This sounds like an actual battle...and an actual disaster! "Have you heard about the Elephant cannon massacre of 1301? No? Its not a story I tell often for I was at the river there...."
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Did this once on a village. Stacked loads of soldiers on the enemy's side but surrounded the village with elephant artillery, about time all my units had run out of ammo save the commander, the entire village was on fire and all but ten enemy soldiers were left alive. Can't help but say that if it was real I'd be moved by the enemy's tenacious desire to hold that village till the last man
Im still playing medieval 2 and il be honest, this is why i love fire arrows. Also good thing the elephants are quite expensive in 10k, well thats untill the host adds more then 10k florins and then the timurid player just spams them alongside cavalary. Me maining byzantine: well shit.
@@monarchist1633 Well there are kind of "easy" ways. Javelins do a pretty good job. Missile cav or ligth artillery like serpentines or ballista are also usefull at shooting those big frames. But getting those things to work is not a thing I would call easy, especially against an experienced player who keeps them protected until he can use them against your infantry...
@@erikhause5606 You should probably not make your units in like a big defence if he has cannon elephants but normal elephants can probably be shot with enough archer's but don't get any favorite's In you're front line infantry because well killing those elephants has a cost of some of you're infantry becoming apart of the ground
I don't think the unit has any basis in real history and the unit was derided by players for being stupidly OP and ahistorical. They're called 'panzerphants' for a reason
@@jenniferkeatesBut is it impossible? I do know for a fact that various armies in Middle East(for example, the Afsharid Dynasty of Iran, the Mamluks in Egypt etc)had units of small cannons on Camels. They were called "Zamburak" and were widely used, infact. So If a Camel can tolerate a small cannon on its back, Why wouldn't an elephant tolerate a similiarly bigger one?
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Portuguese Soldier: AGHGGHH, MY LEGS, MY LEGS ARE GONNNNNE!!! Literally just the head of another Portuguese Soldier: Oh shut up Tomas, tis' but a flesh wound! Oh looky! Another barrag-
Wouldn't elephant be scared of the loud noise? I have heard of many battles where elephants panicked and stumbled their own men because of noises from the Cannon
Mughals trainer elephants always next to shooting drills. They also had musketmen and cannons mounted, altough cannons were much smaller similar to the ones Persians mounted on camels. So yes, it is possible to train elephants to get used to the sound of gunfire.
They would, but this is a game so the developer had to make sacrifices of realism for better gameplay. Wouldn't be fun to take a bunch of expensive heavy cavalry to only shoot once before they start panicking.
I played as Russia and used cheat to build a shitload of armies, then when the mongols came i had forts blocking them so they had to cross rivers. I did not have elephants but ballistas and spearmen can kill mongols
This is probably the best battle that has ever happened in the history of the human race. Besides that time I decided to arm my elephant cannoneers with miniature nuke launchers. That was way more exciting.
That's one well-built and stable Bridge...
Yeah man, considering the amount of punishment it took.
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Built by Numenorians
Built by the same guy that did the doors in skyrim
They don’t make them like they used to.
Nothing screams I'm bored louder than loading up medieval 2 and making a bridge battle where you either command nothing but missile units or a phalanx
Bruh that's the first thing 12 year old me when he first played the game :P
Yes it can get boring pretty fast but the beauty of the game is that it makes you do bridge battles from time to time again.
How's that bored, it's probably the first thing I do when I download a new total war game
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I think nowadays this is not the "'I'm bored" type of video, but more like "I wanna make easy money" type of video
I swear every time I see that banner I start shaking who knew three red circles could be so terrifying
Imagine being on the ground as one of the soldiers crossing that bridge haha
The Tumurids were terrifying as they march westwards like a shadow covering the world. But at least I was safe on the British Isles and America
They were terrifying to the Islamic world, especially the Persians lol
I learnt to cheese. Stood near mountains. Put some croosbows at the top of a cliff. Let timurids come.
English Longbows still outrange them, and flaming shot spooks elephants
I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago at the Elephant Cannon Massacre at the River
Reminds me of Zeke throwing rocks at the Scouts.
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SUSUMEEEEEEEEEE
Insert "Ah, a man of culture" meme here
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Sasageyo
This sounds like an actual battle...and an actual disaster!
"Have you heard about the Elephant cannon massacre of 1301? No? Its not a story I tell often for I was at the river there...."
Which piece of you was there?
PTSD kicks in
German tank designers:
"Write that down! Write that down!"
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And thus the elephant was born
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Whoever came up with the idea to put a cannon on an eliphant is truly a genius
Well, This is a Medieval Tank
The Burmese
If dark souls were a strategy game, that would be the boss
Haha this is a good one!
We need remake of Medieval 2. With same mechanics, but in modern quality.
Seconded!
At that point they should just make Medieval 3
Then let's hope that Rome Remastered does well.
God no. Mordern CA will just make saladin a single entity unit that brakes down walls.
Hello there!
Good news CA just confirmed Rome total 1 Remastered and will be ready on April 29
Rejoice sons of rome
I really hope they remaster Medieval total war 2.
We need a remaster, not a MTW3
I am Elephant Gunner.....and this.....is my Elephant.
Without this elephant I am nothing
Without me this elephant is nothing
best!
Every European: excuse me
This elephant is mine. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
The physical definition of "Dakka"
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Still not enough tho
@@ГрустныйДобряк what does that mean?
Still needs more dakka
@@MixerTheNovir There is never enough dakka
Oh how the games have evolved. Back then, it was elephants and cannons. Now, it's rats and nukes
imagine doing this on release. it'd be a slideshow
Romans: "This is why we used Incendiary Pigs."
Alternate Video Title: "World's Strongest Bridge"
That's a good one!
3:01 "we will leave nothing behind but widows and orphans"
Too soon man
Did this once on a village. Stacked loads of soldiers on the enemy's side but surrounded the village with elephant artillery, about time all my units had run out of ammo save the commander, the entire village was on fire and all but ten enemy soldiers were left alive. Can't help but say that if it was real I'd be moved by the enemy's tenacious desire to hold that village till the last man
Alternatively, one unit of Rome: Total War Spartans could hold that bridge against the same army twice over.
If only they built city walls the same way they build the bridges.
The artilery was so devastating that my bluetooth headphones instantly disconnected on the second volley
Lol
Strongest unit in Medieval 2: That bridge
I haven't noticed until you mentioned it. Nice catch!
Im still playing medieval 2 and il be honest, this is why i love fire arrows.
Also good thing the elephants are quite expensive in 10k, well thats untill the host adds more then 10k florins and then the timurid player just spams them alongside cavalary.
Me maining byzantine: well shit.
Meh elephants are easy to counter
@@roguewasbanned4746 how
@@monarchist1633 Well there are kind of "easy" ways. Javelins do a pretty good job. Missile cav or ligth artillery like serpentines or ballista are also usefull at shooting those big frames. But getting those things to work is not a thing I would call easy, especially against an experienced player who keeps them protected until he can use them against your infantry...
@@erikhause5606 You should probably not make your units in like a big defence if he has cannon elephants but normal elephants can probably be shot with enough archer's but don't get any favorite's In you're front line infantry because well killing those elephants has a cost of some of you're infantry becoming apart of the ground
Holy Romans have a handgun wilding Missile cav that hard counters them.
It’s like a machine gun but with cannon balls
Exactly, and louder too!
feels like the last charge of erwin in attack on titan haha
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Ikr
Still the best total war
Agreed!
why have you abandoned us all mighty
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Bridge must be a remnant from the Roman era.
200 elephants firing cannons this is fine, 80 archers firing 1 round of flaming arrows and all my elephants lose their minds!
This video gave me anxiety, thought my phone was going to crash
If only castle walls were as strong as that bridge man...
And then Levi will appear behind those elephants?
The training of these elephants to get used to cannons sounds... that must have been very expensive!
I don't think the unit has any basis in real history and the unit was derided by players for being stupidly OP and ahistorical. They're called 'panzerphants' for a reason
@@jenniferkeatesBut is it impossible? I do know for a fact that various armies in Middle East(for example, the Afsharid Dynasty of Iran, the Mamluks in Egypt etc)had units of small cannons on Camels. They were called "Zamburak" and were widely used, infact. So If a Camel can tolerate a small cannon on its back, Why wouldn't an elephant tolerate a similiarly bigger one?
That ain't a massacre thats a whole genocide
That one guy at the very end of the video, strugging to get back up on his feet - he deserves extra pay
"We'll leave nothing but widows and orphans!" ~~ *STATIC*
I'd be surprised if irl there would even be a bridge left after the first volley.
This is one of the worst meat grinders you could send an army into
Don’t bring a sword to a canon fight
Exactly!
Now that is one STRONG. ASS. BRIDGE.
The bridge: u cannot defeat me
No but he can
Elphants
River crossing battles in Napoleon were even better
This is like watching a phalanx take on a machine gun company
Elephants. That's what the Geneva Convention missed.
First time I saw this video it was one the greatest pleasures of life.
Yes it is. It gives both the sense of calmness and excitement. How confusing.
The bridge is the real MVP.
The men rushing: y r u runing? Y r u runing?
seeing them elephants with canons gives me ptsd
what is worse than charging into an elephant? charging into an elephant with cannon
Who else in Rome total war would make a 10000 war dogs fight a war elephant unit
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Flaming missiles were more aesthetically pleasing
The shit AI has to go through to cure our boredom.
the damn ai hasn't gotten any better since medieval 2
The engage music didnt even started 😂😂
Camel gunners can kill them easily, but you have to play as Moors.
Will try it and maybe make another video. Thanks for the suggestion
Beast Titan be like:
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Portuguese Soldier: AGHGGHH, MY LEGS, MY LEGS ARE GONNNNNE!!!
Literally just the head of another Portuguese Soldier: Oh shut up Tomas, tis' but a flesh wound! Oh looky! Another barrag-
The field must be littered with casualties and poop
Wouldn't elephant be scared of the loud noise?
I have heard of many battles where elephants panicked and stumbled their own men because of noises from the Cannon
I guess it happens less with sufficient training.
you'd never be able to control this kind of force. Elephants are notorious for bolting at loud sounds
Mughals trainer elephants always next to shooting drills. They also had musketmen and cannons mounted, altough cannons were much smaller similar to the ones Persians mounted on camels.
So yes, it is possible to train elephants to get used to the sound of gunfire.
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Must have been built by Numenoreans
Whoa your med2 is pretty stable
Im lagging with 15+ troops on either side
MTW II has encountered an unidentified error and program was shut down.
IOkI
should have done defending from 3 armies in a fortress with cannon towers
I’m not the only one who does this 😂👍🏿 love the elephant unit though send the enemy running every time
i feel like i just witnessed war crimes
I do the same thing. I load up on cannons to defend a bridge and have a a shit ton of enemy cavalry and infantry try to cross. It’s fun to watch
Yes it is!
Holy fuckk look at all this damage
Fcking elephants are invincible in this game !!!!
I found in lot of RTS games that one of the best ways to hold a position is with a butt load of artillery :D
I liked doing things like this as well it makes me think of an artillery attack
Reminds me of AOT season 3
The last charge of the Scouts
Someone should have told the blue team there are usually 2 bridges in Total War maps 😂
There is only one in this map.
Thats better than ETW's cannons
the best part is 3.44 the guy who falls and stand up again.
He is given a very brief second chance to appreciate life.
@@notimetoplay4764 and he took that chance, luckily.
@@TheTarget1980 I'm sure he didn't survive, did he?
@@notimetoplay4764 he did.
In real life, wouldn't the cannons have scared the elephants?
They would, but this is a game so the developer had to make sacrifices of realism for better gameplay. Wouldn't be fun to take a bunch of expensive heavy cavalry to only shoot once before they start panicking.
Would an elephant actually stand still like that with a cannon shooting right above its head?
Someone have the answer to that?
shout out to the architecture
So that's basically medieval self propelled artillery :D
But woundn't the elefants go berserk from the explosions in real life?
man imagine being on that bridge, must fucking suck
I wonder what's worse, cannon balls raining while you are on an indestructible bridge, or one that will collapse soon?
Fire one shot troops instant route. Hey just like Orcs in call of Warhammer with a 1 Drwaf cannon.
Attack on Elephant.
I never knew I wanted this video.
Berserk Kushan Invasion colorized
Holy crap was the first original doomstack?
That guy at 3:35 was like "hold my beer Forrest!!!"
do you have a problem with the Portuguese
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So how many Foot Soldiers got away?
Too few that you can easily count them
Would buy a great Remastered Edition of this game though.
Totally agree!
The tinnitus that you get from driving those elephant. Hope there veterans benefits are better than that of the USA
So much memmories with this game 🧡🧡
The best Total War!
Erwin charge
Tank elelphant
They were just testing the bridge to see if it was strong enough to hold them, but the Portuguese got in the way like all ways in history.
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@@ГрустныйДобряк what flag is that blue one it looks like Uzbekistan or Kazakhstan
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Praise chokepoint battles
I played as Russia and used cheat to build a shitload of armies, then when the mongols came i had forts blocking them so they had to cross rivers. I did not have elephants but ballistas and spearmen can kill mongols
Stegadon/necrofex doomstack before it was cool
Классно. Хотя исход битвы и так ясен, но сделано и правда красиво.
What was the casualty count for the Portuguese?
Yes!
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It would be easier to count the number of survivors =)
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This is probably the best battle that has ever happened in the history of the human race. Besides that time I decided to arm my elephant cannoneers with miniature nuke launchers. That was way more exciting.
Look how they massacred my boys