TF2P: An Intellectual Documentary on Valve Servers

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  • @Forcedminer
    @Forcedminer 10 лет назад +1931

    4:38
    Meet the laptop touchpad medic

    • @Supore
      @Supore 10 лет назад +207

      Not as bad as I once saw. Yeah. A touchpad SNIPER.

    • @Forcedminer
      @Forcedminer 10 лет назад +84

      XD
      I was there once...
      Killing floor with a touch bad....
      They aren't all that bad but i'll put it like this..
      Touchpads are great for long range shooting..
      But something comes up close.... like that medic...
      Thats what'll happen!

    • @vaz270
      @vaz270 6 лет назад +33

      Im a touch pad medic fucking kill me

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 6 лет назад +28

      I began on touchpad and sniper was my main because it was the only class that was actually playable

    • @roboticeggs
      @roboticeggs 5 лет назад +3

      u used to be that XD

  • @lami1253
    @lami1253 9 лет назад +257

    1:43 But...he is a one-eyed man. He probably has terrible depth perception.
    I think it's natural that he's so bad at aiming.

    • @kensey9112
      @kensey9112 5 лет назад +1

      It like he try make ricoshet kill like, meet the demo.

  • @ablazedllama9925
    @ablazedllama9925 8 лет назад +430

    0:07 made me check steam

  • @VitroTheAlien
    @VitroTheAlien 10 лет назад +831

    I AM GONNA BE THE BEST SNIPER EVER
    I AM GONNA RUN AROUND WITH SMG ONLY

    • @TheTriforceCrusader
      @TheTriforceCrusader 10 лет назад +26

      My SMG has over 500 kills on it, I really am a good SMG sniper. So shut up and let the n00bs be n00bs and the pros be pros.

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 6 лет назад +7

      choppas

    • @deadrat8731
      @deadrat8731 6 лет назад +4

      dis is a lie

    • @AngusGotSad
      @AngusGotSad 6 лет назад +9

      SMG sniper is the only way to play sniper. I mean who actually uses the sniper as the sniper

    • @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny
      @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny 5 лет назад +1

      XxSniperProxX : guys im new how do aim down sights

  • @acemanaustin00
    @acemanaustin00 10 лет назад +28

    4:45 looks like he got the new Orbiting Scout effect on his unusual

  • @axterminus4465
    @axterminus4465 8 лет назад +188

    5:58 When you enjoy a lazypurple's video and then you discover he's ded (again)

    • @kaivirin
      @kaivirin 8 лет назад +2

      True dat.

    • @axterminus4465
      @axterminus4465 8 лет назад +4

      ***** i think not,he's just not gonna upload a video ever again

    • @ebiljebus
      @ebiljebus 8 лет назад +15

      Thanks to Valve disabling Replay on their servers.

    • @Usulcardo
      @Usulcardo 7 лет назад +8

      Valve servers dont even exist anymore

    • @ner0b
      @ner0b 7 лет назад

      Invincible Nightmare tru👍

  • @Kindred_Val
    @Kindred_Val 9 лет назад +96

    I like how all the f2p's go to war and all the P2P's fuck around in spawn or something xD

    • @michaeladams3762
      @michaeladams3762 8 лет назад +11

      So the tables are turned.

    • @Kindred_Val
      @Kindred_Val 8 лет назад +1

      +Michael Adams I meant F2P's are sweaty nerds.

    • @Kindred_Val
      @Kindred_Val 8 лет назад +1

      +Michael Adams ;)

    • @michaeladams3762
      @michaeladams3762 8 лет назад +14

      0/10 reply, you didn't even try.

    • @Kindred_Val
      @Kindred_Val 8 лет назад +1

      +Michael Adams You're not worth my time.

  • @TheBigSad8247
    @TheBigSad8247 10 лет назад +39

    2:17 The frustrations of sharing with another giver... it's hilarious! XD

  • @tf2engineer
    @tf2engineer 8 лет назад +74

    Please give us an updated version of a documentary on casuals

  • @plateofbacon8069
    @plateofbacon8069 9 лет назад +24

    I hate it when people take the medkit, yet they see that you are on fire and about to die.

    • @vulture_5212
      @vulture_5212 9 лет назад

      Same here

    • @HomelessSoldierMan
      @HomelessSoldierMan 8 лет назад

      I hate when a heavy has like 285 health and takes a full size health kit

    • @generalzeta7000
      @generalzeta7000 3 года назад

      I think I'm that dead soldier at the start.

  • @thesonicgalaxy
    @thesonicgalaxy 10 лет назад +237

    *I AM GOING TO BE THE BEST SNIPER EVER*
    *I AM GOING TO RUN AROUND WITH THE SMG ONLY*
    I need more friends like that.

    • @Wyvernized
      @Wyvernized 10 лет назад +9

      allow me to help with that! :D

    • @redcom25
      @redcom25 10 лет назад +8

      I played a round of MvM last night with a bunch of friends. I proceeded to spend all my credits on the Holiday Punch for Heavy and just punched robots to death. Then a tank came and I was the only one standing inside 50 scout robots. I got slaughtered.

    • @fujisauce2002
      @fujisauce2002 7 лет назад

      even tho this was three years ago i can lend a hand

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 5 лет назад +5

    Uploaded: *7 years ago*
    Man TF2 never changes...

  • @aussiebullet
    @aussiebullet 2 года назад +3

    As a TF2 player only 2020 to present day and this video I can't safely say that TF2 humour has basically stayed the same it it's lifetime and im happy for it.

  • @gasolineandwine
    @gasolineandwine 8 лет назад +5

    4:48 "I'm running in circles around ya!"

  • @WheatleyApertureCience
    @WheatleyApertureCience 10 лет назад +28

    R.I.P soldier

    • @NotBigSurprise
      @NotBigSurprise 7 лет назад

      He died as a Soldier and deserved it for being a Soldier. And for trying to kill LazyPurple.

  • @Zakumei
    @Zakumei 4 года назад +4

    this is how i originally found lazypurple. its so funny to see someone you followed so long finally blow up

  • @Rowcan
    @Rowcan 6 лет назад +7

    You know, even after *six years* 5:07 still makes me laugh every time.
    "IGOTEMIGOTEMIGOTEMAAAAAUUUUH"

  • @lotuszoitachi7653
    @lotuszoitachi7653 10 лет назад +30

    I don't know why I find 1:11 so hilarious xD

    • @THEmlgprominerGT
      @THEmlgprominerGT 10 лет назад +7

      i find it hilarious because the spy just suddenly falls

    • @StopTheImpossible
      @StopTheImpossible 10 лет назад +1

      Funny is typically noted as something out of the ordinary, and/or unexpected. Which is why when the spy was airborne with music playing in slow motion instantly going to increased speed, the music stopping, and the huge thump of the spy colliding with the roof caused you to laugh.

    • @THEmlgprominerGT
      @THEmlgprominerGT 10 лет назад

      Beholden Honda O_e ok i dont know what you just typed and im too lazy to read it. xD

    • @StopTheImpossible
      @StopTheImpossible 10 лет назад

      Well your decision belongs to you.

    • @BlubberMcBlubbington
      @BlubberMcBlubbington 10 лет назад

      ***** OH BUT IT ONLY MEANT WAYY

  • @PTownHeroo
    @PTownHeroo 10 лет назад +35

    That rap was dope.

  • @mxcascade
    @mxcascade 8 лет назад +15

    And now they fucked up quickplay so you cant handpick whichever map you want

    • @Wintd1
      @Wintd1 8 лет назад +1

      Valve mentioned that they're gonna try and fix this, as well as remove abandonment penalties for leaving a casual match

    • @gale1243
      @gale1243 8 лет назад

      Now you can

    • @klim-
      @klim- 8 лет назад

      +Morrissey Trebley they fixed it :)

  • @spoder22
    @spoder22 10 лет назад +29

    lazypurple you can rap way better than 2 chainz

    • @Flamingtaco580
      @Flamingtaco580 10 лет назад

      It's not lazy purple rapping, it's one of his friends.

  • @MasterOfHelium
    @MasterOfHelium 10 лет назад +88

    7:52 Да бля, опять Гуглотранслэйт!

  • @gestalt147
    @gestalt147 8 лет назад +10

    all hoovys
    all suys
    all dispenser scouts
    and w+m1 pyros

  • @StarReveurMA
    @StarReveurMA 5 лет назад +2

    I remember that this was in my recomended list 7 years ago
    And i cant believe i am watching this now....

  • @CargoCommando
    @CargoCommando Год назад +1

    it's amazing how this went from his 1st most viewed video to now his 17th because the how it feels series is so popular. To me, this is still the lazypurple all time classic vid

  • @fluorescentschine6437
    @fluorescentschine6437 10 лет назад +13

    why were you losing health with the boxing gloves of running urgently
    ?

    • @japeape8381
      @japeape8381 10 лет назад +48

      that's how they used to be before they were patched to make you take mini crits instead.

    • @fluorescentschine6437
      @fluorescentschine6437 10 лет назад +4

      max lederer
      OH thanks for telling me

  • @kevindelrio2687
    @kevindelrio2687 4 года назад +2

    Aah yes a scout takes your medkit and when you die a medic appears

  • @BlinkTF2
    @BlinkTF2 10 лет назад +4

    0:52 You will never get better than this Purple.

  • @oysenberry
    @oysenberry 9 лет назад +3

    7:46 This reminds me of something: whenever I try to be Friendly Heavy, the F2P players always try kill me. This happens most with Butterknife Spies and Baseball Bat Scouts.

    • @NotBigSurprise
      @NotBigSurprise 7 лет назад

      Uhh, Soldiers don't have knives or baseball bats, or at least the kind of people who would kill friendlies to feed their strange professional killstreak australlium rocket launcher.

  • @far_and_near_26
    @far_and_near_26 9 лет назад

    1:12 I actually hold this song dear to my heart despite all of it's memes XD

  • @kingjules8744
    @kingjules8744 4 года назад +2

    2:55 Did he-
    Did he just try to use a Wrangler while his sentry was _SAPPPED?!_

  • @Scouter953
    @Scouter953 8 месяцев назад +1

    Re-add the rap. It was included in the original and must be there for the timeline to be in harmony.

  • @Deathclaw12
    @Deathclaw12 10 лет назад +15

    Canadian snipers

  • @darknessdarkrai4549
    @darknessdarkrai4549 4 года назад +2

    Imagine getting recommended this in 2020

  • @jurgens7137
    @jurgens7137 10 лет назад +8

    I actually kinda like the rap. :)

  • @peika8324
    @peika8324 3 года назад

    Back then bump spy once, enemy team: nothing to see here
    Nowadays spy unclocked, every enemy team within 2 meters radius: active ultra instinct

  • @MetaGiga
    @MetaGiga 8 лет назад +2

    No matter what, the "SSSPAAAH'S SAAAAPPIN' MAAH SSEENTRY" gets me every damn time

  • @jacobmason8728
    @jacobmason8728 4 года назад +3

    Anyone watching in 2020 s couple weeks after how it feels to play demo man

  • @simpIeidiot
    @simpIeidiot 2 года назад +2

    This feels like a museum

  • @jonasrivera5060
    @jonasrivera5060 8 лет назад

    I expected David Attenborough narration on the wildlife and inhabitants of the Valve servers. Expectations were not met.

  • @vltraviolet
    @vltraviolet 9 лет назад +10

    I love SOAD!

  • @DeepFriedBreaths
    @DeepFriedBreaths 5 лет назад

    4:44 so this was the beginning of piemation's "im runnin circles around ya" gag

  • @cashewmilkfan
    @cashewmilkfan 10 лет назад +14

    hey LazyPurple you should more spy

  • @trampoline11x
    @trampoline11x 3 года назад

    That intro suddenly explains why the soilder killed scout in that one episode...

  • @senjubunny
    @senjubunny 6 лет назад +1

    This video will simply never not be relevant

  • @vulture_5212
    @vulture_5212 10 лет назад +139

    I think all this hate for F2P TF2 players is really weird. I am F2P, and i'm not half bad at TF2. I'm not going to waste my money on hats and taunts when it could be saved and used to get another awesome game! I wish people would stop the hate on F2P, because I have never seen anyone ever on TF2 that does this kind of stuff, except one person, who actually said that they were a TF2 veteran! I think I have made myself and my point clear, and I would thank anyone who is on my side of this argument (because I expect that there will be some guy who has played since the very start, and therefore thinks all Free To Players are complete and utter noobs and will respond with swears and hate for F2P).

    • @AnemoneTCG
      @AnemoneTCG 10 лет назад +33

      "Wont waste money on hats and taunts" Typical F2P right here - Just buy them through the ingame market.

    • @jackqualter5044
      @jackqualter5044 10 лет назад +28

      Said every f2p ever.

    • @AnemoneTCG
      @AnemoneTCG 10 лет назад

      By ingame market I mean buds and keys etc ^_^

    • @rust8infinite
      @rust8infinite 10 лет назад +14

      Yea I've never wasted a dollar on any cosmetics or weapons. and as for f2p who gives a fuck TF2 is still better than any cod(or cod clone) out there thats newer mainly because its not dicks all with automatics running around on map doing absolutly nothing except killing each other. And that ladies and gentlemen gets boring very fast.

    • @d0nny359
      @d0nny359 10 лет назад +11

      I actually acquired the game in a time long long ago (where it wasnt free).
      I had some really funny moments with F2Ps.
      The whole hating and "The hatted Vs. the non-hatted" is just stupid.
      **irony** AND NOW BASH ME FOR DEFENDING AN F2P! **/irony**

  • @itspice8737
    @itspice8737 5 лет назад

    Jesus christ, 7 years old? Man this takes me back

  • @M3RZL9
    @M3RZL9 9 лет назад +12

    Дайте мне запасных изменения

    • @SinsRimy
      @SinsRimy 9 лет назад +6

      в конце.

  • @noranewtron8491
    @noranewtron8491 3 года назад

    *Welcome to team fortress, after 9 years of development we hope it was worth the wait*

  • @laghingcast
    @laghingcast 10 лет назад

    W-M1-ing: The act of moving forward and holding down Mouse 1 as the Pyro in Team Fortress 2. Often occurs with Free To Play gamers.

  • @negative8495
    @negative8495 9 лет назад +4

    That ending rap makes me cringe!

    • @duoradar1163
      @duoradar1163 7 лет назад

      JoeysWorIdTour all i can say is, the rap at the end was 5000000× better than todays music AND it had a meaning. So, the rap *wasn't* cringy.

  • @samuraijackoff5354
    @samuraijackoff5354 6 лет назад

    I still cry watching these again,

  • @MrVulcanator
    @MrVulcanator 10 лет назад +16

    There is nothing wrong with the Phlogistinator.

  • @vanitasdeletus8117
    @vanitasdeletus8117 8 лет назад

    Ones does not need to be omnipotent, omniscient, or incredibly charming to recognize your incredible rapping skills.

  • @polka8117
    @polka8117 9 лет назад

    i couldnt stop laughing at the part with the spy hitting the roof, and the falling scout

  • @VoiceKulaka
    @VoiceKulaka 10 лет назад +2

    "Дайте мне запасных изменения"XDD
    If you translate this back to english it would be something like:"Give me spare changes" lol

  • @Freddy210hill
    @Freddy210hill 10 лет назад

    Congratulations on reaching 1,000,000 views!

  • @thejohn2617
    @thejohn2617 8 лет назад

    I confirm this as 100% accurate and it happens to nearly everybody in every game.

  • @maksuree
    @maksuree 6 лет назад

    -blue avatar
    -blu spawn
    -red UI
    -red signs at spawn
    MY BRAIN

  • @matthewjones6786
    @matthewjones6786 5 лет назад +1

    4:39 "I'm using tilt controls!"

  • @doofis16
    @doofis16 5 лет назад

    The original How it Feels to Play Series!

  • @benclaps
    @benclaps 6 лет назад

    2:08 didn’t know rag dolls could talk. I thought they only open their mouths to scream. I was wrong.

  • @thatfaunguy
    @thatfaunguy 6 лет назад

    "Slap my hand"
    *tries to kill*
    *gets killed*
    .
    .
    .
    "Slap my hand"

  • @DFFfanalltheway
    @DFFfanalltheway 6 лет назад

    A part of the magic in the world died when they removed Quickplay.

  • @alphadoge642
    @alphadoge642 8 лет назад

    that demo was more clueless then a zoomed in sniper

  • @newman6434
    @newman6434 5 лет назад

    3:00 isnt the epitomy of embarrassing. Its the reason you should start spamming the nest if u see sappers on it. That demo shoulda killed da spee.

  • @Nivec217
    @Nivec217 6 лет назад

    The lightwarp in 2012 is beautiful

  • @araxamasterimidias2522
    @araxamasterimidias2522 10 лет назад

    7:36 The BLU Engy drops a RED Pomson, instead of a BLU one.

  • @geek_x4565
    @geek_x4565 8 лет назад +1

    That beginning clip is exactly what I did to someone as well.

  • @remiratat
    @remiratat Год назад +1

    the ragdols were funny then and they are still hilarious now

  • @nialltomy15
    @nialltomy15 10 лет назад

    We need An Intellectual Documentary on Valve Servers #2

  • @mmmzzz13579
    @mmmzzz13579 9 лет назад

    The google translate on the homeless heavy said "Help me, give me spare modifications (changes)." In russian ofc lol.

  • @Busters2005
    @Busters2005 4 года назад

    oh dang I got this in my recommended and its 8 years old, lol

  • @antonius7851
    @antonius7851 4 года назад +2

    DAMN It´s been a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time

  • @ingold1470
    @ingold1470 4 года назад +1

    Who wrote the subtitles? Has RUclips's bot become so advanced that it identifies the classes for each tf2 voice line?

  • @NewgirlNola
    @NewgirlNola 3 года назад +1

    This new channel looks pretty promising! I can’t wait to see where this “lazy purple” guy ends up in... oh I dunno, 8 years? I mean it’s not like he’s gonna become one of the greatest TF2 youtubers of all time or something like that.

  • @ziee2301
    @ziee2301 7 лет назад

    7:19 bringing a twist to the saying no tf2 player looks up

  • @coolchouzhao
    @coolchouzhao 7 лет назад

    1:17 heavy balance in pyro update in a nutshell

  • @Patchedd
    @Patchedd 10 лет назад +1

    Its not just at 100k: its nearly 1 mil right now

  • @Kvz2011
    @Kvz2011 10 лет назад

    Every team, every server, 3 snipers.

  • @paulmendoza9646
    @paulmendoza9646 5 лет назад

    No in any situation you always need more spy. It's acutely better if the whole team goes spy.

  • @NobodyRoxasXIIII
    @NobodyRoxasXIIII 10 лет назад

    0:18 IMA RUN AROUND WITH THE SMG ONLY

  • @spacemarine6550
    @spacemarine6550 5 лет назад

    That medic healing the spy thing happened to me when I was a spy

  • @randomxgenerator7288
    @randomxgenerator7288 10 лет назад

    there are these, the unbalanced servers, and then the servers that are mostly empty that the small-ones take over to grind achievements because they are too lazy to go to an achievement server

  • @sh0t395
    @sh0t395 7 лет назад

    1:07 almost got wacked by a wrench spies worst enemy except pyro

  • @Envy1359
    @Envy1359 7 лет назад

    Finally I found this video after so long.

  • @mrashton84
    @mrashton84 10 лет назад

    dude this video was hilarious. Awesome job!

  • @prankstermcgrail4458
    @prankstermcgrail4458 10 лет назад

    When you try to wrangle a sapped sentry...

  • @lucretia3688
    @lucretia3688 4 года назад

    the song at the start is system of a down -radio

  • @cheflau5297
    @cheflau5297 9 лет назад

    Queen songs= best queen songs on tf2 vid= wet dream

  • @samgafford2371
    @samgafford2371 4 года назад

    This vid is eight years old. What was I doing eight years ago? Going to school?

  • @kapjoteh
    @kapjoteh 6 лет назад

    7:50 10/10 Google translate
    I am of the enjoy to survive with a certain degree of danger, also

  • @bsmig5450
    @bsmig5450 6 лет назад

    4:39
    *I’M RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YOU*

  • @duoninexcore
    @duoninexcore 4 года назад

    So this was the 2012 juudolf

  • @Goober-T6
    @Goober-T6 2 года назад

    Ah, how i miss the old days.

  • @NobodyRoxasXIIII
    @NobodyRoxasXIIII 10 лет назад

    0:11 IM GOING TO BE THE BEST SNIPER EVER

  • @m3m3d_
    @m3m3d_ 4 года назад

    tfw lazy hasn't updated his "newest project" link in the description.

  • @Nick-qw2ue
    @Nick-qw2ue 5 лет назад

    Ah..the good old days

  • @pUfFybaLl-uu6fi
    @pUfFybaLl-uu6fi 5 лет назад

    That heavy was lagging like baldi 🏫

  • @WinRar64BitDownload
    @WinRar64BitDownload 7 лет назад

    2:41 Can't touch dis