The creativity these boys put into describing what someone looks like (a human goldfish cracker, a human punch, a human sippy-cup, like he's been holding his breath for two weeks, etc.) never ceases to amaze me because they're so wild but always so darn accurate
I had an arby's interview last week. 20 minutes after i watched this video, they called me back and told me i got the job. thank you arby for your blessing
When you get a notification for a new Monster Factory video while in class and you just have to sit there and stare at the thumbnail. You cannot focus. You look at your notes and realize that you have written "good, good boys" over and over again.
Honestly having Pat here not only blends in but lends like a spiritual guide quality to this video in that he can gently let them know ALL their options to really juice their creation.
I legitimately just had a coworker approach me in the break room and ask me if I was okay, because I had my head and was shaking I was crying so hard. Thank you so much, my good good boys.
9:50 my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother and me
I just fucking listened to the MBMBAM episode where Justin talks about his obsession with the Arby's croissant roast beef sandwich.... It's like 4 years old
He stands over me when I have sleep paralysis, but it's only because he's just punched my sleep paralysis demon in the face and now he's gently shaking me awake.
Yeah I think that's what Jesus did it's right there in the bible. Fed the 5000, walked on water, prophesied about Polygon videos, died for our sins. It's all there!
kenrick encinas not sure if this is a universal thing but when I got tested for epilepsy (also non photosensitive) they put wires on my head that monitored my brain activity plus a heart rate monitor and then literally flashed a strobe light in my face at increasing an frequency
I've said this enough times about their creations now that it's lost all meaning to me, but THIS is genuinely upsetting to look at with the eyes. He looks like a college art professor.
What a time to be alive with games like this where I can make a near perfect reproduction of Sloth from The Goonies and have him wrestle Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Accidentally watching this on its 5 year anniversary just made my day. Wrestling Monster Factory episodes should be their own genre, they're incredible
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Arby! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Arby? - Adult Cool? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Arby, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adult Cool. - Hey, Arby. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Arby. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adult Cool, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adult Cool, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Arby! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Arby, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Arby, what do you think I should... Arby? Arby! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! RUclips YOU COWARDS, LET ME POST THE FULL BEE MOVIE SCRIPT. THIS IS WHY TRUMP IS PRESIDENT.
no matter how many years go by, the fact that those teeth mechanics were just In The Game remains insane to me. like that feels like a highly specialised mod for VERY specific perverts
25:45 - 26:28 had me laughing so fucking hard I was crying. I was having an awful morning but I think I've got the strength to go on because of this video. Thank you boys
Either he is the arby witch’s father or her son or in a weird self fulfilling time loop where he is both her father and her son and possibly even his own dad if we wanna get freaky about it, and you know we gonna.
13:07 I have seen this man busking on Pearl St in Boulder. He plays like an excellent led zeppelin -ish electric guitar backing riff but it's just him solo. I love him. He looks exactly like this.
i fucking lost it when they're talking about the drawing on the side being the caricature for his late night talk show. like there are actual tears streaming down my face
love going back through the WWE episodes particularly to see foreshadowing of future characters, like Snack Braff's excellent shoes making an appearance at 20:45
You guys should consider using Wildstar for a Monster Factory episode. The sliders are enough that you could make an exceptionally horrifying character, it's free, aaaaand if I'm being honest, I would love to try to attract some people into playing it. It's a solid MMO with a great (if not small) community and I think it would be a fun time. If that weren't enough of a draw, the housing system is one of the most robust out there for a game like this. You guys could literally build anything in there. ANYTHING. Feel free to shoot me a message if you try it out. I'll hook you up with mad in-game cash, yo.
18:26 justin: “a lip ring might be fun” Griffin: “ is what i said... in college” IS THIS TRUE???? DO WE HAVE PHOTO EVIDENCE???? I NEED TO SEE IT,,, ITS FOR SCIENCE
The Goku hair finally cemented it in my mind. The people who make these character creators are absolutely having a chuckle about them. I wasn't sure for so long because the atmosphere of the UIs and the rest of the game are always so serious looking, but there is no longer any doubt in my mind.
The creativity these boys put into describing what someone looks like (a human goldfish cracker, a human punch, a human sippy-cup, like he's been holding his breath for two weeks, etc.) never ceases to amaze me because they're so wild but always so darn accurate
My favorite was "He looks like a human ransom note" referring to the boy mayor of second life
also, “this looks racist for a race that does not exist!” is a good one
“his face looks like a water slide. and i don’t even know what i mean by that!”
@@canijust101 my favorite line.
Or your just biased bc your all freaks and freaks ban together
"He looks like a mascot of a cereal that everyone hates" is probably the greatest sentence i have ever heard in my entire life
it's pretty choice
"He's being a very good boy right now" carries the terrifying implication that Arby _could be resisting their efforts._
This implies that Hungry Faced Gil ended up being a very bad boy.
"you can completely customize your tooth experience"
I just love how pat plays the straight man in the most chaotic way
"i've got some very good news about the adjustability of the body oil settings in this game"
That dance sequence was the best thing that's ever happened to me
Ryan Geyer I wish I could have seen it but there were too many tears
It's the hardest I've laughed in I don't know how long. Goddamn!
I thought Griffin might have logged back in during editing just to do that and then their laughter slowly started filtering in
Yeah me too. This is it. Life has peaked.
SAME. I really thought it was editing and it was even better when I realized it was live.
I had an arby's interview last week. 20 minutes after i watched this video, they called me back and told me i got the job. thank you arby for your blessing
hey do you still work at arby's
can you get me some of that good beef
Employment video
i hope at some point during your time working at arby's you've shown your manager or coworkers this video
Should I work at Arby’s?
The boys are back in town and the town cannot take it.
I don't know if they say this in the video, but this is literally the first comment that's made me actually laugh out loud and I love you for it.
the town hates it
Rusty Shacklferd But it also sort of loves it, though, huh?
hello sir francis york morgan
Pat: "You can do this with the entire border of his head, as well."
Griffin: *Accelerated and excited breathing*
I really wish more games had in-depth teeth customization.
me at the beginning of the video: boys you've made a mistake
me at the end: THAT'S MY DAD
this is the perfect description of every monster factory video ever.
✨boogie woogie woogie woogie✨
Could he be the son of the legendary Arby's Witch?
arby's warlock, the twin brother of the arby's witch
They both hail from the fabled Wizard Hut
no the Arby’s witch is his wife, it’s their anniversary and all of their many many sons are here too and they have appropriate signs for this event
you forgot his ghost sleeve wife??
Well clearly the Arby's witch encountered a rival Mcdonald's witch and now she's a ghost sleeve. But one day she will return!
i could watch a full hour of them syncing his poses to music
When you get a notification for a new Monster Factory video while in class and you just have to sit there and stare at the thumbnail. You cannot focus. You look at your notes and realize that you have written "good, good boys" over and over again.
Charles Teames monster factory gothic
Honestly having Pat here not only blends in but lends like a spiritual guide quality to this video in that he can gently let them know ALL their options to really juice their creation.
I legitimately just had a coworker approach me in the break room and ask me if I was okay, because I had my head and was shaking I was crying so hard.
Thank you so much, my good good boys.
My boyfriend told me NOTHING could be so funny to have me laugh crying. I told him he didn't understand.
The show is NSFW because you'll be fired for laughing so hard
I want even more boys made in this game, this episode made me cry from laughing
sami I cried so hard I couldn’t see the screen, and laughed so long my face hurt!
This put me through enjoyable laughing pain, plz do more XD
Intense lore on this guy
9:50 my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother, my brother my brother and me
We are now freinds.
I actually counted that, checks out.
An advice show for the wrasslin' era
My one joy in life is the bottom of the t-shirt flying our around him as he poses
That dance break was fantastic
I just fucking listened to the MBMBAM episode where Justin talks about his obsession with the Arby's croissant roast beef sandwich....
It's like 4 years old
Literally the best part
this guy stands over me when i have sleep paralysis
Hes's your protector, do not fear
hey that's my dad you're talking about
He doesn't stand, he vogues
He stands over me when I have sleep paralysis, but it's only because he's just punched my sleep paralysis demon in the face and now he's gently shaking me awake.
I literally had a prophetic dream about this. A year ago I dreamt Pat was a guest on monster factory and they were messing with teeth. Am I Jesus?
GhostBunny you are the new, chosen, prophetic Arby's witch of a generation
Yeah I think that's what Jesus did it's right there in the bible. Fed the 5000, walked on water, prophesied about Polygon videos, died for our sins. It's all there!
Jesus wouldn't dream about that because it's sinful
Teeth are Jesus' fetish. Just saying.
@@mikehenderson7907 I don’t think I’ve ever seen those words in that order before
Watching him try to blink is HEARTBREAKING
how is pat gill just like, passively the funniest man on earth
Flashing lights warning starting at 1:40 for any other polygon fans with epilepsy! (Don't worry, mine isn't photosensitive, I was fine)
Don't have epilepsy myself, but just letting you know you're awesome for warning others.
i don’t have epilepsy either, but i wanted to appreciate you for being such a good human being. you go, kitty. :)
THANK YOU omg
is there a method to test for that kind of thing? just curious.
kenrick encinas not sure if this is a universal thing but when I got tested for epilepsy (also non photosensitive) they put wires on my head that monitored my brain activity plus a heart rate monitor and then literally flashed a strobe light in my face at increasing an frequency
Arby McDonald looks like the kind of guy who would tell fun facts about Frank Zappa to random strangers at a bar.
I've said this enough times about their creations now that it's lost all meaning to me, but THIS is genuinely upsetting to look at with the eyes. He looks like a college art professor.
Lilithlify I love the implication that all art professors are equally horrifying to look at lol
I went to art school, trust me. They are.
hey quick question can you give an oscar to a youtube video
I know I'm late but all the Second Life episodes won Oscars actually.
I've needed a new video so bad. I literally watch these everyday when I get ready for work. I needed fresh meat.
i'm so torn between liking and disliking this comment for the last sentence
I think that in fiction Arby is probably the exact fucking opposite of fresh meat
“He went from little ghoul to guy who might still be in Black Sabbath” is literally so fuckinh funny 😭💖
3:47 - Griffin’s *“NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO!!”* is so magical, it needs to be a ringtone.
Hmm, so this is what Angus' grandfather looked like
The memory of his name faded long ago
HOLY SHIT
oh deAR
Once the tank top came on, all I could see in that moment was Indrid...
i was about to comment that omg
Here's a deep lore cut I would like to propose: Is Arby Mcdonald related to Angus Mcdonald? Discuss
Henry Kathman ‘angus’ is short for ‘angus beef’
Angus's grandpa whose name was forgotten
hate this
"He looks like a human sippy cup."
"daddy like." patrick _no_
yes yes yessss
polarbethy Justin says this all the time to be fair
YES YES Y E S DADDY LIKES
I personally blame having to share a body with Simone for this
UH HEY WHAT UP SUPERMEGA SQUAD
What a time to be alive with games like this where I can make a near perfect reproduction of Sloth from The Goonies and have him wrestle Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Pat's presence was a very good choice tbh.
+Reginald the Shopkeeper definitely. I hope Dr. Wrestling will join us in the second part too
I think Arby is basically what my neighbors see when I step out to get the mail in the morning.
My God this is spectacular. Love having Pat - excuse me, Dr. Wrestling - on here for his expertise as well. Thank you so much for this Friday gift. 👍
Rebecca Graves +1 * infinity
He's doctor patrick wrestling
Accidentally watching this on its 5 year anniversary just made my day.
Wrestling Monster Factory episodes should be their own genre, they're incredible
how is he connected to the Arby's witch please, lore experts
an arby's man? winning the chamPEENship?
*i'd like to see ya try*
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Arby! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Arby?
- Adult Cool?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Arby, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adult Cool.
- Hey, Arby.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Arby.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adult Cool, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adult Cool, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.
- Six miles, huh?
- Arby!
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.
- Maybe I am.
- You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?
That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!
- Arby, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.
Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.
- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
- You want to go first?
- No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
mite wrangler. Arby, what
do you think I should... Arby?
Arby!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?
- Out there.
- Oh, no!
I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
- Thank you.
- OK.
You got a rain advisory today,
and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,
hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!
- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,
bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.
- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
RUclips YOU COWARDS, LET ME POST THE FULL BEE MOVIE SCRIPT. THIS IS WHY TRUMP IS PRESIDENT.
RB is Arby's witch's son.
Zoe Fey Hall What is this? I don’t evem
That's his wife who now lives in his armband
no matter how many years go by, the fact that those teeth mechanics were just In The Game remains insane to me. like that feels like a highly specialised mod for VERY specific perverts
I GENUINELY googled Alice Cooper 15-30 seconds before Justin said his name, because I wanted to see if my look-alike vibes were right. They were.
At 10:10 was gettin Goonies vibes definitely
joe grimes he does look like Sloth.
25:45 - 26:28 had me laughing so fucking hard I was crying. I was having an awful morning but I think I've got the strength to go on because of this video. Thank you boys
Pat’s celebrity analogies are on point
The Peter Gabriel reference killed me
this is the first episode where i experienced actual visceral body horror
final pam? no, she rocked the wasteland face. arby made my teeth hurt
So how much screwing around with the poses had to be edited out? I'm assuming you filled a hard drive with footage.
I will never recover from "I've got some very good news about the adjustability of the body oil settings in this game."
As someone who had to have most of my baby teeth pulled, the teeth removal section of this video was viscerally terrifying
hmm. I imagine it would be.
Eva Jeffers Did you have to have them pulled bc they didn't fall out on their own?
melcyeh yeah I had a few fall out on their own when I was like six and then the rest just stayed chilling in my mouth so they had to go
Thank GOD they made Arby dance at the end, Jorstin dancing in the last WWE character creator was iconic and legendary
Toe to tip, this is a sports.
The sequence of Arby's good good poses at the end is still one of my favorite things in the entire world
Pat Gill is The Dave Meltzer Of Gaming Entertainment
Five Star Comment
woulda been a 6 star comment if you had mentioned Kenny Omega and/or Kazuchika Okada
DAMN THATS A DEEP CUT
Monster Factory at Tokyo Dome.
Either he is the arby witch’s father or her son or in a weird self fulfilling time loop where he is both her father and her son and possibly even his own dad if we wanna get freaky about it, and you know we gonna.
Just like Shatterstar
i didn't read the description, so pat being in this episode was a lovely surprise
2:48 is what I imagine an adult who's never lost their baby teeth looks like
I can't wait to see all the monster factory episodes for the official XFL games
13:07 I have seen this man busking on Pearl St in Boulder. He plays like an excellent led zeppelin -ish electric guitar backing riff but it's just him solo. I love him. He looks exactly like this.
HELLLLOOOOOOOO MONSTER FACTORY! WRESTLE BOYS! READY TO GO!
In our hour of need, our boys have returned!
i fucking lost it when they're talking about the drawing on the side being the caricature for his late night talk show. like there are actual tears streaming down my face
why is no one talking about how much pat absolutely CARRIED this creation,,, Arby is almost his creature alone w how much he contributed
8:22 oh my god you made the perfect Dreamworks face
25:30 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
love going back through the WWE episodes particularly to see foreshadowing of future characters, like Snack Braff's excellent shoes making an appearance at 20:45
I love the just absolute unfiltered glee when they realized they could customize the teeth
25:45
This is my favorite moment. Like this is my favorite monster factory thing ever... Words can't describe how amazing this is...
wow, the sequel to the goonies went some really weird places with sloth's character arc
Arby looks like John Lennon if he was trapped in a condemned shopping mall for 100 years.
John Lennon reincarnated as a garbage pail kid that grew up.
"You could really thread a Cheeto through that thing!" LOL... the McElroys have their own language, I swear.
25:45 - 26:27 has got to be one of my favorite Monster Factory moments of all time.
Patrick is less outspoken that the brothers, but when he does speak, it's always a banger
🎶he’s got Paul Dano smile🎶 is my favorite thing
I feel like. You could effectively recreate Sloth from the Goonies with this exquisite character creator.
"Smokin'" by Boston. In case anyone plans to dance like this at the bar as I will be doing this weekend.
It was on the radio in GTA San Andreas for those who are trying to remember where they've heard it before.
"I've got some very good news about the adjustibility of the body oil"
Real OGs remember when a Kanye track actually did play at the end
how much will yeezus have to take from us 😪
The fact that after 2 years the part at 26:42 got claimed is a fucking crime and I hate Kanye forever
Do you remember what song it was? I want to recreate the experience
@@chastermief839 Black Skinhead by Kanye.
13:48 he looks like if Mr. Bean was in a hair metal band
Thanks brothers! This is the first monster factory that made me fear for my life!
griffin said “you could really thread a cheeto through those” twice this episode
very excited thank you for my life
"His wife's ghost is in there" Love that Pat joined this one so much
At 10:30 the left half of the face looks like the hunchback of notre dame, and the right half looks like the twisted priest taking care of him
The 'Sorry I had a big night cosplaying batman' was really ahead of its time
You guys should consider using Wildstar for a Monster Factory episode. The sliders are enough that you could make an exceptionally horrifying character, it's free, aaaaand if I'm being honest, I would love to try to attract some people into playing it. It's a solid MMO with a great (if not small) community and I think it would be a fun time. If that weren't enough of a draw, the housing system is one of the most robust out there for a game like this. You guys could literally build anything in there. ANYTHING. Feel free to shoot me a message if you try it out. I'll hook you up with mad in-game cash, yo.
This is the best monster factory ever. I can't believe this series just keeps getting funnier
Is this Angus McDonald's elusive grandfather?
From a distance, Arby looks like a really chill science teacher.
6 years later and I sitll randomly sing "He's got Paul Dano smiiiiile"
The materials for teeth being mostly fabric just have me imagining flaccid teeth flapping in the breeze, drooping from the gums
At 13:15 for some reason I can't unsee a goblin Nicholas Cage.
VerySexyPancake Oooh no now i see it
18:26
justin: “a lip ring might be fun”
Griffin: “ is what i said... in college”
IS THIS TRUE???? DO WE HAVE PHOTO EVIDENCE???? I NEED TO SEE IT,,, ITS FOR SCIENCE
I love the excited hyperventilation when Griffin learns that you can mess with the head as well XD
The comedy of my getting an Arbys ad in the middle of this video cannot be overstated
The thing about it is that this boy is very good.
Hi Dad! Hi Dad! Hi Dad! Hi Dad!
The teeth take this average-looking man and plunge him right into the heart and even the soul of the uncanny valley.
The Goku hair finally cemented it in my mind. The people who make these character creators are absolutely having a chuckle about them. I wasn't sure for so long because the atmosphere of the UIs and the rest of the game are always so serious looking, but there is no longer any doubt in my mind.
13:35 he looks like every member of queen all at once
this has been the best monster factory in a long time. pat's soothing golf commentator voice is perfect