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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 20 тыс.

  • @enxnitcz
    @enxnitcz 4 года назад +470

    Idea for life in pardise: Ask others “bird or fish?” if they say bird: drop them from insanely high in the sky. If they say fish: create a deep pool that never lets them float up and add some scary things etc.

  • @seanmatthewacuna7567
    @seanmatthewacuna7567 4 года назад +299

    *Albert Studios: The Flamvengers*

  • @asherppan
    @asherppan 4 года назад +144

    flamingo: "you little stupid scared baby hiding up there"
    flamingo after he just said that: "maybe i could hide up there"
    5:58

    • @PureBoi
      @PureBoi 4 года назад +4

      Yes. That is what happened.

    • @lambsauce2071
      @lambsauce2071 4 года назад +4

      You know that's really cool but I actually forgot where I asked

    • @alluka6074
      @alluka6074 4 года назад +2

      Root Strong 😹

    • @williamdesposito3758
      @williamdesposito3758 4 года назад +2

      peanut ‘ 🦔🐾🦥🐾🐾🎄🐁🎄😛🤩🥳🤩😗😘😝😏😝😜🤓🤓🤓🧐🧐😟🧐🧐😛🥳🥳🥳😘😘🤨😘HOW DAY YOU CAN YOU TELL THE WORLD YOUR HEART YOUR SOUL YOUR LIFE YOU CAN NOT GET YOUR OWN HAPPINESS IT IS YOUR LIFE IT WILL NOT GO AWAY IT’S THE ONLY❤️❤️💘🖤💘💘💛💛💛💘💛💘💘💚💘

    • @imt_thegoat1230
      @imt_thegoat1230 4 года назад

      Border Of Asher lol

  • @avatar1012
    @avatar1012 3 года назад +496

    When Albert doesn't know that he did a Jojo reference

  • @elbo3107
    @elbo3107 4 года назад +98

    ‘’Every shirt you buy I’ll give a big blob of my spit’’
    Fan girls: *ill take your entire stock*

    • @shinyluvsu
      @shinyluvsu 4 года назад +5

      You mean stalker..

    • @elbo3107
      @elbo3107 4 года назад +3

      AshleyHeartPlays ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ yeah lol

    • @n1yagaming
      @n1yagaming 4 года назад

      Ewwww...

    • @woomyiism
      @woomyiism 4 года назад +10

      @@n1yagaming *the only person who should be Ewed at is you for not respecting Albert for donating his spit*

    • @cadenjudah
      @cadenjudah 4 года назад

      *oh, hey*

  • @eternal_grief7223
    @eternal_grief7223 4 года назад +69

    *Blood engine*
    “WHY AM I BLEEDING?!”

  • @mangkubi
    @mangkubi 4 года назад +45

    "Wait Fiddlepat like jojo? "
    "Always has been."

  • @thanthan9207
    @thanthan9207 4 года назад +105

    Za Hando casually erases space and bombs while poseing

  • @jamvously7170
    @jamvously7170 4 года назад +341

    *"OYE JOSUKE, I TURNED MY ZA HANDO INTO A SLAPPING HAND. AIN'T THAT WACKY?"*

  • @SpongeCrime
    @SpongeCrime 4 года назад +356

    game: "content = blood"
    flamingo "kills people"
    mod service: *wait, that's illegal*

  • @JJgodisfirst
    @JJgodisfirst 4 года назад +56

    First day of online school, and I was so happy to watch this on my break

  • @scottabraham494
    @scottabraham494 3 года назад +21

    Sword:costs actual work. Albert:can I buy that?

  • @Zhangqcarol
    @Zhangqcarol 4 года назад +155

    “BLOOD”
    Blood donators: *This is an accurate representation of what they do when I donate blood*

    • @acaesic
      @acaesic 4 года назад +5

      am i supposed to understand this

    • @acefromwithin2079
      @acefromwithin2079 4 года назад +1

      *BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD.*
      *Rip and tear,*
      *Amen.*

    • @bruh5337
      @bruh5337 4 года назад +1

      What does his mean lol

    • @mick1157
      @mick1157 4 года назад +1

      @@acaesic blood

    • @belo9083
      @belo9083 4 года назад +1

      BLOOD

  • @cadcadcadi
    @cadcadcadi 4 года назад +182

    Therapist: "Fast Uploading Flamingo doesn't exist, he can't hurt you."
    Fast Uploading Flamingo:

    • @Emanuel-oi1pc
      @Emanuel-oi1pc 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @williamdesposito3758
      @williamdesposito3758 4 года назад +1

      🦔🐾🦥🐾🐾🎄🐁🎄😛🤩🥳🤩😗😘😝😏😝😜🤓🤓🤓🧐🧐😟🧐🧐😛🥳🥳🥳😘😘🤨😘HOW DAY YOU CAN YOU TELL THE WORLD YOUR HEART YOUR SOUL YOUR LIFE YOU CAN NOT GET YOUR OWN HAPPINESS IT IS YOUR LIFE IT WILL NOT GO AWAY IT’S THE ONLY❤️❤️💘🖤💘💘💛💛💛💘💛💘💘💚💘

    • @wyattbrining8619
      @wyattbrining8619 4 года назад +8

      Connie Rodriguez excuse me what

    • @panicbombz4192
      @panicbombz4192 4 года назад +5

      @@williamdesposito3758 r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @wyattbrining8619
      @wyattbrining8619 4 года назад +2

      Panicbombz true

  • @lena-yl9es
    @lena-yl9es 4 года назад +238

    “Be a clown?”
    “I already am”
    i felt that

    • @kioexclusive
      @kioexclusive 4 года назад +3

      zalena vlogs I’m very close to 200 subscribers, any support will do! ❤️
      (Sorry for self-ad’s I want to be noticed more.)

    • @TWABoeing-
      @TWABoeing- 4 года назад +5

      @@kioexclusive stop begging for subs

    • @AJ-mh3qu
      @AJ-mh3qu 4 года назад +5

      notpixcl just stop, self promoting leads to a lot of hate and you probably don’t want that, right?

    • @NewName007-n3u
      @NewName007-n3u 4 года назад

      @@kioexclusive Bro go away

    • @gracey321
      @gracey321 4 года назад +3

      AJ ur the one saying hate erm

  • @milk5359
    @milk5359 3 года назад +29

    7:16 Ive never respected a myth so much until now.

    • @justnoobical5028
      @justnoobical5028 2 года назад

      is that a jojo reference?

    • @clef9883
      @clef9883 2 года назад

      @@justnoobical5028 wth is a jojo

  • @SH4D0WXXX282
    @SH4D0WXXX282 4 года назад +244

    Albert:avengers assemble
    The flamingo fan club:starts killing innocent people

  • @taglogsher3220
    @taglogsher3220 4 года назад +50

    “Where do the things go? Even I don’t know.” -Okyasu Nijimaru

  • @greenlover4733
    @greenlover4733 4 года назад +42

    albert: yeah you're never gonna see me again
    2 seconds later: joins the same server

  • @zingding5432
    @zingding5432 3 года назад +14

    Flamingos last words. "MY HEAD, PUT IT BACK!"

  • @ivaoca3322
    @ivaoca3322 4 года назад +182

    Albert:”it’s called za hando”
    Jojo fans: my time has come

  • @ItzChocolateChipz
    @ItzChocolateChipz 4 года назад +44

    Albert On the intro: **gibberish noises**
    Me: oh yes this is gonna be a good video

  • @pencrows
    @pencrows 4 года назад +51

    "WHY AM I BLEEDING!!!!"
    - Albert playing Blood Engine

  • @CaesarCIown
    @CaesarCIown 3 года назад +31

    flamingo: made an accidental jojo reference
    jojo fans: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

  • @howardhi2773
    @howardhi2773 4 года назад +95

    "that may not be suitable for children"
    *6 year olds have entered the chat*

  • @kwonaleph
    @kwonaleph 4 года назад +38

    "It erases the bombs too" *flashbacks to okuyasu erasing straycats bubble*

  • @Frono
    @Frono 4 года назад +79

    Albert: we are the new avengers
    Spiderman-looking guy: can I be Spiderman?
    Albert: *no, you can be batman*

    • @shawk952
      @shawk952 4 года назад +4

      Spider-eating bat-man.

    • @dianeyoung7032
      @dianeyoung7032 4 года назад

      I p𝐎sted a trick to describ℮ th℮ trick for large R$ 👓
      😙
      😐
      M'hemm l-ebda raġuni biex ma tippruvax dan

    • @johnjamerius3501
      @johnjamerius3501 4 года назад +1

      I see your a man of culture weeb

    • @cc.thorfinn.ed1tz
      @cc.thorfinn.ed1tz 4 года назад

      Diane Young fake

    • @cc.thorfinn.ed1tz
      @cc.thorfinn.ed1tz 4 года назад

      DARLING

  • @Slaptoon
    @Slaptoon 3 года назад +31

    Guy: fake
    Albert: why are we still here... Just to suffer....

  • @ifelldownthestairs_
    @ifelldownthestairs_ 4 года назад +127

    *The perfect game for Albert has finally been found.*

  • @NicheNobody
    @NicheNobody 4 года назад +59

    Somebody gets a cut:
    “Oh no I’m bleeding!”
    Albert:
    “blood Blood BLOOD”

  • @KiyokaWasTaken
    @KiyokaWasTaken 4 года назад +283

    Little did Albert know that za hando is from JJBA: Diamond is unbreakable

    • @cungtial1386
      @cungtial1386 4 года назад +42

      Not cringe

    • @thesansabasong-bird6947
      @thesansabasong-bird6947 4 года назад +9

      kat oh its you again mr unpositive

    • @NVERGoNa4587
      @NVERGoNa4587 4 года назад

      I SAID THIS BUT BETTER

    • @shengeustacio8386
      @shengeustacio8386 4 года назад +5

      Your bad jojo good

    • @Codename_Crypto
      @Codename_Crypto 4 года назад +10

      @@sherme Better than anything you could come up with, they like JJBA and made a reference. So respect they're choice of liking and don't go around hating.

  • @YeOleJester
    @YeOleJester 2 года назад +1

    1:35
    “What are you gonna do, knock my block off?”
    -Killer Klowns From Outer Space

  • @n0trend3ring95
    @n0trend3ring95 4 года назад +273

    Albert, Za Hando is a Stand from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

  • @906robot9
    @906robot9 4 года назад +260

    Flamingo: plays game called blood engine
    Also Flamingo: "why am I bleeding?" (1:20)

    • @kelvinlopezvlogs8344
      @kelvinlopezvlogs8344 4 года назад +5

      He is saying like how like how did he get hurt idiot-_-

    • @MrGaming-GAMING
      @MrGaming-GAMING 4 года назад +1

      He was just being funny, no need to hate the person.

    • @hairimasurasserunintai6094
      @hairimasurasserunintai6094 4 года назад +2

      Its a joke for those people who too slow to know this is a joke.

    • @Kitkat.hvbbbb
      @Kitkat.hvbbbb 4 года назад +1

      Kelvin Lopez vlogs you don’t have to call them a idiot it isn’t that deep

    • @__.130
      @__.130 4 года назад

      Mr. Gaming no he’s confused.

  • @xreannaa
    @xreannaa 4 года назад +29

    “Nobody can find me behind here”
    *a whole swarm of people come*

    • @astroisherelolz
      @astroisherelolz 4 года назад

      @Hugh Dic Dont spam pls. Thx.

    • @kioexclusive
      @kioexclusive 4 года назад

      I’m very close to 200 subscribers, any support will do! ❤️
      (Sorry for self-ad’s I want to be noticed more.)

    • @astroisherelolz
      @astroisherelolz 4 года назад

      @@kioexclusive e

  • @iamrys5940
    @iamrys5940 3 года назад +7

    5:58
    Albert: “You little stupid scared baby, you’ve been hiding up here?”
    Also Albert: “Maybe I can hide up here.”
    Lmao

  • @mattpooms548
    @mattpooms548 4 года назад +153

    Fun fact: Za Hando is actually a stand from part 4 of the anime Jojo’s bizzare adventure, and za hando actually has the ability to erase things from existence with his hand.

  • @transferringchannels9225
    @transferringchannels9225 4 года назад +83

    “Be a clown”
    “I already am”
    Listen if everyone is a clown nobody is

    • @KatzeBabes
      @KatzeBabes 4 года назад +9

      Albert Is *Albert*

    • @ok-ey5mm
      @ok-ey5mm 4 года назад +1

      Albert is king

    • @handledeeznuts69420
      @handledeeznuts69420 4 года назад

      @@KatzeBabes smart

    • @madilynnfoxyp4843
      @madilynnfoxyp4843 4 года назад

      E

    • @Koelied27
      @Koelied27 4 года назад

      /Friday. n yesss yes ye she’s yes es yes yes ya 3uehd ejnjfe yes sequels queen sisters Hess yes sisters heh enhjkffrwhlwrhkjfskhdldjhkl

  • @jeanettedavis4890
    @jeanettedavis4890 4 года назад +291

    This brings back memories of when flamingo said “I pee blood” in the future

  • @peyton314
    @peyton314 3 года назад +31

    “MY HEAD! Put it back! >:[“
    Me: Uhhh, that’s not quite how it works...

  • @JetpackCat
    @JetpackCat 4 года назад +96

    Little girl: "Daddy why did world war 3 start?"
    Dad: "Za Hando"

    • @elile8games611
      @elile8games611 4 года назад +3

      It was games like Da Hood that started it.

    • @mrkrabs6354
      @mrkrabs6354 4 года назад +3

      It was those army games

    • @elile8games611
      @elile8games611 4 года назад +1

      @@mrkrabs6354 like Da Hood

    • @seacow8114
      @seacow8114 4 года назад +6

      ZA HANDO KA GESU

    • @yasa111
      @yasa111 4 года назад +2

      Nani?!, Stando?!

  • @avittrix9520
    @avittrix9520 4 года назад +286

    albert: *says za hando like 10 times*
    every jojo fan in the comments: *is that a jojo ref?*

  • @joanana8863
    @joanana8863 4 года назад +32

    When Flamingo says “BLOOOOODD” it’s.... kinda satisfying

  • @notauntarctic
    @notauntarctic 2 года назад +1

    You know it’s quite ironic that roblox games get taken down for having blood yet when you die in roblox you see a red substance on the corners of your screen for a split second, this red substance is blood

  • @kaliphobic250
    @kaliphobic250 4 года назад +46

    2:15 albert, your butt is literally bleeding-

    • @evezoey
      @evezoey 4 года назад

      This comment needs alot of likes

    • @vijayvijkt
      @vijayvijkt 4 года назад

      Perio

    • @leafvii_
      @leafvii_ 4 года назад

      *Period*

    • @evezoey
      @evezoey 4 года назад +3

      @@vijayvijkt Albert is a girl having his piriod

    • @sabialbert66
      @sabialbert66 4 года назад

      Yesh

  • @DedicatedScripter
    @DedicatedScripter 4 года назад +283

    Nobody:
    The bots who have inappropriate names: Do YoU wAnT fReE gIfTcArDs

    • @cgt9739
      @cgt9739 4 года назад +1

      Connor Martin bruh

    • @h3llpeak
      @h3llpeak 4 года назад +1

      @@connormartin8447 try hack us boo lame

    • @Jadaaaa1989
      @Jadaaaa1989 4 года назад +1

      Bruh I'm saying stuff

    • @imakeanimations2479
      @imakeanimations2479 4 года назад +1

      Connor Martin bot

    • @Jadaaaa1989
      @Jadaaaa1989 4 года назад +1

      @@connormartin8447 bot, you are a scam

  • @dimensions3443
    @dimensions3443 4 года назад +74

    As a jojo fan seeing Albert say, “Za Hando,” fills me with joy.

    • @kyrbis79
      @kyrbis79 4 года назад +2

      S a m e

    • @Crowned...
      @Crowned... 4 года назад +4

      *bruh*

    • @AWantedPoptart
      @AWantedPoptart 4 года назад +11

      As a jojo hater, it annoys me. But you do you G

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb 4 года назад +7

      @Poptart E
      Finally someone who doesn’t bully others to suicide for liking Jojo
      I will like your comment sir

    • @1ksubscriberswithnovideos418
      @1ksubscriberswithnovideos418 4 года назад +2

      Indeed

  • @bigshmeaty
    @bigshmeaty 3 года назад +1

    “All my avengers are idiots”
    Pretty much sums up the movies

  • @Dylated.
    @Dylated. 4 года назад +35

    Nobody:
    Not even blood:
    That's well made blood

  • @Pancakeboii
    @Pancakeboii 4 года назад +46

    “Be a clown?”
    “I already am”
    *i mean same*

  • @lumpyc2273
    @lumpyc2273 4 года назад +614

    Hey Albert, I know you'll probably never see this, but I appreciate you, and I want to thank you. Through all my dark times, your channel always seemed to brighten my mood, and take whatever was on my mind, off. You have done this for so many other people without realizing it, and it's amazing what you can do, and the amount of people that love you. So Albert, thank you.

    • @saherfatima9532
      @saherfatima9532 4 года назад +15

      Aww.. :')

    • @TheHappyGabeShow
      @TheHappyGabeShow 4 года назад +17

      LIKE HIS COMMENT!
      LIKE HIS COMMENT!

    • @NancyHaitham
      @NancyHaitham 4 года назад +21

      I appreciate this message, I may not be Albert but I am sure he would appreciate it too :)

    • @goombaboy
      @goombaboy 4 года назад +5

      WHY DOES THIS COMMENT HAVE 31 LIKES IT CLEARLY DESERVES MORE

    • @SnowyTriton
      @SnowyTriton 4 года назад +3

      This is butifal :)

  • @prince_Dj01
    @prince_Dj01 2 года назад +1

    Albert: Za Hando
    Me: *intense flashbacks to josuke vs okuyasu*
    Me again: *I WILL MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR WITH MY ZA HANDO GA KESU* (also thats literally what it does in the anime to)

  • @jojoreference1189
    @jojoreference1189 4 года назад +32

    Albert: “KILL PICCOLO”
    -dragon balls disappear-
    Kami: bruh u just had to

    • @javialmeda1886
      @javialmeda1886 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @zunger_1
      @zunger_1 4 года назад

      Oh look a namekian

    • @polluxon
      @polluxon 4 года назад

      @@zunger_1 Is it a [ G L O R I O U S ] namekian?

  • @iispookyy4823
    @iispookyy4823 4 года назад +111

    Fun fact: Albert said “blood” 23 times in the vid

  • @quixem
    @quixem 4 года назад +19

    “man people really hit you for no reason here”
    hmm maybe its a fighting game

  • @mista697
    @mista697 3 года назад +12

    Albert the "Za hando" item is from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
    The person who have that is Okuyasu

    • @giornogiovanna7116
      @giornogiovanna7116 3 года назад

      i think okuyasu and albert are the same they both are dumb

    • @mista697
      @mista697 3 года назад +1

      @@giornogiovanna7116 lol true but funny

  • @LucySteelsNumber1Fan
    @LucySteelsNumber1Fan 4 года назад +59

    Flamingo: blood
    Me when I am going to have online class tomorrow: blood
    BLOOD

    • @acefromwithin2079
      @acefromwithin2079 4 года назад +5

      *BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD.*
      *Rip and tear,*
      *Amen.*

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 года назад +3

      @@acefromwithin2079 if you kerp doing that buddy pal friend ill have to strike you

    • @LucySteelsNumber1Fan
      @LucySteelsNumber1Fan 4 года назад +2

      Oop-

    • @BMClark05
      @BMClark05 4 года назад +2

      me: BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
      My class: the hell-

    • @cookiegacha1589
      @cookiegacha1589 4 года назад +3

      XD

  • @aa-pw7cw
    @aa-pw7cw 4 года назад +13

    “The problem is modern games is there’s not enough blood.”
    *DOOM Eternal soundtrack grows louder*

  • @RobertRRDB
    @RobertRRDB 4 года назад +17

    0:35
    Albert: be a clown, I’m already a clown
    The clown gamepass: am I a joke to you?

    • @acefromwithin2079
      @acefromwithin2079 4 года назад

      *BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD.*
      *Rip and tear,*
      *Amen.*

    • @somethinghandling
      @somethinghandling 4 года назад

      We are peasants below our God, Albert, we are all a joke.

  • @GhoosttTown
    @GhoosttTown 4 года назад +2

    7:18 Za Hando is a stand power from part 4 of jojo's bizarre adventure. Stand User is Okyassu Nijmura

  • @LeBronJames-sn4bn
    @LeBronJames-sn4bn 4 года назад +33

    Me: *pulls my tooth out*
    my tooth: *bleeds*
    Albert: “BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD”

  • @CatterButter
    @CatterButter 4 года назад +112

    flamingo: there is this item called "za hando"
    me: wait does he realized its a jojo reference item?

    • @Knockedy
      @Knockedy 4 года назад +6

      No in a previous video where he played a bizzare day he said he was still on part 1 so he doesn't know anything about stands

    • @noirerblx
      @noirerblx 4 года назад +1

      Knockedy - He said he was watching it, so he probably does.

    • @lightenedparadox1512
      @lightenedparadox1512 4 года назад +1

      @@noirerblx he doesnt, He was still at part 1 episode 1-5 when that vid came out judging on how long I took till I got to part 4 with me binge watching it ofcourse, albert making videos daily will take a long time before he gets to part 4

    • @wooshbait9574
      @wooshbait9574 4 года назад +2

      When he finds out about okayasu, man he gon' love what he bought.

    • @kabe34
      @kabe34 4 года назад +1

      He only watched few ep of jojo and doesn't know stand but only knows H A M O N xd

  • @CountRemy_TheRealCount
    @CountRemy_TheRealCount 4 года назад +159

    Fun fact:
    *Flamingo says the word blood 14 times in the first minute alone.*

    • @lieutenantdan998
      @lieutenantdan998 4 года назад +8

      *blood*

    • @cortrob
      @cortrob 4 года назад +5

      @@arkjoestar4164 Man really had to put a sad face as if he was right

    • @mikilyy
      @mikilyy 4 года назад +7

      @@arkjoestar4164 14* Imagine being this stupid 0.0

    • @rawhan1
      @rawhan1 4 года назад +6

      Um Yeah bro chill out, you don’t have to be such a pisspot, you sound like those sensitive 10 year olds calling our people for no reason.

    • @rawhan1
      @rawhan1 4 года назад +5

      Um Yeah i said you sound like them, i’m not saying you were. Big difference.

  • @birdgirl97_2
    @birdgirl97_2 2 года назад +1

    Albert: "My Avengers are idiots!"
    Me: "Perhaps."

  • @PedroOliveira-pc2xt
    @PedroOliveira-pc2xt 4 года назад +61

    Flaming, Za hando is a stand from JoJo’s part 4 which ability is to erase everything the right hand of the stand touches, you have been playing with jojo references

    • @tyson_orr55
      @tyson_orr55 4 года назад +5

      Okuyasu has such a broken stand but he never uses it. He is still my favourite character tho 😅

    • @notyoshikagekira7374
      @notyoshikagekira7374 4 года назад +1

      Why are you spoiling it for him

    • @reppexir6398
      @reppexir6398 4 года назад

      za hando ka kitsu

    • @shiikae7787
      @shiikae7787 4 года назад

      Pedro Oliveira oi josuke!

    • @hawtdog3797
      @hawtdog3797 4 года назад +1

      Table aChair he’s not he’s telling him his ability that’s not spoiling

  • @Yxlesi
    @Yxlesi 4 года назад +1530

    Not sure why I thought of pink blood when i read the title

  • @no1greg
    @no1greg 4 года назад +22

    0:06
    Albert/Mrbigbasket: “Arsenal”
    Me: “hey look, it’s Sans!”

    • @zelptic6814
      @zelptic6814 4 года назад +1

      It’s a Jojo game with sans and gaster in it

    • @no1greg
      @no1greg 4 года назад +1

      @@zelptic6814 👁👄👁👌🏻

    • @jerms4070
      @jerms4070 4 года назад

      @@zelptic6814 ok smart dude

    • @usuarionoob2129
      @usuarionoob2129 4 года назад

      No is not sans is my ass

    • @usuarionoob2129
      @usuarionoob2129 4 года назад +1

      @A thing of little importance meh iam just a retardad :v

  • @sweeteyes7
    @sweeteyes7 Год назад

    There are 2 types of people when they see Albert in a fighting game:
    1: Protect him at all costs
    2: Target him

  • @myshaa
    @myshaa 4 года назад +152

    hes offically the man behind the slaughter.

    • @kevodecha
      @kevodecha 4 года назад +1

      Hehehehe yes

    • @rymour
      @rymour 4 года назад +6

      I T S B E E N S O L O N G S I N C E L A ST I V E S E E N MY S O N L O S T T O T H I S *MONSTER* T O T H E M A N B E H I N D T H E S L A G H T E R

    • @aurora9286
      @aurora9286 4 года назад

      *Yes.*

    • @sunnytumes6965
      @sunnytumes6965 4 года назад

      Dududuudududududuudududududududduudduududududududuud

    • @sebafa0911
      @sebafa0911 4 года назад +5

      This meme is 5 Months old how old are you all??

  • @spaghettiman421
    @spaghettiman421 4 года назад +59

    7:18 that’s a Jojo reference from pt 4

  • @amandaisthebestnameever
    @amandaisthebestnameever 4 года назад +70

    Me watching this:
    My mom: What are you watching?
    Me being stupid: KEtcHUp

    • @michaelafton3576
      @michaelafton3576 4 года назад +1

      I wonder what she was thinking after you said that lol

    • @ripnoah91021
      @ripnoah91021 4 года назад

      Amanda ur sans da skeleton 😙

    • @connormartin8447
      @connormartin8447 4 года назад

      To get 26K R💲 i hav℮ shared a m℮th𝐎d ⚾
      🤗
      🤩
      Күп кулланучылар инде бу истифадя

    • @diamond2654
      @diamond2654 4 года назад +1

      This isn’t funny

    • @user-sq3ey3jg4k
      @user-sq3ey3jg4k 4 года назад +2

      Visxal Diamond no u

  • @harrysunoj3726
    @harrysunoj3726 2 года назад +1

    Flamingo: this game is the bloodiest game on roblox
    Neighbour hood wars: am i a joke to you?

  • @viper9171
    @viper9171 4 года назад +187

    When Albert doesn’t realize that “Za Hando” is a jojo reference

    • @timber9468
      @timber9468 4 года назад +3

      he still on phantom blood

    • @dianeyoung7032
      @dianeyoung7032 4 года назад

      If you like robl𝐎x and want R💲 just try idea which i p𝐎sted 👓
      😫

      Sempre m'agrada compartir el que sé

    • @PenguinInVagas
      @PenguinInVagas 4 года назад +1

      Diane Young did u just sexually harass me

    • @PenguinInVagas
      @PenguinInVagas 4 года назад

      Diane Young I’ll sue u noob

    • @youraveragememeenjoyer2323
      @youraveragememeenjoyer2323 4 года назад +1

      Makes me sad

  • @q8811
    @q8811 4 года назад +35

    albert: some blood are suitible for children
    im concerned with that sentence

  • @christophergonzalez3235
    @christophergonzalez3235 4 года назад +74

    “Blood”
    Alberts doctor: you’ve been losing blood
    Albert: oh probaly because I played BLOOD ENGINE on roblox

  • @itzzyammy5964
    @itzzyammy5964 3 года назад +2

    Albert only needs blood in a game, nothing else he need.

  • @moxie185
    @moxie185 4 года назад +66

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    Flamingo: *I put a knife through his skull! (Continues to laugh like a maniac)*

    • @chillzz6903
      @chillzz6903 4 года назад +2

      LMAO they should add that to the flamingo announcer in Arsenal

    • @newspaperbin6763
      @newspaperbin6763 4 года назад

      Sounds like something DIO would do.

    • @chillzz6903
      @chillzz6903 4 года назад

      Germans Disgusting he never said he was funny😂

    • @chillzz6903
      @chillzz6903 4 года назад

      Germans Disgusting ok wouldn’t you have done the same? It’s not like he’s gaining money😐

    • @justnatsuki3300
      @justnatsuki3300 4 года назад +1

      Is it just me or does it feel like this comment is overused ._.

  • @The_Olive_Dragon
    @The_Olive_Dragon 4 года назад +158

    When you get killed by Za Hando
    But then you remember that Za Hando is a JoJo Reference

    • @selamawithagos4631
      @selamawithagos4631 4 года назад +4

      JOJO

    • @kakyoinked
      @kakyoinked 4 года назад +1

      Jojo! Golden wind!

    • @emulsion4
      @emulsion4 4 года назад +2

      OYE JOSUKE

    • @szymon2605
      @szymon2605 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @yosha3619
      @yosha3619 4 года назад

      OPINION
      JoJo sucks HunterXHunter is better
      READ IF YOU WANT:
      Every part is different which is stupid
      The power system is terrible the whole stand thing is just trash the characters suck there's not one interesting character in the series the art style is ugly and trash it's not funny, the fights suck I slept through every fight
      the fan base sucks JoJo has the worst fan base out there it's overrated

  • @not_a_dog7155
    @not_a_dog7155 4 года назад +88

    The Hand (Za Hando) is the Stand of Okuyasu Nijimura, featured in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable. Anything The Hand's right palm touches when it does a swiping motion with its arm is erased from this universe, be it physical matters or space itself. This ability effectively removes whatever is in the Stand's path from existence in accordance with the user's will.

  • @twanyyyyy
    @twanyyyyy 3 года назад +1

    Fans:Wait its all jojo references??
    Albert: Always has been.

  • @quitz9449
    @quitz9449 4 года назад +114

    If non friendly albert played this, we all know what would happen.

  • @leolikesanime1339
    @leolikesanime1339 4 года назад +52

    Literally no one:
    Albert: " *that's well made blood* "

    • @hxtduck
      @hxtduck 4 года назад +6

      How is this suppose to be funny???

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 года назад

      Fancy blood

    • @KiyokaWasTaken
      @KiyokaWasTaken 4 года назад

      Pog or blood

    • @jer-edits
      @jer-edits 4 года назад +2

      THIS MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHAHHAHA SO FUNNY BAHAHAHAHA

    • @hxtduck
      @hxtduck 4 года назад

      I dont get the joke :(

  • @IriosRiris
    @IriosRiris 4 года назад +53

    Fun fact:Albert is actually a kind person despite the fact that he calls his fans ugly trash etc etc but he is actually kind
    Wth i got this many likes?

  • @liannispriegues2548
    @liannispriegues2548 4 года назад

    Nani im your biggest fan and i love your viddddds 😹😹🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼🤙🏻

  • @c0all
    @c0all 4 года назад +37

    *When youtube recommends this to me 7 minutes after it was made*

  • @talkingfishbone9507
    @talkingfishbone9507 4 года назад +37

    "BE A CLOWN!"
    Albert: "i am..."
    -Albert September 7th 2020
    Its different times around the world so different days 2

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 4 года назад

      Such words

    • @gemstone4914
      @gemstone4914 4 года назад +1

      lol why did u add sept 7th xD

    • @nsatiq7588
      @nsatiq7588 4 года назад

      It's September 8 for me xD

    • @seabass..
      @seabass.. 4 года назад +1

      @@nsatiq7588 but, how?

    • @peyton7
      @peyton7 4 года назад

      we watched the video

  • @belliepuff
    @belliepuff 4 года назад +43

    “Are you fake?”
    *Yeah you’re never gonna see me again buster*

  • @lmaoimaginehacking9472
    @lmaoimaginehacking9472 2 года назад +1

    One of the best videos in the world ❤️❤️

  • @hoodgandalf8698
    @hoodgandalf8698 4 года назад +116

    Za Handoo is a stand in JoJo. It has the same ability as well.

    • @rodgr3591
      @rodgr3591 4 года назад +7

      User: MrBigBasket

    • @jaybba5979
      @jaybba5979 4 года назад +1

      Haha me sta plat hjvduhhhd

    • @asherlefleur
      @asherlefleur 4 года назад

      why do you have to write it that way-

    • @Ihaveararehandle
      @Ihaveararehandle 4 года назад +2

      You sound professional but you have the IQ of -0

    • @natexx2044
      @natexx2044 4 года назад

      I dint asc L

  • @ThatOneMex13
    @ThatOneMex13 4 года назад +145

    Little does he know, Za Hando is a Jojo reference

    • @dianehudson3876
      @dianehudson3876 4 года назад

      wants to ℮arn many R$ I hav℮ p𝐎st℮d a vid℮o 💋
      😎
      🎀
      Jeg har altid gerne dele hvad jeg ved

    • @fairyulz
      @fairyulz 4 года назад +1

      oh god.

    • @genericusername9014
      @genericusername9014 4 года назад +1

      yes

    • @ACasualPeterHere
      @ACasualPeterHere 4 года назад +4

      Oí josuke

    • @arisu6552
      @arisu6552 4 года назад +6

      Oi, Josuke, I used za hando to za hando my za hando and gave my za hando to fiddlepat to sell my za hando

  • @piggrunner7460
    @piggrunner7460 4 года назад +112

    so apparently you can "smash" people in this game... 😈
    edit: it said so, not my mind "mrflimflam smashed (username)"4:27

  • @BobbyJohnPhil
    @BobbyJohnPhil 3 года назад +2

    I remember having a Sukuna outfit and smashing servers with fists, im so sad that it got deleted.

  • @splends4441
    @splends4441 4 года назад +81

    i love how za hando is a jojo reference and flamingo doesn’t even notice it

  • @savviie7187
    @savviie7187 4 года назад +34

    “That’s very well made blood” now I’m concerned Albert how do you know what good blood looks like?

  • @mistzz8714
    @mistzz8714 4 года назад +16

    Flamingo: I, Albert, will erase with my 「THE HAND」.

  • @lemon-nadde
    @lemon-nadde 4 года назад +1

    Someone:pushes Albert off. Among us fans: there is an imposter among us

  • @Lesopal
    @Lesopal 4 года назад +60

    Oi josuke, Albert took my stand and now i cant kill Kira with ZA HANDO
    Ain’t that wacky
    -okuyasu 2020

    • @nightliam.
      @nightliam. 4 года назад

      BAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING AT THIS COMMENT

    • @muhamedhani4419
      @muhamedhani4419 4 года назад +5

      you forgot to add "aint that wacky"

    • @michaelwatson9428
      @michaelwatson9428 4 года назад

      want to g℮t many R$ I have uploaded a idea 😏
      😁
      🤗
      оны көріңіз емес ешқандай себеп жоқ

    • @oliniav664
      @oliniav664 4 года назад

      @@michaelwatson9428 Scam bot.

    • @veraagianto7693
      @veraagianto7693 4 года назад

      Jayzter11 The squid n i c e

  • @mad_germ
    @mad_germ 4 года назад +84

    “you can just smack people with stick hands”
    my teachers: *its free real estate*

    • @williamdesposito3758
      @williamdesposito3758 4 года назад +1

      🦔🐾🦥🐾🐾🎄🐁🎄😛🤩🥳🤩😗😘😝😏😝😜🤓🤓🤓🧐🧐😟🧐🧐😛🥳🥳🥳😘😘🤨😘HOW DAY YOU CAN YOU TELL THE WORLD YOUR HEART YOUR SOUL YOUR LIFE YOU CAN NOT GET YOUR OWN HAPPINESS IT IS YOUR LIFE IT WILL NOT GO AWAY IT’S THE ONLY❤️❤️💘🖤💘💘💛💛💛💘💛💘💘💚💘

    • @brooklyn7378
      @brooklyn7378 4 года назад +9

      @@williamdesposito3758 are u ok?

    • @Avalynopal
      @Avalynopal 4 года назад +5

      @@williamdesposito3758 lmao why are you saying that all of sudden

    • @SUP3R2069
      @SUP3R2069 4 года назад +4

      @@williamdesposito3758 you're to young to be on RUclips. Go back to RUclips kid's

    • @sosuke8424
      @sosuke8424 4 года назад

      william desposito what the actual fu-

  • @Frono
    @Frono 4 года назад +11

    I love how they tortured Piccolo to Death and then Piccolo's tries to get revenge but got killed instead by Albert

  • @aubreyjgon3403
    @aubreyjgon3403 3 года назад

    “So this is one of roblox’s most bloody games” Runker 51: am I a joke to you?