42:50 This is actually a GENIUS sales strategy for those in sales or owning a small business. Once the meeting is set, DO NOT follow up. If you show up to the meeting and the other person isn't there, they will feel like such an idiot that when you reschedule they will feel obligated to help you since they wasted your time. If you hit them up the morning of, you're essentially giving them an "out" to cancel the meeting or kick the can down the road. Just show up.
@@dspada27 that definitely happens too! If that's the case though, that means they never cared in the first place and you were wasting your time anyway
dude, andy. you gotta work on your meal prep situation. there's no way you don't have enough time to do this. separate your ingredients and make them variable. season/marinade a bunch of chicken thighs and roast them in the oven then chop them up and store them. while they are cooking, chop a bunch of veggies - onions, jalapenos, peppers, cucumbers, whatever. you can even quick pickle them. cook some basic ass rice in 15 minutes after you are done with veggie prep. store those separately. get some good bread and some tortillas and some romaine lettuce. Now by the time you cook and clean and store everything, you have just planned out a week of meals that can range from tacos, sandwiches, salads, and just basic ass meat and rice. You can do literally all of this in 1-1.5 hours on a lazy sunday afternoon. I have two kids and a busy ass job. You can absolutely do this, just takes some practice.
In NY state, hamlets don't have formally recognized municipal governments, unlike villages, towns and cities. They may be loosely autonomous and have their own fire/water/sewer districts, but would not have legislative or taxing authority separate from the city or town government where they are located.
i just realized i need a shirt thats nick with his tongue out like the Einstein picture, but instead of some type smart quote, its says get fucked or doinkers or some nick quote
This whole topic 19:41 at least Andy’s option is basically describing a support worker or a dietitian; which I am very much glad I have. Also meal prep is a big executive disfunction issue so I feel this Andy you’re not alone.
Where can I get more info on that April 13th Oakland show Nick was talking about? Or any of Nick's other shows for that matter. I live in Oakland and I haven't seen Nick perform live since his first show at Cobb's.
Lemon rind is actually awesome, and very healthy for you. Super soft too if the lemon is fresh and ripe. You can straight up eat em like an apple, don't forget to cut off the little stems.
If you think Tim saying his pee smells like fries after he eats them, boy are you in for a treat. Eat a bowl of spaghettios and then pee 20 minutes or so later. It smells exactly like said spaghettios.
Here's the thing about cold drinks - it dulls the flavor. The cold actually numbs the tongue, so you can't taste the drink as well. This is partly why cheap mass produced beer always sells itself as a refreshing cold beverage (because they actually taste terrible). This is also one of the reasons whisky snobs advise you to always drink whisky neat, so you can actually taste it properly.
Nick is absolutely right that coffee pee is similar to asparagus pee, but amount isn't much of a factor beyond it maybe lasting longer. It's just your kidneys filtering the acids in certain foods and like half the population experiences it. (The things I didn't know I'd learn when a sibling was getting organ transplant.)
I heard or read somewhere (so take with a grain of salt) 50% of people have the gene that makes their pee smell and 50% of people have a gene where they can’t smell it, and it’s not mutually exclusive
@@keithfarrell1321 Yup that's also true, and I think that combo makes people who don't experience it assume "something is wrong" when hearing about it.
I just visited San Francisco for the first time 5 weeks ago and I was looking forward to catch one of Nic's stand ups live, but the stars didn't align for me :(
The thumbnail scared me... if Nick leaves I leave. lol
Andy: *eats lemon rinds*
Andy: *refuses to eat mac n' cheese*
Is anyone else worried? 😅
And then there's the chewing gum
I hate to be that guy but it was me Andy. I cry laughed so hard at Mike's reaction 🤣
I like that Nick has adopted Mike as his large adult son.
Andy going full Will Smith! “Keep my room temperature out your f@&$?ing mouth!”🤣
42:50
This is actually a GENIUS sales strategy for those in sales or owning a small business. Once the meeting is set, DO NOT follow up. If you show up to the meeting and the other person isn't there, they will feel like such an idiot that when you reschedule they will feel obligated to help you since they wasted your time.
If you hit them up the morning of, you're essentially giving them an "out" to cancel the meeting or kick the can down the road. Just show up.
Lol or they dont care and they dont reply to u again
@@dspada27 that definitely happens too! If that's the case though, that means they never cared in the first place and you were wasting your time anyway
Lmao Andy pulling out three different coke bottles
i'm so glad someone noticed lol
Tremors in review please. Just 1-4 🙏🙏🙏
The "I'll call you later" from Kevin regarding the differences in Andy's room temperature was perfect. I see you BKD LOL
People do whiskey tasting tours here in scotland
dude, andy. you gotta work on your meal prep situation. there's no way you don't have enough time to do this. separate your ingredients and make them variable. season/marinade a bunch of chicken thighs and roast them in the oven then chop them up and store them. while they are cooking, chop a bunch of veggies - onions, jalapenos, peppers, cucumbers, whatever. you can even quick pickle them. cook some basic ass rice in 15 minutes after you are done with veggie prep. store those separately. get some good bread and some tortillas and some romaine lettuce. Now by the time you cook and clean and store everything, you have just planned out a week of meals that can range from tacos, sandwiches, salads, and just basic ass meat and rice. You can do literally all of this in 1-1.5 hours on a lazy sunday afternoon. I have two kids and a busy ass job. You can absolutely do this, just takes some practice.
oh yea it's 100% a laziness thing for me haha
@@TheAndyCortez lol i admire the honesty.
tim's mcdonald's piss thing broke me lmaooo
In NY state, hamlets don't have formally recognized municipal governments, unlike villages, towns and cities. They may be loosely autonomous and have their own fire/water/sewer districts, but would not have legislative or taxing authority separate from the city or town government where they are located.
"It's the Journey, not the Caffeination" would be perfect for random KF shorts shot during car rides
Andy's desk ad was a all time best ad. Gets a reward from me. Best ad reward.
Joey bringing up that Digimon song just gave me real bad PTSD
What was that ad? Fucking Andy! 😂
I am Tim’s reaction at that chilled soda part, these god damn animals.
I, too, have Tajin on my desk. I feel like it just has to be done.
Proud of Nick 🔥
One time I drank so much iced coffee my urine was literally coffee in color and scent
I love Nick's dumb voice. Never let it die.
Can't wait till Nick gets slapped at the Oscars.
i just realized i need a shirt thats nick with his tongue out like the Einstein picture, but instead of some type smart quote, its says get fucked or doinkers or some nick quote
"drink diet coke"
Fun fact: Teddy Grahams are a secret cereal. Pour that shit in a bowl or mug, ice cold on top... you're welcome.
I don't know when, but I HAVE to imagine there'll be a day when the snake bit doesn't make me laugh. Not yet...
I only drink pepsi max room temp haha im too lazy to restock the fridge when im in the groove of gaming
Room temp soda is F tier
This whole topic 19:41 at least Andy’s option is basically describing a support worker or a dietitian; which I am very much glad I have. Also meal prep is a big executive disfunction issue so I feel this Andy you’re not alone.
Where can I get more info on that April 13th Oakland show Nick was talking about? Or any of Nick's other shows for that matter. I live in Oakland and I haven't seen Nick perform live since his first show at Cobb's.
Nick with an amazing hook to the start of this show
it's 68 here in so cali
I'd hire someone to just put my laundry away... I'll still wash it and dry it but they have to put it away.
Andy has been on another level lately. Love you all.
Lemon rind is actually awesome, and very healthy for you. Super soft too if the lemon is fresh and ripe. You can straight up eat em like an apple, don't forget to cut off the little stems.
That’s a dope ass shirt Tim!
I like when these are longer.
If you think Tim saying his pee smells like fries after he eats them, boy are you in for a treat. Eat a bowl of spaghettios and then pee 20 minutes or so later. It smells exactly like said spaghettios.
Good luck in your future endeavors Nick!
The jelly belly factory in miluwakee has yours and tastings
Here's the thing about cold drinks - it dulls the flavor. The cold actually numbs the tongue, so you can't taste the drink as well. This is partly why cheap mass produced beer always sells itself as a refreshing cold beverage (because they actually taste terrible). This is also one of the reasons whisky snobs advise you to always drink whisky neat, so you can actually taste it properly.
I am with Andy on the temperature conversation. It pisses me off as well.
I used to the standup open mics. Then the pandemic kinda killed all desire to do it. Don't know why.
WHERE did Tim get that shirt?!
AKA!!!! - Greg Miller.
"I like the smell of my pee after mcdonalds"
Tim "complete deadpan, not taking shit from anyone" G's
Nick is absolutely right that coffee pee is similar to asparagus pee, but amount isn't much of a factor beyond it maybe lasting longer. It's just your kidneys filtering the acids in certain foods and like half the population experiences it. (The things I didn't know I'd learn when a sibling was getting organ transplant.)
I heard or read somewhere (so take with a grain of salt) 50% of people have the gene that makes their pee smell and 50% of people have a gene where they can’t smell it, and it’s not mutually exclusive
@@keithfarrell1321 Yup that's also true, and I think that combo makes people who don't experience it assume "something is wrong" when hearing about it.
Pepsi > Coke. Fight me.
Tims top is fucking cool
Moon 🌙 Knight !!!!
Nick “Coffee poo” Scarpino
I hope that one day, Nick can get slapped by Will Smith while hosting the Oscars as a comedian.
Andy, I love in CO. The temp gets below 0 at times. I don't have a heater. I'm not dead. Wuss.
I think it's time we be honest. It's time to put away the "Nick" persona Ace. It's time to be the Champion we all deserve full time!
Somebody needs to step up to these snakes oppressive rule
I just visited San Francisco for the first time 5 weeks ago and I was looking forward to catch one of Nic's stand ups live, but the stars didn't align for me :(
Once again proof Andy hates the audio listeners
Is the hat brim too big or has Nick dropped some weight?
I would like to submit my application to do all of these things that the KF members need as assistants.#dreamjob
Golden Grahams slap 👋🏼 like Will Smith
man...
FUCK SNAKES.
Nick better start watching out for the next Will Smith or just Will Smith.😅