VIOLENCE and Jealousy - Hitman 3
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- We're back on Dartmoor for the Garden show and to assassinate Sato once again. Today I tackle some featured contracts that IO released for Valentines day a couple of weeks ago. I hope you enjoy!
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"krugermeier for extra stealth"
*has two explosive ducks in loadout*
ah yes, truly the loadout for stealth XD
Previously, Mooney wanted Diana Mode off, but now he has a Diana TTS around him. I don't even know if this is good for him
A TTS voice for Diana? How do I get it 👀
@@QkeleQ10 i too wish to know
I too wish to find Diana TTS.
Look, I don't have any evidence, but I guess that Mooney has one. The "See? You can't even read it" kinda gives it away, sounds like the recently emerging AI TTS out there, such as 15.ai . We had Yoda from Star Wars, GLaDOS from Portal, and characters from TF2 for instance.
"I'm not going to take a lock pick"
Almost immediately regrets not taking a lockpick 😂
Like the fact they put in the “no recordings” objective on a level with no cameras.
Sarcastic Diana is a thing of beauty.
Honestly, after one of the most trying weeks ever, this is exactly what I needed this evening. Thanks, BigMooney!
I cackled my head off at this episode's shenanigans, which I really fucking needed today. Thanks, Mooney.
That intro and briefing was pure gold!
"Do not get recorded by security cameras." on Dartmoor, the map that has no cameras on any difficulty mode. Why do contract creators even bother?
To make it seem harder than it actually is
One of those, oh shit is there one i didn’t notice? Like the photographer, even though that one no workie
It's not that they "bother" adding that complication, but *don't* bother removing it. With how creating contracts is structured, the creator plays through the contract itself, and depending on how they complete it, the game automatically adds complications. E. g. if you're never recorded, the game adds that complication automatically and gives you the chance to uncheck it
Had to do a double take when I heard Diana diss you on reading the contract briefing
How was it done? 47 said something aswell
@@tombeedall486 I’m guessing something like the site FakeYou was used
MATE IM ALREADY LAUGHING IN THE FIRST 20 SECONDS
RIGHT?! 🤣🤣🤣 the Putin part had me laughing for a few minutes
"PLEASE disappear".... "Into the SUN"! LMAO
Big Mooney: To take our minds off people killing each other... lets kill shit!!
Everyone else: Sounds like a good idea!
"see you can't even read it" had me howling 🤣
Been going through some hard times recently, but I just gotta thank you for this Mooney. You and the shenanigans that you call an average video and funny commentary and insults that comes with it really helps me forget about it at least for a little bit. Thanks for the video homie
Yes
i laughed so hard i had a bit of a coughing fit
wonderful content as always mooney always makes me happy
Keep up the good work my g your videos keep me going through tough times
Punch glitch PAIN 17:19
Fernsby Air makes it's first flight 17:50
Thanks for the upload Mooney pished meself laughin'.
It really doesn't look like the old punch glitch, just very unfortunate timing. Fernsby went into the looking around state as he was running up, and the vision detection alarm had already appeared.
Since he could see 47, you get a punch instead of a choke. So everything working as it should, just unlucky.
I'm always down for a quick round of saying 'Fuck Putin'. Now to enjoy this sweet sweet Hitman content.
No one
BigMooney Bringing explosives to a stealth mission: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
Your videos are like James bond meets Commando. When the action gets going your one liners literally make me shit myself laughing. I genuinely wish life was narrated by this man. SPAGHETTI!!!!
18:19 There's a vacuum under the stairs that attracted the butler every time
18:58 That one
18:43
i can just hear the
*inhale* of rage LOL
HE SAID IT!!! He said the magic words: *you’re coco pops son*
Hi, bigMooney! Hilarious vid as always! The reason why the syringe is floating is that it's normally hidden inside a crate in that exact spot. Unfortunately, they removed the crate from the main mission but forgot to fix the item's hiding place.
Poisoning Sato didn't count as an "accident". It's an accident for the purposes of "if body found", but poison is tracked as a different kill method.
I know, I know. I'm just saying, the result screen didn't count it, so you 4-star'd.
The thing with your syringe floating in mid-air probably has something to do with the fact that there is supposed to be something under it in the normal Dartmoore mission. That'd be my guess, at least.
Delivery truck is in main mission removed in this
Just came back from a concert (Tyler, The Creator) that I loved every minute of and screamed my voice to shambles, blew out my eardrums, and screwed up my eyes and I get a bigMooney video, could this day get any better.
I listen to a lot of his older stuff because of Saints Row 3, but I didn't know he was actually making music Still or even doing concerts live, that's cool to hear he is.
The way Bigmooney speaks to Diana 🤣 makes me laugh, can’t be interrupting mr Bigmooney
4:22 omfg that sound effect returns!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Would he die in this pond"...as a duck swims by
I was laughing at the prospect of someone having any sort of trouble getting out of a pond that was as tranquil and peaceful as that one. I even point out how people die if they as much as fall into a puddle and how dumb that is from a logical standpoint.
I thought my point was fairly obvious but ok.
Ask not for whom the duck explodes
It explodes for thee!
“See? You can’t even read it!” LOL 😂 Nice touch there! These videos always make me laugh.
Fun fact: The first time that idiot said "I think my lighter fell out of my pocket near my car", I spent like a good 15 minutes looking for it before I figured out that he lied.
18:45 Mooney breathing like Darth Vader just to keep his composure 😂😂😂
47's face and deadpan turning on of the vacuum @19:10 reminds me so much of Archer!
"Why? Where? What? How? Why are you going over there?"
Love the new intro animation, so very clean with the flags
lol i love how he had diana being like "See you cant even read it" lol i can strangely see that happening with 47 and finding out hes like me dyslexic lol .
Yes another vid
I used the ol' emetic gas in the breifcase trick for Sato, drowned him in the porta potty, used the car battery and water trick for one of the others (can't remember who) and the sieker on the other, followed him to the outside pond by the guy fishing and Spartan kicked him in.
I'm amazed mooney never uses the sieker or briefcase fart
@@timbo9644 briefcase fart, I love it!
Got to love when Mooney uploads and makes your day
Did you see the IO march update, they're changing all the bullshit restrictions and modifiers from the ET arcade, we did it boys
Best intro ever
9:58 IO heard you slagging them off, and made sure you had the latest "updates"
"MY DUCKY!" 13:55
the absolute audacity of diana to interrupt you like that! …already a minute in and this video is hilarious. thanks for creating another banger to chill out to
I know you saw that duck... Boom! 😂
Absolutely BRILLIANT, as always. I quite enjoy the gameplay, often sharing in your frustration, but I love the commentary. Thank you for all you do. Be safe, as well. 😃
47: fails assassination.
also 47: *Activates Bites Za Dusto*
Turning on the vacuum cleaner - i lol'd. Good job sir
Love the hitman videos from you man, the way you make them so funny etc just in general doing you. Favourite hitman player atm
Love the humor of your content. I'd also like to ask if you'll consider doing older Hitman games (specifically Blood Money) in the future? I'd love more of the Kill Everyone Challenges for Blood Money, even if some of them, like the Mardi Gras level, is impossible to actually kill everyone. Hell, I'll even watch you breeze through Absolution if you want to, because your commentary is always delightful.
47 is gonna do what he does best
Doesn’t matter how many hours of hitman I’ve played, a new Big Mooney video always makes me wanna get back out there!
This guy has committed 84,000 war crimes in a single video.
The sigh and immediate sound of Mooney vaping had me laughing.
Mooney: "we got rats running around"
Me: "oh, ground dwelling tree rat".
Squirrels are just tree rats, change my mind
🤣🤣🤣🤣 That pond is extremely dangerous. Enter at your own risk lol. Your videos just make my freakin day. Long time fan!
I have no idea how you managed to get Diana in there, but that was absolutely perfect set-up and comedic timing. 10/10.
Thank you for the entertainment Mooney!
I like the voice edits!
The return of a goof from years ago to haunt mooney once more!
These videos never fail to make me laugh, keep up the awesome content!
I'm already dying of laughter after just the intro!!!
Yeah I understand completely you being distracted. It's some crazy crazy shit going on. I hope you're doing well nonetheless, Mooney. Your hard work is appreciated 👏
Not sure if this has been mentioned, but I think the place your needle was floating is supposed to be another bin but for some reason it doesn't render. I guess they could have fixed it but they've spent all the budget "making" the elusive target mode...
Good video man!
This is a video I would point to if anyone doubted why they should drop a sub here. Intro about what’s going on right now just hit the right note, jokes about Phil Taylor, Diana getting involved in new and interesting ways and Mooney’s reaction, not to mention the actual bloody gameplay! Thanks for 20 minutes of laughter Mooney 🙏
I had the combat knife melee weapon and it too was floating at that same spot just woke Mrs up at 5am watching this as I get sorted for work 👍
Yeah i have been very occupied with that too m8
The Phil Taylor part had me 😂
those "problems" never happened to me and I spend many hours on the entire trilogy. Stay strong Mooney you absolute legend
Love his hitman videos there so funny
The way you just went quiet and turned on the vacuum.
Ah I see that logo intro is professional as always, I've replayed it over 50 times
I always imagine this channel is Colin from CSGuitars gaming account, and it makes everything funnier.
*turns dude around and decks him again… “deep sigh”.. I felt that.
5:25
*AH YES A RAT*
When Diana was interrupting you during the briefing, I was thinking of another English Bird who tells Scottish assassins what to do.
This video was hilarious!! Loved the Diana TTS xD Hope you're keeping well, Mooney!
I see a title that i relate to a lot and I click
Was shocked when ye pulled up Phil Taylor. I'm a big fan of the darts and it's not that popular. Glad to see a content creator interested 🎯
Surprised you did not scream at the birds "what, are ya scared, asshole" lmao.
"Hello There!" - General Kenobi
Phil Taylor in a Hitman video #Classic
I'm not sure, but it seems to me that that "turing around thing", as you try to silently attack somebody in the back, happens when the target is standing (and touching, or perhaps almost touching) some medium height object like a chair or table. I can at least get it to happen consistently like that. Really strange, IO should do something about it.
Fucking lol. Nearly approaching the legendary meltdown that occured in Bangkok, professional mode. Great vid big man.
3:31. I had the chance to play this mission for like a day, and then the very next day I come back to finish the mission. I find that it has been ripped from me and is unplayable until I have the paid part of it. What the hell IOI? You make something free for a little bit and then rip it out. What is someone trolling the company from inside and screwing with us too? Like a disgruntled employee that has just had enough and decided to "Do whatever" and then the person or persons in charge of finalizing the stuff and making sure nothing is out of place. Finds that this mission is free to play and then just like that. Coco puffs to it all.
Yaaaaaaa big mooooonyyyyy has return
My social life at school be like: 3:06
I guess you could say the dartmoor birds are angry. Angry birds. See what I did there? 🤣🤣🤣
"a very easy contract - made very difficult by .. stupid shit"
3 Mooney vids a day kept the rona away
Hey Mooney! Hope you are doing well. I have an idea for a series you could do: You could speedrun Elusive Target Arcade, whilst trying your best to keep sticking to the complications! That’s my idea tho. Have a good day everyone!!
Welcome back to England agent Mooney. We have been expecting you.
Yours sincerely-madam Carlisle.
Mooney I have an idea, you should do a kill all challenge on Colorado, or one of the military maps but with melee only 👀
I’ve been watching this channel for years and I just now realized it’s big MOONEY, not big MONEY. Must’ve been the accent! I feel like I just entered the Matrix 😂
Thanks mooney. Ups