Titan from Megamind stare, but something's wrong

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @nicojira2004
    @nicojira2004  3 года назад +883

    Why is this still getting views.
    Please stop watching.

  • @MistaE
    @MistaE 3 года назад +5076

    When your on a camping trip and you hear your wife call you to come to bed from your tent but you remember shes at home

    • @seanregner8934
      @seanregner8934 3 года назад +534

      Or even worse, you forgot that you don't even have a wife

    • @Cat_on_watermelon57
      @Cat_on_watermelon57 3 года назад +67

      👁👃👁

    • @TheWazzoGames
      @TheWazzoGames 3 года назад +293

      When you realize you’re the next missing 411 case

    • @varf485
      @varf485 3 года назад +61

      I love these two sentences horror story’s in the comments

    • @nishanta6071
      @nishanta6071 3 года назад +27

      Scp 939 moment

  • @dy7296
    @dy7296 3 года назад +1622

    When you watch a horror movie, but it says "based on true story"

    • @Youzw
      @Youzw 3 года назад +87

      And the last minute be like
      "And he still wandering till today to find an unlucky victim"

    • @Samb467
      @Samb467 3 года назад +14

      @みなと長崎 when you're watching a horror movie and there's demonic screaming and you start getting really paranoid more than usual watching scary movies so you turn the TV off to do something else but you still hear the screaming

    • @lizflessert2427
      @lizflessert2427 3 года назад +13

      @@Samb467 Fu## no I’m outta there.

    • @bukachell
      @bukachell 3 года назад +5

      *oh shit*

    • @holad8117
      @holad8117 3 года назад +6

      "Based on your story"

  • @thebornana2468
    @thebornana2468 3 года назад +2338

    an experienced man once said: i'm not afraid being alone in a dark room but i'm afraid of not being alone in the same situation

    • @GabrielCarvalho-fd1iw
      @GabrielCarvalho-fd1iw 3 года назад +14

      Your pfp

    • @thebornana2468
      @thebornana2468 3 года назад +3

      @@GabrielCarvalho-fd1iw nah i changed it

    • @JDotOnPoint
      @JDotOnPoint 3 года назад +96

      I like to think that we're scared of being alone in the dark because we fear we might not actually be "alone" in the dark

    • @thebornana2468
      @thebornana2468 3 года назад +20

      @@JDotOnPoint literally

    • @pressaltf4forfreevbucks179
      @pressaltf4forfreevbucks179 3 года назад +22

      @@JDotOnPoint probably yeah. Most predators in the wild can see in the dark way better than humans

  • @motivatedstorm3816
    @motivatedstorm3816 3 года назад +1926

    When your face is itchy and you scratch it, except you couldn't feel your face, your face feels the fingers

    • @Tank_lover
      @Tank_lover 3 года назад +157

      "Wait this isn't my hand"

    • @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384
      @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 3 года назад +65

      @@Tank_lover Tell the hand thanks.

    • @Tank_lover
      @Tank_lover 3 года назад +89

      @@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 "HOLY CRAP, ITS TALKING TO ME"

    • @jiyyohh
      @jiyyohh 3 года назад +53

      @@Tank_lover “Hey, your chin feels nice” asdfmovie refrence lol

    • @thegongoolzler2677
      @thegongoolzler2677 3 года назад +16

      This actually unsettles me

  • @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750
    @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 3 года назад +695

    The demon in the dark when you turn off the light and walk away calmly, telling it good night:

  • @spacetimeadventure341
    @spacetimeadventure341 3 года назад +408

    When you win the staring competition with your doll

    • @Kp2k24
      @Kp2k24 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂how?

    • @Kp2k24
      @Kp2k24 3 года назад +1

      @Yeller 21 but I want to

    • @V1xtory
      @V1xtory 3 года назад +16

      @@Kp2k24 the doll blinked….

    • @Kp2k24
      @Kp2k24 3 года назад +4

      @@V1xtory what the .....😂😂

    • @youraverageinternetuser1056
      @youraverageinternetuser1056 3 года назад

      @@Kp2k24 is it really that hard to know how?

  • @Karthikeyan-lo8mq
    @Karthikeyan-lo8mq 3 года назад +1185

    When Halloween is already over, still your neighbour is hanging in the tree

    • @KekePalmer.
      @KekePalmer. 3 года назад +114

      Pinata

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 3 года назад +29

      @@KekePalmer. that made me burst out laughing 😂

    • @awithd6084
      @awithd6084 3 года назад +4

      @@KekePalmer. get the can- oh no what.... oooohhhhhh....god

    • @danielg.2650
      @danielg.2650 3 года назад +1

      It's *not* pinata......

    • @clanjebb2017
      @clanjebb2017 3 года назад +4

      @@imcool2931 had the same effect on your neighbor friend.

  • @ricedanan
    @ricedanan 3 года назад +3232

    When you see your wife in the kitchen on all fours after burying her dismembered body in the backyard

  • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
    @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 года назад +1585

    Imagine if this was potentially one of the only possible relics left behind by humanity.

    • @nicojira2004
      @nicojira2004  3 года назад +155

      That would be hilarious

    • @chazzistheman
      @chazzistheman 3 года назад +33

      Something sneaking into homes and killing everyone every night one by one

    • @eymanyouwell
      @eymanyouwell 3 года назад +23

      wow, hilarious and original comment! XDDDD

    • @Who-Uhm-Cares
      @Who-Uhm-Cares 3 года назад +19

      They’d prob think we were demons or something

    • @Konoronn
      @Konoronn 3 года назад +1

      No.

  • @OGWallace
    @OGWallace 3 года назад +767

    When the effect of your pills start dying down and the walls begin talking again

    • @jorgeasdfgh
      @jorgeasdfgh 3 года назад +24

      Oh is the anti schizophrenic pills right?

    • @burgrz_tasty1237
      @burgrz_tasty1237 3 года назад +17

      @@jorgeasdfgh no, the schizophrenic pills. The walls aren’t your condition, you’re just too poor to move out

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 3 года назад +3

      @@jorgeasdfgh normal pills

    • @emmanuelreyes7409
      @emmanuelreyes7409 3 года назад +1

      @@OtherDalfite Time to become like dream.

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 2 года назад

      @@emmanuelreyes7409 have a bunch of psychotic fans who say you're their sexuality?

  • @PacWest6
    @PacWest6 3 года назад +271

    Me when my dog suddenly stands on its hind legs and says "I'm sorry for what's to come" and falls back asleep

    • @mattjardine2158
      @mattjardine2158 3 года назад +42

      My soul passed through my body on how funny this shit is

    • @instertname4893
      @instertname4893 3 года назад +1

      Kill it

    • @isaacmak0496
      @isaacmak0496 3 года назад +1

      😭😭😭😭

    • @UrielDripper
      @UrielDripper 3 года назад +5

      why is this so hillarious yet eerie at the same time

    • @renamamiya5712
      @renamamiya5712 3 года назад

      Your profile picture is perfect for this 👌

  • @nenitaamongo630
    @nenitaamongo630 3 года назад +333

    When you're saying jokes to the mirror and it laughs

    • @Tank_lover
      @Tank_lover 3 года назад +33

      At least someone else likes my humour :(

    • @jorgeasdfgh
      @jorgeasdfgh 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @nenitaamongo630
      @nenitaamongo630 3 года назад +2

      @@Tank_lover I like your humour

    • @sunnybowos266
      @sunnybowos266 3 года назад +15

      Explanation: Your jokes were so good that they made your reflection laugh bruh

    • @nenitaamongo630
      @nenitaamongo630 3 года назад +1

      @@sunnybowos266 thanks man

  • @NERV_HQ
    @NERV_HQ 3 года назад +1101

    Me :"If you're here to kill me and you know it clap your hands."
    From drakness comes a sound that fills me with terror. The sound... of a fart.

  • @revolverocelot423
    @revolverocelot423 3 года назад +225

    The thief thought he was a Smart Fella but hes a Fart Smella

  • @ZelEniqGamer
    @ZelEniqGamer 3 года назад +190

    When you're having a staring contest with your cat, but you realize she's been looking behind you this whole time.

    • @Kp2k24
      @Kp2k24 3 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @mobilerbro1254
      @mobilerbro1254 3 года назад +11

      *Oh no*

    • @lizflessert2427
      @lizflessert2427 3 года назад +20

      Plot twist: It was just the can of tuna behind you.

    • @ZelEniqGamer
      @ZelEniqGamer 3 года назад +10

      @@lizflessert2427 Or perhaps whatever was peeking out of it before you turned.

    • @normalguy6946
      @normalguy6946 2 года назад +4

      But you realize your cat blinks side ways

  • @vinny7265
    @vinny7265 3 года назад +866

    When you have weird dreams, but you forget them. Years later, weird things happen, you realize that those dreams had predicted your future...

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 3 года назад +32

      In my Restless dreams I see that town
      Silent hill

    • @4rg3lay
      @4rg3lay 3 года назад +31

      Yeah I was dreaming that I'm poop my pants in front of the church

    • @sunnybowos266
      @sunnybowos266 3 года назад +9

      I once had a dream where I died.

    • @Roberto-es6gt
      @Roberto-es6gt 3 года назад +17

      I had a dream where I am fighting a Winnie the Pooh pillow

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 3 года назад +26

      When your gut tells you something is wrong but you can't explain why and then years later you realize your gut predicted the future.

  • @philyoutuber7270
    @philyoutuber7270 3 года назад +264

    Happy Ending: You remember that you were looking after your friend’s gassy dog for the weekend while they were away and the dog was the one who farted

    • @maccar4062
      @maccar4062 3 года назад +8

      Phew, thank god, I am actually not looking for the dog alone, his name is Greg and he is walking the dog right now while I-...wait....

    • @burgrz_tasty1237
      @burgrz_tasty1237 3 года назад +28

      Sad ending: the dog shat itself to death, and the fart was the final gas escaping from its ass

    • @eepyvoneeplestan
      @eepyvoneeplestan 3 года назад +12

      Neutral ending you heard things but nobody is in your home. You just have a brain disorder. Good ending: Nobody was in your house and you just heard a weird sound. Bad ending: You see him.

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 3 года назад +5

      @@eepyvoneeplestan secret ending: You're just paranoid and didn't notice that you yourself farted

    • @gutentag5301
      @gutentag5301 3 года назад +5

      @@def3ndr887 secret ending 2:you feel something wet

  • @AmateurAnimations65
    @AmateurAnimations65 3 года назад +424

    Possibly the most cursed thing about this meme is how genuinely scary Titan's stare is

    • @phantomtrak6007
      @phantomtrak6007 3 года назад +33

      If you stare at him for too long his eyes seem to move…

    • @muhaiminakbar4472
      @muhaiminakbar4472 3 года назад +23

      @@phantomtrak6007 it's just your brain being bored

    • @hectorjarachairez1168
      @hectorjarachairez1168 3 года назад +7

      @@muhaiminakbar4472 being bored*

    • @grimreaper6896
      @grimreaper6896 2 года назад +8

      I just did and I literally thought I saw his eyes moves I freaked out really scared

    • @emperorgiz1
      @emperorgiz1 2 года назад +6

      @@grimreaper6896 He's looking behind you

  • @johndetheshape3095
    @johndetheshape3095 3 года назад +135

    when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back

  • @IStoleAllYourCookies
    @IStoleAllYourCookies 3 года назад +341

    I listen as they celebrate the first cryogenic freezing. I have no way to tell them im still concious

  • @UnknownOps
    @UnknownOps 3 года назад +152

    I told you people! The government would come in and save u-
    No wait! don't shoot, I'm not infected!

    • @mossified_
      @mossified_ 3 года назад +19

      13th of December, 3:28 PM, Greensboro NC.
      Mark your calendar.

    • @pedropedrohan102
      @pedropedrohan102 3 года назад +1

      @@mossified_ liking the video to remember this

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 3 года назад +4

      the Black Mesa Incident of 2001

    • @pedropedrohan102
      @pedropedrohan102 3 года назад +1

      @@mossified_ only a few days left

    • @pedropedrohan102
      @pedropedrohan102 3 года назад

      @@mossified_ 2 days left

  • @biggiecheese6957
    @biggiecheese6957 3 года назад +156

    "I played my friends favorite song on his funeral.. he wasnt dead yet.."

    • @Arkham649
      @Arkham649 3 года назад +4

      *muffled screaming of the lyrics to Motley Crue's Kickstart my heart*

    • @Jacatoja1
      @Jacatoja1 10 месяцев назад

      "My dead friend rising up from the coffin at the funeral to turn down the drake music i put on to summon his wrath"

  • @vindookiediesel9295
    @vindookiediesel9295 3 года назад +317

    The song felt nostalgic for a second there for some reason

    • @oliverthedum2129
      @oliverthedum2129 3 года назад +35

      If you played silent hill 3, then yes, it is nostalgia

    • @vindookiediesel9295
      @vindookiediesel9295 3 года назад +15

      @@oliverthedum2129 Sounds like a great game! however i've only played homecoming, downpour, and shattered memories though..
      Idk why, its just felt like that one song that felt nostalgic for no reason, even though you've never heard it before

    • @CarmenBeckett
      @CarmenBeckett 3 года назад +5

      If you ever can, you should play the second one, I just finished it and it was a great experience :)

    • @aaron-gz
      @aaron-gz 3 года назад +4

      @@vindookiediesel9295 If you listen to creepypasta readers or just spooky youtubers like Scare Teather they might have used it once.

    • @ialc
      @ialc 3 года назад

      Honestly sounds like you could make a sick beat out of it if you speed it by 1.5.

  • @vyntl5584
    @vyntl5584 3 года назад +140

    When you realize that Pikachu doesnt have a black spot on the edge of it's tail.

  • @0turi
    @0turi 3 года назад +84

    there should've been a fart sound effect at the end of the video accompanied by titan readjusting and locking his eyes right to the camera

    • @guynameddibin
      @guynameddibin 3 года назад +4

      Bruh

    • @guynameddibin
      @guynameddibin 3 года назад +5

      I'm literally watching this in the middle of the night

    • @suspiciouslookingbanana6017
      @suspiciouslookingbanana6017 3 года назад

      And 5 or 10 seconds later a weird jumpscare

    • @jamiefrancescavalencia8634
      @jamiefrancescavalencia8634 Год назад

      bro has 69 funny likes

    • @alexandrefillot9600
      @alexandrefillot9600 Год назад +1

      ​​@@suspiciouslookingbanana6017like that one cursed rotten-looking variant of the troll face?
      Edit : added "?" at the end of my sentence to tell I'm asking rather than affirming.

  • @networkoftrumbull5058
    @networkoftrumbull5058 3 года назад +301

    Me staring out of my beach front home and seeing a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

    • @trashtoast7007
      @trashtoast7007 3 года назад +14

      Im pretty sure you're in the end times there bud 😆
      My question is did you repent beforehand?

    • @networkoftrumbull5058
      @networkoftrumbull5058 3 года назад +32

      @@trashtoast7007 no joke, after all the bullshit I've been through I've realized all I have in the end is god and his son. I kinda hate myself cause I doubt my faith..

    • @trashtoast7007
      @trashtoast7007 3 года назад +25

      @@networkoftrumbull5058 thats ok man, as long as you acknowledge your mistakes and try to improve you should be able to set yourself on the right path. Life is never easy, even when following the path that God intended for us, but all you can do is have faith

    • @670HP-Package-NOW
      @670HP-Package-NOW 3 года назад +19

      @@trashtoast7007 the light of Jesus Christ overcomes all evil

    • @trashtoast7007
      @trashtoast7007 3 года назад +3

      @@670HP-Package-NOW very well said brother

  • @canzed1939
    @canzed1939 3 года назад +41

    Pov you witnessed a Art School rejecting an Austrian Painter

    • @kristopherlowell3793
      @kristopherlowell3793 3 года назад +1

      That's not a PoV exactly, but goes the right way
      PoV means Point of View, which means YOUR perspective. What i am trying to say, is that this is 3rd person perspective, but for a PoV to be one, it has to be on 1st Person.

    • @canzed1939
      @canzed1939 3 года назад +1

      @@kristopherlowell3793 I did not ask for correction, I only did as a JOKE and yes kinda messed up right there, also I ain't American so my english is not perfect.

    • @kristopherlowell3793
      @kristopherlowell3793 3 года назад

      @@canzed1939 i understand, and i was just saying tho.

    • @SkeleGamer9197
      @SkeleGamer9197 Год назад

      ​@@kristopherlowell3793Massive bruh

  • @DontAskWhoIIs
    @DontAskWhoIIs 3 года назад +47

    The NFT Artist when I screenshot his art and put it on a t-shirt. (It was sold for a sixth of the price the NFT was.)

  • @ZigzagEnd
    @ZigzagEnd 3 года назад +102

    me and the snail floating in space staring at the last star's light fading and me finally asking him to touch me (He confides in me as to wether or not we'll see each other again, and I remain silent, for even with all my endless knowledge and wisdom gained over countless eons, I still do not know what resides after death)

  • @torrent7136
    @torrent7136 3 года назад +52

    The more you keep staring at his eyes, the more of his eyes will move

    • @smiles175
      @smiles175 3 года назад +5

      *_H m m m_*

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 3 года назад +4

      then stop looking at it

    • @welcomehere3594
      @welcomehere3594 2 года назад +2

      @@def3ndr887 Harvard

    • @Brandon_Jacob98
      @Brandon_Jacob98 2 месяца назад +1

      It’s because your brain gets bored and literally starts making things up to see. I forgot what it’s called but there’s some videos on it.

  • @IStoleAllYourCookies
    @IStoleAllYourCookies 3 года назад +730

    Me after into a staring contest with my dog after realizing he’s been staring at me for the past 4 hours (I fear the consequences of looking away now, something is wrong)

  • @Jorpda
    @Jorpda 3 года назад +53

    When you hear scratching at your bedroom door, but all your pets are asleep

  • @sonneedswater4539
    @sonneedswater4539 3 года назад +32

    When your wife wakes you from your bed, frantically warning you about the intruder in your home even though she’s been dead for 12 years....

  • @aroth1330
    @aroth1330 3 года назад +26

    When you got a call from your girlfriend to come to her home on the weekend but you remember she died 2 years ago

  • @babyedd7826
    @babyedd7826 3 года назад +68

    When you go check your basement and u hear ur dad going in there but he comes back at the backdoor of the house

  • @Someone_1994
    @Someone_1994 3 года назад +26

    When you demand a rematch after losing to Russian roulette

    • @pedropedrohan102
      @pedropedrohan102 3 года назад +3

      don't worry it's you who is the entity that's gonna kill

  • @renzero4329
    @renzero4329 3 года назад +30

    A weird noise can be heard from the closet in my bedroom
    Me:
    The demon under my bed:

    • @Kp2k24
      @Kp2k24 3 года назад

      U both are confused?😂😂

    • @KekePalmer.
      @KekePalmer. 3 года назад +7

      There's always a bigger fish

    • @Crusher888
      @Crusher888 3 года назад +2

      The human centipide monster on the ceiling:

    • @normalguy6946
      @normalguy6946 2 года назад +1

      The uncle:

    • @Himbull-05
      @Himbull-05 2 года назад +2

      The sleep paralysis demon:

  • @rajapaulrata5751
    @rajapaulrata5751 3 года назад +22

    POV: You hear your toilet flush downstairs , but you're home alone;

  • @bigmanbossman
    @bigmanbossman 3 года назад +34

    "Dinner's ready." I heard my mom say. As I was about to go downstairs, someone grabbed me by my arms and into the closet.
    I was shocked. It was my mother. She covered my mouth, telling me to be quiet and told me: "I heard it too."
    The voice from downstairs, my "mother", started getting louder, distorted.
    It called for my name.

    • @LuteroGigio28507
      @LuteroGigio28507 2 года назад +4

      Move from Mandela County bru

    • @gameplaystart1213
      @gameplaystart1213 2 года назад

      Yeah just Move away the Mandela County it's suck having to hear those alternatives.
      Are you sureèęéēêə you don't want me to move with yoùű

    • @iateyourfather92
      @iateyourfather92 2 года назад +8

      Normal day in Mandela County 💀

    • @jamiefrancescavalencia8634
      @jamiefrancescavalencia8634 Год назад +4

      Mandela catalogue intenstifies

    • @CarlosRibeiro-ei3om
      @CarlosRibeiro-ei3om 11 месяцев назад

      "i Heard It too" a horror short animation by axeman cartoons (FT. Lets read) Nice to see that this absolute classic is getting its deserved acknowledgment 😊

  • @juanpedro7303
    @juanpedro7303 3 года назад +48

    When you are having sleep paralysis but you see the clock stuck in 3:00 am (you are in hell)

    • @mobilerbro1254
      @mobilerbro1254 3 года назад +1

      *Oh god*

    • @solium3114
      @solium3114 3 года назад +1

      Plot twist: your sleep paralysis demon is a succubus

  • @somedonkus5215
    @somedonkus5215 3 года назад +20

    Was honestly expecting titan to stare at you and then some 3D audio of someone farting behind you to scare someone

    • @sunnybowos266
      @sunnybowos266 3 года назад +1

      I can't hold down my laughter any longer.

  • @filmwoodmedia
    @filmwoodmedia 3 года назад +227

    Me clutching my M1911 as my friends charred body walks out of the napalm strike telling me it isn’t my fault

    • @うつ病-w5j
      @うつ病-w5j 3 года назад +2

      lmfao

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 3 года назад +17

      Spec ops: the line moment

    • @3601christopher
      @3601christopher 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Tm0V24IEHao/видео.html
      I watched this on Netflix yesterday and it perfectly described what you wrote.

    • @SoldierFromTF2
      @SoldierFromTF2 3 года назад

      Feel like I've seen this exact comment on a different but the same Titan staring

    • @helloperson9445
      @helloperson9445 Год назад +1

      Nah

  • @user-no6eq8mf9v
    @user-no6eq8mf9v 3 года назад +25

    When you hear your car talking but you realise cars never talk

  • @SlimSamari
    @SlimSamari 3 года назад +101

    When your girlfriend tells you she will spare you when the invasion starts.
    She leans over to your ear and says " Out of all the humans on this planet your my favorite. I'll give you a ten minute head start."

    • @V1xtory
      @V1xtory 3 года назад +16

      Idk if im weird but thats kinda hot
      I would feel special that an alien being is in a romantic relationship with me 😏

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 3 года назад +13

      "Damn, ten minutes is all I'm worth to you? I thought we had something special, Borguflung"

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 3 года назад +6

      when your girlfriend tells you all that but then you remember you don't have a girlfriend

  • @KiwiPaws76
    @KiwiPaws76 3 года назад +11

    When you go camping and see a paper stapled to a tree
    And it says don’t look at him on it

    • @Ace_Dp0rt
      @Ace_Dp0rt 9 месяцев назад

      slenderman?

  • @coolnugget2433
    @coolnugget2433 3 года назад +17

    When you realize he’s looking behind you and not at you

  • @caliburbermuda5422
    @caliburbermuda5422 3 года назад +42

    me in Normandy on a pitch black night gripping my M1 Garand as I see my best friend who died on Omaha beach approach me with lifeless eyes repeating why did you leave me behind

  • @Blazed4113
    @Blazed4113 3 года назад +47

    My dad after seeing me under the bed when I tolled him theres a monster on the top of the bed

  • @Z-Cult
    @Z-Cult 3 года назад +12

    That Lego set you just got realizing that it's being torn apart as soon as it's built:

  • @SussyProductons
    @SussyProductons Год назад +3

    the monster in my closet as I mercilessly beat the monster under the bed to death

  • @JulioCezarMari
    @JulioCezarMari 3 года назад +7

    When you go take a selfie alone but the camera says that there are 2 people

  • @burgrz_tasty1237
    @burgrz_tasty1237 3 года назад +22

    When you’re deep sea diving and it’s black as tar, and you hear your partner shouting to you from behind you, then you remember he’s still on the boat

  • @blurrythestoner
    @blurrythestoner 3 года назад +115

    My wife and I looking at our son sitting at the table after eating him 2 days ago

  • @trytowaitforyou6812
    @trytowaitforyou6812 3 года назад +72

    When your crush texts you “hi” but you remember you buried her days ago

    • @livinglifern1086
      @livinglifern1086 3 года назад +1

      It turns out her dad is hunting you but you and him grow close and end up together living a happy life in a great household with 3 children. You and him love your new lives but realize that you guys arent doing financially well. So instead of eating normal food you find the emergency food. Your youngest children and you get into a fight. Its perfect. That little rascal deserved it. You stab him around the stomach area as he falls down on the floor you drag him into the basement where you begin butchering him. You and your family won’t starve for today. Your crushes dad reports him missing. He starts suspecting you so you act rationally. You lure him into a room where you quickly grabbed your 9mm and shoot him. He is bleeding. Choking on his blood, his last words “you looking real sussy. Did u take that fortnite card?” As you realize what he said. You began laughing. Your horrified children watching inside their cages. Then you realize your crush is your dad and her dad might be your mother. You begin crying. You hop on call of duty mobile. Which you should download. Cod mobile is a fps game where you play in tons of game-modes. It follows the original series of call of duty and is especially on mobile. You can play anywhere you want.

    • @Incognito-ss5mv
      @Incognito-ss5mv 3 года назад

      @@livinglifern1086 Wtf

    • @normalguy6946
      @normalguy6946 2 года назад +1

      @@Incognito-ss5mv damn even incognito can.t hide that

    • @helloperson9445
      @helloperson9445 Год назад

      @@livinglifern1086 all that for a cod mobile ad?

    • @malitegamer283
      @malitegamer283 Год назад

      ​@@helloperson9445what was it

  • @SuperChavon
    @SuperChavon 3 года назад +9

    When you die in a cartoonish game
    The death of your character is anormal, his back broken and his insides ripped out
    Then you hear a voice saying "now it's your turn"

  • @nome
    @nome 3 года назад +209

    When you notice that every night the door in your room is open, even trought you live alone. out of curiosity, you put a camera to film you while you sleep just to see how that door just opens overnight, expecting to see the door just opening by the wind or something mundane, you just go to sleep calm and not expecting much, but what you see recorded, terrifies you.
    Your camera, instead of being at the top of your desk, is at the corner of your bed, you also are completely naked, your clothes are all thrown at the floor, and the door is open, you try to stay calm "i just did this myself while i was sleeping, it must be". You start to see the recording, at 3:41 in the morning, your door opens, and someone is opening it, no, *something* is opening it, a fully red creature without arms and something light blue in its face, seemingly a visor, and something similar to an oxygen tank attached to its back, starts to film you while you sleep with an camera hold by its detached hands, "what is this thing? is someone just using a costume?" "how did this... person broke into my home?" "why is it recording me?" morbid curiosity kept you watching, the astronaut recorded you for approximately 10 minutes, put its camera on the floor, and started to rip out your clothes, and rub your sexual organs violently, while its pointy tongue coming out from the middle of its body licks your chest. After this, the astronaut seems to have noticed the camera, it comes closer, and whisper with a cold and harsh voice "sussy baka" and takes your camera, put it in your bed, and leaves.
    Terrified of what you've seen, you imeddiately report it to the police, but when you showed them the recording, nothing appears in the video, you are just sleeping peacefully, absolutely nothing unnatural happens, thinking you were just messing with them, they kick you out of the police station. You go back home, thinking you were just seeing things, maybe you were just half asleep when you saw all that, you're happy that all of this was just a bad dream, even though it cost you a bad reputation with the authorities.
    But suddenly, you hear a whisper coming from your back, with the same voice you heard on the recording, and its red hands on your crotch, says "you sussy baka gonna make me act up"

    • @nome
      @nome 3 года назад +45

      ˢᵒʳʳʸ

    • @fcp2004
      @fcp2004 3 года назад +66

      They had us on the first half, not gonna lie

    • @arashm1911
      @arashm1911 3 года назад +19

      what the hell dude...

    • @P1X3LGAMERgo___
      @P1X3LGAMERgo___ 3 года назад +48

      All I had to read was red suit, blue visor, and a oxygen tank and I knew this was a Amogus reference

    • @Matth3w-wil
      @Matth3w-wil 3 года назад +2

      wtf man

  • @vizer0424
    @vizer0424 3 года назад +24

    When you are in a staring contest with your reflection and you win

    • @Kp2k24
      @Kp2k24 3 года назад +2

      😂😂

  • @peacekeeper3227
    @peacekeeper3227 3 года назад +10

    When you realize hes not looking at you, but behind you...

  • @_Abdulziz506
    @_Abdulziz506 Месяц назад +1

    when you are reading the subtitles, but the subtitles button is greyed out

  • @draknight5081
    @draknight5081 3 года назад +11

    I’m staring at the unmoving, tall, human-like shadows. And they are staring back.

    • @NovaBoi7
      @NovaBoi7 2 года назад +5

      Purple eyes and hate water?

  • @JulioCezarMari
    @JulioCezarMari 3 года назад +5

    When you see a tall man in a suit but then you remember:
    I am in the woods

  • @sergegarabiles7754
    @sergegarabiles7754 3 года назад +53

    me hearing people celebrating the first cryogenic freezing, while my mind is still conscious

    • @CorruptedError77
      @CorruptedError77 3 года назад +4

      Copied

    • @sergegarabiles7754
      @sergegarabiles7754 3 года назад +2

      true, mind if you could tell me who created it so i might as well give a credit for him or her?

    • @AffenWaffe
      @AffenWaffe 3 года назад +2

      @i went to your house and stole all of your cookies around

    • @sergegarabiles7754
      @sergegarabiles7754 3 года назад +1

      @@AffenWaffe may i beg your pardon?

    • @Ghost-qo5of
      @Ghost-qo5of 3 года назад +1

      @@sergegarabiles7754 that was the original guy your pardon

  • @davidcassion2495
    @davidcassion2495 3 года назад +8

    When you're watching a Horror Movie and it's based on a true story,but then something from the movie starts happening to your life

  • @inky-hi1798
    @inky-hi1798 3 года назад +14

    Me looking at spider in the corner of the room

    • @Kp2k24
      @Kp2k24 3 года назад

      😂

    • @f2progamer
      @f2progamer 3 года назад +1

      Me looking at the human staring at my house

    • @Kp2k24
      @Kp2k24 3 года назад

      @@f2progamer are u saying truth?

    • @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
      @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 10 месяцев назад

      Me looking at the terrified looking human in its bed (I can't tell it that I am way more scared of it than it is of me)

  • @nobodiesbusiness2731
    @nobodiesbusiness2731 3 года назад +15

    When you hear your child crying but it's your third month above the atmosphere.

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 2 года назад +2

      Good ending: an astronaut had to give birth on the rocket

  • @richardspence1094
    @richardspence1094 3 года назад +7

    After a fun or badass adventure, you realize you're part of a movie/show as everything around you is fading to black as the credits begin to roll

  • @ethansolomon2126
    @ethansolomon2126 3 года назад +20

    When your girlfriend sits up in bed and stares at you saying “Three hours. They’re coming” before lying back down at 2:14 AM (she doesn’t normally sleepwalk)

  • @hawkstorm6195
    @hawkstorm6195 3 года назад +22

    When your parents see you open your "homework"

  • @Insert_Creative_Youtube_Name
    @Insert_Creative_Youtube_Name 2 года назад +2

    When you see the something at the corner of your eye, and when you turn to look at it, it stays there:

  • @sircatlusthewise6467
    @sircatlusthewise6467 3 года назад +4

    When you try to sleep in Minecraft but it says you can’t because there are monsters nearby even though you set your world difficulty to peaceful

  • @man-o-war1685
    @man-o-war1685 3 года назад +1

    When you get a EAS saying “DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON”
    (Watch don’t look up if you’re curious, spook warning)

  • @alex-sun_
    @alex-sun_ 3 года назад +273

    “Hi mom, what’s for dinner tonight?”
    “Beef stew”
    “Alright Nice”
    “I’ll be in my room”
    (Your mom died 3 years ago)

    • @Kilum
      @Kilum 3 года назад +26

      damn your dad got a new wife

    • @haharmageddontv6581
      @haharmageddontv6581 3 года назад +2

      why would you ask in he first place

    • @Kp2k24
      @Kp2k24 3 года назад +2

      My mom is alright 😂😂 u curse me😂😂

    • @Mildsauce82
      @Mildsauce82 3 года назад +1

      Thanks dad

    • @UrielDripper
      @UrielDripper 3 года назад +4

      she respawned

  • @ranusewithimp4145
    @ranusewithimp4145 3 года назад +6

    Guys, I saw a strange spot in a picture and now I'm hearing a scream approaching me.

    • @f2progamer
      @f2progamer 3 года назад +2

      What's all this screaming and why is your doorframe broken? I'm coming in.

    • @normalguy6946
      @normalguy6946 2 года назад +2

      d.dad who is the whit man outside?
      He looks angry

    • @Xiga1980
      @Xiga1980 Год назад +2

      why do i hear screaming getting louder?

    • @helloperson9445
      @helloperson9445 Год назад +1

      Uhh ohh you saw him didn't you
      You saw 2 pixels of his head that looked like a discoloration didn't you?

  • @Ze9zz
    @Ze9zz 3 года назад +18

    I'm so glad people are understanding how much potential this meme has

  • @Kageki-mm9mg
    @Kageki-mm9mg 3 года назад +2

    It feel so good scratching your ears, but both of your hand is holding the phone

  • @DN_123
    @DN_123 3 года назад +15

    When you hear your parents waking you up but you've been alone at home for 5 years now

  • @NoelhAgustin
    @NoelhAgustin 10 месяцев назад +1

    Pov. Your alone because you see a long figure standing in ur door

  • @kaleemerald
    @kaleemerald 3 года назад +36

    this literally gave me chills when the cc said when you are alone

  • @MagsJaz
    @MagsJaz Год назад +1

    “I’m not afraid of the lights switched off. I’m afraid of whatever is turning them off.”

  • @GamerTheShy
    @GamerTheShy 2 года назад +4

    When you hear laughter coming from behind you, and your alone with your back against the wall

  • @CamiloxRoblox_OF
    @CamiloxRoblox_OF Год назад +2

    When i was 6 i saw a 3 year old boy on my kitchen, i tough it was one of my cousins beacause he looked similar but then i remembered i was home alone... this lit was my face when i realized, when my mom come back she told me that he died an hour ago by a car crash...

  • @Genics308
    @Genics308 3 года назад +16

    Demons when they hear the doom slayer rack his SSG:

  • @kewldude23xx
    @kewldude23xx 2 года назад +2

    When you give your child a good-night kiss and your child asks you to check under the bed for monsters ,
    You look under the bed and you see your child asking; "is the monster in my bed gone yet?"

  • @dester8589
    @dester8589 3 года назад +10

    imagine if his eyes move into the front of the screen

  • @Gemsverse
    @Gemsverse 3 года назад +14

    When you hear “It’s just a Burning memory” song but you don’t even use your PC or phone

  • @jasonblundelldobebussing
    @jasonblundelldobebussing 3 года назад +8

    I remember this scary story "Someone blow'd me when I was in my room. I live alone"

  • @adypods
    @adypods 3 года назад +12

    me looking at the light upstairs as the demon finally got me when i tried to outrun it after turning off the lights

  • @godlypotat0237
    @godlypotat0237 3 года назад +6

    When you wish someone could hold your hand and the hand under your bed happily obliges

    • @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
      @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 10 месяцев назад

      When you mumble about desperately wanting to fuck someone on top of your bed and the grotesque demonic voice besides you says "of course, master"

  • @DefinitelyNotMichael19
    @DefinitelyNotMichael19 3 года назад +57

    Sent shivers down my spine
    And it's aching all the time

  • @iamtwistinggears
    @iamtwistinggears 3 года назад +6

    When you fart but it wasn't a fart.

  • @verppurp
    @verppurp 11 месяцев назад +1

    That moment your friend tells you about how hard the back side of the test is

  • @faridarridho8620
    @faridarridho8620 3 года назад +14

    I kinda have a same feeling when i watch this video.
    My parents and I were having a roadtrip to Bali using our car. It was around night and we're in Cipularang highway. My dad had strange feedback on the car that the road surface was leaning to outside (in RHD side) not on inside.
    After we went thru that scary part, then we're resting in rest area. Then i watched tv, some celebrity family got an accident in the same place we went. The celebrity name waa saipul jamil. I felt so scared and tell my parents about it

    • @normalguy6946
      @normalguy6946 2 года назад +2

      That must be terrifying I think I had the same experience but I don't remamber

  • @Tri-vy2th
    @Tri-vy2th Год назад +2

    The guy coming out from the airport bathroom after No Russian

  • @TheNightmareAngelYT
    @TheNightmareAngelYT 3 года назад +4

    When even ghosts have enough gas to rip a fat one.

  • @歯磨き粉を食べるのが好きです

    "Dad can u sleep with me this night I feel scared"
    While sleeping together the man realizes his son died in a car crash 3 years ago:

  • @vexyrion
    @vexyrion 3 года назад +34

    when you hear clapping upstairs. but you realize your parents aren't even watching anything

  • @4rg3lay
    @4rg3lay 3 года назад +9

    When you lose -999,999,999,999,999 Social Credit Points

  • @jockseethe9300
    @jockseethe9300 3 года назад +167

    When the deer you've been tracking for 3 hours stands up on its hind legs and tells you to leave it alone

    • @lizflessert2427
      @lizflessert2427 3 года назад +23

      This is the most uncomfortable comment for me in this comment section.

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights 3 года назад +14

      Wendigo be like:

    • @normalguy6946
      @normalguy6946 2 года назад +9

      Sorry sir to bother now if you'll excuse me I gotta run home crying
      " Despears"

    • @asriel3114
      @asriel3114 2 года назад +5

      When on a Friday night u're with your friend on a hunting trip and the deer you just shoot starts standing standing straight on its back legs

    • @friendly_local_killing_machine
      @friendly_local_killing_machine 2 года назад +7

      "understandable, have a nice day"

  • @fred3273
    @fred3273 3 года назад +4

    When you're making jokes to the mirror, and it laughs