Top Gear: The Big Read Outtake

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
  • The TG3 having lots of fun with the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy ;). Who says reading is boring? ;)

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  • @SnoopCorgi
    @SnoopCorgi 12 лет назад +822

    "ALRIGHT!"
    "Constable, she said, but be gentle."
    LMAO

    • @copperdragon9214
      @copperdragon9214 4 года назад +70

      James may: being the funniest in the most unexpected times.

    • @daanvos194
      @daanvos194 4 года назад +25

      Hes an expert on that moment

    • @aregmirzoyan869
      @aregmirzoyan869 3 года назад +11

      That’s straight out of a adult romcom

  • @mariadixon6256
    @mariadixon6256 11 лет назад +606

    "Alright Constable," she said, "but be gentle". >>>>>>>>>

    • @humbly_bumbly4998
      @humbly_bumbly4998 7 лет назад +17

      pretty sure he sad cuntstable

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 6 лет назад +39

      The exact moment when I killed my old laptop by snorting coffee all over the poor thing!

    • @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD
      @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD 4 года назад +6

      What is that from tho?

    • @tis_ace
      @tis_ace 3 года назад +6

      @@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD found out yet? I feel that it isnt a reference but just a funny statement

    • @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD
      @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD 3 года назад +3

      @@tis_ace honestly I cant remember writing this

  • @Adventure_Finds55
    @Adventure_Finds55 14 лет назад +243

    "The F15 came outta the clouds on combat power! Unleashing a trial of death and lead in its wake!"
    Thats the book I want to read!

    • @grassman9622
      @grassman9622 2 года назад +24

      The mighty USS Nimitz blazed out of control in the middle of the North Atlantic.
      … wrong book, mate. 😂😂😂

    • @johnclark984
      @johnclark984 2 года назад +17

      @Ian Robert Davies Red Storm Rising - Tom Clancy

    • @MediaArchive2-z9f
      @MediaArchive2-z9f Год назад +1

      ​@@grassman9622thanks. 0:32: 😂😅

  • @madperson876
    @madperson876 7 лет назад +487

    You can almost tell that Richard had practiced reading his parts of the book at home and James and Jeremy were just like "Nah it'll be fine when we get there!" 😂

  • @didakad4207
    @didakad4207 4 года назад +148

    "THE MIGHTY USS NIMITZ BLAZED OUT OF CONTROL IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC"
    "THE F15 CAME OUT OF THE CLOUDS ON COMBAT POWER,UNLEASHING A TRAIL OF DEATH AND LEAD IN IT'S WAKE"
    "Alright Constable," she said, "but be gentle"

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver 10 лет назад +448

    Jezza:
    "On tonight's show, we all try to read a book! I mean, how hard can it be?"
    "As it turned out... very!"

  • @draculon5
    @draculon5 13 лет назад +199

    "Alright constable" she said "but be gentle" LOL

  • @Chariset
    @Chariset 15 лет назад +112

    James always manages to get the best lines because no one expects it from him

  • @GiantPetRat
    @GiantPetRat 9 лет назад +245

    It was moments like this that made Top Gear great (or, as my mom puts it, "the best show on television"). Even if, like me, you aren't a huge car fanatic, the chemistry of those three made the show worth coming back to again and again. They had a good long run on BBC. Onward and upward, I guess.

  • @paianis
    @paianis 9 лет назад +325

    Notice that only Hammond was perfect the entire time. :P

    • @fappypaddle444
      @fappypaddle444 9 лет назад +30

      +Paianni but Mays #3 made the best entry i guess :)

    • @darthbiker2311
      @darthbiker2311 7 лет назад +7

      James MaY had it perfect as well on Take 3...

    • @hiddenbutdeadly
      @hiddenbutdeadly 7 лет назад +7

      i guess you can say he was....Alright

  • @jarjeestariq8561
    @jarjeestariq8561 5 лет назад +52

    but be gentle" was A GENUINE LAUGH OUT LOUD MOMENT.

  • @ZSB410Z
    @ZSB410Z 10 лет назад +69

    2:01 when Richard found out about jeremy's suspension.

  • @mauricehayden8835
    @mauricehayden8835 3 года назад +37

    ‘Alright!’
    ‘Constable’ she said ‘but be gentle’
    I’ll always howl laughing at that

  • @ChrisDjoo
    @ChrisDjoo 15 лет назад +60

    The three dipsticks we all can't get enough of :D
    The three perfect hosts :D

  • @cald1421
    @cald1421 Год назад +8

    You know you cracked an absolutely legendary joke when people laugh AND applaud. That’s what makes James May so great. It comes from nowhere but man

  • @Riolushe
    @Riolushe 6 лет назад +35

    The bloopers don't started as I already died when the woman said "little Richard" xD

  • @greatgrump
    @greatgrump 13 лет назад +34

    "Alright!" "Counstable, but be gentle" XD

  • @joelcrooker2907
    @joelcrooker2907 8 лет назад +29

    It would of been brilliant if clarkson came out with "he endured blistering winds and scorching desserts!"

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver 10 лет назад +18

    I love this! Everytime I watch this video, I laugh uncontrollably.
    The TG trio are comedy geniuses!

  • @Brainiac12000
    @Brainiac12000 14 лет назад +58

    I love how Jeremy on the first take reads "the mighty USS blazed out of control in the middle of the north Atlantic" really enthusiastically only to find he was reading the wrong part!

    • @Racer7331
      @Racer7331 10 месяцев назад +4

      I'm pretty sure he was messing around quoting an entirely different novel. Sounds like a Tom Clancy book.

  • @kisbie
    @kisbie 15 лет назад +14

    This was for a series called the Big Read where the BBC attempted to find out what the nation's favourite book was. (Hitchhiker's came second to Lord of the Rings.)
    At one point during the final, a montage of celebrities read out passages of their favourite books, including the guys. Nicely-bottomed Fiona Bruce also read out a bit from Hitchhiker's. (The part where Ford asks for six pints.)

  • @clarinetlover2012
    @clarinetlover2012 15 лет назад +11

    Hammond is the best at reading his lines, he was the only one who got them right at each take. I loved his laugh when Jeremy read The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power, unleashing a trail of death and led on it's way! Take 3 was the best.

  • @Neojhun
    @Neojhun 13 лет назад +7

    "Thank You to three Dip Sticks". That was surprisingly a great line.

  • @sovietpanda1917
    @sovietpanda1917 13 лет назад +31

    I bet Clarksons children get one hell of a bead-time story!!!

  • @JackyRowe
    @JackyRowe 14 лет назад +4

    James' contribution is by far the best!!

  • @DreadPyke
    @DreadPyke 13 лет назад +11

    "Alright, Constable. But be gentle...." LMFAO

  • @PorscheRS
    @PorscheRS 15 лет назад +4

    Best outtake ever on TV history, I can't stop watching it.

  • @SuzyS85
    @SuzyS85 15 лет назад +6

    Hammond's exhasperation at the end is wonderful!

  • @redfox361
    @redfox361 13 лет назад +12

    Jeremy is reading tom clancy's 'red strom rising'

  • @dongatello6969
    @dongatello6969 7 месяцев назад

    “Three grown men cocking it up” is a pretty good summary for the whole series

  • @Yaddaer
    @Yaddaer 11 лет назад +7

    Hahaha! The scream and the run!! EPIC

  • @conradquek
    @conradquek 10 месяцев назад +1

    I now need a Red Storm Rising audiobook narrated by Jeremy pumped directly in my veins

  • @juk2023
    @juk2023 13 лет назад +2

    I remember watching this on tv years ago, so glad I found it again!

  • @WhiteTigerGaming
    @WhiteTigerGaming 11 лет назад +22

    to be fair Hammond didn't mess up

  • @theshrew8853
    @theshrew8853 2 года назад +3

    Richard running off screaming 🤣🤣🤣

  • @christians131
    @christians131 11 лет назад +27

    it would have been funny if clarkson had a completely different book

  • @danielahayter7442
    @danielahayter7442 10 лет назад +5

    The funniest outtakes I have ever seen

  • @paparelidis
    @paparelidis 13 лет назад +9

    "The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and leed in it's way!" 0:45

  • @MegaMarine2
    @MegaMarine2 10 лет назад +66

    At 2:01 Looks like the hanster is gonna kill someone

  • @Megabitron
    @Megabitron 13 лет назад +2

    Richards face at the end was just epic!!!!

  • @musikSkool
    @musikSkool 2 месяца назад

    Literally the only book I read in highschool. I read it again and again when the teacher told us to read for the period.

  • @Sonoko29
    @Sonoko29 15 лет назад +15

    I'd buy audiobooks if these three read them. :D

  • @KayosKing
    @KayosKing 12 лет назад +3

    THIS is The Top Gear we all know & love!

  • @THEBIGTUG
    @THEBIGTUG 11 месяцев назад +1

    Three genuine friends

  • @SilentArtist269
    @SilentArtist269 13 лет назад

    Been trying to find that bit for AGES!!!!! (2:01) THANK YOU!!!

  • @JackyRowe
    @JackyRowe 14 лет назад +1

    i love james may's line!! best in the whole thing!!! but i love this video loads. one of my favourites

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver 14 лет назад +2

    I want these guys voices for a GPS! HAHA!!! Its epic, they crack me up!

  • @TheThirdGerman
    @TheThirdGerman 14 лет назад

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you not three grown man cocking it up on the bonnet of a car, but three TV-legends that, unlike the woman at the beginning are known throughout the world for their fantastic sense of humor and their outstanding show, which is more addicting than any drug one could buy today.

  • @KingNasrify
    @KingNasrify 14 лет назад +2

    lmao at hammond!! "ARGHHHH WE WERE ONE LINE FROM THE END!" ahah

  • @thefromminator
    @thefromminator 14 лет назад

    i love at the end hammond makes epic face and bolts off.

  • @BiigMe
    @BiigMe 14 лет назад +2

    The F-15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and lead in its wake.

  • @Automotive_Weekend
    @Automotive_Weekend 4 года назад +3

    1:00 lol 😂

  • @clarinetlover2012
    @clarinetlover2012 15 лет назад

    lol, I love how hamster is the only one who can get his lines right!

  • @Kalabenos
    @Kalabenos 11 лет назад +31

    Like if you want Jeremy to write that book. xD

  • @dangerousandy
    @dangerousandy 13 лет назад +2

    Legends!!! Long live Top Gear!!

  • @RichardNashProductions
    @RichardNashProductions 15 лет назад

    Thank you for sending this

  • @harrymurray2515
    @harrymurray2515 9 лет назад +15

    0:99 Funniest Bit Ever

  • @Schrippenmaus
    @Schrippenmaus 11 лет назад +7

    God I love Outtakes xD
    And the book is brilliant!

  • @murmaider2
    @murmaider2 13 лет назад +1

    what james says makes me laugh everytime

  • @BrendanPeterMcVeigh
    @BrendanPeterMcVeigh 2 года назад +2

    1:59 oh truck, you said that wrong.

  • @clarinetlover2012
    @clarinetlover2012 15 лет назад +2

    "Constable," she said, "But be gentle." The funny thing is he managed to say it with a straight face. Try watching the whole thing without smiling or laughing, I fail miserably at Jeremy reading so enthusiastically on the first page, only to find that he was on the wrong page!!!

  • @Da1Dez
    @Da1Dez 3 года назад +4

    I miss the mid 2000s so much.

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver 11 лет назад +2

    Everytime i watch this, I laugh so much that my stomach hurts!
    You'd have to have a soul out of custard not to laugh.

  • @TeeGeeFan
    @TeeGeeFan 13 лет назад +1

    funniest blooper EVER!!
    I cried laughing when I first saw this. :'D

  • @JezzaFordGT40
    @JezzaFordGT40 15 лет назад

    Great stuff!Love the three dipsticks!

  • @blanchimonts
    @blanchimonts 13 лет назад +1

    My god, they can even make reading a simple passage this funny? This is what you called legends!

  • @brewcityboatclub8299
    @brewcityboatclub8299 3 года назад +1

    There's so much shade thrown in the intro

  • @Caldronqueen1203
    @Caldronqueen1203 11 лет назад +18

    42!

  • @minicle426
    @minicle426 Год назад

    Richard running away like someone set his testicles on fire. XD

  • @MMCTwilight
    @MMCTwilight 13 лет назад +1

    Hilarious as always. Love it. :)

  • @MidnightEyes17
    @MidnightEyes17 14 лет назад +1

    HAHA OMG Hammonds face and reaction at the end was priceless I freaking love these guys!!! XD

  • @BritishFoodGuide
    @BritishFoodGuide 14 лет назад

    the hamster was so serious. lol

  • @pamrush5078
    @pamrush5078 6 лет назад +1

    This really makes me laugh so funny

  • @999freddiemercury
    @999freddiemercury 13 лет назад

    hahahahaaaaaa Hammond's reaction at the end!

  • @strawberrymoonphased
    @strawberrymoonphased 15 лет назад +6

    Little Richard hehehe ^^

  • @BonScottAC
    @BonScottAC 15 лет назад

    Thats why we love them.

  • @GhostEye31
    @GhostEye31 4 года назад +1

    What bloody book was Jezza quoting from!?!? It's killing me!

  • @misskateykins
    @misskateykins 15 лет назад +1

    Hammond is so funny
    Hammond is funny when he says
    "I perfer his this is alright but his is better"

  • @Rocknrolltrain95
    @Rocknrolltrain95 13 лет назад +1

    hahah love hammonds freak out at 1:59

  • @megabowzer100
    @megabowzer100 13 лет назад

    i love that womans witch like laugh in the crowd loool

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 5 месяцев назад

      I thought that was a small dog.

  • @ramal5708
    @ramal5708 4 года назад +5

    1:00 best part, the last take defines this trio top gear, ambitious but rubbish

  • @Dibster12345
    @Dibster12345 11 лет назад +1

    Legends...

  • @ta666ak666
    @ta666ak666 14 лет назад

    I thought that they would end the "ultimate question" stuff with the question of life or death: How hard can it be?

  • @IamPhate
    @IamPhate 2 года назад

    JM: "Deep Thought pondered for a while."
    JC: "Tricky...that's...you've read the wrong word you moron it says moment."
    xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @DrarryForever
    @DrarryForever 14 лет назад

    How much fun could these three make like reading textbooks and stuff? XD

  • @chimpaflimp
    @chimpaflimp 10 лет назад +16

    What book was the F15 passage from?

    • @kyler2744
      @kyler2744 9 лет назад +19

      A Tom Clancy book I believe

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 7 лет назад +13

      I dont believe its from any book, just Clarkson's manly fantasy bullshit.

    • @mullerman1104
      @mullerman1104 3 года назад

      Tom Clancy’s Red Storm Rising

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver 14 лет назад +1

    @alonderis: I think the USS Nimiz part is the best!

  • @Flashtoorev
    @Flashtoorev 14 лет назад

    @TheBuco69 She is, there's just a greenscreen put around her.

  • @KimikoButterfly
    @KimikoButterfly 15 лет назад +1

    3 dipsticks you love to watch XD

  • @niebells
    @niebells 13 лет назад

    now that after watching the movie, i understand this better

  • @UberMan5000
    @UberMan5000 15 лет назад

    There's a mild difference between being bad at reading and cracking jokes while you're doing it. :3

  • @MightySamB
    @MightySamB 13 лет назад +1

    2:00 epic richard is epic!!! :D

  • @timelord460
    @timelord460 15 лет назад

    lol, Richard just lost it for a moment there.... :)
    the BBC was a bit silly in asking them to try and do that....it was always gunna end in tears
    x

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 4 года назад +2

    Observe, if you will, a gameshow host (Jeremy, ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire’), and a hamster, slowly losing the will to live.

  • @7heAre7s
    @7heAre7s 13 лет назад +2

    Is there a witch laughing in the background?

  • @Llenlleawg
    @Llenlleawg 14 лет назад

    @Soap19XX Not sure if it's on the actual show... think it's from The Big Read

  • @Nicole4700
    @Nicole4700 14 лет назад

    thank you from three dipsticks lol and hammonds face at 2:00

  • @sextonqpr
    @sextonqpr 13 лет назад

    I can hear guinea pigs communicating in the background

  • @Pridit
    @Pridit 13 лет назад +1

    genius

  • @howsCecilie1991
    @howsCecilie1991 14 лет назад +1

    ROFL "Little Richard" xD I don't think he appreciate that...
    But this clip is cute :D