I love how albert isnt that one youtuber who begs for likes, subs, comments, bell to be hit, and just gets straight into the video. And has the best merch advertisements. He is also super funny and just makes my day. That's what I love about him
im toilet and ''dear video'' i watched u and AHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I would adopt this toilet, I would feed it, give it a room, lend it a couple bucks, let it have a free life, let it have a family. I can't believe the distraught most toilets go through...
and he doesn’t just go for half of the video “WHATS GOING ON GUYS, today we’re gonna be playing robloxxxx! make sure you comment subscribe and SMASH the like button *promotes merch and promotes companies* *puts 4 ads* now lets get into it
Me watching Flamingo: *"oh crap i need to poo"* Flamingo: *"make sure to give your toilet some love. just give it an extra flush or two"* Me: *"oh i have an excuse"*
Lol my teacher is my sister but idk why anyway she said that and I was like I WANNA BE A TOILET and my sister was like..how am I related to you?and I was like I DON'T KNOW!!!!:D (PS.someone please save me!)
My teacher: “You can be anything when you grow up!” Me: anything?? Teacher: Y͟͟E͟͟S͟͟ A͟͟N͟͟Y͟͟T͟͟H͟͟I͟͟N͟͟G͟͟ Y͟͟O͟͟U͟͟ W͟͟A͟͟N͟͟T͟͟! Me: IM GOING TO BE A HUMAN TOILET!!!!!!!!
(In 2020)Actually right now you'd have order toilet paper on Amazon. EVERYONE is being just a little crazy on hording. People SHOULD be getting lots of food, NOT toilet paper bc of covid 19
I see people saying “Like if you are crying in a toilet.” Let’s beat the system. Like if you have been maniacally laughing in a toilet for 13 years and then finally came out of it only to come to the realization that you forgot your plan to take over to earth and then came up with a plan only for it do dreadfully backfire.
@@zeniaescobar5270 that is not making a point... what I'm saying is that people watched the video and heard him say that. People don't need to say what he already said
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" I'm not gonna let the world bully me, I'm gonna let the world *use* me "
- Albert 2019
Wise man
Snap Tail i think that`s worse than being bullied
@@eckismyfavword5510 yUp
Welp, he's doomed
Lol
I love how albert isnt that one youtuber who begs for likes, subs, comments, bell to be hit, and just gets straight into the video. And has the best merch advertisements. He is also super funny and just makes my day. That's what I love about him
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yeah ik but i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY love ur pfp
@@Bobatea_Gacha1127 thxx
Fr
Ur watching me inside my walls..
Albert: EEEEEEEEEE. Mic: I have feelings too
Albert:hi
Albert:SHUT UP
oml-
I love you hahaha
Y e s
I bet the mic was you know what I aint doing loud stuff makes the EEEE down a notch thats better
albert just predicted the future of skibidi toilets
Holy shit you’re right
Oh no
That’s what I thought lol
Hes onto something
I was gonna say that😭
"Give your toilet an extra two flushes"
*Water companies:* We got them now :)
@Brickhead 5678 lol
Brickhead 5678 it is a spelling Nazi
Oh yea
@@user-yj8yt4xh3u Fixed.
X'D
Car: *has seizure*
Albert: Maybe he needs to commit bowel movement
Omg hi lovers
Children of God gets the holy wataaaa
@@bobbie5396 *your wish is my command*
Chillllllll👌👌👌👌👌
YO TENGO
"Your not a waste of space"
Me: *Yeah he's a space for waste*
Random Motivation underrated
Underrates
Your name goes so perfect with this comment 😂
Random Motivation lLlwhwhbszbJBH
uUhhhhYYGFffffFgGyHyHjJahjwwnssnnsbsbsbbdbdsbsbsb. . . Wat did you say?
Cheta chese’s yurmm
Oh my Mac and cheese
That is so good :0
Albert: asks to be someone's toilet
*actually gets accepted*
Albert: runs away
Albert: " I lost the love of my life."
Kirsten: *triggered*
XD
he's already dumped Kirsten for the toilets
@UC5pvzJGXe-GEKtjuJAskl-w did u just smash ur keyboard
As a toilet
Imani Thompson I made a comment like this.........
1987: we’re going to have flying cars in the future!!!
2019: *double ads*
Not funny and what does that do with is video
Me: *screams at the double adds*
@@-aaa-1232 yes
im bleeding of my pup 0_o
I was thinking that's was error on my phone but....is not
Random Friends: "Do Not Disturb"
Me: *messages them "disturbs"*
"Epicly disturbed"
Me every weekend when I'm bored
I like that ur a epic xbox gamer
Please stop
Spongebob
“I’m emotional and pooping right now”
-Albert, 2019
I just watching and looking at comments and saw rhis
@@rumundy9541 same bro…
2022
“Until I need to toilet”
Ah yes she speaks the language of the gods
Dreamixx Love when I read it I heard it 😂😂😭
@@omqkxm1244 lmao that happens all the time im like WoAh
Lol
Lol XD ;-;
Jane Busto
Kn ml.
Flamingo: “this toilet is hungry for poop”
Me: places down cereal
Me: *then goes to trash and throws up*
*orders ice cream*
I was eating cereal..
What if it was Cocoa puffs
with *force*
1950- were gonna have flying cars in the future
2019- moving toilets looking for a home
Dead meme
Eww Gacha
@@jlandcontactxanime438 Eww oh yea man
Dracoball ewwww your pfp and fortnite
Adrian Aguilera says the one with no subs at all
flamingo's old videos never get old
True 😊
@@kyooooooofor real
WorkingToilet: **breathes**
Albert: “ You’re under arrest for air pollution buster “
-.-
@Andrea Ellis YOU DORTY SCAMMER RAT
@Andrea Ellis MY ACCOUNT STOPPED WORKING
Andrea Ellis yes
@Andrea Ellis 🖕
7:05 is probably my favourite albert scream, it sounds like how finn(from adventure time) screams sometimes 😅
Love
It’s awsome the best scream eve
I want to scream like that
i agree
*A* 7:06
Albert: “I am the *real* toilet”
Toilets: *_Confused Screaming_*
im toilet and ''dear video'' i watched u and AHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gamer Lydia dead meme
Auburame.
I _am_ dead
How do you make the letters lean?
*xd*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Moment of silence for Albert's spit that was perfectly synchronized with the bell in game 7:42
I would adopt this toilet, I would feed it, give it a room, lend it a couple bucks, let it have a free life, let it have a family. I can't believe the distraught most toilets go through...
Yeah, LET IT HAVE A FAMILY OF *TURD* YOU UNCULTURED *NOOB*
Feed the terd and give it a life. Agreeable (:
then once its nice and big you can eat it.
Uh-
Me too
Teacher: "You can be anything you want when you grow up!"
Albert:
Y
Like now
Lol
@wojtek Stasiewicz what?
He is.... special
Hey
Toilet: [Pulls up asking to be my toilet]
me just having taco bell: yeah sure
Lol🤣😂
Taco Bell make me throw up
So I probably see where this is going
Lol that is so XD
God the toilet will definitely regret that......
Were you eating 5 bean burritos?
CONGRATS ON 11 MILL!
YOU HAVE CAME SO FARRRRR
No one:
Albert 2019: a working toilet trying to find a new home
.
@@darwinmarcia7846 .
Brooke Smith I WANT ROUX
.
Bub Entertainment play star rumble NOW
"Hey guys its ya boy working toilet here" LOL 😂
First reply
Sec reply
XD
Shaylo
6th reply
how are you verified
My mom: What are you going to be for halloween?
Me after watching this video: *A toilet*
Lucky I have NO IDEA what to be HELPPPP
Draw with YuB is awesome be a rat
Draw with YuB is awesome do you like animals?
Draw with YuB is awesome ..dress up as diarrhea to couple costume with me
@@breadplate be a ninja or something
Albert:ahhh *spits* sometimes
The mic:I have feelings
Albert was literally flirting with a TV. As a toilet.
K nice😉😉😉
Hahaha Yes
lol
yes yes
Monica Lopez THERE’S NOTHING YOU’RE STUPID
"If Everything Sucks in Life, Try again."
-Albert
*best quote ever*
The only time he was jolly
when u reset in real life
Natsuki subaru: flashbacks
Nice quote:3
Me: *thinking what video flamingo released today*
Also me: *looks*
Flamingo: *toilets*
Me: *magnificent*
Heh lol 🐶🐺🐱🐭🐹🐰🐸🐯🐨🐻🐷🐽🐮🐗🐵🐒🐴🐑🐘🐼🐼🐼🐼🐧🐦🐤🐣🐥🐔🐍🐢🐢🐢 wow random animals
•pastel leaf• this was 3 months ago
@@UnusAnnusO I know I'm always late with vids xD
•pastel leaf• same here I’m 3 months behind
@@UnusAnnusO same
Proof that Albert predicted Skibidi Toilet
Flamingo: "Make sure to flush your toilet to tell him you care a lot-"
Me: *Walks to bathroom*
*exposed*
*exposed*
Ewwww that’s gross
*exposed*
*exposed*
“I came with toilet paper” “I’m better than all those other toilets” than he realises that he also came with green and brown poo
Lol! XD
You have the mind of a Albert
it's not poo, it's diarea
then*
It comes with green diorreah, brown diorreah and toilet paper
Albert: Appreciate your toilet
Me: *me remembering my toilet is clogged* :c
:c
Blu Tea remember wat albert said: use the shower
Eliana Likes Ramen yes, but that may or may not be clogged too...
Blu Tea how do you clog a shower? ;-;
@@Honeynutqueerioes there are many things we wonder in life...
“Hey guys, it’s your boi WorkingTOILET” This made me emotional. It’s beautiful.
Ahh, a 22 year-old yelling at 10 year old kids. Our true hero.
"Can I be your toilet"
Flamgo
Sifat Eram beautiful am right
*fLaMgO*
Check my babe
Sifat Eram How tf do you yell through a screen and have the person on the other end hear you?
Rita Ali FliPfLoP
I love how Albert just starts his videos randomly.
and he doesn’t just go for half of the video “WHATS GOING ON GUYS, today we’re gonna be playing robloxxxx! make sure you comment subscribe and SMASH the like button *promotes merch and promotes companies* *puts 4 ads* now lets get into it
Same
Same
@@pose4cash ikrr thats how i like him as a youtuber
@@omarlegend3679 bruh what?
“Appreciate your toilet”
Me: *sitting on the toilet watching this*
lmao
Lol
I always watch this or play roblox on the toilet...in fact I'm replying to u on the toilet 😂
Same
Just crying all day
This guy single-handedly predicted skibidi toilet
Yes the concept of a sentient toilet created by albert
Girl: u r trapped in here until I need to toilet
U r ur
Hi
Turtlecarlos17 Is my ROBLOX name vghvgh,mmhhvj
Jjpromotions you need a toilet
Jjpromotions idc
7:06 when the cats tail gets smashed in the door
Fun fact that happened to my cat. and he lost part of he's tail
@@dominos6923 yeah but he's okay now
Hi
Pimg
Lol
Me watching Flamingo: *"oh crap i need to poo"*
Flamingo: *"make sure to give your toilet some love. just give it an extra flush or two"*
Me: *"oh i have an excuse"*
Still Loving You Art Channel ya ned to kiss your toilet lol
HAH SAME
Lol
Same (I didn’t actually use the toilet though)
omg
you always come up with the most weird and funniest videos ever
7:06 Alberts scream was so high pitched my dog came running over.
Hoi m8 *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*
I put it at max volume when my dog was near me and he went upstairs lol.
@@user-ix5dz2vh2d 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You disgrace roblox with gacha life
Legends say, he’s still finding a owner till this day
I think you mean ‘legend has it’ but sure
That is true,he has been MY toilet once.
Ya he has been my toilet once to
AN owner
Ye when I was playing piggy he came to me for no reason loLlll
"She doesn't have any toilet paper."
*neither does anybody on this putrid earth right now*
@@vikingwazhere Same >:3
That did not age well
@@vikingwazhere My family's starting to run out T^T
Heck I was just at a gas station and they didn't have barley ANY toilet paper
Can’t believe Albert predicted skibidi toilet
Teacher: You can Be Anything When You Grow Up!
Student: *EvEn A tOiLeT?*
Someone literally said that when I was in Chinese school XD
Lol my teacher is my sister but idk why anyway she said that and I was like I WANNA BE A TOILET and my sister was like..how am I related to you?and I was like I DON'T KNOW!!!!:D
(PS.someone please save me!)
YES
That student was probably Albert 😂
Dad:(see’s toilet)
I have a bad feeling that this will be in my nightmares.
*shivers* me too
Same.
no no
NONONO
Same 😂🤣
every youtuber has an enemy:
Pewdiepie: T-series
Albert: the other toilets
Man I never knew there was only 2 youtubers
pixel gamer224 hm okay
Me: nothing
lol
XD
Little did Albert know, that the thumbnail would be used in every paradise Life roblox game
“Turd, and Liquid Turd...”
Flamingo 2019
No
@@B.Thug_nsty yes'
"They locked me In a closet." What does Albert do in his closet?
@@shaytgc5654 idk
TAKE A GAINT TURD
2019: who needs him. 2020: GET HIM WE NEED TOILET PAPER
dab kid bro you are NOT wrong
Yeah
Ain't that the truth-
lol
ITS CORONA TIME
My teacher: “You can be anything when you grow up!”
Me: anything??
Teacher: Y͟͟E͟͟S͟͟ A͟͟N͟͟Y͟͟T͟͟H͟͟I͟͟N͟͟G͟͟ Y͟͟O͟͟U͟͟ W͟͟A͟͟N͟͟T͟͟!
Me: IM GOING TO BE A HUMAN TOILET!!!!!!!!
Um..
Teacher: rly...........
Good one
Lovecatspurrnaid the Oreo Ren me:
Totally me:
We both wanna be human toilets XD
Lovecatspurrnaid the Oreo Ren hi
Albert guessed the skibdi toilet series how incredible
tv: ur too good for me *wink wink*
me:
my mind: wait a second...
me:
my mind: oh god don’t do it
me:
my mind: don’t do i-
me: your making me *_flush_*
I can fix it
1000 subs with bad videos challenge No the tv said it in the video
*FLUSH*
0w0
Lmaooo
Albert: she doesn’t have any toilet paper here right now.
Everyone in 2020: toilet paper is valuable.
Bruh I wasn’t expecting this many likes...
(In 2020)Actually right now you'd have order toilet paper on Amazon. EVERYONE is being just a little crazy on hording. People SHOULD be getting lots of food, NOT toilet paper bc of covid 19
Binkler's Fascinating Planet i agree
I agree
@@Diavolo-. thx
@@itskaywhitey thx
I’m watching this on the toilet and crying then Albert said “make sure to like this if you are on the toilet”
i was literally on a toilet while reading this
Russian Sheep 😂
OMG SAME
I was not on toilet
Strxwberri_Milk I’m on the toilet rn Lol
Never watching Albert’s videos while eating ever again
This gave me some respect for my toilet-
Lol
😆
Yea...ha😂
Same
Lol I feel bad for sitting on it 🤣🤣
“My body is made of toilet paper”
People in 2020: Oh it hurts..
Omg soo true
Lol is that true
Lol lmao
Not so true for me I got loads of it
@@fkulittleshvt So that's why we're short on toilet paper.
0:44
Albert: "I gonna!"
English subtitles: "iM gAy"
꧁༒Geneva ༒꧂ Why ew?
꧁༒Geneva ༒꧂ why ew? x2
@@TotaIIy its nasty
@@andrejpileckij2874 Thats straight up rude thats saying ew cuz ur straight im not L or G but you need yo grow up you got that little kid?
꧁༒Geneva ༒꧂
That’s horrible. That’s some people’s lifestyle. How rude.
I love how a third of the video is Albert actually roleplaying as a toilet in Bloxburg and the rest is just him playing other games
I love how at 7:16 he said “your just buttering me up because you don’t love me” and then it played an ad of butterfinger
For me it played a Pepsi ad
“Ima be someone’s toilet.” - Albert.
I bet he planned this at 3:00 am lol
@♡."DekuChan."♡ hi 🙋
@@mandygosnell2677 *why so early 😂*
@@Totallynotanidiot0 Because He's Albert
0:50 is the time stamps I think
Flamingo: I'm the real toilet
Real Toilets: *Am I a joke to you?*
Now..Interducing the new toilet
Flamingo de toilet
Other toilets watching TV show:
"Am I a joke to you?"
“I will lock u in here until I need to toilet”
Imagine going to the bathroom, and the toilet starts talking-
XD
Toilet:do you need red toilet paper or blue toilet paper?
Haha
Me:*Unzips
Toilet:I've Seen Bigger Ones
Me:What?
Toilet:What!
While your on it-
Albert: “this toilet can take-“
Me: *bloody diarrhea*
AM BENNETT 6:23
you mean period
I see people saying “Like if you are crying in a toilet.”
Let’s beat the system.
Like if you have been maniacally laughing in a toilet for 13 years and then finally came out of it only to come to the realization that you forgot your plan to take over to earth and then came up with a plan only for it do dreadfully backfire.
What the- ya know what I'm not even going to ask
Wow
wow lol
is that what happend to dio dildo
Smoll Weeb how did you know
2:25 Others: Look at my new mansion! Him: I have 11,594 dollars worth of toilets.
"Remember that one video Albert made when he had a toilet party in meep city"😂
I don’t remember that ;-;
@@Jamsterz me to
@@DrayMartinez it was on his old channel
@@Jamsterz it was on his old channel
TOILET WORLSD
“Like if your right now crying on the toilet”
**sees likes** “wow lots of people are crying in their toilet”
U have nine likes
No I’m talking about the videos likes
Kk
ma’am i have done the *-BIG-* LIKE BUTTON AND I AM crying IN my toilet my toilet didnt consume me yet. Im working on it..
@@DeniseMQ ikr
After watching this when I’m about to use bathroom I say sorry to my toilet...
Same 😔 also I kissed it 🥰😌
@@gogyisdaddy6987 i ship it lol-
tortillachip -_-
I should say that too😂
ツJoseph :/
Dafuqboom be like: "time to make toilets with heads, oh how about i go with the brainrot word Skibidi? Skibidi Toilet, sounds good"
Parents: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: This guy!
Parents: uhhhhh
Me when I looked at likes: OMG SHEHIWHAJSHS
I want to be a lunch card
Me want be toilet paper
Jakes Gacha! Play star rumble NOW
i wnat two b a simk!!!1!1!1
97 likes in a few minutee of stupid thing
6:59 that was the most emotional love story ever😍😢
"I'm gonna be somebody's toilet"
- Albert 2k19
Yes we watched the video
@@doodleboodle there's something called views.
@@zeniaescobar5270 that is not making a point... what I'm saying is that people watched the video and heard him say that. People don't need to say what he already said
@@doodleboodle do you understand the basic concept of a joke
@@ralfiekirk bruh how was that a joke. I'm just annoyed about how many people are going around say -(whoever) 2019. God...
Albert:always give your toilet 2 flushes
Me:*flushes toilet 2 times*
Also me:mission completed
After Chipotle, I give my toilet an extra flush or two.
What about Taco Bell?
Kirstens boyfriend: I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Kirsten: *shakes*
Man Aw Creeper Albert!
How tō dö bołd wòrdš
Star thing __star thing
* *
Yahxa Castaneda *im not sure how to bołd words, but I can b o l d words*
7:05 I thought he was gonna do a whistle note lmao
No way…Albert is the first ever Skibidi toilet to ever exist!
Me who’s actually sitting on the toilet seat at like 4 am:
Me
I was a sec ago-
Anjali Peddisetty LOLLLLLLL 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Your milk.
Your WORKINGToilet's brother
Maybee ✋
Everyone else: “Modern Townhouse Bloxburg Build”
“Cute Aesthetic Beach house Cozy Bloxburg Build”
Flamingo: *”Disturbing Bloxburg Players”*
Lol 🤣
XD
G
Srongly agreeed
Lol😂
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even a single soul:
Her: tiLl I nEeD tO tOiLeT
Well I just commented that but it is different
@@bubrocksnotabot o...ok
Till I have to go to the toilet*
@@anniaking2042 wAtCh tHe ViDeO
@@anniaking2042 2:14 :/
Albert: "WiTh GrEeN aNd BrOwN DiArRhEa" me: *takes a diarrhea when he says diarrhea*
7:06 my dog thought you were an actual dog whistle and freaked out
Same 😂
Oh god
What 😂
And my dog attacked my feet because he hates high pitched sounds
My rats are clicker/whistle trained so they spun in a circle because that’s what their trained to do 😂
7:07=my mum when I’m late for school😂😂💜
An ad?
About Ikea?
@@gay7945 *No*
ᴋɪᴛᴛʏ ツ after the ad- not everyone gets the same ads btw
I got 5 dollar footlong
Albert 2019 “home is were the heart is and my girls there”
0:54 Albert: hey guys, it's your boy working toilet here LOL XDDDD
" I need to walk through the
*treacherous* rain"
" *Home is where the heart is* "
Swiftie confirmed
😅
I remember years ago.. this was the first video of Albert I have ever seen, and now he is my favorite RUclipsr
lmAo years ago?
@@dup4life yeah. What about it?
@@Kirbyystomp I know , it’s for dramatic effects-
This comment was posted 2 months ago, can just ignore it?
Me too
Imagine a toilet knocking at ur door and asking “can I be your toilet”
xX No Name Girl Xx I would adopt it XD
I would say: yeah in fact I need to take a shit right now!
I would adopt it!
I now have a habit of flushing my toilet 3 times and saying I love you
Did you know, that toilets are the greatest invention of all time. Just- just respect them and be grateful you have them. 🚽🚾🚽🚾🚽
*1828*
Cool
@April Kilkenny don't do drugs in the toilet
No. I broke mine cuz it ate too much poopy •~•
@April Kilkenny thanks for recognising my talent for destroying toilets and have a good day/night c:
Everyone who disliked was mad because they didn’t have their own human toilet. :(
W Ø Ñ * D Ė R no
@@IvyTheBarista R/WOOOOSH
hansell witch hunter Hernandez It's not a joke
@@IvyTheBarista IT IS
hansell witch hunter Hernandez well if it a joke, I understand the concept of it. I just don't like it.
7:14 when the popular kid says “hey... your cute”
7:06
Cant relate
@@koby4115 me too
@Purple Girl popular kids never like me
@Elixer tbh same lmao no one at all (expect from 1 person who never came in) even liked me at school sad times
Toilet pooping on a toilet with the classic icon character waiting for you to be done STAREING AT YOU