Keqing Up on The Account [Genshin Impact Swords Only]
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
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Swords Only in Genshin Impact can be quite challenging at times. However, as the self-proclaimed master of "Weapon" Only challenges in this game, I am able to best any obstacle (probably).
Sumeru and 3.0 are finally here. This means we can get our hands on Dendro Traveler, as well as explore a new region. Honestly, we do a whole bunch of random stuff in this one. Even attended Genshin Impact's school picture day event... Do people even read this?
MiHoYo (Now HoYoVerse) put out a tweet saying "Polearm Impact"... So I decided to take it upon myself to make a new account, but only use characters who wield a sword because absolutely nobody asked me to.
Link to the Swords Only Playlist:
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wow that was a sad excuse for a sponsor
ok you yot me
Haha,joking on you,I ALREADY GOT IT MUAHAHAHAHA NO MORE MONEY FOR LE CUP
Hi
"Why are you watching this?"
Well, because you have an agreeable voice, a likeable personality, and you are funny. I really enjoy your series and your Humor, i woud watch these Videos even if you are just running around, gathering Material or exploring.
best ad i've ever seen.
team: has Bennett AND Kaeya
Java: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
[*] Kaeya
pls i was yelling at my screen 😭
Funny enough, i only today noticed that the last challenge has Heizhou. I kinda forgot that he's a catalyst when i was doing catalyst only run on that event. Sometimes you just forget what weapon this or that character uses.
Yes lmao he noticed the other team with 2 sword users
He could've literally alternated between Kaeya and Bennett or just use Kaeya because Kaeya can self heal and his burst has damage but he didn't lmao.
MeLt
“Oh no. I’ve got to solo this with Bennet”
Kaeya just standing there, flipping a coin, twirling his trusty… polearm?
i almost didnt get the joke, i was this close to correct you lol
@@tetept4 Srry did you mean correcting I don’t want to sound mean but don’t think about correcting people if you can’t think about correcting yourself
@@Che3z5 I guess *your* English is absolutely perfect, huh?
@@Che3z5 it was never that serious
@@leenasunay1881 no but he was trying to correct people when he spells worse.
poor Kaeya... Not only do most players forget his existance, but even in Swords Only he's ignored
It’s hard out here being a Kaeya main 😔 lol
rip me, a kaeya main
As he should
i got c1 and everything changed
Tru
20:27
“Oh God, I have to solo this with Bennett”
Kaeya sitting there waiting to be used
That pained me to see
"Keqing dismount the frog." HAD ME CRYING😭😭
Ikr 💀💀
My keqing did that earlier and seeing him also suffer from keqing riding a frog killed me lol
11:05 timestamp for me
Fr😂😭
timestamp?
"With every flat stat possible"
Elemental Mastery : Honey I'm just an illusion
Well Elemental mastery is also a flat stat
@@skyK7711 That's the point-
Well elemental mastery is the only GOOD flat stat so i guess that doesn't count
@@odeyalkolover Geo characters are looking at you. It's still a flat stat and it doesn't give everyone a bonus to dmg.
@@Luwumine it's still generally good, the vast majority of characters benefit from em. only ones i can see that wouldn't are mono geo and physical teams
Fun fact; those mushrooms that Xingqiu are bouncing on at the start of the video are part of a coop only chest. Get another player to bounce on the mushrooms and one will spawn.
Also, you can adjust Paimon's voice volume in settings, and there's an achievement that gives primos for making her repeat her "test voice" dialogue 4 times.
20:27 "I have to solo this with Bennett" I guess Kaeya isn't a sword character anymore
He stole Diluc’s Claymore ig 🤷🏼♀️
Not gonna lie the 'dark mode or flash bang mode' may have convinced me to give GX a try solely on the principle that you made me laugh so hard water came out my nose and I respect that.
Are you okay? Genuinely, I am concerned.
I use flashbang mode on GX lmaoo
“Keqing dismount the frog.” HELP THAT PART HAD ME ROLLING
20:45 kaeya: "im not even here baby im just a hallucination"
I like listening to you ramble while catching up on the state of things in whatever account. You have a nice voice. And may I say that I really appreciate that not only have you organized your series into playlists, you carefully put those playlists into the proper chronological order rather than just dumping them in the YT reverse default? It's so nice.
Poor forgotten Kaeya in that one challenge though...
Java. Please. I beg. Click the check box when locking an artifact so it doesn't show again, please-
JavaLocke
he's gonna ignore you just to spite you knowing java
After 3 monas, I got keqing a literal year after starting my genshin account. I got her as my second 5 star(the first was a Skyward spine) on standard banner. Mona is my 50/50 curse.
May you donate a mona please?
You know you can give me your Mona i woudnt mind 💅
i hope you get mona
Bro same I am cursed with mona I lost my 50/50 to thignari to her, got her on standard and got her on my second pull on noelles banner
Congrats! After a year and a half of playing, i still dont have my diluc tho..
He didnt use kaeya 😅😅
Kaeya looked so hurt watching him run with bennet😅
I know right when I saw that I he didn't see that he has kaeya i was like "Java are you blind or something?!?!"
It physically hurt me to see him not using kaeya in that one round and just solo-ed it with benny boi
((
That really hurt me
"I have to solo with Bennett"
Kaeya also in the party: am I a joke to you?
Tip for collecting plants such as the naku weed. Try to get the seed dispenser (can't remember which region but its a reward for one of the region reputation levels). When collecting next time, equip the seed dispenser and it will collect both the plant as well as the seeds which can then be planted in the serenitea pot.
Seed dispenser is my go go item honestly.... naku weeds, lamp grass, violet grass.... all the random shit
Of only we could plant Colleis mushrooms
the fact that you miss only 4 characters on this account (Nilou, Ayato, Jean, Qiqi) and 2 on the other (Kokomi, Yae) is crazy to me, damn...good luck on getting them all! :)
Totaly ignoring Keaya
me: absolutely enthralled and entertained by java using yelan to walk away from the samachurl
java: why do people watch this.
Im watching your videos since a few months and im never disappointed by what you're doing ! :D Just keep going, i really like to have a nice little genshin impact video after college, even if its just event or whatever nonesense myhoyo like to do. :D
Since i've discovered your channel i fully gained back my will to play the game and actually enjoy it. Every single one of your videos is just so relaxing to me, im literally in love with them and i wouldnt mind even a full Sumeru exploration dedicated episode, or even a material farming one. Keep up with the great work Java
"Do I really have to solo this with Bennett"
Kaeya: I'm not even here
Literally anything: Hey
Me: I sleep
Java: *uploads*
Me: Ohoho? What’s this?
To remove the "highly dangerous" warning, you need to level at least one of the characters in your team to lvl 86. I just did so with my Kazuha today and it's no longer saying that
Java, we watch this because you’re frickin hilarious and you spark joy ^^
fun fact if u let le goff's balloon get destroyed nothing happens and he still thanks you after you clear out the hillichrls (atleast thats what happened when i did it)
Xingqui gliding champion if liyue
nice beel pfp :)
Now i want a Co op race between Amber, Xingqui and Collei ^^
Amber could never
I've been WAITING for this moment
Thanks man you just made my day✨
“I have to solo this with Bennett”-Java
…-kaeya
16:14
"The anime will probably come out in 2024" me watching this in 2025 knowing that's not true 😭😭😭...
The editing for 18:25 made me laugh (As all your videos do).
It's also so fun to see the account getting stronger with each video, but also to see you enjoying yourself and finding workarounds to obstacles. You have a lot more patience than I do, lol.
That sponsor voice was very funny lmaoooo u sounded like a robot.
I got Opera recently actually from sponsors from yours and another channel I watch. I have tabs. I needed it. Thank you for reminding me how to access the settings lol.
For Kuki's Naku Weeds, I highly recommend purple Zapdos island. There's a lot along the spector farming route (TP to cat shrine and then go east and go along the coastline. After where Raiden berry/flowers spawn, the Naku weeds show up. And the local archon statue has a good cluster on its hill. Plus, it lets you farm spectors for Kuki!)
I wont recover from that Sponsor transition
no matter how many one weapon accounts are made swords only will have a place in my heart
Never thought I’d hear Opera Gliding Xingqiu
"Once the desert drops, there is NO WAY I'm gonna be entering it for a while" I can already sense that this is gonna age very poorly when he pulls Nilou in 3.1 and indeed needs to go to the desert very soon 😂
Ok u asked why I watch this so:
-nice caracter
-love the Humor
-and for some reason I always feel better when I watch ur vidios after a long day .-.
So just a big thank u for that 🌚
"I have to solo this with Bennett"
Kaeya: *I'm not even here, I'm a hallucination~*
20:25 Kaeya: 🧍♂️
This is the first time I've actually watched an entire sponsor segment and I loved it, it was funny and made me laugh a lot
10/10 would watch again
I love seeing the progression of these accounts you make no matter how boring they might get sometimes. They are great to listen to in the background while I do other things.
ohhh...
now i know why mihoyo nerfed the specters :D
because of the flying fungi..
Those guys(flying fungi) can fly up SOOOO HIGHHH
i have no memory of writing this.
You're playing a game I love, your voice sounds relaxing and your humour is on point. You could literally run in a circle for a while video and I'd still probably watch.
The sponsor part is so funny lmao
Felt appropriate to say this on the video that convinced me to get it. Finally decided to get Opera GX, mostly to help de-lag Genshin, and im loving it. Thank you for the really funny ad, i love watching it :)
Imagine coming back from school and seeing javathecup downloaded a sword only challenge ✨
You could just take the picture in the beginning and then leave the domain. It worked for me. All you have to do is capture 7 weakness in the beginning and you will still get the primos
I did exactly that on my alt
this is the first ad within a youtube video i've watched to the end. that was a journey
When he said "Omega primordial bathwater demon" I just busted down laughing
20:30 bro ignored about kaeya like my crush ignores me
I love watching your videos because it's like background sound while I do other things, you always talk funny lol
I agree striking a pose was the best part in the camera event
the amount of smug Klee pics I got while rifthounds are after her lmao . way too many it was very funny
that sponsorship was cool, i didnt skip it. i was literally laughing during the advertisement. man-
ive heard the opera gx sponsor a dozen of times but java really made it entertaining to sit through. like how he nonchalantly says light mode is flashbang
It is not so much about the content itself than the commentary and the funny way it is delivered that we (ot atleast I) watch the series. I am a person with an extremely bad luck and Java is probably the first other person with such bad luck that i have ever seen. It is so relatable i can't just not enjoy it!
Omega primordial bathwater demon… well that’s something
You asked why I watch this when you're just collecting Naku Weeds, personally, I find it calming and something to just relax to. Like a podcast.
We're watching this because you're the only one who actually tried to do the highest score with weapon only instead of immediately leaving (or the only one I've seen)
I can't be the only one who doesn't get bored with these videos
25:40 honestly ... I watch your videos before I go to bed, don't get me wrong I think your videos are pretty relaxing 👀
ok but you gotta appreciate how creative Java gets with the sponsors
when java said "if you're not already asleep yet" i was reminded that i usually watch swords only / spells only when im lying in bed about to fall asleep.... haha
in all seriousness i love these series!
I think you are very entertaining. It's not about the gameplay, but how you present it. You could probably make watching grass grow entertaining.
OK OK LMAO THAT TRANSITION TO ADD WAS FUNNY AS HELL
Ok but the sponsored bit was very well done and pretty amusing to watch :D
These puns get wor- I mean better everyday
You’re like one of the only not bad genshin streamers/youtubers
He’s basically like every other genshin RUclipsr wdym? Tired and overused jokes, and unfunny comedic acts, being dumb on purpose things like that He’s just one of the RUclipsrs that are just their for being their honestly I don’t understand why he has growth but I guess people like the series of swords only and all that.
Jokes on you Java, I already have Opera downloaded!
Woahhhh love your vids man let’s go swords only!!!!!
That's amazing how entertaining could be a video that was about nothing special.. Java, you're a genius
running around waiting for kamera was actually hilarious 😂
20:29 "I have to solo this with Bennet".
Me: Kaeya who is literarily another sword user is also in the party....
cyno watched your videos and Decided to try and be as funny as you, clearly it worked
Why do people watching? Well hard to tell for everyone.. I personally love how you overcome the challenges you putted yourself into and your voice is so smooth
I have three accounts myself so I understand how boring it is to repeat events but primos are primos so press thak skip button very quick :D
Good luck with sumeru and continue on with those series
Keqing,Dimount The Frog. Probably the funniest thing you've ever said
I know he complains how he makes bad content but like I love it 😭😭😭 I love just seeing him go around and doing stuff and just talking 🤷♀️
Y do i watch ur vids? Cuz you have a very unique and entertaining personality and a chill voice, enough to calm me.. but not make me fall asleep
I SWEAR THE “keqing DISMOUT THE FROG” WAS HILARIOUS I WAS DYING
I have been waiting for a video a long time ago and finally it's here
I ALWAYS LOVE JAVAS VIDEOS THEY ARE SO FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING
I really enjoy your content!! even if it's you collecting naku weed I am always so excited to see a new upload and it always makes my day! thanks for your amazing commentary and for making me laugh so hard with your puns! you are definitely one of my favourite content creators out there ^^♡
"You can't take pictures while taking a picture."
Actually, you can. Also, I would very much recommend formally adopting the rule that if the game gives you a party consisting of only trial characters and does not let you use your own characters, then it's a blind spot and you can just use the trial party to get through the situation and get on with it.
“Why do people watch this” because you have a nice voice and you’re extremely entertaining
happy new yearrr
In my opinion yeah sumeru has lots of content esp for end game players and there is more coming but you shouldn’t worry too much because we probably won’t get more to explore for another year obviously other than events, you might be a little late to the exploring but it doesn’t matter as long as you upload 😭
I use Opera GX, and man it's so good!! I love the animated wallpapers!!
20:28 “i have to solo this with Bennett” *kaeya crying in the background*
Just cause you didnt show It in the video, theres a bunch of Naku Weed in Inazuma near the Narukami Shrine, following the path from Kamisato's state
An unexpected Yoimiya told me so......
That thumbnail is just 10/10
As much as i hate collecting naku weeds myself, I do enjoy you doing it
20:28 Kaeya:I’m not even there I’m a hallucination
That was the smoothest transition to a sponsor I've ever seen
this made my day!! a swords only video aa
i alreday downloaded it on ur sponsor bro but still the way u spoke about it 😄😄😄😄😄
java: why are u guys here im just rambling
me every time java put out a video: yes this is the content I need
Bro that was the least smooth sponsor slide in but I'm all in for it
DISMOUNT THE FROG
when he forgot that kaeya was in the trial characters too, with bennett 😭