The way the Ai voice switches from Grandma that sounds like she's constantly resisting the urge to wheeze to judgemental chainsmoker granny is killing me
THE PROBLEM: My grandma is not one with the glorious immortality of a machine. THE SOLUTION: Begin the rituals, pray to the ghost of Steve Jobs, and make an AI grandma ourselves.
Arguably makes it even funnier that she's so consistent yet so wrong, like the program works so well but a single missed variable throws the whole thing into disarray.
@@X-SPONGED yes, Mark does, and correct me if I'm wrong but, I'm fairly sure Mark's is actually to defend himself if needed. He is physically capable of it after all. Fail's can hardly cut the tape off a cardboard box. 🤣 I only remember that Fail's is so dull from watching him unbox the Lego Mario stuff ages ago. Him trying and subsequently failing to use this very knife he keeps on his desk, and having to give up to go get scissors. 😂
the problem: grandma has dementia. the solution: replace everyone you know and love with an increasingly advanced ai until you, too, forget everyone you know and love
Lines that had me crying at the delivery 0:56 Johnny bravo jumpscare 2:30 demon, and subsequent STRETCH 2:45 “doooaaaag!” :) 3:27 “bIIIRD!” 3:49 “this is a BENCH!!” 4:28 “ˢᵗᵒᵖ ˢᶦᵍⁿ” 6:36 **dying** 6:44 “this is a banana.” “I think she’s doing this on purpose-“ *”BANANA!”*
The Idea is Simple, become an eldritch god using only 2 mini marshmallows, a dead tamagotchi, google translate, a table umbrella, and a partridge in a pear tree.
I was there for the stream, and it was a trip and a half. I can't believe he left out the part where he found out that there was one wrong number in the code, but he decided to leave it that way because it was hilarious.
He does however, consistantly fail at being a boat, his shapeshifting is getting there though, soon it will be no mortal coil bringing us content, but Dan in his final form, a big metallic hunk of parts mashed into eachother forming a seafaring vessel.
I don’t really know what this I̷̘̲̠͔̥͈̰̔̿̀̿͛̆̈́̂͛̀̋͗̐͂̀̄̅͛͒̊̉̓̋͑̏́̌͘̕z̵̨̨̪̭͙̼͎̗̗̤̹͉̺̯̘͇̭̝̻̩̭̩͔͉̗̋̄͆̿͘͜ͅͅz̶̢̧̧̛̘̜͖͎̰͍͈͎̖̤̘̳͓͉̰̯͔̗̖̠̱͎͌̀̈́͊̐̉̏͌̇̈̈́͋͌̍̓̉̀̀̒̑̇͘͝͝z̵̡̢̛̬̮̬̰̮͕̗͖̗͍̬͓̙͖̬̖̤̫͍̒́̋̃̑̈̌̀͛̑̐͐͗̾̾̑̋̄͑̿͘̚͝ͅz̴̡̗̲͉̙̦̱͖̪̝͔͇̰̙̮̱̬̩̹̗͖͙͕͑̃̑̏͛͂̊̑̾̚̚͜͝
i feel like grandma absolutely knows what she's doing and intentionally says the wrong thing lmao this was a fun video btw :o and like you wrote a whole image recognition script? that's awesome
this is the most cursed thing Dan have ever done. GrAIndma calling things that isn't even what it is and also having strokes, Dan going insane, the fact that the voice is going off 2 painfilled grandma sounds, the Stinky Steve, the bird up, this is *truly* the Grandma of all time.
Here’s my favorite moment: 3:02 Also I am very surprised that nobody made a “failboat but the context went on a murder spree on the waddle dees” but here’s my favorite quote “They came to claim her a little bit early, I see”
During the dual joke I can’t help but think of a really strong and experienced warrior being knocked down by the grandma saying “I think this is a door”
The way the Ai voice switches from Grandma that sounds like she's constantly resisting the urge to wheeze to judgemental chainsmoker granny is killing me
and the occasional johnny bravo
My grandma sounds like that :)
@Kaby-The-Red-Kirbyunhinged long bacon gunpowder cola flavor :)
@@tinymetalkiwi9568I love it when that happens
Shame it was fixed (I think)
She’s actually very capable at object recognition, she just uses entirely the wrong word for things.
It's not the lack of recognition per say, it's more of a lack of vocabulary.
Libraries mixed up, most likely intentionally for the bit
As a certified grandma, that is indeed a cat
First btw
Cap
Where's your grandmothering licence?
@@mlgdoge12343 I keep it hidden
*cata
THE PROBLEM: My grandma is not one with the glorious immortality of a machine.
THE SOLUTION: Begin the rituals, pray to the ghost of Steve Jobs, and make an AI grandma ourselves.
Checks out.
Old woman voice: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
elesh norn is that you
@@camblycreeper7999 I craved the strength and certainty of steel
It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma...
The funniest part is that it wasnt even coded correctly. Failboat somehow made a grandma bot that could ONLY guess incorrectly.
Arguably makes it even funnier that she's so consistent yet so wrong, like the program works so well but a single missed variable throws the whole thing into disarray.
I'm guessing somewhere someone forgot that lists start at 0.
@@The8BitLeafeon dis-array 😏
she guested a custome hatsuni Miku (sorry for misspell) body pillow in a future vid
Also this comment has 666 Likes, How Fitting.
Im not sure if it's concerning or hilarious that Failboat seems to have a kitchen knife at the ready 24/7...
Both
Concerning if we are there. Hilarious if wr arent
Keep in mind, Markiplier literally has a knife on his bedside drawer at all times.
@X-SPONGED didn't he pull a gun out on camera once?
@@X-SPONGED yes, Mark does, and correct me if I'm wrong but, I'm fairly sure Mark's is actually to defend himself if needed. He is physically capable of it after all.
Fail's can hardly cut the tape off a cardboard box. 🤣 I only remember that Fail's is so dull from watching him unbox the Lego Mario stuff ages ago. Him trying and subsequently failing to use this very knife he keeps on his desk, and having to give up to go get scissors. 😂
I love how consistently wrong she is. She doesn’t just say something random😊
The emoji was a complete accident but i won’t change it
I think grannys library is mixed up. Therefore the consistant fails.
BROTHER, WE MEET!
Which ironically feels on point
@@Baby_999I used that once
Dies of old age 😊
Failboat went from starting videos to "THE PROBLEM" to now "The Idea is Simple"
And that’s the problem.
Because at this point, the problems are too numerous, so now he’s looking for ideas to solve those problems.
THE PROBLEM: Failboat always starts his videos with “The idea is simple”
@@JUMPYCOOL The Solution?
@@EthantendoOfficialTake away his voice so he can only speak with text to speech and that text to speech can only say “Beam attack”
"Nooo Failboat you can't just go about replacing everyone you know and love with AI replicas!!"
"The idea is simple"
The idea is simple
the problem:
grandma has dementia.
the solution:
replace everyone you know and love with an increasingly advanced ai until you, too, forget everyone you know and love
I’m impressed with grandma for not just being wrong, but being wrong so consistently. Good job, Grandma.
I love how failboat is just flexing his insane coding skills through funny grandma AI
truly "insane" coding right there
if Failboat can create a funny grandma AI, I'm scared of what Dougdoug will do
"Insane coding skills" with a 0% accuracy rate lmao
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 🙃
@@BaronSterling that just makes it cooler
Petition to rename everything in the world in accordance to Grandma’s bidding
Then we’d have like 45 benches.
Signed
@@Jack-xs1shI think this is a parking ticket
i agree with the blender
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144i think... well i actually don't know what that is
I love her confidence for her answers like
“THIS IS A LAPTOP”
I loved this video and I hope you make more videos with grandma
BANANA!
This guy went from "beam attack" to "ai grandmas". I love him!
given how consistent she is i think that it's possible she was programmed to say the wrong thing
edit: according to replies this is correct
It was, just accidentally, I think he put in a 1 when he should have put a 0 because 0 is first in coding
@@austinsisland4777 Yeah, with how consistently she was wrong it definitely feels like the registry got shifted
@austinsisland4777 in the stream he said that's what happened but kept going anyways
@@cavemanjr.8161 yeah
I think you are right cause the goal was to get grandma to say the right things
Lines that had me crying at the delivery
0:56 Johnny bravo jumpscare
2:30 demon, and subsequent STRETCH
2:45 “doooaaaag!” :)
3:27 “bIIIRD!”
3:49 “this is a BENCH!!”
4:28 “ˢᵗᵒᵖ ˢᶦᵍⁿ”
6:36 **dying**
6:44 “this is a banana.” “I think she’s doing this on purpose-“ *”BANANA!”*
The idea is getting less and less simple everyday
Can you untranslate that for me?@HeisenbergTheOG
@HeisenbergTheOGWaltuh, put the bot away Waltuh, i ain't subscribing to you Waltuh.
@@TheSpaceComputerI am the one who does a free giveaway
THE PROBLEM: the idea is no longer simple.
The Idea is Simple, become an eldritch god using only 2 mini marshmallows, a dead tamagotchi, google translate, a table umbrella, and a partridge in a pear tree.
7:09 I couldn’t agree more as well.
Only failboat can manage to do this
dougdoug
How are you commenting before the video is out
@@chrisrafael8617 the video prob came out for me before you
DougDoug has done something similar before this video with pajama sam
Dan asking if grandma loves wood is how we revive Fail struggle tweets
"Grandma. Dog me."
4:56 I love how this implies Daniel just casually has a knife on his desk
I was there for the stream, and it was a trip and a half.
I can't believe he left out the part where he found out that there was one wrong number in the code, but he decided to leave it that way because it was hilarious.
1:41 I love his face of absolute fear lol
Yes.
Failboat never fails to disappoint
That's, uhhh... 3 negatives
Doesn't that mean that he does disappoint?
He does however, consistantly fail at being a boat, his shapeshifting is getting there though, soon it will be no mortal coil bringing us content, but Dan in his final form, a big metallic hunk of parts mashed into eachother forming a seafaring vessel.
The grandma learned from the best
Failboat never fails to fail
Failboat starting his crazed old man arc
I'm throwing up violently at how much this has made me laugh.
Thanks, Grandma.
You know it’s a good day when FailBoat uploads
Unoriginal comment... but TRUE!!!
when both Failboat AND JayMoji upload
So true
@@HeebusJeebus72 i know
6:36 I don't really know what this IZZZ
I don’t really know what this I̷̘̲̠͔̥͈̰̔̿̀̿͛̆̈́̂͛̀̋͗̐͂̀̄̅͛͒̊̉̓̋͑̏́̌͘̕z̵̨̨̪̭͙̼͎̗̗̤̹͉̺̯̘͇̭̝̻̩̭̩͔͉̗̋̄͆̿͘͜ͅͅz̶̢̧̧̛̘̜͖͎̰͍͈͎̖̤̘̳͓͉̰̯͔̗̖̠̱͎͌̀̈́͊̐̉̏͌̇̈̈́͋͌̍̓̉̀̀̒̑̇͘͝͝z̵̡̢̛̬̮̬̰̮͕̗͖̗͍̬͓̙͖̬̖̤̫͍̒́̋̃̑̈̌̀͛̑̐͐͗̾̾̑̋̄͑̿͘̚͝ͅz̴̡̗̲͉̙̦̱͖̪̝͔͇̰̙̮̱̬̩̹̗͖͙͕͑̃̑̏͛͂̊̑̾̚̚͜͝
I don’t really know what this iŹŻŹSCSJD
I don’t really know what this- Ǐ̴̡͔̼̝͕̖͇͈̥͙̹̭̪͎̝̊͛͐̋͂͗̐̓̆͂̓̀͌̓̊͐̍͌͒̎̊Z̷̨̘͔̤̫̤͈̺̯̬̒͌̈́̄̈̈́̒͗̍͆̀̂͌̀̑̆̅̾̓͆̾͆̀͒̚̕
I dont really know what is😫
8:38
“The livestream is ON MY LAPTOP!!!”
My favorite failquote right there
song name?
@@mr.duckie._.I think it’s “right behind you” from tf2
@@enderguyx2081 aight
6:43 as a person with a recent BPD diagnosis I love seeing representation in Failboat’s videos, truly an iconic moment that will be remembered by all
BANANA!
4:00 kirby is haunting failboat
ok
"poyo :D"
-Kirbo
my new favorite fail quote at 5:08 “that’s where you lose your rights”
Sneaf Gramma(The way i hear Sniff Grandma)
I think this is a caoch!
Europeans be like
i feel like grandma absolutely knows what she's doing and intentionally says the wrong thing lmao
this was a fun video btw :o and like you wrote a whole image recognition script? that's awesome
As a student learning to use Python coding, im amazed that you could make this, coding things in Python is pure agony for me.
I’m also learning python this year and hope you can succeed in your path
Waiting for Failboat to make a video with something to do with shrimp and start the video with "The idea is shrimple"
Some kids: "I still have both of my grandmas!"
Failboat: "I have 187,429 grandmas." [0:44]
Kids: 😱😱😱😱
Not dinguses: Good images, bud.
5:47 gonna time stamp a random point and knowing failboat it’s probably funny
Yes
3:47
cRemation joke
There is no way
I did NOT know that AI image recognition was so bad that you have to do some top tier trickery just to get it to be correct XD
So glad that everyone gets to meet Grandma!
I love someone trying to guide an ai. Like dougdoug trying to help an ai beat pajama sam.
Oh I love that video
@@CraftingGummisame
I also love the part where the AI loses it completely and has to be put down.
I love how failboat finds a way to make the most boring things super fun
grandma isnt boring
Failboats catchphrase went from THE PROBLEM to the idea is simple
Watching this stream was a truly traumatic experience. See you in the nursing home, Dan.
😭😭😭😭😭😭
3:09 "this is a cata."
- grandma, 2023
"It's a cata! It's your cataracts kicking in!"
-Dan ,2023
@@naomiwatson3713I think this is a *B I r d*
3:19 i think she was saying bug the whole time
She actually said bird
Bun
4:19 i think this is a ****ing egg meter.
Dan: did you just curse at me?
TTS: did she have a strock?
(Fun fact: Grandma was still saying parking meter but it sounded like a swear so it was censored incase)
5:58 Introducing, the Double-Decker Couch!
Introducing, the Double-Double Decker Couch!
Introducing, the double-double-double decker couch!
Introducing, the Double-Double-Double-Double Decker Couch!
6:51 “a bowl”
*loads shotgun*
5:58
THE DOUBLE DECKER COUCH FROM THE LEGO MOVIE IS REAL😱
That awsome
4:18
AI Grandma: I think is uh... ****ing meter
Dan/Failboat: Did you just curse at me?
Chat Dee(Offscreen): Did she have a stroke?
I love how training AI off of two voices creates voices that are completely different then those two
Daniel's "The idea is simple" has become his favorite motto of life at this point
I FOUND YOU, FAKER!
2:29 she was surprised by the mythical animal she has gazed on
3:48 this is a BENCHA- Grandma 2023
Failboat losing his absolute mind over the fact that Grandma can't identify Kirby was so entertaining
We need this in all of fails streams along with chat tts, and they just occasionally pops in to say "Is that a duck over there"
4:29 beam attack lore?
this is the most cursed thing Dan have ever done. GrAIndma calling things that isn't even what it is and also having strokes, Dan going insane, the fact that the voice is going off 2 painfilled grandma sounds, the Stinky Steve, the bird up, this is *truly* the Grandma of all time.
A.I grandma is not what i thought failboat's next idea would be
little did we know that grandma would become smart enough to not only correctly recognize a cow, but she could also recognize herself lol
I think this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Thank you Daniel Failboat, and thank you old, withering AI Grandma
2:50 i think this is a doaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
🐶
She just dies
This was honestly one of the funniest streams in a while and I died laughing 💀
1:38 "I think this is a- WELL I DON'T rEaLlY KNOW WHAT THIS IIIIIIIIss..."
This AI grandma is litterally what my dog would be like as a human.
this is the natural evolution of those "i asked my grandma to name all the smash bros characters" videos
This is the most craziest and stupid thing I've ever seen and im only like 20 seconds in. Absolutely incredible work.
Here’s my favorite moment: 3:02 Also I am very surprised that nobody made a “failboat but the context went on a murder spree on the waddle dees” but here’s my favorite quote “They came to claim her a little bit early, I see”
Is that a korok :0
This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a Failboat video in a while 😂
I like how the longer the video continues the more old Failboat acts
9:20 truly a bird up moment
Lobotomy Corp
Bird up
Bird up chain
Grandma predicted Indigo Park.
@@friscothesheriff1994she did
2:09
It’s hilarious when one of the comments had NO on it when he said that.
This video nearly killed me from laughter multiple times. I don't know what else to add aside from that.
I think the AI was checking the entire screen instead of specific images. It would explain why it often identified pages the same way each time.
6:13, it is bipedal and featherless.
0:57 she went into puberty 😂
twice apperantly
Time for the people who didn't see the stream to meet grandma get ready
failboat how could you cut out her blender arc so short, it was literally the best part of the whole thing
7:49 is that the beam attack song???
Yes.
Gramma puts Kirby on a couch because she is hungry. I put Kirby on a couch because it's cute. We are not the same.
I love watching failboat slowly grow insane by the minute (that ending was peak failboat moment)
During the dual joke I can’t help but think of a really strong and experienced warrior being knocked down by the grandma saying “I think this is a door”
Reminds me of the bird owner that askes their bird to identify objects. You know with how some of her responses sound like.
shrock
Isn't the bird named Apollo or something? I don't remember...I could be embarrassingly wrong.
@@utigaraptorRARA yep! don't worry that's his name
Thank you Failboat. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for this beauty, i haven't laughed crying in so long 😂😂😂
This is the true friend-granny we all need
I remember being on this stream and all I said was, “Pick bench #3 m’lord!”
is so funny when say Grandma TO evil , here use is 1:33 is so funnny
......what?
@@brandyarmstrong2729
1:37
I think this is a well I dont REALLY KNOW what this is...
If you turn in subtitles when he’s explaining the voice it literally says “old grandma struggling noises”
9:10
Fail became Burt-Trap
The end of all he going to hell 😞
PLEASE make another one of these...
This had me bursting out laughing, I even spit out my food lmao
I haven't watched you for a while, and coming back to you with this has me greatly concerned about what went on when I was gone
I heard "The idea is simple" and immediately thought "Oh God, what has he done now?"
7:00 a boook
it went from funny grandma to sad story about failboat reminiscing about his victory on grandma on his last day.
7:13 the shirts match and all
5:37 “Grandma’s crashing!” Fail 2023
4:12 parking meter
4:15 p a r k i n g m e t e r
Parking meter 😊
Failboat: it absolutely should be a grandma who should detect itself as a grandma. 0:50: *a grandma casually flipping everyone off*
I literally rewatch my favorite videos of yours everyday. They never get old.
1:38 The way Fail says "GrAnDmA?" after the demons get released from the grandma just has me dying.