War is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher, its final lesson is carved deep into my psyche: That this world, and all it's people are diseased. Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We're all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. The shape our will. They are our culture - - they are everything we pass along. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair... all memes, all passed along.
00:50-02:05 That one made my cry from laugh. A whole story arc where Raiden is just wants to jack off and constantly gets interrupted by Armstrong makes this confrontation absurdly hilarious.
My boy Khamsin was the headliner. Thank you for actually showing him respect, and this compilation made me want to carve my own path; not follow my wrath. 6:17 the power of Tate compels him!
7:23 My legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen, I'm forever bound to a chair! I'm half quadriplegic, that means paraplegic, I can't seem to feel my legs!
A desolate life, can't please my wife, if only my legs i could feel, its legs that i spite as i sit down and fight, the only thing i know for real, THERE WILL BE WHEEL.. CHAIR. THE SUFFER AND PAIN IS MUCH TO BARE.
Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade A desolate place Without any trace It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh no There will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight
My legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen, I'm forever bound to a chair, i'm half quadraplegic, that meant paraplegic, I can't seem to feel my leeeegs
The fact that I love the MY LEGS ARE BROKEN, THE KNEECAPS ARE STOLEN, I’M FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAIIIRRR!!! I’M HALF QUADRIPLEGIC THAT MEANS I’M PARAPLEGIC, I CAN’T SEEM TO FEEL MY LEEEGGGSS!! Song just makes my legs go MY LEGS ARE BROKEN, THE KNEECAPS ARE STOLEN, I’M FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAIIIRRR!!! I’M HALF QUADRIPLEGIC THAT MEANS I’M PARAPLEGIC, I CAN’T SEEM TO FEEL MY LEEEGGGSS!!
Keep it up, jetstream arty. Someday, you'll be like us..saving people from degeneracy. Someday you'll protect these innocent eyes from the dark side of world. Keep it up.
"I need more power! And Distortion! With every bit of *closing fist* distortion *standing up from the plastic chair* I become more based, Dante" -Vergil 2023
My legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen, i'm forever bound to a CHAIR, I'm half quadriplegic, that means paraplegic,i can't seem to feel my LEGS, in the wheelchair I'm PLACED (PLACED) without any LEGS (LEGS)
I mean I was trying to figure out what it was from and was looking for an animators credit. ruclips.net/video/u6dAl2MzXUA/видео.html it's this video BTW there's actually nothing else really about it, someone was just practicing animations and drawing.
War is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher, its final lesson is carved deep into my psyche: That this world, and all it's people are diseased. Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We're all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. The shape our will. They are our culture - - they are everything we pass along. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair... all memes, all passed along.
GIVE WAR A CHANCE!
@@jetstream_arty Magnetic force jack!!!
How about full of shit is that a meme?
How about full of shit... Is that a meme?
where is the last part of MGR characters based on a birthday?! I'm waiting for 3 videos to find out who will be in December!!!
00:50-02:05
That one made my cry from laugh. A whole story arc where Raiden is just wants to jack off and constantly gets interrupted by Armstrong makes this confrontation absurdly hilarious.
and thats why you don't have mother son she couldn't survive this power
I did not do that this is lies I turned off my horny inhibitors after I left my family in ohio- I mean in new Zaland 5 years ago
I'm biting back tears right now. That was so dumb 😂
You touched ma Coq…. and didnt say No Homo…………….. GOT EM…………🤣
Something keeps RISING and it isn't the Metal Gear
I like how the thumbnail implies that armstrong is worried about suacy jack, truly wholesome
Where is that saucy jack?
Sussy jack*
7:11 Holy sh*t the sync is just perfect👌
0:17 took sam's "let's dance" line to a whole different level
6:09 I lost my shit at this lmao
X2, i wasnt expecting that
x3
💀
Yeah bro
Pornography
This is what happens when you bring a sam to a Armstrong fight
Sam!
Armstrong more like arm gone
Exactly
@@jetstreamsam6582 7:28
@@jetstreamsam6582 how did you get so much subscriber with out any video please let know
6:56 I was looking everywhere for this meme
Same
I'm liking this and hoping I can find it again.
My boy Khamsin was the headliner. Thank you for actually showing him respect, and this compilation made me want to carve my own path; not follow my wrath.
6:17 the power of Tate compels him!
More than how you like that daughter of a person
0:50 gawd damn I've been watching this over and over due to because of how funny it is
“Bella?”
“BUCKLE THE FUCK UP LITTLE DOGGY”
HEAT OF THE DESERT, DUST SETTLE ON MY FACE!
Absolute comedy californium
4:34 I feel ya monsoon, the amogus jumpscare in VR felt so real that saucy amongus imposter came to my house
Memes the DNA of the soul
1:25 bro lost his nuts to someone with a katana💀
Ah yes, Jetstream Virgil, my favorite character of all time
At 4:57 with sundowner.. after he said he loved minors, my amber alert went off 💀💀
ALERT SUNDOWNER IS IN THE AREA HIDE YOUR KIDS OE HE WILL STEAL THEIR BRAINS
💀💀💀💀💀
Ain’t no way, did it actually?💀💀💀💀💀
Goes hard
5:44 No MGR meme compilation is complete without Max0r
2:32 Vergil casually skeaning into a mgrr video
Vergil is just so powerful.
@@Motivated_Kris_deltarune no, he is the storm that is approaching.
6:09 caught me off guard 😂
“Something is rising and it isn’t the metal gear” has me fucking dead
Same dude
7:23
My legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen, I'm forever bound to a chair! I'm half quadriplegic, that means paraplegic, I can't seem to feel my legs!
A desolate life, can't please my wife, if only my legs i could feel, its legs that i spite as i sit down and fight, the only thing i know for real, THERE WILL BE WHEEL.. CHAIR. THE SUFFER AND PAIN IS MUCH TO BARE.
*dies
the guy who sung the original song the only thing I know for real made a cover of the wheelchair song
@@axolotl09you deadass?
I want jacks voice actor to watch all of it 0:52
6:10 now I can’t unhear it
Same xD
same ;/
Same :|
Same :\
And it will come
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
There will be blood-shed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh no
There will be blood-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Losing my identity
Wondering have I gone insane
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight
sing a song about pigeons and how they’re great
This video proved you can do math, Samuel.
@@TheHoodedWarden Yessir
@@jetstreamsam5214 SAM MY HOMIE
@@gpuman0227 pigeon coo
which means they are cool
And they dont do drugs
4:07 this is the crossover ever
"Berries delight" funniest shit ever
0:53 my most favorite part lmao 😂😂
0:14 man i need a video of raiden dancing like michael jackson
ruclips.net/video/H8T0qM-pFEo/видео.html it's
7:21 "my leg are broke"
3:05 good ending- oh wait nvm
0:39
Sam, we were friends, destroying cringe.
NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY CHAIR
** JUDGEMENT CUT **
1:13 i laughed so hard
5:03
NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
THAT'S ILLEGAL!
7:35
I GOT MORE LYRICS
*A DESOLATE SEAT (SEAT)
WITHOUT ANY FEET (FEET)*
IT'S ONLY THE COLD SEAT I FEEEEEL
I MUST STAY SITTED CANT STAND UP AND FIGHT
@@maximilianolopez5743 THE ONLY WEELCHAIR I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE STAIRS (STAIRS)
The original is:
"A DESOLATE LIFE (LIFE)
I CAN'T PLEASE MY WIFE (WIFE)
IF ONLY MY LEGS I COULD FEEL"
Underrated,you Have The best mgrr memes
Bro Jack is just chilling making fruit smoothies
Hell yeah
Been 8 days since this video was posted and now your almost at 2k nice!
This are some real CUAlity memes!
Subscribed
These are a certified MGRR memes
No comments after 2 years
That first one killed me 💀
6:09 I will never be able to unhear this
7:13 Обычная прогулка по вечернему Петербургу
My legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen, I'm forever bound to a chair, i'm half quadraplegic, that meant paraplegic, I can't seem to feel my leeeegs
NEW VID POG
still waiting for Blade wolf Justice
he hit a home run amazing!
Yeah it hurt like hell!
Congrats on the 1.2k subs
Thanks so much
'Buckle the fuck up little doggy' lol
5:16 God damn
I'm hoping I find this timestamp again. Love it.
I ran out of all metal gear rising and memes are the most powerful energy source of all
0:19 WHAT THE FU-
Just u dancin
The fact that I love the MY LEGS ARE BROKEN, THE KNEECAPS ARE STOLEN, I’M FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAIIIRRR!!! I’M HALF QUADRIPLEGIC THAT MEANS I’M PARAPLEGIC, I CAN’T SEEM TO FEEL MY LEEEGGGSS!! Song just makes my legs go MY LEGS ARE BROKEN, THE KNEECAPS ARE STOLEN, I’M FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAIIIRRR!!! I’M HALF QUADRIPLEGIC THAT MEANS I’M PARAPLEGIC, I CAN’T SEEM TO FEEL MY LEEEGGGSS!!
Thx for compilation ^^
2:43
People who don’t know:oh a normal cooking video
People who know:NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Raiden is the best fruit ninja
give a link to the original full video please!!
I might be dumb for asking but what is this a reference to?
@@immacreator777 men KIS- gets punch by armstrong
@@call-me-Stepan...
I'm activally losing my sanity .
Keep it up, jetstream arty.
Someday, you'll be like us..saving people from degeneracy.
Someday you'll protect these innocent eyes from the dark side of world.
Keep it up.
This show's me a good time.
this channel grew so fast
Congratulations on 1000 !!
Thanks)
All of the metal gear rising soundtrack is amazing.
that is a fact
Why the fuck am i dancing in the intro
Finally this video is no longer age restricted
STOP, RLY, FINALLY! YEA BABY THAT WAS I WAITING FOR!
2:13 metal gear rising revengeance merch
Memes from Arty are legendary.
You gotta tell me where you got 4:18 from. For research of course
Photo ID by Camooh
4:06 I BLOODY DIED. IT'S SO AMAZING
0:39 as a Brazilian,that's how we solve bar discussions
I love these memes!!!!
"My handler is a white woman."
"Thats tough..."
"I will *N* *E* *V* *E* *R* eat peanut butter again."
Samuel Rodrigues Is Such A Brazilian Samurai
There is a pretty meme. Exquisite!
This is what happens when you bring sword to a tool fight
Jetstream arty deserves the 1,000 subs guys, let's help him get there!
Nano 🐔 😂😂
I can't feel my cheeks 🤣🤣
0:51 BRO MY MEME’S THERE
Oh yeah;)
@@jetstream_arty thx for putting this up
what is the anime name
@@roberthutcheson9138 there is no anime
@@roberthutcheson9138 strike the blood
Am I the only one who rotated his head by 90° on 2:21
All jokes aside, that Gacha version of Raiden was really good.
Mothra: don't be Jetstream Tr-rex Dragon! Mothra needs Godzilla and get it!
This is more addicting then Methamphetamine
JETSTREAM T rex Dragon: I HAVE ENOUGH!
Man makes the best mgr memes
5:02
SUSDOWNER
SUSDOWNER
Red SUS Red SUS over paradise
Golden waves of the glorious SUSshine.
"I need more power! And Distortion! With every bit of *closing fist* distortion *standing up from the plastic chair* I become more based, Dante" -Vergil 2023
My legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen, i'm forever bound to a CHAIR, I'm half quadriplegic, that means paraplegic,i can't seem to feel my LEGS, in the wheelchair I'm PLACED (PLACED) without any LEGS (LEGS)
I love the Christmas version of that one song :3
Bro this is so freaking Good
6:06 great. Now I can't unhear it..
Bro seing a spike of most watched moments on 4:17 makes me lose faith in humanity.
What are you watching? Become fucking invincible.
I mean I was trying to figure out what it was from and was looking for an animators credit.
ruclips.net/video/u6dAl2MzXUA/видео.html it's this video BTW there's actually nothing else really about it, someone was just practicing animations and drawing.
@@kazmark_gl8652 its ok im just saying. I dont really care what people watch play or do (except if its something really messed up)
Sundowner: LIKE SAYS JACK KIDS CULE AND I LOVE AMONG US
1:10 i fucking lost it when he said it wasn't metal gear 💀
you almost on 1k subs
7:23 oh man!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:09 I'm ashamed to tell ya'll that i too thought that was the lyrics to it 😔
Popular misconception
The first one end up really well
LIKE I SAID JACK! KIDS ARE CRUEL AND I LOVE MINORS! (vine boom)
Bro almost at 10k now
3:43 Dante if he fought Bladewolf:
0:27 5k now king 👑
bro your the best
5:39 he was born
Born into a pack
There’s no choice, but orders from the blind
6:39
Thats why i love Vergil memes
The internet really is something isn’t it