I grew up with South Beach Tow. You merely adopted South Beach Tow. I was born it in molded by it. In all seriousness, I'm glad more people are watching this masterpiece of a show.
I think it was either "Flavor Of Love" or "The Bad Girl's Club" that had a really funny character named New York. She's even had her own shows! Just like Bernice in South Beach Tow, I don't know how either of those shows would've been better without her.
Adam I could not stop laughing, this is easily one the best videos you've ever made and I'm defiently gonna use that South Beach Tow frame with Bernice vibing as a meme template. Appreciate the Sneakerman theme at the beginning there.
Me: I feel like jokes and Stereotypes about Florida and the people in Florida are a little old hat. They cant be that insane, right? South Beach: Have you met Bernice?
6:18 You know he is probably rocking something than 6 inches to get it stuck inside a door hole like Whoo~ Someone call the fire Department cause hes- I'm not gonna finish that...😅
Great video as always, bolt. Seriously, though, that part with that kid who called himself "Joker" had me dead. Not to imply that I had forgotten to mention, by far the best part of the video, in which we can once again glimpse the antics of ultimate life form, Bernice, as well as her band of mortals trying to so much as comprehend her power.
theory: in early south beach tow, there were camera men. but, the show was cancelled (sometime in-between seasons 3-5). then, some higher entity saw the show, liked it, and wanted to continue it.
Can Diamondbolt just have his entire channel revolve around South Beach Tow and absolutely nothing else? Bernice would probably approve
I certainly do..
.
Bernice would kill him, no questions asked.
I was the 69th like
Do it for Bernice
Guest star Bernice
DB sounded genuinely scared when he saw the emu... man seems to know his history.
what?
Robert Nicholls emu war
@@electrohalo8798 oh, gocta
Robert Nicholls emus started a war
Emus started a war against Australia and Australia lost
We need an episode just about South Beach tow
if I dont get a video about bernice with santa claus hat doin random things i will rage quit
FUCKING YES
Yes to this
@@spooderman6312 you will
Diamondbolt make it happen
I swear to god bolt, if Bernice isn't in this video you are getting canceled
Edit: You are safe for now
For now, Bolt...
He would've done it if you told him too or not
“Bernice is like, actually a god” - Sun Tzu, Art of Reality TV
Techno would be proud
"Sun Tzu said that"
No, there is only one god, and she's it.
Stinky Whizzleteats your god damn right
Please forgive him, he meant no disrespect
I'm not kidding, I watched literally every episode of South Beach Tow after part 1 of this. Diamond unintentionally gave me my religion
Repay me after me:
Berniece is my saviour
Berniece is my lord
Berniece please grace us
For I will do anything for you.
I grew up with South Beach Tow. You merely adopted South Beach Tow. I was born it in molded by it. In all seriousness, I'm glad more people are watching this masterpiece of a show.
@@void_soup you butchered half of that line but me too my guy 👊
The Bernice knight rises
Are they on RUclips? I want to watch it😆
I’m only here for South Beach Tow....
And Diamondbolt....
we all did
South Beach Tow seems like a parody. Like Reno 911.
Me to bro
Me too
"My name's Ian. My nickname's Joker you'll see why..." * Shoots Murray in the head *
And this is why I love Diamondbolt
3:01 just a timestamp of this beautiful moment for yall
I fucking choked on my Oreo lmao
nah his nick name is joker cuz he has arsenne
@@chaytoncarle7767 wow
For his neutral special he wields a gun
People: Zuko had the best redemption ark
Bernice: Hold my beer
Bernice is the Avatar.
@@MaylocBrittinorum That explains a lot
Bernice: "Hold my shades!"
in any other scenario I would assume you meant beer, but knowing the context, yeah, it *would* be a bear
*Redemption. We don’t talk about any adaptation involved with Avatar here.
How you’ve kept your sanity after this many horrible shows is a mystery
That, and all of the crappy movies he has seen already
South Beach Tow gives him power.
@@joeymcm04 it's actually refreshing
Except for one
South Beach Tow
Bernice gives him the strength to continue by sharing 0.001% of her power.
Can we all just appreciate the fact that he takes the time to set up his background perfectly?
I love seeing what his background will look like every time. The attention to details. I love it!
I love how the background is related to what the video is about such a legend
Yes
Since this is the top post right now I will put my comment here-
I stopped everything instantly when I saw you uploaded the bernice video
Mickeyd008 oh same here! I was waiting for her return 🙏🏻
South Beach Tow: You know how reality shows had no good characters in it.
CEO: Yeah.
South Beach Tow: What if we made it not that?
Pretty much xD
Pretty accurate
Omg yes lol
I think it was either "Flavor Of Love" or "The Bad Girl's Club" that had a really funny character named New York. She's even had her own shows! Just like Bernice in South Beach Tow, I don't know how either of those shows would've been better without her.
I enjoyed it lol , idk but berniece was kindof funny to watch
Why is Texas Battle in everything terrible? He’s like the Cleveland Show of Nicholas Cage’s career.
Shame too, guy has a whole foundation for underprivileged youth, that's respect
Texas is the bully from dragon ball Evolution the movie
He’s also in final destination 3 that jock type guy
I assumed hes now married to that girl of dismissed
He Goku’s greatest enemy: Fuller
I’m just saying you should do a whole just on South Beach Tow.
the scenarios in "Sex Sent Me to the ER" are basically just internet urban legends the show.
And as a man the most uncomfortable thing I have ever seen in my life
I can't believe "Mario gets his Pingas stuck in a door" is genuinely the plot of one of these
Jesus Christ Bernice would be S tier in smash
You mean like above Goku tier right
Above sans for sure!
Bernice would be in her own tier above everyone else if they were in smash
Melee fox,brawl meta knight and wii u bayonetta would looked like a joke compared to bernice
Not even Steve is safe
"Imagine if she dressed up as Sonic".
Oh God, don't remind me about those weird-ass Sonic cosplays.
Yeah that's weird
imagine this
John wick vs BERNICE
Who would win
Bernice.
Bernice will eat wick
Bernice
John wick but burnice would leave him paralyzed for the rest of his life
Funny fortnite man vs God and the most powerful woman hmmmmmmm
11:31 I'm British and I've never heard accents that strong the entire time I've been on this stupid island
That's concerning. Really concerning.
I do visit Wales quite frequently
But I clearly haven't explored that much because the accents I do hear are a little more mild
Well we're on this topic. 11:45 why is JoJo siwa on this
I had a friend come into the room and we still can't even fully understand what they're saying with our 2 brain cells combined.
Guy: *gets Hospitalized*
Bernice: *cowabunga it is*
If you’re not careful Bernice is going to come for you, just a friendly reminder
12:07 This is the moment you've been waiting for.
Thank you
The real Diamondbolt was the friends we made along the way...❤️💕
Yeah
The weird reality shows were inside us the whole time
Very true
Everyone: *sees Bernice on the thumbnail*
*starts furiously clicking on the video*
?
Gotta love how knack is sitting in the background.
Where’s my Knack 3?
He is alway watching...
knack two baybeeee!!
Gotta pay respects to our lord an savior...
KNACK
Not gonna lie, I actually liked the two games already before I knew what a big meme it was
Repeat after me:
*South Beach Tow the Movie*
The movie we need
SBTEU South Beach Tow Extended Universe
Bernice v bernice dawn of towing
_south beach tow_
@@kronemerj Bernice faces her alternate self from a parallel universe where she never left her original tow company.
Knack 2 baby!! Look at them graphics OH MY GAWD
Mombo Thei oh my goooooooooooooooooood
They took phrase "Help, I'm stuck" to next level.
Oh no, she's back. The living imbodymant of goku
In body ment? Goku wished he was half of Bernice godly powers
Adam I could not stop laughing, this is easily one the best videos you've ever made and I'm defiently gonna use that South Beach Tow frame with Bernice vibing as a meme template.
Appreciate the Sneakerman theme at the beginning there.
"S_x Sent Me to the ER" just sounds like a very low budget Untold Stories of the ER
"Making these videos give me a bid headache and I never want ro do them again." I'll wsit for part 3 then.
That Joker bit was so unexpected and had me laughing for a solid minute.
“And Texas which is a name apparently”
Everyone who’s seen red vs blue: well yes but actually no
Oh yeah 🤣
Alison
Our Goddess Bernice has returned
“Now we see one with two guys”
That sounds different without context.
Ahh, The Return Of The King
You talking about Diamondbolt or Berniece.
Diamondbolt, although Berniece is a close second
brit here. no one could identify the “celebrities”. like literally no one
“Wait Venice was the villain?”
Top 10 redemption arks
Venice lol
Popculturejk
I can not spell
Why does S- Sent Me To The ER feel like something Adult Swim would do on their live action stuff?
Because it might as well be...
I love the ad placement in this.
"As I was working at the door I had-"
"YOP. A snack you can drink!"
Fun Fact: Somehow, they managed to get Jeremy Corbyn on Gogglebox.
They W H A T ?
DIRECTOR: Smile! You're on camera!
PARTICIPANT: Acting is so difficult when the camera always focus on my face
12:54 No, Bernice! The mortal must learn from his mistake.
Bernice could destroy Thanos even if he had all 6 stones.
With only 0% of her power
So 0 effort
Me: I feel like jokes and Stereotypes about Florida and the people in Florida are a little old hat. They cant be that insane, right?
South Beach: Have you met Bernice?
When diamondbolt uploads a video: *The Return Of The King*
12:45 feels like the cold open to a _Brooklyn Nine-Nine_ episode.
Bernice please spare me I’m a good boy a god have mercy o god.
13:16
IT: Chapter 3, 2038
By the way, the scene where Bernice does nothing to save the people (16:19) got turned into a meme
15:58 dude
This is the best fucking character arc in history
3:02
IM DYINGGGGGGG
fr tho I love ur sense of humor and editing skills
Oh God knows what this poor man has seen
Let's start a go fund me
Bernice, the ultimate hunter
She will find you and destroy you
She cannot be stopped,she's unstoppable
South Beach Tow is new The Office, where Michael is a being of comedy, Bernice is a being of strength.
There are three things all wise men fear, the sea in a storm, the sky with no moon, and Bernice.
YES! IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME WHEN DIAMONDBOLT UPLOADS A VIDEO!
He just needs to make a video off South Beach Tow because it's funny as hell
14:50 the entity beamed the show straight to TVs with its powers. The only thing its holding is eldritch popcorn.
Are you telling me Celestial sapiens, are watching over Bernice. Just for the fun of it?
South Beach Tow is the pinnacle of Reality TV! There is no topping it. You can only bow to it.
Are you gonna do another transformer vid? And bionicle? Btw keep up the work
He stopped doing those videos
Its_Jason_ Afton_ oh he did my bad
Takua!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh shit i just realized that the guy at 2:18 is the actor from my favorite horror movie final destination 3
You do know that he's the same guy in Dr Strange, right 🤨
No body*
bernice* if god exist. It fricken me.
6:18 You know he is probably rocking something than 6 inches to get it stuck inside a door hole like
Whoo~ Someone call the fire Department cause hes-
I'm not gonna finish that...😅
1:54 I'm pretty sure that Texas is the actor who played the bully Fuller in Dragon Ball Evolution.
8:35 “I don’t blame you if you want to turn the video off.”
....well, I can just fast-forward the video, I find that to be the better alternative.
Wayyy he did another one!
If you ever need some awful dating shows there used to be one called “next” and it was so cringey and terrible
We live in a hit alien reality tv show called life.
The 2020 arc is really intense
7:10 "The swan* procedure is where stick a device up your-"
Me: *Vietnam flashbacks!*
11:59
That dude looks/sounds so much like Tom Syndicate; had to do a double take
Diamondbolt, you must persevere through the pain and continue to bring us more crazy reality shows lol.
Why the hell do you have to remind me of the catch of being catholic, 😞
cannonically, the "camera man" is actually a god-like entity watching their godly friend bernice in her day to day life.
Let’s goooooooo another video this is the high light of my day when you upload (;
(:
:)
Everytime I watch this when Adam says "Get off woman I am playing Fortnite!" will always get me
16:14 baneice is literally Endeavour from MHA
15:10 Moto moto song!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dont need a heart, just to say hi
read that in the time of WAP
@@idioticeli *Worship and prayer!*
Right? Right??? Umm...
@@notyos Sure..
*Pog through the pain*
@@funsies8107 *PogChamp*
10:55 when the kid falls of the couch and the girl was gonna laugh and she but tried covering it up with a cough
South beach town is the best thing ever created...
14:05 Australians when they start a war
Anyone else die when he played the kid as joker 😂😂😂
"He did not leave that sh*t on"
Cosplayers: 0-o o-0
South Beach Tower will be on my "Animes to watch" list now.
Mate, watching movies from The Asylum or watching South Beach Tow? Which one's better?
Great video as always, bolt. Seriously, though, that part with that kid who called himself "Joker" had me dead. Not to imply that I had forgotten to mention, by far the best part of the video, in which we can once again glimpse the antics of ultimate life form, Bernice, as well as her band of mortals trying to so much as comprehend her power.
8:12 As you can see their is a chicken costume. I wanted him to wear that but life is sad
tfw you know the guy from the clip at 7:33
This is an amazing birthday gift bolt, thank you!!
That was the guy from Final Destination 3. The TEXAS guy
8:48 no bowser stop
Ah dude, few things could cheer me up more than one of your videos in a hard day like this one, thank you for your effort
Time for a bunch of weird shows that make you say : "How did people approve of this ???"
theory: in early south beach tow, there were camera men. but, the show was cancelled (sometime in-between seasons 3-5). then, some higher entity saw the show, liked it, and wanted to continue it.
Gogglebox was the RUclips reacts series before the FineBros did it. They should sue.
Bernice’s redemption arc is the sole reason why I watch South Beach Tow
0:15 no joke i was drawing pain from naruto