Tyra Banks Has an Amusement Park Now? (feat. Jeff Ross & Dave Attell) - Lights Out with David Spade

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
  • Tyra Banks is opening a supermodel-themed amusement park called ModelLand, and Jeff Ross will absolutely be paying a visit.
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Комментарии • 144

  • @mattcoffern2470
    @mattcoffern2470 4 года назад +64

    I wonder which ride at Modelland breaks down as soon as you mention her father

  • @NickWalkerWilliamson
    @NickWalkerWilliamson 4 года назад +79

    These two should be on every week. They’re built for the one liner format

    • @gusa8006
      @gusa8006 4 года назад +1

      They're both?

    • @gusa8006
      @gusa8006 4 года назад

      @@jeffboon9125 Likewise Mate🙏🙏

  • @HolyNo2
    @HolyNo2 4 года назад +28

    wow that was really high quality banter

  • @salbigelow3118
    @salbigelow3118 4 года назад +47

    I met David Spade in Las Vegas such a cool guy his bodyguard took a photo of us with my phone

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 4 года назад +8

    "jeff..less is more!" 😂😂😂

  • @ryanrobinson446
    @ryanrobinson446 4 года назад +11

    Jeff looks like Buddha in that chair

  • @rg9810
    @rg9810 4 года назад +9

    "Is that the joke?"
    Cut scene.
    Role It, broadcast it. Good to go!

  • @AM-vi4fw
    @AM-vi4fw 4 года назад +17

    We have been screwed for years not having a steady stream of Spade comedy in our lives.

  • @fthisjob6676
    @fthisjob6676 4 года назад +20

    Oh wow, two funny comedians on lights out!

    • @jhonhenry9056
      @jhonhenry9056 4 года назад +3

      Finally

    • @coronaflo
      @coronaflo 4 года назад +2

      @@jhonhenry9056 He has had Jim Carrey, Bill Hader, Adam Sandler, Norm Mcdonald, Dana Carvey on the show.

  • @peterpue7088
    @peterpue7088 4 года назад +8

    2:45 wow jeff ross turning into buddha

  • @FlagtopProductions
    @FlagtopProductions 4 года назад +19

    Why the hell didn't Ben Stiller think this up for Zoolander 2?

  • @crayray1310
    @crayray1310 4 года назад +4

    "So dumb." 😂

  • @Retro932
    @Retro932 4 года назад +4

    They hit it out the park with this one. Great guest David! 👍

  • @Axolotl_Mischief
    @Axolotl_Mischief 4 года назад +21

    Two months from now the crappy spin off park opens in Florida - Instagram Model World.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 года назад

      Kissimmee FL 192 ... theres worse there believe me! 🤯...

    • @brocksdaddy081910
      @brocksdaddy081910 4 года назад +1

      Except there are no rides and every vendor is selling skinny tea.

    • @DrNickRiveria
      @DrNickRiveria 4 года назад

      the rides look more fun than they really are

  • @Ih8GoogleandApple
    @Ih8GoogleandApple 4 года назад +7

    Jeff is on 🔥

  • @landit
    @landit 4 года назад +9

    I like the 3 panel set up.

  • @kmb655
    @kmb655 4 года назад +2

    Netflix needs to get it together and offer Spade a stand-up special.

  • @hollyholy641
    @hollyholy641 4 года назад +2

    @2:45 Ross looks just like Buddah in that pose HAHAHA *side note* I Miss Dave Attell sooooooooooooooo so much!!!

  • @stevemack7110
    @stevemack7110 4 года назад +10

    tilt-a-hurl

  • @darthmarticusLFC
    @darthmarticusLFC 4 года назад +3

    Finally good guests!!

  • @ava198
    @ava198 4 года назад +8

    Emotional rollercoaster bazinga love it comedy gold 🤣

  • @jjgreen5206
    @jjgreen5206 Год назад

    I love how David isn’t scared to go after anyone. And he isn’t afraid to make fun of himself

  • @lurchlogan
    @lurchlogan 4 года назад +20

    Every ride at "Modelland" has a sign posted in front of the entrance to the ride saying "You must be this thin to ride"!! ➡️ ⬅️
    🎢🎡🎠

    • @crayray1310
      @crayray1310 4 года назад +1

      Ahahahaha...!😂

    • @JohnSmith-gq9gn
      @JohnSmith-gq9gn 4 года назад +1

      That won't fly in today's woke SJW world. You MUST include the BBW models or there will be hell to pay. (Big Bloated Wenches)

    • @iluvbooty
      @iluvbooty 4 года назад

      John Smith you realize ‘social justice warriors’ are just childish people you can’t ever argue with right? Doesn’t matter how old they are or what they believe in. People are generally tougher than you think, and THOSE are the people who understand comedy at its core. For instance I’m a 23 y.o Mexican and comedians like Joan Rivers and Bill Burr who are super controversial are some of my favorites, because they know how to make those kinds of jokes clever and appropriate (obviously not for everyone). Similarly, not every big bitch (also like me) is sensitive about their weight, it’s just that bigger people have been put on a pedestal since forever, and when there’s a lot of negativity around you and you’re and easy target for it, it’s easy to start to think negatively, so of course representation is important. But it’s definitely a weird world lol

  • @mossfoobar8322
    @mossfoobar8322 4 года назад +5

    Jeff ross is a legend

  • @paulminorproductions
    @paulminorproductions 4 года назад +21

    Seriously no-one said "Sorry Spade, must be this tall to ride" ?

  • @aubrey310
    @aubrey310 4 года назад +2

    Jeff Ross' outfit looks pretty good

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 2 года назад

    Look at the boots on that chick! ahaha! too funny!

  • @rekaviles
    @rekaviles 4 года назад +1

    Atell! Love that guy, awesome pairing here.

  • @ad8554
    @ad8554 4 года назад +3

    Jeff Ross is hilarious. When he roasted Shaq. One of the funniest things I've seen to this day.

  • @michaelstapleton2768
    @michaelstapleton2768 4 года назад

    I can’t stop watching this show😭😭😭

  • @markyouneva7840
    @markyouneva7840 4 года назад +11

    Modelland --- When you want to eat out when eating out

    • @wywyb88
      @wywyb88 4 года назад

      Where you don't get judged for throwing up after you eat

  • @SFVone
    @SFVone 4 года назад +2

    Anyone remember up all night with dave attell?

    • @kungfukid4124
      @kungfukid4124 4 года назад

      It’s time for another insomnia.

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles4199 4 года назад

    You can't enter unless your BMI is under 7%. You go to get an ice cream cone and somebody yells that you are too fat while you eat it.

  • @MsMaureena
    @MsMaureena 4 года назад +1

    Dees guys!!! Love!!!!! Great show!

  • @hatkins02
    @hatkins02 4 года назад +2

    Damn they both kinda tore up Jeff this segment lol the end with Spade and Atell with the carrying and we’ll be right back joke on Jeff. Finally the Roast master getting BURNED! Love ya tho Jeff lol

  • @RMarxChicky87
    @RMarxChicky87 4 года назад

    This is NOT really an amusement park, this is more of what Tyra Banks considers to be more of an *attraction* type of place & about everyone celebrating their own beauty! It's as simple as that

  • @thecollectorofhobbies340
    @thecollectorofhobbies340 4 года назад

    I thought that was Artie lang minus the hair and coke nose,
    Jeff stop with the ice cream drinking lol !!!

  • @DavidLLambertmobile
    @DavidLLambertmobile 4 года назад +2

    Remember Insomniac? 📺...

  • @Virtual_Vinsanity
    @Virtual_Vinsanity 4 года назад

    Hmm...Wonder if they'll model Handbags.......Holy Schnike!!

  • @mtnslyr
    @mtnslyr 4 года назад +2

    Seriously where is David’s gold rolex?

  • @ivarb629
    @ivarb629 4 года назад +3

    Jeff Ross too quick wit it

    • @ivarb629
      @ivarb629 4 года назад +2

      James McDonagh No I meant that, you know that means “with it” in slang right 😂

    • @doortech8227
      @doortech8227 4 года назад +2

      @@ivarb629 like being "too sick wit it" #truBaby

  • @LastbutNotFirst
    @LastbutNotFirst 4 года назад +4

    i rode all the rides at modelland. not sure which one is my favorite ride.. blue steel, le tigra or ferrari.

    • @incrediblehonky1
      @incrediblehonky1 4 года назад +1

      It’s all the same ride!!! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

    • @LastbutNotFirst
      @LastbutNotFirst 4 года назад +1

      that hansel he's so hot right now

  • @partytime9856
    @partytime9856 4 года назад

    So many amazing jokes, Ross and Attell still fucking got it

  • @OtBe
    @OtBe 4 года назад +4

    $20 says Modelland is going to fail faster than the o-rings did during the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster.

    • @TXMEDRGR
      @TXMEDRGR 4 года назад +4

      Too soon for that joke.

  • @richardharris6058
    @richardharris6058 4 года назад +7

    If David Spade was 6 feet 🦶 tall he would be A list

    • @Android-Zen
      @Android-Zen 4 года назад +3

      Tom cruise.

    • @richardharris6058
      @richardharris6058 4 года назад +3

      Android_Z Perfect example to make my point! Tom Cruise is an amazing actor that overcame his height and people see him as 10 feet tall !!!! unfortunately I don’t think David spade is the equivalency of Tom Cruise in the acting world or comedy world even though I love David spade I love David spade!!! I actually love him more than Tom Cruise for sure but I don’t think the world sees it that way

    • @maxbauer1633
      @maxbauer1633 4 года назад +2

      Spade has a tv Show. TV is bigger than movies these days.

    • @GyroZeppel
      @GyroZeppel 4 года назад +2

      I don’t think one of the A list male actors are even 6 feet tall.

  • @jamesclemons3844
    @jamesclemons3844 4 года назад +2

    You should have a fan on as a guest. I am the man Dave..

  • @toddgarver5397
    @toddgarver5397 4 года назад +3

    When you enter Modelland you are handed a barf bag so you can throw up BEFORE every ride.

  • @PrinceCharmingsMom2930
    @PrinceCharmingsMom2930 4 года назад +1

    Hilarious

  • @disiamtheillusion
    @disiamtheillusion 4 года назад

    Im sure itll be as awesome as planet hollywood was🤣🤣🤣

  • @pedicinalmurposes1269
    @pedicinalmurposes1269 4 года назад

    Ross went full Buddha.

  • @nipunchawla
    @nipunchawla 4 года назад +2

    Spady should invite Ben Stiller, will Ferrell, John c Riley and Vince Vaughn

  • @joshuamartinez2444
    @joshuamartinez2444 4 года назад +9

    David’s making jokes about modelland but where else is he going to get a girl at???? 🤪

  • @miblazej
    @miblazej 4 года назад +2

    It is a shame that my parents do not speak English.

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 4 года назад

      its never too late to learn. try duolingo!

  • @cinqueqwerty
    @cinqueqwerty 4 года назад

    Awsome!

  • @jamestreanor6777
    @jamestreanor6777 4 года назад

    What about the Vapid Rapids?

  • @orionsimerl6539
    @orionsimerl6539 4 года назад

    That was good, at the end, Ross goes who would want to fight a guy named Tyson Fury anyway, Spade killed him with, "is that the joke" LOL. Shit on the king of shitting on people.

  • @brocksdaddy081910
    @brocksdaddy081910 4 года назад +1

    Dave Attell is one of the greatest living comedians- Change my mind

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 4 года назад +1

      noone's ever gonna do that

  • @nipunchawla
    @nipunchawla 4 года назад +1

    Invite Neil Degrass Tyson as a guest too...spadyy

  • @claireosborne692
    @claireosborne692 4 года назад

    And you have to be over 6 foot to get on the rides 😜 x x

  • @mirandapow2230
    @mirandapow2230 4 года назад +2

    What the hell is Ross wearing. And the other guy looks like tony shaloub’s brother

  • @sonjatheierl1
    @sonjatheierl1 4 года назад

    Hahaha tyra is laughing at those jokes all the way to the what? Thuh bank thats right

    • @AQUAPHREESH193
      @AQUAPHREESH193 4 года назад

      Sonja unome u maddd 😂😂😂

    • @sonjatheierl1
      @sonjatheierl1 4 года назад

      @@AQUAPHREESH193 I love david spade though.

  • @breathebreathe2022
    @breathebreathe2022 4 года назад

    Shee actually hiit the marrk

  • @JorgeReyes-ik5tc
    @JorgeReyes-ik5tc 4 года назад +1

    Bumpn'!

  • @danlowe
    @danlowe 4 месяца назад

    Fauci had to release the hounds because Spade was bringing back the format where Ricky Gervais tries out slurs

  • @wbutzke1
    @wbutzke1 4 года назад +1

    Must be 5'11" and 108lbs to ride the ride

  • @murieloduro1274
    @murieloduro1274 4 года назад

    😫😆😆🤣

  • @stevedonahue7956
    @stevedonahue7956 4 года назад +2

    david just needs these two as permanent guests....they arent sjws so we don't get a bunch of white people jokes/PC jokes.....it awesome....

  • @adebrysi
    @adebrysi 4 года назад +2

    weinsteins wild ride hahahahaha

  • @raaedravo
    @raaedravo 4 года назад +1

    That first bomb thing is so dumb

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 4 года назад +1

      the second bomb was good tho

  • @charlesderosas5577
    @charlesderosas5577 4 года назад

    I wanna ride on the zoolander instead.

  • @damaniqphillip2756
    @damaniqphillip2756 4 года назад +1

    Awesome

  • @donaldooten9160
    @donaldooten9160 4 года назад

    HEY GUYS MIDLAND WILL BE JUST FINE AND SHE WILL BE TOO

  • @vamanosninja4143
    @vamanosninja4143 4 года назад

    Weinstein's Wild Ride! hahahah!

  • @edhern619
    @edhern619 4 года назад +1

    Jeff went too much to the puking well

  • @shaydee5641
    @shaydee5641 4 года назад

    Jesus fuck.. the fist bumping was turrible

  • @Pewpewpew6969
    @Pewpewpew6969 4 года назад +2

    Am I the only one who could feel the tension in the room?

  • @bskilla4892
    @bskilla4892 4 года назад +1

    NO token woman comedian on this episode?

  • @teddysalad8227
    @teddysalad8227 4 года назад +1

    Jeff Ross has evolved into a toad.

  • @wjlintz
    @wjlintz 4 года назад

    Ross started strong and then...

  • @matthewriedy896
    @matthewriedy896 4 года назад

    I just realized how Spades shtick is reminiscent of Martin Short, 🤯 legends

  • @davidpollak685
    @davidpollak685 4 года назад

    💣 ed 😢

  • @doggedout
    @doggedout 4 года назад

    So..no women had the balls to panel with Attel and Ross?
    Oh wait..I see what I did there....