Bartender Rescue | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- This bartender makes a terrible drink, but at least there's a LOT of it.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
Mero's a Savage doing all his Dominican uncle's proud by taking that shit to the face. Salute the brand is strong 💪
N hit em with that "shit's nasty"
Un berdugo
The brand is brolik af
Los Hermanos de Tito Tabla must be proud
Yes
The fuckin’ WWIITT… Desus & Mero are always just MAD funny. The one-liners in the amount of 5 minutes here is craaazy…
Mero looking like a good dinner guest
Desus Nice wearing that Versace like pattern like a Paisa player at the club called La Barca in Stanton, Ca.
Real cats drink first, ask questions later. Salud Mero!!!
Yooooooo, where shorty learn how to mix drinks; at a sorority house??? Oh well, at least she knows how to get "lit!"
They’re duality is unmatched.. the way mero guzzled that cup down and yet desus was the one who stood up and acted belligerent after one sip. Comedy geniuses..& don’t even get me started with their timing. 🔥😂💯
As a previous comment said they that DBZ fusion dance chemistry
secure the bag.
@@kamaumau Mero should have called him Big Man
Greatest show in late night! #
Hail Mee They are actually geniua
White girl screaming "nnooooooooooo Meeeeerrroooooo" is EVERYTHING🤣🤣
i think she is running the show
She's just thinking, alright this is gonna be a short show tonight
Going from 0 to Messy Mero real quick
It’s Julia!
@@Pas_Quattro she's asian, isn't she?
That’s a 16 oz cup and she filled it up and said 3 oz.
Kurt S that part had me dying 😂🤣😂
Right
LMAO
Super turnt
Tbf she spilled 5 ounces of it trying to mix it lmao
That drink coming through like kool aid 😂🤣
😂 😂
What's up!
GrumpyThumper trying to fix that drink. 😂 but not so deadly
Anyone remember that Sandra Lee two shots of vodka meme?
Those are the same white woman pours lol.
😂😂 Yes!
Factz. First thing that popped in my head. Hahaha
Ah, good times.
🙋🏽♀️ lol
2 shots of vodka
*glug glug glug glug glug glug glug*
"So this is a pretty strong drink..."
**Pours the whiskey to the top of the pint glass...keeps on going**
😃😄😆😅
Plot twist. The whiskey is the chaser.
nickademas Lmfaoooo. That shit was funny AF
Even better - into a cocktail shaker that has the correct ingredient amounts written on it.
“Is that enough?”
At the end I’m screaming with the audience Mero nooooooooo🥴
❤
Lol it was Julia
Lordandmaster26 which makes it so much funnier. Like “fuck. There goes our jobs”
Lmao 😂
DRINK YOUR MILK IT EXPIRE IN A HOUR !! 💀
“sO tHiS iS a pReTTy STrOnG DrInK”
Yo that drink is sloppy enough to kill an elephant
That’s enough to kill a bull
The fact they knew John taffer name from "bar rescue " is kinda dope, I love that show
Big facts
Because that's exactly what John would do, LOL
shoutout to fucking Jon Taffer
After One sip: “put me in coach🥴💤”
That's me at the bar man.. flashbacks like Al Bundy n shit 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Richard Denson seriously 😂
Donnie B 😂
yooooo, years ago I ordered a a French Connection. They brought me a pint glass of gran marnier, hennessy an like 3 ice cubes in it... for $7.00. sometimes a bad bartender is your friend.
A pint?!?!?they tryna kill you lmao!!
That bad bartender was trying to poison you 🤣🤣🤣
Pint?! You the bartender now.
Either I'm way too high, or the last 30 seconds of this is the funniest shit I've seen this year. 💀💀
Lmao word, that was the funniest part
Shit it might could be both my g 😂😂
@G.D BIGGS Oh, I see you also speak Souf. Aight den!!!
As someone who use to make Old Fashioneds, this hurt to watch
me too, I screamed the whole time
Same like wtf
Word, no brown sugar, didn't use black cherries, she used Jim Beam instead of something like Bulleit, Woodford or even a rye, didn't use a splash of Perrier to make it right...this shit was as bad as Melo's defense during a fast break
Same. Hurts my soul. And to top it off she used a pint glass to scoop the ice. Come on fam!
Everytime I re watch D & M I get so much enjoyment, but then I remembered they are gone and I go from a huge smile and laugh to stone faced 🥺
If I just randomly saw a woman smiling fondly then go stonefaced in public, I’d shit my khakis
Same
😢😭
This episode givin me Viceland vibes
Me too
After I got the showtime app, I realized Viceland shows were funnier... I'm still watching the new ones tho
3 OUNCES?!?!😩😭😭
"CHILL (a million). We gotta secure the bag" had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"So this is a pretty strong drink" 🤣
lmaooo did someone scream de lo mio personal when mero was chugging the drink?!
Lmao yeah i just caught that 😂😂
😂😂😂 just caught this aswell, hilarious
Lmaoooooooooooooooo that part
My man Mero took that like a champ 😂😂😂
"Aye big man throw me out"
Was that The Producer yelling noooo
"yo what are you lookin at?" loooool had my dyin
Tommy OneTee That was a little too realistic. 😂
Other than it being in a pint glass people did unfortunately make old fashioneds like that in the 70s-90s
That lemonade better be electric! 😂😂
LMAO... that chick is going to prison first time someone drives home after a few drinks.
Ol girl in the crowd said “delo mio personal”i was like gang!!! Haha
Lmao...."Professional Sketchers!" I love it!!!!
"hurry up and drink your milk! it expires in an hour!!" 💀💀💀
She was ok until she started wasting part of the drink by pouring into another glass. A customer doesnt want to hold a wet glass and have sticky hands.
Seriously, just buy a shaker if you're gonna make tutorials...
@@dammagrilla If she can't hold the cup right, what makes you think she can hold the shaker the right way?? lol
Yeah, after I've had 750ml of Jim Beam I'm worried about my hands being sticky.
You finish that drink and you're probably going to forget you have hands.
She was never ok
Haha secure the bag 💼💪🏽
Mero had me screaming at my phone lol
blazedxjan i was right there with Julia “Mero! Nnnooooooo!” 🤣😂
you're not getting those 3 ounces on an airplane
“Guess who’s going to jail” 😂😂😂
Mero has no liver!
Christopher Johnson hes hispanic. Hispanic man drink since childhood on a daily at least the older generations
Eight ounces?!?! Damn! That's FIVE shots! That's a one-n-done wake up on Monday in front of a judge drink!
That's the bartender who hangs up there 3 week bartenders course degree above the bar :D
Dayyyuuummm straight to the dome with it? Hahahahaha respect ✊🏽
Goblin Desus making a faint appearance?
The sad part yall? The tragedy of this mess??? The fuggin bartending school MEASURING GLASS is RIGHT THERE NEXT TO the pint she making a damned mess with!!! YOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how the show actually went downhill after Mero drank that 😭💀!! When they interview Spike Lee.... whooooo!!
Bout to say the same thing lol
After one drink... "Ayee you can throw me out NOW!! Ima be a problem tonight!"
If I throw it out there, it’ll happen. Give it about three years…they’ll be back together. Let’s put it in the atmosphere.
Once again, these two never fail at bringing the laughs on all levels. Thanks for the comedic therapy!
Mero clearly knows how to start a Thursday afternoon!
julia screaming nooooooo got me dying
When you get in a deep desus and mero hole and just can’t stop crying laughing
Still my favorite D&M segment. I cry laughing every time.
Y’all was watching her bartending? My eye7were somewhere else 😂🤦🏽♂️
When the uber is here and your still preing kind of drink.
Please caption your videos!
"HERE'S YOU VITAMIN C"!!! classic.
My boys! I love these guys. I was in tears with how hard I laughed at this. Keep being awesome, guys.
I miss them together!
That’s gotta be a joke right. She was hopeless 🤣
The boys back in form!
that table is plastered lol
😂🤣🤣😂
That drink should be called domestic violence
Past few episodes feel a bit more like a return-to-form. So,
no👏🏾 more 👏🏾 scripted 👏🏾 field 👏🏾 segments👏🏾please 👏🏾
That's too much bitters for 1 cup
this is just like that whole Sandra Lee "2 shots of vodka" thing. Ol' girl was just pouring lmao Then this chick spilled a decent amount of liquor trying 2 mix it up. How 'bout you HOLD THE FUCKING CUP STRAIGHT TF UP. Its like she's tilting the glass more & more every time. How do you keep spilling the liquor each time??
That lemonade better be electric
Anyone got a link to the original video?
She must be on that "New" mixology.
She can't mix a drink but I guarantee her toppy game is strong😆
Yooo!!! Mero!!! Went in like a G.!!! Salute that man!
you forgot to spill half of it.
I pray for Mero’s liver 🙏🏾
These guys are fucking hilarious man, I’m mad I slept on them for so long.
I had seen and laughed at this video on Twitter already but hearing Mero go “Yooooooo” over that bigass pour made it even better
Wait, didn't this video go viral like 8 years ago?
I've loved these guys since complex you see why💋💋💋💋🖤🖤🖤🖤
She spilt $12 worth of liquor
I drum all day baby
I say this all the time now lmao
By the time she stopped "mixing" the "drink" there sure was 3 ounces left in the cup and like 9 on the table
4:00 _there are two kinds of people on this earth_
Here it is.. March 2021 & I'm still watching this clip for a hardy laugh. Kills me every time.
Everyone should have a friend who holds them back and says chill chill chill when they're tripping 😂
When Mero makes Desus die laughing
I mean homegirl got the ingredients right but damn an old fashioned supposed to go in a small ass glass with like 1 big ass ice cube
Jon Tapper would be wildin'!!!! LOL
First she didn't have the proper masher, then she over poured. Then she SPILLED what she over poured. Waste of time & money. That ass would be fired on the spot lmao
Them 3 ounces of Jim Bean are LITTTTTTT!
Penguinz0 brought me here.
Excuse me, bartender. Can I get a pint of bourbon?
Watch till the end lolol
Yo...that was the warmup, what was the episode like?
She brought her license out The paper for $3500.
Mero came through with the super live #genera sweater from 1989
Mero NOOOOOOO
As a former bartender, this had me dying. YOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Shoulda washed it down with the brugal
What you lookin at bro...then passes out...I’m dying 💀
These boys are on fuego 🔥