ASMR Voice: The Fake Fiance [M4F]
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- Опубликовано: 7 окт 2024
- Wait... why are we at your ex-boyfriend's wedding reception, again?!
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Written by Jodie-Louise
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**whispers** *We're the perfect happy couple with disney magic*
I WHEEZED
FaggityBoards TM IKR! The comments Cardibear gets on his video are the best
FaggityBoards TM I almost died laughing
I KNOW IM Y O D E L I N G IT WAS GORGEOUS
Wtf I was gonna say that how'd u know----- *confused Pikachu face intensifies*
FaggityBoards TM bro I kept replaying it 😂
"Is his profession full-time imaginary friend?"
HELL YES IT IS
I LOVE THIS
I am not above faking a proposal for a free dessert.
Lets go to a restaurant together and you should purpose so we can get some FREE DESERT
Final Froggit Approaches This is literally my friend
when she heard she tried to talk her bf into it but
we're 15....so it wouldn't be too believable...
sometimes i wonder about my life choices....
Not sure any of us are above doing that
My brother and I pretend to be twins to get free birthday desert 😅😅 it just be like that sometimes
Me and my bbf did that
"I thought you meant McDonald's or something."
lmao yeah you right it's right behind us
ultra nut oh, hello there.
Ann Loves oH YOURE HERE LMAO
-Let's all be Cardlin's fake fiancé lmao-
Kanna Kobayashi ME TOO
but can we acc tho
Baile Beck
probably not lmao-
we already are
Thought I already was. 🥺
I love that Cardlin probably brought his girl to a McDonald's after his love confession... I like my men #classy 😩👌💦
You fucking know mcdonalds is classy
Damn straight 🤣
The moment you called the listener "princess" was the moment I realized that mistakes have been made. I imagine the listener is all blushy too, whether to help sell it or genuinely flattered by all the praise.
OKAY.
This is seriously THE perfect audio. It’s honestly so well written and acted and masterfully executed. Good God. An actual masterpiece. Very well done, y’all! 👌🏼
5:25
Cardlin-"oh hi there"
Me-*flips off my ex and leaves*
XD I'm being real
Meee
W H E E Z E me tho
Too 😂
let’s be honest who needs Peter Kavinsky when you have Cardlin...
CARDLIN OVER PETER I SWEAR
PETERRRRR😂😂😍❤
My favorite comment ever
why not both ? 😍😂
Baile Beck yasss gurl
Saying 'Betrothed' sounds REGAL AF
Niah Solone all proper and shit hahaha
I don't even know how to say it 😂
"We're the perfect happy couple with Disney magic."
Me: *eyes light up* I got Disney magic...! 😍😍😍
"remember, we're the perfect happy couple with disney magic... apparently"
i can image the eye-roll when he says "apparently" lmaooo
“I just want her to know how much I love her” Me imagining what the ex would say next
“ BIH YOU WANT TO FIGHT?!?”
Dandilion Daisy bruh I’m wheezing at this comment right now
@@bailebeck
Me too
@@EmiriYelm Who wouldn't be W H E E Z I N G at this beautiful comment.
Holy mother of-- Cardlin sir, my lovely, umm... this is the most sweets most heart touching audio I’ve ever heard, the music the slow dance everything was and forever will be perfect I love you so much and you’re audios... but this one made me cry happy tears this is amazing, you’re amazing.
Part 2 part 2 who is with me 💕💕💓💓💓💕😭😘
Me ❤️❤️😍😍😭❤️
@@kyah-tegandale6249 😘💕💕
MEEEE
YEEEESSSSSSSS
Ooh ooh ME!!!💕💕💕
Lol this is so me!
me: "BUT YOU LOVE MEEEEE AND YOU MEH BESTIEEE!!!"
Cardlin: "don't you pull that 'I love me and I'm your best friend'"
Everyone else: “OMG CARDILS SO CUTE”
Me cackling on the floor: “It’s so SALTY I LOVE IT”
"seriously... Disneyworld?"
-yes cardlin Disney, i wanna be a princess let me be 😂.
Beautiful audio, i love it 😙
@Heather Laurent nothing happens. (If you get the vine then props to you 😊)
@Heather Laurent that's true he is the best vine cinnamon ever to pun the earth
@Heather Laurent that's so cool he should do that😁
IM MULAN
@@arphrodities I CALL MERIDA CAUSE OF THE ACCENT
👏GET👏 SOMEONE 👏LIKE👏CARDLIN👏IN👏 YOUR👏LIFE👏
"To say that i love you" *i have gone blind from being overwhelmed*
Him: This is your Ex wedding reception?!
Me: yes bish and were gonna destroy it!
*evil laugh*
PFFT-
A R S O N
Most audio's: lying in bed trying to sleep
This audio: AHHHHHH IM A PERFECT PRINCESS AND HE LOVES ME
It’s so cute how he so naturally started calling her “baby” and “sweetheart” after confessing 🥺😍
Cardlin: Every relationship you've had...
Me: 🎶Every move you make🎶
👏😂
Perfect. Fantastic. Marvelous. A perfect mix of funny and cute and dorky, and the music sets just the right mood so the conversation feels geniune and sweet instead of corny and overdone. 15/10!
As he says "in front of the castle" I WAS LITERALLY SAYING IT OUT LOUD TOO. BECAUSE THATS MY DREAM. I WOULD LOVE A PROPOSAL IN FRONT OF THE CASTLE 😍😍
It's the best cheesy proposals that everyone wants haha
I'm pretty shure alot of people want to get proposed to infront of a disney castle
Me included
Me too. I think it's really romantic ☺️
This has to be the most surreal, heart-felt piece you’ve done, Cardlin. This was executed so perfectly and I am so glad I was able to have a listen to this. You painted an amazing and beautiful picture, thank you for that!
Am I crying?? Yes! This is by far the most beautiful piece you've done Cardlin! Well done to the aaaamaaaaazing scriptwriter too!! The music adding to the atmosphere got me so hard, I could just picture the entire thing and I felt so warm and happy that I cried. This was absolutely flawless, well done ❤
Cardlin... you have out done yourself. This is by far my most favourite audio you have ever made.
cardlin has me feeling both incredibly lonely and loved at the same time. it's a gift.
Cardlin : How much I've wanted to say I'm in love with you.
Me : *EXCUSE ME WHAT, I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST AN ACT*
Cardlin :"We could go out for icecream"Me: *Tackles Cardlin into a hug* ICECREAM!
Wow! I've never been this early! Btw, I'm totally behind faking a proposal for free dessert 😉
Same
*Agrees*
Perfect happy couple with Disney magic... apparently.
Lmao! Brilliant
Friend: your a terrible influence on me
Me:I know it's my job
Nothings wrong with a proposal at Disney land. Family friend had that happen there 😂
Sommer Smitty a friend of mine got proposed to at Disney World in May. That's where she wants to get married too
"I´m not adding fuel to that fire." Oh pleasssssse, let´s add the whole gas station tank right after refill honey!
"Think of somewhere exotic..."
Disneyland.
"You seriously wanna say Disney World?"
I said DisneyLAND
6:04-6:12. 😂😂😂😂😂 aaand..... Disney Proposal ! This is so awwwwww 😆😆😆😆😆💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
*and i mean it baby*
chokes on cookie
That is hilarious
That is me 😂
I'mma make cookies now
@Zimber ET yeah here 🍪
@Zimber ET ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmm maybe
It's so weird but AMAZING to hear my script brought to life! Thanks for doing it the justice it deserved, Cardlin!
Also, I see a lot asking for part 2... I could do something maybe if Cardlin was interested in a part 2 and people suggested what kind of things they wanted! :)
This is amazing! Pls Cardlin darlin' (haha that rymes) part 2!!!!
Any ideas? If I get a feel for what people want, I can see what I can do :)
God bless you. This was amazing.
Trust me, that feeling never gets old! And bravo on an absolutely wonderful script! Also, tip on doing the part 2: don't do it unless you want to write it. I felt a good bit of pressure to do Kylo Ren part 2, but never felt comfortable going back to the subject until I knew I had a good idea.
Thank you for the advice, Amanda! I have a couple of ideas but we'll see! :)
*"Im gonna hold your hand and, we'll try to look like we're happy to be here..."*
Literally me and my 2 best friends everywhere
The “pretending to be your betrothed” description made me think of “Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812”.
CARDLIN THERE IS AN AWFUL PART IN THIS VIDEO: ENDING!!! Why it has to be end :(
Agreed, why did it have to end
him: princess...
me: *melts because that's my favorite nickname*
I'm dead serious, this was beautiful! I loved the music effect and how it played such a sweet melody when it came to the slow dance. The script was adorable and witty and you Cardlin brought it to life. Amazing job everyone who made this possible 😊❤
I love the ring of his voice when he says: "she didn't tell you?" Like BITCH I WON
PART 2, PART 2, PART 2! Freaking adorably sweet adorableness. My heart is happy with this 😍
It's so cute, my heart is in pain
Just wondering what’s the song that “we” danced to cause it sounds very beautiful.
By the way, good work on this ^-^
Jade Perez it’s so pretty. it's the wanderer by the nyquil theorm i think
Hello Jade! You can find the song here; ruclips.net/video/FpkDZ8NcIeA/видео.html. You can also download it for free on my bandcamp here: thenyquiltheorum.bandcamp.com/track/wanderer. I'm really glad you liked it! Thanks for listening!
Omg cardlin you gave me a freakin heart attack with this title, still love you tho! It’s amazing, just like you
That song in the background was so beautiful...it made me cry!
Him: “We’re the perfect happy couple with Disney Magic!”
Me: “YAS!”
The end where he says “one day, one day I’ll get you a real one” my heart fluttered cause that’s sounds so cute
oof the title reminds me of "To All The Boys I've Loved" 😂
Netflix! (°O°)
Stop 🤣🤣🤣
Thankyou for this kuya. You never failed to make me feel okay. :’)
Where can you find a fake fiancee someone please let me know?😂😂😂😂
Kayla Chenault I heard they sell them on Amazon , free shipping too
cupcake cutie when there are 69 likes but you wanna like it
oUCH this hurt especially at 8:20 AND WHY AM I CRYING
I was scrollimg through the comments while listening and now youve made me scared of 8:20
THIS ONE IS THE BEST IVE EVER, AND I MEAN E V E R, HEARD, I WAS LIKE “CARDLIN OMG STOP IM SMILING TOO MUCH”
This is my first time crying on a happy audio, I usually cry when I listen to the comforting audios but this time I cried when I listened to this one and i think the music really helped making your audio nice and warm. Thank you so much for doing this for us , you’re so kind and generous❤️.
Any CardlinAudio video ends:
Me: godDAMMIT! WHY DO ALL GOOD THINGS HAVE TO COME TO AN END!?!?!? MORE PLEASE!!!
I'm watchng Downton Abbey right now...and 'bethrothed' sounds so perfect right now!
I love that GarageBand soundtrack Cardlin. Cranking the tunes m8
Ah, my poor little heart can't take how lovely this audio is, that it hurts💘
Cardlin: What’s his (imaginary boyfriend’s) name?
Me: **looks mysteriously into the distance, then back at him.** ....Cardlin. **Walks mysteriously into the distance.**
that 1 dislike is from our ex
Betty Oswald well, our ex has ten different accounts now
@@alexandriadavenport4989 hes just extra salty. It *Is* his wedding after all
He's made more accounts y'all
The waaaaay he said "Buenos Aires" It's just... *Swoon* hot af!!!
Cardlin...shhhhh....don’t say my plan out loud. You’ll jinx it.
EDIT: Okay, I’m actually crying. Omg.
Izu-kun! What Are you doing here!?
Izuku,Tenya? what the heck
Izuku and Tenya-Kun?? *whyyyyyyyy*
THIS IS THE BEST AUDIO YOU HAVE EVER PUT OUT IM SCREECHING
My crazy fangirl heart can’t take this cuteness. 💕💕
I just realized I’m single af and have no friends ;w;
same :/
Same with me 😢
3:31
Me: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE PERSON. WERE NEVER NOT GONNA BE A TEAM!! 🎵🎶
IS IT REALLY TRUE, I'M YOUR FAVWITE PERSON?!
HIGH SCHOOL IS SHIT, AND YOU GOTTA HELP ME CONQUER IT
Omg best Audio...Again!! This might be the best second one but this is now also one of my favorites!😆
THIS WAS SO SWEET? LIKE I REALLY MADE A WHOLE MOVIE IN MY HEAD? omg why am I so emotional? This is my favourite vid so far, you really outdid yourself 😂😭💕💕💕
this was so beautiful. the music was so perfect for the mood and I just wanted to cry
Oh gosh your voice is so romantic
I found your channel a week ago and for like a few days I've been listening to your stuff on and off, your a great actor by the way. Yet, this one, this wholesome video was the reason I subscribed- it just made my day so much and yeah- you sir are doing great work! !!
Now if you excuse me I have drawings to execute since inspiration struck!!!
Aww my little heart❤️I wish someone would be this cute and real with me soon. . . Thank you Cardlin for giving me this warm feeling that I hope someone will give me🌸❤️
Cardlin: I know you said we were going out to eat but I thought you meant McDonald's or something
Me: *gasp* screw the fancy restaurant we're going to pig out on McDonald's XD
I like how Cardlin keeps skimping over the fact that he did it ‘at disney’ and is just having a *blast* just rubbing it into his face
4:34 IS NO ONE GONNA TALK BOUT THAT
my heart the way he said it
I love how his voice is not fake deep
OMG THAT WAS SO CUTE IM CRYING
Cardlin the way you are acting in this how I treat my friends XD
i just cried. i want a love like this omg. cardlin-your voice makes me so happy when i listen to you. thank you so much for making these videos
“I just assumed you thought one of the workers were cute.”
*that too-*
Him: Remember, were the perfect happy couple with Disney magic!
Me: Disney magic! >:3
Holy, I wish me and my best friend were this close, I mean I like him and we are super close but I’m to scared to say anything, he knows when I’m sad, and when I’m sad he knows how to cheer me up, but i don’t wanna ruin things so I keep my mouth shut but this was amazing as always cardlin💞(plus he would never like me😢😭)
Girl, you better say something!!!
Natalie I’m too scared
@@zoewarfield6505 you can do it!!! you're brave! it doesn't have to be "we date or never talk again" it can be like, "hey, i love being your friend. I also think it'd be really cool if we held hands and kissed sometimes, but if not that's totally fine too." talking about feelings isn't going to ruin things! if he doesn't like you back, you'll get over him (while still being besties). and if he does like you back, you'll date (while still being besties).
Natalie Okay this really helped, maybe I’ll ask him but not directly but kinda slowly. Thank you
@@zoewarfield6505
3:30
*randomly puts on a red hoodie* Is it really true, I'm your favewite pewson? D-Does anyone get the reference or...? 😂
C-C-C-Come on
I started crying after the dancing started. Cardlin, this was perfect and your videos are amazing. And shout out to the author for writing this in a way that it felt so real.
Cardlin: I should go to let you think this through
Me: DONT GO YOUR MY “FAKE” FIANCÉ
Also this is such a smart idea literally!!
this was the cheesest, the most adorable, lovable asmr roleplay i ever heard and it was beautiful
omg this is so precious omg
the purest thing I have ever listened to
thank you for this!!
O gosh you’re making me blush ☺️And thanks for calling me princess and is ok if I can call u prince
Him: You look beautiful tonight, Sweetheart💙
Me: **in my 7up pajama pants and random band shirt** Aww, thanks Boo💙💙💙
Oh my god. I really like that song. Someone please lmk what it is?
Hello Aisha! You can find the song here; ruclips.net/video/FpkDZ8NcIeA/видео.html. It was written just for this audio!
TheNyquil Theorum thank you!
This is amazing as always Cardlin. This video is my favorite audios by you. My other favorite audio is the wedding vows one. You do an amazing job at every boyfriend and husband audio you do.
ugh just picturing the part when we’re dancing and he confesses makes my heart get all fluttery, like, we’re in this beautiful setting with this soft song, I picture a lot of fairy lights and stuff and just leaning against his chest as he listen to him 🥺🥺🥺