Tiny Thoughts For Your Loose Assholes || Stand Up Comedy by Sumit Anand

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @aakhthuu
    @aakhthuu Год назад +363

    After defeating Mukesh, sumit has now challenged Elon.

  • @tonoi
    @tonoi Год назад +162

    When he said 'fucking Bangladeshi watching'
    My Bangladeshi Ass cracked so hard.😂

  • @zainabsheikh9402
    @zainabsheikh9402 Год назад +501

    Time has changed this guy. I pray that if he is struggling with something he gets better. I love him so so much!♥️

    • @Rain..Bow..
      @Rain..Bow.. Год назад +18

      Wt made u to make such a statement ...?

    • @farukhossain4255
      @farukhossain4255 Год назад +15

      From the look now and before.. Something is going on maybe!

    • @Unbearable0G
      @Unbearable0G Год назад +42

      He has transformed into a caveman.

    • @pmishraofficial
      @pmishraofficial Год назад +25

      He seems addicted. Hope this isn’t a way he has chosen to write jokes.

    • @Future__martian
      @Future__martian Год назад +13

      He licked a paper

  • @farabimahbub5910
    @farabimahbub5910 Год назад +90

    14:37 I am a Bangladeshi and I can confirm a lot of us follow the Indian Standup scene through youtube.

  • @half-soul8393
    @half-soul8393 Год назад +152

    Okay I understand what some people are saying that they found it under-par, as I felt the same at the beginning of it while watching it. But then, hear me out, I put it in the background and listened to him while the phone was in my pocket without seeing him while doing my dishes and bruh I was laughing like a freaking maniac midnight at 3 am. True story.

    • @aribloddykool
      @aribloddykool Год назад +13

      Go to sleep

    • @swaziga
      @swaziga Год назад +1

      Thoda relate krke sunna aur samajhna parega...tab funny lagega...superficially utna funny nh lagega

    • @shivamtiwari7872
      @shivamtiwari7872 Год назад +7

      Subah sununga fir.....abhi ka bartan to dhul diya!!!

    • @aemkay4432
      @aemkay4432 Год назад +4

      Thats the thing about him, he don't do jokes, he does life. you listen him and it will hit you in another time and u then loose it😂😂

    • @slive_
      @slive_ Год назад +2

      Gonna try this technique while making lab manual...lets see how it goes...

  • @ace0829
    @ace0829 Год назад +278

    You're just like Virat Kohli. Even your average performance is better than other's so called hilarious skits. Will wait for your next video.

  • @mayur_srivastava
    @mayur_srivastava Год назад +215

    i like how i dont care when you dont get my joke- this should be his autobiography name . he is on another level of existence society cant tell him sh#t now😂

  • @abidhasanaomi3624
    @abidhasanaomi3624 Год назад +49

    I am literally watching you from Bangladesh. Big fan of you Sumit. For a second i was like -"what the fuck isko kaise pata main kaha se dekh raha hun"

  • @uknowiknow508
    @uknowiknow508 Год назад +120

    "It's like Black Hole has one friend 'My Joke'. "
    And no reaction to that joke. This guy is surreal. The show is a commentary on itself. 🔥

  • @ajaykumarmistry335
    @ajaykumarmistry335 Год назад +12

    I just hope, whatever he's is growing through he will win against the odds.
    I can clearly see the difference in his personality before and now.
    God bless you brother..... I don't know what u r going through.... But u must come back. My all prayers with you brother.

  • @thebigshorts3399
    @thebigshorts3399 Год назад +88

    Now I am flabbergasted to see your continuity. Waiting for this one in hope to smile (just in case world don't think I am sad) :) :)

  • @shakebnoorie7179
    @shakebnoorie7179 Год назад +80

    That 'roti laa benchod' was too hilarious and apt 😂

  • @Ajay-tx6bs
    @Ajay-tx6bs Год назад +138

    I just love how his mind work 🖤

  • @mayureshnampalliwar5054
    @mayureshnampalliwar5054 Год назад +63

    The most intelligent standup comedian ever produced ,we need to support and encourage such rare talent❤

    • @yashpandey7730
      @yashpandey7730 Год назад

      Voice ki problem thi bhut is video me

    • @sunnywagle8995
      @sunnywagle8995 10 месяцев назад

      Bo Burnham entered the chat.

    • @shivuu__
      @shivuu__ 9 месяцев назад

      Carlin toh samose bechta tha vaise bhi

  • @himankghosh2333
    @himankghosh2333 Год назад +22

    People are tripping - this is an amazing set, it's just that the vibe is a bit different from some of his other sets. This is the pinnacle of low-energy standup, and some of the jokes are really intelligent! Making jokes from the observation of society is an art of it's own. Even though there was no 1 story, the different experiences he shared was fantastic!

  • @handsofsteel604
    @handsofsteel604 Год назад +45

    Many of his jokes are beyond most of commons folks understanding, and that's why he doesn't care much. 🤣🤣

    • @messpice
      @messpice Год назад

      🤣🤣

    • @jaideepsagar7773
      @jaideepsagar7773 Год назад +3

      Well they lie where stephen hawking's thinking lies. Beyond common sense.

  • @hossainjumman
    @hossainjumman Год назад +32

    "i like how i dont care when you dont get my joke" - Sumit Anand 2022

  • @bharatchauhan7859
    @bharatchauhan7859 Год назад +22

    Bro has spent so much time alone that he went and met Alan Watts and came back to deliver his musings.

  • @khamoshbhatt7434
    @khamoshbhatt7434 Год назад +47

    Sumit Anand don't write jokes,
    He just live it.

  • @vaibhavgarg4856
    @vaibhavgarg4856 Год назад +14

    "Roti la pencho" is the best joke I've ever heard. Just catches you off guard.

  • @mahendrasinghadhikari6830
    @mahendrasinghadhikari6830 10 месяцев назад +6

    Thank you bro. Please come back stronger than ever. Loads of love.❤

  • @shivanshc
    @shivanshc Год назад +8

    My wife is American.. I showed her your videos and she’s a big fan! Thank you 🙏

  • @thegodofeyes2712
    @thegodofeyes2712 Год назад +101

    Good to see Babbu Mann finally trying comedy😅

  • @shakebnoorie7179
    @shakebnoorie7179 Год назад +261

    Even this set of Sumit was better than Harsh Gujral's all chhapri sets.

    • @Tony-fh3ur
      @Tony-fh3ur Год назад +32

      ikrrr, idk how people can watch harsh's skits

    • @Rudrakxh
      @Rudrakxh Год назад +21

      @@Tony-fh3ur same with Gaurav kapoor he just talks about unnecessary Delhi people things bla bla bla and interact with crowd, thats where his set comes from.

    • @ratanshukla3900
      @ratanshukla3900 Год назад +17

      @@Rudrakxh nah! he's good. Ofcourse he is not extraordinary but sometimes he does provides good content and awesome comebacks.

    • @Rudrakxh
      @Rudrakxh Год назад +10

      @@ratanshukla3900 not saying he's not good infect his "No ball" set is one of my favourite stand up video.

    • @aribloddykool
      @aribloddykool Год назад +4

      True i like inteligent comedy hardly any comedians in India does that

  • @Bharatdiruboh
    @Bharatdiruboh Год назад +25

    Looking so different now. It’s emotional seeing you after so long 😂😂😂 Remembering my college days 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ratanshukla3900
    @ratanshukla3900 Год назад +27

    I want to laugh but I'm worried about him more.

    • @aakhthuu
      @aakhthuu Год назад +4

      Don't worry caterpillars are like this only

    • @zhulu9608
      @zhulu9608 Год назад +1

      @@aakhthuu 🤣

  • @nohandle-w2g
    @nohandle-w2g Год назад +21

    The video can be of 15 minutes but due to him being such a lazy ass, it increased to 22 minutes. 😂😂😂

  • @kiranjakhu3316
    @kiranjakhu3316 Год назад +20

    Yehhh bandaa g chukaa hai aur itna thakk geya life se . I can bet he has all the weirdo stuff in his mind. The way his mind work is phenomenal . He's flabbergasted 😁

  • @YogeshSharma-dz7cj
    @YogeshSharma-dz7cj Год назад +14

    He is funny when he is not even trying. He is a riot, when he does.

  • @shadsidd027
    @shadsidd027 Год назад +14

    mast kaam krta hai tu maqsood bhai 🧡

  • @swampblazer5030
    @swampblazer5030 Год назад +13

    Don't know why he looks stoned and hilarious at the same time

  • @meershafiq204
    @meershafiq204 Год назад +10

    Pure premises and punchlines back to back without extra picturizing the performance. ❤️

  • @gauravchauhan8331
    @gauravchauhan8331 Год назад +12

    miles ahead in comedy scene man
    one of few real ones
    love you veerappan

  • @motoaesthetics7429
    @motoaesthetics7429 Год назад +9

    The topic FLABERRGASSTED me 🤐

  • @Quitenice
    @Quitenice Год назад +12

    Loving how he is evolving, more live shows and these videos please ❤️😊

  • @HelloJackHey
    @HelloJackHey Год назад +7

    Sir Anand .. . You got me at 16:51 .. . Massive Respect .. . I had to go that deep to understand what level of Humour you have .. . You are A Legend .. . period. 💯🤙❤️

    • @Azadbhagatbose
      @Azadbhagatbose Год назад +1

      When genius people like him becomes comedians, it happens.

  • @nustacomic
    @nustacomic Год назад +7

    During whole video he touched 256 times his moustache!

  • @nitinkumar2196
    @nitinkumar2196 Год назад +5

    And legend is back after a gap of years..look is changed completely but timing and sense of joke is same..a intelligent stand up comedian his comedy isn't for everyone ✌️✌️

  • @soumyaranjan8886
    @soumyaranjan8886 Год назад +7

    Sumit's jokes getting darker...
    At this point we probably knows more about Sumit in person than his maid.

  • @saharshsureka1158
    @saharshsureka1158 Год назад +3

    This is an exceptional stand up and gig by Sumit. Not everybody can pull this off - another masterpiece. HAPPY TRIPPY HIGH

  • @chowdhurysawod7758
    @chowdhurysawod7758 Год назад +13

    2 minutes left of premiere but i am still here because i have time

  • @TV...telepathy_venture
    @TV...telepathy_venture Год назад +3

    Quiet debatable does it get for me to bring myself with the precisional decision whether it is your out of the world hilariousness or the insider vocabs from dictionary which fairly fascinates to be fastidiously fond of yaa, truly the topnotch most!

    • @Udit808
      @Udit808 Год назад +1

      Time traveler, futuristic!

    • @sau2814
      @sau2814 Год назад +4

      Dude we were just talking.

    • @sau2814
      @sau2814 Год назад +1

      You can't just say "flabbergasted".

  • @deepakpahwa2834
    @deepakpahwa2834 Год назад +2

    Slow but superb.. I see me in this guy man. But ye.. kuch alag e level hai. Good to you backbro

  • @hazyshade3992
    @hazyshade3992 Год назад +3

    Bro ... I really admire the genius of your brain and the artistic skill of presenting them. "Blackhole has one friend" was a stroke of genius.
    However Sumit, you seem to be suffering with something... something that I was suffering with in the past. It'll take away everything from you. Get help before it's too late. I wish to see you rejuvenated. So Bounce back buddy coz you can.
    Peace.

  • @vinaykpurohit
    @vinaykpurohit Год назад +5

    We love you sumit. It was hilarious. Of course it was not your best but it doesnt matter. Recently saw your show in gurgaon too,the thought process of mind and jokes are already at a much higher level than anyone present in market. For momentry laughter he could just easily do audience interatcion and it will crazy. But good that he dont care. Love u sir .

  • @tikathapa761
    @tikathapa761 Год назад +2

    This man is something else.His mind works in another level. Huge fan. Wish to see him grow more n more. Expecting more videos. 😊

  • @prasoonmishra6352
    @prasoonmishra6352 Год назад +1

    Man you are the Ornette Coleman, the Jimmy smith of Stand Up. Your works are like late Beethoven, the hammerklavier of form and structure. Love You, truly love you.

  • @rahulbenipuri9397
    @rahulbenipuri9397 Год назад +2

    Indian audience isn't ready for this kind of talent, humour and sarcasm yet!
    21:49 he was thinking the same by pressing his left eye with the middle finger!

  • @sdy240
    @sdy240 Год назад +9

    I just saw "it's my birthday" after watching this and there's a huge difference Sumit, stop smoking laced pot and work more on your scripts.
    Your fan ^⁠_⁠^

  • @swagatabandyopadhyay5923
    @swagatabandyopadhyay5923 Год назад +9

    Your maid is still shocked how much you think lying in bed. Great sir love and respect 🙏🙏

  • @debiprasadpradhan5118
    @debiprasadpradhan5118 Год назад +3

    When your video ended, I felt like I have been watching it since 2 days 😂🤣.

  • @GauravChaarasNegichaaras
    @GauravChaarasNegichaaras Год назад +10

    Honest! Brutal ! Relevant!
    You speak your mind. Courageous.

  • @naimulIslam503
    @naimulIslam503 11 месяцев назад +1

    When he said fucking Bangladeshi watching, I felt kind of proud 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bobbylaskar497
    @bobbylaskar497 Год назад +4

    Like Sumit keeps telling, he spends too much time with himself, to such extent that he’s conquered it and became time itself. It takes me back to the last episode of the season 5 of Rick and Morty, where Jessica, in one of her adventures with Rick and Morty gets stuck in another realm where she’s trapped in the eternal bound of the timeless eternity and upon her return from the said realm, she has epiphany about her self conscience and she’s seen quoting perhaps one of the greatest monologues from the show, about time itself…. “At first it was madness, then enlightenment, then madness again. But perhaps it was a gift….. I could see the life of time. And as I watched the life of time, in it’s fleeting, terrible light, I wondered, ‘Had I lived? Or was I just the object in another story? Was that all ever was? Could I be more?….. I had nothing but time. And still, no answer…… “Time without purpose is a prison” I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity. Perhaps the mind of God, and found nothing but silence….. Sumit got some real depth on this episode, and the next one. It sets the stage for more, but I hope if (I really hope it isn’t) he’s struggling with something. He finds the courage to fight it and win it over. He’s a great artist who speaks his mind and we need such art, now more than ever. Keep up the good work brother. Peace.

  • @Allaboutstory
    @Allaboutstory Год назад +5

    Black hole has one friend, my Joke -- 1000 lightyears leap

  • @Shivd2010
    @Shivd2010 Год назад +11

    He is the guy who talks normal things but still you laugh

  • @45-amitgodase40
    @45-amitgodase40 Год назад +4

    thanks for art of living session Shri Shri Ravishankar guruji

  • @Ninety_Seven97
    @Ninety_Seven97 Год назад +6

    Ye bandha he alag hai boss 🤣

  • @Lekhasubramanya
    @Lekhasubramanya Год назад +6

    sumit please take care of yourself... we love you...

  • @TheAbcd05
    @TheAbcd05 Год назад +1

    This is on another level....great comedy ..careless person can understand..nothing is called critical unless i am dying without it..🤣 😂 ..I hope your diet plan is not too strict..

  • @BiologyWallah
    @BiologyWallah Год назад +3

    Kids, listen, This is what happens when you have existential crisis but choose to stay alone 😮😮😮😮

  • @vivekbharti3815
    @vivekbharti3815 Год назад +7

    At this moment, this guy is never not high 🌿

  • @BullionFund
    @BullionFund Год назад +4

    Bangladeshi here saying “Hi” from London…

  • @krishnamittal3540
    @krishnamittal3540 Год назад +2

    He's a legend. Nothing to doubt about. Why such a hero sir?!

  • @virendrasankhla4694
    @virendrasankhla4694 Год назад +7

    Sir following you since years and its great to see you back in comedy scene , fan of your work, may the force be with you ❣️

  • @harshkohli1621
    @harshkohli1621 Год назад +2

    Sumit's right hand keeps flirting with his face the entire time

  • @pateldeep07
    @pateldeep07 Год назад +2

    Commenting for a better reach. Watched the entire viceo without skipping. Love you Sumit :) More power to you. I'm sure you'll come back stronger than ever.

  • @TaoqeerNezam
    @TaoqeerNezam Год назад +28

    I like how he's thoroughly disappointed in the audience more than himself xD

  • @saikatdas5420
    @saikatdas5420 Год назад +3

    Good to see that the comedian himself enjoying much than the audience 😄

  • @atyagi05
    @atyagi05 Год назад +1

    is that your shoulder.....man killed at that moment...awesome...super genius content and presentation

  • @samarthmath2952
    @samarthmath2952 Год назад +3

    I think I should be concerned because I laughed on this .

  • @shahinurrahman7869
    @shahinurrahman7869 Год назад +1

    Yeah It’s True.Watching you from Bangladesh.Love you Sumit,the way you think the way you don't care about anything

  • @mbglobe9666
    @mbglobe9666 Год назад +2

    @Sumit - You are superb man.. Plz dont spoil your talent beacuse of just these weeds

  • @louisvuitton7546
    @louisvuitton7546 Год назад +1

    Pure humor as always. I like this guy.

  • @Ninety_Seven97
    @Ninety_Seven97 Год назад +5

    Duniya se alag hai ye aadmi🤣

  • @abhishekmalik1
    @abhishekmalik1 Год назад +2

    Time has changed this guy

  • @Vaabom
    @Vaabom Год назад +5

    Interlectual comedy sets hits hard when you're high😊

    • @raviranjan2877
      @raviranjan2877 Год назад +1

      It's like when you and comedian are in same zone

  • @VishalSharma-iitk-jee
    @VishalSharma-iitk-jee Год назад

    Exceptional.................Liked it 5 years ago, like it now also.

  • @shobinchillz1
    @shobinchillz1 Год назад +3

    Wow he is just the best ! masterpiece .... just need to fill the gaps... smoothen the transition and get back to your old self.... Be the Thor of the world !

  • @aakhthuu
    @aakhthuu Год назад +4

    21:10 sumit to audience after this show

  • @tuanshamil2896
    @tuanshamil2896 Год назад +5

    Keep Entertaining us with more shows and better scripts mate, Much Love

  • @krish_djn
    @krish_djn Год назад +2

    I had watched earlier shows which were great and was eagerly waiting. Sadly it's not worth it.

  • @nirbhaysharma9872
    @nirbhaysharma9872 Год назад +3

    I'm sad for people who didn't get your jokes. For you I'm proud.

  • @bhaveshchandnani8671
    @bhaveshchandnani8671 Год назад +2

    In office so don't have enough time right now.. . But have liked the video in advance .... Since I know you can never disappoint.... Thanks for another video. ✌🏼😄

  • @sumanication5649
    @sumanication5649 Год назад +3

    Aisa set thha lag raha thha ke Baba Sumit ka satsaang mein aya hu.

  • @hunk2288
    @hunk2288 Год назад +4

    This man is just made differently.

  • @Jksaffronbazaar
    @Jksaffronbazaar Год назад +1

    Legends search for this, only few can understand this level of stire

  • @shababanwar5458
    @shababanwar5458 Год назад

    This style of comedy is more funnier....please keep going...great work🤗🤗

  • @ankitpant1982
    @ankitpant1982 Год назад +2

    Bhai ganja chodh do, ya kum kar do....kya bana lia hai khud ko.Such a handsome man is becoming a jungle creature. Only reason other than your channel I could make out that it was you was your gestures. If this was a random video I wouldn't have known it was one of my favorites!

  • @taotree4097
    @taotree4097 Год назад +4

    This can't be average. Excellently brilliant.

  • @deepakgupta9734
    @deepakgupta9734 Год назад +2

    aankhen band karke suno "SADHGURU"ki yaad aayegi

  • @sohailbikram
    @sohailbikram Год назад +2

    "ROTI LAA BC" ... Epicccc 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌

  • @deepaksinghxo
    @deepaksinghxo Год назад +2

    I wish you completed the Stephen Hawking part, that was so witty, hope you'll perform in your next gig.

  • @aakhthuu
    @aakhthuu Год назад +4

    9:25 lagta hai kisi nutritionist ne humdard ka churan diya hai bhai ko

  • @vikrantbhardwaj2177
    @vikrantbhardwaj2177 Год назад

    Buddy I was missing your video from last 4 years thanku for new videos

  • @rizwansayyed7893
    @rizwansayyed7893 Год назад

    Now, I am flabbergasted first time in my life.

  • @SHUBHAMKUMAR-et4hp
    @SHUBHAMKUMAR-et4hp Год назад +80

    He is loosing his charm and natural comedy. He needs to be present at the event both physically and mentally. He is somehow managing to deliver. He is one of the best comedians i have seen so please sumit don't spoil the beautiful artistic skill you have.

  • @lameanagram
    @lameanagram Год назад

    Last 5 minutes are the funniest there are in a very long time.

  • @uravshukla
    @uravshukla 4 дня назад

    Blackhole joke was supposed to be his set's peak and it turned out exactly opp. He accepted it as fate and decided to upload it! This guys is something 🙌

  • @TheAbcd05
    @TheAbcd05 Год назад

    This is my watch list called " sad" this guy still makes me laugh even watching it multiple times..
    Not sure if it's good thing that I watch him more or if it's bad I sm sad more 😔