This 97 Year Old Hamster Serves Coke The Old Fashion Way

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @GodBlessTheSpiders
    @GodBlessTheSpiders 10 месяцев назад +402

    I mean... If someone told me they were serving C-word, I would be convinced that they were engaging in some very niche forms of prostitution...
    But I'm glad the hamster clarified that wasn't the case.

    • @Billy4321able
      @Billy4321able 10 месяцев назад +17

      Yeah it couldn't be more clear.

    • @geuxto
      @geuxto 10 месяцев назад +22

      the old fashioned way...

    • @apez12671
      @apez12671 10 месяцев назад +5

      SAME, my mind first went to those JP restaurants that server food on naked people. Now.... I don't know what to think.

    • @pl412
      @pl412 10 месяцев назад +3

      this 97 year old commenter is still out of the loop the old fashioned way

  • @rokva5771
    @rokva5771 10 месяцев назад +160

    Man, hearing Eimi's explanation make go all "I'm too old for this shit".

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 10 месяцев назад +1

      Haha 😂

    • @NotAlterDenny
      @NotAlterDenny 10 месяцев назад +5

      Same man, I preferred when slang were just acronyms.

  • @TatcheeClips
    @TatcheeClips 10 месяцев назад +320

    The tracking on Eimi’s model is actually crazy good wtf

    • @epikphail380
      @epikphail380 10 месяцев назад +47

      Like most of phase: better tracking allows more expressiveness and imo: expressiveness > the sex appeal the route a lot of other tubers go down

    • @Volthoom
      @Volthoom 10 месяцев назад +32

      @@epikphail380A lot of phase models have good face/mouth tracking, but Eimi's is one of the most expressive, pretty sure.

    • @BirthdayFreak67
      @BirthdayFreak67 10 месяцев назад +2

      She uses her iphone instead of a webcam. The iphone camera offers a lot more dynamic motion options than a regular Logitech/ built in monitor webcam

    • @ringmyding
      @ringmyding 10 месяцев назад +39

      @@BirthdayFreak67 Every corpotuber uses an iphone. Every one of them. Many indies as well. It's not the iphone making Eimi's model more expressive, it's the work of the person who rigged the model. Her rigger, hamsterCrumbs, even specifically stated they aimed for tracking accuracy at the cost of the "bounciness" seen in most models these days. It's some seriously impressive work. I greatly prefer the expressiveness over the ridiculous bounciness most seem to go for.

    • @hoppy8008
      @hoppy8008 10 месяцев назад

      I love Eimi's sexy scientist outfit.

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 10 месяцев назад +245

    Who gave the hamster cocaine?

    • @OldMarius-gn5kk
      @OldMarius-gn5kk 10 месяцев назад +1

      she is cocaine

    • @MrNorker77
      @MrNorker77 10 месяцев назад +40

      Hamsters have a gland that produces hamstercocaine (Only works for hamsters, so no snorting hamsters to get high)

    • @grafzeppelin4069
      @grafzeppelin4069 10 месяцев назад +13

      fishman

    • @Jus10Ed
      @Jus10Ed 10 месяцев назад +10

      She's just like that.

    • @kevlarandchrome
      @kevlarandchrome 10 месяцев назад +7

      Oooo... So@@MrNorker77you're saying that mess was completely unnecessary and the lack of results prove the waste. I better get a mop.

  • @BirthdayFreak67
    @BirthdayFreak67 10 месяцев назад +116

    I thought it was a Prostitution joke.
    Was about to go feral in chat when I heard this live.

    • @goldpanther8787
      @goldpanther8787 10 месяцев назад +1

      same bro

    • @calebm9000
      @calebm9000 10 месяцев назад +6

      No it's even more degen

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 4 месяца назад

      ​@@calebm9000Somehow less meaningful and more degen.

  • @holdingpattern245
    @holdingpattern245 10 месяцев назад +283

    freaking tumblr, man

    • @Unb3arablePain
      @Unb3arablePain 10 месяцев назад +65

      Once they banned 18+ content containment broke.

    • @GreatSmithanon
      @GreatSmithanon 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@Unb3arablePainThey never entirely banned it, they just limited the reach of posts showing nudity. Still kinda lame, but given how much underage nudity and self harm there was and how many people used their Tumblr page similarly to Onlyfans nowadays, it probably should have come sooner and in a more organized fashion. And I say that as someone who generally abhors censorship.
      And frankly, Tumblr as a whole was already a cesspit of just garbage. It was worse in a million ways than even 4chan was way back before m00t self destructed and became the cuck among cucks.

    • @acceptablecasualty5319
      @acceptablecasualty5319 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@GreatSmithanonThey did ban it

    • @the1necromancer
      @the1necromancer 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@GreatSmithanon
      They did ban it.

    • @indie_gamer7
      @indie_gamer7 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@GreatSmithanonAnd now people post self harm on Twitter.

  • @Alargator
    @Alargator 10 месяцев назад +135

    Eimi's willingness to talk about and read seemingly anything is so powerful. You might even say, Eimi was serving here.

    • @braveagentg
      @braveagentg 10 месяцев назад +8

      She really was giving...

  • @DyeScreaming
    @DyeScreaming 10 месяцев назад +65

    Frontrunner for new most hated brainrot term

  • @Deadgye
    @Deadgye 10 месяцев назад +36

    >twitter, tumblr, tiktok, and other social media sites
    And that's why I've never heard it before. I am reaffirmed in my decisions.

    • @Theaveragegamer_12
      @Theaveragegamer_12 10 месяцев назад +1

      As an ifunny user I second this. The last bastion of the old internet is still kicking.

  • @TeamSprocket
    @TeamSprocket 10 месяцев назад +33

    It's not that I can't Google, it's that I refuse to

  • @Lisa_Minci96
    @Lisa_Minci96 10 месяцев назад +7

    >Tells people to google
    >uses tumblr
    disgoosting

  • @H2OSakanaIsMyOshi
    @H2OSakanaIsMyOshi 10 месяцев назад +7

    I love how expressive her model is! Sakana truely blesses the talents he has chained up in the warehouse!

  • @gamezerox
    @gamezerox 10 месяцев назад +41

    So let me get this straight... out of all the roundabout way english makes its way to make everything dirty in any kind of context, this one very easy and obvious one ISN'T supposed to be taken this way and would sound normal to anyone?
    Man this new generation sucks.

  • @hollywoodmeow
    @hollywoodmeow 10 месяцев назад +24

    i do not speak street urchin.

  • @RidleyUwO
    @RidleyUwO 5 месяцев назад +3

    So… this isn’t an invitation to make hamster babies?

  • @kevlarandchrome
    @kevlarandchrome 10 месяцев назад +15

    So... malfunctioning dishwasher noises... easily ignored.

  • @johnsmith6525
    @johnsmith6525 10 месяцев назад +7

    We are all dumber for now knowing this.

  • @KageMinowara
    @KageMinowara 10 месяцев назад +94

    Eimi you can't used that word, you're not Australian.

    • @smuganimeface6247
      @smuganimeface6247 10 месяцев назад +15

      She got the C-word pass from rie. Don't ask what she wanted in exchange.

    • @the1necromancer
      @the1necromancer 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@smuganimeface6247
      Whatever she wanted, I'm sure Eimi... served.

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej 10 месяцев назад +8

    Just serve Coke the old fashioned way, with cocai-

  • @Castitalus
    @Castitalus 10 месяцев назад +9

    Of course it loops back to tumblr and the soup people, because of course it does.

  • @Magiholic_
    @Magiholic_ 10 месяцев назад +54

    Do people really talk like this? I feel so old...

    • @riskvideos
      @riskvideos 10 месяцев назад +36

      Too old or too many braincells?

    • @viewtifuljoe4412
      @viewtifuljoe4412 10 месяцев назад +24

      Just because its new it doesn't make it better.
      Most of this stuff sounds like Valley Girl talk to me.

    • @oscargutierrez2125
      @oscargutierrez2125 10 месяцев назад +13

      Internet slangs doesn't work in real life

    • @Sheltur_0311
      @Sheltur_0311 10 месяцев назад

      you would think so, lol@@oscargutierrez2125

    • @Theaveragegamer_12
      @Theaveragegamer_12 10 месяцев назад +1

      I'm 22 and use Bruh, Pog, and Oof in real conversations with my friends. Sometimes coworkers too. New internet slang definitely doesn't work for irl conversations.

  • @PreshaOrion
    @PreshaOrion 10 месяцев назад +29

    So they were two niche slang terms from niche communities on a niche app. I didn't even know there was a New York ballroom scene, I guess someone has to keep the art alive.

    • @demonicspire1345
      @demonicspire1345 10 месяцев назад +1

      NY Ballroom scene has been around for decades, its pretty famous within drag circles

  • @YuSooKey
    @YuSooKey 10 месяцев назад +5

    Never again are you to use this term in my presence, Hampter.

  • @pinkie87
    @pinkie87 10 месяцев назад +16

    Her expressions at 0:10 are pure gold.

  • @Chickenbowser
    @Chickenbowser 10 месяцев назад +20

    Thanks for teaching me new stuff to hate!

  • @CarlMakesVideos
    @CarlMakesVideos 10 месяцев назад +21

    I still don't understand "it's giving", obviously it's leading up to "[x] vibes" and obviously the speaker had a particular [x] in mind when they started. Finish your damn sentence, this isn't how communication works, you can't just stop there.

    • @ProGentleman
      @ProGentleman 10 месяцев назад

      Remember when texting was just becoming popular, and emos started calling their parents 'rents' because two more letters is just too many.

    • @Castitalus
      @Castitalus 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@ProGentlemanWasn't that because of character limits and getting charged more money per text?

    • @CarlMakesVideos
      @CarlMakesVideos 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@ProGentleman I genuinely don't think that was a real thing that happened. I choose to believe that was exclusively an "old people writing dialogue for young people" thing.

    • @ProGentleman
      @ProGentleman 10 месяцев назад

      @@CarlMakesVideos
      You dare deny my lived experience? :P

    • @ProGentleman
      @ProGentleman 10 месяцев назад

      @@Castitalus
      That was very early on and contributed to it. It wasn't long before mobile providers offered plans including large volumes of texting. They also charged massive rates for anything 'unlimited'.

  • @_-pf_gd-_
    @_-pf_gd-_ 10 месяцев назад +7

    Why does Eimi expect us to know memes that only candy asses use?

  • @Venom_Saber
    @Venom_Saber 10 месяцев назад +3

    i feel like imma have an epileptic episode talking to a genz

  • @ExponentialCircle
    @ExponentialCircle 10 месяцев назад +2

    Why would I Google something when a fool will do it for me?

  • @calebm9000
    @calebm9000 10 месяцев назад +3

    Welp everyone I've lived long enough. I wish I could say it was nice meeting you all but, you know...

  • @youngthinker1
    @youngthinker1 10 месяцев назад +3

    You can define things as much as you want, but doesn't make it true.

  • @pineapplesodah
    @pineapplesodah 10 месяцев назад +40

    Is she a zoomer or just a ex Tumblr/Stan Twitter user?

    • @Volthoom
      @Volthoom 10 месяцев назад +34

      She sang a 2013 song under a "song from your childhood" prompt. I think it's reasonably safe to assume she's a zoomer.

    • @pineapplesodah
      @pineapplesodah 10 месяцев назад

      @@Volthoom Finally, one of us has infiltrated Hag Connect

    • @ariyune7007
      @ariyune7007 10 месяцев назад +10

      "ex" user 😂

    • @markocortes1052
      @markocortes1052 10 месяцев назад

      both

  • @cpl_elemena
    @cpl_elemena 10 месяцев назад +3

    All of this flew the fuck over my head and only made me feel like a crotchety old man getting more disappointed in New age language .... AND I'M ONLY 25

  • @Rannos22
    @Rannos22 10 месяцев назад +5

    Tumblr users live in a parallel internet because ive never heard of this bullshit

  • @NightKev
    @NightKev 10 месяцев назад +6

    Was the last generation of slang not stupid enough?

  • @Volthoom
    @Volthoom 10 месяцев назад +18

    Thank you Eimi, very cool.

  • @jayson6721
    @jayson6721 10 месяцев назад +1

    ? it's... this world is doomed, thanks Eimi for the "knowledge" i guess

  • @RedRabbit-ZA
    @RedRabbit-ZA 10 месяцев назад +23

    Please make it stop.

  • @ThatGuy-rz6tv
    @ThatGuy-rz6tv 10 месяцев назад +7

    Insane people create new insane terminology. What a world we live in that I learn about this through a anime hamsterwoman

  • @billybased64
    @billybased64 10 месяцев назад +10

    Oh sheesh, i hadnt seen the whole fit. Damn she goes hella hard with all of her outfits.

  • @whydidyoutubeaddthis
    @whydidyoutubeaddthis 10 месяцев назад +4

    Shit makes no sense. Kids just say the dumbest shit lol

  • @TrojanSalesmen1
    @TrojanSalesmen1 10 месяцев назад +6

    .... this is so zoomer is hurts

  • @matheuscoelho
    @matheuscoelho 10 месяцев назад +5

    Tumblr of course

  • @quiggsy8571
    @quiggsy8571 10 месяцев назад

    Hamsters are rodents (order Rodentia) belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae, which contains 19 species classified in seven genera.

  • @Hermitstatus
    @Hermitstatus 10 месяцев назад +48

    Pff, I'll say it: That's a stupid phrase that shouldn't exist.
    The more the video went on, the more I feel justified hating modern society....all of this slang is insipid and disgusting...

    • @Hermitstatus
      @Hermitstatus 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@spikydough It is true, contempt for the new is quite a sickeningly sweet thing that should be tempered like any other guilty pleasure. I do enjoy the analogy, but I don't understand why you'd want silicate in it, such a dessert would be far too bitter and would grind your teeth to nothing.
      On a more serious note, whether my response to the video is viewed as vapid or not, it all comes down to how you discipline yourself. Swearing only serves to muddy language and dull the mind to how wonderful and colorful language can be. Today's usage of swearing or salacious phrasing has become so broken and segmented it's a wonder how people can even communicate effectively nowadays and it SHOULD be shamed into oblivion rather than encouraged as some form of secret passphrase or initiation into a collective of dullards and perverts.

    • @alexzephyris1455
      @alexzephyris1455 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@spikydough You strike me as the kind of guy who'd say, ''We're nothing but specks of dust floating in space.''
      I'll be sure to turn you into that.

    • @spikydough
      @spikydough 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@alexzephyris1455 That's crazy, that you can come up with such a scenario from a mundane statement. Did anyone ever tell you that you have a very active imagination? You should become a writer.

    • @spikydough
      @spikydough 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@HermitstatusThat's more like it. The point was to use an atom since it is smaller than a grain of sand, but an atom of what??? Swearing may dull the mind, if you consider them a knee jerk reaction used in place of a "complete thought" that is. I don't think they "muddy" the language , they is a part of it, and for better or for worse language is representative of the time and culture it used in. First and foremost language is a tool used to communicate ideas, having the capability to be "wonderful and colorful" is only as useful as said capabilities ease the accurate transmission of the idea that is being communicated. Are new words not "broken and segmented" units of a language before they become a part of it? Communication has not changed one bit, people within a cultural and temporal context use words that exist in said culture and time to communicate ideas relevant to that culture and time. Are British "people" participating in a mass gathering of dullards and perverts when they talk about meatballs?
      You probably wont agree with me so let me leave you with the horrifying idea that, in the future there will probably be more vile phrases than "serving c***"

    • @Hermitstatus
      @Hermitstatus 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@spikydough You're right, I do disagree with you sans the final statement after the comma. All of it is becoming degenerative thanks to people's never ending desire to fit in.

  • @fauxtool952
    @fauxtool952 10 месяцев назад +5

    TIL, thanks for being so educational Eimi

  • @kirbycakes1020
    @kirbycakes1020 10 месяцев назад +3

    I clicked out of curiosity and received education. Thanks.

  • @Enexawr
    @Enexawr 10 месяцев назад +5

    Tumblr was a mistake

  • @weedmantrudeau5783
    @weedmantrudeau5783 10 месяцев назад +14

    thanks I hate it

  • @deathandrebirth-y8x
    @deathandrebirth-y8x 15 дней назад

    thats why shes my oshi

  • @elneco4654
    @elneco4654 10 месяцев назад +5

    So it isn't pulling a Riro Ron, and it isn't being subservient to Australians.

  • @rafresendenrafresenden.1644
    @rafresendenrafresenden.1644 10 месяцев назад +7

    tumblr proves other social medias are easy modo

  • @gamercow4297
    @gamercow4297 10 месяцев назад +1

    Wtf... I'm so confused

  • @reaps912
    @reaps912 10 месяцев назад +1

    I need to watch more Eimi, she's an absolute dynamo
    Also I'm only two minutes into this clip and this wasn't where I expected to wind up

  • @DESUDESU24
    @DESUDESU24 6 месяцев назад

    I haven't heard any of this shit before Eimi explained it. I guess I'm not that terminally online. Or I'm old and out to touch, either or.

  • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
    @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 10 месяцев назад +7

    Ofc its tumblr why did i expected twitter

  • @GoyBenius_0901
    @GoyBenius_0901 10 месяцев назад +14

    Finding out The Hampter uses NGGRFGGT slang is so sad 😢😢

    • @trippyzero8612
      @trippyzero8612 10 месяцев назад

      I'd laugh if she had actually said that instead of this brain rot.

  • @Mr.IndecisiveLabmem0078
    @Mr.IndecisiveLabmem0078 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Slay~"

  • @BSGA22
    @BSGA22 10 месяцев назад +14

    I hate how the abc mafia has to be so vulgar about everything.

    • @NetAnon
      @NetAnon 10 месяцев назад

      Implying that English as a language or its slang is not vulgar.

  • @darknessml6145
    @darknessml6145 10 месяцев назад +3

    ...what?

  • @CAPTAiNC
    @CAPTAiNC 10 месяцев назад +1

    I still dont fucking understand it.

  • @TheUltimateShade667
    @TheUltimateShade667 10 месяцев назад +1

    I learnt a lot today.

  • @TheSuperCasual2914
    @TheSuperCasual2914 10 месяцев назад

    I’d like a woman with good Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent. Where can I find one?

  • @arnantphongsatha7906
    @arnantphongsatha7906 10 месяцев назад +2

    Breed hampter.

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 10 месяцев назад +3

    Graduation speedrun with this content 🗣️🔥

  • @d19xx
    @d19xx 10 месяцев назад +1

    I still don't get it.

  • @MelancholyZeitgeist
    @MelancholyZeitgeist 10 месяцев назад +2

    Stantwt linggo always confuses me......

  • @BigBroTejano
    @BigBroTejano 9 месяцев назад

    … I mean not to be rude, but does anyone think it’s kinda odd that this term about feminine power was first invented by men? Men who tend to dress as hyper kinda ridiculous stereotypes of what “feminine beauty” and fashion look like?

  • @OhitsONnow
    @OhitsONnow 10 месяцев назад

    If true, Hamster's follow up doesnt make sense.
    if we used her description in the comment its just gibberish
    In conclusion: Hampter served puz$y

  • @josepholsen9831
    @josepholsen9831 10 месяцев назад +1

    Eimi is to Tumblr as Pippa is to 4chan (Eimi is a middle aged Black Trans???).

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 10 месяцев назад

    Itadakimasu

  • @CallanElliott
    @CallanElliott 4 месяца назад

    Eimi, I'd be careful about using Tumblr shit given the kind of fanbase that PC has.

  • @demonicspire1345
    @demonicspire1345 10 месяцев назад +5

    I really like that the new PC gen is very openly LGBT and using a lot of memes from that culture, its a clear indication PC is trying to move more in that direction

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 10 месяцев назад +77

      Is that what you gathered?

    • @jacktrades867
      @jacktrades867 10 месяцев назад +38

      What

    • @devildolphin2102
      @devildolphin2102 10 месяцев назад +1

      What the fuck are you even saying? You good man, I think you need to go touch grass

    • @Ulta_Nagenki
      @Ulta_Nagenki 10 месяцев назад +46

      Bait, like me

    • @rafresendenrafresenden.1644
      @rafresendenrafresenden.1644 10 месяцев назад +1

      She is just a girl that uses tumblr(typical woman moment), is not that deep.

  • @DevilDestiny.
    @DevilDestiny. 10 месяцев назад +62

    Friendship (REAL) ended with hamster, rabbit (WIFE) wouldn't give me tumblr slangs course.

    • @angrynapolean3820
      @angrynapolean3820 10 месяцев назад +16

      Pippa is a seiso idol, she would never

    • @riskvideos
      @riskvideos 10 месяцев назад +1

      Esoteric conspiracy theories are better than that brainrot.

    • @redumulis2448
      @redumulis2448 10 месяцев назад

      A Foxwife would never give Tunblr slang crashcourse. Just bugrape, sounding, and Bizzaro Dimension

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg 10 месяцев назад +24

    Thanks i hate it