What If You Dated A Karen?

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Telling Karen's NO is easy, but what if they made you want to say YES?
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  • @SleepySayuuchi
    @SleepySayuuchi 4 года назад +189

    Karens are such a meme that they get a game about Karens.
    Now i want to see the reviews that karens left this game

  • @TheManWithNoPlan-MrOOF
    @TheManWithNoPlan-MrOOF 4 года назад +286

    Cap "What if you dated a Karen?"
    His entire fanbase: *Sweats profusely*

    • @whyjustwhy420
      @whyjustwhy420 4 года назад +7

      @Blood Jackal Should have said shat liquid glass

    • @archergamingq8787
      @archergamingq8787 4 года назад +8

      Steven Snell True

    • @smichel869
      @smichel869 4 года назад

      Blood Jackal
      Weirdo

    • @MYSTRO0
      @MYSTRO0 4 года назад +2

      @@smichel869 I mean it,s cool and you don't have to date a Karen it,s a win win

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад +3

      I would rather have all my bones ground into powder and then be force fed that powder

  • @totalmindfreak3318
    @totalmindfreak3318 4 года назад +77

    Just the fact Captain Sus somewhat logically thinks about the question "is it gonna rain?" Makes my day! Lmao!

    • @spagettgeeuhraf
      @spagettgeeuhraf 4 года назад

      Sensible Sucker News Official might want to check your spelling a bit

    • @jackfrtruck7727
      @jackfrtruck7727 4 года назад

      @@spagettgeeuhraf he might be a different language than you-

    • @spagettgeeuhraf
      @spagettgeeuhraf 4 года назад +1

      I don’t think there is a language where everything is English except sauce is sus

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 4 года назад +1

      Jack Frtruck You also need to fix up your grammar, no offense.

    • @totalmindfreak3318
      @totalmindfreak3318 4 года назад +1

      @@spagettgeeuhraf yes, sus was the plan. Only true gamers know that.

  • @hellothere8446
    @hellothere8446 4 года назад +365

    Comepletely random, but, I love how he says “Sorry”..

  • @mr.untouchable8099
    @mr.untouchable8099 4 года назад +22

    Thanks for being here for me captainsauce I have depression ur one of the few highlights of my day

    • @BlueBerry-vi2zs
      @BlueBerry-vi2zs 4 года назад +1

      You poor soul i wish every good thing apon you have a great day along with a happy thursday (or friday) :>>>

    • @BlueBerry-vi2zs
      @BlueBerry-vi2zs 4 года назад +1

      @Bloodrain oof- thx for correcting me T-T

    • @thealmightysnipper6083
      @thealmightysnipper6083 4 года назад +1

      I'm not good at being empathetic, but I hope everything gets better.

  • @philipo.9314
    @philipo.9314 4 года назад +105

    Cap: My girlfriend is almost as invisible as my rabbit
    Me: *Same*

  • @rad_quail
    @rad_quail 4 года назад +38

    “Trust me it smells like a freaking lobster farm out here”
    Captain sauce 2020

  • @philipo.9314
    @philipo.9314 4 года назад +141

    "You look like you ate Tom Cruise."
    *Stop stop, he's already dead.*

    • @TheKingEd1tor
      @TheKingEd1tor 4 года назад +1

      No, Tom cruise is

    • @CaptainSauce
      @CaptainSauce  4 года назад +85

      Respect a good Simpsons quote

    • @holyravioli8648
      @holyravioli8648 4 года назад +2

      The man himself graces us with his presence.

    • @philipo.9314
      @philipo.9314 4 года назад +4

      I-I-It's really him

    • @johanjoseph6795
      @johanjoseph6795 4 года назад +3

      @@CaptainSauce hey cap plz play fallout shelther i want to see ur face when u see the "STUFF"
      i am literally in my zoom class

  • @artbock8831
    @artbock8831 3 года назад +3

    "You're not gonna need a cloud in the sky to be dancing in puddles"- damn I need that effect

  • @Nadialatchan
    @Nadialatchan 4 года назад +73

    Captain sauce :what happens if you date a Karen
    Everyone:Nooooooooooooo!!!

    • @obamaminion418
      @obamaminion418 4 года назад +6

      You became the very thing you swore to destroy

    • @smichel869
      @smichel869 4 года назад

      Razor Claw
      Yes

  • @blxy3566
    @blxy3566 4 года назад +212

    What if you dated a Karen?
    Pro tip: You shouldn't

  • @catlifepr8169
    @catlifepr8169 4 года назад +24

    New captainsauce vid
    Everyone:stops what there doing

  • @rad_quail
    @rad_quail 4 года назад +33

    Everyone: the Henry stickman collection
    Captainsauce: Karen simulator

  • @xueyaogao3732
    @xueyaogao3732 4 года назад +55

    “Have you dated a Karen”
    I can’t even talk to a girl!

  • @jackdaman9542
    @jackdaman9542 4 года назад +7

    Cap: finds money when rabbit poops
    Also cap: I can get more money by taking my Rabbit to poop than working
    Rabbit: yes you can

  • @that1gamer968
    @that1gamer968 4 года назад +2

    Lol I love how he went I think thats gunna be it for this episode of Karen simula- No, Speak to the Manager XD

  • @sorenjedi
    @sorenjedi 4 года назад +55

    10:01 he used the nugget voice!!!!!!!!!!

  • @50puft
    @50puft 4 года назад +2

    2:46 They are being impatient in sync

  • @ainonorrisdottir466
    @ainonorrisdottir466 4 года назад +3

    The sims building music is oure perfection 😂✌🏼 good one Cap!

  • @gt_beltran42
    @gt_beltran42 4 года назад +2

    8:11 you’ve clearly never had a pet before

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 4 года назад +9

    Cap said in another video he played Witcher 3 a dozen times. I wonder if he’ll play Cyberpunk? Definitely not on the channel, but maybe just on his own time

    • @EeniThesian66
      @EeniThesian66 4 года назад

      I believe he did say on twitter he MIGHT play Cyberpunk but I would think he'll do it on his own time.

  • @MoMan08
    @MoMan08 4 года назад +2

    Cap: Sees someone named charlie
    Also Cap: Can I call you Chuck?

  • @gio...3767
    @gio...3767 4 года назад +20

    "I could've just bought a pound of carrots and fall out of Peter Contails fuzzy a**s."
    Captainsauce 2020

  • @zenphnlikesmen
    @zenphnlikesmen 4 года назад +1

    Someone who’s called Charles or Charlie:*Exists*
    Captainsauce:YOU ARE NOW CHUCK AND ONLY CHUCK AND NO YOU DON’T HAVE A CHOICE

  • @heartlessregardless3772
    @heartlessregardless3772 4 года назад +11

    Keep up the great, funny, incredible content that always keeps me entertained even when I am sick.

  • @undertalegamer8571
    @undertalegamer8571 4 года назад +2

    Charlie, you're lucky to have the same name as the best pilot with the greatest plan in all of stickman history.

  • @jacobmiguelbalcos1163
    @jacobmiguelbalcos1163 4 года назад +5

    I guess it would rain promotions
    Captainsauce - 2020

  • @jiannamurray4809
    @jiannamurray4809 4 года назад +3

    Mr me: **receives things from a inappropriate web**
    Cap: first time?

  • @eudemonix8497
    @eudemonix8497 4 года назад +4

    Sauce: puts the woooooow edit in a video
    Me: *Loads Shotgun with Religious Intent*

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 4 года назад +1

    1:18 Trying to understand Doomguy's motives and backstory like

  • @alertwhisper5180
    @alertwhisper5180 4 года назад +3

    When you were cleaning the floor it reminded me of the times of house flipper

  • @Giddyhades
    @Giddyhades 4 года назад +2

    Are we just going to question the fact he goes from rain to Nickelback to lobsters just in the intro

  • @philipo.9314
    @philipo.9314 4 года назад +3

    If Cap is gonna start playing VR games again he should get back on Gorn.

  • @tdbottime6792
    @tdbottime6792 3 года назад +1

    7:36 thought he got the same white brick walls but fully covered in blood for a split second

  • @maialeisz9969
    @maialeisz9969 4 года назад +47

    *6 views and 468 likes*
    RUclips: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @trippyonshrooms2789
    @trippyonshrooms2789 4 года назад +2

    "How did we go from crack den to crime scene!?!"--Captainsauce 2020
    Well if things go south anything can turn into a crime scene

  • @realdominator9788
    @realdominator9788 4 года назад +5

    Does he know there’s an real game called Karen simulator.

  • @sarahday4167
    @sarahday4167 3 года назад

    Cap: can I call the chuck
    Me: there is only one chuck and his from the Henry Stickmin Collection

  • @Mr_Rykes
    @Mr_Rykes 4 года назад +13

    Wait, doesn’t Tom cruise do his own stunts?

    • @timmychild2484
      @timmychild2484 4 года назад

      he is Tom Cruise, can't you see his perfect body?

    • @timmychild2484
      @timmychild2484 4 года назад

      no homo

    • @Mr_Rykes
      @Mr_Rykes 4 года назад

      Oooooohhhh... that makes sense.

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles 4 года назад +1

    You can buy new furniture for your house and TURN AROUND in your apartment.

  • @ShockerOmega
    @ShockerOmega 4 года назад +8

    That’s the shortest title I think I’ve seen on one of your vids

  • @cathygrandstaff1957
    @cathygrandstaff1957 4 года назад

    Well now we know where money comes from, the mint has a bunch of rabbits, lettuce goes in, dollars come out. It explains why money is green.

  • @keenanwaller5951
    @keenanwaller5951 4 года назад +5

    Play the game Grounded after the Henry Stickmin series

  • @markiawillingham3835
    @markiawillingham3835 4 года назад

    I love this channel, the only one that knows how to make a “good snuggle a horse up the ass” joke😂
    Cap will never lose his charm.

  • @Scoop_Cannon
    @Scoop_Cannon 4 года назад +5

    10:00
    Was that his nugget voice?

  • @ss-bf1uh
    @ss-bf1uh 4 года назад

    The way he said the boss Karen dialogue really cracked me up😂😂

  • @rileyy421
    @rileyy421 4 года назад +11

    No one:
    Me when I was the notification: ☝️😌

  • @lokozlols2906
    @lokozlols2906 4 года назад +1

    What cap doesn't realize is that he is is a superhero tomato and that is the reason he gets in these situations

  • @landonishere5163
    @landonishere5163 4 года назад +3

    I clicked faster than James Charles could say hey sisters

  • @bobherobrine3415
    @bobherobrine3415 4 года назад

    4:45 homegirl lookin like a holy knight with a little brother named zeal and a dead father who was from the new generation and couldn't control the demon blood

  • @kazaki87
    @kazaki87 4 года назад +14

    XD

  • @goldenty34_moible94
    @goldenty34_moible94 4 года назад +2

    Please make this a series

  • @LCG_Night
    @LCG_Night 4 года назад +8

    I clicked on this faster than James Charles can say hey sisters

  • @idiotindisguise5382
    @idiotindisguise5382 4 года назад +1

    Every just see a captain sause video and just feel a wave of happiness roll over you

  • @xenoplaysvr7982
    @xenoplaysvr7982 4 года назад +18

    When you're early enough to see the people that say "First".

  • @kimmieczarnecki11
    @kimmieczarnecki11 4 года назад +1

    When he uses the Nugget voice from Kinder garden to make the voice of the guy that has to go to the bathroom! 😂 I love u Sause!!

  • @mischievousperson7519
    @mischievousperson7519 4 года назад +18

    Everyone: FIRST
    Me: second

  • @firespark5528
    @firespark5528 4 года назад +2

    Early for a captain sauce vid, keep on being great

  • @joonlee9474
    @joonlee9474 4 года назад +3

    So there are like 10 people who are saying 1st. So... I guess im 2nd?
    ( this is just a joke I hate people who say 1st )

  • @Milkcore.
    @Milkcore. 4 года назад +1

    Probably isn't called Karen Simulator, because then all those boomer Karens would be like "This is a very offensive app, shut it down, or I'll notify google about it."

  • @s.gamercat3684
    @s.gamercat3684 4 года назад +5

    3rd like YES! (I know it doesn't matter)

  • @milesfreilich968
    @milesfreilich968 Год назад +1

    2:02 that would explain the term "dustbunny".

  • @trevreduncan6351
    @trevreduncan6351 4 года назад +1

    It amazing I been watching him every day for the past year and I still look forward to every new video I love u Cap

  • @residentnoodler9123
    @residentnoodler9123 3 года назад

    I like how he threatens the rabbit by feeding it extra the next day

  • @theogbaka9588
    @theogbaka9588 4 года назад +1

    i've watch this youtuber from 400 subs and i never said before he is one of the funniest youtubers i ever watched

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 4 года назад

    That bunny sort of looks a little like my actual rabbit, but his poop makes me no money at all. Dammit. Freeloader. 😂 I’m glad you returned to this game. This was hilarious. I still don’t quite get it, but frankly that’s half the fun. Lol.

  • @borkedboards5639
    @borkedboards5639 4 года назад +1

    I love that he uses the Cindy voice for the Karen's.

  • @vadie9477
    @vadie9477 4 года назад

    For adding the Sims Buy Mode song while you bought stuff for your apartment, you sir, get an A+

  • @foxmellow5618
    @foxmellow5618 4 года назад +1

    Love it when he says Karen

  • @cookier995
    @cookier995 4 года назад +1

    Cap thank you for existing

  • @Boi5219
    @Boi5219 4 года назад +1

    Dude no wonder that house was so expensive it must cost a fortune to even see poop shack inc. let alone live in it

  • @shifty5954
    @shifty5954 4 года назад

    Captain Sauce is one of the funniest youtubers I have subscribed too

  • @somkhandagumbi
    @somkhandagumbi 4 года назад

    What’s funny about this is that there actually is a Karen simulator

  • @kiraworthington
    @kiraworthington 4 года назад

    So rough week got to say seeing you vids help keep me sane on bad days thanks

  • @niohdaniels
    @niohdaniels 3 года назад

    When You ask the teacher if you can use the restroom: 8:10

  • @user-me5fh3yu1j
    @user-me5fh3yu1j 4 года назад

    They can't call it speak to the manager because there's a different game called Karen simulator in which you actually play as Karen.

  • @fchef8370
    @fchef8370 4 года назад

    This title is the scariest thing I have seen from this channel. Through all the horror games.

  • @fionnarose1380
    @fionnarose1380 4 года назад

    In fact Cap, there actually is a Karen Simulator now where you play as a wild Karen in the urban jungle. GrayStillPlays played it. So no. This is not a Karen Simulator. It's a "Dealing-With-Several-Karens Simulator"

  • @rad_quail
    @rad_quail 4 года назад +1

    Games are wired when you question if bunnies exist

  • @funkysunky904
    @funkysunky904 4 года назад +1

    _Oh no, he’s done it again, he’s awakened the Karen’s.........._
    *Where all dead*
    3:16 _we can see through his shirt, so does he just have shoulder pads on......_
    *so that’s why he gets all the Karen’s*

  • @ethand764
    @ethand764 4 года назад +2

    Hey you should play hey girl it’s just like this stupid funny has a robot takeover it’s great

  • @raymondwiggins354
    @raymondwiggins354 4 года назад

    Here is a challenge for tabs:
    Make a bunch of cupids(enemy team)
    fight a reaper, and behind the reaper have skeleton warriors, fire archers, peasants, squires, and/or a quick draw(your team)
    It's pretty cool what happens. It could even be in the intro part.
    Spoilers:
    the challenge is called "betrayal"

  • @itzgabeok7406
    @itzgabeok7406 4 года назад +1

    Captain sauce is super hahaha funny and he is a great RUclipsr I rate him 1000000000/10

  • @WooperGamerYT
    @WooperGamerYT 4 года назад

    8:19
    This is one of the funniest things on this channel

  • @xStarry_Melonx
    @xStarry_Melonx 4 года назад +1

    5:05
    *C H A R L E S ! ! !*

  • @alienromance2549
    @alienromance2549 3 года назад +1

    Cap, 9 months ago: I would love to play this again
    Me, still waiting for episode 3: great!

  • @rainbowcattail3367
    @rainbowcattail3367 4 года назад

    "Charlie uh- Chuck, can I call you chuck?"
    He says to a person in a video game

  • @mikenzieogburn8813
    @mikenzieogburn8813 4 года назад

    I love the sims sounding buying screen!

  • @stickmation6651
    @stickmation6651 4 года назад +1

    Sauce can make anything a sexual joke.

  • @evanammer6337
    @evanammer6337 4 года назад

    My dog just got put down I feel so empty and this made me laught thankyou captain sauce thanks

  • @friendly_snuck.2503
    @friendly_snuck.2503 4 года назад

    I think I would implode just talking to the Karen-

  • @toasterbath5285
    @toasterbath5285 4 года назад

    My screen froze when captian was pointing a finger at a Karen and it looked like his finger was coming out of his mouth

  • @Doinkees
    @Doinkees 4 года назад

    it was worth staying up to 3 am to watch this

  • @jenbrucesargeant1343
    @jenbrucesargeant1343 2 года назад +1

    8:13 Well I think some animals do poop everyday.

  • @coolguyxvi9283
    @coolguyxvi9283 4 года назад

    in henry sickman collection there is a secret ending to it all but first you have to get all the endings and all the fails and then it has something to do with the multi verse imbalance thing

  • @k.j.2603
    @k.j.2603 4 года назад +1

    Remember kids rabbit poo is a sphere not a curly turd

  • @MiamiManNPC
    @MiamiManNPC 4 года назад +1

    Cap: says charles
    The fan base: OMG CHARLES AHHHHH

  • @LCG_Night
    @LCG_Night 4 года назад +1

    Love you Captiansauce

  • @tankbuilder9618
    @tankbuilder9618 4 года назад

    Ok sooooo captain sauce is my fav RUclipsd thanks for the everyday content man it’s the best :)

  • @enchanter5188
    @enchanter5188 4 года назад +1

    Cap your my idle please keep doing what your doing