You Can't Fool the Bladder Police: Effective Use of Urine Drug Screening

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

Комментарии • 49

  • @jagexneglectsalways6005
    @jagexneglectsalways6005 3 года назад +161

    Imagine how many peoples lives you and your company has ruined for no reason.

    • @avranes1
      @avranes1 2 года назад +2

      hah truth

    • @dougfoster445
      @dougfoster445 2 года назад

      On the flip side, how many lives has she saved from catching people that abuse drugs to the point where they aren't able to be stable on the job. Not everyone is just a simple pot smoker on the weekends.

    • @trentcarver5156
      @trentcarver5156 2 года назад

      @@dougfoster445 any of those people definitely lost their job but didn’t stop using over it 💀

    • @jonnitti1
      @jonnitti1 Год назад

      @@dougfoster445 the only drug you can reliably find is THC. Anything else gets out of your system in like 4 days. You can be told you have to take a drug test on Thursday, be actively railing lines and overdose that night and piss clean on Monday.

  • @TeMpZ_Veggies
    @TeMpZ_Veggies 3 года назад +84

    How’s the labour shortage going for y’all drug testing

  • @NJ_Galactic
    @NJ_Galactic 3 года назад +84

    right but there is a difference the person who goes home and enjoys some pot after a long day versus the ones who are high at work. Same applies for alcohol.

    • @victorglaviano
      @victorglaviano 2 года назад

      Exactly, the problem is the alcohol industry has a gazillion lobbyists, whereas marijuana has few!
      Although, as of late, many veterans, homemakers, professionals and others have been coming out and explaining how they have recovered from opioid addiction to controlling mood and pain relief, so it's no longer the stereotypical hippie, drug abuser/addict or person living in their mother's basement all their lives as has been the case in the past!
      As a person with a masters degree, combat veteran, full-time employed and in my 50s. I can tell you from days of heavy drinking which I stopped after decades, on my own, about 3 years ago but I'm not nor ever was an alcoholic, I can drink a couple of beers in a social setting and not again for months, just lost the desire, risk and taste for it. Now I like to smoke and relax after work and while watching TV to relax my body and mind. From the former... Fights, accidents, physical sickness, trips to hospital, lost work and family problems.
      The latter... Trips to convenience stores and over buying candy (hey, it stimulates the economy in these trying times!), Cough here and there, fallen asleep during movies and over eaten cookies, chips, pies, candy, french fries, fried chicken, pizza...! But still in great shape, my old lady hates me and wonders how in the hell I can do that, genes and moderation, can't do the pigging out every day!

  • @richardbanks4
    @richardbanks4 3 года назад +18

    Please take the next elevator directly down to hell.

  • @CheapRubbers
    @CheapRubbers 3 года назад +32

    The whole process is a violation lmao

  • @gunsnsexdolls4022
    @gunsnsexdolls4022 3 года назад +36

    You can use dmt and I think magic mushrooms if your a trucker.
    You can make reality break apart befor your eyes! but you can't have a joint after work?

  • @gagajess812
    @gagajess812 2 года назад +13

    Do you test for alcohol? Because why am I so bad for taking a hit at the end of my day vs. having a glass of wine.

  • @waltergoring8428
    @waltergoring8428 3 года назад +38

    "You can't fool the bladder police"
    Yes you can

  • @Josh-mj9on
    @Josh-mj9on 3 года назад +7

    Lmao. Never failed in my life.

    • @berto1878
      @berto1878 3 года назад

      how you pass

    • @jensenlopez2944
      @jensenlopez2944 3 года назад +7

      @@berto1878 quick fix

    • @nickhartman6372
      @nickhartman6372 2 года назад +3

      @@jensenlopez2944 amen to that, quick fix works for me every time. In fact I'm going to take a test right now! I don't even worry about it anymore, that's how well it's worked for me.

  • @garfunkel4540
    @garfunkel4540 2 года назад +8

    I like the use of the word “client” when asking for a sample but “employee” is used when I’m a worker. Talk about your employees like they are human, give them respect, pay them a decent living wage, the basic things should be met before you start telling people what they can do outside of work.

  • @elephantoslsd
    @elephantoslsd 2 года назад +8

    Even on 2x speed this lady still talk slow…

  • @D3vin_lun54rd
    @D3vin_lun54rd 2 года назад

    First of all YES YOU CAN, I've literally done it HUNDREDS of times over the years with a 100% success rate. You just need to be educated on the guidelines, and science.

  • @leoh5473
    @leoh5473 3 года назад +6

    Ok

  • @dougfoster445
    @dougfoster445 2 года назад

    *vigrouously taking notes for my test tomorrow*

  • @monsterhunter445
    @monsterhunter445 2 года назад +3

    Treatment lol its a drug test to prevent employment lol

  • @milmex317th
    @milmex317th 2 года назад

    Did she fall asleep or did they go on a smoke break 🤔 🚬

  • @Woodynik
    @Woodynik 2 года назад

    Only women experience being violated during supervised drug collection? This lady is so diluted

  • @smallpp688
    @smallpp688 2 года назад

    well i sure fooled em cuz i smoke daily and got hired

  • @kingicey3530
    @kingicey3530 2 года назад

    M