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Breaking Bad - Minisode 5 (2009) VOSTFR - The Break-In

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  • Опубликовано: 19 июн 2010

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  • @autoloon
    @autoloon 11 лет назад +4397

    "HEY HEISENBERG, WHAT'S UP MAN?"
    gotta love Badger

    • @xxplosive_
      @xxplosive_ 4 года назад +45

      Best part of the video 😂

    • @sh0ts420
      @sh0ts420 2 года назад +12

      funny to this day

    • @zlarb
      @zlarb 2 года назад +43

      "THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

    • @dontcare5998
      @dontcare5998 2 года назад +14

      He then calls him Heseinberg again when he gets the key

    • @robertwild9447
      @robertwild9447 2 года назад +21

      I wonder how Badger would feel if he knew Walt legitimately considered having him shanked after he was arrested 😂

  • @Lusin333
    @Lusin333 10 лет назад +2632

    I love it when Walter gets paired with someone dumb. It's so hilarious!

  • @Cerberusballs
    @Cerberusballs 7 лет назад +2354

    Walter. In that homemade balaclava. While still wearing his glasses. I just can't.

    • @Defeft
      @Defeft 4 года назад +57

      You can't what? Well... We're waiting.

    • @hiduck8247
      @hiduck8247 4 года назад +32

      @@Defeft Yep, waiting right here.

    • @strats007stts8
      @strats007stts8 4 года назад +10

      Defeft He can't take it seriously and laughs at it

    • @hiduck8247
      @hiduck8247 4 года назад +36

      @@strats007stts8 No. He has to be the one to say it

    • @micahnewman
      @micahnewman 4 года назад +14

      @@Defeft Literally just can't. What's hard to understand about that?

  • @taylorgang221000
    @taylorgang221000 9 лет назад +4523

    I wish there were more badger and Walter scenes. Really funny together. Kinda like early Walt and Jesse before Walt ruined his life.

    • @nickg1307
      @nickg1307 3 года назад +45

      Walt didnt ruin his life, you could say it was the other way around. He probably wouldn't have been able to get into that world if it wasn't for Jesse.

    • @taylorgang221000
      @taylorgang221000 3 года назад +256

      @@nickg1307 that world left him almost a dead meth cooking slave that now has to live under a stolen identity with no loved ones and he has to constantly look over his shoulders for the rest of his life. i’d say that’s ruined

    • @MrFlash546
      @MrFlash546 3 года назад +16

      Jesse didn’t have to go along with it. He was making his own decisions.

    • @MLennholm
      @MLennholm 3 года назад +125

      @@MrFlash546 Yes he did. Walt blackmailed Jesse into cooking with him in the pilot episode.

    • @MrFlash546
      @MrFlash546 3 года назад +20

      @@MLennholm sure but that was only good up until their first cook. He would’ve left right after if that was really the only thing holding him.

  • @AQGOAT24
    @AQGOAT24 12 лет назад +797

    "Why would I set my own car on fire?"- Oh Walt.

  • @Rorschach003
    @Rorschach003 3 года назад +1697

    I love how Walt's ski-mask is really just a beanie he cut holes in

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 3 года назад +117

      With the fuzzy little ball on top 😂😂😂

    • @IamSuperEffective
      @IamSuperEffective 2 года назад +22

      Nah it's the new season CP Company goggle hat. Heisenberg is drippy af

    • @mikefine619
      @mikefine619 2 года назад +8

      They actually made the mask for the show

  • @pinkvitz7208
    @pinkvitz7208 4 года назад +974

    "Unless your Nana's vacuum cleaner has 47,000 dollars in it."
    "I don't think so.. Is that where old people keep their money??"
    "Just shut up!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Pellerin1031
    @Pellerin1031 2 года назад +504

    Hearing Walter White say "What happened to your Jedi skills?" is something I didn't know I needed.

    • @shinyagumon7015
      @shinyagumon7015 Год назад +22

      So funny since Giancarlo Esposito thr guy who plays Gus is now in Star Wars.
      Bryan Cranston should totally play a character too.

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr Год назад +10

      @@shinyagumon7015 I mean that's not really funny, just a very minor coincidence, if you can even call it that.

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@John-sr2hrwho invited the buzzkill

  • @conflictbrooks
    @conflictbrooks 10 месяцев назад +63

    Season 5 Walt would've agreed to just beat the old woman up.

  • @orionion
    @orionion 2 года назад +223

    When Walter goes " What? You didn't bring a lockpick?" that condescending look of paternal disappointment on his face shows even with the mask on

  • @Rosaurum
    @Rosaurum Год назад +28

    "walt, you're the smartest guy i ever met... yet you were too stupid to see... if the key was under the welcome mat."

  • @dreads9536
    @dreads9536 4 года назад +1322

    I love how Relaxed Matt's acting is here. like he knew it wasn't a serious scene. He starts laughing at the lock pick up the ass line and is just having a laugh the rest of the scene. At 4:19 he straight up laughs to the film crew. So chill

    • @liamm8238
      @liamm8238 3 года назад +32

      Please change your profile picture

    • @dreads9536
      @dreads9536 3 года назад +3

      @@patrickrogers4697 Ha. Made you turn off your dark mode to find out what my picture was. Bitch.

    • @patrickrogers4697
      @patrickrogers4697 3 года назад +10

      @@dreads9536 my guy that doesn't even make sense I can still see that it's a hair on dark mode but it has a white background so I can tell its a profile picture and not hair on my phone.
      Bitch.

    • @alexandersmusic2560
      @alexandersmusic2560 3 года назад +2

      ur pp made me think there was a hair on my screen

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 3 года назад +2

      The fuck is this comment thread

  • @joeywildman1100
    @joeywildman1100 7 лет назад +1075

    How is it after years of watching breaking bad I've only discovered these now

    • @yvonnegougelet
      @yvonnegougelet 4 года назад +8

      Same

    • @thomasdavies9449
      @thomasdavies9449 4 года назад +11

      How is it after 7 years of watching breaking bad I'm only finding these now

    • @apeachonahill8059
      @apeachonahill8059 4 года назад +7

      How is it that only seems to be me that even watched these as they came out, where the fuck were you all😂

    • @brentweddington8912
      @brentweddington8912 3 года назад +1

      Same!

    • @LBizKid04
      @LBizKid04 3 года назад +2

      Me too, today!

  • @ParadiseC1ty
    @ParadiseC1ty 10 лет назад +342

    "Just go knock at the door, and when she opens I just pop on her face" hahahaha

  • @thomasramsey6642
    @thomasramsey6642 9 лет назад +1092

    This one is hands down the best of all the mini's.

  • @Ani0227
    @Ani0227 11 лет назад +826

    lmfao these two shouldve had more scenes together. Borderline genius trying to reason with the outrageously dumb.
    As well as Skyler and jesse. they were wonderfully awkward with each other in their scenes. The scabby cheese jesse wouldnt shut up about. lmfao

    • @GiantsFan1734
      @GiantsFan1734 3 года назад +15

      I wouldn’t say Walter is a borderline genius, the guys a definite genius.

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr Год назад +23

      I always wanted Skyler to hang around Jessie more so she could realize that he wasn't just a degenerate junkie piece of shit and was actually a pretty good person

    • @Gameboy-Unboxings
      @Gameboy-Unboxings Год назад

      ​@@John-sr2hr a rat is a pretty good person?

    • @abysssun4979
      @abysssun4979 11 месяцев назад

      @@Gameboy-Unboxingsyeah, it means he's preventing murders and crimes from being committed, you antiquated fucking loser

    • @dominickpissegga2128
      @dominickpissegga2128 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@Gameboy-Unboxings wow mr "Gameboy-Unboxings" Im sure you've had to cap your fair share of "rats" in your time on the streets, huh? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Metrallata
    @Metrallata 10 лет назад +168

    i lost it when badger says he can chloridate her with the chlorine.

  • @xxplosive_
    @xxplosive_ 4 года назад +172

    Walts face when badger asked if he had a lockpick 😂

    • @ben1111187
      @ben1111187 4 года назад +9

      Christian Uribe How did you see his face?

    • @xxplosive_
      @xxplosive_ 4 года назад +12

      @@ben1111187 you can clearly see his mouth wide open (kind of like when jesse uses the last of there water instead of the fire extinguisher on that one scene where they go to the desert and cook) 😂

    • @asterperson7045
      @asterperson7045 Год назад +9

      @@ben1111187 his condescending attitude towards him could be seen through 4 inches of solid steel

  • @AbbyMireene
    @AbbyMireene 12 лет назад +134

    XD This is like watching good Breaking Bad fanfiction in video form.

  • @brendonsmith3080
    @brendonsmith3080 Год назад +38

    So Walter really left $47K in a vacuum cleaner and somehow Badger is the idiot?🤨😂

  • @santaworksforsatan
    @santaworksforsatan 10 лет назад +113

    Badger is pure gold in this. Badger, Combo and Skinny Pete deserve a minisode series.

    • @benmichael4265
      @benmichael4265 8 месяцев назад +3

      You remembered Combo. Good on you

  • @GTFOIMAO
    @GTFOIMAO 8 лет назад +304

    "Who goes to jail for three weeks?" this is good. Never knew you guys made this, im thankful to find em

  • @jerimiahcork
    @jerimiahcork 4 года назад +118

    Wish this had been the actual plot of an episode

  • @ArnarJin
    @ArnarJin 4 года назад +115

    3:58 as a chemistry student , this is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time

  • @ammash3000
    @ammash3000 10 лет назад +235

    this seems like something hal would do...

    • @typalmer6850
      @typalmer6850 9 лет назад +25

      It's almost......... Suspicious..........

    • @dragom2009
      @dragom2009 4 года назад +2

      You do know Dewey eventuellt became hiesenberg?

    • @jobrakai9395
      @jobrakai9395 3 года назад +1

      Who’s Hal?

    • @jbs.wrld1
      @jbs.wrld1 Год назад

      @@jobrakai9395 :( you really don't know?

  • @SaulGoodman-w2x
    @SaulGoodman-w2x 9 лет назад +660

    -So your thinking was... that I...
    -Mhm
    -...would have a lockpick... up my ass...
    I have absolutely no idea how they managed to keep straight faces. Actually, Badger breaks for a bit.

    • @flauwegeit
      @flauwegeit 6 лет назад +31

      I die everytime I watch this, too funny

    • @thomasbrown938
      @thomasbrown938 4 года назад +45

      Yeah he breaks pretty bad

    • @ballista7367
      @ballista7367 3 года назад +1

      I'm so fucking mad I read this seconds before Walt said it

  • @Fruitbydafooty
    @Fruitbydafooty Год назад +37

    The dynamic between Walter and Badger would make an excellent comedy show

  • @htasul
    @htasul 4 года назад +114

    Walt and Badger is an unexpectedly wonderful pairing lol

  • @deadcore7243
    @deadcore7243 Год назад +22

    Imagining an alternate universe where instead of Jessie we got badger as Walt’s partner instead

  • @jerrythepotato1919
    @jerrythepotato1919 11 лет назад +762

    "NO, YOU MEAN CHLOROFORM, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE CHLOROFORM OUT OF CHLORINE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU"
    omg i'm dying

    • @micahnewman
      @micahnewman 4 года назад +27

      Dude, you're like MacGyver, though...

    • @Lilferiby
      @Lilferiby 3 года назад +20

      Well, you can (it's one method of how it's synthesised industrially; from methane and chlorine) but they'd probably need access to Gus's lab for that (as you need to heat to +500 °C, and PPE to not gas yourself in the process, hah).
      But if he's specifically referring to Badger when he says "you can't make chloroform..." then he's absolutely right, hah.

    • @jobrakai9395
      @jobrakai9395 3 года назад +5

      cHlOrOdAte HeR

  • @TerryB751
    @TerryB751 4 года назад +70

    It's amazing they had time back in the day to make all these minisodes.

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 Год назад +4

      I agree! But it probably took about as long as the video itself was to make it

  • @ONCEbittenTWICEshyshyshy
    @ONCEbittenTWICEshyshyshy 7 лет назад +69

    "why would I set my own car on FIRE?!"... cracks me up everytime 😂😂😂

  • @jaycutler1407
    @jaycutler1407 4 года назад +158

    The fact that Walter sounded so serious when he said “So your thinking was that I would have a lock pick up up my ass” makes it even funnier

  • @pyro80
    @pyro80 11 лет назад +108

    I wish we'd see more scenes of Walt interacting with Jesse´s crew.

  • @Ram-2112
    @Ram-2112 4 года назад +56

    Jesse must have told Badger some of the crazy things he and Walt had done together at that point in time. Badger trying to impress him lol

  • @erikburr7255
    @erikburr7255 10 лет назад +129

    Even if you haven't seen BB, this is still amazing.

  • @flightofthebumblebee9529
    @flightofthebumblebee9529 4 года назад +268

    This scene is pure gold. I also love how Badger and Skinny Pete got to appear in the series finale as well as the movie and likely will appear in the final season of BCS.

    • @upthevilla4281
      @upthevilla4281 2 года назад +19

      Skinny Pete has confirmed he will not appear in the final season of BCS

    • @ozbej5988
      @ozbej5988 2 года назад +1

      @@upthevilla4281 where

    • @soylentcompany5235
      @soylentcompany5235 2 года назад +1

      @@upthevilla4281 : (

    • @kingcrustytut7544
      @kingcrustytut7544 Год назад +12

      neither were in BCS sadly

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@ozbej5988 his mouth

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 Год назад +19

    God it's so perfect how he belittles Badger but he didn't even check under the mat for a key

  • @desaturated-firefox
    @desaturated-firefox Год назад +14

    Love it. Walt being smart but without common sense, Badger dumb as bricks but street-smart. The comedy writes itself.

  • @wendyc1902
    @wendyc1902 4 года назад +51

    "Is that where old people keep their money?"
    😂😂😂

  • @clarabow9543
    @clarabow9543 12 лет назад +32

    i hated badger at first but he grew on me, every character on the show is so unique and great!

  • @Folkmoot
    @Folkmoot 4 года назад +76

    "Bogdan. He's got a lockpick up his butt."

    • @RossMonster
      @RossMonster 4 года назад +7

      I appreciate this reference.

    • @bobob9969
      @bobob9969 Год назад

      This made me laugh more than it should have

  • @elchugilito
    @elchugilito 2 года назад +12

    I love how Walt gets so quietly frustrated lol. Just so satisfying

  • @caesarstrings
    @caesarstrings Год назад +19

    This was the moment Walt realized how much worse he could do than Jesse 😂

  • @jeremydewitte6912
    @jeremydewitte6912 3 года назад +13

    “we could set your car on fire as a distraction, I’ll beat her up, knock her out” LMAO

  • @estefaniacoronel7833
    @estefaniacoronel7833 10 лет назад +52

    Badger is a genius.

  • @macrons593
    @macrons593 5 месяцев назад +4

    "I don't want your Nana's vacuum cleaner. I want my vacuum cleaner! Unless your Nana's vacuum cleaner has 47 thousand dollars in it!"
    This line, said by Walt, in that stupid balaclava, in dead seriousness, is fucking hilarious to me

  • @BobRoss-wm3lc
    @BobRoss-wm3lc 4 месяца назад +3

    It took me a minute to realize how hilarious it is that Walt kept his glasses over the mask 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thanhnamduong6277
    @thanhnamduong6277 4 года назад +14

    4:06 That "WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!" is so Walt, so fuckin priceless lol

  • @emjay2d
    @emjay2d 10 лет назад +43

    lmaoooooo this might be the best minisode ive seen so far !

  • @florianmaslofski
    @florianmaslofski 9 лет назад +21

    came to open the door. opened the door. 10/10

  • @extenebrislux
    @extenebrislux 9 лет назад +108

    LOL Badger cracks me up! xD

    • @stylershiner8586
      @stylershiner8586 9 лет назад

      what the fuck is that for a webisode. they only speak and doesn't make anything. i can only german and that fucking webisode is fucking shit. that is a break-in, and they only do speak and doesn't break in this motherfucking house... omg

    • @HughLlewellyn
      @HughLlewellyn 9 лет назад +1

      "You're welcome." Ahahaha
      So funny. :)

    • @HughLlewellyn
      @HughLlewellyn 9 лет назад +8

      Rap Fast
      Are you seriously bitching that they were speaking English in an American tv show? Well how very RUDE OF THEM! ;)

  • @GiantsFan1734
    @GiantsFan1734 3 года назад +16

    “So your thinking was... that I.... would have a lock pick.... up my ass... is that right?”
    Omg😂😂

  • @viciousLUA
    @viciousLUA 4 года назад +48

    How did I just discover this now! After so many years passed... and I was literally crying with laughter. This was way too fucking hilarious!!

    • @isaiah3127
      @isaiah3127 Год назад +1

      I just discovered this from a short

  • @bajabret60
    @bajabret60 10 лет назад +12

    Walt calls Badger: "You're never gonna see the old lady again!"

  • @mikeridgland4783
    @mikeridgland4783 4 года назад +17

    “YOU CANT CHLOROFORM WITH CHLORINE WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU!!!”

  • @Ultrox007
    @Ultrox007 8 лет назад +56

    "You don't make chloroform out of chlorine, what is wrong with you?!"
    ...Thinking the same thing.

  • @jkorshak
    @jkorshak 4 года назад +13

    Badger and Skinny Pete are the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of BB - except they survive somehow.

  • @ciaranmcguinness8900
    @ciaranmcguinness8900 3 года назад +11

    These are so good, why have I only just found the existence of them

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 3 года назад +1

      Same. My head is spinning 😵😵😵

  • @babynyxe4784
    @babynyxe4784 2 года назад +6

    The way he just calls him Heisenburg is cute lmao

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 2 года назад +60

    How did Badger survive the entire series!?!

    • @EditedAF987
      @EditedAF987 Год назад +28

      He wasn’t all that involved in the main plot. He was just on the sidelines, outside anyone’s radar.

    • @Wakeupnpcs
      @Wakeupnpcs Год назад +7

      @@EditedAF987 Being the side character is the only way to survive the show

    • @Wakeupnpcs
      @Wakeupnpcs Год назад

      Sometimes

    • @souljamarx
      @souljamarx Год назад +1

      @@Wakeupnpcsnot Combo

    • @thenamesianna
      @thenamesianna Год назад

      Luck

  • @InverseFlash
    @InverseFlash Год назад +6

    Bryan Cranston makes this feel like an actual scene

  • @joshuabookey159
    @joshuabookey159 12 лет назад +13

    Badger's gettin' the job done!

  • @coachmcguirk6297
    @coachmcguirk6297 Год назад +3

    Walts lit people's cars on fire for less.

  • @louise_534
    @louise_534 3 года назад +5

    YOU CAN SEE MATT TRYING NOT TO LAUGH LMAO

  • @rockrenegade
    @rockrenegade Год назад +3

    It’s a minisode, so the theme song is a shorter or “mini” version of the Breaking Bad theme.
    Bravo Vince…

  • @rigorrmortis5983
    @rigorrmortis5983 4 года назад +9

    Wish they would of put this in an actual episode its fukin gold 🤣🤣🤣 that's the beauty of Bryan Cranston he can go from Comedy to Serious at anytime one of the greatest actors of all time

  • @hmk5123
    @hmk5123 8 месяцев назад +2

    Badger may not be smart, but he has common sense. Walt doesn't have common sense, but he is smart.

  • @americossack3870
    @americossack3870 2 года назад +6

    I want to believe this is canon

  • @newgwg
    @newgwg Год назад +3

    I like how badger is so happy from finding the key that he looks at the camera 😂

  • @runnn783
    @runnn783 2 года назад +3

    The moment Walt becomes the riddler

  • @zaydajonez
    @zaydajonez 4 года назад +10

    😂😂😂😂 these minisodes are GEMS!!

  • @thedoctor2871
    @thedoctor2871 2 года назад +3

    I love that they made these minisodes for fun.

  • @StarryCel25
    @StarryCel25 4 года назад +4

    I watched this show back when it was on but I never heard of these minisodes or whatever. I took quarantine 2020 to rewatch the show and then find these...so much fun lol

  • @SwegDawgs
    @SwegDawgs 3 года назад +3

    This has a positive message about home security

  • @GabrielGarcia-bk7qc
    @GabrielGarcia-bk7qc 3 года назад +5

    Season 5 Walt would've killed the old lady.

  • @robin961000
    @robin961000 4 года назад +5

    I didn’t even realize bb had mini episodes wtf! This is awesome

  • @ChknNouget
    @ChknNouget 11 лет назад +13

    Walter: You're the lockpick master and you think I have a lockpick up MY ass? You think that of me? No. I am the one who KNOCKS!

    • @mikegleghorn5437
      @mikegleghorn5437 4 года назад

      ...the one who knocks on Badger's sphincter?

    • @bobob9969
      @bobob9969 Год назад

      @@mikegleghorn5437 on the door, but good point

  • @esan7807
    @esan7807 10 лет назад +8

    as an X Files fan i find this AWESOME!

  • @TechnologicallyTechnical
    @TechnologicallyTechnical 7 лет назад +5

    "That's chloroform! You can't make chloroform out of chlorine, what the hell's wrong with you?!

  • @Bishop985
    @Bishop985 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is awesome

  • @juancano3793
    @juancano3793 Месяц назад

    These minisodes really do bring out how breaking bad started out as a dark comedy

  • @glowchips7386
    @glowchips7386 Месяц назад +1

    Who else is finding these 14 years later

  • @roryfehring1045
    @roryfehring1045 Год назад +2

    Holy shit when Badger actually moved the door mat I fucking died

  • @nacenacenace
    @nacenacenace 2 года назад +2

    “Hey Hank riddle me this”

  • @JCKustom13
    @JCKustom13 11 лет назад +3

    This is the funnest minisode, thus far.

  • @accountemail9712
    @accountemail9712 3 года назад

    Dude, these are solid

  • @CP-ho2wj
    @CP-ho2wj Год назад

    Omg this is great!

  • @luigiymario2xd
    @luigiymario2xd 2 года назад +2

    3:11 it's kinda your fault Walt for not bringing a lockpick when you're trynna get inside someone's home so that's on you lmao

  • @fatalhazardous
    @fatalhazardous 9 лет назад

    pmsl best minisode ever!! x'D

  • @silkroad1201
    @silkroad1201 2 года назад +3

    11 years later and I just found out the minisodes are a thing

  • @BiLLz66614
    @BiLLz66614 2 года назад +1

    One river dance and badger went down as one of the best characters ever in history.

  • @lucianocianciulli6973
    @lucianocianciulli6973 Год назад +1

    I like to think things like this happened on the regular in between episodes

  • @cartier0373
    @cartier0373 4 года назад

    THIS IS GOLD

  • @mrTacroy
    @mrTacroy 11 лет назад +5

    "I bet she's slow as shieeeet"

  • @ronaksaxena8913
    @ronaksaxena8913 Год назад +2

    The best episode.
    Imdb : 10/10

  • @itsGTAtv
    @itsGTAtv 11 лет назад

    in my opinion the best minisode so far

  • @Lephoenix390.
    @Lephoenix390. Год назад +1

    3:05 ayaaaa!! Issouuu!!

  • @shermstyle180db
    @shermstyle180db 3 года назад

    This was awesome! Reminds me of no particular dialog between Spongebob and Squidward.

  • @vaszka44
    @vaszka44 13 лет назад

    Love it!