[@Fireshock20]

Ah, the classic comedy bit of "keep it going longer than necessary until it loops around from being unfunny to funny again"

[@analogicparadox]

Tim Robinson's career

[@frostech3149]

Famil

[@licenciadoencomerasado9364]

Gu

[@PsiKnight]

jobel

[@Zack_Zander]

Especially the subtle pauses

[@Rex_The_Mouse]

"That voiceline sure sounds sexual"
"Haha yeah what if we make this the only unskippable 1 minute cutscene"
And that's how funniness happens

[@Mordecai02]

"Sure, why not? It worked in Ocarina of Time!"

[@mmyr8ado.360]

Someome would isolate that audio and use it on some ytps, I swear.

[@ChesterManfred]

​@@Mordecai02It's almost as if you were not supposed to use the fairies. It was discouraging

[@JDLupus]

I read that as "furriness", which is quite the cause for concern.

[@garuelx8627]

​@@JDLupus"It's time to have some fun"

[@majamystic256]

If Peter Griffin got into blacksmithing this would be the cutaway gag

[@pantyosashu8137]

Except this one is funny because it just stands out.

[@hellhog7368]

hey Lois remember that time i was a blacksmith?

[@SnakeArtists]

" holy f ck I'm coming! " Peter Griffin once said

[@qrowing]

You think THATS bad?! Remember the time I-

[@Alex_YJ_Reed]

Unlikely. Modern Family Guy wouldn't cut away to the other person, and if they did, they wouldn't animate them at all.

[@Biscotum]

Everyone's making dirty jokes and my first thought was that it was Oblivion damage noises.

[@Muster_Muckee_II]

"The body's still wa- BAAERRGH !"

[@DogsRNice]

I've fought mud- whouh!

[@techno1561]

Or the old Minecraft damage noise.

[@MSF_Soldier_Alligator]

What’s the matter? GETTING TIRE- HAUGH!”

[@johnrohr6907]

I think my favorite damage noise is the Dark Souls 1 male death moan

[@Xanek]

The fact you can't skip this makes it so uncomfortable.

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

You mean "Magical"

[@copfrown2397]

Enjoy the dirty joke

[@Chronon88]

Does it usually let you skip? If yes, that makes this even better.

[@copfrown2397]

@@Chronon88 according to the video no, it doesn’t you have to watch the whole thing

[@sauvagess]

@@Chronon88 Yes, you can skip every other cutscene in the game except this one.

[@nightterror6727]

Jewel of Faramore when your parents walk in

[@jasongarrett768]

That makes the unskippability better.

[@owainthetrueexalt6723]

You have to look into your parents'eyes for the entirety of the cutscene if they walk in while this plays

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

You can't close the game either

[@steebelieves2632]

​@@PancakemonsterFO4REALLY????😭😭😭

[@magepumpkin]

some kid's gonna get grounded because of this game 💀💀💀

[@larrydupp3988]

SummoningSalt in 3 years: “The sexual Minotaur skip can save an entire minute, as it’s the only cutscene in the game that can’t be skipped through.”

[@ScarfKat]

Unfortunately he'd never make a video on this game because it's too interesting. Only the most mainstream of games on that channel, lol

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

@@ScarfKatwell yeah, really obscure games don’t tend to have speedrunning scenes big enough to do the kind of videos he does on them. (Plus, idk if I’d call ninja gaiden or contra “mainstream”…)

[@ScarfKat]

@@liamsgreatbitgaming Not true at all actually. Some of the most interesting speedrun communities are the obscure ones. Sonic 06 for example has a fascinating speedrun history. And why not use the large platform he has to highlight smaller communities like that? The dude only targets obvious choices that will get views. Like, look at just how many of his videos are about Mario games, nearly every video is Mario or Nintendo related lol. Even something less obscure like Half-Life would have tons to talk about, but he only goes after the easiest clicks. It sucks.

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

@@ScarfKat he did an episode on half-life 2. (Also sonic 06??? Obscure???)

[@ScarfKat]

@@liamsgreatbitgaming Oh he actually did a Half-Life one then? Ok that's neat. I guess he ran out of Mario games. :P
And yeah Sonic '06 *the game* isn't obscure, but the speedrunning side of it certainly is lol

[@raidomegnuo2868]

Ok, the creators are canonical YTP fans and after this cutscene you can't deny it.

[@Evilriku13]

you didnt think they were already when they added King Harkinian as an unlockable in the remasters and also made his ass extra punchy? xD

[@Stephanie-mv9iy]

I mean its literally meant to replicate Zelda CDI, with the characters dissappearing and the background remaining the exact same.
So idk how they couldnt be ytp fans

[@caffeinefueledanxiety5116]

i like how you say they canonically like ytps like them liking ytps would be considered a headcannon or somethinng if they didnt confirm it

[@BIacklce]

I think the whole "making a Zelda cdi-like" would have clued you in

[@Dekomata]

i mean, one of the artists is literally walrusguy. and then you have vinny as one of the characters. its very easy to pinpoint that these guys are ytp fans, ytp creators, or both.

[@GooBomber1]

This is the one cutscene in the game that you cannot skip. I love video games so much

[@CopShowGuy]

Why would you ever skip a cutscene in this game anyway? I imagine everyone bought this game just for the cutscenes.

[@copfrown2397]

Especially when games have dirty jokes in it

[@SaintLesbian]

but how will this affect this game’s speedrun meta…

[@copfrown2397]

@@SaintLesbian Well it’s simple it probably won’t

[@SanAntonioJoker]

@@SaintLesbian the true meta is to not ask speedrunners about anything ever

[@eyevou]

Unskippable pounding

[@digplayz5740]

as it should be

[@Mordecai02]

From the creators of unskippable scootching-over

[@MintTheProtogen]

He’s pounding on my blade until it explodes (for some reason).

[@Cgeta4]

he really put his sweat, blood, and certain other bodily fluids into it

[@3b106]

Mabel no

[@thelivingglitch1371]

@@3b106Mabel yes

[@V0IDWARE]

Plasma?

[@Lampoluke]

Blood, tears and semenal descent
-CWC

[@SonicPman]

Probably some cranial fluid

[@OGATO_Nick]

A certain audience is very happy with this cutscene

[@josephfurry1014]

:)

[@MonsieurBro]

"Amazing! How can I repay you?"
"UGH! AUGH! OOF! UHH!"

[@Golden_Giulia]

No, actually, I hate this

[@bugpocket]

explode child

[@Ian_Paneque]

You and me both. Funny af tho

[@enthiegavoir5955]

I love how he's overexaggeratedly swinging the dinky little hammer and how she gradually gets more and more impatient as it keeps going, and going, and going

[@greedygreen8269]

and going

[@potato_the_chip]

​@@greedygreen8269and going

[@Fenyx_Birb]

and going

[@LillyWhiteFairy]

and going

[@doverboy1]

And going...

[@TheHuskyK9]

A muscular anthro moose blacksmith wearing only a midriff jacket and loincloth, making questionable grunting noises as he smiths for a prolonged period of time....I'm sold, I want this game

[@user-di2vy2ri2f]

Me too

[@theshuman100]

"time to have some fun"
*1 minute of unskipable grunting noises

[@legendarycryptid2629]

Moosecles would be Joel's favorite character.

[@Thaltas]

And Hulk Bogan's

[@ApexGale]

​@@Thaltas Bulk Bogan*

[@mr.foxasmg]

​@Ostrava_Of_Boletaria yo hi ostrava

[@GeeMannn]

MMM... YÆYS... IM GETTEENG STRRÖNGEHR

[@bloodrunsclear]

The voice actor DID somehow come up with a new 'ugh' noise every time!

[@ShinoSarna]

You can't skip this for immersion. Arzette had to sit through the entire thing so by gods, so does the player.

[@spegynmerbles3993]

Ah yes the mandatory edging cutscene

[@landonrivers]

Goonsmithing

[@mr.jamster8414]

That just sounds like blueballing yourself

[@tempest6027]

video game characters when they're poisoned

[@SawBSketch]

naww man I laughed even harder cuz of that 😭

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

The fact that they committed to that whole bit in the cutscene is just magical XD

[@Mordecai02]

Is that an Acara in your pfp? Well met, fellow Neopian

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

@@Mordecai02Nope, thats just my character who is a panthcore. a manticore/panther hybrid.

[@purpleYamask]

Who up Jeweling their Faramore

[@CrystalRose1111]

I’ve never seen these words next to eachother

[@vxcvxmcrposfdsdfulpdfg]

not funny

[@horatio2560]

​@@vxcvxmcrposfdsdfulpdfgim think it was a ljtle funny

[@purple6705]

​@@vxcvxmcrposfdsdfulpdfgwhos fanuming their tax in this rather fine day in ohio

[@j-rex229]

@@vxcvxmcrposfdsdfulpdfg Thank you for your input person who's username is keysmashes.

[@emmetstanevich2121]

Aside from finding the cutscene itself funny, I also love the idea that this is the only cutscene that would have to be watched in its entirety during a 100% speedrun. Just a mandatory minute-long stretch break near the end of the run.

[@Lucas-db2jq]

He really went _hard_ at work on that sword and now it is _glistening_ and _throbbing_ with power. Truly, the _seeds_ of this good deed will be felt _deep_ and througout the land.

[@skepticpunk_]

The world shall tremble and behold centuries of thrusting.

[@dr_popcorn]

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

[@B_4035mn]

*"hard"* *"throbbing"* *"seeds"* *"deep"*

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

Ita really when he gets winded and starts suffering but rallies his strength and pushes through to continue the gag, for me

[@Max0210]

I love how every swing is a different facial expression and not just recycled

[@lakotacorff4012]

The best part is that you can't even skip it on subsequent playthroughs, and this comes just before a very useful optional item. Every time, you have to watch one minute of moose man smithing noises.

[@robloxweirdo2434]

Deaf people: 😊
Blind people:💀

[@ThefamousMrcroissant]

They got me at the part where he shakes off the exhaustion to keep the bit going even longer

[@petergriffin1331]

"just a little longer"

[@RudeMyDude]

Y'all afraid to moan??? I'll be up in their ear like

[@demsterclippy4252]

based

[@hotelmario510]

I love how someone actually took the time to make a spiritual successor to _The Wand of Gamelon_ that perfectly captures the spirit of the original cutscene animations without feeling forced at all.

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

HE EVEN HAD AN AFTERGLOW

[@FrinniferFran]

God dammit, Now I have to watch it again to verify.
Edit:
Oh god it's true

[@trumangraham2602]

The sheer aggression of the grunts mixing with the tiny dink sound kills me every time.

[@JacksonLane02]

That went both how I expected it and how I didn't expect it

[@ThePoltergust5000]

god i love all the cuts to arzette, the little "hoo" breath she takes is _so real_ lmao

[@VanAleph]

We Paid A Guy To Make These Noises And You Will Listen To All Of Them

[@eidklol]

real

[@B_4035mn]

Nah, he wasn't paid, *he did it for free.*

[@megalomaniacalHalide]

Thanks, Kanaya.

[@johndelanie3649]

The cuts back to Arzette getting more and more impatient really sell it

[@UltramasterBDJ]

They knew _EXACTLY_ what people making YTP videos will use those sound clips for.

[@StudioLNL]

oh hi ultra

[@peter5.056]

the fact that his muscled grunting ends with a literal explosive climax, seals the deal.

[@ivyw5862]

UGH STOP IM EDGING TO THIS- 🫦🫦🫦

[@justhere4637]

*CAN THESE COMMENTS STOP!!!!*

[@copfrown2397]

It’s a dirty joke

[@Beancent_]

The pfp makes it that much better, lmao

[@weedmantrudeau5783]

thanks Chat Member, very cool

[@CrystalRose1111]

Oh my god the pfp

[@BuckBlaziken]

That was a whole Family Guy segment but with a buff furry uncomfortably grunting for 70 seconds straight

[@shawnbay2211]

He looked more than comfortable & so was I.

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

No mom, it's just a anthropromorphic deer hitting a sword with a comically small hammer.

[@_Cetarial]

That was the longest 1 minute and 58 seconds of my life.
I regret nothing.

[@gulorful8488]

0:38 I love how for a brief second his voice turns into Bullwinkle's.

[@burgertime6372]

1:14 peggle zen shot sound effect

[@SonicPman]

slick

[@SurmenianSoldier]

doom powerup sound

[@Versakken]

god i wish that sword were me

[@KedamonoEdits]

uh

[@axon8953]

You want to get hit with a hammer?

[@ndrew_B]

ooh

[@AnnCatsanndra]

same tbh

[@drinkmydamntea1068]

urgh

[@Sonicfalcon16]

I just noticed they made a new expression on his eyes with every hit

[@cookieblobber]

I appreciate them animating different mouth shapes depending what noise he makes

[@alienguardian]

I like that this is the exact opposite of the CDi games' blacksmithing scenes involving only a couple strikes

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Okay but, fr though, Moosecles is so sweet here. Already happy with what Arzette brought and doesn’t even ask for more in return. 🥰

[@trainerlsw]

"You already have, by rekindling the kiln in my heart."
Tbh, that is quite the deep line.

[@kyyay2283]

i love how much detail went into making his facial expressions match each individual noise he makes

[@loveshank1511]

when the hell did 'zelda cdi' become a game aesthetic

[@logandunlap9156]

just for this game, it really has no reason to catch on

[@implord4197]

​@@logandunlap9156Fuck that, and fuck you. I want MORE CDI.

[@CassiusStelar]

Oftentimes putting in the effort to make a good product and failing is more endearing than making something safe and guaranteed to sell. Zelda CDi, Sailor Moon, Sonic Unleashed, literally every mega man game released after the PlayStation 1 died, the Pixels movie and Jim Carrey Grinch. "So bad it's good"

[@mihaelkYeah]

I'm all for it!

[@genyakozlov1316]

@@CassiusStelar Sailor Moon? What? How did one of the most popular mangas and animes of all time fail? And did you just call Mega Man Zero and ZX bad? You're just speaking complete nonsense.

[@Rediscool9]

I think this is the most that Vinny has ever laughed at an intentional joke in a game.

[@yochlel2642]

The grunts, the tiny little hammer, the fact he's holding it without any fingers... Ladies and gentlemen, this is cinema.

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Who up refinin' they sword rn

[@TheAndrewj96]

I’ve never even heard of this game so I assumed it was genuinely from CD-i. To find out it came out last month was quite a surprise.

[@AggressiveSpaghetti]

obviously it came out recently, it has a hot buff furry in it that is almost naked, lmao

[@jwithextrajj]

@@AggressiveSpaghetti Nah, that was even more common back in the day. Animaniacs did that long ago.

[@FloridusMan]

Impressed he could do it with hooves

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

Also hey are we all ignoring him saying "the kiln in my heart" instead of the Forge? This man blacksmithing in the ceramics class ??

[@russellfisher1303]

☝️🤓 AcktCchualy, Kilns are used to heat up metal during the shaping process in blacksmithing.

[@wileecoyotegenius5955]

Looking forward to when people start doing speedruns of this game and are forced to watch this and only this cutscene.

[@ShizBliz10]

The fact that this cutscene goes on for almost 2 minutes long kills me

[@SifGreyfang]

This is literally how a family guy gag would go. But this is actually funny

[@Trisket]

This is the hardest I've laughed at a joke in a video game in a long time.

[@XlightninX]

They know their audience. This has GOTY vibes.

[@joshuas.g.g.4951]

I was tabbed out when this part occurred during the stream... My immense confusion was quickly replaced by a laughing fit.

[@C0ZIII]

"It's time to have some fun" 😭

[@woodman3926]

They knew exactly what they were doing. No shame at all. Proud of the team for committing to the bit

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

This is a speedrunners worst nightmare, to say the least.

[@LillyWhiteFairy]

That and RNG based boss fights.

[@Xzeihoranth]

Complete with the uncomfortable noise of his muscles bulging...

[@FunkiestChickenlawl]

He's done with the pounding, now he just has to grind the tip a bit.

[@lunasong9709]

“A chain sword. That’s silly.”
WH40K fans: silly. But badass.

[@zorantaylor3190]

Arzette only has about four facial expressions in this entire scene, but the timing of the transitions between them is so flawlessly executed that it makes this one of the funniest things I've seen in quite a while.

[@MakoTheMano]

Nobody gonna talk about the idle animation at 1:45 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Rubberman202]

Alven the buff mooseman has got to be my favorite character in this game, along with Zazie the demon girl.

[@WorldWalker128]

Give him chains and oil and he says "It's time to have some fun! May I?" Followed by LOTS of enthusiastic grunting.
Hmm. I wonder why that particular wording was chosen.

[@the_smonk8138]

say gex

[@KedamonoEdits]

pat fenis

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

- Scott the Woz

[@Zodiacman16]

gex

[@Mordecai02]

gex

[@KedamonoEdits]

@@Mordecai02 no its not what you think

[@mortalisk4093]

“ it’s time to have some fun” then cut to the noises lmao

[@chimeratheo1855]

Ass and Robertson comments ahoy.

[@DarkHarpuia]

probably the funniest gag in the entire game, oh my god

[@jordan7402]

He's hot

[@slickmcwolf]

Someone needs to make a 10 hour loop of this

[@geardog24]

And now we know why mooses have big muscles 💪 🫎

[@sampersonguy5337]

At first I was skeptical about the idea of this game, I now see it has a good sense of humor

[@scottstephens5442]

"Son, what are you playing?"

[@TheRealCriperBross]

it hits diffrent when you watch it without screen

[@RobertoGoodra]

Titles games from CD-i never die 😅
Hidden gems.

[@thatrandomredengine9430]

Wow, they made a drawn out ACTUALLY FUNNY!

[@cloudshifter]

I love that even the duration of time it takes is um... realistic.

[@FlatChestsAreDelicious]

I feel like Vinny could do a perfect impression of him

[@GameBooAdvancePlus]

this is a family guy bit.

[@StrangeChubbyIdiotOmgzomg]

pov : my best friend whenever we’re at lunch

[@MollyMacawTheBestPilotYouSaw]

Ngl this was a completely normal and wholesome reaction to this. “My face hurts from smiling” actually made me smile too. 😝🙂

[@neondemons]

Holy shit as soon as this video played, I got sent back in time to when I watched compilations CDI Zelda cutscenes.

[@guardianhirro]

This feels longer than the total length of every cdi zelda cutscene

[@axllaw427]

Just close your eyes and let your imaginations do the rest

[@kiyopawn]

God bless this cutscene, the devs know what's up.😂

[@andytrann]

0:59 And just when we thought it was over 💀

[@verysadcatc7897]

Try watching this video again with your eyes close.

[@Lv-nq9qz]

I'm just impressed he did all that with hooves

[@Beer_Wolf]

This went on too uncomfortably long 😂

[@SpunkyDunk]

Why does he mention that it can't be skipped? I wouldn't dream of skipping it.