I Convinced Philza His Wife Isn’t Real...

Today TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot speak to the Real Life Wife of Philza Minecraft on Dream's Mineraft Server. This was insane.
STREAMING DAILY, LIVE ON DREAM'S SMP - / tommyinnit
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Today I played Vanilla Minecraft 1.15 / 1.16 but it was me convincng Philza (friend of Dream I think) and Wilbur Soot (from the hit video I met Wilbur Soot in real life... ) that his Wife is not real!. I Spoke To Philza's Wife (similarly to the time I Spoke To Dream's Sister and) it was so much fun and we had lots of laughs, I love being me POG CHAMP!!! Awesome
Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is me convincing Philza his WIFE isn't REAL! LOL!!!! POGCHAMP!!!!

[@syewh]

"Sorry wife, gotta go fight crime"
And that's going to the quote book

[@bibox_3365]

I Laughed for like 20 Minutes XDD

[@umbra2633]

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

[@f00tfunguss]

@@umbra2633 sure he did

[@Bob-od3vd]

Can someone sub to me

[@Moon404yt]

where's my superhero suit?

[@Sarcastic-brainwash]

basically,
phil: “tommy is at the age where he thinks about one thing”
kristen: “women?”
phil: *panik*

[@Sarcastic-brainwash]

@@Noone-gi2ox sadly just a joke 😔

[@Noone-gi2ox]

@@Sarcastic-brainwash sad-

[@india7416]

Same energy as that Wednesday Addams clip-

[@Sarcastic-brainwash]

@@india7416 oop

[@amogus9945]

@@Noone-gi2ox what did u say

[@kellyg2635]

almost a year later, and Wilbur and Tommy are still gaslighting Phil into thinking that his wife isn't real.

[@odinudin4313]

YEP

[@ittselli3245]

but now she participates in it aswell

[@eshannnn]

800th like

[@liveactionme6607]

And Kristian

[@crxksyy2ndaccount]

Cause she's not xd

[@dinosaursarecoolinnit5642]

the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “phil wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

[@Theunicorn2012]

the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “phil wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

[@amityplay]

love that progression sm lol

[@Theunicorn2012]

the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

[@justinortiz9342]

"NOO DONT DIVORCE ME"
"phil was that your mother"
*what kind of sweet home alabama shit is this*

[@Nyx_404]

That was sweet home Alabama in a nutshell

[@CloutzyFTBL]

LMAO

[@omarromero2963]

SwEeT hOmE ALABAMa

[@dysonthatsit4223]

WOAH WOAH

[@passionsweird.1906]

MAKSJS LMFAO

[@Tomi-313]

"I'm half a stack years old."
The most minecrafty thing ive ever heard anyone say

[@justjose8002]

LOL ikr

[@alastair116]

I have a stack of battery on my phone

[@arianvixal7143]

@John Doe that took me awhile to remember

[@DuckzAreCool]

What about Tommy wanting to farm wives 😂

[@sometimes_goodatgaming4343]

It's almost like ppl call him "philza minecraft"

[@Poepy]

I love how Tommy’s logic is:
“Philza is married
I am NOT married
So this was VERY funny”

[@Theunicorn2012]

I love how Tommy’s logic is: “Philza is married I am NOT married So this was VERY funny”

[@mzc_crazy3769]

I love how Tommy is kidding but Phil is ever so slightly genuinely concerned that he's being serious.

[@Theunicorn2012]

I love how Tommy is kidding but Phil is ever so slightly genuinely concerned that he's being serious.

[@The_Court_Poet]

“What’s stopping me?”
“Your personality. You’re very insufferable.”
That is the hardest burn I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

[@marz6580]

ÓÓÓÓ

[@marz6580]

*WHÁT*

[@laurawoolley4785]

😔👌

[@netherillager5959]

Nice link icon doe

[@brainisrunbygoblin6943]

9:40 is the timestamp if anyone wants it

[@shadophaxx2401]

“Babe come over”
“Can’t, my city needs me”

[@garto_2]

"my parents aren't home"

[@gachastarszamasu_6859]

@@garto_2 "they got kidnapped! I'll save them!"

[@kayleelahman8258]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@elizademes1516]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thebossetrino9352]

YES I WAS YOU'RE ALMIGHTY 1.3 K LIKES AAAAAHHHHHHH (GETS AR%USED) THAT FELT GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD

[@insanitygaming1526]

Phil:"That was my wife."
Wilbur:"I don't think you have one of those anymore."

[@Theunicorn2012]

Phil: "That was my wife." Wilbur : " I don't think you have one of those anymore."

[@dreamjoy3041]

10:22
Tommy: I want to rid the world of wives
Wilbur: We feel like you would be quite a good start for this Phil how did you get a wife and how could we remove her?
Tommy: How could we remove her without- without there being any traces?
Phil: Jesus-
Kristin: N O
Phil: **laughs**
Kristin: DON'T DIVORCE ME *P L E A S E*
Tommy and Phil: **laughs**
Tommy and Wilbur: Phil, who is that? Who is that? Who is that, Phil?
Phil: She just burst through the door **laughs**
Tommy and Wilbur: **laughs harder**

[@Official_me_]

You quoted that way to well

[@dreamjoy3041]

Why thank you ✨

[@MaxineInYourWifi]

“I’m half a stack years old” is the only correct way to describe his age

[@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918]

There's one more: 'old'

[@syedmohibbulwaris1688]

Lol

[@Theunicorn2012]

“I’m half a stack years old” is the only correct way to describe his age

[@lanes4985]

7:46 phil and kristin have never sounded MORE like tommy’s parents than in that moment
“he wants to speak to you.”
“did you take anything away from what kristin said?”

[@ruby-no6tz]

It makes me think they would be good parents

[@justjose8002]

@@ruby-no6tz lol

[@emmawalters1958]

philza : *dying of laughter*
Tommy : Wilbur lets start a Wife-Disaperral Service
Wilbur : We should also remove Gravity
*more dying of laughter*

[@omniummysterio]

This is still one of his best videos. The casual nature of the conversation that slowly leads them into going insane is hilarious.

[@Theunicorn2012]

This is still one of his best videos. The casual nature of the conversation that slowly leads them into going insane is hilarious

[@charleyeyey3124]

wilbur's tired voice and kristin's "no don't divorce me please" are both so fucking iconic it's scary

[@ittybittykibibyte]

He sounds like Ghostbur but more dead lmao

[@KaizoGMR]

The voice of wilbur is no dead, its just like he is trying to not laugh

[@orlando9966]

The "noooo, dont divorce me please" made me think she wants him for money lol

[@gaeancastillo9020]

@@ittybittykibibyte well he's definitely more dead now lmao

[@ittybittykibibyte]

@@gaeancastillo9020 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@rubyjackson6861]

I love how easily Wilbur just turned Tommy’s arguments from “I need a wife now” to “lets gaslight Phil into not having a wife”

[@mr_rfrm7169]

I mean, wife's don't exist now. All of them have been cut down.

[@theawkwardguy5397]

@@mr_rfrm7169 wtf is a woman? If they exist why hasn’t one talked to me
*:(*

[@AroMangle]

@@theawkwardguy5397 I am woeman

[@theawkwardguy5397]

@@AroMangle you aren’t woeman

[@AroMangle]

@@theawkwardguy5397 I am woeman.

[@NotASnaccImAMel]

I like the part where they actually managed to convince Phil his wife isn't real... *Oh wait.*

[@tyrtem]

11:31

[@prismatic_gdm]

Who would've guessed. All these years later, Tommy is now married to the love of his life... Tubbo.

[@Theunicorn2012]

Who would've guessed. All these years later, Tommy is now married to the love of his life… Tubbo.

[@prismatic_gdm]

@@Theunicorn2012 Thanks?

[@robsmoonah]

“im half a stack years old”
sounds like somehing a dad would say to be cOoL

[@emmytheidiot5802]

That sounds like what my dad would say but we all know he is another 4 years older

[@PlayStore-lj8lf]

Yes

[@Not_Xo]

Haha @play store your just say “yes” lmao

[@Theunicorn2012]

“im half a stack years old” sounds like something a dad would say to be COoL

[@frogfishie4655]

Plot twist: Kristin is actually the Samsung Smart Fridge

[@marianhee3066]

Holy crap

[@ryantalley5284]

Simpsung

[@QueenRatMan]

@@marianhee3066 yes

[@waliahmed6]

LMFAOOOOO

[@KeitieKalopsia]

Wives were eliminated from existence, so her conscience was preserved in their home’s Samsung Smart Fridge to keep her alive.

[@cocoa1019]

why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of tears the whole video

[@bangtansonyeodan1088]

It’s ghostburs voice it for the lore

[@skeleton9470]

real

[@Theunicorn2012]

why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of tears the whole video

[@PokefanSans]

"I love gaslighting"
- Harrybook

[@Taco169]

“ Just killed a woman feeling good” well this explains a lot..

[@misseverything7202]

oH DUCK

[@shihabmunshi5100]

i am seeing a pattern here

[@asteriswagner7950]

you have 999 likes even if you deserve it i can't put a like more. 999 is sacred.
This is a joke.

[@3rdEyeLenny]

You have 999 likes

[@Taco169]

Thx for the 1k likes :)

[@wisp]

MARRIED MAN PHIL IS COOL AND OLD

[@umbra2633]

I love your content

[@pippanin6008]

HEY BIG MAN WISP

[@orangeworkouts3039]

@@umbra2633 stop playing pretty when theres a youtuber

[@microwavedlilo]

YUP

[@Jyudee]

That is interesting.

[@mortIsHere]

"Sorry wife, I have to go fight crime!"
Best quote on this channel

[@yamifuji5319]

Two years later, and now he is married to Tubbo. What a world we live in.

[@Theunicorn2012]

Two years later, and now he is married to Tubbo. What a world we live in.

[@orangesarequitenice9111]

Guy: **casually stealing something**
Phil:
*MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING*

[@lemony.118]

something = pork

[@MrBroke]

FLASHBACKS TO FLEX TAPE

[@dfnotjulia]

or as wilbur would say: “OHH MY ASSHOLE SENSES ARE TINGLING”

[@pokeblinder1985]

I made tommys animatic..
Check out if interested 🙂

[@mythicalpeanut8754]

@@pokeblinder1985 stop spamming

[@wagwanpussio]

Pardon me wife, I’m going to..
*A P P R E H E N D T H E P O R K T H I E F*

[@Inconsistent_Duckposting]

Utriudtmkudt

[@TheColourfulSidetwitch]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Zlinkra]

@THE GOD OF MEMES 0-0

[@thegreatjan]

@@Inconsistent_Duckposting when the stroke

[@coffeetree_]

IM CRYINDJFGKSHDFSSKJD

[@07.a]

12:13 Wives really are like grass, gamers don't touch it

[@Abyss_xL]

So what if you're a girl that plays videogames

[@K1R8Y]

@@Abyss_xL get a prescription to become a man

[@Abyss_xL]

@@K1R8Y understandable

[@K1R8Y]

@@Abyss_xL also off topic but i just realized you have a pfp from my favorite music artists mv i think that is rlly cool

[@Theunicorn2012]

12:13 Wives really are like grass, gamers don't touch it

[@TheBlitzedMoose]

NGL I usually find Tommy annoying but he's slowly growing on me as I watch random videos of him with Phil, Wilbur, and Techno. Tommy buddy, I can see you growing up to be a cool dude. Don't let people stomp you to the ground, you're young and full of energy! Make the most out of your life and be happy.

[@EE-vp3gx]

"Im leagally old enough to get a wife so whats stopping me!?"
"your personality"

[@Cypher4]

Lol

[@okialy9636]

yikes

[@theoofer1483]

That roast th0

[@marz6580]

Ooooohhhhh

[@liavers]

F

[@vi5817]

“How old are you?”
“I’m half a stack years old”

[@hilosmilos1745]

Words of a real gamer

[@vi5817]

@@hilosmilos1745 of course

[@lemony.118]

tommy’s quarter stack years old

[@ethanlee8462]

Yes

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race?
A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

[@BobtheFixer-tb9jj]

i love how fast tommy went from "i want a wife" to "I HATE WIVES" to "Phil, your wife doesn't exist"

[@Theunicorn2012]

i love how fast tommy went from "i want a wife" to "I HATE WIVES" to "Phil, your wife doesn't exist"

[@ima-pug8030]

I love how sleepy Wilbur sounds

[@OZBALLZ_]

“You are divorced!”
“But I have a ring on my finger.”
*“Eat it.”*

[@manuelmathew848]

timestamp?

[@gameguin6113]

I see the helper in security breach has returned with a vegan excuse, and instead of telling you to eat pizza, he’s now telling you eat it, whatever it is you must eat it.

[@yo_itsnicole7333]

@@manuelmathew848 11:36 :)

[@skelegone-qx3os]

*I MUST CONSUME THE RING* *NOM*

[@ilikecookiesuvu8444]

Divorce papers? NO. Eating cake rings? Yes

[@Tackermane]

“Half a stack years old” is the most Minecraft thing I’ve ever heard

[@umbra2633]

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

[@clyded8404]

@@umbra2633 sorry but shut up

[@RRRAHHHHH]

@@umbra2633 shut

[@graze2991]

@@clyded8404 thats not nice

[@clyded8404]

@@graze2991 ik that's y I said sorry

[@boliber4874]

Code: "Do we know anybody that we can hook up with Tommy?"
Translation: "Who, out of everyone that we know, do we hate the most?

[@Omaishere4u]

LMAOO ROAST IN ACTION

[@stereotypestripee]

3 years later Tommyinnit has a girlfriend named Molly

[@oofbert2659]

“How do I farm wives.” - Every Minecraft Teenager Ever

[@spesq]

To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated 🌥 🌥

[@Az-mj3cd]

Bot

[@tophatman1192]

It's more like girlfriends

[@ailinhdotcom]

@@spesq im sorry but self promotion in RUclips is often despised on 😭

[@spesq]

@@Az-mj3cd no

[@cloudii_nightsyt]

“What’s it like being old?”
“What’s it like being a child?”
*”I forgot.”*

[@blazegoldrose4263]

The most savage comeback

[@water-sv2ou]

I just looked at this comment when they said it

[@Leo-ui2ww]

such a mood

[@Justaguyiguess]

OOH

[@trudlejack]

“I forgor 💀”

[@Im_just_a_banana]

2 years later and he has a girlfriend (and jackmanifold)

[@BrowhothefuckamI]

Tommy: "Oh Phil, no priest is going to approve me! I'm never going to get married!"
2-3 years later: Scott Smajor: "not unless I become an ordained minister-" *I Married Tubbo, on this very RUclips channel gets posted, like, a year later, I'm Just Tom, gets posted on this very channel*

[@Thomas-ie7mu]

"Sorry wife,i have to go and fight crime"
-Iron Man in the Avengers Movie

[@venkateshappaj9586]

Lol

[@RealGachaLife]

*-Philza, real life

[@minimoonie6431]

@@RealGachaLife lol

[@DudeBro76]

4th comment, I bet this post will blow up

[@imposter2491]

Hi

[@K4Tisrat]

"I'm 32. I'm half a stack years old" lol

[@onerandomcabbage2423]

tommyinnit: “ im 16 im a quarter of a stack years pld “

[@FattyBaconxD]

He's a true minecrafter...

[@swarthaknag6876]

@@onerandomcabbage2423 an enderpearl stack

[@onerandomcabbage2423]

@@swarthaknag6876 true

[@Marie_-]

Tommy is a quarter of a stack years old lol

[@uBytee]

8:43 wilbur joins

[@dragonslairproductions5138]

3:25
That aged well, I guess?

[@nerd5487]

You know Phil isnt a true millenial when he says "I'm half a stack years old."

[@gendiskaira]

Or a true gamer

[@kieraconway9177]

@@gendiskaira they’re the same thing

[@NiceO1]

do i want to ruin 777 likes?

[@Steak_baker]

........who?

[@mallory9289]

@@Steak_baker who’s phil?

[@AKiwi]

cant wait for tommy to make a “I SPOKE TO WOMEN” playlist

[@LayeequeGaming]

lol

[@-.bread.-9324]

Pffftttt same

[@umbra2633]

To the person who’s reading this: you’re very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendation. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated ⛅️⛅️

[@madtchap3450]

Lol he made a “Speaking to family members in Minecraft” playlist

[@mi.janLuna]

@@umbra2633 shut up spammer

[@user-hi6uq9np1l]

Tommy: Wants a wife immediately
Tommy 2 Seconds Later: “I want to rid the world of wives.”

[@NatureLover89144]

32 + 2 more years =
Philza is 34 years old in 2023
*Basic math*

[@aviara4035]

philza is a wife haver? CANCEL 😡✍️

[@aetherius6221]

Here before 500 upvotes

[@Muffinzy]

Yooo what are u doin here Avi?

[@wyd..mikasa5352]

ruclips.net/video/rf3M0xcvZPQ/видео.html

[@katava521]

Halloooooo
U-U
Let us peacefully mow our wives in our lawns

[@kotaq_]

STFU

[@saltyduckie]

alternative title: 16-year-old thinks about buying a wife while grown men talk him out of it

[@Kai-hi2ii]

no no grown man ghostbur is pretty much encouraging him until they start talking about eradicating all wives then he encourages that 😆

[@umbra2633]

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

[@melltoids]

@@umbra2633 Stop

[@emuemma52]

rewatching this while Tommy is literally legally married to Tubbo, It's a good watch.

[@drsolidlive]

4:53 NOT THE DANTDM CLIP MAN

[@m7disonnn]

The fact that kirsten was trying to actually help- LMAO

[@millalambrechts6690]

Ikr bahaha😭✋💅

[@sir.squishy6830]

@@millalambrechts6690 what the hell does painting your nails have to do with it?

[@jordanlawrence2048]

@@sir.squishy6830 lol

[@minimoonie6431]

AWWWWW

[@yes-do8lm]

Is no one gonna bring up the fact he wrote KIRSTEN

[@emsypoo4449]

Jokes aside, the fact that Phil was like “no my wife is Kristen” and refused to admit she didn’t exist is so sweet

[@GunkedUpGoober]

Wife what wife

[@TopHatPlushDjdjendndke]

"No dont divorce me!"
- random female stranger Phil kidnapped

[@khaozxx]

Ew..wives

[@lealie116]

I love that you worded it as "refused to admit" as if she actually doesn't exist

[@karadelachukara1960]

​@@lealie116 wdym as if she doesnt exist, are you a conspiracy theorist, or just hearing things

[@Hachurui41]

And a year later, Tommy has tried to take Mumza's advice, and failed

[@gachastar1244]

"I am half a stack old." -Philza 2022

[@sketchykitten3640]

Tommy: “I want to get married”
Ph1za: *you don’t have enough experience for that enchantment*

[@ghostsen2891]

LMAO

[@Alaa-uu6bu]

LOL

[@kaidenhutchs9921]

omg fu

[@yanlina.l.6013]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[@mangomaster111]

KEKW

[@Ayundaru]

plot twist: Tommy is Philza's son

[@user-sk3cz4zc4q]

Epic

[@ghostella_8348]

Ok verified nerd

[@nithitos2681]

Ultimaghost ok unverified nerd

[@Toby-vm5gq]

ooh a new person

[@skythelioness59]

*Gasp* What if?!

[@lionelabayan2020]

Hey your my girlfriend. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️

[@FrameStation]

Bro what 💀

[@kyubiPlays_]

philza is the batman

[@perialis2970]

How old are you?
“Half a stack old”
Ah yes he is speaking minecraft

[@rivaldo4929]

He playin mine craft....
I like ya cut g **slaps harder than ur dad belt**

[@itsmebellum3613]

He is truly Philza Minecraft

[@kielbarral7713]

@Tianrui Qi how to make bold text like that?

[@drip4304]

@@kielbarral7713 put * [And put the sentence in between] *

[@kielbarral7713]

*Ty*

[@2k6turtle_12]

I love how Tommy trying to get married, and then deciding to attempt a brainwashed divorce is #2 on trending.

[@OrangePee1s]

This is sad ahaha

[@HaifaaAmni]

LMAO

[@rjayy1]

THIS ARTIST IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!🔥🔥 ruclips.net/video/8J3eRtzjz2E/видео.html

[@rjayy1]

THIS ARTIST IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!🔥🔥 ruclips.net/video/8J3eRtzjz2E/видео.html

[@Mastasrasmas]

@@rjayy1 no

[@hoe9666]

Little did tommy know that he would get Legally married to his best friend for a bit :D

[@CaptainDV]

I love how whenever will enters the chat, hr always find a way to maneuver the conversation into a cursed bit.

[@rageninja6036]

“how does it feel to be old?”
“What’s it like being a child?”
*Vietnam flashbacks to drista*

[@umbra2633]

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

[@pingu8896]

@@umbra2633 no content = no sub

[@umbra2633]

@@pingu8896 I have some good content

[@umbra2633]

@@pingu8896 and I been trying my hardest

[@coollegend6119]

@@umbra2633 Bruh "good content", You have the username similar to a famous RUclipsr, staged videos as well that're overrated, one stolen clip from a stream....

[@RealStarGazerFox]

Phill: I sprinted at a theft
My brain: Philza Minecraft is so brave, he’s the bravest man I’ve ever met

[@isegeese]

Y E S

[@ahihi6926]

WHY CAN I HEAR QUACKITY HELP

[@EliseR0s3]

@@ahihi6926 I DUNNO BUT I CAN TOO

[@chillrelease2213]

I kid you not I heard "I sprinted after a leaf"

[@crunchcereal7903]

*M e P e r d o n a s ? ? ?*

[@0wn1r]

I cant imagine if Molly sees this video

[@IlliterateMan69]

“And I’m not married”

[@faesmith3389]

“We should start a wife disappearal service!”
Tommy, that’s called being a hitman! Tommy this is Minecraft not Hitman!

[@riante.illust]

@Leave M E Alone ikr, what kind of word is that?! It sounds so non-existent, just like wives!

[@daisy3869]

Well, it wasn't very long ago that a man could put his wife in an asylum by simply saying she is crazy (no actual evidence needed). That was pretty much this service o.o

[@bogdamms]

Timestamp

[@walnut6684]

Too bad he's a bad mercenary

[@thomasduon]

maybe they could hire tubbo

[@KCBIG]

“I’m in the mood for a wife” it sounds like he’s ordering food.

[@tomergngn]

isn't he?

[@KarateLauren]

@@tomergngn I mean i like dark humor but jesus christ

[@tomergngn]

@@KarateLauren you know you nailed a joke when you caused someone clinical depression because of it :D

[@ninthcrusader2636]

Depending on your perspective, he is

[@tomergngn]

@Blinded II OK that was just cringe

[@hanglowstyles6175]

Tommy: how do I speed this thing up?
Dream joins the call *speedrun music playing*

[@sabahtahiyat7302]

At least he has Molly now 😂

[@axlpce]

"Just killed a women, feeling good"
-Tommyinnit, in real life edition

[@cersys8007]

Just got 500 feeling good

[@umbra2633]

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

[@axlpce]

@@strike4762 He will use the lawn mower and his diamond sword

[@APersonTM]

Wilbur: you have no wife
Phil: I still have the ring on my finger
Tommy: *-EAT IT*

[@guadalupe3759]

LMAOOO

[@APersonTM]

@LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuber nah he’d just be doing kettle sounds

[@Ranjithpullukattu]

@LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuber i take a ring...... AND EAT IT

[@anxiousshowercurtain1630]

@LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuber this had nothing really to do with Dre 🤠

[@bbew2914]

@LJthegamer im acctuley ljtheyoutuberi think they mean u brought up dre when he's not even involved lol

[@Luciferthekingpurgatory]

Philza: you can’t just marry a stranger
Maxfosh: I’ve done that twice

[@Quartzneedstherapy]

I love how philza refers to himself as half a stack years old

[@radio-dm5ut]

“I’m half a stack years old.”
how much minecraft has he been playing lmao

[@doghaver4343]

Hmmm if id have to guess counting his hardcore series id say about 7-8 years

[@YourMom-wn2iy]

So you watched Banana Fish? Cool

[@thefoxygirl3630]

His name is literally Philza Minecraft what do you meann

[@basseltarek3095]

@@doghaver4343 he is playing since the beta released in 2010

[@tasbirmiah5247]

@@YourMom-wn2iy gay

[@whatif6821]

Tommy: "What's stopping me?"
Wilber: "Your personality"
Me: "Oh shit"

[@solo-nk4gs]

Wilbur*

[@socks5616]

@@solo-nk4gs Wibbler

[@goldfishsupremacy]

Wilbur? More like WilBURN

[@krrbb]

@@socks5616 it's Wilbur not wilber or wibbler, why would anybody name their kid wibbler?

[@socks5616]

@@krrbb i know that his name is wilbur, „wibbler“ is an insider joke from a video where he collaborated with another youtuber, who called him wibbler

[@makaylam303]

Legend has it Wilbur and Tommy are still trying to gaslight Ph1lza to this day.

[@DontblameAsh]

That's because they are

[@xydejesus2126]

i love that tommy's thumbnail are always him laughing or crying and most of the time with the iconic red shirt

[@piggyquiz4766]

Philza:
“Did I tell you I sprinted after a thief the other day”
The thief:
"And I took that personally

[@Knight_Dragon]

Wilbur:would you like old man insurance mr thief

[@ellamae3978]

I can’t click read or is that the point

[@ChocolateShrimpPasta]

"AYUP PHILZA HEARD YOU TALKING POOP ABOUT ME EH"

[@klips106]

“

[@Theunicorn2012]

Philza:
“Did I tell you I sprinted after a theif the other day” The thief: "And I took that personally

[@maxandcheeese]

“i think if i had a wife, i’d say to her “you’re not real, go away” and if she did not go away, that’s when i get the lawn mower.”
that’s my senior quote, thanks wilbur

[@SpeedyCheetahCub]

OMG that's perfect!

[@kwhitewinter7088]

Omg i will screenshot this and use it just need to swap wife with husband

[@thenatespecial]

this is why some schools are removing senior quotes

[@SaxSIOZ]

Epic

[@PhasmoJoee]

Best quote ever

[@UltraAryan10]

5:45 So this is how Tommy learned how to get a husband

[@K4orV_bL1nD]

Real it is how he got a lovely husband

[@unicornyoutube7587]

If you can't have them, beat them.

[@trainbiboi4595]

Wilbur’s going to get married one day and his wife will see this video and divorce him

[@misseverything7202]

Ah yes 😌

[@marsbarsdeeznutz]

oop-

[@thatsveryverysweetofyou9023]

probably a shallow women in the first place; the sentiment of "ridding the world of wives" doesn't sound bad then.

[@marsbarsdeeznutz]

@Lad tru dat

[@L3NATR1X]

@Lad They arent really bc they will leave after a year

[@icreatedthisjustnow7830]

"i am a 16 and definitely not married"
wait until the grind hears about this smh

[@Kataza_]

He’s not supposed to date women because she’s married to the grind yet here he is :(

[@bananoverlord6962]

wait who tf is the grind

[@Catburger69]

@@bananoverlord6962 i believe its a joke Tommy made thats 'canon' in the dreamsmp.i think on the wiki its in his info

[@gh05tb0yz]

@@bananoverlord6962 tommy’s married to the grind (the grind isnt a person just think of it like when u grind out levels in a game)

[@johnavsill8368]

I do not recomend Molly to watch this video😂

[@penelopebayless754]

One thing I loved about this video is when Phil said that the ring was titanium. It's like showing how strong of a couple he and Kristian really are.

[@andregonzalez6112]

Why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of crying and he’s going through puberty

[@clementflynn2926]

i think he was definitely intoxicated

[@kavlynpounds5466]

Ya either that or he’s sick 😂

[@ForTheLoveOfEline]

Ghostbur u uncultured boomer goofs

[@Skeptixx]

Ghostbur.....

[@kavlynpounds5466]

@@ForTheLoveOfEline I had seen some stuff about ghostbur but I don’t know the whole story about what happened

[@emi-zk3bn]

“Did I tell you I sprinted after a thief the other day”
Tommy: funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[@emi-zk3bn]

1:24

[@spesq]

To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated 🌥 🌥

[@pennabuter-4532]

@@spesq cringeeeee

[@spesq]

@@pennabuter-4532 lol

[@hello-id3qd]

@@pennabuter-4532 accept happieness

[@bibidibabidiboo3013]

the change tommy went through in 2 years is really cool

[@A_Goose_YT]

i love the idea of george beating tommy to death with the A N N O Y A N C E stick

[@pixiethealienkitty1894]

*Philza be tryna convince Tommy not to speedrun marriage.*

[@miles2546]

*doo doo doo dooo*

[@pitypartiez]

@@miles2546 lmao

[@big_sea]

yes

[@neaosmt1562]

If he does that he'll probably speedrun divorce

[@Somebodythatiusedtoknoww]

@@miles2546 dude……play la chona please

[@dybo3793]

This guy things he’s 20 and it’s the cutest thing

[@tinyperson3203]

“You can’t just marry a stranger!”
*Arranged Marriage is typing...*

[@edvardo-roblox2980]

philza
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

[@victoryvishmasterblader5020]

my parents have an arranged marriage, they fight a lot but divorces are looked down upon. (My parents are from India)

[@meow.610]

@@victoryvishmasterblader5020 thats.. that's just sad...

[@dr.zamanritu9033]

@@victoryvishmasterblader5020 yes divorces here are rare. And mostly everyone is arranged married.

[@koneho8389]

@@edvardo-roblox2980 jokes on you, I remembered the link

[@ZachOWott_]

What if 16 years later, Phil makes a video called "I convinced TommyInnit that his wife isn't real"

[@JanJan0525]

OH GOSH

[@venkateshappaj9586]

That would be awesome

[@masshysteria9657]

jesus phil would be old

[@bipbopboopbam1915]

I would probably cry

[@minimoonie6431]

PLS YES BAHAHA KARMA