Woman Want 1 Million Dollars From Her New Husband - TLC #5
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
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Larrisa after getting $200 instead of million : Stonks
As she said she is a good negotiator
Lol 😂
Don't worry just 500 months left (or what pewdie said lawl.. )>.< x)
two hundred dollars here in Brazil is enough money, she already makes a profit kkkkk
that is a bit less than a normal paycheck on Brazil
I die inside every single time he says “darlin”
ThAnK yUh DaRLiN
So creepy
He's a "Yes Honey" headass
I feel your pain
I'm with you on that
It physically hurt watching him say “darling”
*dies from cringe*
It truely does lol
dãrleengg
Cringey as hell
@@nomadc4tl152 well it's been a very long day ✨darling✨
Colt is a sugar daddy with no sugar and no daddy.
Aka mama’s boy
Bitter boy 😭
@@bubbles696 noo😭😭
@@bubbles696 BYE-
He is just an “a”
Colt is like an automatically generated sim character.
Sim+p
TopsDaily Productions I usually hate people saying simp but that one really gets a pass
LOL why is this so accurate
Elijah Zubkoff This too accurate 💀
*exactly*
"She goes from sweet to scary" he goes from nothing to nothing.
💀
As I read this he said that
he almost reminds me of the "number 15" dude 💀💀
He goes from nothing to slightly less nothing
@@pupsicle117 Lol.
Larrisa: “There's no sofa?"
Colt:“FLOOR GANG AUUH"
T H I S G O E S T O P C O M M E N T
Lmao This shiii made me laugh
Copied
Daniel Kiprevski how he/she could knew it was stolen?
😂😂😂😂
He’s a 30+ software engineer who lives with his mother and drives a crappy car
This guy has a BAG of money put away somewhere, make no mistake
Even if it's not a million dollars, I'm sure it's a significant amount of money. 2/3rds of Americans don't even have $2k in the bank.
@@henrikhans467 wait what! do you have a source for that statistic? (not doubting you, i just want to know more)
@@n25783 I tried to give a link, but any comments with links seem to get deleted. Granted the stats do change, but I would recommend NBC and Forbes for that information. It's still shocking how many Americans can't cover financial emergencies.
American here. Got really sick and had to go to the hospital, now I'm so far in the negative I'll probably have a few hundred dollars saved up by August. Maybe.
lonelyFans
larissa: "i want a million dollars from colt."
also larissa: "colt is not a millionare"
Good thing that this man party affiliation is Democrats
She was cleqrly joking about the million dollars, some foreigners tend to make joke like that
I was about to like but you already have 69 likes
Viktor ScruelberG i bet you can make every topic about politics
Maybe Colt should invest in some STONKS
I love that when they said that she is brazilian immediately started a spanish song.
That's what I thought LMAOOO
A great 👍 jjjjojoj I iyutj
A great 👍 jjjjojoj I iyutjj
Jesus that annoyed me more than it should lol
Giorgia Stirpe Same
"I feel like Larissa and I are two different people."
Go figure, Colt.
😂
Well why would ya say that Coltie ???
@@donttrip2579 peepeepoopoo beep borp i am a bot. I am designed to say "fuck"
So *FUCK!*
@@zde1532 lemme: *infront*
You: *behind* ... Issa riddle...
Hint is *it uses the word... Fuck.... ;) *
No shit sherlock
Colt literally has the testosterone level of a literal mayyonaise
😂😂😂
I cracked so hard on this comment😂.. truly one if the greatest comments of all time😂😂😂
That big Ed can rub on his head.
@@flyingplantwhale545 truth
@@flyingplantwhale545 😂😂😂😂
Colt needs to divorce his mom before he marries Larissa
noooooo
🤣🤣🤣
If that burn was any hotter California would in trouble.
lmaoo
Lmaooo
But sadly its the truth
Colt speaks like a politician everytime he speaks with his girl.
He does look like Serbian president Aleksandar Vucic. It's like they're twins. Amazing
@@enterthevoidIi I was about to say that HAHAHHAH
@@enterthevoidIi holy shit you're right!
woah, you have 666 likes
@@enterthevoidIi He also looks like a hungarien politician Karácsony Gergely lol
This whole relationship is just colt testing Larissa to see if she would be a good replacement for his mother.
Absolutely
ayyyoooo😭💀💀💀
BIG ACCURATE FUCKING OOF LMFAO
😂
damn that is accurate
"It's been a long day darling"
Bro sounds like a discord mod to his kitten bruh
i agree lol
He gives discord mod vibes 24/7 lol
I love how almost every word Larissa says is followed by a dumbfounded two second stare from other people.
Its like the game facade
65
66
T
I couldn't even understand what she said...
*Colt: Proposes after 3 months.*
*Felix: Proposes after 8 years.*
Its evolving, just backward
Well at least one of them is truly happy and reacts to memes
Petcu Alexandru-Egon colt is the happy one
lets enjoy this comment before the bots come, and Lil Baisy.
@@bryce975 Unholy!
“I just want to money, money money money money” You may not like her but you have to agree she’s spitting straight facts.
youre so right, shes so right
@Queena Mauigoa wtf me too.
Queena Mauigoa same LMAO
Lol colty is spitting the notey
as a female she's being too honest that I feel sorry for those who had to play cute and all just to get a guy that will simp for her, kidding aside though, she might be the most straightforward gold digger I've ever knew
She’s absolutely right she can’t be taking advantage of him because there is NOTHING to take advantage of
This is literally like they were forced to take truth serum and cannot tell polite lies to be nice to each other
Reality tv basically
Saves them both time!
ITS NOT TRUTH SERUM
yea that's true
It is reality tv
Ed and Rose: Everyone Lies (ED)
Larissa and Colt: Everyone is brutally honest (LARISSA)
Felix and Marzia: Everyone is floorgang
rose didnt lie tho
😂
nah ed lied. rose didnt
Nah, biscuit titties was not “brutally honest” . he was soft.
I want to know how a grown man that lives at home with his mom in Vegas doesn’t have a car with a working AC? I lived in Arizona for about 10 years and driving a car with no AC was a suicide mission.
Even in Washington it's unbearable. Any car in the lower 48 should have AC.
Literally same. In Arizona a car is worth at least 3k, doesn’t matter the condition, if it has air conditioning. Like…THE FRICK was Colt doing in Las Vegas without air conditioning in his car!!
Even Minnesota summers are awful without an AC
"A suicide mission" the utter graveness of it 🤣🤣🤣
Also he’s an it engineer like wtf
Larissa: "There's no sofa?"
Colt: *"Floor gang OUH OUH"*
Lmao
Larissa ceiling gang cringe
Lmao 😂
Amen bro.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
colty*
Colt would lick his finger before turning the page on a kindle
Lmao!
Hahaha
PLS
LAMOO
Omg lol
This guy sounds like he’s always having a business meeting
With his cats
@@seanmatthewking with his mom 🤣🤣
He said hes a programmer so its understandable he has no social skills
"She's from Brazil"
*Play spanish song in the background*
Sounds about right. Yep.
Larissa: "Im a good negotiator"
Also Larissa: "I wAnT 1 MiLliOn dollars"
*ah yes the negotiator*
gEneraL kEnoBiii.....
Larissa does not represent brazilians/Larissa não representa os Brasileiros
“You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short”
Hello there
the negotiations were short
They feel like a randomly generated sims couple
Lollll
holy HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHSHAHSHAHSHA
LOL
lmao
Ruthless😂😂
"I saw her in slow motion"
Larissa: WWWWHHEEEERRRREEEESS MMYYYYY FFFFFLLLLOOOWWWWEEEERRRRRSSSS??
loo
This is with Riley’s picture is too hilarious
i’m gone 😭
FUNNY
lol
Colt has the personality of a silent background character in a video game.
Larissa wants her whole life paid for without doing anything.
This was a train wreck
Can I have more?
Everyone: she’s a gold digger
Me, an intellectual: she’s a simp farmer
Me, God: she's a sugarbaby
The government: she's a fart machine
lowkey a queen
Dat simp
The queen of England: she's OG gold digger
Colt's eyebrows have the most personality of his entire being.
That's were he stores ALL that personality.
His stare shows how much he knows he's getting a gold digger un his hands
Ik and you can barely see them cuz of hi glasses
His eyebrows have a separate personality
"I'm a good negotiator" goes from 1000 to 200 a month
this dude sounds like a math teacher that doesn’t give a crap about his job
Ha
Fishyyyy bruda
so a typical teacher
ian pewdiepie or colt
He looks like it too lmfaoo
Colt seems like the type of person to wash his hands after taking a shower.
I wash my hands after I shower-
@@kiwicherry3474 I have news for you.
@@kiwicherry3474 whats the point?
@@tellypolk8340 To be extra clean lmao
I broke out in laughter when reading that
The way he says "honey" and "darling" makes me uncomfortable
U would rather have Zero two "darling"
@@wafflies8790 Man of culture!
His entire existence makes me uncomfortable. Tbh I know someone who has a similar behavior to him 👁👄👁
@Javelin Melody I mean, be with your mom, or be with a girl where you're forcing yourself to keep your relationship because she's hot.
Good evening dio
It's crazy how moms with take care of their sons until they're on their death bed but they want their daughters out by 18
Internalized misogyny is really something, eh? I'm Arabic so I had to deal with that bullshit all the time.
Because boys are the best
@@sc1338 I've met toooooo many 30 yr old man babies in my life and too many independent 18 yr old women to be convinced thats even partially true.
Women hate themselves, that's why.
@@sewerwitxh i've also met 18 yr old independent men and many girl babies relying on their dad to pay their rent sounds like you're just jealous of your brothers or sumn
Whenever Colt and Larissa speak to each other it sounds like Oblivion dialogue.
OMG yes...
Wait..I know you..
Oblivion dialogue is oscar worthy compared to this
The perfect analogy
This comment is underrated. I think I'll go binge live-action remakes of Oblivion dialogue for a few hours next. 😂🤣
Every time he says darlin a piece of my soul crumbles up and dies
Its so cringe 🤮
Been a very lawng day dorlen'
He seems clueless and she sounds like an actual psychopath lmao
Touche
Omg yes
Colt is like skipping character customization. He"s like default settings
Oof
No clothes or muscles and basic movies or none
@Soggy Brownie bland man for a bland woman. I'd say it's a perfect match
He"s
He’s worse
Going back and watching this for the second time, it's VERY clear looking at his mother's personality how he ended up such a sociopath.
Imagine Big Ed dating Larissa. She would be at least twice his height
Yes because Larissa is 9”10!
SBoXs lies
Actully they r a good match larissa needs money and big eg gives money
Hita Kashyap big Ed can’t even give a couple cents of tip without having a grudge.
then big ed can turn into a bowling pin when larissa tried to choke his non-existence neck
"I feel like Larissa and I are two different people"
Well yes, you are.
“People die when they are killed”
thatguy_66 Pro tip: don’t die or else you lose
thatguy_66 “people eat when they eat”
@@tomatojuice2339 if you kill your enemies they win
ah yes this floor is made of floor
Colt: is an engineer
Also colt: can’t make his bed
Understandable
software* xD
2 channel with same pfp at the top.....
Riftyyyyyyyyy
Im yout 500th like
She is 100% playing this dude, and he 100% deserves it lol
That's why it's so funny 😁
“I’m a great negotiator”
She went from $3,000 Chanel to $200 a month. Great negotiator
That is why she started high.
I think she wanted to say two *thousand* but get confused
Lucas nah because she said $1,000 before $200
Ah yes, the Negotiator.
Her vision is “better than nothing”
Most middle school relationships are better than these two
Found u
found u
found my foreskin.
found you
Found your neck
if colt's personality was an ice-cream flavour, it would be wet cardboard and and potato skin chips
🤮🤮🤮🤮 that’s too accurate lmao
Just regular cardboard, wet cardboard has too much personality to be colt
Nah, that’s too interesting. He’s not that interesting.
Potato skin chips taste good, colt is literally flavorless. His flavor would be an ice cream that’s white but has no flavor whatsoever
Im glad this guy has a normal neck this time.
*near normal but with breasts. Why do TLC guys gotta be out of shape?
Its. Not. A. Neck. If. It. Isn't. Dummy. Thicc!
HUAHSUAHSUAHE
Lol
I'm glad this guy has a neck this time.
Their fights are she's screaming and he's whisper yelling.
lol
fax
Turns out he was a Librarian
He’s speaking through the opposite side of the bullhorn 🤣
Worlds most honest gold digger.
kaave Fares then I guess you haven’t seen the other 90 day fiancés
Kierra Kim very true
Where's the gold tho?? we got plenty of gold out here in Brazil lol
Haven't you seen Anfisa?
It's like those sites where people buy wives from other countries, he doesn't want true love😂
I truly appreciate the woman's bluntness (but not the dramatics). I wish that everyone was like this all of the time, it would make it so much easier to get to people's motivations (if they know them). She's up front about what she expects and wants and doesn't have to stay with him.
It also cracks me up that Colt called her sweet when clearly she wasn't ever sweet to him.
Honesty and bluntness arent completely the same
"A life with larissa or a life with my mother"
Colt cant even afford a life of his own
thats why... he needs either one of them to take care of him 😂
maybe hes happy
Well....we can say he's a shitty software dev. Come on, really, some of those guys make 200k a year.
@@charlesm.2604 You are right about the differences in salary. Im not that aware about the dev salary in Las Vegas but i believe it would be well paid compared to others. I'm from Bulgaria where all the jobs have shitty payment unless you're corrupt or have friends in high places. Usually the devs here get around 1000-2000 euros per month.
@@georgidimitrov2225 I personally know software engineers who get paid nothing because they work for shady upstart companies that justify it by saying the experience is as valuable as the money. I also personally know one person who came straight out of college and landed a 75,000 dollar a year job right off the bat just because him and the boss went to the same school. It varies and it also matters that you make good decisions in where you work and this guy doesn't exactly seem like he makes good decisions lol
When Larissa comes to your house, you're the guest
Omg 😂😂😂😂
Exactly, great description of her personality. Always a queen. And sbd mentioned pro gold digger. She knows what she’s doing, it’s a program
lol
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 truuuuueeeee!!!!
*His parents literally clicked on Create child and left the defaults*
And the settings in my brain were set to “low”.
No way they set his settings to 1 and didnt build him up
Guy on The right nah he’s more like tab water
Making a mii from scratch but pressing save and exit
*Then her parents must have clicked create girl, but forgot to uncheck "Travestite" optional look*
Larissa is honestly being way more patient than I though she would be.
Larissa: "Where's the Sofa??"
Colt: *No Sofa, just Floor Gang Augh!*
How did he not pick up on the fact that colty is floor gang?
@@matthewmcginn5800 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙎𝙪𝙗𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙡 𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮🤗
he's a real one
Look at my profilllle picture haha, I put a pot of feed on the end and put it in the pool, and let the cats out to eat, or what do you think happened? Haha come see on my channnnnel! Was cool!
@@catprank5005 no
Why does he talk to her like he's a bad actor in a low budget movie
Underrated 🤣🤣🤣
omg ikr? the way he overused darling & honey just didnt seem right🤣
Because he is
Because that's what's happening. Exactly.
UNDERATTED
I have rewatched this countless times and I STILL can’t get over him brushing his bangs and saying “well it’s been a long day darlin” I can’t get any sleep bc of this
* brushes bangs*
Pure cringe
i felt uncomfortable when that happened
Absolutely traumatizing
A southern twang comes out every time he says it
the real question is how has he got two people arguing over who wants to make him breakfast in the morning lol
If Larissa and Rose switched partners.. I think it could work.
Holy shit
I think we're on to something
hmmm.. interesting... keep talking. We need more to fuel.
yes but rose already has a wife
@@Patrick020901 wut?
I am actually seeing pewdiepie more than my friends in these days.
You have friends?! No fair!
Friends?
I have none 😞😑
C Stone Nice.
@@millyc.7925
LMFAO
Nope it's not nice lol
So he’s a software engineer (median salary of $112,000 according to LinkedIn) who lives with his mother (no bills or split I assume), yet he can’t afford to fix the A/C in his car or pay basically any other fee required for a basic adult life? Where is all of his money??
Who’s paying for all of colty’s groceries? Momma Colty is
Larissa is simping for Colty.
Debbie is simping for Colt.
John is simping for Colt.
Colt is distilled water
basic harem anime
LMAOO "distilled water" I WHEEZED
You are dumping for marzia
True, but water is very important in the desert.
@@sora5982 it's a *cult*
Larrisa: There's no sofa?
Colt: FLOOR GANG AUUH
I mean, if she ain’t down with floor gang... give her the boot!
They should end the relationship obviously
It's more of a "floor gang" based on colt's personality
More like Poor gang
or Poor Gang actually
Larissa is not a gold digger she is a gold excavator. She doesn’t even hide it.
"I'm all about money"
Waw can't find things more fact than this
Nope, she is just an american women
VideoGame but she’s not American
@@tonychopp2952 You know, there are other countries on the American continent than USA. Such as Brazil in South America.
She's crazy, *but she's so damn charismatic*
Are these the names you've given for her two melons?
SIMP
she's not even trying to hide the fact shes a gold digger
if shes not hiding it don't u get what u paid for?
@@altafhussain1617 yes exactly
PERIOD. She been who she was from the beginning, she aint hide shit. He did, thats why she mad
still wanna marry em tho, tbr she a real one lmao
@@MylittleponyMale123 lol she literally said "i lied because what do men like, sex and good food ?"
she is a gigantic liar i cant believe some people pretend the contrary, youre the same type of guys that would let your girlfriend cheat on you and then convince yourself that it was your fault that she did lmao
Colts friend heard the word "Barbeque" and decided to roast Larissa
burn baby burn,disco inferno
fax
Who would like her though.
sounds like doom internal
what pisses me off is when i watch a vid i instantly go to comment section and when i see something idk its bcz i just watched
This guy is Toby from The Office.
LOL
oof xD
Lmao
dont you fucking edit this comment saying “thanks for the heart lmao”
@JADEN SMITH nah, it's a good comment.
I get why people are simping for her at least she has a personality to simp for
18:56 also
"I would move heaven and earth to make you happy"
Bro, you live in your mom's house that has no sofa
With a car with no air conditioning, completely dependent on his mom, and has 0 life skills
@@vokubiii551 atleast he has a slot matchine
@@ShivamSharma-hn1lh it’s his mom’s tho 😭
🚨 ATTENTION 🚨 COCOMELON IS AT 100 MIL, WE HAVE TO ACT FAST, IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG WE MIGHT HAVE TO JOIN FORCES WITH T SERIES, AS MUCH AS WE HATE THEM WE MIGHT NEED TO TEAM UP OR ELSE COCOMELON WILL PASS BOTH PEWDS AND T SERIES, PLEASE NOTIFY PEWDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE 🚨
@@mrgedits4478 seriously who cares about subs lol.... stop comparing a big group with a single men lol
He has the personality of a brick but the brick isn’t even red or orange it is grey
HAGAGSGSA
I hate how much sense this makes
😂
😭😭😭😭
He got some sweet Brazilian poontang in Cancun
“I fell like Larissa and I are 2 different people...” um yea I sure hope so
Here is to the 1.2k stupid people that didn't notice. @Bennett Solomon Feel*
God Type you’re gonna correct someone on the Internet?
And you know Colt straight up has a diary 👍
He still is wearing the same top 😂
😂😂
gotta be consistent lmao
Unless he has a dozen of it sent from the production lol
But the stain is gone so I think it's a new one😂😂
@@agathatara5072 he is like an IRL cartoon character lmao
"I just want to money."
Well, at least she's honest.
Like anifisa lol
True
Yup
She is the most straight-forward golddiger i've ever seen
Wait til you see anfisa
True
and i like that about her lmao, at least she’s not manipulative
Her ring was from etsy
Sara A. Both bad but yep I’d rather prefer a straight-forward gold-digger less cringe
I am going to be honest...Larissa is just simply not the bad guy in this arc of a story. Colt wants a hot woman, but doesn't really want to make any effort to "deserve" her. No money, no affirmation, no attention to her womanly needs and desires, etc. He literally just sat there while his friends were so mean to Larissa and she had to defend herself. He is a limp dick of a man, and, I cannot believe I am saying this, Larissa deserves better than him in so many ways.
verdade, olha eu sou brasileira e ela é um pouco doida, mas os dois foram uma péssima combinação o Colt é estranho.
You’re delusional.. wow
33 year-old man lives with his mother
Everyone : laughs
Pacific Asian households : *sweats nervously *
True. There’s a difference tho. If you don’t carry your weight around the house, you could be evicted. Lol
33*
there's a difference between taking care of your parents out of respect, and having your parents taking care of you (when you're 33)
Eve the Raviolo
I think it’s more about sharing a place vs. taking advantage of the place.
Like most pacific Asians are doing something productive with the household, respect or not they add value and aren’t beggars who can’t make a meal for themselves without mommy.
*33*
Pewdiepie: “You can’t find a girl in your country so you find one online cringe who would do that”
Felix: Hides
MrBeast: Hides with Felix
PewDiePie is really going after that Felix Kjellberg guy
@C.S.E Europe i would still blame larissa
C.S.E Europe Uh... why does poverty matter? Lmfao
666 likes
It makes me cringe when Colt says “darling”
*darling in the franxx flashbacks*
ugh, same.
3:34
d-aaarling
Reminds me of acnh
"Colty, when I ask you money to buy stuffy"
I can't😂
the way he calls her babe and darling is peak cringe.
more like darlin'
lmao
I feel like he’d say m’lady🤓
@@liahamilton8931 Lmaooo 💀
@@liahamilton8931 LMAO
he sounds like a try hard dom pls-
Bruh let’s get real she’s the most honest gold digger in the world
Not really
Anfisa 90days fiancee : am i a joke to you?
Dude, like he married a guy, that has no a/c in his car. How should I be more clear. If she really wanted just money she would marry some single old rich guy. But I might be missing something. Tell if if I am
@@lukababilodze4283 nah i agree this dude is clearly not wealthy, lives at home with his mother and has the personality of a idk 5 year old maybe. Like wth is she getting out of this??
homeboy has no a/c in his car mate
i love how felix talks to edgar like he’s his roommate
You're right, I just notice it
Felix telling his roommates to sit on his lap and smack the tambourine..
@@SutsuMusic thought you said "smack my tambourine"
Llama Llikeit excusé moi quelle la merde?
That friend of colt, is a real friend. THATS THE MAN
Larissa: Time for my hourly
paycheck
Colt: yes dear...
\|/ +×÷=/_€£¥₩!@#$%^&*))-'cvb
She get paid a dollar a hour
Lmfaoooo
*OMEGASIMP*
yes darling ;)
"I feel like me and larissa are two different people" amazing observation..
People as in personalities, that do not match and are not similar
ah yes the floor is made of floor
Give him some credit. This might have been the first time he has ever had independent thoughts.
Colt is such a stud, he has two women competing for his attention.
One of them is his mother, but still.
Screaminggggg 😂😂
LMAOOOO
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Butch man, stud is a man of color or a masculine lesbian of color
😂😂😂😂😂
Colt is the personification of the act of watching paint dry. A corpse has more charisma than this man.
Still better than a certain gold digger 😶
"I'm looking at flights for Brazil." That was savage, maybe colt has some flavor after all.
You got a heart from lord felixxe your a god
Flour with chilli powder maybe
*flavour
I dont understand that
WOAH you got a lOvE from pEwDiEpiE
“Colt is kinda spoiled”
“I want a million dollars from colt”
*Balance, as all things should be*
... right but colt still lived with his mother ... getting cooked for and cleaned after... more than one thing can be true. But he is definitely spoiled.
@@Psalm_107.31 well maybe after this he can go live by himself cuz it looks like the mom is done
ugh dude if you look at it carefully, he’s supporting his mom, not the other way round
Such a funny couple.
One thing I have to give Colt credit for is that he is always calm and (mostly) reasonable. Getting emotional is usually a recipy for disaster.
Just bury them deep deep down inside never to surface that’s the key to a healthy relationship true
I love how they say she's from Brazil and then proceed to add a spanish music in the background. Thank you, very cool
Todo mundo sabe que português nem existe.
@@ghostblackmormor8120 trueeeee
Lmao ikr like put at least some Bossa Nova or search for Brazilian music on google, im not from Brazil btw.
@@luchoplena and yet you know Brazilian music better than 99% of today's Brazilians lmao majority doesn't even know what Bossa Nova is
@@wallacesousuke1433 tem muita nossa nova ruim, o rap das antigas são top
"What do men like? Sex and good food."
Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.
Second
@@RambleOn07 haha!, jokes on you! I still have my viginity!
I mean she's not wrong
I just want true love...
@@hazelnuts5402 I'll give you a tip: you'll never find it, unless you go out and take risks.
Larissa: "I'm a good negotiator"
Also Her: "Reduced the deal by 800"
Reduced by 2,800 she actually wanted 3,000
Larissa is a great negotiator she would probably lose more than she would gain
@@lelandbrown3432 The 3000 was for the perfume, but for the monthly credit card she wanted 1000 bucks.
Wait, isn't that a reasonable sum?
Why was she happy with 200 bucks a month? I can make that much in a day (a good day).
AkiRa22084 Well she wouldn't be doing a thing, plus the guy's sorta poor, and right off the bat she's demanding for money.. In my opinion she's nothing but leech.. 😩
The negotiations were short
If Colt didn't have the personality of a wet dish cloth he might find someone in his own country.
Larissa: “Honestly, I think he’s spoiled.”
ALSO Larissa: “I want a million dollars from him.”
Give me 1 million dollars now you are spoiled
@Aurellia Charleta 1 mil pay up
There is so much wrong from both sides. I feel very uncomfortable
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i just saw you on joinens video i think