Lumine Beats Up Childe (Genshin Impact)
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2021
- Warning: Lots of yelling lol
Childe: AllenTheUltimateGamer / channel
Paimon: Leafuchii / channel
Aether: Xemptful / xemptfulgamer
Zhongli: King Kodiak / kingkodi1universe
Signora: LovelyxNeko / @chloeocoova
Lumine: StrawberrySana
Artist: / sancheck9
Lumine just committed genocide with a single kick
You make it sound like Childe’s gonna grow an entire population with his harem- oh.
@@tetryx7105 exactly he says on the holy mating ground hold still girlie
She made double sure with a bunch a stomps
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I felt a great disturbance in the gene pool. As if millions of cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Heh, "Childe", more like "No more Child".
....Bruh.
Childin't
Bruh.
Nice joke
You are about to destroy Child(e)
Are you sure?
He got aborted
Childe broke aether’s antenna..... unforgivable
Oh yeah I just realize that his antenna has bandages 🤣
*ANTENNA*
Not only that, Aether's right eye seems to have suffered as well
Yeah
Antenna I like it XD
I’m 100% convinced that you hired zhonglis real voice actor for this
👁👄👁
And thus Childe’s manhood was never restored. Her brother in the far distance cracked a smile-
Yeah, like a 5-foot distance 😅
Guessing he broke some promise and the frost killed his manhood and not pinky
His manhood is gone but it is possible for a gayhood instead?
His became her.
Childe got owned so hard he went to Thailand for free
It won't last for long. The revive rules of the world will fix it.
I feel like lumine WOULD do this after seeing childe hurt aether canonically xD
I AM THE ABYSS PRINCESS, PRINCESS OF THE ABYSS.
THE ABYSS SAYS FUCK YOU.
And then she'll take pictures before leaving
Well, Lumine might be the one who actually trained Childe. Who knows. Haha
@@cOnis pretty sure the official manga already said that childe was trained by another harbinger or something of the sort
@@KyoMeh oh! I thought the manga was still on Dilucs story. The swordsperson in the abyss that helped him is still vague for me. Ill just wait for the official story when the game progress. 😊
Zhongli: Aren't you gonna help your partner?
Signora: Nah I am tweeting this
Then after Signora gets cremated by Ei.
Tartaglia: Payback! 'Click' #SayonaraSignora
Y’know, I felt bad for Childe the first time I watched this. Then I actually fought him. DON’T GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO BREATHE LUMINE!
EXACTLY. I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLE LOVE HIM
I have nothing against him cause I found his battle pretty easy... Having Nahida made most content easy tbh
@@TeaLoverNahihi okay imagine doing his fight with nothing more then geo mc Lisa Barbara and kaeya 💀
@@MoonTideTheOneAndONLY Why would you even do that???
@@TeaLoverNahihi I only wished on the standard banner at the time of kokomi and wanderer being on the limited banner because I thought the standard banner was literally gods gift to genshin
Me as Aether: I'm so proud of you sis.
Ah yes :)
Yaaaaaaaas
Yeah! For BFF Aether!!!
: D
Yep.
Aether: almost dies
Childe: sorry ojou cha-
Lumine: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*
Lumine: *PREPARE THE HYDRO ABYSS MAGES*
Lumine: FILL THE OUTER FIELDS WITH *PYRO ABYSS MAGES* , let's see how he deals with explosions
And brings in 10 Oceanids
dont forget electro mages
@@cawcaw3429 did you say EXPLOSIONS!? Get torgue on the line now
tell klee that childe’s a fish
What would you do if there was a Childe right in front of you?
Lumine:
Little did Signora know, she was next.
Childe:"I wasn't trying to murder you guys, promise!"
Also Childe in Golden House: *"Die...Here"*
He really wasn't trying to kill them though he just can't seem to control his itch to fight (kinda like how Beel can't resist his itch to eat everything in sight-) ;u; He even says in the golden house he wasn't interested in killing them... plus he writes letters to his family talking about how much he enjoys spending time with the Traveller and he's admitted he would leave his job behind to journey with them just like that if he could...
ahh why does I often feel like I'm the only one who forgave him for his crazy actions and is fighting in his corner...? ;w;
@@ChocolateWhispersx Oh, it's just a joke XD yeah idr think he'd kill us (Ikr it's so adorable wjoshskoameh)
@@ChocolateWhispersx I mean, because of his actions everyone in liyue could've died so that's pretty hard to forgive even in fatui standards but the next mission we have with him shows a side of him that's worth forgiving
@@murasakiusagi5124 Well I guess it was possible... and yeah you're right taking that kind of gamble with people's lives was undeniably terrible and so I understand if you don't wish to forgive him for that... but still... I feel like I maybe forgave him a lot more quickly than most have and the reason I did was mostly because I genuinely believe that he wouldn't have done that unless he was absolutely 100% confident and had strong enough reason and understanding of and faith in the Geo Archon to know that he would prevent any disaster like that from occurring by using the powers of his Gnosis...
Sure it doesn't make his choice there much better of course because there was always a risk of Zhongli not showing up for whatever reason and I accept that what Childe did was foolishly reckless to say the least (and he deserves to be reproached and held accountable for that) but knowing how much he trusted the Geo Archon to show up and that he'd be forced to use his Gnosis to stop his ancient nemesis from destroying liyue (which I think he expected he'd have the opportunity to take from him afterwards) does at least tell us that he had a plan up his sleeve that meant he didn't intend on ruining liyue at all...
So to conclude my essay comment (haha... sorry I get a bit carried away with my thoughts sometimes... ^^;) as much as I love Childe with all my Childe-shaped heart, I realise he acted irresponsibly and unwisely like a foolish child-(e)- playing with fire, BUT he's not a bad guy deep down and he doesn't take pleasure in killing anyone he knows is innocent or weak..
Honestly I think he just needs some good influences and responsible role models around him (people like Lumine or Jean or maybe even Amber) to show/teach him how to better control his impulses and guide him along a brighter and straighter path since he was essentially forced to grow up too quickly with the Fatui for his teachers and I don't think anyone could spend their teenage years being brought up by the Fatui without being a little morally and mentally messed up/affected, y'know? ;s
@@xie83 Ahh ok lol my bad sorry I'm not too great at picking up on the seriousness of people's tone when it come to reading internet comments unless they're speaking them out loud or I can look at their body language... ^-^; (And Beel is a precious bean it's true, hehe >w< ♡ I just wish he didn't talk about eating us sometimes ;u; haha.. 😅)
Aether: *got beaten up by Childe*
Lumine: "So you've choosen death"
I had Barbra in my team so when the suit up for child happened he did t move until I approach him so I just healed all my characters up to full then walked up to him and won
@@jackolantern5183 I have a barbara too and am about to fight childe soon… Thanks for the strats. That sounds awesome
*Childe almost kill aether*
Lumine:abyss mages...ATTACK!
"Although Filled With
Pent-up
Rage, The Female Mc
Just Can't
Deny Demn
Tartagliass"
Lumine: I'm going to make sure you never breed again
Also Lumine: Let me save this cake for later tho.
She totally gonna peg him later.....
@@doctorwho3708 Maybe, just maybe
Ah-
*insert scared emote*
@@doctorwho3708 ehe ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Pls i literally cracked😂😂
That escalated quickly. And then again. And then again.
That whole thing was a rollercoaster, and I love it.
But more like it was moving higher, higher, and drop all of the sudden XD
SHATTER!
Childe: *JOKES ON YOU MADEMOISELLE IM INTO THAT SHIT*
Lumine wasn't mad that they got in a fight she was mad that Childe said "Ehe" which triggered Paimon
The part when signora tweet instead of helping childe😂😂🥴🥴🤣🤣
#OMGeeoGnosis
#BallzGotOwned
LOL he deserves it
I wish there were more tags of those
@@GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY4 0-0
He always hashtag on twitter and instagram
what does #OMGeeoGnosis stand for???
-Zhongli : Please... Dont kill my wallet
Dont worry he got extra one
What wallet? That manz broke
paid for leveling him more than childe can ever pay in his life time. and I still am since I'm always looking to improve his artifacts. dragon grandpa has mora dw.
@@qiorena6313
They meant childe
Dont worry, Paimon has suggest him to save his funds. 🤣
oh childe- you never learn do you. also, I love how zhongli is just standing there like "ain't my shit. I was not paid enough to care"
dayum no one talking abt zhongli's voice actor here actually sounds like him in game
I saw the notification and thought lumine beats up a child not childe
Yep I'm mistakenly read his name as "Child" without the "E" in it like all the times. Weather in game or comic dub 🤣🤣🤣
Nvm
No one notice aether in the back XD
@@ld_rey I did I just didn’t say anything
Timmie.
When new player stuck on Childe but he called AR 51 friend to beat him.
Lol.
Basically what happened with me and my friend. Dumbass whaled so much but never bothered to put a healer in her team or learnt how to dodge. She had Diluc and Childe (I know, it’s a paradox) and I had to carry her with Aether and Noelle
@@RandomPerson-cm2wg i think 50% of the whales are like that who dont know game mechanics and pull on char based on tier list and not self experience
Yeet the Child(e)
@@RandomPerson-cm2wg I got killed by the whale twice and then decided to look up how to avoid the stupid thing. How the hell did they expect me to find out to dash *behind* Childe to dodge it?!
Fun fact: Lumine charged normal attack crit. Rate is higher than Aether’s ._.
Rip the Childe then
I have never seen such a painful nut-kick, i respect my man childe for surviving that
Aether beat Childe clean. Aether>Childe. Harem of Aether: Amber, Eula, Ganyu, Hu Tao, Kujou Sara and...
I like how the Adults didn't step up to stop the Youngsters committing a Mass Genocide.
Zhongli: I don't get paid enough mora to deal with this shit.
Gnosiscide.
@@a_Soraa Geocide
Lumine and aether are over 500 years old they aren't young
@@a_Soraa LMAO
Signora: this is better than collecting Gnosis 😏
Ikr lmaooo
😏😏😏
OMG!
Why does Signora tweeting looks so accurate for her image
I love how Aether's voice sounds deeper than Childe, lol
Man, no one is talking about how ON POINT Zhongli's voice is! Impressive work from the voice actor!
Mad respect to the voice actor for going all the way with the voice
Holy Barbatos, every male in Teyvat felt that one and, WHY IS THERE BLOOD, LUMINE STOP!!!
(Restraint lumine) help me damit
Wait Diluc, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-
I think he was castrated ...
Diluc close your eyes dearie-
*It's not gonna hurt you anymore-*
NO. he deseves it look what he have done to my brother
thank god I was high lvl while attempting this boss fight...he sure as hell didn’t go down easily
Every guy: He deserved it, but we felt it
a universe where lumine and aether doesnt get captured by the unknown god
then they actually wouldn't be in teyvat anymore because there were just about to leave when the unknown god stopped them.
@@mireco9191 they can't...they lost their powers
@@TheJhanssen well because the God didn't capture them they wouldn't have lost their powers, that is why they would have left. The God is the one who stole their powers
I like this AU
@@mireco9191 or maybe they got defeated and sent to teyvat where they can get their powers back
Me who read this on Reddit: ✅ *i’ve seen enough I’m satisfied.*
(I lost the comic and wanted to see it again so nice)
Nice.
Of course this was on reddit
@@jemmygosal9954 I’m pretty sure it came from Reddit- I think,
It’s from webtoon lol-
@@moixaura please send me a link,
"Lumine beats up a child"
God, I need glasses
Even if it isn't his official voice, I love Zhongli's voice
Someday, someone who has never played genshin will stumble upon this video and read the title as
“Lumine beats up a child”
So that's where his injuries came from in his Story quest
and now I think he's scared of lumine because he doesn't want to have more injuries
I like to think that Aether acted as Lumine's human shield like a tru Oni-chan
I just love lumine she caused death with a kick and her bro is proud and so am I
I’ll believe when I can get all my wishes
Some time later: absolutely nothing but weapons
Legend says lumine is still beating childe up
0:37 the fact that they drew Most Veiled Mercury Elixir in this seen makes it so much better- XD
Not only he lost the fight but he also lost future generations. May we please pay respects for his fallen children. 😔
After the ASStrology pun we have the TartagliASS😂😂
LMFAO!!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!
NOT THE PUN😭😭😌🤣
Cyno: ...My joke sense is tingling.
Childe: “Ehe.”
Lumine and Paimon: “Ehe the nandayo!?”
I just imagine Lisa going: "You've been a naughty boy~"
*T A R T A G L I A S S*
This wouldn’t happened if you levelled your Aether.
yeah that's pretty much what I did in my playthrough.
trueeeee
lets just say I was AR45 when I finally progressed enough to reach the story fight...
level 80 C6 Noelle
level 80 R5 Ferrous Shadow
full level 20 5* gladiator DEF+HP set.
vs a level 40 story boss
maidblade won without taking damage
Me who levels Aether whenever i can😃
As someone who uses Geo Aether, going tumor explosion tactics, I agree
Lumine is like these older/younger Sister who will protect their siblings and will not show Mercy if anyone dares to annoy or even hurt their beloved siblings...
Siblings Goal... I wish I have these kind of sibling...
Siblings are overrated. It REALLY depends on your home environment and your parents if you’ll get along. Most of the time, you probably won’t.
@@artscraftsgaming7169 well yes but some is because Of their Siblings Personality or they feel they are stromger and has more right because they are older--
@@Rhinny_Rin actually its opposite i have 3 older sisters and the one just before me is by far the most annoying i would say .she pisses me oof at every moment when we were kids but now i have learned the secret skill called ignorance is bliss and use it on her everyday and now i dont suffer from her annoying tactics ..and as for the other 2 i can say with confidence that we get along way better then i do with my friends
@@Rhinny_Rin you both have good points. Personality also has a lot to do with it. I find that it’s mostly the parents that effect whether you’ll get along or not. (Like how they raise you or what the house rules are. It changes a lot in a family.)
@@fallengenshinimpact2583 lucky for you 😔 here is diff bro... Im the youngest and the only daughter and I hv 2 older bros... My bros Annoys me so bad and I cant do anything, even my parents joins them 😔😂😭...
And They will and might hurt u both physically and Mentally :")... you cant even fight back because it will just cause a bigger problem and fight :">
"I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BREED AGAIN!!"😮😢😅😱🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Who else keeps coming back to this video?
EHE TE NANDAYO got denied! Mission failed we'll get em next time
Lumine shout 'asshole' to Childe
Me: "Mah Girl!! So proud of ya'"
Yes this is 100% how I reacted as a Lumine main. Thank you for blessing our eyes and ears with this UvU
“Psh nah I’m tweeting this 😌✋” I CANT XD
Thanks for doing this.I loved it
Cutting of the EHE is the closest my brain has ever come to autocorrect
This put a smile on my face
why have i watched this so many time?
everytime i do it's more worth it
Thank you Lumine for doing something that I wanted to do to him after dying *GOD KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES!!! ESPECIALLY THAT WHALE OF HIS!!!*
I loved the whale :D then again I use a water resistant potion during that fight...
@@artscraftsgaming7169
I use Electro type vision mostly when I fight Childe since he's a Water type vision itself (except on the third battle).
Since at that time the vision characters I use is Fire, Water, Elector & Wind. Good thing my characters level/strength is atleast enough to defeat him or god knows how long I'm searching for more materials for upgrade and all
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻!
Speaking of Childe, when can I summon his whale attack!?
@@artscraftsgaming7169 I just stand near where it about to appear, after it came out I just run through it no dmg taken
@@nazogirl1127 I love his whale though... if only I could summon it...
For me i just go to the side and watch the view -_- or i'll just stand there for a sec watch it then I frame it and let zhong li beat this kid hahahahaha
Childe, a lesson if you will. Never mess with a woman, especially if she's on her period. Be thankful she wasn't. Or was she?
*lands in Southern Teyvat*
You cleared to land at Liyue harbor domestic airport @McDonnel-Douglas DC-10?
@@colonelstriker2519Cleared to land at Liyue Harbor Int'l Airport, Teyvat Airways flight 351.
*lands at Liyue*
Better yet. Don’t hit Lumine’s brother Aether.
XDDD facts
XD the voice acting is perfect along with the comic dub
At this rate, a Genshin Impact anime wont be hard to make with all these comics and shorts. They practically got a whole script to follow with just the animation to render. Who knew a gatcha could be this good.
Omg but Zhongli’s voice was perfect XD ALSO MY FAVORITE VOICEOVER COMIC YET LSNDDHD
Umm... *summons Qiqi, Barbara, Jean, and Bennet over to heal this man's, Iron balls* So...This'll take a Loooong while for him to heal, anything else that could help him?
Don’t worry, Xinqiu and Noelle are on the way. And I’m keeping Hu Tao away from his (almost dead) body.
Also, I’ve given Xiangling a blank cheque for ingredients. Don’t worry, it was at the name of Northland Bank.
@@migueltovar8167 Oh Good Good, also *uses a Stick to fend off Huo Tao* No No back, get back!, now what else do we need to heal him?
I got the Universal Peace and Mondstadt Hash Browns... and some Golden Shrimp Balls just in case
@@darkerebus1398 Good that should keep him stable until he fully heals, Hmm, should we bring him to one of the Archon Statues?
*casually sits by eating popcorn* This is interesting.
I love this
I’m not sure what I just watched, but I enjoyed it😂
..Note to self. Do not, under any circumstances, anger the Traveler.
Kaeya's in trouble-
@Alex Heart Define chaos... This seems like chaos here too-
@Alex Heart Depending on how close a war is verging on an organized slaughter, chaos is still relative..
@Alex Heart I've left a majority of my power dormant for thousands of years.. Bit rusty to put it simply. Either way- Wouldn't that war-loving Pyro Archon be a better fit? I bet they're just *dying* to show off.. Besides, I can't leave my own timeline, let alone world, for much.
Well with her gacha rates you're doomed
Poor Childe, being tricked by Signora and got his balls destroyed......
Lumine is merciless! Yeah! Rip him apart!
OR not.
HAhahahaa dont go too far lady, or the husbando will never be able to face you again...
Good, I'd love to scare a harbinger so bad word of me will spread and people will stop screwing with me
I don't know how many times I've watched this already
Xiao: I don't think I can ask her for almond tofu now-
BallzGotOwned lmao
"NAH, I'M TWEETING THIS LMAO"
got me. He needs the healing squad to restore his umm.. balls 😆
I remember the first time I fought childe it was recommended party level 30 so I killed him with my barbara and won within 15 mins lol
Watching this again bc we (read, I) need more protective Lumine videos
"Farewell to Childe's Child!!!"🤣
OMG!!! This is ABSOLUTELY fraking HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂
Me as Aether: “yeah, get him Schwester! I’ll be… right… here… *faceplants*
I'm with Lumine on this one. I'm never going to forgive someone WHO DROPS A DAMN WHALE ON YOU THREE TIMES. 🤣
Fandom: are you done yet! We want our turn with him. 🪓😈🧨😇🔥
*maniacally laughs like the devil* I have a knive at home with his name on it which will indicate that that knife is only for killing Childe.
@@Cryssyexists you'll be waiting awhile, I've got plans being made that'll make the abyss he tripped into look like a playground
@@isdrakon9802 Bish no one keeps me waiting. But I'll give you a week so I can get my hands on a shotgun
Yeah, kill em! Amazing as always :D
this is perfect lol
This is so entertaining.
I bet he likes to be stomped by his waifu lol
my boi tartaglia is a masochist
@@theweedeater1842 yesh
What if their child ask why Childe afraid from his wife/Lumine
Can I just say Zhongli's voice was perfect?
Zhongli: Are you not going to help your colleague?
Me: Are you not gonna help your wallet?
Sis I am honored thank you
This is basically the equivalent of telling a girl she's getting fat
XD
i regret i've said that to a woman
this was fantastic, 10/10, would recommend
go off queen 😤💅 let it out lumine
Its literally me as Lumine when Childe laugh because of Cocogoat moment
I’LL MAKE SURE YOU WON’T BREED EVER AGAIN!!” *the woman was too stunned to speak*
Damn, Zhong li voice are spot on. Good job
I’m proud of you Lumine!
Hehe thx brother
@@andrixjmp684 I taught you well little sister
I just realized aether’s poor ahodge got bandage on it too :(
IT'S ALMOST 1AM PLEASE I'M CHOKING--