modern witch - Rock'n'Roll Halloween

[horror music]
Tonight I'll step out from my lair, under the full moon's glare
With a wart, crazy hair and Friday the thirteenth's scare
Frog legs, garlic, and bat wings in my pot
Brewing a strange potion, unique and hot.
A witch of the 2000s, with a vacuum in hand
Dancing in the air, spreading only dread
Maybe tonight it's wise to lock your doors tight
For she craves a pie of little girls tonight.
[Evil laugh]
[horror music]
My familiar will eat your pet in one bite
And the little one in bed gonna sleep bad tonight
I'll build a house made of sweets, go in you might
And you'll never gonna meet any white knight.
A witch of the 2000s, with a vacuum in hand
Dancing in the air, spreading only sand
Maybe today it's wise to guard the kids away from the scene
For when she arrives, won't be even PG-13!
[Evil laugh]
[horror music]
Cunning more than the average mean hag
I'll untie you shoes, and broke the zip of your bag
I'll make your passport vanish just before your flight
So mischievous, you'll be stuck for the night.
A witch of the 2000s, my broom now is robotic driven
The evilest of all my modern coven
No more joy and cool, now it's my turn!
If good once ruled, that won't return!
[Evil laugh]
Now I'll add a new spell to the shelf
The post will vanish when the page refreshes itself
I'll change the time on your alarm clock
And switch one letter in your password lock.
A witch of the new millennia, with a robotic cleaner
Laughing an evil laugh, so automatic and meaner
No more joy and riches, just fake news!
If good once won, now it has no clues!
[horror music]
[Sinister instrumental]
[Evil laugh]
Selfie! Selfie on the wall!
Who has the most followers of them all?!
[Long evil laugh]
[Big finish]