The Sopranos - Tony Blundetto Wants To Be Masseuse

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Tony B tells Tony S he doesn't want back into the mob and wants to be a massage therapist.

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  • @worstcaseontario12
    @worstcaseontario12 4 года назад +1393

    I cannot wrap my head around the concept of that open toilet...

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III 4 года назад +172

      Wouldn't be a dive strip joint in Jersey without it. I bet the tile is speckled with old pieces of vomit, too.

    • @Gdog4430
      @Gdog4430 4 года назад +37

      @@Rutherford_Inchworm_III whats a dive strip joint without vomit, shit and cum on the tiles?

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 4 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @xXxSPADExXx0
      @xXxSPADExXx0 4 года назад +11

      DEATH TO THE LEFT

    • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
      @Ammoniumbicarbonat 4 года назад +27

      Keith Christie I just cut a hole in the seat of my recliner chair, makes toilet breaks much easier while watching sports

  • @Ubbooo
    @Ubbooo 4 года назад +148

    2:15 The look on Tony's face is priceless

  • @joemckim1183
    @joemckim1183 5 лет назад +4

    That's a terrible bathroom, no door on the shutter.

  • @TheLillink
    @TheLillink Год назад

    Ralph was practicing on his cellys 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tomace4898
    @tomace4898 Год назад

    5 years to get an associate's degree? And Tony B has an IQ that's off the charts?

    • @WisteriaNerium
      @WisteriaNerium Год назад +2

      Try to get it while serving a 17 year sentence

    • @tomace4898
      @tomace4898 Год назад

      @@WisteriaNerium I'd get multiple doctorate degrees if I was in prison for 17 years.
      I'd have nothing better to do.

    • @WisteriaNerium
      @WisteriaNerium Год назад +2

      @@tomace4898 yeah, and I bet you're also one of the guys who'd beat up the biggest, meanest son of a bitch you find no issue.

  • @childofluv
    @childofluv 7 лет назад +26

    1st of all...go get your shinebox is a line from the movie Goodfellas.
    2nd....its getting old reading that line.

    • @betrousaltaweel
      @betrousaltaweel 7 лет назад +3

      childof1981 1luv go home and get a new fucking meme

    • @childofluv
      @childofluv 7 лет назад +2

      ben1349 next time u comment, try to make sense.

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 6 лет назад +10

      now go home and get your fucking shinebox!

    • @twistedmet
      @twistedmet 6 лет назад +9

      You never had the makings of a varsity RUclips commenter.

    • @justherefortheviolence
      @justherefortheviolence 6 лет назад +1

      I didnt do 20 fuckin yeeaaasss to read comments like this

  • @daddymuggle
    @daddymuggle 4 года назад +2

    Masseur. Tony wants to be a masseur.

  • @senorprince4492
    @senorprince4492 6 лет назад

    The death of tony

  • @wjatube
    @wjatube 4 года назад +900

    There is no man on the face of this earth that I am comfortable with to drop a deuce in front of.

    • @nuckymancini7013
      @nuckymancini7013 4 года назад +64

      U wont do well @jail then

    • @wjatube
      @wjatube 4 года назад +161

      @@nuckymancini7013 they'll never take me alive.

    • @joshschaeffer3300
      @joshschaeffer3300 4 года назад +7

      So you would kill or be killed to avoid a couple months?

    • @quincylee2276
      @quincylee2276 4 года назад +41

      Josh Schaeffer nah, he’d probably just not commit a crime

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III 4 года назад +71

      Simple truth of the matter is that nobody enjoys being around somebody else who's taking a shit. The only times they force you to tolerate that is in the military and in jail, and that's specifically to fuck with you.

  • @UnoriginallyInclined
    @UnoriginallyInclined 9 лет назад +1246

    Lol I love Tony trying to understand where the law-breaking is

    • @kurtiskaskowski5386
      @kurtiskaskowski5386 6 лет назад +10

      UnoriginallyInclined lol

    • @neil2905
      @neil2905 6 лет назад +6

      UnoriginallyInclined 😁

    • @IRISHBUTCHER
      @IRISHBUTCHER 5 лет назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @buffaloshrimp4520
      @buffaloshrimp4520 3 года назад +51

      It’s is kinda dumb for tony B to come to his mob connects for “regular work” it’s like quitting alcohol and taking a job bar tending... not impossible but def bad idea

    • @elmerofairo
      @elmerofairo 2 года назад +10

      @@buffaloshrimp4520 tbf mob guys have a lot of connections in legit business (through crime), it's very common for them to get relatives and friends jobs. Tony B was unfortunate to have a bad cousin

  • @MegaMeco2
    @MegaMeco2 2 года назад +503

    Tony is a true sociopath. To the non viewer it seems like he is really trying to help his cousin but to the person who actually watches the show, they know that Tony is actually just trying to find ways for Tony Egg to be useful to him.

    • @aegonbreakspear9102
      @aegonbreakspear9102 2 года назад +22

      The life of a boss. A boss is always a sociopath, how can he or she not be. They have to utilise the social construct and push the constraints, in order to lead. And they are always deemed selfish but have to put the organisation first.
      Tony would want nothing more than to love and help his cousin, yet being a boss. He has to see his uses over the useless construct of human love.

    • @Nile15rush_fj
      @Nile15rush_fj 2 года назад +18

      Being a sociopath is the only way you can get a gang of murderers to listen to you

    • @shmok3y
      @shmok3y 2 года назад +63

      @Eli Lis yeah ill take an egg, bobby make us a couple eggs

    • @Edis97
      @Edis97 2 года назад

      @@aegonbreakspear9102 She? mafia boss position is 99% men, fuck of with that feminist shit

    • @ianaspinall7948
      @ianaspinall7948 2 года назад +6

      Recruiting animal blundetto would have been a good addition to Tony's sub species

  • @harryb12993
    @harryb12993 4 года назад +389

    Noone but Tony B could have gotten away with that joke

    • @SiccDeville
      @SiccDeville 4 года назад +94

      i think Artie would get away with it too.

    • @geedee1264
      @geedee1264 4 года назад +81

      He pulls him up about it later so he didnt quite

    • @gwg245
      @gwg245 3 года назад +7

      Tony B and Artie that’s it

    • @jacksonquinn8744
      @jacksonquinn8744 2 года назад +7

      @@geedee1264 I think the catalyst for that was the waking up on the wrong side of the bed joke. Maybe Tony would've confronted this one way of the other but I feel that last joke at Satriel's was the last straw

    • @HeisenbergTheFirst
      @HeisenbergTheFirst Год назад +4

      Mmmmboy are you right!

  • @DB-fn3fz
    @DB-fn3fz 5 лет назад +338

    0:00
    “I can't be seen like this anymore. It's undignifying"

    • @colonelbuendias
      @colonelbuendias 5 лет назад +23

      I'll give you undignified. Go fuck youself.

    • @wjatube
      @wjatube 4 года назад +3

      Awesome, underrated comment.

    • @unnamed2000
      @unnamed2000 4 года назад +2

      @@colonelbuendias It's my fucking cousin

    • @boycemark6470
      @boycemark6470 3 года назад

      Whatever happened there...

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 3 года назад +1

      @@unnamed2000
      Phil's gonna do it. He'll do it his way.

  • @doyltruddy902
    @doyltruddy902 7 лет назад +418

    He gets reformed and Tony wants to corrupt him

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 4 года назад +66

      Exactamundo. Tony hates when people try and better themselves.

    • @elementengine
      @elementengine 3 года назад +25

      Was never reformed to begin with. He falls right back into it naturally.

    • @jacksonquinn8744
      @jacksonquinn8744 2 года назад +8

      Well that's the thing with the mafia. There is no retirement unless you are given such permission by your superior(s). Anybody who took the oath and think one day they can opt out...what in the hell did they think they were getting into?

    • @HeisenbergTheFirst
      @HeisenbergTheFirst Год назад

      @@thedangerwich5476 the dinner scene with Janice and Bobby was a very good example

    • @cnote2458
      @cnote2458 Год назад +3

      ​@@jacksonquinn8744 the thing is with Tony is not just about business. He kept pushing Christopher to get back on the wagon after he fought tooth and nail to get clean. He hates it when he looks at friends and sees they are more together then he is. He sociopathic tendencies show the only way he can be truly happy. Is when other people are miserable. A scene with Tony and Beansie I take a diffrent point of view then everyone else. The conversation implying tony is considering on tacking Paulie out. But Beansie says to Tony his lonely and tony is all his really got. And people think Tony felt sympathy for Paulie in the end. Which it might be. But I think Tony saw it as Paulie is pretty pathetic so next to him his life seem much better of and to stroke his ego. Just my opinion but I think we can all agree Tony even though we route for him the whole series. He is the biggest narcissist in the series. But Gandolfini was so nice and such a good actor. Remember watching him in true romance and knew he was going to be a star. As you really hated him and he only had about 5 minutes screen time in that.

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 9 лет назад +52

    Seriously I think Tony could have set his cousin up with a much more easier and comfortable legit job but I think he stuck him with a hard nosed no nonsense Korean guy in hopes that Tony B would just say "fuck this honest living and meagre pay!" and returned to his old ways.

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc 8 лет назад +3

      +jakep1979 never thought of it that way actually.... you could be right!

    • @JamesJohnson-nm5pu
      @JamesJohnson-nm5pu 7 лет назад +1

      Defo possible.

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 7 лет назад

      So, what, KIm partnering up with him was unexpected then?

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 7 лет назад +2

      D D yes it was unexpected, the story line is a bit fucked up. They both hated each other so why go in business together?! fucking idiots.

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 7 лет назад +7

      I disagree. Kim began to trust Tony B but Tony B started sliding into the gambling and late nights. This is what tired him out that was why he was pissed and hit Kim. What the Sopranos creators were trying to say was that no matter what chances these gangsters have of going straight their old lives will always come back and instinctively bring them back.

  • @123TauruZ321
    @123TauruZ321 6 лет назад +292

    Junior was always right about every character he described. Very early in Season 1 he said about Christopher: "Moltisanti is a fucking loose cannon!!" He also said about Tony B :"Fucking weirdo you ask me!"

  • @clayp72
    @clayp72 12 лет назад +652

    Blundetto really screwed the pooch. Taking Angelo's death personally instead of an act of war. With Tony's growing distrust of Paulie and Christopher, Tony B. could've eventually become Underboss easily.
    On a side note, Only Johnny Sack could look cool and badass taking a dump.

    • @TheDipset1233
      @TheDipset1233 4 года назад +44

      tony b never saw it the way tony did. and you know what's funny? the war with new york happened anyways so it literally made no difference. he should have backed his cousin up.

    • @ibramblebush
      @ibramblebush 4 года назад +17

      @Foe Nem Not really, Billy was a soldier Philly was a captain. If Tony B had killed Philly Johnny Sack would have no choice but to wipe Jersey off the map, friendship with Tony or no, he would HAVE to go to war.

    • @brando2066
      @brando2066 4 года назад +1

      clayp72 and al Capone in boardwalk empire can look badass taking a dump ruclips.net/video/qLKohciEvcI/видео.html

    • @MobHeataEnt
      @MobHeataEnt 4 года назад +2

      Was Tony B. even made?

    • @hussel7802
      @hussel7802 4 года назад

      Nope

  • @jabronicamel1957
    @jabronicamel1957 6 лет назад +255

    Sack taking a dump.

    • @nuckymancini7013
      @nuckymancini7013 5 лет назад +1

      Like@Boss

    • @RecoilCDS
      @RecoilCDS 5 лет назад +6

      Kilo Byte it’s so you can’t do drugs and fuck.

    • @YaowBucketHEAD
      @YaowBucketHEAD 4 года назад

      Fuck it. Everyone poops.
      Well, except for Kim Jong Il. Supposedly that guy never pooped since he was above fecal matter.

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 4 года назад

      Kilo Byte I always thought that was supposed to be a staff bathroom in the back or something.

    • @axis7879
      @axis7879 4 года назад +2

      "U sack of shit"

  • @j.g.bloodworth9837
    @j.g.bloodworth9837 7 лет назад +332

    that suit needs to stay in 1985.

    • @QueenFan12
      @QueenFan12 4 года назад +10

      Anything from the 80s needs to stay in the 80s.

    • @indigoali5612
      @indigoali5612 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣Blundetto’s suit

    • @TashTasha3
      @TashTasha3 4 года назад +10

      Miami Vice was the Shit back then.

    • @nuckymancini7013
      @nuckymancini7013 4 года назад +2

      Lol he just doesnt fill it out (*or make any real legitimate attempt 2

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 4 года назад

      Especially without a tie.

  • @64savageshoota52
    @64savageshoota52 5 лет назад +52

    “You don’t make fun of me!” -5 year old Tony.

  • @phil8888
    @phil8888 12 лет назад +101

    why is that toilet right out in the open???

    • @toplel1860
      @toplel1860 Год назад

      Because its undignified to not be looking at each other while at a sit down 😂

  • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
    @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 8 лет назад +141

    0:50 It would've been hilarious if Albert Barese repeated that from where he was sitting.

    • @andymoore9892
      @andymoore9892 8 лет назад +61

      +John Doe Wouldn't it have been hilarious if Albert Barese repeated that from where he was sitting.?

    • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
      @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 8 лет назад +28

      Andy Moore I'm sure it would've been hilarious if Albert Barese repeated that from where he was sitting.

    • @xjusticex2013x
      @xjusticex2013x 7 лет назад +33

      One of the trucks.

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 6 лет назад +6

      Some people are out there stuffing themselves.....

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 6 лет назад +6

      Gnna go get the papers,get the papers

  • @MultiMrMiles
    @MultiMrMiles 8 лет назад +86

    one of the less stylish moments of J sack, none the less, his shirt and overall style can take this in the end...cause he rules!

    • @rustykuntz94
      @rustykuntz94 6 лет назад +4

      MultiMrMiles Even on the can Johnny’s smoking the cigs, no wonder he got cancer.

    • @GuerreroDelInfo
      @GuerreroDelInfo 6 лет назад +2

      MultiMrMiles he still stole the scene

    • @fort809
      @fort809 3 года назад

      @@rustykuntz94 I honest to God don’t think there’s a scene in the show where Jonny isn’t smoking. Maybe one of the ones where he’s eating

  • @betrousaltaweel
    @betrousaltaweel 8 лет назад +69

    The diner in this scene is replicated in GTA 4. The diner under the expressway in south Alderney (Jersey) looks identical to this one.

    • @legiohistoria6078
      @legiohistoria6078 8 лет назад +5

      You have a good memory !

    • @connorellis34
      @connorellis34 7 лет назад

      ben1349 great bit of info that.

    • @oscarc649
      @oscarc649 7 лет назад +6

      ben1349 I found Satriales the other day while playing it again. Not far from that diner

    • @theeverchosen1504
      @theeverchosen1504 5 лет назад +2

      Jimmy pegerino is like a junior and Tony rolled into one person

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 года назад +1

      @@theeverchosen1504 and Paulie

  • @BigMoney23223
    @BigMoney23223 Год назад +68

    Man I was really rooting for Tony B to get his business up and running, he really deserved the life he dreamed of getting

    • @el_fucko
      @el_fucko Год назад +11

      Such a shame he changed his mind and instead decided to get everyone killed...

    • @HiHungryIamDad
      @HiHungryIamDad Год назад

      Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in!

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc Год назад

      he was evil too remember, killed the woman Joey Peep was with, an innocent

    • @Fronverjl
      @Fronverjl Год назад +1

      ​@@HiHungryIamDadFeech moment

  • @JamesJohnson-nm5pu
    @JamesJohnson-nm5pu 7 лет назад +99

    "Hmm boy you fat" Albert's face in the background

  • @trymefatso5813
    @trymefatso5813 4 года назад +46

    James Gandolfini, in my opinion, when you realize that he talks nothing like T Soprano along with not being pretty much at all alike with t sopranos character...i think he was easily 1 of the best actors to ever live. Jack Nicholson is considered to be a legend and I agree, but I consider gandolfini to be a more talented actor in 100% honesty-nothing to do with anything but talent.

    • @stellarhyme3
      @stellarhyme3 2 года назад +3

      James is a great character actor Jack is a great actor period. Character actors can play weird little characters like Tony. James always played tough guys too so Tony wasn’t much of a stretch but he did nail it.

  • @qsprimalaccuracy9709
    @qsprimalaccuracy9709 3 года назад +40

    "So, you wanna run a massage parlour?"
    "No, I want to be a licensed massage therapist"
    "That's what I said. You want to run a massage parlour"

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 2 года назад +1

      @@cactusmalone I believe on paper both are massage parlors

  • @whatsgoingon07
    @whatsgoingon07 2 года назад +37

    Tony B: “I’m gonna be a licensed massage therapist”
    Tony S: 🥴🥴🥴

  • @remeyrune6009
    @remeyrune6009 6 лет назад +43

    The look of disgust on Tony S face when Tony B says he wants to get a real job, have a real life, not in the mob. Like there is nothing else eh?

  • @rsmith7994
    @rsmith7994 3 года назад +50

    “Not a masseur. I’m going to be a Licensed Massage Therapist. Nothin like being in the can to learn how to ease another man’s tensions. Think of all the $ I can make giving happy endings! And because I’ll be licensed, it’s legit!” Proof right there that Tony B had an IQ of 158. His insight into how to earn was uncanny, almost divinely-inspired even...

  • @cardboardcat1515
    @cardboardcat1515 7 лет назад +42

    jesus christ tony b's jacket is too god damned big for him

    • @JamesJohnson-nm5pu
      @JamesJohnson-nm5pu 7 лет назад +25

      It's that 80's Miami Vice style

    • @kurtiskaskowski5386
      @kurtiskaskowski5386 6 лет назад +6

      That definitely was the 80s style, oversized blazers with big shoulder pads

    • @ericwilliams398
      @ericwilliams398 6 лет назад +1

      Christ imagine Tony S. jackets from 15 years ago? Not sure if they’d fit. RIP James

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 5 лет назад +9

      Look, fellas. It's *the jacket* ! Took it off Rocco DiMeo

    • @nuckymancini7013
      @nuckymancini7013 5 лет назад +1

      Cocksucka had @reputation for being the toughest shinebox in north jersey

  • @zackthemack
    @zackthemack 9 лет назад +94

    who else wanted to hear more about the "airbag thing"? lmao

    • @aroveranalysis9978
      @aroveranalysis9978 6 лет назад +11

      Zacc Xav they take out airbags and sell them back to car companies

    • @donhashemdh
      @donhashemdh 6 лет назад +12

      just search for tony egg

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 5 лет назад +2

      @@donhashemdh well said, that Tony egg scene with feech being explained the airbag thing was gold....brave new world

    • @nuckymancini7013
      @nuckymancini7013 5 лет назад +4

      I+ sounded like the gravy was good!?!

    • @Shaythe
      @Shaythe 2 года назад +2

      The take undeployed airbags and sell em back to the companies…top dollar.

  • @joemckim1183
    @joemckim1183 4 года назад +25

    Tony's guy at the DMV, I wish they did more with him.

    • @Dots.000
      @Dots.000 3 года назад +1

      What does Tony S mean by that? Tony B will get a fake drivers license?

  • @Hipcubbiesfan80
    @Hipcubbiesfan80 10 лет назад +134

    *In a sarcastic tone* "I was touched by that funeral the other day, a real heart grabber" lol the dialogue and acting on this show was genius.

    • @agu003
      @agu003 6 лет назад +1

      Do we have the same last nene ?

    • @jerry85g7
      @jerry85g7 5 лет назад +6

      @@agu003 Yeah....Pussy

  • @glravna
    @glravna 9 лет назад +133

    2:19, my face when Germany was up 5-0 over Brazil before 30mins were played.

    • @texasB666
      @texasB666 9 лет назад +5

      Glenn Johan LoL. Thats the face i pull everytime i see Nicolas Cage.

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 7 лет назад +8

      Glenn Johan 7-1 never forget!!

    • @michaeljacobs6151
      @michaeljacobs6151 7 лет назад +3

      Glenn Johan Americans don't get this. please keep it that way

    • @idzoavitsi4211
      @idzoavitsi4211 6 лет назад

      im american, this is a football joke right?

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 6 лет назад +1

      yes, and of course it's ok to ask, for in the UK american means "slow witted and poorly educated".
      Hope that helped sir

  • @mitch4527
    @mitch4527 2 года назад +14

    Love it when Tony saw Tony B giving massages in the back of Satriale’s and told this “this is a business, not fucking Jack LaLanne’s!”

  • @nizzageorge1348
    @nizzageorge1348 8 лет назад +107

    Tony b had brain's and ball's and he could have been a boss, but he let his pride get in the way.

    • @maxfieldnuckels9075
      @maxfieldnuckels9075 6 лет назад +37

      Nizza george he was a paradox: a genius and an idiot at the same time

    • @123TauruZ321
      @123TauruZ321 6 лет назад +14

      Like all Sagittarians.

    • @Potatoshaneko
      @Potatoshaneko 5 лет назад +5

      @C S Not if you're a Eunuch, you only have brains and even then, that's debatable. xD

    • @daniellee1722
      @daniellee1722 5 лет назад +13

      He should’ve opened his massage place then launder money for Tony. Then he wouldn’t have been so desperate to make a name for himself with New York and fuck things up

    • @HotBoxTrucking
      @HotBoxTrucking 5 лет назад

      trapper joe over here

  • @mojohal879
    @mojohal879 6 лет назад +57

    What mobster comes out of prison after 15 years & says I wanna be a masseuse.😁

    • @nuckymancini7013
      @nuckymancini7013 5 лет назад +22

      Long John Silver Maybe?!?...

    • @wjatube
      @wjatube 4 года назад +18

      From the same writers that had one of them go down on a construction guy.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 года назад +19

      someone that doesn't want to go back to jail

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 4 года назад +17

      did you not hear the whole story about how he was doing massage related recovery work for patients in the prison hospital? he probably got assigned that as a prison job and he ended up being interested in it, like he said he was in prison for 15 years, not like he could focus on being a mobster inside there, and he wasn't some high level boss like phil leotardo who could still talk to and make plans with his underlings from the outside when they came to visit him, tony B was just a low level mobster

    • @rebeccawest1912
      @rebeccawest1912 3 года назад +3

      @@Gameprojordan Good point.

  • @robertwhitley6233
    @robertwhitley6233 7 лет назад +27

    Tony B : "Wow,thanks.You're the best.If there's anything i can do to completely fuck up your life please let me know"

  • @bmillerdrums
    @bmillerdrums 10 лет назад +43

    I never understood the people that sit on the toilet for an extended period of time.. Me im in and out like a robbery. I've heard people that sit down and fucking read an entire section of the new york times before they actually go. Fuckin bizarre

    • @YD-uq5fi
      @YD-uq5fi 9 лет назад +10

      bmillerdrums There is no fiber in the typical mafia diet... Just meat and simple white-flour carbs.

    • @carbonbonds3019
      @carbonbonds3019 9 лет назад +15

      toad g me taking a shit is the only fucking time i can find some peace and quiet so i will stay for as long as i can lol

    • @bmillerdrums
      @bmillerdrums 9 лет назад

      Carbon Bonds I can dig that

    • @jottaz144
      @jottaz144 8 лет назад +2

      +bmillerdrums I once finished resident evil 3 in one go while sitting at the throne

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 8 лет назад +1

      +jottaz1 damn, the minute that Nemesis jumped through the window, I would've been done shitting right then

  • @neil2905
    @neil2905 4 года назад +12

    "Hiya doin', I'm here for my driver's license?"
    *piano wire around the neck from behind.

  • @thestranger4812
    @thestranger4812 11 лет назад +13

    That is one fucked up toilet in the beginning. Why isn't there a door?

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 6 лет назад +1

      So they could film the scene there.

    • @123TauruZ321
      @123TauruZ321 6 лет назад

      "Fucked up toilet" ^^ hahahaha, i must remember that one!!!!!

    • @luisvilla799
      @luisvilla799 5 лет назад +1

      @Daniel Treadwell awesome fucking story thats one to tell at the dinner table lol

    • @TeamBob
      @TeamBob 5 лет назад +2

      Daniel Treadwell LOL!!

    • @acolddarkgentlebruh8205
      @acolddarkgentlebruh8205 4 года назад +1

      They shit together like the Romans, Ralph would approve.

  • @svenskakrigare9543
    @svenskakrigare9543 5 лет назад +3

    We all rooted for Tony B to make it legitimately. Then he fucked his whole career in 2 minutes when he beat up Cho or whatever his name was

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 4 года назад +1

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Blundetto

    • @woddlyoats
      @woddlyoats 4 месяца назад

      To be fair he was falsely accused of stealing this guys work trucks and has to suck up to him for the rest of his life busting his balls painting the office while the Korean dude walking in late and night and say they are opening in 3 days.

  • @ThatChampion
    @ThatChampion 3 года назад +4

    A don doesn’t wear pants

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 5 лет назад +6

    Johnny sack the only guy who look like more of a gangster when shitting

  • @japaras
    @japaras 4 года назад +5

    I'm trying really hard to find the sopranos clip with Johnny Sack in it, where he's not smoking.

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 3 года назад +6

    Tony B had a lot going for him, yet he ruined it by having no self control much like his cousin.

  • @JamesJohnson-nm5pu
    @JamesJohnson-nm5pu 11 лет назад +28

    Paulie and Vito's face when Tony B says "boy are you fat" is classic.

  • @Septiviumexe
    @Septiviumexe 10 лет назад +16

    Wess coal well hahaha

    • @CTelKing
      @CTelKing 6 лет назад +5

      West-Cald-Well

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 5 лет назад +8

    The look he gives Tony B at the end. "Seriously"

  • @Preylo
    @Preylo 4 года назад +20

    For a guy with a high IQ it sure took him really long to get his associates

    • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
      @Ammoniumbicarbonat 4 года назад +5

      In prison you have to work and do other things for most of the day, so it’s possible that’s just how long it’d take for anyone to study and take exams

  • @bumi5892
    @bumi5892 2 года назад +8

    1:04 I really like that vibe of morning, they choose a really cool place to breakfast . probably everybody going to work and these two gangsters ready to eat something and go to sleep

  • @xavierann5222
    @xavierann5222 5 лет назад +5

    0:44 "BOOOOOY youuu FAT!!!!"
    I literally had to pause the video after that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 4 года назад

      He went to prison in the 80s. Those are the clothes he had when he went away. He lost touch with modern style. Same thing with Richie and the jaaacket.

  • @Blackmetaljulian
    @Blackmetaljulian 3 года назад +2

    Johnny Sack looks like a badass even when he’s taking a shit and smoking a cigarette.

    • @Blackmetaljulian
      @Blackmetaljulian 3 года назад

      little did they know he has massive diarrhea and the cigarette was just to cover up the smell.

  • @chloedog47
    @chloedog47 6 лет назад +13

    WEST CALDWELL

    • @funkymunky
      @funkymunky 4 года назад

      Wai you try to puck me rike dis?

  • @trymefatso5813
    @trymefatso5813 4 года назад +3

    Tony shouldn't have totally let the fat joke slide cuz it's still disrespectful of his weight, a crowded bar in front of his subordinates...not the time for Tony b to make that joke.
    Tony wasn't sure at 1st- I love that look with the, "what'd you say?"

    • @wiglafsfilms8418
      @wiglafsfilms8418 4 года назад +1

      Keep watching the clips; trust me .. he "chestized" Tony B for that remark.

  • @shrapnel77
    @shrapnel77 4 года назад +2

    Taking a dump at a slimy strip club with no door is an awful away game. Like playing the Packers in Green Bay in January when it is 10 below zero.

  • @kenrivers9757
    @kenrivers9757 3 года назад +3

    Only Tony Soprano....hey tony i don't have a pilot license...Tony:ok go see my guy at the FAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @prodbycinder
    @prodbycinder 2 года назад +5

    Crazy to think Blundetto is literally hugging his own killer in this scene

    • @billybrand9976
      @billybrand9976 Год назад

      Bro a few episodes later at Joe Peeps funeral Tony B his killer and Rusty and Angelo who ordered the hit are in attendance. That’s a special kind of wicked.

  • @erichhartmann9797
    @erichhartmann9797 3 года назад +2

    How come NOBODY can get this right? MASSEUR! MASSEUR! MASSEUR!
    MASSEUSE IS A WOMAN.

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 4 года назад +2

    A masseuse is a woman. Tony B wants to be a masseur.

  • @andrewvelonis5940
    @andrewvelonis5940 4 года назад +2

    Not "masseuse", "Licensed Massage Therapist". There's a difference. If that's too much for you to handle, you could use the term "masseur"

  • @sbakernyc5761
    @sbakernyc5761 11 месяцев назад +1

    WHY IS THERE NOT A DOOR ON THE STALL?? How arebu expected to take bumps in peace?!?!

  • @drrayl
    @drrayl 3 года назад +4

    Tony’s guy at the dmv never was a varsity athlete

  • @runcalma
    @runcalma 6 лет назад +4

    pretty sure tony b is wearing the same suit he had on in the news clip

  • @colonelbuendias
    @colonelbuendias 5 лет назад +2

    Johnny, I don't think you should sit on a public toilet like that. STDs!

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 4 года назад +1

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexually_transmitted_infection

  • @commentsCONTENTteeShirts
    @commentsCONTENTteeShirts 4 года назад +4

    2:00 When u finally graduate junior college

  • @TACT1LE
    @TACT1LE 4 года назад +6

    Talking to Johnny while he's smoking on the shitter 😂😂😭

  • @Twi66e
    @Twi66e Год назад +3

    Just the image of somebody walking into the bathroom and seeing John sat there looking back at them kills me 😂

  • @davefreckleton7962
    @davefreckleton7962 4 года назад +4

    At least Johnny made it off the toilet .he got alot further then gigi did

  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 8 лет назад +13

    masseuse is feminine,for a male its masseur

  • @tylerwinkle323
    @tylerwinkle323 Год назад +3

    Tony B's really got his act together going into a legit business, I hope he's ready for the grand opening in 3 days...

    • @woddlyoats
      @woddlyoats 4 месяца назад

      Bro got 12,000 and realized being a citizen is a scam.

  • @johnkayz7137
    @johnkayz7137 3 года назад +1

    lol Johnny Sac taking a shit...
    I never thought it was him but there he is...pants around ankles and all.

  • @snoopy22560
    @snoopy22560 7 лет назад +3

    After seeing John shit like that, my estimation of him being a man just fucking plummeted!

  • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
    @chefboiardeeznutz9881 3 года назад +2

    He had regular work until he was certified. Then he got certified back into the mafia.

  • @smithsj227
    @smithsj227 3 года назад +1

    Should have asked for a no-show job, what I woulda done.

  • @evolutiontail5697
    @evolutiontail5697 4 года назад +2

    My cousin tony was handling his side hustle but this i will also not go into detail.

  • @CooManTunes
    @CooManTunes 5 лет назад +1

    Do you think crime would still happen if the death penalty was guaranteed for every crime? Fuck the judicial system.

  • @nuckymancini7013
    @nuckymancini7013 5 лет назад +3

    Those floridian wet t-shirt contests wouldve been good on the New Jersey shine show

  • @eton13_
    @eton13_ 8 лет назад +3

    Says the guy who looks like he's waring one of Vito's blazers

  • @此人据说奇帅无比
    @此人据说奇帅无比 2 года назад +2

    You can't be half a gangster Nucky, not anymore.

  • @guychi-chifly950
    @guychi-chifly950 4 года назад +5

    Johnny getting in on the log cutting contracts.

    • @Whiteboykun
      @Whiteboykun 2 года назад

      I'd say it's the cable laying business

  • @US_John
    @US_John 3 года назад +1

    In 2010s he could make over 60 thausands. As a therapist. That is more than he ever make in organized....

  • @johnathondupuis1301
    @johnathondupuis1301 Год назад +1

    Johnny just casually chatting up while taking a shit in an open stall. 😅

  • @audriusbaranauskas6227
    @audriusbaranauskas6227 2 года назад +2

    "Wow Tony thanks, just don't shoot me in the face."

  • @throwawaymcjoe1387
    @throwawaymcjoe1387 4 года назад +1

    That fuckin animal blundetto later created an empire in Atlantic city

  • @RAPDEGUERRA
    @RAPDEGUERRA 5 лет назад +2

    Jesus christ what kind of viking takes a dump in a no door pulbic bathroom.

  • @mikep9312
    @mikep9312 3 года назад +1

    I wish I wasn't able to smell this video.

  • @yuppiehi
    @yuppiehi 4 года назад +1

    Tony S. is all about control. Tony B. not getting back into the business does zero for Tony S. He wants everyone close to him, whether it is Meadow, his crew, or whoever else - his personality of not trusting anyone doesn't help. Tony B. keeping himself clean could be bad for Tony S' business. In the old days, you never got out of the mafia alive - even if you get out of the can after 20 years, you expect to stick with the family and earn. If Tony B. was smart, he should've moved to Elvis Country or California - anywhere but North Jersey or New York.

  • @CHOPPASLUGBM
    @CHOPPASLUGBM 3 года назад +2

    I hate the way Tony B rolls his sleeves up on his suit lol

  • @db3345470
    @db3345470 9 лет назад +6

    hesh'es head is twice the size of chris'

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 4 года назад +2

      To hold that big brain when negotiating with these dessert people

    • @willmercury
      @willmercury 3 года назад

      @@thedangerwich5476 So, you're saying their heads got so big from eating too much chocolate cake?

  • @jimbertido7762
    @jimbertido7762 8 лет назад +5

    love how he combs his hair

  • @D-Paramountcy
    @D-Paramountcy Год назад +2

    I can’t even say his name

  • @Adamo_92
    @Adamo_92 4 года назад +1

    The scene where Tony S and Tony B are at the diner is probably the only scene when nobody uses the "F word" in The Sopranos (at least in my opinion). Interesting...

  • @bill291212
    @bill291212 4 года назад +2

    George Costanza would be weirded out if Tony B. was his masseuse

  • @stumarston6812
    @stumarston6812 2 года назад +1

    There was no difference with Tony's hair after he combed it.

  • @Menyhard
    @Menyhard 3 года назад +2

    Take a look at tony face. At the very end. It is very creepy

  • @franksemyon5855
    @franksemyon5855 4 года назад +1

    Tony B. was probably Tony Sopranos most valuable piece of manpower but unfortunately he went off the rails over his compassion for his fellow prison friend and fellow mobster father figure.

  • @freaky_j2207
    @freaky_j2207 5 лет назад +2

    At the very end tony looks at him like wtf?