Black Don't Crack | Is It True? | All Def Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @doof.1
    @doof.1 7 лет назад +2451

    "What do you use to moisturize your face?"
    "What's on sale." this right here

    • @margarbieadams8200
      @margarbieadams8200 7 лет назад +9

      Austin Duffy that's right

    • @thechesirecatsmom
      @thechesirecatsmom 7 лет назад +6

      Austin Duffy i was drinking water and it ended up on the floor cause im dirty

  • @Rochelle_Ballah
    @Rochelle_Ballah 9 лет назад +8700

    "My daddy dead but he still look young"😂😭😢

    • @gersongalvez2729
      @gersongalvez2729 9 лет назад +13

      I'm sorry for your lose

    • @Groggpuffar
      @Groggpuffar 9 лет назад +77

      +Ameres Apu Watch the video.

    • @angular2502
      @angular2502 9 лет назад +6

      +Ameres Apu *loss not lose

    • @Marz2727
      @Marz2727 9 лет назад +6

      Such a good line 😂😂

    • @simplyne_
      @simplyne_ 8 лет назад +16

      😂😂😂 He was stupid for that one!

  • @maleseasmall6754
    @maleseasmall6754 7 лет назад +3132

    "Do you have kids"
    "None that I'll claim"
    🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @lenalee6810
    @lenalee6810 6 лет назад +3219

    2:18 "Did you own slaves?" omgsh i am crying tearssss

  • @ReddAndLoveely
    @ReddAndLoveely 8 лет назад +4006

    "its not so much that black dnt crack its just that white does" hahaha

    • @jamirwilliams6079
      @jamirwilliams6079 8 лет назад +23

      Exactly that made absolutely no sense. 😂😂

    • @YelenaBlanka
      @YelenaBlanka 8 лет назад +9

      +Chris Paul's Ankles lmao um ur dumb... He's talking about crack as in the drug you fool smfh

    • @ReddAndLoveely
      @ReddAndLoveely 8 лет назад +21

      +yelena blanka he wasn't talking about drugs. But that would make sense

    • @jamirwilliams6079
      @jamirwilliams6079 8 лет назад +29

      yelena blanka no YOU'RE dumb, he wasn't even talking about drugs. The video is seeing if the famous saying "black don't crack" is true. They're talking about aging, did you even watch the video? I understand where you're coming from, but you're thinking too hard.

    • @irenemiller9204
      @irenemiller9204 8 лет назад

      +Chris Paul's Ankles he did make sense

  • @bella-xf2lz
    @bella-xf2lz 6 лет назад +1381

    "it's true because it rhymes"

  • @zako9667
    @zako9667 9 лет назад +1189

    5:50 Japanese woman: "how many bitches you slept with?"
    Jay: "what the fuck"

    • @nightcorecreationz2938
      @nightcorecreationz2938 9 лет назад +4

      +Zako that was the best xD

    • @alexandriaserna1822
      @alexandriaserna1822 9 лет назад +40

      I fucken died and it was so funny coming from since she's all quiet and tiny 😂😂😂 just best moment and he was like JESUS

    • @eliarsenault2015
      @eliarsenault2015 9 лет назад

      I died LOL

    • @mikaylanarissa
      @mikaylanarissa 9 лет назад

      I was dying at this part 😂

    • @mxnicv_323
      @mxnicv_323 9 лет назад

      I was drinking water at that part almost spit it out lol.

  • @MrBboy3213
    @MrBboy3213 9 лет назад +6141

    "the scariest things black have done is be black in America" I died😅

  • @Bluxjae
    @Bluxjae 6 лет назад +2010

    “My daddy dead..but he look young”😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @ekuda
      @ekuda 6 лет назад +5

      not funny burn

    • @ThatsSoGlaii
      @ThatsSoGlaii 6 лет назад +5

      😭😂😭

    • @ItsEkcho
      @ItsEkcho 6 лет назад +1

      Lil Nae 😂

    • @yikez9408
      @yikez9408 6 лет назад +6

      I tried so hard not to laugh at that part bc his dead I was dead my self at that part💀🤦🏾‍♀️😭🤣😂

    • @TheEvilSlayer7
      @TheEvilSlayer7 3 года назад

      🙏🏽

  • @amandaagyeman3652
    @amandaagyeman3652 7 лет назад +11703

    That little Asian lady is so cute, Omg I can't 😂

    • @timxu6631
      @timxu6631 7 лет назад +457

      Amanda Agyeman IKR
      "Do u like Japanese girl"
      "How many bitches you slept with"
      LMAO

    • @jolieh6485
      @jolieh6485 7 лет назад +6

      Tim Xu t

    • @saraha6979
      @saraha6979 7 лет назад +5

      Ikr

    • @drake639able
      @drake639able 7 лет назад +5

      zizogamer69 zizogaming same

    • @queenl.a7375
      @queenl.a7375 7 лет назад +23

      her name is aiko yall

  • @ahmedshawkyelshebiny
    @ahmedshawkyelshebiny 6 лет назад +987

    “Eyes are soul to your windows” 😂💀

  • @MundM777
    @MundM777 7 лет назад +1548

    "This is all turning racial really quick" - everyone in 2017

  • @samanthacovington6556
    @samanthacovington6556 7 лет назад +1021

    "My daddy *dead* , but he look young." 💀💀 if this ain't the truth

  • @leuthie525
    @leuthie525 7 лет назад +736

    "Do u have kids?"
    "None that im claiming"
    Savage 😂😂😂

    • @kiyahcross9580
      @kiyahcross9580 7 лет назад

      lmao

    • @fyeotrill
      @fyeotrill 7 лет назад +1

      Jenny And Jenny don't let the gray hair fool you I'll fuck the shit outta you. Savage

  • @ChrystinamarieWellington
    @ChrystinamarieWellington 5 лет назад +1254

    White guy: The scariest thing Black people do is be black in America.
    Black People: *gasp* He knows!!!

    • @sondersonics7534
      @sondersonics7534 5 лет назад +9

      F-zero91maru Asians don’t crack lol. My mom is 40 yr old white and asian, I’m 17 and people think we’re siblings.

    • @justingreen4799
      @justingreen4799 5 лет назад +21

      @@sondersonics7534 Nahhhh they look young for a long time but once they start to look old they look OLD😂

    • @ShootingsBootings
      @ShootingsBootings 5 лет назад +2

      Justin Green Depends on which asians like Koreans/Japanese or Bengali’s/Indians

    • @ectoin6564
      @ectoin6564 4 года назад +2

      prodbysonder you mean Asian don’t raisin

  • @ranosh123100
    @ranosh123100 7 лет назад +1455

    "did you own a slave?" I DIEDDDD!

    • @xoxitaly7951
      @xoxitaly7951 7 лет назад +2

      ranosh123100 me too !!!!

    • @JCM2_2
      @JCM2_2 7 лет назад +1

      ranosh123100 *did you own slaves moron

    • @akisamukaga2622
      @akisamukaga2622 6 лет назад

      ranosh123100 I

  • @THORNWELLSTUDIOS
    @THORNWELLSTUDIOS 7 лет назад +4246

    "Oh....I don't have penis" Jesus Aiko is so funny

  • @rae4828
    @rae4828 7 лет назад +310

    "Do you sleep with women?"
    "sometimes"
    "FUCKIN good for you!"

  • @keketaylor7532
    @keketaylor7532 5 лет назад +367

    “Do You Have Kids?”
    “None That I’m Claiming”Lmfao Took Me Out😂😂😂😂😭

  • @cherrisprings2028
    @cherrisprings2028 8 лет назад +1201

    "How many bitches did you slept with?" well damn she moves fast! XD

    • @solostainz2936
      @solostainz2936 8 лет назад +75

      white old guy: dont let the white hair fool ya i would the shit out of u. asian chick: thank u 😂😂😂😂😂 how is dat a complamient

    • @Shesaphantomm
      @Shesaphantomm 8 лет назад +6

      Their reactions 😂

    • @makumermaid8639
      @makumermaid8639 8 лет назад

      N0VA AciD The asian girl's name is Aiko

    • @taleshaehaulcy6315
      @taleshaehaulcy6315 8 лет назад

      Maku Mermaid yj

    • @immaboss02here
      @immaboss02here 8 лет назад +5

      Lmfao 😂😂

  • @undercoverwrittenj9683
    @undercoverwrittenj9683 6 лет назад +1660

    5:49😂😂when the quiet kid in class talks for the first time

  • @justinbuckley1939
    @justinbuckley1939 7 лет назад +861

    “what is your favourite war” LMAO

    • @lalabest1aj
      @lalabest1aj 6 лет назад +5

      James Weber Are you dumb

    • @jaylarae9425
      @jaylarae9425 6 лет назад

      James Weber there are two ways you can spell favorite dumb ass

  • @thecitizenjoan
    @thecitizenjoan 6 лет назад +2051

    WHERE DID THEY FIND THAT OLD MAN!????

    • @felicianicholas8899
      @felicianicholas8899 5 лет назад +59

      J. Montrice he works there lol

    • @Opinlinz
      @Opinlinz 5 лет назад +3

      @@felicianicholas8899
      You from the East Coast?

    • @felicianicholas8899
      @felicianicholas8899 5 лет назад

      @@Opinlinz yeah why?

    • @Opinlinz
      @Opinlinz 5 лет назад +8

      @@felicianicholas8899
      I just thought you had an East Coast vibe from your photo. Maybe Dominican, Puerto Rican or Italian.

    • @naywahn
      @naywahn 5 лет назад +4

      ComicView circa 1997

  • @blackpope1725
    @blackpope1725 8 лет назад +921

    "scariest thing black guy has done is be black in America"...LOL

  • @simplysamyra780
    @simplysamyra780 6 лет назад +973

    My daddy dead but he look young, that old guy ... I’m deceased 💀 😂

  • @askaboutkamia8030
    @askaboutkamia8030 6 лет назад +2571

    “The scariest thing a black person has done is be black in America “ weakkkkkkk😭😭😭

    • @melanin2196
      @melanin2196 6 лет назад +15

      Kamia Beyah ikr

    • @jaronwhite5024
      @jaronwhite5024 6 лет назад +21

      I can relate

    • @Fatboi_travis
      @Fatboi_travis 6 лет назад +50

      That made me fuckin pissed. I am half and it got me really mad.

    • @Lexlex9
      @Lexlex9 6 лет назад +38

      dr1ar 3lmor3 why cuz it true?

    • @Fatboi_travis
      @Fatboi_travis 6 лет назад +34

      Lexi L. No it was an ignorant reply that shouldn't have been said.

  • @ughstori1390
    @ughstori1390 6 лет назад +965

    That little Asian girl is the cutest😂

    • @actuallytaz8193
      @actuallytaz8193 5 лет назад +11

      stqri right?! 😂

    • @CINOSALLSTAR
      @CINOSALLSTAR 5 лет назад +2

      Fucking love Asian people I adore them all but don't get on there bad side.

    • @moeskillet6757
      @moeskillet6757 5 лет назад +3

      Japanese girls are just something else mann, i love em

    • @milodawgg
      @milodawgg 5 лет назад +6

      she sound like one a dem hentai bitches

    • @oneday3857
      @oneday3857 5 лет назад

      Complex Ez and idc lol

  • @samirag3346
    @samirag3346 7 лет назад +928

    Black don’t crack , Asian don’t raisin.😂

  • @cheyennec.1357
    @cheyennec.1357 7 лет назад +454

    THE WAY SHE SAID HOW MANY BITCHES DID U SLEEP WITH LMFAO

  • @sunnyside-up3846
    @sunnyside-up3846 6 лет назад +499

    "There is a stereotype that says black don't crack and it's true because it rhymes" 😶😐😓😳😢 -dead

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 года назад

      @F-zero91maru Uh... obviously lol

  • @summer-dn5hc
    @summer-dn5hc 6 лет назад +2239

    The old man was dope af😂

    • @DatMetalBoi75
      @DatMetalBoi75 6 лет назад +44

      He's honest john. He's the man

    • @ktdec5music171
      @ktdec5music171 6 лет назад +10

      If he was a woman you’d be talking shit

    • @lilymax_6448
      @lilymax_6448 5 лет назад +21

      koko15 Don’t just assume stuff. That comment didn’t have to do with gender at all.

    • @nimidobro
      @nimidobro 5 лет назад +1

      he's so funnyyyy

    • @tmghuncho
      @tmghuncho 3 года назад

      You know he was on the wash with snoop dogg and dr Dre

  • @AyaDassai
    @AyaDassai 8 лет назад +507

    why is that old white dude funny as hell

    • @SereVie
      @SereVie 8 лет назад +8

      Yas! I was laughing at how he responded lol.

    • @AyaDassai
      @AyaDassai 8 лет назад +10

      +alexis rené yea lowkey creep vibes

    • @flavia1112
      @flavia1112 8 лет назад +2

      +alexis rené ikr

    • @SparkleandPop
      @SparkleandPop 8 лет назад +8

      There was nothing low key about him xD he went full creep!

    • @AyaDassai
      @AyaDassai 8 лет назад

      +Sparkle&Pop lol

  • @breadddie
    @breadddie 7 лет назад +418

    when the cute little asian girl was like "how many bitches you slept with" I lost my shit oh my god

    • @naturalscratcher9498
      @naturalscratcher9498 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and Jay's reaction was hilarious

  • @des-dv9lj
    @des-dv9lj 6 лет назад +667

    This guy said age: 29 knees:97
    I’m screaming 😂😂

  • @katelyntrujillo-destiel858
    @katelyntrujillo-destiel858 8 лет назад +190

    "do you have kids? "
    "none that I'm claiming"
    lmaoooo 😂

  • @ashleeglass5170
    @ashleeglass5170 6 лет назад +580

    “I look young, my brother look young, my mama look young my daddy dead.......but HE look young😂😂😂”
    “Do you have kids?
    None that im claiming”

  • @beansbeans6958
    @beansbeans6958 7 лет назад +938

    I love that Asian she is dead innocent then she starts sweating awww

    • @beansbeans6958
      @beansbeans6958 7 лет назад +60

      Swearing😂

    • @Gabriel-ri5jr
      @Gabriel-ri5jr 7 лет назад +15

      She's also a nude model

    • @arthursummers7899
      @arthursummers7899 7 лет назад +2

      Holy shit, she is.... I just saw pix of her from 15 years ago. How old is she? while we talking about not aging.

    • @DRat_
      @DRat_ 7 лет назад

      katie j sooo trueeeeeeeee

    • @Gabriel-ri5jr
      @Gabriel-ri5jr 7 лет назад

      It's tru my dude

  • @jaidaismeee1599
    @jaidaismeee1599 6 лет назад +490

    "Black dont crack is true because it rhymes " *breathes in* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @clout12x78
      @clout12x78 5 лет назад +2

      I died 😂

    • @thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384
      @thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384 4 года назад

      @F-zero91maru I'm black, I'm Latina, and I'm Hispanic. Wanna know why? Because neither Hispanic and Latino are races.

    • @lolster7251
      @lolster7251 4 года назад

      @@thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384 ethnicities''

    • @TheEvilSlayer7
      @TheEvilSlayer7 3 года назад

      It’s true we age better then everybody else ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽

    • @TheEvilSlayer7
      @TheEvilSlayer7 3 года назад

      @F-zero91maru y’all don’t crack like us not to be rude y’all age earlier then us

  • @Tiaanastyy_
    @Tiaanastyy_ 5 лет назад +1529

    Grandpa has NO CHILL 😂😂someone come get they grandpa NOW!!!💀

    • @justipooh6866
      @justipooh6866 5 лет назад +51

      Yes he needs to go take a napppp😭😭

    • @violet-ge9wj
      @violet-ge9wj 5 лет назад +7

      LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @jdozeparsons3249
      @jdozeparsons3249 5 лет назад +21

      Babaaay grandpa was NOT playing lol😅😂😅😂

    • @itrej
      @itrej 4 года назад +4

      Tiara R LMFAOOO

    • @mamara313
      @mamara313 4 года назад +3

      LMAO I LITERARY SAID THAT THEN I SAW YOUR COMMENT

  • @notsolegalciv2761
    @notsolegalciv2761 8 лет назад +2389

    That guy looks like shaq and the weeknd had a baby.

  • @kettyforest9101
    @kettyforest9101 7 лет назад +1089

    "How many bitches u skept with?" WTF XD

  • @sebastianbergramstridsberg6448
    @sebastianbergramstridsberg6448 6 лет назад +219

    05:56 ”This is difficult cuz you can be like 17 or 42” Lol

  • @ap.yadigg
    @ap.yadigg 5 лет назад +214

    4:32
    Asian: “What is your favorite snack?”
    White Lady: “Peanut Butter on a Spoon”
    White Guy: “That sounds like a metaphor” 😂😂

    • @BeWaReJay
      @BeWaReJay 5 лет назад +2

      Is this a dog joke or am I missing it 😂

  • @weirdo_nicee7628
    @weirdo_nicee7628 7 лет назад +2101

    Black don’t crack and asian don’t raisin

    • @weirdo_nicee7628
      @weirdo_nicee7628 7 лет назад +136

      That’s coming from a girl that’s half black and half Korean

    • @newcreationstudios
      @newcreationstudios 7 лет назад

      Synicee bennett lol

    • @randomcitizen3939
      @randomcitizen3939 7 лет назад +4

      Yasss!!!

    • @poo6058
      @poo6058 7 лет назад +4

      asian raisin bare

    • @lissamaya9415
      @lissamaya9415 7 лет назад +32

      Synicee bennett im half black. Half Asian. Asian do raisin, idk who made that up🤨

  • @SwansonChaos
    @SwansonChaos 7 лет назад +1230

    That Japanese lady is fucking ADORABLE!!!!

    • @kylasantos4081
      @kylasantos4081 7 лет назад +7

      You should watch when they test if people are racist. Its so funny😂😂 Shes in there

    • @janviersnead9988
      @janviersnead9988 7 лет назад +1

      yea i love her and i just found her right now

  • @winterfrost99
    @winterfrost99 8 лет назад +112

    "My daddy dead... But he look young." 😂😂

  • @meashanorris7869
    @meashanorris7869 6 лет назад +62

    “...My daddy dead but he look young.” WHAT?! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Theepinkdiamond
    @Theepinkdiamond 8 лет назад +630

    7:42 "I don't have penis" 💀😂😂

  • @kurmit0076
    @kurmit0076 7 лет назад +1955

    The Asian girl is so funny and cute

  • @seanm5425
    @seanm5425 9 лет назад +175

    "Do you have any kids?"
    (Old white senior citizen) "None that I'm claiming."
    😂😂😂😖I'm dead

    • @NaijaChristine
      @NaijaChristine 9 лет назад

      i loved him ❤

    • @seanm5425
      @seanm5425 9 лет назад

      +ALL HAIL QUEEN CHRISTINE He's awesome to watch, glad he didn't raise me or my parents though

    • @NaijaChristine
      @NaijaChristine 9 лет назад +1

      Blue Gator right? Lol

  • @layrrjackson7375
    @layrrjackson7375 5 лет назад +181

    ."I just put these clothes on today mfer" 😂😂😂😂

  • @xriotgodx4420
    @xriotgodx4420 8 лет назад +690

    The Asian lady is lit as fuck bro😂🔥🔥

  • @anamarijamarcina3433
    @anamarijamarcina3433 6 лет назад +793

    "Ohh"
    "I don't have penis... "
    Loll 😂😂

  • @layrrjackson7375
    @layrrjackson7375 5 лет назад +105

    ."a lot of ppl don't know that Tyler Perry what 74, 75" niqqa what noooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I had to Google that

  • @demihumanbre7783
    @demihumanbre7783 8 лет назад +280

    "My daddy dead, but he look young!" Dead! 😂

  • @adriennebuchanan7211
    @adriennebuchanan7211 6 лет назад +599

    “The scariest thing a black person has done is be black in America” omfg he has no chill 😅

    • @teatm2333
      @teatm2333 6 лет назад +22

      Adrienne Buchanan He wasn't kidding

    • @shaz9373
      @shaz9373 6 лет назад +2

      Adrienne Buchanan where is it?

    • @jadeakayoshi
      @jadeakayoshi 6 лет назад +2

      @@shaz9373 0:45

    • @billrobertjoe
      @billrobertjoe 6 лет назад

      @@teatm2333 are you fucking stupid

    • @a.m1k
      @a.m1k 6 лет назад +5

      He needs an excuse for getting wrinkles

  • @amiraabbas6445
    @amiraabbas6445 7 лет назад +555

    is aiko high or is she just naturally that cute and loopy

    • @suzyblue28
      @suzyblue28 7 лет назад +15

      Amira Abbas it's natural her. Unless she gets High everyday or every time shes filmed

    • @DiabolicalAngel
      @DiabolicalAngel 7 лет назад +5

      She's so cute!

  • @MegaBeautifulTruth
    @MegaBeautifulTruth 6 лет назад +53

    So the old guy is really 65 years old? Damn, I thought he was 84 at best.

  • @tiairawilkinson4246
    @tiairawilkinson4246 8 лет назад +68

    "I guess it's in our D.N.A. I look young, my brother look young, my momma look young. But my daddy dead but he looks young" 😂😂😂💀

  • @aneshacoleman3961
    @aneshacoleman3961 8 лет назад +524

    "The scariest thing a black person's done is be black in America"😂😂😂 im black but that was funny . True shit

  • @derjalenrock
    @derjalenrock 8 лет назад +380

    Aiko cute afff and that accent lowkey giving me life

  • @rawwchaya8078
    @rawwchaya8078 5 лет назад +159

    Black Don’t Crack & Asian Don’t Raisin 💕😭

    • @deviljho4260
      @deviljho4260 5 лет назад +4

      Asians in general or just East Asians?

    • @devyt8515
      @devyt8515 5 лет назад +9

      Janice Liu Just going off straight looks, Blacks age the best.

    • @bigdog3695
      @bigdog3695 5 лет назад +3

      @@devyt8515 Preach my man

    • @TheEvilSlayer7
      @TheEvilSlayer7 3 года назад +1

      @@devyt8515 yes we age the best better then everybody ✊🏿✊🏽✊🏾

    • @weruleyoudrool
      @weruleyoudrool 3 года назад

      @@deviljho4260 In general. Indians look good too. Melanin.

  • @aramediop1221
    @aramediop1221 8 лет назад +2814

    "the scariest thing a black person can do is be black in America" #hewoke

  • @firstplace3956
    @firstplace3956 6 лет назад +2140

    5:50 I’m dead lmao 😂

    • @blakeshockley5910
      @blakeshockley5910 6 лет назад

      Esme Cabellera 😂

    • @raccooneggs3961
      @raccooneggs3961 6 лет назад

      Esme Cabellera 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Nicoler645
      @Nicoler645 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂lmao

    • @kmu3635
      @kmu3635 6 лет назад

      Omg😭😭😭😭😭

    • @adrianam2327
      @adrianam2327 6 лет назад +24

      💀😂 that dudes response “wtf🤨” 😂😂

  • @lalaluvzskz
    @lalaluvzskz 8 лет назад +217

    THAT OLD GUY KILLED ME OH MY GOD I WAS DYING

  • @hayleysands5220
    @hayleysands5220 6 лет назад +116

    the asian lady is so adorable

    • @XXX-hc9cd
      @XXX-hc9cd 4 года назад +2

      F-zero91maru wut ?

    • @hayleysands5220
      @hayleysands5220 4 года назад +1

      @F-zero91maru wut are you talking about 🤔

    • @hayleysands5220
      @hayleysands5220 4 года назад

      @F-zero91maru okay but did I say anything about what you're talking about all I said was that the Asian lady was adorable how is that offensive? I'm accually concerned 🤨

    • @hayleysands5220
      @hayleysands5220 4 года назад

      @F-zero91maru okay because your confusing the hell out of me I'm gonna go ahead and end this conversation right here. Have a lovely day and stay positive

  • @malloryjohnson1383
    @malloryjohnson1383 6 лет назад +146

    “The soul to your window” I can’t 😂

  • @cara88888
    @cara88888 6 лет назад +136

    “eyes are soul to your window”

  • @briknya
    @briknya 5 лет назад +28

    “The scariest thing a black person done is be in America.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that got me right there.

  • @milkmilk2485
    @milkmilk2485 8 лет назад +172

    The white guy made me laugh. white people wrinkle from ghost hunting and shark swimming 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Avllxn
    @Avllxn 9 лет назад +4401

    Some Asians don't physically age either.
    Well that or they live forever.

    • @gigi9552
      @gigi9552 9 лет назад +4

      lmbo that's funny.

    • @kumaelnegro3264
      @kumaelnegro3264 9 лет назад +213

      Asians women look 20 till they hit 45, then they turn in to short trolls.

    • @christy4
      @christy4 9 лет назад +5

      +Kuma El Negro Oh my days 😂😂😂 no chill whatsoever 😂

    • @Chichichisings8
      @Chichichisings8 9 лет назад +6

      +Kuma El Negro lmfaoooooo

    • @datnkush4576
      @datnkush4576 9 лет назад +44

      +Lena Gerald they look the same till they hit like 50. then age over night

  • @monikamaniza
    @monikamaniza 6 лет назад +157

    I love that old man😂😂😂
    "do have kids?"
    " not that I'm claiming" 😭

  • @indirapowers4300
    @indirapowers4300 6 лет назад +62

    “My daddy dead, but he look young” 😂

  • @prayvellpope2379
    @prayvellpope2379 6 лет назад +364

    “The scariest thing a black person has ever done is be black in America.”
    Damn that hit me hard

    • @graalgod269
      @graalgod269 6 лет назад +4

      Right, my jaw dropped when he said that.

  • @linaluv215
    @linaluv215 9 лет назад +239

    Asian folk dont crack either, I swear most of the ones in the 25 and up bracket and look fresh out of highschool. I think its because most of them are very petite so nothing really falls apart after 40 or whatever. Skin be tight, hair stays dark and everything. Its when they hit like 90, they look brittle and hunched back AF. 3 foot 9 and sht.

    • @MrMrcedargrove19
      @MrMrcedargrove19 9 лет назад +19

      I know what you mean but actually they be 60 and be looking 90. I used to stay around alot of Asians.... They be looking young from a baby to 60, 61 they be looking like they about to die....

    • @iona6558
      @iona6558 9 лет назад

      +Cedar Grove lol

    • @MrMrcedargrove19
      @MrMrcedargrove19 9 лет назад

      iona epienkede
      For real

    • @sbond7510
      @sbond7510 9 лет назад +1

      +Cedar Grove bahahaha you're right tho. It's like night and day! 59 looking 35. 60 looking brittle.

    • @lakeside321
      @lakeside321 9 лет назад +1

      Asians crack after 35 sweetheart! Their eyes droop and the age spots kick in. I know this for a fact!

  • @thatcyanblur
    @thatcyanblur 9 лет назад +122

    "My daddy dead but he still look young". Lol

  • @jadeakayoshi
    @jadeakayoshi 6 лет назад +32

    0:36 😂I'm weak af
    0:46 realest shit I heard today
    5:52 he reacts like the little boy from vine when his sister charged at him.."😲😟😦😧 jesus christ!"

  • @dasiaholloway1389
    @dasiaholloway1389 6 лет назад +145

    7:43😂and also when aiko was flirting with that bruno mars/asian guy...i was dead

  • @Kardinaal29
    @Kardinaal29 6 лет назад +107

    I almost spat out my cereal when my mans sign read “29. Knees, 97”.

  • @yak_attak
    @yak_attak 8 лет назад +368

    The white woman was the most surprising! I was not expecting 61.

  • @akaylifite6910
    @akaylifite6910 5 лет назад +25

    Aiko: do you like Japanese people?
    Lil Bruno Mars: Sometimes
    Aiko: Ooooo

  • @williamprice96
    @williamprice96 9 лет назад +508

    "The scariest thing a black guy has done is be black in America" I'm so done lmao😂😂

    • @FussiestBore3
      @FussiestBore3 9 лет назад +1

      +Ayuk Nadia statistics don't agree with you

    • @FussiestBore3
      @FussiestBore3 9 лет назад +1

      clint johnson Tell me how you can even think for one second you can think one of the smallest populations in America can have be the people murdered? Are being sarcastic or do you just watch too much news? Oh and what you call a black hurting another black person? Is there some sort of knew terminology?

    • @FussiestBore3
      @FussiestBore3 9 лет назад +1

      Stay Trill If you find it derogatory than i'm my bad. It's just easier to write than saying"most black homicides (In America) are committed by other blacks" I really don't know how I could phrase it better. Oh and yeah why not say white on white crime when describing a certain scenario?

    • @RemSoDope
      @RemSoDope 9 лет назад +1

      How about all yall just shut the fuk up and enjoy the video! It was funny. Sheesh! Hahahahahahaha people on here always turning something into an argument . Chill.
      You're Welcome. :-)

    • @Adam-fs6lb
      @Adam-fs6lb 9 лет назад

      +DivaFNDope fuck*

  • @holeefuksumtingwong5788
    @holeefuksumtingwong5788 8 лет назад +73

    Damn John looks bad. My dad's 75 full blooded white and the dude looks like he's 40. not even kidding.

    • @rocketbear4539
      @rocketbear4539 8 лет назад

      Scrody McBoogerballs How old are?

    • @holeefuksumtingwong5788
      @holeefuksumtingwong5788 8 лет назад +1

      Rocket Bear
      29

    • @moll747
      @moll747 8 лет назад +6

      Scrody McBoogerballs same with my dad he's 56 and he looks 37

    • @sprwsso
      @sprwsso 8 лет назад +3

      same, my dad's 62, he looks 40-45

  • @JP-ue3dt
    @JP-ue3dt 8 лет назад +1619

    Tyler perry is not 75 😂😂😂😂

  • @rileysinclair5980
    @rileysinclair5980 6 лет назад +16

    I look young, my brother looks young, my momma looks young... my daddy's dead, but he looked young😂😂

  • @ayysg4l864
    @ayysg4l864 7 лет назад +1818

    "The scariest thing that a black person does is be black in America" 🤕💀wtff

    • @anthonychrisbradley
      @anthonychrisbradley 7 лет назад +295

      Angels world when the joking around gets a bit too real

    • @serenaxdiary
      @serenaxdiary 7 лет назад +29

      ACB Films fats tho..😂

    • @andersonsanchez5200
      @andersonsanchez5200 7 лет назад +7

      fax tht how i felt

    • @everythinggoodnotbad
      @everythinggoodnotbad 7 лет назад +167

      Abdi Abdiwahid It's means we as black people deal with a lot in America. Getting shot by police, stopped by police, followed around stores ext. Just for being black. It's scary for black people just to be black!

    • @jasai8132
      @jasai8132 7 лет назад +4

      Angels world I know so aggravated with him

  • @soapspillyt4390
    @soapspillyt4390 8 лет назад +225

    " oprah is really old " 😂 that was so funny

    • @soapspillyt4390
      @soapspillyt4390 8 лет назад +32

      " do you have any children ? " " not that i'll claim "😂😂😂 OH MY GOD

    • @soapspillyt4390
      @soapspillyt4390 8 лет назад +29

      " do you sleep with women?" "sometimes" "FUCKIN GOOD FOR YOU!" 😂😂

  • @Dokia7
    @Dokia7 9 лет назад +529

    "I don't have penis" Lol

  • @HA-cm3kg
    @HA-cm3kg 6 лет назад +24

    "Oh god this is all turning racial really quick"
    Man that made me laugh. Like he's afraid to just say another word. lol

  • @april00026000
    @april00026000 7 лет назад +2270

    My friend is half asian and half black, the bitch is gonna be immortal

  • @mattacoprod5565
    @mattacoprod5565 8 лет назад +282

    5:35 "fucking good for you" lmao im dead

    • @mtorres723
      @mtorres723 8 лет назад

      mattaco prod 😂😂😂

  • @jsjsjjdddcsd1247
    @jsjsjjdddcsd1247 6 лет назад +297

    I LOVE THE LITTLE ASIAN GIRL😂

  • @chirajones5395
    @chirajones5395 3 года назад +3

    “Its no so much that black dont crack...its just that white does”😂😂😂😂

  • @poojbarb
    @poojbarb 8 лет назад +61

    Straight up I thought the Asian judge was drunk 😂😂

  • @mimi-pb4hn
    @mimi-pb4hn 8 лет назад +192

    "The scariest thing a black person has done is be black in America" I was so weakkkkk 😂😂😂😂

  • @cathymwangiru2399
    @cathymwangiru2399 8 лет назад +56

    "Eyes are soul to your window" 😂😂😂
    That mistake was actually adorable

  • @selmadiniz4701
    @selmadiniz4701 5 лет назад +19

    Aiko is my mood 😂 this woman is just amazing she looks like she’s drunk or high or both 😂

  • @Nykeria-oz8mn
    @Nykeria-oz8mn 8 лет назад +55

    "Do you sometimes eat the cigarettes, like pop 'em in your mouth like little pop rocks?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @KiaSynthesis
    @KiaSynthesis 9 лет назад +217

    My math professor is 68 & looks 32 lmao like tf kinda fountain of youth did she drink from?!

    • @MrMrcedargrove19
      @MrMrcedargrove19 9 лет назад

      What color are ethnicity is she?

    • @KiaSynthesis
      @KiaSynthesis 9 лет назад +6

      She's actually a white woman lol. I was in so much shock to find out her real age.

    • @MrMrcedargrove19
      @MrMrcedargrove19 9 лет назад +13

      It could be fronm botox... Don't be fooled caucasians love that botox shit...
      All the kardashians, have had a botox job (surgery... Most of them want Admit...

    • @UNStar88
      @UNStar88 9 лет назад +4

      With all these breakthrough medicine and just eating healthy especially going vegetarian/vegan, most if not all people can retain their age. Makeup is death to your skin.

    • @brazilbrazil6613
      @brazilbrazil6613 9 лет назад +2

      +Cedar Grove botox just stretches the skin out lmaaaaaoooo its not the botox that will make her look younger it actually fucks up peoples skin and ages them badly...... stop being ignorant

  • @yamarireese2840
    @yamarireese2840 7 лет назад +82

    5:50 HIS REACTION😢😢😂😂😂