Weird Guy Nearly Falls Into Sinkhole
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BowserVids OMG I love you dude
Is this garbage supposed to be funny? Smdh
Your an animal man.
How does this keep happening!?!?!
GORDON is on LSD
I think he came from the hole
He's a hole person
Hole dweller
This is why u patch them sink holes ASAP coz E.T. like him comes out.
Pete no the hole came from him
Lol
How deep does that hole *gOOOooOoo*
*I dunno*
Lmao
*I dOnT kNoW*
I was gonna like this but it's at 666 likes and I didn't wanna ruin that. XD
@@woozybunnii9126 that was super perfect lol
I choose to believe that "the weird guy" is not an actor but really just Detroit's most newsworthy individual stumbling through a crazy sequence of freak accidents.
DUH!
How deep that hole go tho? 😂
Idunno
that theory's pretty cool.
Oh yeah. You can tell by the clothes.
The fact that the other guy is a pastor makes this so much better.
It makes the entire video even more hilarious.
RTL The Musician heck yeah
@@rtlthemusician5598 Hail Satan
Nooo pastor Barrry Randolph is the black fellow. I guess they don't make it clear who funny white fellow even is
Literally God Versus Satan.
I wanna be in that guy's dungeons and dragons group.
Oh man that campaign would be bonkers.
dont we all? :))))
And larp with him on the weekends with his new steam punk western group.
Ooooh, same!
Me too I want to hang out with this dude
I'm glad he got out from his managers piercing emerald eyes
Hahahaha well played 😂😂
"Haha, nice callback." -Mauree
I dont know arbys is pretty cool
This whole place smells like roast beef
He must've stunk if his shirt got bitched about I wore my Wendy's shirtlike4 time in a row
THE LITTLE “idunno” AFTER SAYING ALL THAT HAAAAA THIS IS FUCJING GOLD MAN
Yussss 😂
Gooooo
That's his iconic "I dunno"
Literally my favorite part 😂
He makes a big shakespearian monologue then dejectly says "I dunno" fucking gold
I like when Onix finishes his speech and get that confused look on his face and awkwardly says I don't know this dude kills me
Mitchell Marcus hahaha same here brother same here. He’s my favorite RUclipsr 🤣🤣
The news crews are champs for not cutting out the awkward endings. Pure gold
When he did the Satan statue one he got so awkward at the end and I think he says “own it” mid awkwardness!! 😂pure comedy gold
@@TipsyGizmo IKR! 🤣🤣
@@Prengle Damn right my friend 💯 🤣🤣🤣
I want this guy to narrate my life
Be careful what you ask for
Imagining your profile pic and were having sex and he narrates “Choke me daddy😂😂😂😂
You copied this comment from the arbys video he's in. I'm not mad, just letting you know I caught you.
To make it sound less dull
kotton mouth lmao i also noticed that hhahhahaa ...
I think he arrived from that sinkhole.
max larsen Fr 😂😂
max larsen "idunno"
As of now there are 666 likes. Keep it that way.
He does the awkwardness so well and the quick “I don’t know” he does in between statements ties it together so well
Me and my friends now yell "CHOKE ME DEVIL DADDY CHOKE ME!" at each other and it brings me joy
What friends?
Bunch of gays you guys are.
" *CHOKE ME DEVIL DADDY,CHOKE ME* "- Andrew Bowser 2018.
words to live by
NOTICE DEVIL DADDY CHOKE ME SENPAI NOTICE ME
Legit got that part and saw the comment the same time
T.J. Miller is coming, now. RUN
LOL
He's normal. We're all just weird.
Bob Sacamano wouldn't that be some shit LOL
RICH DISCOVERIES That shit is some LOL
Tyrel J. Takes one to know one.
So that makes us normal and him weird
@@dontaye6558 What is, "normal" ?
I'm so glad I found this weird guy again. Thought he was just a fragment of my imagination.
Same!! And swear he's an actor but I haven't been able to prove it yet
@@MKDyer1988 yup, there is a movie "onyx the fortuitous and the talisman of souls" with him
I’m so mesmerized 😵💫
*figment*.
Figment
"Beelzebub's bunghole" WHEEEEEZE
Bungalow
Unus
Memento Mori
Bungalow bruh
How deep does that hole gooooooo?
idunno
he took a red mdma pill
MrShadowofthewind Haha.. So uv been there..?? ;)
balls deep
thats what she said
this guy looks like he's in constant pain
He does right?! Lol
It hurts to live
prod.WorthyRem he captive, he's need to free.
Im your 667th like. I would hate for you to pass way into the underworld. I dunno
he hears the voices of the Gods and can't turn it off
I've watched this numerous times, but I just now realized the line "I am Gordon Shumway the rouge, last son of Melmac" is an ALF reference lol.
The _CHOKE ME DEVil dAdDY, CHOKE MEeEeEEee_ gets me every *fucking* time
I've been thinking about this for YEARS. 😂 NEVER GETS OLD.
The dramatic face and everything.
this guy is a troll he does this everywhere lol
It's just him standing in front of a green screen, its not real news footage lol
ganjaman 407 still convincing af though lmao
he should repent
I know I first saw his arbys clip and I thought that it was real and could not stop laughing my ass of . I evan left a comment on it and now I feel dumb lol
It's not a greenscreen, lol
1:26 “CHOKE ME DEVIL DADDY, CHOKE ME” 1:26
i read that as he said that in the video
Vapory XyLaX same
@@mrxylax7349 sAmE
Vapory XyLaX same
We all watched the video, we don't need you to tell us what times funny things were said get a life attention seeking loser😂
This breaks my heart. I always wanted to believe the Arby's video was real.
It is real he has just been on the news twice
IDUNNO .... 🎤
@@Dakota18😂😂😂😂😂
"And I am Gordon Shumway the Rouge! Last son of Melmac" WTF an Alf reference! Lol
Get that guy to do the flex seal commercial
That would cause A LOT OF DAMAGE
Thats a lot of DAMMMAAAAAAAAAAGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's ALOT OF DAMAGE, *I D U N N O*
That's a lotta - DaaaAAAAaAaamAAAge
or bring back the mico machine toys and let this guy do the new commercials. He sounds like he could be fast enough for the job.
* tips hat *
“M’lady”
Gimme tendies
troll gawd normie REEEE
@@jojomcjoe292 I bet you get your memes off Instagram
troll gawd I was just adding to the conversation. I get them from reddit lmao
@@jojomcjoe292 sorry it's just being called a normie is a serious disrespect.
This guy is everywhere... his Arby's accident one is hilarious too 😆
There may be no one who reads this but I must write it down. Last night I just watched the documentary United States of Detroit. Pastor Barry is in that documentary. The same night I found the Weird Arbys Guy video. I subscribed to this channel. I continued to think about Pastor Barry cause he had such an amazing story of helping his community and my heart really went out to him. I continued to dote on the touching documentary the next day (today). Later this evening, I found this sinkhole video. I saw the headline reading Detroit, and I thought, "oh, interesting coincidence". Then BOOM Pastor Barry's face was on the screen. I about shit my britches. That was the most twilight zone moment of my life. Are coincidences always coincidence?
*"Holes are pretty cool"*
Oh you’re in the ddm comments
That's what she said. :-)
One time I fell in a sinkhole like 10 times bigger than that. It was tight.
That’s what we all say
I don't know
"Holes are pretty cool?!" 😂
Never change dude
I was watching this with my mom for the first time. The video goes "Choke me Devil Daddy. CHOKE ME." I shit myself. My mother made a face that is now burned into my brain. As she snickered at his remark, i spit out, "I swear I didnt know this was in here." This is the best moment of my life
"See me as more than Mark that works at Arby's" lol
How deep does that hole *gueooooueeeeeoooooooowwwwwww??!*
this guy is a legend.
J2 Wulfe he’s fucking hilarious
420th like
I couldn't help but ponder.....how deep does that hole goooooooo!?!??
Reminding you to watch this video again. Lol
This guy is awesome! He's hurting nobody with his hilarious antics, not to mention has a better grasp of the english language and storytelling than do most!
i will hurt you. when you fall asleep.
It’s acting
@@wish5615 no shit sherlock. You still need the vocabulary, practice, and confidence, etc etc to do it. "it's just acting" is so fuckin dumb. Then you do it if it sounds so easy to you.
@@wish5615 thank heavens you're here. what kind of world would we live in if The Lucky Kiwi thought "Weird Guy" was a real guy who existed somewhere in Michigan? I shudder to imagine it. Idontknow.
@@AcceleratingUniverse if your criticizing my comment for being pointless, what purpose does your comment serve?
1:26 me @ every role johnny depp played
“And that he will see me as more than just Mark who works at Arby’s.”
Relatable. 🤦♀️
I couldn’t find any weird guy but I did notice a cool hole.
Johnnie Walker that's what she said.
Bump, this wasn’t an official video for the news this guy edits himself in
Redworker11 is it only in this news piece? Because when he was at E3 he seemed to have real interactions with the reporter/interviewer
Johnnie Walker says every man ever... lmao
Holes are pretty cool :)
holes *are* pretty cool.
warmccl lol just read and heard that at the same time.
Fuck, Bowser, you are so damn good. I've seen you a few times over the years and legit bought your character lock,stock and two steampunk barrels. I could not comprehend, however, how Anyone's brain could generate that kind of verbiage at that rate of speed. Well played! WATCH "WORM" EVERYONE!!!
"Holes are pretty cool" killed it🤣🤣🤣
Picturing having this guy make your sandwich at Arby’s😂
I dunno. May your sub be as gracious as our Lord and savior of the underworld making sinkholes
I would leave
Do I have the thing for you
I would hope he's putting some of whatever he's taking in there😂
How does he keep a straight face. I don't understand.
Cass Halladay Playin 2 much Poker? ;)
Cass Halladay coke and hallucinations
*I dunno*
Cass Halladay cuz he's fucked in the head
Because he's crazy and isn't joking.
You really couldn’t get anymore sarcastic than this on television. 😂
This man will never stop being amazing XD
That one kid in middle school😂
Jack ass H that runs to lunch like an anime character
Yeah people these days are weird.....I used to walk to lunch with my pants down to my ankles in Junior high...much cooler than the gangsters 😎
Yeah true I feel like he’s that guy that when it comes down to him to reading a passage, he like narrates the whole thing with like dramatic voices and stuff. That sht was so annoying when it ever happened
Darrin for me that kid was John. He had a unibrow and played the trumpet.
“Idunnuh”
"Idk" *Yoshi eating something*
This dude is the embodiment of reddit.
1:14
"Like Kruger into the Thompson's tub".
This dude is a national treasure.
"Step dads be damned and naysayers begone"
Rite
One minute you’re working at Arby’s, the next minute you’re drowning in the Pothole of Abyss.
"Like Kruger from the Thompson's tub, My consciousness like Nancy's open thighs". "choke me devil daddy, choke me" -best quotes of the video😆
"CHOKE ME DEVIL DADDY CHOKE ME" - ONIX THE FORTUITOUS SLAYER OF THE BRIGHT RELM
I dunno
his mouth says choke me but his eyes say help me
ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ
HAHHAHAHA
I dunno.
Hell is pretty cool?
Realm stupid
He sounds like an NPC
That's what I thought, he's like a random encounter in Fallout or something
He sounds like he’s on acid
He should be a voice actor
I wish npcs had this good of dialogue
OH! I love him, I bet he's a great a
Dungeon Master.
I would love a pan back to see the look on Ronnie’s face during his “interview” ...comedy gold. All of it.
I love this guy. First it was some convention, then Arby's, and now a sinkhole. Get him a tv show with no rules.
He dropped his Magic Gathering cards in there
It's Magic THE Gathering dick
Yeah what a nerd for not knowing the proper name...
@@davidrosenzweig1380 gather this, nerd
It had to be an early _Black Lotus_
well that’s where they belong
I'm always so impressed with the way he manages to make "I dunno" into one single syllable.
I’m always waiting for the inevitable “but I don’t know” every time I see one of these vids lol
Master. Troll. Lmfao
He trolled many times now already idk why no one never noticed this guy
what do u mean nobody noticed this guy? he is literally an actor who plays this character in edited vids all the time
Chunk I know he's done this a lot but where is his personal channel?
RyFry you're on his personal channel right now lol?
Chunk so wait a minute. What you're telling me is that if this was a snake I'd be bit?
That guy is the ultimate troll
Top-notch its just an add on that he did, as he always does. Ffs
😂
How does he always get interviewed about anything that happens? Lmao he’s just everywhere
I swear they have this dude on speed dial cuz of how many freaking stories he's involved in
He's like a Amish auctioner
zombie cat underrated comment
zombie cat freaking epic comment!!!!!
Holy hell how did I get so many likes
zombie cat cause its an underrated epic comment
Lee Hilton wouldn't that mean the opposite
I swear he just edits himself on to these lol
killmebaby nah really?
No shit...
man you might be on to something here. Have to investigate further.
look at the angle of the interview with the black guy and then the one with the weirdo. you can no longer see the interviewer or the mic
HOW does the original comment have more likes than this one, pointing out how fucking *stupid* people are? Jesus Christ
Guy number 1 - “Thank god, we just missed it, we’re so lucky for our lives”
Guy number 2 - “CHOKE ME DEVIL DADDY, CHOKE MEEEEEE”
I love how after some chunks of words he says "idk".
was it sinkhole de mayo?
🤪
I reported this
Zrmarvin reported what?
@@zrmarvin6217 fuck u marvin.
Yeah I reported this too. TO MY ASS!
"my consciousness is Nancy's open thighs" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1:15
prius pulled up like
"alright im here to bring you back home to mom and dads"
-successful big sis
I really think you should get a cameo in the next Tenacious D movie.
This guy is as close as a professional troll as you can get.
The way he says I dunno really really fast just gets me ahaha.
I’m getting a feeling he edited himself over the feed. Here I been thinking he’s just this lucky and skilled at improv
He's been making these for years... and you're just NOW getting the feeling?
The workers do not know how deep the hole is but they are looking into it
BitDancer "We don't know if anyone's fallen down there, but rest assured that we're gonna get to the bottom of this."
"Didnt even stand a chanceeeeee"
"I dunno...." will always be the greatest part of all of his videos.
His character would have been such an amazing addition to The Office or Parks and Rec
Someone hire this character for TV.
I've seen that one in another video, being interviewed during a convention. What a character.
This guy is a storytelling genius.
The dichotomy between the black man eyewitness and the white guy with the witches uniform on, so hilarious
"Choke me, devil Daddy, choke me!"
lol
Loooolhes got the same pattern of his speech. Rambles on, mentions some sin or something then ramble on again and again then almost like starts to get exhausted then always say “i dunno” then says something is cool. Loooool
This fellow is that Final Fantasy character that even when your party is in the most remote part of the world, he somehow managed to get there before you did😂
If this guy was really on the new everyday, I would watch the news more! 😂
*HOLES ARE PRETTY COOL*
I second that statement
Hey! It’s the Arby’s is cool guy😊
That’s when the news was entertaining 😂
His steampunk shades 😂😂😂
Here before shit goes viral
Did I miss the chance to profess my love in time? ... again? My comments will be buried in ignorance like the words of the shift managing elite of his world. My heart crashing unmanned and uncared for like the ill-fated car into that beefy fragranted Arby’s ... to know the Weird Guy that Onyx pretends to be, but in fact is a well-loved Guy. To know the Satanist in his daily mind ritual, I wish I could, I wish. He’s my one true phantom of the opera ... or am I his? Cloaked and forgotten, yet mesmerized by the voice of my sweet Christine ... I like furries too, Onyx.
And my holes are pretty cool...
🤷🏼♀️
wow
how is he always at these places? did he green screen himself in? was he really there?
ChaoticGamer Idunno.
Green screen is the only possible explanation lol. :p
ChaoticGamer He has the power of teleportation!
bendrama yeah that's what i thought.
completely real. onyx gets around.
This guy is about as real as the news gets.
Your delivery is amazing my dude.
Notice me senpai notice meeeee
its me !
Your a fbi tho :(
Bitch you must be an imposter
Oh yeah yeah!
*19*
This guy never gets old. Great work, idontknow!
Why am i barely seeing this "I am the prince of pergitoria (has he rubs his hand down his face) " 🤣🤣
No one:
Bowser: I don't know
Who is this guy he scares the fuck out of me
Unstoppable_ gamer andrew bowser
From what I can see, he’s a satanist
AVA Balony aren't we all?
Chet Collins Naw.
Sometimes the simplest of comments are the most hilarious
You hit this one a bit fast. What caught us off guard about the other videos was that The Bows looked like a regular (albeit strange) interviewee until he finally he went off the rails. This time it looked like you were insane out the gate.
yesss exactly
John Shepard I agree.
Too forced.
It makes sense in the original context
Haha okay I have to agree with that, but still this is another hilarious video regardless!
Not quite your tempo
Ah man, I never get tired of this guy
this dudes whole act is stressing the wrong syllables and its gold lmao