People with Seemingly Superhuman Abilities

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Комментарии • 853

  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  4 месяца назад +34

    Go to sheathunderwear.com and use the code “BLAZE” to get 20% off your order! Thank you Sheath for the sponsorship!

    • @Rattle.to.tattle
      @Rattle.to.tattle 4 месяца назад

      how is this comment 2 days old if the video is only 1 hour old 🤔

    • @GrievousReborn
      @GrievousReborn 4 месяца назад

      No my boxers are fine thank you I said switch to them after using boxer briefs forever

    • @Purumal1337
      @Purumal1337 4 месяца назад

      to answer your questions about the japanese guy who cut a projectile, it was shot at a distance of 70 feet and he did it 8 times in 10 attempts on a tv show once. So I would argue its still pretty damn impressive honestly..

    • @michaelmayhem350
      @michaelmayhem350 4 месяца назад +1

      All those tele-evangelists healing people for money but non of them on this list

    • @michaelmayhem350
      @michaelmayhem350 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Rattle.to.tattlebecause videos are recorded and uploaded way in advance then it's scheduled when they go public so we can see them.

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan 4 месяца назад +491

    Blain Braze in a nutshell = The writers live in cages, the editor is chained to a radiator, and the designated driver is legally blind....

    • @VulianJu
      @VulianJu 4 месяца назад

      Oi, Dave being our DD is a freakin’ godsend compared to being in Kevin’s cramped ass hatchback…you got any idea how many cases of Diet Coke that thirsty bitch has in there?!

    • @GredelsRage
      @GredelsRage 4 месяца назад +6

      Youre not wrong. Lol

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 4 месяца назад +19

      And the blazement mushrooms are huge

    • @VulianJu
      @VulianJu 4 месяца назад

      Oi, Dave being our DD is a freakin' godsend compared to being in Kevin's cramped ass hatchback...you got any idea how many cases of Diet Coke that thirsty b!tch has in there?!

    • @somerandom3257
      @somerandom3257 4 месяца назад +43

      And the guy in charge is on a mountain of coke and on a tangent

  • @architeuthis3476
    @architeuthis3476 3 месяца назад +57

    Here's the thing that often gets left out when yoo hear those stories of mothers lifting cars to save their children:
    Those women tear their muscles apart and sometimes even break their bones by doing it.
    They don't suddenly get supernaturally strong, they just don't feel and/or ignore the serious damage they're doing to their bodies, when most of us would be in too much pain to do something like that.
    So yeah, people _can_ do things like that, but it isn't like they just go about their lives afterwards, they need serious medical attention, possibly even surgery, a long recovery time, and will probably have permanent physical problems for the rest of their lives.

    • @aaronaaronsen3360
      @aaronaaronsen3360 2 месяца назад

      It reminds me of the tank turret ripping scene in Ghost in the shell. Except instead of cyborg limbs, there's real human parts that can't be swapped with factory fresh ones..

    • @Swiftkitten88
      @Swiftkitten88 Месяц назад

      what the above person said! human muscles are MUCH stronger than our body allows us to use because doing so can cause serious permanent damage. humans muscles are strong enough to break our own bones. however because of this the human body has a limiter that wont allows us to access this strength unless our life is in danger (because being alive with a permanent serious is more evolutionary advantageous than being dead) it also why this absurd burst of strength strength is also available to protect offspring. as again it's evolutionary advantageous to keep our offspring alive. interestingly enough IIRC gorillas don't have this limiter.

  • @TravisRiddles
    @TravisRiddles 4 месяца назад +197

    Simon telling people not to play with swords when i vividly remember him stabbing a large knife into his own desk is rich 😂

    • @KingXulthaar
      @KingXulthaar 4 месяца назад +8

      Not a sword, though! lol

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@KingXulthaar the british sword is the amercan toothpick 😂

    • @angeleide1344
      @angeleide1344 4 месяца назад

      I was thinking the same thing 😂lmao

    • @herstoryanimated
      @herstoryanimated 4 месяца назад

      ​@@marcbeebee6969 technically USA doesn't have a sword 😂 (except some sketchy European knockoffs)

    • @jordanwhitecar1982
      @jordanwhitecar1982 3 месяца назад +3

      You can still see the HOLE HE PUT IN THE DESK

  • @piperjaycie
    @piperjaycie 4 месяца назад +64

    Was accidentally watching this on x1.5 and thought Simon was on extra crack during this recording!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @benjamingrunbaum3601
      @benjamingrunbaum3601 4 месяца назад +4

      just the usual amount...

    • @killerjazzcat9379
      @killerjazzcat9379 4 месяца назад +2

      "Extra"

    • @truhhhhhhhokIII3
      @truhhhhhhhokIII3 3 месяца назад +3

      Sup fellow speedwatcher! 1.75 here, and i have to slow down to 1.5 for simons vids bc yes he already talks nice and fast and i love it haha

    • @bradlevantis913
      @bradlevantis913 3 месяца назад

      Tried it. That’s my new go to speed

    • @Souls4Roca
      @Souls4Roca 3 месяца назад +1

      so normal speed?

  • @TheAntiburglar
    @TheAntiburglar 4 месяца назад +61

    That blink and you miss it Skeletor with the cane and glasses made me spit out my oatmeal XD

  • @chrysshart
    @chrysshart 4 месяца назад +25

    18:30 Simon describes his reaction to getting shocked by mains electricity in the most British way possible: "I had to have a lie down". XD

  • @nmgg6928
    @nmgg6928 4 месяца назад +44

    Omg the edit about trying listening to your steps with a toddler i felt this in my soul. I have a 18month old a 5 year old and a 17 year old. They leave shit EVERYWHERE no matter how much i pick up and make them too.

    • @thepyrokitten
      @thepyrokitten 4 месяца назад +2

      Good luck finding those legos

  • @naughtseeingeye7767
    @naughtseeingeye7767 4 месяца назад +55

    I saw the samurai guy. He was on a baseball field at home plate & the guy with the bb gun was where the pitcher stands. He cut all the baseballs perfectly in 1/2 & cut all the bbs shot at him. He did a demonstration on a show called Stan Lee's Superhumans

    • @yookazi
      @yookazi 4 месяца назад +6

      町井勲先生 is a true samurai and can be found on Instagram and seen to this day posting his capabilities routinely

    • @aaroncruz6595
      @aaroncruz6595 3 месяца назад +3

      Superhumans was a great show actually. I believe that echolocation guy was on it as well.

    • @CliffSedge-nu5fv
      @CliffSedge-nu5fv 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@yookaziBeing a swordsman does not a samurai make. Which shogun or daimyo does he serve?

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 3 месяца назад

      Badass indeed.

    • @danielguy3581
      @danielguy3581 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes, and Teller can catch a bullet with his teeth.

  • @MrWhangdoodles
    @MrWhangdoodles 4 месяца назад +23

    Petition to give Simon a BB gun and a katana:
    👇

    • @ApothecaryTerry
      @ApothecaryTerry 4 месяца назад

      *under supervision
      Simon with either of those things and no supervision is a terrifying prospect 🤣

  • @CDCI3
    @CDCI3 4 месяца назад +59

    Potential spoilers:
    For those of us in the US (or with some other form of cultural learning impairment), I believe the end is a reference to currant buns... Or I just didn't get the joke.

    • @gidelix
      @gidelix 4 месяца назад +12

      i didn’t get the joke either

    • @VulianJu
      @VulianJu 4 месяца назад +18

      Dave had to explain the joke to me a couple weeks ago…I could sense his text based British judgement.

    • @CDCI3
      @CDCI3 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@VulianJu lol, once Simon said it was a joke, I thought for a second and googled "currant buns" and it popped up with "A currant bun is a European" and I was like "yup, pretty sure I nailed it."

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 4 месяца назад +3

      So this is what it feels like when we germans talk about cars.
      What is a currant bun ?

    • @CDCI3
      @CDCI3 4 месяца назад

      @@marcbeebee6969 Me providing the term is enough for anyone to Google it themselves.

  • @Talisguy
    @Talisguy 4 месяца назад +224

    Regarding the "lifting a car off your baby" thing - your brain limits the output of your muscles to prevent you from damaging your body too badly. When you're flooded with that much adrenaline, you override those limits.
    Exactly how much extra strength this gives you is hard to verify - obviously, you can't test this, you can't trap children under cars in front of their mothers to see how much they can lift when their muscles leave safe mode and they're willing to give themselves serious, possibly permanent injuries to save their kids - but it's worth remembering that you don't need to lift the _entire car_ in this situation, just part of it. Lifting part of a car is something a sufficiently strong person can do. So this is plausible.

    • @bloodforthebloodgod1137
      @bloodforthebloodgod1137 4 месяца назад +33

      why can't trap we children under cars in front of their mothers to see how much they can lift when their muscles leave safe mode and they're willing to give themselves serious, possibly permanent injuries? Huh? Why?

    • @Talisguy
      @Talisguy 4 месяца назад +39

      ​@@bloodforthebloodgod1137 Because some people just won't let us do anything fun.

    • @Talisguy
      @Talisguy 4 месяца назад +25

      ​​@@bloodforthebloodgod1137 Also, that's such an appropriate username for that comment.

    • @bloodforthebloodgod1137
      @bloodforthebloodgod1137 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Talisguy Damn, that was quick.

    • @CDCI3
      @CDCI3 4 месяца назад +18

      ​@@TalisguyThen can we trap mouse children under mouse cars in front of their mouse mothers to see how much they can lift when their mouse muscles leave mouse safe mode and they're willing to give themselves serious, possibly permanent mouse injuries to save their mouse kids?

  • @heatherscompletelackofchil6127
    @heatherscompletelackofchil6127 4 месяца назад +6

    My neighbor lifted a car off her daughter when she accidentally backed over her while she was playing, it isn't impossible. She didn't lift it over her head or anything, she just grabbed the bumper and lifted the back end a little, just high enough and long enough for her older daughter to pull her younger daughter out from under the wheel. Depending on what model car it is, it takes less people than you think to lift a car completely clear of the ground, and leverage matters. If you've got the car on an incline facing down and the weight of the engine is at the front I'd believe a foaming-at-the-mouth human momma bear could lift the back end of a car up a bit for a few seconds.

  • @andrew24601
    @andrew24601 4 месяца назад +12

    blind skeletor, im CRYING (4:47)

  • @MegaKat
    @MegaKat 4 месяца назад +91

    Yup, blindness is a spectrum, only 10% of us have total blindness. I, for example, have -11.00 sight out of half of one eye remaining, and only in dimly lit settings. I am fully blind in the light. There are so many variables to eyesight and eyes are incredibly complicated organs, so outside of full blindness, no two blind people's remaining sight is the same.

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 4 месяца назад +2

      Indeed. I was born totally blind, but my eyesight was restored by surgery when I was only a few months old. Before my eyes started crapping out due to age my eye sight was 20/20 and 20/15.
      I don’t know what -11.00 means, but the 20/__ scale compares your eyesight to what the average person can see at twenty feet. So if your sight was 20/300 you would have to be within twenty feet to see something an average person can see at 300 feet. If the second number is lower than 20 it means your sight is above average, in my case (with one eye) I could see something at twenty feet that the average person would have to be within 15 feet away.

    • @kokomo9764
      @kokomo9764 4 месяца назад

      I'm sick of this spectrum crap.

    • @climbableaidan99
      @climbableaidan99 4 месяца назад +2

      My girlfriend and her brother have stargardts disease and both registered as blind but their eye sights differ massively. I'm used to audio describing everything for my girlfriend but get strange looks off her brother as his sight is a lot better and can see most things I'm describing to him already 😂

    • @MegaKat
      @MegaKat 4 месяца назад +9

      @@kokomo9764 --says the sighted person to the blind person.

    • @MegaKat
      @MegaKat 4 месяца назад +3

      @climbableaidan99 yeah, I'll be outside around dusk and be able to track some movement if it's not too far, and I'll surprise my neighbors by greeting them before I've heard their footsteps. Then they see me midday in shades with a cane, and at first I got some accusations that I was faking, a few assholes waving a hand in front of my face ("I can see 3 inches from my face, dipshit."), etc. Thankfully, sense has prevailed in my neighborhood. At least it did after I explained how my right eye still works.

  • @OakKnobFarm
    @OakKnobFarm 4 месяца назад +7

    Lego underfoot.
    No more needs to be said Dave (from another Dave)

  • @philh.1525
    @philh.1525 4 месяца назад +8

    Very good at pain killing; I'm on an UK medical cannabis prescription and it is life changing. Coming off the neural blockers is hellacious but fantastic as I'm recovering mental and physical acuity while enduring the withdrawal.
    Anyhoo, that's my personal experience, so far.

  • @rhov-anion
    @rhov-anion 4 месяца назад +69

    My uncle is a retired lineman. He got into the profession after some idiot kid at school dared him to stick a fork in a light socket, and my even-more-idiot uncle did so with no ill effects. The kid who dared him insisted the power must be off, stuck the fork in for himself, and was blasted backward. My grandparents used him to fix wiring around the house since they didn't have to cut the main as he worked. As a lineman, he was sent on the most dangerous jobs, often handling the wires with no grounding, gloves, or anything. He said it "just tickled a little." If he had known he could get a Guinness record for this... well, he wouldn't care about stupid stuff like that, but he might have been able to convince his foreman to pay him more for doing jobs that were literally fatal to normal humans.

    • @heliotaxis
      @heliotaxis 4 месяца назад +4

      My siblings and I are the same, though we have never been well enough to capitalise on it... because we all have a genetic disorder...
      Unsure if these things are somehow connected.

    • @Mr12BS
      @Mr12BS 4 месяца назад +5

      He could have also used it as a bar trick to get free drinks

  • @CrudzMcKenzie
    @CrudzMcKenzie 4 месяца назад +10

    The mothers lifting cars legend comes from cases where cars were flipped upside down, and they weren't lifted very high. Basically they were slightly tipping over a top heavy object for a few seconds while someone else pulled the child out. Far easier to believe than "bench pressing" a car the way Simon represents it.

  • @maurer3d
    @maurer3d 4 месяца назад +36

    10:14 I lived in a rough neighborhood once, and was talking to a neighbor, and he mentioned how he kept a baseball bat hidden near the front door in case of a push-in robbery I just smiled and chuckled. He asked me why I laughed, so I reached behind my couch (near the door) and pulled out my katana.

    • @tripsaplenty1227
      @tripsaplenty1227 4 месяца назад +10

      if you don't know how to actually use a sword the bat is a better weapon. It's a club.

    • @margaretwordnerd5210
      @margaretwordnerd5210 4 месяца назад +6

      I've known people who knew how to use swords or battle axes who thwarted a home invasion or mugging. But knowledge and experience sparring are important unless you have a Smartsword or it's magic.

    • @Fallocaust
      @Fallocaust 4 месяца назад +3

      This reads like a copy pasta

    • @dark2023-1lovesoni
      @dark2023-1lovesoni 3 месяца назад

      Then there's me over here, chuckling to myself, with my Beretta, training, and lethal combat experience. Which admittedly spawned a "nightcap" drinking habit to stave off horrific nightmares. So I might not be as quick after midnight, but arguably, a gun in a trained hand is MUCH more effective than any blunt/sharp object.

  • @aveleziii
    @aveleziii 4 месяца назад +7

    the magic formula of incredible writers, brilliant editors, and trauma bonding in the blazement makes this my favorite channel. Simon is a wizard

  • @Barbqisu
    @Barbqisu 4 месяца назад +11

    From America, as far as I can tell, the legalization of weed is probably the only thing, recently, my country has done that makes any sense.

  • @bryanvigue8779
    @bryanvigue8779 4 месяца назад +9

    Shoutout to Dave's mom! What a BEAST!!!❤

  • @meganmarts5769
    @meganmarts5769 4 месяца назад +5

    Simon. There was an episode of into the shadows all about the people who can't feel pain.
    Apparently Annie Oakley, shooting two pistols from the hip could shoot one bullet into the other. Ive seen the bullets on display in a museum. Stuck together

  • @crystanubis
    @crystanubis 4 месяца назад +14

    Wait, wait, wait... There are times when Electroboom HASN'T hurt himself!?

    • @CptDrake
      @CptDrake 4 месяца назад +2

      When he was hurting Linus Sebastian? 😅

    • @muadeeb
      @muadeeb 4 месяца назад +1

      Those must've been outtakes

    • @tyrannicpuppy
      @tyrannicpuppy 4 месяца назад +1

      @@CptDrake and Dan from the Slow Mo Guys.

  • @rpNerd
    @rpNerd 4 месяца назад +12

    He warned us about the cars, but not the legos!!
    Also, this is something I actually practiced as a cosplayer because of contacts that have little to no visibility. Having a handler helps, but my uncanny ability to watch people talk when my eyes are completely whited out is a joy few experience. It scares the shit out of people XD

    • @JonPITBZN
      @JonPITBZN 4 месяца назад +2

      "He warned us about the cars, but not the legos!!"
      The cars will kill you, while the legos will only make you wish you were dead

  • @djdrack4681
    @djdrack4681 4 месяца назад +14

    I picture going to any rotherdam bar, and seeing a "this person [picture of danny] not permitted entry (known to start bar fights, random tangents)".

  • @coreartalex6708
    @coreartalex6708 4 месяца назад +7

    Every new episode I keep asking myself
    Wtf hasn’t happened to Dave!!? 😂

  • @TS-Cosmic
    @TS-Cosmic 4 месяца назад +9

    Really should talk about what happens after the fact. The mothers arms usually explode or take extreme damage. I'm not saying it's not doable just remind people there are real world consequences of doing incredible things.

    • @christianmeeks4430
      @christianmeeks4430 4 месяца назад

      That's why my back hurts all the time.

    • @han5vk
      @han5vk 4 месяца назад

      Exploding arms sounds pretty BS.

    • @coreymartin6363
      @coreymartin6363 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@han5vk there was a story called "the man whose arms exploded."
      It was a bit different, though, about someone who pumped steroids and other junk in his biceps until they were enormous and then they popped.

    • @TS-Cosmic
      @TS-Cosmic 4 месяца назад +3

      @@han5vk more her muscles destroying themselves due to stress.

  • @jessbarnes735
    @jessbarnes735 4 месяца назад +9

    19:07
    "It did however, SPARK his interest in finding out just exactly what else he might be able to do." 🤣🤣
    Dave, you legendary legend, you!🤩🤩

  • @loka7783
    @loka7783 4 месяца назад +7

    They other key factor in something like a mother lifting a car, is that the person cannot, even for a millisecond, doubt their ability to do the thing in question. Also the thing to remember that makes it less "super human" is that people doing these things often wreck their bodies. The brain places limits on us for a reason.

  • @Captainbigmike86
    @Captainbigmike86 4 месяца назад +3

    I have now finally watched every Brain Blaze video!!!
    Continuing my self challenge to absorb all the knowledge within the Simon Whistlerverse

  • @sjeune4555
    @sjeune4555 4 месяца назад +30

    Brain blaze drinking game:
    1. One shot per tangent minute.
    2. One shot when Simon says “… and I, same page”.
    3. One shot per “am I RIGHT PETER”.
    4. One shot per Siri not working.
    5. One shot per question asked at ChatGPT.
    6. One shot when Simon says “amount of times I’ve …., amount of times I’ve ….. f’ing ZERO.
    7. One shot when Simon explains that Dave is blind.
    8. One shot per 5 vintage memes. (Extra shot if it is, “joke’s on you, I’m in to that sh!t”)
    9. One shot if an intro is longer than 5 minutes.
    10. One shot per Simon mentioning he has other channels.
    11. One shot per Simon calling it “business blaze” instead of “brain blaze”.
    12. One shot per Simon telling what he has been, or is gonna be, eating or drinking that day.
    13. One shot per Simon sh!tting on Raid shadow legends.
    14. One shot per Simon telling that he is doing this video because the last video with the same subject did well.
    15. One shot per Simon telling that he likes money.
    16. One shot if Simon tells that he lives in the Czech Republic.
    17. One shot when Simon says “allegedly”.
    Please add suggestions. And I’ll add them for next video’s comment.

    • @aceundead4750
      @aceundead4750 4 месяца назад +10

      18. Get stomach pumped so you can stay alive to play again next week.

    • @ignitionfrn2223
      @ignitionfrn2223 4 месяца назад +9

      Remember the old days of Business Blaze when someone actually tally up all the OG simon's memes ?

    • @sz-me
      @sz-me 4 месяца назад +8

      Add a disclaimer to make sure people have activated charcoal nearby for when the alcohol poisoning hits

    • @pioneercynthia1
      @pioneercynthia1 4 месяца назад +10

      19: One shot if the sponsor is Sheath or Vessi and talks about wearing them.
      20: One shot if Simon says, "Let's GO!"
      21: One shot if Simon says, "Bruh."
      22: One shot if Simon mentions his children.
      23: One shot if Simon mentions the Basement.

    • @forrestfoellinger4020
      @forrestfoellinger4020 4 месяца назад +3

      11.5 one shot whenever Simon gets dyslexic and calls it Blain Braze

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 4 месяца назад +23

    2:10 - Mid roll ads
    3:40 - Chapter 1 - Daniel Kish (Sonar tongue)
    8:25 - Chapter 2 - Isao Machii (Swordmanship)
    14:00 - Chapter 3 - Jo cameron (Inability to feel pain)
    17:55 - Chapter 4 - Pajkic (Human Battery)

    • @Delightfully_Bitchy
      @Delightfully_Bitchy 4 месяца назад

      I'm willing to bet that Chapter 3 is second only to the midroll ads when it comes to being most skipped.
      Thank you for the timeline, btw. 🙂

  • @OG_Agrivar
    @OG_Agrivar 4 месяца назад +32

    As an older American, lemme tell ya: the change in marijuana laws here has been a delightful surprise, and I'm constantly amazed at how well it's going (overall).

    • @margaretthatcher6828
      @margaretthatcher6828 4 месяца назад +3

      As an older American...I can't remember shit...so I don't need to be dumbed down anymore.

  • @udowannun7780
    @udowannun7780 4 месяца назад +5

    As someone who routinely held competitions with my cousin to see who could hold onto an approx. 6,000 volt electric fence the longest, I feel a healthy respect for a dude who can withstand 30,000 v., and don’t really doubt it. The generating of current, though, I find a bit doubtful.

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter 4 месяца назад

      That's crazy to me. The first time I hit the hot tape on our bull pen, I vaguely remember getting hit in the chest at point-blank range by a shotgun and suddenly moving about 5 feet away from the tape, with no idea of what had happened. There was nothing voluntary about my backing off. 😂
      I have no idea how strong the fence was, though. Strong enough to stop a couple bulls, apparently. Pretty sure I couldn't hold onto that deliberately if I'd tried.

  • @cash8688
    @cash8688 4 месяца назад +7

    The mos def joke is going to go over a lot of heads but editor I see you

    • @VulianJu
      @VulianJu 4 месяца назад

      I see what you did there. I liked it…

    • @CDCI3
      @CDCI3 4 месяца назад

      Word

  • @RobertTaylor-sd3zy
    @RobertTaylor-sd3zy 4 месяца назад +21

    I regularly practice throwing knives, it's a fun outdoor activity I've done for years. One day I threw my 8 inch coldsteel throwing knife and it bounced back at me perfectly at the same trajectory as I threw it. It hit me in the forehead full force. I luckily was hit with the blunt side of the blade and only had a nice bruise on my head. Sharp toys are fun, but you definitely always need to be careful, 1 rotation of that knife and I'd definitely be dead.

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 4 месяца назад +1

      Why would you be dead? How many cm does the knife enter into the wood when you throw? Not *that* deep probably and bones are fucking hard.. There's a reason nobody ever seriously used throwing knives as a killing tool.

    • @CDCI3
      @CDCI3 4 месяца назад +3

      Lol, the forehead can be pretty resilient. As kids, my brother in law swung a machete and hit my wife about half an inch above the eyebrows. Not the dull side. Their family was (put nicely) a very "rub some dirt in it" type of family. So she snuck past her mom, put some butterflies bandages on it, and avoided all questions at school by time traveling back five years and convincing her mother to homeschool them. She still has a little scar, but it's fairly unnoticeable, especially when she puts makeup over it.

    • @catboxvideo
      @catboxvideo 4 месяца назад +1

      i use to throw hatchets and am teaching my daughter archery (she is five) chess and tt Battletech but hey.
      a mate of mine shot himself in the head with a 357 magnum due to being on an indoor range that was 'rated for large handguns' and the round ricocheted off the backstop and clocked him right in the melon. had recieved concussion and big bruise out of it

    • @RobertTaylor-sd3zy
      @RobertTaylor-sd3zy 3 месяца назад

      @@desperadox7565 like 4 inchs easy XD, it 100% would have slit my head open. i throw big ass knifes.

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 3 месяца назад

      @@RobertTaylor-sd3zy You through a knife 4 inches deep into hard wood? I seriously doubt that. You've probably watched too many movies.🙄

  • @AdrianDowthwaite
    @AdrianDowthwaite 4 месяца назад +8

    5:00 the eyes, the glasses! Thank you Julian for the laugh.

    • @VulianJu
      @VulianJu 4 месяца назад

      Fsho, fam

  • @FranklyFailing
    @FranklyFailing 4 месяца назад +37

    I'm an ICU nurse. I just recently looked after someone who had a car jack fail and the car fall on their face. The pulled their face out from between concrete and the car. In fairness, they degloved their face doing it but it was literally the kind of story in the intro. They are alive, multiple facial fractures, multiple broken vertebrae, and little to no skin on their face.

  • @amemooress6291
    @amemooress6291 4 месяца назад +10

    Simon saying "I can do that" reminds me of every guy on the internet who claims they can fight [insert an animal here that they definitely couldn't fight, like a gorilla]. 😂😂😂

  • @JamesBlackman13
    @JamesBlackman13 4 месяца назад +2

    lol Simon you have drastically underestimated the power of adrenaline😂

  • @allisonbergh4429
    @allisonbergh4429 4 месяца назад +3

    Absolutely brilliant editing in this one, and Dave’s writing is on point as always. Simon is also good at his job. 😆 Bravo, everyone!

  • @ERMediaOfficial
    @ERMediaOfficial 4 месяца назад +6

    53 seconds after upload I clicked. New record :)

    • @FViola440
      @FViola440 4 месяца назад

      Congrats Bro!
      Lol. Honorable mention to you and your Superhuman Ability

  • @lonewanderer3603
    @lonewanderer3603 4 месяца назад +6

    6:47 had me crying 😂😂

  • @andrewsisson6536
    @andrewsisson6536 4 месяца назад +2

    I always love the variations on "Learning with Factboi"! The weirder they get, the louder I laugh!

  • @steebee1841
    @steebee1841 4 месяца назад +3

    Karl pillington vs blind Dave would be magic.

  • @NBNV
    @NBNV 4 месяца назад +12

    Editing was immaculate in this one.

  • @scubasteveny
    @scubasteveny 4 месяца назад +5

    This episode is Simon at his comedic best.

  • @metern
    @metern 19 дней назад +1

    Isao Machii does actually split a bullet in mid-air. There's even a video on RUclips. Yes, the bullet is a softgun bb. But Isao managed to draw his sword and split the bullet as the gun was fired.

  • @kanedaku
    @kanedaku 4 месяца назад +1

    By Cthulhu, Skeletor in the glasses with the cane made me crack up!!! 😆🤣🙃😅
    Edit: Mos Def, the face after being hit by that Citroen Ami... Editor Julian did a bang up job on this one!

  • @han5vk
    @han5vk 4 месяца назад +1

    That electricity dude is total bullshit. You can "withstand" tens of millions of volts. The waveform, frequency, amplitude, overall duration, path of current and body impedance determine the damage done.

  • @Katya.Hellpop
    @Katya.Hellpop 4 месяца назад +1

    Currently recovering from extensive abdominal surgery and was given opioids. No thanks, I'll keep smoking my weed for pain.

  • @chrisshepard495
    @chrisshepard495 3 месяца назад +1

    Lol "zombie knife" that's as dumb as "ghost gun". That tool is called a woodsman's pal machete. It was designed to clear forests.

  • @vonneely1977
    @vonneely1977 4 месяца назад +1

    There is a specific sword technique used by samurai that involves drawing a sword and striking as a single action, so I wouldn't even bother to count draw time into the equasion for a properly trained swordsman.

  • @dustinrsharp2
    @dustinrsharp2 3 месяца назад +1

    Simon, I think Dave's parents may have been divorced. "Dad gets the kids on weekends," was a pretty common format for a period of time.

  • @crossbones8956
    @crossbones8956 4 месяца назад +3

    I love that there are more and more Venture Brothers clips in these videos

  • @Arturius_Rex_8
    @Arturius_Rex_8 3 месяца назад +1

    Point of order, it's only 'electrocution' if you are being executed via electricity. Anything else is a fatal electric shock.

  • @1TakoyakiStore
    @1TakoyakiStore 4 месяца назад +1

    I don't know who this Dave is, but he sounds like he can play a mean pinball.
    Edit: Thank you Julian for including the Electroboom footage. I was about to ragequit until I saw that. 👏👏👏

  • @lightningwaitforitakash
    @lightningwaitforitakash 4 месяца назад +1

    Tried closing my eyes and walking around, hit my feel at the corner of the table. Pretty sure I have broken a few toes.

  • @minisforerbody
    @minisforerbody 4 месяца назад +2

    “OMG that’s so insensitive! My 5th cousin twice removed got killed by electricity and that like, REALLY affected me!” 😂

  • @ironeleven
    @ironeleven 3 месяца назад +1

    Regarding Isao Machii starting with his sword sheathed, I imagine drawing the blade and slicing the BB was done in a single motion.

  • @sailinbob11
    @sailinbob11 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm practicing pain management right now. Cough... Cough...

  • @sirloin9348
    @sirloin9348 4 месяца назад +2

    Lets have a round of applause to Dave, because that man can write a fantastic script 👏

  • @gordythecreator
    @gordythecreator 3 месяца назад +1

    MŌS (the man the myth the legend) DEF! ... AKA "Ford"

  • @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
    @asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 3 месяца назад +1

    Bb vs sword is a parlor trick of mostly timing. The shooter is consistently aiming at a specific point in space. The sword person draws their sword so that the blade passes through the same point of space at the same time.
    Yes the shooter has to have an accurate shot & the swordsman must be accurate in the cut but apart from that it's basically the shooting hitting a target.

  • @kpp8349
    @kpp8349 4 месяца назад +1

    For the mother to only be single handed m-f could also mean they were divorced and he went to the fathers on weekends

  • @l.b8896
    @l.b8896 4 месяца назад +1

    1:35 tell me your parents didn’t get divorced without telling me

  • @ch4.hayabusa
    @ch4.hayabusa 4 месяца назад +1

    You have a 50kg wife... Weird flex, but okay

  • @thewanderer6444
    @thewanderer6444 4 месяца назад +1

    Simon, you silly fool. Have you no concept of adrenaline?

  • @scubaad64
    @scubaad64 3 месяца назад +1

    The editing is always good, but this episode was fantastic.

  • @Hathur
    @Hathur 4 месяца назад

    Professional baseball pitchers throw a baseball in EXCESS of 90mph... the BB pellet traveled at 98mph... I do not find it that difficult to conceive a guy with a sword could hit a BB pellet if people can hit a 90+mph baseball with a bat.. yes, the BB is much smaller, but it should still be entirely viable for a pro baseball player to hit a bb pellet with a bat / sword given a few tries.

  • @aaronwalcott513
    @aaronwalcott513 4 месяца назад +1

    Scarlett Johansson endorses the bullet train of thought.

  • @captnaberystwyth2879
    @captnaberystwyth2879 4 месяца назад +1

    Our muscles are capable of destroying our bodies given the right stimulus. It's why if you bio engineer a soldier with bigger muscles the skeleton and tendons also need the upgrade..

  • @mr.cheapskate1867
    @mr.cheapskate1867 4 месяца назад +1

    Should obviosuly be "Sheath has got your sack"

  • @SpencerGD
    @SpencerGD 4 месяца назад +1

    LOL that zombie knife warning poster at 9:22 💀

  • @BarbaricAvatar
    @BarbaricAvatar 4 месяца назад +1

    Wait wait wait, why tf was a blind person (Dave) allowed to use a bandsaw?!

  • @lindah6954
    @lindah6954 4 месяца назад +1

    You do this channel to relieve ADHD stress. lol

  • @InertiaCreeps
    @InertiaCreeps 4 месяца назад +1

    17:43 *WOMP WOMP* Sorry Simon! As a person with both crap genetics and a body that has been used to its absolute extremes, I am in constant pain. I’ve had what Doctors call “full body non-specific neuropathy” my whole life. What this means in layman’s terms is that I’m essentially a mutant. I feel pretty much everything more intensely than 99.9999% of the population including pressure, temperature, and pain of any variety. I’ve spent the last decade and a half seeing dozens of neurologists and pain specialists and I can say with absolute certainty that THC doesn’t do *anything* for my pain.
    So while getting stoned may help some types of pain *allegedly* I’ve never found it to be the least bit helpful. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @midnite_rambler
      @midnite_rambler 4 месяца назад

      I also have all 3 types of Neuropathy. I was seriously addicted to opiates for 7+ years. At the beginning of this year I decided to try medical marijuana because the opiates just weren't effective enough. It really was a miracle for me.
      I am now completely off the opiates and only rely on the marijuana for pain. 😊
      I'm sorry it doesn't work for you because neuropathic pain is soul destroying. When I was seeing the specialist to get mine prescribed, he told me it doesn't work for everyone. 😢

  • @catboxvideo
    @catboxvideo 4 месяца назад +1

    I have not heard of the P. gentleman, but i watched Stan Lee's Super Humans when it was out and there was a chap from India who tried to [self delete] when he was young by grabbing two posts of an electrical transformer and was... Fine. He sat there with bare wires from a power outlet wrapped around his body and the connections to a hot plate and boiled water. basically his thing was that the current never went 'through' his body - it went around his core in his skin and out. no harm no foul. just weird . the show SLSH was very cool in that it went into the science of why these people could pull off what they could.
    one chap processed maths in his reflex center instead of the normal processing area resulting in the more maths questions he answered the faster he got. he would do long division in classrooms for kids with calculators and beat them to the answers.
    another man could just run - not sprint - but run for stupid distances because his muscles did not fatigue as normal , umm ammino acids or something just did not get produced.
    Very cool show to dig up if these kinds of things interest you. i say welcome Homo superior - the X genes are awakening.

  • @thedarkknight1971
    @thedarkknight1971 4 месяца назад +1

    17:17 - SHOULD HAVE inserted the Star Wars lady with shiny red lipstick exclaiming the over the top - "YAYESS, YAYESS!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @davemi3213
    @davemi3213 4 месяца назад +1

    I had an uncle fester lightbulb when I was a kid

  • @bwiebertram
    @bwiebertram 3 месяца назад +1

    Simon is keeping blind people in his basement prison

  • @alaingraham
    @alaingraham 4 месяца назад +2

    The scale I use is sighted to partially sighted to completely blind

  • @zackcash4941
    @zackcash4941 4 месяца назад +1

    I don't understand Dave's joke at the end 🤨

  • @seansopata5121
    @seansopata5121 4 месяца назад +1

    There's videos out there of a blind dude skateboarding doing grinds and board slides and stuff. It's pretty rad

    • @VulianJu
      @VulianJu 4 месяца назад

      Everything about this comment is awesome…

  • @peterga3658
    @peterga3658 4 месяца назад +1

    Buisnesblaze best channel ever ...

  • @BabyMakR
    @BabyMakR 3 месяца назад +1

    19:19 at what amperage? Volts is only potential. Amps is what kills you.

    • @football50carson
      @football50carson 2 месяца назад +1

      I had this same question. Volts don't really matter for tissue damage, it's the amperage that's important

  • @jedstanaland2897
    @jedstanaland2897 4 месяца назад +3

    Many pellets are actually able to travel at speeds significantly higher than bullets. The primary reason why they were using pellets instead of bullets is because even if they accidentally did hit him its very unlikely to kill or hurt someone if they are using decent protection.

    • @Pupil0fGod
      @Pupil0fGod 4 месяца назад

      dude, 9mm is going roughly 1300kph and its not a particularly fast but almost 10 times as fast as the BB he cut, the fastest I've gotten a pellet in a hunting pellet rifle is just past the speed of sound, rifle rounds are going several times what the fastest pellet rifle is. basically if you could get a plastic BB to go standard rifle or pistol speeds your looking at getting shot with the equivalent to a .22lr

    • @jedstanaland2897
      @jedstanaland2897 4 месяца назад +1

      @Pupil0fGod pellets and BBS can easily have speeds up to and beyond thirty thousand feet per second. This said it is something so small and low mass that it typically does not cause harm to soft materials. Your average single pump action pellet rifle has a FPS of 900 but without any modification or additional help has speeds up to and beyond 2200 FPS. I don't claim anything more than it is potentially possible to cut bullets or block them ect not that you would want to be on the receiving end of any projectile. I played paintball years ago and getting hit by a paintball going 128 FPS and less hurt significantly more than getting hit by a BB going 900 FPS and above. The extra mass is a huge part of why bullets are so much more dangerous and effective in general. Also once you compare the speeds of bullets to those of pellets using the same scale you find that pellets will typically beat a standard bullet. This is because of many different factors the most important of which being the significantly lower mass of the pellets than the average bullet. Another thing to consider is that your average pellet isn't intended for doing anything but hunting varmints or target practices while a bullet typically has been made to remove a potential threat from a particularly nasty creature be that a human, game animal, predator, or whatever. I don't claim that it's a good example for anyone to think that they have any possible way to reliably divert any bullets of any kind. Even those people who are historically known to have caught bullets, arrows ect didn't typically escape unharmed. For example a man involved in a high speed vehicle chase that caught a bullet in his hand had broken bones in his hand, a Chinese General who caught an arrow right before it killed him lost an eye in the process and I can keep going.

    • @Jason-fm4my
      @Jason-fm4my 4 месяца назад +1

      This pellet was the size of a marble, the high end of the speed of a thrown baseball.

    • @jedstanaland2897
      @jedstanaland2897 4 месяца назад

      @Jason-fm4my I know that he had done paint balls and several other things and that he had cut something going at 300 FPS or higher. This said I also know that even with this particular situation it was basically a shoot the projectile in this location and so on where he basically just needed to get the timing correct. I was also wanting to correct some misunderstandings that someone else had. I completely understand that the speed was not incredibly high and that it wasn't a potentially lethal issue. I however was absolutely wanting to help someone understand that the amazing thing he did was an amazing thing that almost no one can do even if they were given thousands of hours to prepare.

    • @andrewcarson5850
      @andrewcarson5850 4 месяца назад

      @@jedstanaland2897 Surely he just has to draw the sword along the right line, where the shooter is aiming, and the BB will split when it hits it, any flourish afterwards being just for effect.

  • @ZestyFiestaSupreme
    @ZestyFiestaSupreme 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm going to guess this was edited by Jen because I can't seem to find the credits anywhere in this video.
    Speaking as an OGBB fan please replace Jen as an editor. I can't enjoy Brain Blaze with this self-focused editor reusing painfully unfunny clips over and over as well as the little messages Jen obnoxiously injects into the videos.
    Bring more of Jullian, his edits are a chef's kiss to BB's recipe.

    • @VulianJu
      @VulianJu 4 месяца назад

      LMAO - my dude both back-handed and shot me props in the same comment. Respect.

    • @ZestyFiestaSupreme
      @ZestyFiestaSupreme 4 месяца назад

      @@VulianJu What? Are you saying you're Julian and that Jen didn't edit this it was you?

    • @VulianJu
      @VulianJu 4 месяца назад

      Answer the First: I am Julian, yes.
      Answer the Second: I edited this Blaze, though comparing my edits to Jen’s is a kick-ass compliment.
      Answer the Third: You didn’t ask a third thing, but it goes without saying

  • @916wetcustoms
    @916wetcustoms 3 месяца назад +1

    Lol sad mos def was fuckin gold

  • @Nefville
    @Nefville 4 месяца назад +1

    Does having 40 RUclips channels putting out 40 hours of content a day count? 😂

  • @Somalia111
    @Somalia111 4 месяца назад +1

    Simon bunch of RUclipss generating enough money. 😂

    • @kashh5483
      @kashh5483 4 месяца назад

      As Gordon Ramsay would say... he isn't passionate. He is just churning em out and using talented writers.

  • @kestrel8787
    @kestrel8787 4 месяца назад +1

    Oh, Simon. You can see Wanted, but you can’t watch Star Wars? Also, Legos graphic! Absolutely hilarious.

  • @steffen7505
    @steffen7505 4 месяца назад +1

    Voltage alone doesn't tell much about danger. It is all about the energy dissipated in your body and where it is dissipated. You can easily take thousands of volts (and high current) as long as it is in very short pulses. Like it is from static discharge etc.

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 4 месяца назад

      Amps are the real deal.

    • @han5vk
      @han5vk 4 месяца назад

      @@derekstein6193 Bullshit. It's a combination of a plethora of factors. You pass like 100A at 10s of kilovolts every time you get a static zap, but you're fine because it's microseconds long. And you can take the same voltage and current over the same time if it's DC or high-frequency AC but 50/60 Hz AC will contract your muscles, incl. your heart and stop it.

  • @zinckensteel
    @zinckensteel 4 месяца назад +1

    Dear gods, your briefs suck but your beard is epic, so I keep watching. Seriously though, I tried a pair of Sheath underwear and it was ball-achingly uncomfortable. What am I not understanding here? I wear ordinary boxers and have unaltered textbook-normal junk, maybe above average in size, but certainly not porn-star level. Sheath was like having someone squeeze the boys and pull down on them just a bit, constantly. Not cool.

  • @djtigerstripes
    @djtigerstripes 4 месяца назад +1

    Non-sighted Skeletor, TWO Bea Arthur's and TWO "Nooo" bees. It's this kind of quality editing I come to expect.

  • @ianhartgrove5934
    @ianhartgrove5934 4 месяца назад +1

    Even as an OGBB I've never been this early to the party

  • @hhhwwwwwt
    @hhhwwwwwt 4 месяца назад +6

    Forst

    • @evanphawk
      @evanphawk 4 месяца назад

      You bastard

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 4 месяца назад +1

      Gord jab!

    • @hhhwwwwwt
      @hhhwwwwwt 4 месяца назад

      Thenk!

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 4 месяца назад

      @@hhhwwwwwt Yer Velcom 🫀

  • @mentalshatter
    @mentalshatter 4 месяца назад

    17:35 Yeah, sounds about right. 'Murica! WOOO!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸