What If Austria-Hungary Was Made Of Chocolate? | Alternate History

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • History posits many questions to us, and leads us to consider countless hypotheticals and what if scenarios: What if Germany won WW2? What if the South won the Civil War? What if Rome never fell? But most importantly of all, what if Austria Hungary was made of chocolate? In this alternate history we face one of the foremost questions of today.
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  • @MonsieurDean
    @MonsieurDean  9 месяцев назад +150

    Have a merry Christmas, folks.
    If you enjoy our content, support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/monsieurz/membership

    • @danielsantiagourtado3430
      @danielsantiagourtado3430 9 месяцев назад +7

      Same to you!

    • @JTL1776
      @JTL1776 9 месяцев назад +2

      Can't believe this happened and not what if America annexed Baja and Yucatan Pennisulas and purchased Greenland.
      Then, successfully settled the territories of Cuba, Hispaniola, Liberia, and the Philippines

    • @crusader2112
      @crusader2112 9 месяцев назад +6

      Hilarious video. By the way, I'm currently writing a story about an American collapse scenario and I have some ideas. Would it be okay if I put you in as a cameo Monsieur Z? Peace ✌🏻 and Merry Christmas. 🎄

    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp 9 месяцев назад +2

      Madlad did it! Hell yeah!

    • @MonsieurDean
      @MonsieurDean  9 месяцев назад +5

      @@crusader2112 Sure!

  • @FatFerret511
    @FatFerret511 9 месяцев назад +826

    We need merch of this

    • @MonsieurDean
      @MonsieurDean  9 месяцев назад +90

      us-of-z-shop.creator-spring.com/listing/chocolate-austria-hungary

    • @tlst94
      @tlst94 9 месяцев назад +43

      @@MonsieurDean Also, what if the Kentucky state was made of KFC?

    • @johnstackhouse1706
      @johnstackhouse1706 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@tlst94 what if Kentucky had Zombies

    • @jamarieharry1805
      @jamarieharry1805 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@MonsieurDeanhey monsieur z can you bring back all of your old videos

    • @FatFerret511
      @FatFerret511 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@MonsieurDean absolutely beautiful, I’m buying one immediately

  • @theily1724
    @theily1724 9 месяцев назад +415

    If Howard Taft could somehow have been President at the time, he would’ve swallowed the whole thing in one bite.

    • @nosepicker1999
      @nosepicker1999 9 месяцев назад +37

      he was president when austria-hungary was still around. if only he had the presidential mannpower to carry him to that region to open wide

    • @jakubpociecha8819
      @jakubpociecha8819 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@nosepicker1999 Did you just say MANNpower?

    • @nosepicker1999
      @nosepicker1999 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@jakubpociecha8819 *tf2 trailer theme commences*

    • @jakubpociecha8819
      @jakubpociecha8819 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@nosepicker1999 William Howard Taft confirmed to be the fourth Mann brother

    • @ThatMaphilindoNationalist
      @ThatMaphilindoNationalist 2 месяца назад

      Bro you reminded me of Caseoh💀

  • @officialzji1828
    @officialzji1828 9 месяцев назад +513

    Ah, I love the ethnic taste of all the chocolates.
    Each of them having unique flavors, like South Slavic, Bohemian and Romas. 😋

    • @granata_227
      @granata_227 9 месяцев назад +49

      i honestly prefer the serbian flavor, its so explosive!

    • @aber_kadaber1034
      @aber_kadaber1034 9 месяцев назад +42

      i dont know a single man in europe who enjoys the roma flavor

    • @braydencole6117
      @braydencole6117 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@aber_kadaber1034 I know, you almost feel like somethings been taken from you just by walking passed them in the store.

    • @grandparagnar6709
      @grandparagnar6709 9 месяцев назад +5

      What if Chinese history took place in Austria-Hungary 💀

    • @Darwidx
      @Darwidx 9 месяцев назад +7

      I guess the Slovakian one would be very liked in Poland, Slovakians are in memes a type of food there 😂

  • @hotchocolateconnoisseur
    @hotchocolateconnoisseur 9 месяцев назад +373

    Austria Hungary actually didn’t exist. It was a spelling error in a German report about the small town in central Pennsylvania “Austria-Hershey.”

  • @jossos4876
    @jossos4876 9 месяцев назад +304

    You have outdone yourself with this great video

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 9 месяцев назад +110

    It finally happened! 🍫🍫🍫🍫❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @linnymiddy
    @linnymiddy 9 месяцев назад +286

    Unironically, this could be a good product where each small province would be a piece of chocolate.

    • @maxwellgarner3445
      @maxwellgarner3445 9 месяцев назад +27

      National Unity Chocolate would cause a civil war over who is "filled with nuts" (hungary)

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@maxwellgarner3445 I hate dark hand chocolate

    • @JamesA.Garfield
      @JamesA.Garfield 9 месяцев назад +3

      Now we need one for the HRE

    • @OICru
      @OICru 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@JamesA.Garfieldthat’s not a box of chocolates, thats crumbs

  • @MrAsianPie
    @MrAsianPie 9 месяцев назад +63

    "Life is like Austrian-Hungarian ethnicities, you never know what you're ganna get"

  • @familygash7500
    @familygash7500 9 месяцев назад +123

    *WILSON:* Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?
    *AUSTRIA-HUNGARY:* Yes, sir. With or without Balkaners?
    *WILSON:* Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! *CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAATE!*

    • @unclesam5230
      @unclesam5230 9 месяцев назад +7

      Nice reference

    • @NCRVeteranRanger
      @NCRVeteranRanger 9 месяцев назад +3

      Was looking for a Spongebob reference, & you did not disappoint. 😂

  • @Enum_Dev
    @Enum_Dev 9 месяцев назад +52

    What if Chocolate was made of Austria-Hungary?

    • @RandomGentlemen
      @RandomGentlemen 9 месяцев назад +7

      Then it would be bad.

    • @ivanvladimir0435
      @ivanvladimir0435 9 месяцев назад +1

      it would taste like inbreeding

    • @JoliverMapping
      @JoliverMapping 9 месяцев назад +3

      The chocolate probally will break up

    • @shealupkes
      @shealupkes 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@JoliverMappingbreak me off a piece of that Austria-Hungary

  • @dragonlord3402
    @dragonlord3402 9 месяцев назад +47

    I know y'all are gonna ask for a Part 2

    • @MonsieurDean
      @MonsieurDean  9 месяцев назад +28

      Uh oh...

    • @keatonkapus7061
      @keatonkapus7061 9 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@MonsieurDean what if Austria Hungary was made of vanilla?

    • @klm9440
      @klm9440 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@MonsieurDeanmaybe you should make a sequel?

  • @NavyVet9702
    @NavyVet9702 9 месяцев назад +103

    The way Wilson reacted to the Magyar chocolate, I am guessing that he is not a fan of paprika.

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 9 месяцев назад

      Coward

    • @8-bitfox716
      @8-bitfox716 9 месяцев назад +7

      Hungarian Paprika is a thing? **NONSENSE**

  • @emil3f
    @emil3f 9 месяцев назад +16

    The annoying meme became reality😂

  • @bread.9562
    @bread.9562 9 месяцев назад +4

    No fucking way...

  • @leelaprasad9916
    @leelaprasad9916 9 месяцев назад +6

    Please make a video on What if the Ottomans were Christian.

  • @yarielrobles9003
    @yarielrobles9003 9 месяцев назад +4

    Remember kids, if you want a creator to do something, make sure to spam them for months on end

  • @GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING
    @GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING 9 месяцев назад +4

    The madlad actually did it

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 9 месяцев назад +3

    Well this is good
    I want it

  • @antifurrydiplomat
    @antifurrydiplomat 9 месяцев назад +3

    HOLY SHIT I FUCKING DREANED ABOUT THIS

  • @mfknreyes966
    @mfknreyes966 9 месяцев назад +3

    Finally

  • @23blazeses34
    @23blazeses34 9 месяцев назад +3

    No way

  • @Gasser14
    @Gasser14 9 месяцев назад +48

    You can't just leave us on a cliff hanger!!!! WE NEED PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @BMTEnjoyer160
    @BMTEnjoyer160 9 месяцев назад +3

    YOU LISTENED YAY

  • @keatonkapus7061
    @keatonkapus7061 9 месяцев назад +5

    What if Austria Hungary was made of vanilla

  • @P1kaSans
    @P1kaSans 9 месяцев назад +7

    for april fools, do a "what if lithuania was actually great?" but at the end make it so that was just a dream. while that may not seem funny, it's funniest outcome i could some up with on the spot 😅

  • @TR-zx1lc
    @TR-zx1lc 9 месяцев назад +4

    What if Chad was made of only Chads?

  • @J_X999
    @J_X999 9 месяцев назад +4

    Oh my God he's done it

  • @soysaucestudios769
    @soysaucestudios769 9 месяцев назад +13

    The video we didn’t deserve but needed!

  • @feliz2564
    @feliz2564 9 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂you actually did it

  • @theorder4592
    @theorder4592 9 месяцев назад +6

    Thank you, this is all I wanted in life

  • @JohnFreyholtz-ii8ju
    @JohnFreyholtz-ii8ju 9 месяцев назад +2

    Wow finally

  • @Ihni2000
    @Ihni2000 9 месяцев назад +6

    I spat out my drink when I saw that title and audibly shouted in delight. I never thought this video would ever happen, but now it’s here and I can die happy.

  • @redcrystalnick7078
    @redcrystalnick7078 9 месяцев назад +3

    I wasn't expecting the video to be like this at all.........
    Good nonetheless, as always.

  • @yamazee3628
    @yamazee3628 2 месяца назад +2

    My favorite chocolate is Bohemia. It has a crunchy Sudeten German outside with a smooth Czech interior.

  • @Brytons_Thoughts
    @Brytons_Thoughts 9 месяцев назад +2

    That flag in the thumbnail is going to start another wikipedia edit war

  • @johnstackhouse1706
    @johnstackhouse1706 9 месяцев назад +2

    LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    AT LONG LAST BOYS, IT'S HERE

  • @SlapStyleAnims
    @SlapStyleAnims 9 месяцев назад +3

    At last. Props to the commenter who kept suggesting this

    • @wet_owl_
      @wet_owl_ 9 месяцев назад +1

      it has been lots of pepole actually lol

    • @MonsieurDean
      @MonsieurDean  9 месяцев назад +2

      @@wet_owl_ But who began the meme?

    • @keatonkapus7061
      @keatonkapus7061 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@MonsieurDeannot important. What really matters is that you give us a part 2 that provides us with an in depth analysis of the historical implications of chocolate Austria Hungary

    • @wet_owl_
      @wet_owl_ 9 месяцев назад

      @@MonsieurDean i think it was a guy named Russian_Orthodox or atleast he was the first who i saw posting it

  • @jeremy1860
    @jeremy1860 9 месяцев назад +4

    Credit where it's due, it's definitely not a question I'd have asked myself 😅

  • @lardstehbread
    @lardstehbread 9 месяцев назад +6

    this is the best christmas present i could've ever wished for
    thank you Monsieur Z

  • @PlayscaleSoldierProductions
    @PlayscaleSoldierProductions 9 месяцев назад +3

    He finally answered the most important question!

  • @MichaelMiller-xj1ti
    @MichaelMiller-xj1ti 9 месяцев назад +2

    What if a Christian daimyo won the Sengoku Jidai?

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD 9 месяцев назад +2

    Finally, now people will stop commenting this.

  • @achaeanmapping4408
    @achaeanmapping4408 9 месяцев назад +3

    Nah, Wilson got it all wrong! You eat the worst one first and always leave the best for last

  • @charmyzard
    @charmyzard 9 месяцев назад +2

    "a Point 10 snack for the whole alliance!"

  • @lisabrown4852
    @lisabrown4852 9 месяцев назад +3

    First view?

  • @BenjaminMellor
    @BenjaminMellor 9 месяцев назад +1

    If Austria-Hungary was actually made of chocolate, then the amount of CO2 released from the decomposition would have catastrophic consequences worldwide.

  • @MandalorianStudios
    @MandalorianStudios 9 месяцев назад +2

    NO WAY IT FUCKING HAPPENED GUYS

  • @crusader2112
    @crusader2112 9 месяцев назад +3

    The madlad. He did it. 😎👍

  • @deadlymedic
    @deadlymedic 9 месяцев назад +1

    Finally, I can die in peace. Thank you, Mr. Z -your favourite Slavic woman.

  • @Banbabna
    @Banbabna 9 месяцев назад +2

    Monsieur Z has become Connoisseur Z

  • @KougarManx468
    @KougarManx468 9 месяцев назад +4

    1 of the most unhinged questiones made by man itself indeed . Splendid idea .

  • @shimogane2474
    @shimogane2474 9 месяцев назад +7

    Now we need the Austria-Hungria chocolate series as merchandise from Monsieur!

  • @alexbarber3310
    @alexbarber3310 9 месяцев назад +2

    Austria wouldn’t have been very hungary any more

  • @mistmanjones3555
    @mistmanjones3555 9 месяцев назад +1

    MONSIEUR Z EXPOSED!
    Just look at the way he twiddled his fingers! Beneath his exterior of an intellectual conservative and serious video maker, Monsieur Z is
    A silly, silly boy who loves some chocolates

  • @ProbsNotLiam
    @ProbsNotLiam 9 месяцев назад +1

    What if Julius Caesar wasnt vibe checked by the Senate

  • @ryanrg1545
    @ryanrg1545 9 месяцев назад +1

    In my country, we have a chocolate known as "Turtuguita", which looks like a turtle, and we have a little ritual to eat it
    basically, we start off by the limbs, then the head and then the rest of the body, why? well i don't really know why.
    so my question is, what would be the equivalent of the turtuguita ritual but with this chocolate? Which would be the first part ate? And which would be the last?

  • @americansyndicalist7602
    @americansyndicalist7602 9 месяцев назад +1

    Holy shit he actually did it….

  • @michabarwikowski9145
    @michabarwikowski9145 9 месяцев назад +2

    What if Monsieur Z was the best YouTybe channel ? Well that's something we don't have to chceck because it's reality.

  • @Cool-123
    @Cool-123 9 месяцев назад +2

    Mr. Z branded chocolate?

  • @Elliot-q4m
    @Elliot-q4m 9 месяцев назад +2

    Oh. My. God. It happened……

  • @LiamMcRorie
    @LiamMcRorie 9 месяцев назад +3

    Im convinced you made this for fun. And i’m in for it!

  • @GigaRoman
    @GigaRoman 9 месяцев назад +1

    Short about Italoamericans when?

  • @Black_Jack9460
    @Black_Jack9460 9 месяцев назад +1

    HE DID IT GUYS

  • @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
    @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja 9 месяцев назад +1

    What if the WUPR (West Ukranian People's Republic) agreed to the Entente proposal given to them by general Joseph Barthelemy?

  • @taffingtonboathouse5754
    @taffingtonboathouse5754 9 месяцев назад +1

    Didn't expect this

  • @Edgar_Hoods
    @Edgar_Hoods 6 месяцев назад +1

    I was searching what if Austria-Hungary joined Russia in the Crimean War, this came up in the suggestions and I had to click.

  • @katanabluejay
    @katanabluejay 9 месяцев назад +1

    I WAS HERE
    I was expecting you to save this for April Fools, but I guess now is fine too

  • @Metlols
    @Metlols 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is peak content

  • @Dog154
    @Dog154 9 месяцев назад +1

    Were you actually fucking on the Possible History discord????

  • @gibusgaming5866
    @gibusgaming5866 9 месяцев назад +2

    Finally Peace at Last

  • @LoganverseS1
    @LoganverseS1 9 месяцев назад +2

    My day is made

  • @Adam_Johns
    @Adam_Johns 9 месяцев назад +2

    IT HAPPENED MEN

  • @WadaniSamaale
    @WadaniSamaale 9 месяцев назад +1

    Very Hungary watching this, I need me some 🍫

  • @jwentertainment2313
    @jwentertainment2313 9 месяцев назад +2

    Merry Christmas to you, Monsieur Z.

  • @JamesHolmez
    @JamesHolmez 9 месяцев назад +1

    Was not expecting this kind of video...😂

  • @American_Traditionalist1527
    @American_Traditionalist1527 9 месяцев назад +1

    What if the Soviet Union was made of Cheese?

  • @SergioPop-po7ni
    @SergioPop-po7ni 9 месяцев назад +14

    Truly in my honest and somewhat proffesional opinion, the most priceless media outputed of this most respectable channel. A question pondered by many regarding the former country of Austria-Hungary, and what could have been, had it been composed of chocolate, finally answered by the brilliance of this individual.

  • @R_TERRA916
    @R_TERRA916 9 месяцев назад +1

    Dean, my friend
    Have you finally seen it yet

  • @George713M
    @George713M 9 месяцев назад +2

    That was great LOL
    Merry Christmas to you too!

  • @onwardsdown1294
    @onwardsdown1294 9 месяцев назад +2

    Huh?

  • @norwayball6360
    @norwayball6360 9 месяцев назад +1

    My favorite chocolate type is the italians best of all

  • @pumpkinlord2740
    @pumpkinlord2740 9 месяцев назад +1

    What if Western Rome survived instead of the East?

  • @simonunella6330
    @simonunella6330 9 месяцев назад +1

    Everyone is celebrating at this momentus occasion
    👇🏻

  • @rileychinn914
    @rileychinn914 9 месяцев назад +1

    What if Hungary was made of starvation??? 🤔

  • @MakriaMicronation
    @MakriaMicronation 9 месяцев назад +1

    What if the German Empire was made of Pizza

  • @sanneoi6323
    @sanneoi6323 9 месяцев назад +1

    I-
    Am I in the middle of a schizophrenic event?

  • @SheaN10266
    @SheaN10266 9 месяцев назад +1

    What if the Ottoman Empire was made out of cheese

  • @nemotastic86
    @nemotastic86 9 месяцев назад +1

    What if Austria Hungary was made of cake

  • @00martoneniris86
    @00martoneniris86 9 месяцев назад +1

    What if Sweden and Romania joined the central powers

  • @chrisstone-03
    @chrisstone-03 9 месяцев назад +1

    Based and Chocolate Pilled. Yum!

  • @princeimrahil6557
    @princeimrahil6557 9 месяцев назад +1

    That one guy: "Finally... inner peace"

  • @randomyankee8923
    @randomyankee8923 9 месяцев назад +1

    What if the Third Reich was made of bread?

  • @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728
    @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 9 месяцев назад +1

    Now I ask, what if Switzerland was made out of cheese?

  • @finv10
    @finv10 9 месяцев назад +1

    Still be as useful as Austria-Hungary in our timeline lol

  • @GcubePlayer8
    @GcubePlayer8 9 месяцев назад +1

    Kudos to madman who kept commenting this hats off to you

  • @theblanktheorist282
    @theblanktheorist282 9 месяцев назад +1

    I was hoppinh you made a chocolate brand where you had chocolate from each country, in the shape of each country, together making up the shape of Austria-Hungary

  • @adamhauskins6407
    @adamhauskins6407 9 месяцев назад +1

    Dean you maniac you've opened pandoras box!

  • @sashathedonut
    @sashathedonut 9 месяцев назад +1

    even though i disagree with this dude in many things, this is hilarious.

  • @beastofalucard7267
    @beastofalucard7267 9 месяцев назад +1

    Habsburg's more like Hershey's.