"THAT'S A CRUEL QUESTION!"😂Richard Hammond & James May Roast Clarkson | Grand Tour Would You Rather

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 134

  • @IGVPresents
    @IGVPresents  2 года назад +88

    The latest Grand Tour Special: A Scandi Flick is out on Amazon Prime on Friday 16th September!

  • @nikkocachila7218
    @nikkocachila7218 2 года назад +165

    I just wish they'd do something like "80 days around the world" special before these 3 legends retire.

    • @Powercrazed122
      @Powercrazed122 2 года назад +4

      Brilliant

    • @swunt10
      @swunt10 Год назад +3

      I don't want them to retire at all. It makes me genuinely sad.

    • @kimayoung81
      @kimayoung81 Год назад

      Now that would be awesome

  • @10omhz72
    @10omhz72 2 года назад +439

    the fact Hammond would rather give up helicopters for Oliver is just the most adorable thing ever

    • @vrt577
      @vrt577 2 года назад +6

      You're a guy and you wrote that

    • @takumi2023
      @takumi2023 2 года назад +1

      I agree. precious. though i would probably ask him if he finds the same joy riding Oliver as driving Oliver. then he would have a chauffeur for oliver.

    • @rogueuniversities6866
      @rogueuniversities6866 2 года назад +20

      @@vrt577 You probably claim to be comfortable with your sexuality and you wrote that

    • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
      @oliverholmes-gunning5372 2 года назад

      I feel honoured

    • @vrt577
      @vrt577 2 года назад

      @@rogueuniversities6866 Actually no you're right, because men can be women now.

  • @vjc2270
    @vjc2270 2 года назад +94

    “I don’t have the option of just being on my own?” - Why I love James May summed up in a single sentence❣️

  • @douglasbullet6456
    @douglasbullet6456 2 года назад +147

    James: Wants Hammond because he's useful
    Hammond: Wants Jeremy because he's expendable material

    • @zjjohnson3827
      @zjjohnson3827 Год назад +11

      I started giggling uncontrollably when he said “if you look at him…in terms of steaks…”

  • @chrisoddy8744
    @chrisoddy8744 2 года назад +248

    James mentions another boat special - I'd love to see The Grand Tour in Narrowboats on the canals just because it would be absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣

    • @aarondcruz2458
      @aarondcruz2458 2 года назад +21

      A UK-based canal adventure would be excellent!

    • @JoshuaC923
      @JoshuaC923 2 года назад +28

      Clarkson would bring a hover van

    • @aarondcruz2458
      @aarondcruz2458 2 года назад +20

      @@JoshuaC923 Of course he would, his genius is frightening

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 2 года назад +15

      I would want a Caribbean boat special where it’s just the three of them on a yacht going from the Bahamas to Puerto Rico
      until Mr. Wilman texts them that the US Coast Guard and DEA are hunting them because he planted 20 kilos of drugs on board

    • @wheeldesire
      @wheeldesire 2 года назад

      It would also give them the perfect opportunity to make an "anal" punt out of "canal" in the title.
      Like "canal intercourse"

  • @jayhom5385
    @jayhom5385 2 года назад +107

    I've only just started watching but Hammond going straight for the murder and cannibalism just killed me.

  • @IsaacOrd
    @IsaacOrd 2 года назад +10

    23 years and i never get tired of these guys

  • @CeasarJames
    @CeasarJames 2 года назад +108

    I wish I could take 25 years off each of them and just go again 😭😭😭

    • @zakvilanilam3388
      @zakvilanilam3388 2 года назад +13

      25 years off Hammond would make him 13

    • @CeasarJames
      @CeasarJames 2 года назад +15

      @@zakvilanilam3388 of course 🤦🏻‍♂️ I forgot he was still 38 😂

    • @aidanjanemcintosh6919
      @aidanjanemcintosh6919 2 года назад +1

      @@CeasarJames half a century from now he will be the shortest 100 yo a 38 yo man has ever been

    • @CeasarJames
      @CeasarJames 2 года назад

      @@aidanjanemcintosh6919 ????

    • @anonymouswhite352
      @anonymouswhite352 2 года назад

      @@aidanjanemcintosh6919 the actual fuck?

  • @EvLSkillz
    @EvLSkillz 11 месяцев назад +4

    these guys are living legends.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 2 года назад +29

    I like how you can tell that even though he won't admit it, James watches the other two's programs

  • @aidanjanemcintosh6919
    @aidanjanemcintosh6919 2 года назад +8

    4:02 OUR MAN blushes when asked if he enjoyed being in the other two pillocks company. It's almost the cutest thing ever.

  • @alltoohalliwell
    @alltoohalliwell 2 года назад +12

    I can't believe Hammond still has Oliver! Just melted my heart they way he talked about him ❤

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 2 года назад +2

      A while ago Hammond asked his youtube followers what he should do with Oliver, restore the car to factory specs or tune it into some kind of hotrod, the comments were all telling him to get the car back to factory.

    • @alltoohalliwell
      @alltoohalliwell 2 года назад

      @@MyRegardsToTheDodo I didn't know that but I definitely agree with factory specs.

  • @ChrisValentine12384
    @ChrisValentine12384 2 года назад +101

    Just a shame we don't Clarkson turn up in more of these videos

    • @jeeves_uk
      @jeeves_uk 2 года назад +28

      He's busy farming.

    • @dash1141
      @dash1141 2 года назад +4

      I’m sure he busy with beer but he’s fed up apparently fewer TV bits as possible it been long road

    • @bletheringfool
      @bletheringfool 2 года назад +2

      @@jeeves_uk and doing millionaire

  • @oscar_charlie
    @oscar_charlie 2 года назад +31

    Since they're open to a boat special, they should re-enact "Three Men in a Boat" on the Thames.

  • @madperson876
    @madperson876 Год назад +1

    When Richard heard "Or never drive Oliver again?" being asked, I never saw his eyes go so wide! It was like he was picking the favourites out of his children!

  • @OldStreetDoc
    @OldStreetDoc 2 года назад +7

    A tent?…
    How long do you think Richard has thought about sleeping inside Jezza? 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @gamingmadforever6363
    @gamingmadforever6363 2 года назад

    I'd love to hear honesty from the heart about each other

  • @ryanpratt7782
    @ryanpratt7782 2 года назад +4

    Shout out to Barnsley 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TJD0503
    @TJD0503 2 года назад +16

    I'd like to see them do another lorry special like the burma special, which is one of my favourites

    • @jammeraw355
      @jammeraw355 2 года назад +5

      I think it might've been because with lorries all 3 were out of their comfort zone

  • @husnainanwaar1992
    @husnainanwaar1992 2 года назад +6

    Good on Richard Hammond & James May for surviving another episode of the grand tour Clackson is actively trying to kill them

  • @jashkons
    @jashkons 2 года назад +4

    Its funny how couple of old men are most entertaining thing on Internet 😂

  • @mackattack192
    @mackattack192 2 года назад +3

    Hammond just talked me out of getting a bike licence at 30 😅

  • @calvinnguyen7059
    @calvinnguyen7059 Год назад +2

    Hammond: "You've brought the wrong thing"'
    Clarkson: "I am older and with age has come"
    Hammond: weight""
    Clarkson and me "laughing""

  • @V0lt3r_
    @V0lt3r_ 2 года назад +1

    3:31 yay my town was mentioned ❤ ly james

  • @jamelpiclit3062
    @jamelpiclit3062 2 года назад +13

    The world would be a less colorful place when one of these "Golden Trinity" of Television/Streaming chaps leave this Earth. I hope for them to live healthily till their 90's.

  • @robertnapier624
    @robertnapier624 2 года назад +14

    Wonder how Jeremy would answer these?
    Would he rather be stuck on desert island with James or Richard? I think he’d rather neither. Probably Jeremy: “I’d literally strangle both of them to death.”
    James’ Gin distillery or Hammond’s car shop? He’d probably do James’ Gin distillery because he likes a drink and whilst he likes cars he won’t do manual labour if he’s required to.
    If he had to Give up Clarkson farm or the grand tour specials that would be tricky because his farm is supposed to make income. And I’m sure it will make income in Kaleb’s hands, but I don’t think Jeremy would want to give up his farm. I’m not sure he’d want to give up the grand tour specials because he does enjoy the time in countries they’ve been to.
    Boating or biking Special. I’ll say boating because I think Jeremy still has nam flashbacks to his motorcycle accident. Plus he’d looked at home in his PBR.
    If Clarkson’s farm won an acceptance award but is unable to make his own acceptance speech, he’d probably have Hammond do it because James knows nothing about farming, whilst Hammond probably knows more than may even if it’s not much more.
    I think Jeremy would want the resort with May than a caravan with Hammond because they’d be causing a traffic jam of several miles long on the road. He’d probably use the opportunity to avoid May and vice versa.
    If Jeremy were held Hostage by special forces I think he’d rather be executed than Hammond and May save him. I don’t think he has confidence in May or Hammond’s negotiation skills. Then again he doesn’t have confidence in anything they do.
    I think Jeremy would also rather be in a dark room on his own for 2 days. He definitely doesn’t entertain the idea of listening to Hammond or May going on about things.
    If Jeremy’ car broke down he’d definitely have Hammond fix it for him because James would take a million years lining up his tools and naming them.

  • @nolimits300
    @nolimits300 2 года назад +2

    Hours till the new special episode boys!!
    LET'S GO!!!!!!

  • @Khazandar
    @Khazandar 2 года назад +12

    James doesn't need to know anything about farming, Clarkson knows bugger all either. xD

  • @Gurnstir
    @Gurnstir 2 года назад +5

    I'd love to see another boating special 😂 it was hilarious

  • @stacy7724
    @stacy7724 2 года назад

    I love you three guys yall are so funny when I'm down and out watching yall always makes me smile

  • @wesleyhall6511
    @wesleyhall6511 2 года назад +4

    I'd love to know how they determine their storylines of their specials. I can't believe that the big event in the beginning of the Scandi Flick was intentional. How much is planned vs improvising on the fly when things happen like that.

  • @QKvox
    @QKvox 2 года назад

    Yeeesssss another sequel for that

  • @Ingens_Scherz
    @Ingens_Scherz 2 года назад

    "Which disease would you rather have?"
    🤣

  • @gandurk
    @gandurk 2 года назад +28

    Clarkson would just turn up going "literally"

  • @lisaanimi
    @lisaanimi 2 года назад +12

    These just work always

  • @Burning_Dwarf
    @Burning_Dwarf 2 года назад +2

    Ofcourse Oliver over helicopters.
    I love that little Kadett❤️

  • @tobyskerman4775
    @tobyskerman4775 2 года назад +1

    A bike based grand tour would be fantastic

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 2 года назад +3

    Getting banned from somewhere you didn't want to go is underrated

  • @clf235
    @clf235 2 года назад +1

    The correct answer for helicopter vs Oliver: “I’m rich I get to have both”

  • @danielhristov6175
    @danielhristov6175 2 года назад +1

    6:00 to dear Hammonds information, I took my motorcycle license at the age of 22.
    No, there wasn’t lack of WILL.
    It’s been my dream ever since a kid.
    What there was is LACK of funding.
    In fact I didn’t even had a bicycle until I was in 2nd grade in school for that same reason.

  • @austenpowers
    @austenpowers 2 года назад

    Excellent content 👏 Thanks

  • @Mrdogedog
    @Mrdogedog 2 года назад +48

    "Give up our man in or the grand tour " thats a loaded question with a bullet in both chambers.
    Give up the grand tour and you you lose the antics of a trio that has been great together for 19 years.
    Give up our man in and you lose the witty and insightful commentary on the little known aspects of foreign countries that most people going there for a vacation would never have known about.

    • @StockportJambo
      @StockportJambo 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, I thought that was a pretty mean question too. I just thought of the gif "Both? Both. Both is good."

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 2 года назад +2

      I thought Our Man in Japan was very mediocre and I then watched one episode is the Italy one and was like, if I want to learn about Italy, I'll just watch an actual proper well made documentary instead of some shit that seems like a RUclips series that mistakenly got aired on television.

    • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
      @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy 2 года назад

      To me it sounded like "give up your great job or give up your free vacations"

    • @aks1002
      @aks1002 2 года назад +1

      @@David-ud9ju Well tbh, the Our Man In series is meant to contain comedic value, and is not likely to be the most informative series you will find on the internet. I get what you mean, but I would rather watch the series for the laughs rather than for tourism tips

  • @dash1141
    @dash1141 2 года назад

    I was have always considered getting motor bike licenses but am 35 now so will take Hammond advice lol

  • @metasamsara
    @metasamsara 2 года назад

    Jeremy should make a potato distillery with british vodka lol

  • @ethanashin6534
    @ethanashin6534 2 года назад +8

    I hate to be pedantic, but you CANT get a full motorcycle licence at 17 in the uk, the absolute earliest you can get it is at 21, and that's if you do your test three times

    • @commandercody8511
      @commandercody8511 2 года назад +10

      You absolutley could, maybe not anymore :(

    • @iluvfionaleggate
      @iluvfionaleggate 2 года назад +16

      Most of us with full licenses under the old rules have no idea what the rules are anymore that’s why 😂

    • @singlecell2498
      @singlecell2498 2 года назад +1

      @@iluvfionaleggate it's all designed to make us not bother with buying one

    • @lalnablehector1285
      @lalnablehector1285 2 года назад

      yeah you cant even get a learner licence here in Australia till you're basically 18.

  • @Suriya_narayanan
    @Suriya_narayanan 2 года назад +1

    Good interview but why there is no JC? MISSED HIM BADLY

  • @jfk64kennedy95
    @jfk64kennedy95 2 года назад

    hammond goes to right to Cannibalism.he scares me, lol
    this episode, already watched, of 'the Grand Tour' very reminiscent of "Top Gear" episodes

  • @dyent
    @dyent 2 года назад +7

    It terrifies me to learn that Hammond pilots helicopters.

    • @Dalroi1
      @Dalroi1 2 года назад +2

      Less to crash into up there?

    • @ThatOneDane
      @ThatOneDane 2 года назад +1

      @@Dalroi1 He'd still find a way to crash the heli

  • @UKeXtremeMedia
    @UKeXtremeMedia 6 месяцев назад

    problem with hammonds theory about bikes is that you cant get a full bike license in the uk until you're 24

  • @metasamsara
    @metasamsara 2 года назад

    Season 2 of desert island??

  • @disposable_income_andy
    @disposable_income_andy Год назад

    James just forgetting on the last question that Richard has a workshop and experience.
    Also Hammond would not handle a silent caravan trip with James, James would be murdered by the end of it. If they all got actually stranded on a completely abandoned island, Hammond would absolutely snap first.

  • @xani666
    @xani666 2 года назад

    James & Richard, two men united for one reason - hate for Clarkson

  • @metasamsara
    @metasamsara 2 года назад

    I want a special where they all race through the wilderness over long distances in the car James brought in Africa the collection old one without a roof, and all terrain drive. Maybe they could cross Africa from Marocco to South Africa in them I would looooove that. They all get their own vehicle and race through the entire country off road.

  • @bmaie3413
    @bmaie3413 2 года назад

    Nice 1. Cheers from Dublin

  • @bogbog
    @bogbog 2 года назад

    TWO DAYS MOREEE

  • @captpicard6894
    @captpicard6894 2 года назад +2

    This is still way more entertaining than current TG.

  • @tinheart2853
    @tinheart2853 2 года назад +2

    Wrong question, listening of Clarkson rambling about farm wouldn't be as much of a torture for them as listening of Clarkson rambling about airports

  • @artturisilantera7591
    @artturisilantera7591 2 года назад

    Hammond shouldn't give up flying helicopter because he never know when he is going to need emergency rescue helicopter again.

  • @JohnnyPerth
    @JohnnyPerth 3 месяца назад

    Yet they stopped the tour 😢

  • @SmithKO
    @SmithKO 2 года назад +2

    Wait what?! Jeremy said Norway were at war with Holland? Since when were we at war with the Dutch, and why weren't I informed about that? Let me get my axe and a longboat and I'll meet you there brothers and sisters!

  • @johnknight9150
    @johnknight9150 2 года назад

    Jeremy looks like Piers Morgan in the thumbnail. Has he been eating cigarettes or something? He looks a hundred and eleventy.

  • @sportsmag6148
    @sportsmag6148 2 года назад

    Hammond would rather be inside Jeremy or have Jeremy inside him than learn philosophy from May. 🤔

  • @Chorongy-
    @Chorongy- 2 года назад +1

    So I can't go biking now because we were poor?

  • @craigforsberg1972
    @craigforsberg1972 11 месяцев назад

    i wanted to ride a motorbike from the age of 5 but my mum was a fukin worrisome bitch and wouldnt let and my dad had less mechanical skills than helen keller and when my stepdad moved in he would have helped us get into it but mum still wouldnt let him. she half way gave up a couple of years back when she let him get a 700cc pole ski which is fun only because water is easier to fall on to

  • @robinsontanner1234
    @robinsontanner1234 2 года назад

    can you guys just release the next special... losing interest in the waiting period

  • @James27Simko
    @James27Simko 2 года назад +4

    Hammond seriously thinks you can get a full motorbike licence at 17 🤦‍♂️ its not 2012 anymore pal. you have to be at least 21 and been riding since you were 16

    • @argent6989
      @argent6989 2 года назад

      Of course he doesn't seriously think that you pleb

  • @TregMediaHD
    @TregMediaHD 2 года назад

    Boating the length of the Netherlands Hamster jezza amd may style might be quite fun
    assen zandvoort hellendoorn to name a few and lelystads empty airport could be quite the episode .
    Let's go Dutch
    Or Double Dutch Seamen

  • @JayVolatileOfficial
    @JayVolatileOfficial 2 года назад +5

    No clarkson? 👍🏻

  • @CUpuffs420
    @CUpuffs420 2 года назад +1

    why is this filmed with a pair of potatoes?

  • @milpatel83
    @milpatel83 2 года назад

    James really got unlucky here....

  • @jasonanalco542
    @jasonanalco542 2 года назад +1

    Let's compare these three to something as simple as knives.. You know. Something as simple as mans oldest inventions next to the wheel.
    The Orangutan, a Bowie. The Hampster (god, I love him but he's like a double edged dagger and you're more likely to hurt yourself in the process) but James is like a Swiss Army knife. Good at a lot but sucks at anything useful.

  • @eprohoda
    @eprohoda 2 года назад

    dear.what'uup~fantastic , catch you later-))

  • @이이-n4z8y
    @이이-n4z8y 2 года назад

    Lame

  • @dxmajrd
    @dxmajrd 2 года назад +2

    Would you 'raver' have words pronounced correctly, or be condemned to listening to poorly educated youngsters?

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 2 года назад +9

      See, the brilliant thing about English is that there is no such thing as the correct pronunciation of a word.