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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2018
  • This is a re-upload again due to a copyright claim.
    Why do Stephen King Mini-Series bring us so much joy? It's time to tackle The Tommyknockers! Originally aired on 10/04/2011.
    The Tommyknockers is a 1993 television miniseries based on the 1987 novel of the same name by Stephen King.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 лет назад +555

    Just a heads up if you didn't read the description, *This is a re-upload again due to a copyright claim*. If you haven't seen this video yet please give it a watch. If you have seen this video please feel free to give it a watch again. Thanks for watching and all of your support!

  • @noahvance6160
    @noahvance6160 Год назад +186

    Anyone else love how offended NC got over seeing the husband discard the sandwiches his wife made for him? 😂

    • @thehoodedman4271
      @thehoodedman4271 11 месяцев назад +30

      Well, I mean, they were probably pretty good sandwiches. Doesn't make sense to throw it out like that.

    • @mattphillips3537
      @mattphillips3537 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@thehoodedman4271true, it seemed to only exist because being an adulterer didn’t make him unsympathetic enough.

    • @DoodleThis
      @DoodleThis 2 месяца назад +5

      And the fact he kept bringing it back over and over 😂

  • @oooiluvpancakesooo7781
    @oooiluvpancakesooo7781 4 года назад +376

    “It seems normal people are just people you don’t know very well.” That is a great life lesson. Maybe Stephen king is smarter than we thought

    • @DreamBelief
      @DreamBelief 3 года назад +21

      Normal just means conforming to the most common behaviour in a society. Loads of people fit that description. Being quirky doesn't mean one isn't normal

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 года назад +7

      @@DreamBelief Besides, what is "normal"? It's like "perfect". It does not exist.

    • @theburningman5047
      @theburningman5047 Год назад +5

      If you give it a thought, it’s kinda just stating the obvious, like saying „lemons are in fact, yellow“

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 Год назад

      Yeah because in reality everyone of us is a creepy weirdo, right?

    • @oooiluvpancakesooo7781
      @oooiluvpancakesooo7781 Год назад +2

      @@ahabduennschitz7670 no. U could be a future patron saint for all I know. But that's the point. I wouldnt know.

  • @danseth5775
    @danseth5775 Год назад +66

    I love how the owner of the highly venomous cobra, just allows the snake to freely roam around the vets waiting room

  • @3sunskellym
    @3sunskellym 5 лет назад +273

    NC: "You're not gonna find the kid in her vagina"
    Me: Oh he will... about nine months later.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 4 года назад +2

      Boo boo

    • @Saturday4378
      @Saturday4378 4 года назад +8

      Lol.
      Wait, do you mean the kid is going to be reincarnated into the baby?

    • @kitfisto4711
      @kitfisto4711 4 года назад +7

      @@Saturday4378 r/woooosh

    • @Luxito_DeWarlock
      @Luxito_DeWarlock 4 года назад +15

      Kelly Mikulka why do you think she calls him daddy. There’s more than one reason 😏

    • @CaptainPupu
      @CaptainPupu Год назад +4

      @@Luxito_DeWarlock *jazz music stops*

  • @SallyB_23
    @SallyB_23 3 года назад +362

    I swear, “tommyknockers” just sounds like a euphemism for boobs

    • @criminallyautistic8372
      @criminallyautistic8372 2 года назад +39

      I mean it doesn't help the "knockers" is a euphemism for boobs.

    • @antmagor
      @antmagor 2 года назад +39

      It actually comes from an old nursery rhyme in England, it references the ghost of the minors who perished in the coal mine tunnels. The word Tommy is a reference to Englishman. Anyway the nursery rhyme reads “late last night and the night before, Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at my door. I want to go out but I don’t think I can, because I’m too scared of the Tommyknocker man.”

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong 2 года назад +6

      @@antmagor The American/Irish version is different, never heard of that before

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 2 года назад +5

      Thanks I now use that to trigger my sister 😂

    • @JOHNLARZONI89
      @JOHNLARZONI89 Год назад +3

      Specifically "man-boobs" (since "knockers" already means "boobs"). 😄

  • @omrivanpeer9041
    @omrivanpeer9041 2 года назад +38

    the coke machine thing reminds of when Homer Simpson calls Marge tell her he can't take her to the ballet because he's stuck in two vending machines and rescuers have to saw his arms off. He asks: "They'll grow back, right?" lol

  • @zephyr1249
    @zephyr1249 4 года назад +301

    I wish Tim Curry's Pennywise had made a cameo in this movie like he did in the book

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 года назад +39

      @Red Coin as they are driving down the road at one point i belive near the end of the book one of the characters says they thought they saw a clown threw the runoff drain i think it even said they were driving threw and past dairy but that last part might be wrong but a big reason its so brought up and scary is its AFTER THE ADULTS LOSERS CLUB KILLED IT implying it either is still alive or perhaps spawned a child before it died

    • @donotpluh
      @donotpluh 3 года назад +1

      Domykoners

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +5

      the stephen king TVmanic universe.

    • @dormin2749
      @dormin2749 3 года назад +18

      @@wilmagregg3131 also, let's not forget the message "PENNYWISE LIVES" left on the loser's celebative monument in "The Dreamcatcher" (obvsly the book)

    • @hurricanefury439
      @hurricanefury439 2 года назад

      wait what?

  • @jarodfuller797
    @jarodfuller797 5 лет назад +205

    Fun Fact: You can still call 911 even if you don't have a phone service.

    • @pianoguy222
      @pianoguy222 4 года назад +22

      @Jewish Rebel16 You can call 911 even if your specific carrier doesn't have coverage. If you're in a genuine dead zone with *no* coverage by anybody, you're outta luck.

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 4 года назад +15

      You’re right, that WAS a fun fact.

    • @donotpluh
      @donotpluh 3 года назад +3

      Nommystockers

  • @thetommyknockerman7193
    @thetommyknockerman7193 4 года назад +53

    Loved the added slapping sound when Hilly's parents are putting him in the car. Didn't even notice the dad accidently hits the mom when he's shutting the door. 😂 I howled.

  • @ChristionGirl45
    @ChristionGirl45 5 лет назад +146

    "So, the whole entire town shows up...all 12 of them." 😂😂 honestly that was the case with the town I grew up in!

    • @drredacted9485
      @drredacted9485 4 года назад +1

      Um u lived in a village then

    • @ChristionGirl45
      @ChristionGirl45 4 года назад +2

      @@drredacted9485 I didn't grow up in a village, my town was small. But, this comment was mostly a joke! 😂

    • @drredacted9485
      @drredacted9485 4 года назад

      WOW OMG SK SK SK WAT A HILARIOUS JOKE EMILEE😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @ShazeemKhan
      @ShazeemKhan 3 года назад

      Town is way more ppl & establishments but I get your joke

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 года назад +1

      Is your town in Maine?

  • @ericambrose7024
    @ericambrose7024 4 года назад +46

    Those rumors you talked about are absolutely correct Doug. Stephen King was so trashed on cocaine when he was writing this that he had to use toilet paper to stop his nosebleeds. He has admitted this himself. He has also admitted that he feels that this is the worst book he has ever written. To paraphrase him, " There's a brilliant 400 page novel hidden somewhere in these 700 pages of crap."

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 Год назад +6

      I dont always agree with King, he didnt like Kubrics Shining either. Tommyknockers is one of his best works imo

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 8 месяцев назад +1

      You could say that about a LOT of his stuff, even the greats: Christine (it did NOT need all that BORING FOOTBALL CRAP), and the Shining (same for all mention of "The Little School"l

    • @mattphillips3537
      @mattphillips3537 7 месяцев назад +1

      That’s probably true of most great novels.

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 7 месяцев назад

      Same when he wrote Cujo, It, and Maximum Overdrive. So blitzed on coke, he doesn't even remember writing them.

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 7 месяцев назад

      ​It is. Like yeah, The Godfather is an absolute classic, but it did NOT need all the backstory about the Don and Johnny Fontane, and don't even get me started with all the stuff about Lucy's vagina. No, I'm not a prude or a "snowflake" with that last one, it just does nothing at all to advance the plot or characters in a meaningful way.

  • @SuikoRyos
    @SuikoRyos 5 лет назад +470

    A re-upload of a re-upload? Are we entering 'Inception' domain now or what?
    *[This comment has been copyrighted by Christopher Nolan]*
    Oh, c'mon!

    • @TheWholesaleHow
      @TheWholesaleHow 5 лет назад +15

      [This comment has been copyright striked by the youtube fourth reich]

    • @mellanygillian1750
      @mellanygillian1750 5 лет назад +9

      I'm dying that's hilarious good one!!

    • @jasonchaos236
      @jasonchaos236 5 лет назад +2

      Ohhhhhhhh thats good

    • @jayw900
      @jayw900 5 лет назад +6

      It would have been more amusing if you edited the comment. 3/10

    • @WalterStarPro
      @WalterStarPro 5 лет назад +4

      BBBBWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  • @ilysixwings6631
    @ilysixwings6631 3 года назад +122

    The Roger Rabbit scene still makes me laugh so hard to this day lmaooo
    “GOOOOO”
    “Okay! Okay! 😳”

    • @RicardoRodriguez-mh7my
      @RicardoRodriguez-mh7my 2 года назад +6

      God I’m so glad someone else pointed that out😂 I also like how he waits for a response and then it catches you off guard

  • @questworldiangreenknight7455
    @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад +32

    That Gilligan’s Island joke got me!😂😂😂

  • @maninthebox420m
    @maninthebox420m Год назад +73

    It's actually a step into King's life imo. He seems to take inspiration from his life, so the dramatic stuff might be written from real experiences. Kind of like his "therapy."

    • @JillLulamoon
      @JillLulamoon Год назад +12

      That's pretty accurate. Dreamcatcher is probably the stand out example. A lot of that book was inspired by his post car accident recovery. In particular he's mentioned how the painkillers he used caused very severe and painful constipation.
      Yeah. Easy to see the shit weasel inspiration lol.

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 2 месяца назад +1

      He also said Misery was an allegory for his cocaine addiction.

  • @gifctdotorgthought-police3706
    @gifctdotorgthought-police3706 4 года назад +113

    BTW: Just watched Doctor Sleep. It's possibly the best adaptation I've ever seen. I've read over 50 of Stephen King's novels; and I've never seen a movie that surpassed the clarity and detail of my imagination before Mike Flanagan threw his hat in the ring. I hope he does "Insomnia" next.

    • @NotCharAznable
      @NotCharAznable 2 года назад +6

      The ending to movie Doctor Sleep was dookie. I prefer the happy ending of the book.

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub Год назад

      Love Doctor Sleep for multiple reasons. The fact it's also got a lot of dedication to multiple adaptations to the original The Shining is pretty great too.

  • @KatKaleen
    @KatKaleen 4 года назад +110

    The real thing I'm wondering about is why the hot blond mail-lady has an affair with the pudgy mail-guy. Why isn't she off trying to become a playmate or hook up with a rich guy?
    "It was explained in the book."
    I'll just keep sitting down.

    • @SunnysFilms
      @SunnysFilms 3 года назад +17

      I wondered the same thing but, considering NC called the guy out for being an asshole for choosing to have sex instead of searching for a lost little boy and didn't call out the woman for doing the exact same thing, I figured the imbalances cancelled each other out.

    • @issacalleyne8665
      @issacalleyne8665 3 года назад +1

      @Julia Mimi Maybe she's just into asshole's.

    • @donotpluh
      @donotpluh 3 года назад +1

      Toamnokkkkkkkkkker

    • @ShazeemKhan
      @ShazeemKhan 3 года назад +3

      Movie's gotta movie. Where in real life wud a woman like that go for a guy like that?

    • @issacalleyne8665
      @issacalleyne8665 3 года назад +9

      @@ShazeemKhan If she's not shallow and finds things she likes about him other than his looks then it's totally possible.

  • @Bigbacon
    @Bigbacon 5 лет назад +76

    lol a postal worker that works late? Red flag right there.

  • @permeus2nd
    @permeus2nd 5 лет назад +28

    20:19 actually tommyknockers are a “”real”” thing also called the knocker, knacker, Bwca (its Welsh), Bucca and also Tommyknockers their kind of like a Irish leprechaun or English/Scottish Brownies, long story short they are spirit/creatures that live deep under ground and are normally connected to mining communities where they can be mischievous or helpful depending on how the miners treat them and how respectful they are to the spirits.

  • @timokampwerth1996
    @timokampwerth1996 4 года назад +86

    I know it's a throwaway joke, but: I WANT THAT DRINKING GAME!

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 года назад +6

      That game has killed people.

  • @andylagger551
    @andylagger551 5 лет назад +26

    My Stephen King joke for 15:52 was “oh,so it’s based on a true story?”
    ...this is the one movie where the jokes are literally written by the audience...

  • @bellametallica
    @bellametallica 5 лет назад +137

    I'm not going to lie, that short Roger Rabbit "skit" actually freaked me out lol.

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @donotpluh
      @donotpluh 3 года назад +1

      Tommy

    • @edwardbo4666
      @edwardbo4666 3 года назад +5

      I mean imagine if you could just get your boss to leave you alone like that.

    • @maxheight22
      @maxheight22 2 года назад +9

      I like the irony considering the woman who plays the cop is in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 3 месяца назад

      GO!

  • @airachica
    @airachica 4 года назад +46

    I collected porcelain dolls from different vacation spots as well. Kinda shocked to be met with THAT nostalgia here in not just a movie, but a Stephen King one 😂

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Год назад +3

      Honestly, while I can see why it may creep some people out I don't have any problem with collecting dolls. In all fairness it's not any weirder than the fact that I collect knives, swords, and such.

  • @minski76
    @minski76 5 лет назад +167

    Late last week and the year before, copyrighters, copyrighters knocking at my...
    Wait... Deja vu...

    • @TheWholesaleHow
      @TheWholesaleHow 5 лет назад +11

      I have been in this place before

    • @legojedi626
      @legojedi626 3 года назад

      @@TheWholesaleHow Higher on the street, and I know it's my time to go

  • @obiwankenobi9141
    @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +17

    6:19 I’ve got my own gilligans island parody song here for the god awful remake of the haunting.
    They stayed in a haunted house of course for a fear experiment, with insomniac, the doctor too, the door keeper and his wife, the hot bi one, the slacker and two assistants, here on hill house!

  • @The_Sofa_King
    @The_Sofa_King 5 лет назад +204

    They need to cut the crap on these copyright claims.

    • @syndromeofadowns
      @syndromeofadowns 5 лет назад +3

      Right because god forbid someone protects there intellectual property this is like entering someone's home spitting on there carpet then when asked to leave you hack another loogie and say your rights are infringed.

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 5 лет назад +30

      @@syndromeofadowns This is under fair use due to the fact the full movie is not being uploaded for money therefore they have no right to copyright claim the video.

    • @syndromeofadowns
      @syndromeofadowns 5 лет назад

      @@darthreaper6311 you mis define fare use. Fare use is so a teacher can play an episode of bill bye and not go to jail. Not so some dude with a RUclips profile can make money off Steven kings work.

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 5 лет назад +23

      @@syndromeofadowns Interesting because I got this definition of fair use out of the online dictionary:
      "(in US copyright law) the doctrine that brief excerpts of copyright material may, under certain circumstances, be quoted verbatim for purposes such as criticism, news reporting, teaching, and research, without the need for permission from or payment to the copyright holder."
      This video and all Nostalgia Critic videos fall under fair use due to him criticing it with brief excerpts of said media. In your example the teacher would go to jail for playing the whole episode without consent from Bill Nye.

    • @syndromeofadowns
      @syndromeofadowns 5 лет назад

      @@darthreaper6311 dude stop liking your own comments
      Edit: regardless the practices of RUclips fall well within there rights as the platform holders to operate in a tighter accordance than the law its self to protect themselves.

  • @100mythfreak
    @100mythfreak 5 лет назад +14

    The exchange at the police station was the funniest one, in my opinion.
    Kid in large group: I'm scared of the creepy dolls.
    Policewoman: It's okay. Let's see them again when it's only the two of us.
    Wat?

  • @acdc1721
    @acdc1721 5 лет назад +141

    Aww, that means no X-Files theme

    • @kasrakhatir
      @kasrakhatir 5 лет назад +13

      Fuck RUclips's Bullshit corporate sucking Copyright system. XFiles was the best part

    • @RettMikhal
      @RettMikhal 4 года назад +1

      I just play the X-Files intro in a second tab.

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 4 года назад

      I'm glad its not just me wondering lmao.

  • @pixalmated4853
    @pixalmated4853 5 лет назад +341

    People see it as a reupload.
    I see it as another chance to see this video again for the 600th time 😁

  • @dantheman1508
    @dantheman1508 4 года назад +31

    Top 10 people Eminem was afraid to diss.
    18:43

  • @JMysticStar7
    @JMysticStar7 5 лет назад +64

    The TV telling her to kill reminded me of IT

    • @alfeld3729
      @alfeld3729 4 года назад +4

      I think that’s the inspiration

    • @Crinbo
      @Crinbo 3 года назад

      Yeah in the book it’s a painting of Jesus

  • @DAsrada
    @DAsrada 5 лет назад +11

    The Penguin: Give that bastard hell with the umbrella! Show em what for!

  • @heathercaldwell6615
    @heathercaldwell6615 5 лет назад +74

    A lot of Stephen king stories take place in Maine. A lot of John Hughes stories take place in Chicago

    • @rossdiamondthief6627
      @rossdiamondthief6627 3 года назад +5

      Heather Caldwell and a lot of Farrelly brothers films take place in the Rhode Island area

    • @Melvinshermen
      @Melvinshermen 3 года назад

      Heather Caldwell and it all take in same World

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 3 года назад +4

      You write what you know.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 года назад +1

      alot of lovecrafts works took place in england

    • @Sundown_Clown474
      @Sundown_Clown474 2 года назад +1

      Lovecraft was in New England, mostly Rhode Island and Massachusetts.

  • @Fire_Summoner
    @Fire_Summoner 5 лет назад +58

    Why does Coke always like to be know with explosions? Is their point so that every time you see a Coke machine in a movie you would want a explosion or is it the other way around ?

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 5 лет назад +4

      Yes.

    • @rockyseverino9230
      @rockyseverino9230 Год назад

      in the book the coke machines had been converted to flying sentry robots patrolling the town boarder streets looking to attack anyone who shouldn't be there
      it was super wacky and i loved it. The mini series probably didn't have the budget to do that, so this was the best they could do
      Actually that's probably true of the whole story. It's one of my favorite stephen king stories, it's absolutely nanner boat bananers
      but you could never make it on a budget

  • @Zach984racer
    @Zach984racer 5 лет назад +54

    “Dude, you’re not going to find the kid in her vagina!”
    Classic

    • @ImpKnt80
      @ImpKnt80 2 года назад

      He will find a kid there in ~9 months.

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Год назад

      What he doesn't realize is that while that is where babies come from, this particular kid has been out and about for a while now. XD

  • @agoatwithptsd9252
    @agoatwithptsd9252 5 лет назад +146

    *Nostalgia Critic had hair?!*

    • @Northychen
      @Northychen 5 лет назад +5

      A Goat With PTSD rude

    • @slujeanimations
      @slujeanimations 5 лет назад +3

      Ok, yes, to answer your question, but if your trying to make a joke about Nostalgia Critic having hair, it has already been made when he got a hair cut, but if not, douche.

    • @agoatwithptsd9252
      @agoatwithptsd9252 5 лет назад +8

      no, no, It is legit. I started watching him like 2 months ago, and when I saw this video, which states it is a "re-upload", I noticed that he had hair, and I asked myself if it was real, or not.

    • @hmmmooops
      @hmmmooops 4 года назад +3

      Wow I feel old now

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 3 года назад

      Yeah, on his chin. :v

  • @maneckineckbeard1749
    @maneckineckbeard1749 4 года назад +93

    Wait...did you NOT make up the part where they say “We’re taking him to the hospital in Derry,” and the ONLY SEEMINGLY SANE ADULT IN TOWN frantically replies, “No no no NO NO!!”
    That wasn’t an overdub!? There’s actually THAT high a level of self-referential meta-knowledge in Stephen King’s Maineiverse...and yet we’re expected to believe that ANYONE still voluntarily lives there!?! Who TF lives in a place where the nearest hospital pediatric ward is in the town YOU KNOW IS INHABITED BY AN ELEMENTAL THAT FEEDS ON THE FLESH OF TERRIFIED CHILDREN...and you just, I don’t even know!? Cross your fingers and hope your kids don’t ever break an arm or get croup or whatever!?

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine 4 года назад +4

      Well, characters also say scathing things about sai King's writing on a regular basis and at least one character calls him out to his face.

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine 3 года назад +1

      @ Yeah, but the fact that he seems aware of Pennywise is still pretty weird. Maybe it's subconscious?

    • @Crinbo
      @Crinbo 3 года назад +2

      This is on a different level of the Dark Tower than IT

    • @maneckineckbeard1749
      @maneckineckbeard1749 3 года назад

      Crinbo Agreed!

    • @PanicbyExample
      @PanicbyExample 3 года назад +3

      in the book, characters see a clown in a sewer grate staring at them... derry plays pretty heavily, there and bangor

  • @catpeach326
    @catpeach326 5 лет назад +56

    "The Stephen King Drinking Game kit" Lol. That's kinda a cool idea.

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 3 года назад

      Cat Peach hmm five later word starting with M for getting totally wasted too your death in a Stephen King Drinking Game .. 🤔

  • @ronniesanders5906
    @ronniesanders5906 Год назад +8

    Where I work, it's not only acceptable to be a bit festive with our outfits, but my boss actually encourages it. She says the food may be what brings in new customers, but its the smiles we all share with them that keeps them coming back time and time again. But I will agree that the dolls do seem a bit out of place. Not entirely creepy. My high school teachers (and I mean nearly EVERY high school teacher) used to collect rubber ducks. I never understood why, but I just went with it. It didn't distract me at all.

  • @VoxVocisCruora
    @VoxVocisCruora 3 года назад +23

    7:09 That's actually a Savannah Monitor and completely legal to own in most states. Ironically, Maine isn't one of them. For those curious, yes, you can put the larger types of monitors on leashes and walk them. Some crocadillians and tegus too.
    7:07 That's a Monocled Cobra, a juvenile i think, based on the size. They're common in venomous reptile collections, since they're not as deadly as other types of Cobra and don't get as big. The REALLY stupid part is that you can see the tank it was in at 6:56. THAT IS NOT AT ALL EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO AN ACCEPTABLE CONTAINER FOR CARRYING A VENOMOUS REPTILE!! To transport dangerous reptiles, they need to either be in a tied snake bag within another sturdy-walled container, or be in a container within a larger container with secure lids. Either locked or taped shut. This is to minimize potential accidents, because all it takes is for the tip of a fang to get through an air hole where your finger's at. But no, that lady has a 10 gal glass terrarium that doesn't even look like it has a lid. That's not how you should transport ANY snake, venomous or no. Grab a heat pack, grab a pillowcase, put snake in pillowcase, put snake and heat pack in plastic box with a lid, poke holes in side of said box, and wrap masking tape around the middle if your especially paranoid or the snake's worth over $1000. Boom, done. Unless it's venomous, then put the snake back in it's regular enclosure and go call the exotic reptile vet you should already have in your contacts and scheduled a time for THEM to come to YOU like most smart danger noodle keepers do.
    Normal vets don't even treat reptiles, they require a specialist. And even then, most experienced keeps, aka the kind who would be keeping a cobra, tend to take care of their reptiles themselves unless it's an emergency. And that snake looks fine, it's not injured or sick or dying. I hate this scene so much for such stupid reasons.

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic 5 лет назад +102

    Is it bad that I'd definitely buy that Mr Tumee doll?

    • @memorra
      @memorra 5 лет назад +8

      No, its bad that it does not yet exist! I must have 10!

    • @lcewolf1991
      @lcewolf1991 5 лет назад +2

      Holy shit its des

    • @stephenfox8685
      @stephenfox8685 5 лет назад +1

      It's Mr toomi. And for what it's worth, so would I.

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 лет назад +1

      Stephen Fox I want to rig a 100 of them to go off all at the same time.

    • @a1z158
      @a1z158 4 года назад

      no

  • @sarahnour5561
    @sarahnour5561 5 лет назад +31

    I've seen this miniseries and here's one of my many questions: how the hell is Olive Oyl a cop? She's dimwitted, passive, childlike, clueless about her husband's affair, and can't tell when she's being lied to. Those are not the qualities of a halfway decent police officer! Can you imagine her trying to arrest someone?

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 года назад +6

      To quote Frances McDormand in "Fargo", "Not sure I agree with ya 100% on your police work there."

    • @ImpKnt80
      @ImpKnt80 2 года назад +2

      To be fair, it is a very small town.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 Год назад

      @@jbvader721 Fargo, the movie that has plot holes the size of grand canyon and where the police work make no sense at all

  • @ViewerOnline101
    @ViewerOnline101 3 года назад +34

    In the Stephen King universe, so much takes place in Maine due to Pennywise's presence there (his books share a universe).

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 года назад +1

      I just assumed it was because he was born, raised and still lives in Maine. But, that would be too simple.

  • @sammyhoffman4812
    @sammyhoffman4812 5 лет назад +597

    Dear internet,
    Leave the critic alone please.
    Thanks.

    • @alanbrizan
      @alanbrizan 5 лет назад +5

      It fucking copyright

    • @TheWholesaleHow
      @TheWholesaleHow 5 лет назад +20

      And? If I review a show I should be able to show parts of the show

    • @spnchick4438
      @spnchick4438 5 лет назад +26

      alan brizan
      No, it is not “fucking copyrighting”. smh
      What about the fair use copyright law?
      “A fair use is any copying of copyrighted material that is done for a limited and “transformative” purpose such as to COMMENT UPON, CRITICIZE, or PARODY of copyrighted work. Such uses can be done without the permission of the copyright owner.”

    • @antonanderson1965
      @antonanderson1965 5 лет назад +14

      Exactly! RUclips should reconsider its evaluation of the so-called "copyright" infringement.
      Unless the copyright status of the X-Files theme has recently been changed, in which even then, RUclips would be in the wrong for flagging this video for copyright violation, as it violates the principle of prospectivity in the Rule of Law, which states that all new laws should only pertain to future events. You can't be penalized for something you did BEFORE the law was enacted.
      RUclips, LEAVE THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC ALONE!! He's not doing anything wrong here.

    • @MrXemrox
      @MrXemrox 5 лет назад +4

      @@alanbrizan It's Fair Use, have you been living under a rock, fair use is not made up. Look it up on a official government website.
      www.copyright.gov/title17/92chap1.html#107/

  • @melaniepyle1569
    @melaniepyle1569 5 лет назад +31

    Sad that you had to remove the X-Files theme...oh well I'm glad 2011's Nostalgiaween is back because it's one of my favorites!!!

  • @autobotproductions1244
    @autobotproductions1244 5 лет назад +39

    I really wish frying the coke caught on. it sounds like a great meme

  • @bs321321
    @bs321321 5 лет назад +37

    Ugh. Fine. Everyone, just imagine the X-Files theme during the intro.

  • @cableeighty
    @cableeighty 5 лет назад +64

    That thumbail brings me nostalgia

  • @The_PokeSaurus
    @The_PokeSaurus 5 лет назад +12

    7:09 That just a monitor lizard! Lots of people have them!

    • @trevaunlewis
      @trevaunlewis 3 года назад +1

      Komodo dragons are monitor lizards too. That's actually an Asian water monitor

    • @The_PokeSaurus
      @The_PokeSaurus 3 года назад +1

      @@trevaunlewis Exactly!

    • @trevaunlewis
      @trevaunlewis 3 года назад +1

      @@The_PokeSaurus And yeah, many people have them as pets

  • @jacobrengen
    @jacobrengen 5 лет назад +140

    Geez this series is getting more reboots then Yu-Gi-Oh

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 5 лет назад +7

      GX is more of a continuation then a reboot as is 5Ds I think. don't know what the new one is like stopped watching the show after 5Ds cause for me when they started playing on motorcycles that there is when they jumped the shark

    • @AtelierGod
      @AtelierGod 5 лет назад +3

      TheAllSeeingEye yes the original, gx and 5d’s is a continuation upon that, Zexal is believed to be an alternative timeline of 5d’s and the rest I have no idea.

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen 5 лет назад +2

      Atelier God I was making a joke

    • @viapixel9867
      @viapixel9867 5 лет назад +1

      TheAllSeeingEye how dare you dishonor little kiribo by insulting the term "card games on motorcycles"

    • @harrysavva9630
      @harrysavva9630 5 лет назад +1

      The different Yugioh series arent reboots, they're spin-offs

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 лет назад +37

    It was Teddy Ruxben making those claim.

    • @sonic3235
      @sonic3235 5 лет назад +4

      I knew it * get the shotgun *

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 года назад +56

    Hey,It’s Lizzie McGuire’s Dad,Awesome

    • @donotpluh
      @donotpluh 3 года назад +2

      Tommyknockers

    • @fireteamdelta9108
      @fireteamdelta9108 3 года назад +1

      Which one

    • @TheKnoxvicious
      @TheKnoxvicious 3 года назад +1

      Where??

    • @kendrickdinger
      @kendrickdinger 3 года назад +1

      @@TheKnoxvicious he’s the dad of the little boys

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 2 года назад +1

      omg i thought him and the woman looked familiar! thats awesome haha. btw she's marg helgenberger . catherine from csi

  • @jackcoleman1784
    @jackcoleman1784 Год назад +7

    Just have to say that Mr. Boogedy was one of my favorite movies as a child and still is today.

  • @juneradar
    @juneradar 4 года назад +50

    That Randy Newman song is one of the funniest things NC has ever done

    • @timburns4281
      @timburns4281 3 года назад +1

      Imagine Randy singing Pet Sematary. That would be funny 😆

    • @ericrakestraw664
      @ericrakestraw664 2 года назад +1

      "That Randy Newman song is one of the funniest things NC has ever done"
      Nah, Family Guy did it funnier first.

    • @qcdoomqc
      @qcdoomqc 2 года назад +2

      @@ericrakestraw664 depends on your type of humor, I prefer NC’s version :p

  • @zakstreetrat6336
    @zakstreetrat6336 5 лет назад +13

    I'm from Maine & i can confirm, we are very sick

  • @shelby5809
    @shelby5809 Год назад +7

    Holy shit the "Adulterer" is literally the car salesman from The Skateboard Kid

  • @ninjasaltman7453
    @ninjasaltman7453 5 лет назад +34

    9:40 "women's voice women's voice" xD but seriously, though, what's up with her voice in that scene? Lol, she sounds like Nostalgia Critic at 9:59

  • @harvesterofshine6030
    @harvesterofshine6030 3 года назад +14

    There's a reason thay so many of King's characters are authors and alcoholics. He was once an alcoholic himself, so his real life inspired his novels.

  • @DN0103
    @DN0103 5 лет назад +13

    21:43 Hey that's from "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus"!That was a good movie.

  • @ghoulhugs
    @ghoulhugs 4 года назад +16

    You just reminded me that I had a Roger Rabbit doll (one of the larger ones in that pile you showed) when I was a kid. Wonder what ever happened to that...

  • @carterslade8771
    @carterslade8771 4 года назад +6

    Reading the book now! The mail lady is never described as being so hot. Given her previous career as an adult actress I get the impression that the people involved in the production expanded her part to give her as much to do as possible. The child search comes after the husband is killed (and the way the kid vanishes is actually pretty spooky stuff), and it's not the TV that speaks to his wife, but a painting of Jesus that speaks to her in her father's voice. It's widely considered to be one of Kings worst books (even by King, he claims he regrets writing it, in fact), but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't enjoying it. The addiction angle really comes across, you can feel the pain of it as well. Genuinely trippy, often sad and surprisingly unsettling. Absolutely wild stuff, and given the state King was in when he wrote it, it all adds up pretty well.

  • @sethniccum1274
    @sethniccum1274 4 года назад +18

    Just a point of note;
    The "Mini series" of Tommy Knockers was only about 50% accurate. A huge chunk of it had applied "artistic interpretation" to the way the book was written and really is a far cry from the actual book. Director John Power, and Writer Lawrence D. Cohen, took what is in many ways one of Stephen kings more compelling novels, and turn it into an Abortion of silly mutation that really is an insult to the original novel which was so much better. At the end of the book, 75% of the town people died after the UFO left, and the antagonist "Roberta Anderson", gets murdered by the protagonist Jim Gardner, as they fight with one another over the ship, which he then takes control of, and in his last dying thoughts, he launches the ship (Which was more Saucer shaped in the book) into space, heading to "Altair 4", the planet where little David got teleported to. The Coke machines, in the book, only explode when someone does enough damage to them, to cause them to no longer function. In the book, all the coke machines are converted into a sort of flying sentry bot that patrols the town, crashing its massive size into any person they think are a threat to the towns people. While Smoke detectors are converted into scouting drones that fly through the air like mini flying saucers, and operate as a scouting system. When they detect an intruder, the go off with their high pitched screech, which alerts the Coke machines to the location of a threat.
    Deputy Becka Paulson, was having conversations with a picture of Jesus on her wall, that she would pray to every night; not the TV. Bobbi's dog was a 25lb Scottish Terrier, not a huge 300lb mutt. In the book a couple of the kids get sent to Derry on a battery run, and run into Penny wise, who winks at them and waves, and you find out in the book, that the Alien creature from the book "IT", was actually one of the survivors of the spaceship crash, who managed to launch itself at the last minute in an escape pod, which landed nearby in the town of Derry. Plus there are dozens more events, scenes and setting that happen in the book, that the movie completely overlooked, and all in all the movie is a joke, compared to the book which was far far far better. I would suggest, that you read the book and do a critique on that, and compare it against the shitty movie. Which sadly is the reality of Stephen Kings literal content, and how badly each story gets screwed up by "Artistic interpretation".

    • @treid4629
      @treid4629 2 года назад +1

      I finished the tommy knockers book recently and I read "IT" a few months ago. IT was created in the macro verse along with Matrin the turtle. He wasn't a tommy knocker. In my opinion both versions of the tommy knockers are pretty mediocre. The mini series cut out a lot of the boring digging scenes and unnecessary deaths. While the book had better characters and action scenes. At the end of the book I felt absolutely awful for jim gardner but in the mini series it was just kinda sudden. Although I do believe the book is better it's not better by much. IMO anyway

    • @alienonlsd3209
      @alienonlsd3209 Год назад +3

      @@treid4629 hell king feels it was the worst wriiten of any of his books. "theres a great 400 page novel under these 700 pages of crap"

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 Год назад

      @@alienonlsd3209 King is wrong on that, its one of his best books a actually

  • @chadrandall2153
    @chadrandall2153 4 года назад +6

    The Critics reaction @ 11:39 is HILARIOUS . " MY GOD what is this guy ??! " . Its just awesome ........

  • @Lunethzero
    @Lunethzero 5 лет назад +35

    When I heard the X-files theme at the end of the video I already knew it was gonna need a reupload

  • @nicorizzo5402
    @nicorizzo5402 4 года назад +15

    I'm watching this again after I just read this interview where Stephen King said he feels this is the worst thing he's ever written.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 Год назад +1

      The book has nothing to do with this adaption. This movie is a complete mess that butchered the story of the book. And no, Tommyknockers is among the best he has written

    • @nicorizzo5402
      @nicorizzo5402 Год назад

      @@leob4403 I'm just telling you what King said.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 Год назад

      @@nicorizzo5402 well yeah he shouldnt have said that though, like he shouldnt have shat on Kubrics The Shining

    • @nicorizzo5402
      @nicorizzo5402 Год назад +1

      @@leob4403 Yeah I do think Kubrick did a great job with The Shining.

  • @weirdautumn
    @weirdautumn Год назад +6

    "He took cook book! He took cook book!"
    Cracks me up every time🤣

  • @badis899
    @badis899 5 лет назад +43

    Nostalgia critic uploads a video.
    RUclips: ZUUUUUUUUUUL!!!

  • @davidj.thompson
    @davidj.thompson 5 лет назад +15

    If (maybe) it had been an R-rated two-part film (ala "It"), with a respectable budget, they might have pulled it off.

  • @williammatthews693
    @williammatthews693 3 года назад +7

    You could cover one of the rare good King miniseries like "Storm of the Century".

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 2 года назад

      That was good, but way too long.

  • @Johannesburg777
    @Johannesburg777 5 лет назад +2

    I read the book and watched the mini series. Here's a fun fact from the book...the character, Bobby, begins having her period after she begins digging up the spaceship, and she doesn't stop having her period. Also the air in this Maine town begins to change, so that if you were coming in from the outside it would kill you, but if you lived in the town you would adapt.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 Год назад

      The guys have their period too, just out of their nose

  • @trixtrax
    @trixtrax 5 лет назад +54

    Shame such a good review keeps getting taken down. You think king would start going easier on you after the video of you praising his work

    • @hawksinpes6317
      @hawksinpes6317 5 лет назад +14

      TrixTrax it’s probably not Stephen king himself probably just Hollywood in general

    • @trixtrax
      @trixtrax 5 лет назад +3

      Gage Desrosiers I know but it’s just funny to make fun of Stephen king

    • @TheAdam1995
      @TheAdam1995 5 лет назад +11

      And that is why clipless reviews exist now.

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 5 лет назад +6

      The only thing that's changed (i think) are the xfiles theme replaced with more generic music at the start & end

    • @shmegalodonschmuckington786
      @shmegalodonschmuckington786 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure he was copyright claimed for using the X Files music.

  • @lordredman6137
    @lordredman6137 5 лет назад +19

    Get a look at those tommy knockers

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 года назад +3

      On mail-Ho? They're pretty nice... But she was a pornstar after all.....at least until her real age came out,

  • @lazybabs3864
    @lazybabs3864 3 года назад +6

    I legit remember the scene of the women's teeth falling out and remember crying to my mother asking her if that will happen to her XD

  • @apollorock3r244
    @apollorock3r244 3 года назад +4

    15:39 “Oh no. I’ve been Listerined!. Make sure my coffin is minty fresh.” XD

  • @TheSuperCasual2914
    @TheSuperCasual2914 Год назад +8

    You know what? I’m just going to put this out there for the critic to see.
    There are some rumored Stephen King stories that did make it as TV show episodes that are really REALLY scary. I’m not talking about a new mini-series. No. I’m talking about a Spanish TV show that used stories King himself sent in.
    It’s called Mujer: Casos De La Vida Real, and some of, if not most of them, are actually scary as well as real. Good luck sitting through the Eyeless Boy episode, or the Baby Sacrifice Episode.

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 5 лет назад +27

    Seriously, RUclips stop it.

  • @faultyvideos2215
    @faultyvideos2215 5 лет назад +20

    Again? Wasn’t this already reuploaded LAST week? It’s probably gonna become a meme to reupload this video the next time it gets copyright claimed.

  • @biffyqueen
    @biffyqueen 2 года назад +4

    Just watched Salem's Lot for the first time, kept singing the Steven King's Maine song throughout

  • @spicytrash4981
    @spicytrash4981 2 года назад +2

    11:10
    "Why are you so mean to me?!"
    "Why is it(IT) so mean?"
    Amazing

  • @chimerschang
    @chimerschang Год назад +5

    11:46 Well yeah I mean, Vader loved his wife. Granted he killed her, but still.

  • @jacquesmains7453
    @jacquesmains7453 4 года назад +16

    I just wanted to leave a comment to say that this was just excellent! The talking tv mafia guy-bit had me laughing irl :D Thanks alot for a great vid!

  • @jamessartstudio7904
    @jamessartstudio7904 5 лет назад +124

    Love these videos good job

  • @diddlydee2292
    @diddlydee2292 3 года назад +3

    Do the drinking game with water. You'll get hydrated really fast!

  • @ScaredStraightProductions
    @ScaredStraightProductions 5 лет назад +6

    All the Stephen king stuff has been great Doug keep up the great work

  • @outtabubblegum7034
    @outtabubblegum7034 5 лет назад +3

    12:07 - Hey, isn't that the guy from Total Recall who let the steel suitcase to Arnold close to the public phone?

  • @liamdude5722
    @liamdude5722 3 года назад +2

    13:17 Hey, it's the origin story of Harrison from Camp Camp

  • @Cheesefist
    @Cheesefist 4 года назад +3

    3:39 man, I don’t know why jokes like these arnt in the newer nostalgia critics, those are the fucking best

  • @animegamer108
    @animegamer108 4 года назад +5

    i know it's almost 2 years from the upload date, but one thing bothered me. the bird he called a parakeet is not a parakeet, its a cockatiel. there i said it. other than that the review is great.

  • @ianoliver2224
    @ianoliver2224 4 года назад +6

    I wish I had this man’s vocal range!

  • @mackfarlainethebarenakedau5113
    @mackfarlainethebarenakedau5113 11 месяцев назад +2

    That Zuul-in-the-closet joke was hilarious!

  • @miyuruify
    @miyuruify 3 года назад +1

    18:41 LOL I will never get enough that Randy Newman joke

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 2 года назад

      He did it again in the Felix the Cat review.

  • @kelllessley4017
    @kelllessley4017 5 лет назад +11

    Review the stephen king movie adaptation Cell starring John Cusack and Samuel L Jackson

  • @justcoolerthenyou8926
    @justcoolerthenyou8926 4 года назад +3

    That guy has a look on his face that says "Lady why are you bringing kid's into a prison cell?"
    2:51

  • @junior214223
    @junior214223 7 месяцев назад +1

    I will forever love that Gilligan's island song parody

  • @ZZtheDark
    @ZZtheDark 5 лет назад +6

    5:05,Wait a minute!! That's Miss Depesto from Moonlighting!!! 0.0

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 4 года назад +10

    3:32 "JoJo's never been broken" ...Well, I'm pretty sure DIO and Pucci have a thing or two to say about that

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer 5 лет назад +4

    "we represent the homicide guild, the homicide guild" Makes me laugh every fucking time.

  • @MelancoliaI
    @MelancoliaI 4 года назад +8

    Can you please do The Stand already? Also, regarding the doll thing, the police station where I grew up had model trains running through the place but at least those are cool and not creepy

  • @SJ_RANKS
    @SJ_RANKS 10 месяцев назад +2

    17:54 I thought that was part of the movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣