I love how he's overexaggeratedly swinging the dinky little hammer and how she gradually gets more and more impatient as it keeps going, and going, and going
@@ScarfKatwell yeah, really obscure games don’t tend to have speedrunning scenes big enough to do the kind of videos he does on them. (Plus, idk if I’d call ninja gaiden or contra “mainstream”…)
@@liamsgreatbitgaming Not true at all actually. Some of the most interesting speedrun communities are the obscure ones. Sonic 06 for example has a fascinating speedrun history. And why not use the large platform he has to highlight smaller communities like that? The dude only targets obvious choices that will get views. Like, look at just how many of his videos are about Mario games, nearly every video is Mario or Nintendo related lol. Even something less obscure like Half-Life would have tons to talk about, but he only goes after the easiest clicks. It sucks.
@@liamsgreatbitgaming Oh he actually did a Half-Life one then? Ok that's neat. I guess he ran out of Mario games. :P And yeah Sonic '06 *the game* isn't obscure, but the speedrunning side of it certainly is lol
A muscular anthro moose blacksmith wearing only a midriff jacket and loincloth, making questionable grunting noises as he smiths for a prolonged period of time....I'm sold, I want this game
I mean its literally meant to replicate Zelda CDI, with the characters dissappearing and the background remaining the exact same. So idk how they couldnt be ytp fans
i mean, one of the artists is literally walrusguy. and then you have vinny as one of the characters. its very easy to pinpoint that these guys are ytp fans, ytp creators, or both.
Aside from finding the cutscene itself funny, I also love the idea that this is the only cutscene that would have to be watched in its entirety during a 100% speedrun. Just a mandatory minute-long stretch break near the end of the run.
The best part is that you can't even skip it on subsequent playthroughs, and this comes just before a very useful optional item. Every time, you have to watch one minute of moose man smithing noises.
He really went _hard_ at work on that sword and now it is _glistening_ and _throbbing_ with power. Truly, the _seeds_ of this good deed will be felt _deep_ and througout the land.
I love how someone actually took the time to make a spiritual successor to _The Wand of Gamelon_ that perfectly captures the spirit of the original cutscene animations without feeling forced at all.
Arzette only has about four facial expressions in this entire scene, but the timing of the transitions between them is so flawlessly executed that it makes this one of the funniest things I've seen in quite a while.
Oftentimes putting in the effort to make a good product and failing is more endearing than making something safe and guaranteed to sell. Zelda CDi, Sailor Moon, Sonic Unleashed, literally every mega man game released after the PlayStation 1 died, the Pixels movie and Jim Carrey Grinch. "So bad it's good"
@@CassiusStelar Sailor Moon? What? How did one of the most popular mangas and animes of all time fail? And did you just call Mega Man Zero and ZX bad? You're just speaking complete nonsense.
Give him chains and oil and he says "It's time to have some fun! May I?" Followed by LOTS of enthusiastic grunting. Hmm. I wonder why that particular wording was chosen.
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Best of The Choicest Voice](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SB9Cpjd7PxI/mqdefault.jpg)
Ah, the classic comedy bit of "keep it going longer than necessary until it loops around from being unfunny to funny again"
Tim Robinson's career
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Especially the subtle pauses
"That voiceline sure sounds sexual"
"Haha yeah what if we make this the only unskippable 1 minute cutscene"
And that's how funniness happens
"Sure, why not? It worked in Ocarina of Time!"
Someome would isolate that audio and use it on some ytps, I swear.
@@Mordecai02It's almost as if you were not supposed to use the fairies. It was discouraging
I read that as "furriness", which is quite the cause for concern.
@@JDLupus"It's time to have some fun"
If Peter Griffin got into blacksmithing this would be the cutaway gag
Except this one is funny because it just stands out.
hey Lois remember that time i was a blacksmith?
" holy f ck I'm coming! " Peter Griffin once said
You think THATS bad?! Remember the time I-
Unlikely. Modern Family Guy wouldn't cut away to the other person, and if they did, they wouldn't animate them at all.
This is the one cutscene in the game that you cannot skip. I love video games so much
Why would you ever skip a cutscene in this game anyway? I imagine everyone bought this game just for the cutscenes.
Especially when games have dirty jokes in it
but how will this affect this game’s speedrun meta…
@@SaintLesbian Well it’s simple it probably won’t
@@SaintLesbian the true meta is to not ask speedrunners about anything ever
The fact you can't skip this makes it so uncomfortable.
You mean "Magical"
Enjoy the dirty joke
Does it usually let you skip? If yes, that makes this even better.
@@Chronon88 according to the video no, it doesn’t you have to watch the whole thing
@@Chronon88 Yes, you can skip every other cutscene in the game except this one.
Everyone's making dirty jokes and my first thought was that it was Oblivion damage noises.
"The body's still wa- BAAERRGH !"
I've fought mud- whouh!
Or the old Minecraft damage noise.
What’s the matter? GETTING TIRE- HAUGH!”
I think my favorite damage noise is the Dark Souls 1 male death moan
I love how he's overexaggeratedly swinging the dinky little hammer and how she gradually gets more and more impatient as it keeps going, and going, and going
and going
@@greedygreen8269and going
and going
and going
And going...
SummoningSalt in 3 years: “The sexual Minotaur skip can save an entire minute, as it’s the only cutscene in the game that can’t be skipped through.”
Unfortunately he'd never make a video on this game because it's too interesting. Only the most mainstream of games on that channel, lol
@@ScarfKatwell yeah, really obscure games don’t tend to have speedrunning scenes big enough to do the kind of videos he does on them. (Plus, idk if I’d call ninja gaiden or contra “mainstream”…)
@@liamsgreatbitgaming Not true at all actually. Some of the most interesting speedrun communities are the obscure ones. Sonic 06 for example has a fascinating speedrun history. And why not use the large platform he has to highlight smaller communities like that? The dude only targets obvious choices that will get views. Like, look at just how many of his videos are about Mario games, nearly every video is Mario or Nintendo related lol. Even something less obscure like Half-Life would have tons to talk about, but he only goes after the easiest clicks. It sucks.
@@ScarfKat he did an episode on half-life 2. (Also sonic 06??? Obscure???)
@@liamsgreatbitgaming Oh he actually did a Half-Life one then? Ok that's neat. I guess he ran out of Mario games. :P
And yeah Sonic '06 *the game* isn't obscure, but the speedrunning side of it certainly is lol
Jewel of Faramore when your parents walk in
That makes the unskippability better.
You have to look into your parents'eyes for the entirety of the cutscene if they walk in while this plays
You can't close the game either
@@PancakemonsterFO4REALLY????😭😭😭
some kid's gonna get grounded because of this game 💀💀💀
The voice actor DID somehow come up with a new 'ugh' noise every time!
A muscular anthro moose blacksmith wearing only a midriff jacket and loincloth, making questionable grunting noises as he smiths for a prolonged period of time....I'm sold, I want this game
Me too
"time to have some fun"
*1 minute of unskipable grunting noises
Kinda looks like a Fawn to me
My kind of game 🥰
Moosecles would be Joel's favorite character.
And Hulk Bogan's
@@Thaltas Bulk Bogan*
@Ostrava_Of_Boletaria yo hi ostrava
MMM... YÆYS... IM GETTEENG STRRÖNGEHR
Unskippable pounding
as it should be
From the creators of unskippable scootching-over
He’s pounding on my blade until it explodes (for some reason).
Basically what was waiting for me in the bushes at school
The fact that they committed to that whole bit in the cutscene is just magical XD
Is that an Acara in your pfp? Well met, fellow Neopian
@@Mordecai02Nope, thats just my character who is a panthcore. a manticore/panther hybrid.
You can't skip this for immersion. Arzette had to sit through the entire thing so by gods, so does the player.
Ok, the creators are canonical YTP fans and after this cutscene you can't deny it.
you didnt think they were already when they added King Harkinian as an unlockable in the remasters and also made his ass extra punchy? xD
I mean its literally meant to replicate Zelda CDI, with the characters dissappearing and the background remaining the exact same.
So idk how they couldnt be ytp fans
i like how you say they canonically like ytps like them liking ytps would be considered a headcannon or somethinng if they didnt confirm it
I think the whole "making a Zelda cdi-like" would have clued you in
i mean, one of the artists is literally walrusguy. and then you have vinny as one of the characters. its very easy to pinpoint that these guys are ytp fans, ytp creators, or both.
Aside from finding the cutscene itself funny, I also love the idea that this is the only cutscene that would have to be watched in its entirety during a 100% speedrun. Just a mandatory minute-long stretch break near the end of the run.
A certain audience is very happy with this cutscene
:)
"Amazing! How can I repay you?"
"UGH! AUGH! OOF! UHH!"
explode child
You and me both. Funny af tho
Blacksmithing fetish, a rarity in this day and age.
video game characters when they're poisoned
naww man I laughed even harder cuz of that 😭
I love how every swing is a different facial expression and not just recycled
Who up Jeweling their Faramore
I’ve never seen these words next to eachother
not funny
@@vxcvxmcrposfdsdfulpdfgim think it was a ljtle funny
@@vxcvxmcrposfdsdfulpdfgwhos fanuming their tax in this rather fine day in ohio
@@vxcvxmcrposfdsdfulpdfg Thank you for your input person who's username is keysmashes.
Ah yes the mandatory edging cutscene
Goonsmithing
That just sounds like blueballing yourself
The best part is that you can't even skip it on subsequent playthroughs, and this comes just before a very useful optional item. Every time, you have to watch one minute of moose man smithing noises.
Ita really when he gets winded and starts suffering but rallies his strength and pushes through to continue the gag, for me
They got me at the part where he shakes off the exhaustion to keep the bit going even longer
"just a little longer"
He really went _hard_ at work on that sword and now it is _glistening_ and _throbbing_ with power. Truly, the _seeds_ of this good deed will be felt _deep_ and througout the land.
The world shall tremble and behold centuries of thrusting.
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
*"hard"* *"throbbing"* *"seeds"* *"deep"*
HE EVEN HAD AN AFTERGLOW
God dammit, Now I have to watch it again to verify.
Edit:
Oh god it's true
I love how someone actually took the time to make a spiritual successor to _The Wand of Gamelon_ that perfectly captures the spirit of the original cutscene animations without feeling forced at all.
The cuts back to Arzette getting more and more impatient really sell it
That went both how I expected it and how I didn't expect it
The sheer aggression of the grunts mixing with the tiny dink sound kills me every time.
god i love all the cuts to arzette, the little "hoo" breath she takes is _so real_ lmao
Y'all afraid to moan??? I'll be up in their ear like
based
the fact that his muscled grunting ends with a literal explosive climax, seals the deal.
They knew _EXACTLY_ what people making YTP videos will use those sound clips for.
oh hi ultra
Deaf people: 😊
Blind people:💀
0:38 I love how for a brief second his voice turns into Bullwinkle's.
That was a whole Family Guy segment but with a buff furry uncomfortably grunting for 70 seconds straight
He looked more than comfortable & so was I.
0:32 When he said "you can't skip this" the phrase "This is worse than p*rn" came to mind.
No mom, it's just a anthropromorphic deer hitting a sword with a comically small hammer.
We Paid A Guy To Make These Noises And You Will Listen To All Of Them
real
Nah, he wasn't paid, *he did it for free.*
Thanks, Kanaya.
I got the whole voice clip I'm gonna use the whole voice clip
I like that this is the exact opposite of the CDi games' blacksmithing scenes involving only a couple strikes
I just noticed they made a new expression on his eyes with every hit
That was the longest 1 minute and 58 seconds of my life.
I regret nothing.
Arzette only has about four facial expressions in this entire scene, but the timing of the transitions between them is so flawlessly executed that it makes this one of the funniest things I've seen in quite a while.
i love how much detail went into making his facial expressions match each individual noise he makes
"You already have, by rekindling the kiln in my heart."
Tbh, that is quite the deep line.
Okay but, fr though, Moosecles is so sweet here. Already happy with what Arzette brought and doesn’t even ask for more in return. 🥰
1:14 peggle zen shot sound effect
slick
doom powerup sound
I’ve never even heard of this game so I assumed it was genuinely from CD-i. To find out it came out last month was quite a surprise.
obviously it came out recently, it has a hot buff furry in it that is almost naked, lmao
@@AggressiveSpaghetti Nah, that was even more common back in the day. Animaniacs did that long ago.
The grunts, the tiny little hammer, the fact he's holding it without any fingers... Ladies and gentlemen, this is cinema.
Nobody gonna talk about the idle animation at 1:45 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Oh my gosh I never noticed!!!
Who up refinin' they sword rn
Looking forward to when people start doing speedruns of this game and are forced to watch this and only this cutscene.
UGH STOP IM EDGING TO THIS- 🫦🫦🫦
*CAN THESE COMMENTS STOP!!!!*
It’s a dirty joke
The pfp makes it that much better, lmao
thanks Chat Member, very cool
Oh my god the pfp
god i wish that sword were me
uh
You want to get hit with a hammer?
ooh
same tbh
urgh
when the hell did 'zelda cdi' become a game aesthetic
just for this game, it really has no reason to catch on
Oftentimes putting in the effort to make a good product and failing is more endearing than making something safe and guaranteed to sell. Zelda CDi, Sailor Moon, Sonic Unleashed, literally every mega man game released after the PlayStation 1 died, the Pixels movie and Jim Carrey Grinch. "So bad it's good"
I'm all for it!
@@CassiusStelar Sailor Moon? What? How did one of the most popular mangas and animes of all time fail? And did you just call Mega Man Zero and ZX bad? You're just speaking complete nonsense.
Also the Battle Network games, Star Force, Mega Man 9, 10 and 11. etc.@@genyakozlov1316
I was tabbed out when this part occurred during the stream... My immense confusion was quickly replaced by a laughing fit.
They knew exactly what they were doing. No shame at all. Proud of the team for committing to the bit
Also hey are we all ignoring him saying "the kiln in my heart" instead of the Forge? This man blacksmithing in the ceramics class ??
☝️🤓 AcktCchualy, Kilns are used to heat up metal during the shaping process in blacksmithing.
This is a speedrunners worst nightmare, to say the least.
That and RNG based boss fights.
This is literally how a family guy gag would go. But this is actually funny
They know their audience. This has GOTY vibes.
Impressed he could do it with hooves
“A chain sword. That’s silly.”
WH40K fans: silly. But badass.
Oblivion NPCs when they eat a poisoned apple
Alven the buff mooseman has got to be my favorite character in this game, along with Zazie the demon girl.
I think this is the most that Vinny has ever laughed at an intentional joke in a game.
0:59 And just when we thought it was over 💀
This is the hardest I've laughed at a joke in a video game in a long time.
Give him chains and oil and he says "It's time to have some fun! May I?" Followed by LOTS of enthusiastic grunting.
Hmm. I wonder why that particular wording was chosen.
He's done with the pounding, now he just has to grind the tip a bit.
Complete with the uncomfortable noise of his muscles bulging...
Holy shit as soon as this video played, I got sent back in time to when I watched compilations CDI Zelda cutscenes.
Someone needs to make a 10 hour loop of this
Ngl this was a completely normal and wholesome reaction to this. “My face hurts from smiling” actually made me smile too. 😝🙂
had to check if this was the actual arzette cutscene and not the farcette YTP mod
I love that even the duration of time it takes is um... realistic.
The fact that this cutscene goes on for almost 2 minutes long kills me
At first I was skeptical about the idea of this game, I now see it has a good sense of humor
"It's time to have some fun" 😭
Yeah they _knew_ what they were doing alright
This feels longer than the total length of every cdi zelda cutscene
Close your eyes for added effect.
Freddy backshots
I appreciate them animating different mouth shapes depending what noise he makes
This is the ONLY unskippable cutscene in the entire game btw XD
probably the funniest gag in the entire game, oh my god
it hits diffrent when you watch it without screen
God, they really have leant in to the inherent crappiness of the CDI Zelda games in a really fun way
Wow, they made a drawn out ACTUALLY FUNNY!
So if people speedrun this game, a portion of the speedrun will always be this cutscene.
Only for 100% or all cutscene categories. For Any%, one would never bother getting the items for this particular upgrade.
you gotta be accurate with the time spent blacksmithing, of course
“ it’s time to have some fun” then cut to the noises lmao
Titles games from CD-i never die 😅
Hidden gems.
I'd like to imagine the audio already existed for (other projects ..) and they just said "yknow what? Throw it in anyways!"
And now we know why mooses have big muscles 💪 🫎
I probably shouldn't watch this with the speakers on at full volume, in my room, with the door closed...😶
this is a family guy bit.
dev knows what they were doing when they created him ;)
Ass and Robertson comments ahoy.