ok i'm making this video public again. i can totally see what's wrong with this, but that was never my intention while making it, it was only meant to be fun like everything else you find on this channel. i might eventually delete it, because i understand how messed up this would be if it was the other way around (and it shouldn't be any different just bc he's a guy). i am not trying to sexualize him and i apologize if that's what it looks like from the title of this video, all i want to say is that it's just that, a title.
fun fact: when i first started listening to the arctic monkeys i thought that alex was some kind of old guy bc my dad listens to them . after listening to them for a few months, i have acquired an insane obsession, including a 50+ song playlist, a huge crush on alex (who turned out not to be an old guy), and an arctic monkeys wall
OMG! How can he be so elegant, natural, talented and sexy at the same time? I admire people who acts as they feel, without thinking about if the rest will judge them. At the scenary Alex seems to be just himself, and in this video he seems to feel free and having fun, so great!
@@Matt-sk1rc Girl let me tell there is nothing wrong with being or feeling gay. If that is your natural inclination go for it. We are in 2021 and the world is finally having some acceptance for your people. You should feel relieved for being yourself. And if not, then the world has some work to do.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
At 00:06, after the guy fighting says "you gotta know your limitations in life!", if you look at Matt, he starts laughing, probably cause he heard the fight lol
I'm old af so alex will always be the greasy haired kid with walmart clothes and heavy acne. The fact that he managed to become a sex symbol is insane lol
I saw Alex Turner on Valentine’s Day last year walking through St. Pancras station in the nicest long tartan coat I’ve ever seen, carrying a huge bouquet of red roses
This just randomly popped up in my recommendations 8 months ago and I had no idea who Alex was. This video is the reason I started listening to Arctic monkeys. Thank you ghost cookie💕
ok i'm making this video public again. i can totally see what's wrong with this, but that was never my intention while making it, it was only meant to be fun like everything else you find on this channel. i might eventually delete it, because i understand how messed up this would be if it was the other way around (and it shouldn't be any different just bc he's a guy). i am not trying to sexualize him and i apologize if that's what it looks like from the title of this video, all i want to say is that it's just that, a title.
WAIT WHAT LOL THIS IS AMAZING
no you don't understand... alix is sexy! you call the shots babe! ignore everybody!
PLEASE don't delete this video!!!! Thats my bit of serotonin in this quarantine
Seth Belfort how
Seth Belfort its a compliment.......?
I lost it at the washing hands part
He makes provision for covid-19
@@cicikuscicikus9304 kolonya nfşwnşmdşand
@@fatmapolatdemir7602 hfepwjcubxjwlsb
Same
Cicikuş Cicikuş just like he did in She looks like fun (“no one’s on the streets/We moved it all online/As of March”)
I just died a little bit inside because I simply cannot handle the fact that a man this handsome exists on earth.
Bless his mom and dad
And alive at the same time as us
I know right? I wish someone like that would be interested in someone like me. But hey the dreams are probably better than the real thing.
@@chloeirvine78 ikr 😕
how can we compete? it's unfair
all that 🎂 and it ain't even my birthday
YOOOOO!!!
he has more 🎂 than me.
Ikr👀
WHAT IS 🎂 I DON'T GET IT
@@carmencitad2871 cake aka a dumptruck aka his butt
fun fact: when i first started listening to the arctic monkeys i thought that alex was some kind of old guy bc my dad listens to them . after listening to them for a few months, i have acquired an insane obsession, including a 50+ song playlist, a huge crush on alex (who turned out not to be an old guy), and an arctic monkeys wall
STOP ME TOO
lmaoo
W dad fr
@@em14madz yea lol hes pretty cool
LMAO SAME, i started listening to them recently and i'm OBSESSED
I was watching this during my online class and the teacher asked me why was I smiling so hard
What did you say 😂
That's fucking hilarious haha 🤣
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT DID YOU SAID
💀💀
LOL THAT WOULD BE ME. WHAT DID U SAY?? I WOULD HAVE SIMPLY LEFT
thank ghost cookie for suppling us with much needed serotonin during corona time
we need quality content while we're all stuck at home
ghost cookie this is much more important than my online school lmao
So true!
Actually if you get addicted to something you're seratonin level drops
So more seratoin will make you less addicted
Which is a good thing, I suppose.
994th like
he's the definition of power bottom and you can't tell me wrong
GAHAHAHAHAA
most people aren’t ready for that convo yet
this is literally the FIRST thing that came into my mind. people are just not ready for this conversation
the dominant bottomzz 🥴🥴
Milex jiji
I can never properly watch these because I blush and look away asdfghjkl
Same here
I make my friend watch these and she turns into a tomato
FallingOffThe Ferry 💀💀💀
dude dont be THAT gay
mosh pit. Are you talking to me? Cause I’m a woman haha
I hope my fbi agent is enjoying this as much as I do
Ah yes... bisexuality - being in love with both Alex Turner and Lana Del Rey
THIS YES ERBVB
What a power couple
Oh god yes my mind is stolen 🥴
THISSSS LMAOOOO
OMG, YES!!
Imagine an innocent grandma trying to find a recipe for ghost cookies to make for her grandchildren and seeing this channel..
LOL
lmfao
Or trying to find recipes on Pinterest lol
Imagine Alex being one of those male strippers that goes to retirement homes to cheer elderly ladies up lol
@@redmoon9650 i rly want this to be a movie now
Don't we just bully him at this channel I'm confused
why not both
This stupid rat
lmaaaaaaaao true
Name of the song at 0:54 1:23 please🙏🙏
@@jimenezj1155 0:54 moonage daydream -bowie cover
He can put his hands around my neck🥺
That’s hot
@Aria Àslaev but you did last time you checked
Beautiful hands .. what would those hands do?
@@sarahsavage9445 not shy of a spark
My first thought 😳
OMG! How can he be so elegant, natural, talented and sexy at the same time? I admire people who acts as they feel, without thinking about if the rest will judge them. At the scenary Alex seems to be just himself, and in this video he seems to feel free and having fun, so great!
YOU SPLIT THE VIDEO IN CHAPTERS I CAN'T LMAO
Quarantine demands more alex
I used to be a straight guy with no doubts but now Im not sure about my sexuality anymore
Alex Turner is the universal unisex fancy. No one can resist him.
Same dude. As a lesbian, I'm questioning my sexuality after watching this.
@@Potoldanga_Thunder_Club omg same
Welcome to the bi club, we have tea, cake and finger guns 👉👉
that’s why they call him alex TURNER 😉
this is how to be a heartbreaker
Totally 😩
we’ll get em falling for a stranger, a player
Angelica Rode singing I la-la-love you
At least I think I do
Damn the music taste YESS
0:47 that part is SO addictive like hdhehegfdkhe that part of the song and his moves
@arabella¿ please tell me the name of the song. I’ve been looking everywhere for it haha
@@rainnbhll810 snap out of it - arctic monkeys
@@ireneacostag2504 ty!
Evan 🥵
0:55 THAT'S THE FUCKING GOAT SCREAMING I'M DYING
Wait. What song is Alex singing though? Never mind it’s moonage daydream I’m pretty sure
he does stuff that's only hot when you're actually hot, otherwise it's just awkward lmao
he is hot tho
Agreed, like no one would think re arranging your wrings is sexy unless the person doing it themselves are actually sexy.
He is awkward😅
@@monazurroville6652 but hot
@@2a3ylin it depends on a person😆
@@monazurroville6652 why are you here then
This keeps confirming I'm a straight woman
Same. Sometimes i think he's the only reason for me being straight lmao.
Same i love feeling straight its so relieving
@@Matt-sk1rc ok Im straight but wtf is this comment
@@noneisallminussome371 i'm bi and i like when i feel straight. But I think that's my own internalised homophobia.
@@Matt-sk1rc Girl let me tell there is nothing wrong with being or feeling gay.
If that is your natural inclination go for it. We are in 2021 and the world is finally having some acceptance for your people. You should feel relieved for being yourself. And if not, then the world has some work to do.
i was like ok he looks hot and then he grabbed his own thigh i had a small stroke moment
what’s the song that plays during that moment
@@samanthakoch6732 sweet dreams
I was drinking an incredibly thick milkshake and then that clip came out I was choking I swear
I feel like im dead, im alive but im dead.
Yea i blacked out when he was on all fours
I respect this man for kinda awkwardly humping air in the middle of his performance lol. He's all energy.
Hes already hot but his voice makes him 100000000x hotter
Yes hand shots are my kink. Thank you for satisfying my needs
guess what, it's my kink too
We have the same kink 😂
"Guess what? It's my kink too" (2x)
Same here!
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
2:01 the way Matt smiles and looks away when Alex takes off his shirt...
Tbh same Matt same
1:59 dont be shy turn around
i was thinking the same exact thing lmao
no one:
background voice in the first video: YOU GOTTA KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS IN LIFE 🤬🤬🤬
Bro yes
HE’S JUST SO HOT WITHOUT TRYINGGG
00:04 "i am not able to" honestly... Same
is that Tom cruise?
The banter in the background had me cackling 😂
@@crieverytim OMG is it? 😂
@@kylie9687 kinda sounds like it to me!!!
This cleared my skin, snatched my wig and gave ten years more of life all together.
*I'm going to die, he's too beautiful..*
Totally
let’s take a moment to appreciate his perfect nose
@@ambermagic6272 omddd finally someone agrees, it’s actually pure perfection
@@ambermagic6272 his nose is my sexuality
For someone who doesn't know him and has no idea who he is this is actually very funny 😂
0:23 i love those pants
well, I couldn't watch the entire video because my screen just melted
My phone is literally heating up rn and if that doesn't say something idk what will
the fight right at the beginning of the video wth
lmao i didn't notice it
At 00:06, after the guy fighting says "you gotta know your limitations in life!", if you look at Matt, he starts laughing, probably cause he heard the fight lol
"I admire your banter" lmao
Alex Turner:
Me: I gots a taste for men who are older
Girl, Lana warned us
😔🤚
@@alexholland2194 PLS-
It’s always been so, it’s no surprise 🙄
A mi me gustam MAYORESSS (idk how u spell it dont come @ me)
@@alexholland2194 Gorl
He's not the conventional handsome but dear gods he's hotter than the lava of Pompey
He's definitely conventionally handsome that's for sure
100% conventionally attractive lol in great shape, face shaped like a diamond, beautiful hair, cares about his appearance and style, etc
@@doctorduskofficial for the white European standards maybe but for latin American beauty standards not so much.
@@cvdirecto5008 i'm latin american
I'm old af so alex will always be the greasy haired kid with walmart clothes and heavy acne. The fact that he managed to become a sex symbol is insane lol
0:27 "next thing i knew, i was pregnant"
idk who this man is or why this video was recommended to me but im glad i clicked
Going by your username, are you a harry stan?... Coz same❣️
He's the do I wanna know singer from artic monkeys
same
The amount of times I rewatched the 'hands around my neck' part is unhealthy...
At this point he just KNOWS what he is doing
The hip movements are very very very essential for the song.
"I ohhh" indeed, Alex
I saw Alex Turner on Valentine’s Day last year walking through St. Pancras station in the nicest long tartan coat I’ve ever seen, carrying a huge bouquet of red roses
That sounds like a beautiful dream.
If only the roses were for me
He's the most capricornest capricorn I've ever seen.
Soo true
That Scorpio mars tho 😳😳
As a capricorn i would say the same lol
@@scarletXlune scorpio mars? might explain his bad boi vibes lmao
as a capricorn with the same birth date I can confirm
Literally somehow both knows exactly what he's doing, and is super awkward, at the same time. Remarkable.
this man wants to be pegged and if u disagree ur B L I N D
😂
@@paulmyleg5858 am I lying tho
Truer words have never been spoken before
@@namjoonsjigglytiddies5334 thank you for having eyes to see, why aren't there any x reader writers such as thou?
😳
İm pregnant just looking at him.
i had twins by editing this video
Hope he pays child care 🤔
@@mlem8976 for all the kids he made i dont think he can afford it
im not pregnant thats imposible in my body but im already filled with
DUDE SAME HERE
I was in front row for the shirtless moment 🥺
and you still alive??!?1
ghost cookie I was gonna say the same thing lmaoooo
@@ghostcookie nah been dead ever since
What year that was?
plays Heather
THE ZOOM IN OF HIM MESSING WITH HIS RING- KILL ME NOW
My thoughts went dirty at 1:07
this is the greatest video on the whole internet
You should make a covid 19 alex turner video there's some quality stuff like him using hand sanitizer
i had this idea the other day actually but it would be for instagram tho
"Quality stuff like him using hand sanitizer" help? 😩
I love how Arctic Monkeys are not that mainstream for the last few years, but videos with Alex are still getting a lot of exposure 💔
This just randomly popped up in my recommendations 8 months ago and I had no idea who Alex was. This video is the reason I started listening to Arctic monkeys.
Thank you ghost cookie💕
Man... im screaming, laughing, cringing, and loving it at the same time😂
quarantine makes me thirsty af.
So it's not just me then. Cool, lol.
I'm praying for the recovery of all the exploded ovaries, mine included.
I-
Gross.
Homie wha
me after seeing Alex for the first time: well there goes my heterosexuality
bYE NOT THE MOST REPLAYED PART BEING HIM TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT 😭✋
@ghostcookie hearting comments even after 2 years you legend
In his own wise words " You have got that face that just says "Baby, I was made to break your heart"
Hello yes this is some q u a l i t y c o n t e n t
Imagine being so perfect
I need more guys like him in my town but they’re either taken or don’t exist. He is the definition of youthful and naughty charisma 😭
I don’t even listen to Artic Monkeys but I think this is a sign
"the gas prices aren't that high"
the gas prices: 1:21
when he chocked himself i went 😧😗😳😫👀
everybody repeat after me: this is my favorite video on the internet
This is my favorite video on the internet
this is my favorite video on the internet
This is my favourite video on the internet.
bare with me man, that video made me loose my train of thought
Before seeing them live I was a lil obssed.... NOW I CAN'T GET OVER THIS
he’s like that one high school gangsta boy from a coming of age movie
When I grow up, I wanna be Alex Turner.
tlsp concerts hit different
1:53 I thought I had finally got over milex, but I haven't 😭😭😭😭
His last name is so accurate
I can’t tell if I want to be with him or if I want to be him 🧍
EXACTLYYYYYY
I can definitively say BOTH.
alex: *breathe*
everyone: 🥵🥵🥵
Watching people simp for Harry styles and his feminine side makes me feel bad for them because they haven't seen alex yet...
Fgs, don't compare that kid to Alex Turner...it's just...no
Not even the same galaxy
Then there's me who likes both 🙃
@Helena if Harry Styles is a kid, then you're a baby
@@HelenaAlbaValdes they're both hot
@@polutanka 🤣🤣🤣 I'm the same age as Alex Turner, I know what I'm saying.
i love alex but the stuff that’s happening in the background of the 1st one sounds rlly interesting
my love for him is deep as the pacific ocean
I believe in Alex Turner supremacy
Somehow all your videos end up in my favourites playlist
0:40 that cake though
Which Song is this
“You gotta know your limitations in life”
2 minutos que no sabíamos que necesitábamos 💞
alex is literally one of a kind and this hurts
you should have included the part in R U Mine when he’s standing up and it’s just his arm
Each month I come back to this video it’s called the power of Alex Turner
RIP heterosexualidad
the video no one requested but everyone needed
his hips don’t lie
Thanks youtube algorithm
pop that collar babybee
Not even a second in and I'm already being attacked.
Thank you so much for making this, I really appreciate it
The other band members: I know you’re technically getting us more famous but cmon