Every Diet Ever
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- Опубликовано: 5 июл 2020
- Whether you're gluten free, Keto, Paleo, or fasting- there's a good chance you're probably hungry right now. This is EVERY DIET EVER!
This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.
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Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
CREW
Directed By: Sarah Whittle, Brennan Iketani
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Written By: Cole Hersch, Phillip Walker, & Kurt Maloney
Editor: Mica Coburn
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
Production Assistant: Jacqi Jones
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
Gaffer: Tim Baker
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Dresser: Tayler Nicholson
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
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Stage Manager: David Hill
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Приколы
"So what did you do at work today?"
Shayne: "I screamed at a steak for 10 minutes"
@Raze_aiden12 Garcia This isn't tiktok you dum dum, dummy dumb dum.
Don't care lol
Tyler Prime He spells it Shayne
@Raze_aiden12 Garcia this isn't Tik tok it's RUclips take that unfunny joke back to Tik tok
Ayy i was the 1000 like!😁😁😁
"we should buy a TV"
It might be the lack of sleep but that KILLED me, realizing that Damien and Ian were just clicking controllers and not actually changing anything
Me too.
😦
lol
He said television but still crack me up
Me too.
"because this is my *tREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAATT*"
😂
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"I like the pain, pain is gooood!!!" Best line ever
"The world shall know pain" - pain
In French pain means bread
never hold a knife at shayne, thats attempted murder and its a crime and you can get arrested for it
I feel like shayne has been waiting months for an excuse to scream on camera
It's spelt Shayne lol just saying 😁
@@papaemeritus_ghoulsss haha niiiice :)
😁😁😁
Savannah Guestford thanks
While watching the vid i thought to myself that i missed the sheer VOLUME
Shane with a mouśtache: *Fancy Keto*
Shayne laughing at himself.
Shayne not Shane
@@unfamiliarstrangerface thank you.
Wanna know how I get this mustache?
@@alexandrecharest4853 how
“WHATEVER I WANT AS LONG ITS LQUID?!?!”
-Shane 2020
69 likes 0_0
Daddy needs his liquid
shayne
“I’m making tamales!”
Well unfortunately, they take about 24 hrs to make, so what were you gonna do eat that day?
Some air tamales!
Hmmm
chill out why so offended-
8 hours*
@@uhapples8605 it's called a joke
shaynes mustache looks like that one uncle at the family reunion who hugs for **too** long
thank you for spelling shayne correctly
100th like
LOl TrUe
Lol
Riley K how tf can a moustache look like an uncle
That steak scene was every lactose tolerant while drinking milk
It's biologically very similar, actually. Your body produces special enzymes to help you digest meat or lactose. The lactose enzymes are supposed to naturally stop when you're weaned, and the meat enzymes work similiarly by stopping then they're no longer needed. Lactose *tolerance* is just a mutation that keeps that enzyme around past infancy.
And eating ice cream
gingerweasel So you’re telling me I shit myself from drinking milk because I’m *not* a mutation?
Everything with lactose is delicious and the cost is only a little thirst and an hour in the WC
Meeeee
I don’t know why but Ian and Damien having a completely normal conversation is strangely wholesome and heartwarming
That first girl is me when I haven't eaten in 30 minutes
I can't talk to anyone until I get a bit of breakfast when I wake up xD
@@gymnodinium9 same
Also her names in Courtney
I've always been confused when ppl are like that lol I do intermittent fasting for 16 hours everyday and I've never had that problem😂
Their name is Courtney, and they're great!
Shane’s moustache looks like he’s cat fishing us and not cat fishing is at the same time
why do I see a little bit of gus johnson in his moustache?
ah yes the floor is made out of foor
This is what you call a rare insult
Lol
LOl
Shayne going into labor was the most.
Funny
It was the moist
Bruh
Made me moist
What the Duck
0:42
“Anyway, you should really think about this diet, it’s like super easy.”
Ryan George: “Barely an inconvenience.”
😂😂
Oh really?
Shane is officially the creepy uncle you don't want at a family reunion.
shayne
“dieting is a state of mind-cOME ON !!! jÜśT sTåRvĘ yØûRšĒłF !!! “
Jay the only part I didn’t like cause it’s just sounds like an eating disorder ah
“I’m vegetarian, not vegan.” “What’s the difference?” I FELT THAT
YESSSSS oh my gosh. Everyone thinks I can have dairy 🥺
God sameeeee
I felt that too much
katie l I’m vegetarian and constantly get called a vegan lmao
@@katiel8010 you can... you're just too pussified to choose it
Me on my period thinking that the cramps died down but then they get worse than before: 3:35
I was going to say the exact same thing omg 😂😂
Is this a female joke I'm too male to understand?
@@ootfan7882 yea you males have it easy 😭🙄
*cries knowing my period is coming in a few days*
@@wadoom8355 I'll say.
" how do you know how to make tamales? they must be so authentic" hahaha YES LOVE IT
When shayne is eating the steak he kinda looks like he has a period cramp
Why is that so true
I thought that digestion hits at 40 hours later
he looks like hes giving birth lol
@@psuedonym9623
😂😂😂
Psuedo Nym true true
"I LIKE THE PAIN, THE PAIN IS GOOD!!!"
Markiplier: laughs im masochist
Sounds like sex
elbe Mahadi wtf
DiamondOcelot0fTwilight TOTALLY
I thought he was gonna be a rage monster
When he said "don't eat bread" I was eating bread I just stoped looked at a wall and was like yeah I should
As someone in recovery from an eating disorder, I love this satirical exposé of the toxicity of diet culture. I know it may seem a crazy dream, but one day we will all be able to eat what we feel like without guilt or shame. Everyone should eat how it is right for them, because bodies are unique and no two people eat the exact same way
Great
Yes
People doesn't know how to eat according to their need. Fat people are beautiful, but the fat content in their body can kill them.
Probably the best diet out there is calorie counting and there’s apps out there that assist with it
Basically you can eat and drink whatever you want as long as you keep the calorie count below a certain level
@@zaneps151this still can get really unhealthy. young girls use this method and eat BELOW the bare minimum. it's a good method but diets can always get bad
Shayne with moustache: *exists*
Gus Jhonson: so u've been thinking of me?
You are funny biatch
Here in quarantine there's no such thing as “diet”
You are correct
So true
Yes, that is called eAtInG
I mean I diet isn’t eating healthy tho so hmmmm
Hahahahahhaha a lolololololololllllololololo hahahahahhaahhaahahhaha lolololololololllllololololo yeah that's true
0:29 Shayne’s face is too priceless
i really love how recently they’ve put more of their unique personalities into their characters! the videos are far more entertaining to watch!
Why is Damien so beautiful in this video? Like a pretty pirate.
His power is growing
Literally everyone: shanes moustache
Me: Ian's bowl haircut
I see your comma and I raise you, a colon :
@@potatosalad5014 lol
Do you know what a colon is? It looks like this “:”
Me, damiens beard
@@Moenk Same
I have to say that this is the best Smosh video in years. So authentic and hilarious!
People on keto:
"Oh yea, you don't eat any carbs and you go into ketosis and it's SOO GOOD FOR YOU!! Try it"
Me with type 1 diabetes:
*Bruh*
I have type 2 and keto has totally reversed it. I know for a fact that there are people successfully doing keto with type1. Doesn't reverse it but greatly reduces the amount of insulin needed. Fact of the matter is before injectable insulin keto was the standard treatment for type 1.
@@tinknal6449 wait really?
Everyone around me (including my doctors) have told me ketones are bad for my body. Since keto relies on ketosis (aka) I assumed keto was bad for diabetics
@@Dude-cf8hb Ketoacidosis is bad for diabetics. This is an entirely different thing than ketosis. Ketoacidosis occurs when ketones are present at the same time as extremely high blood glucose. This cannot happen while in true ketosis. Search for videos on the subject, there are guys who can explain it better than I. Look up Dr. Eric Berg and Dr. Ken Berry, those guys know their stuff.
@@Dude-cf8hb It is tougher for type 1s. Requires closer monitoring and a keto friendly doctor. People who do it usually drastically reduce the amount of insulin they need.
@@tinknal6449 keto isn't good for anyone on insulin, period, all type one people are insulin dependent, and yes, ketosis is vastly different than ketoacidosis
Omg Olivia's "I bet they're so authentic" was so perfect i almost spit out my water!
yes her delivery of it was spot on lol
Ew water, try some milkshake with steak
@@samderbyshire520 omg i love that mix
"wHeRE aRe mY oLivEs!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Shayne Looks On In Horror*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lol
Why did I think she said almonds im very- y e s
she needs to get arrested for attempted murder
Anyone noticed they filmed this socially distant? No one was on top of each other like they usually are lol. Yay for filming safely!
3:44 How hard did Shayne try to not break out of character.
Shayne: "We need to not eat bread for the rest of our lives"
Me: takes a bite of the slice of bread I had just gotten
I was literally eating pizza at the same time.
I haven't eaten a plain slice of bread in a long time
Shayne is growing out the mustache in hopes to defeat Gus. He believes the power comes from the 'stache.
smoshcast babyyy
Yeas
Love the new format
ALWAYS a blast! I'm on a smooth marathon!😂 its good for the soul!!!!!
Having to film Shayne just yelling at himself and the steak would’ve made me crack up and I’d be laughing my butt off
Galaxy the NightWing A L L O F T H E M
How are there already 3 dislikes it’s been like a minute. I guess there are “OG Smosh fans” with notifs on and still asking where Anthony is.
Their so annoying
Haha
Wait... Where's Anthony?
I mean I do miss them-but I don’t dislike new smosh.
Did you say the name of the hallowed one
I'm loving the Sims 3 music in all these Smosh videos!! So many memories!
A sudden pause and then.....“screams” 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
Dead meme:
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Shayne: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@HarveyFry oh no
Cringw
Harveypoo Style I mean it’s tru tho
I'm a vegetarian and what they said about the whole vegan/vegetarian situation hit too close to home😂 every time I brought my lunch to school there would be one kid saying " Oh, so if you can't have cheese why are you eating it?' Then I would have to explain the differences😂
I still don't get it😂
Me We vegetarians don’t eat meat, vegans don’t eat any animal based food such as cheese and eggs and milk as well as meat
@@caitlinginger7384 we also don't buy animal products like leather or products that underwent animal testing
@@DamianCRWDctrl Thats only some vegetarians, that's completely diffrent from being a vegetarian since vegetarianism explains what you eat not what you buy.
aayy vegi friend
Dear Smosh Cast: thank you for making amazing videos they are the only thing keeping me sane! I wish I could meet you, just to say thank you you're so awesome!😁🇺🇸
@ 0:36 “duh doy” 👏🏼😂 Thats totally me 😅🤣
“WHAT EVER I WANT AS LONG AS ITS LIQUID“ 😂
Courtney: WHERE ARE MY OLIVES!!🤬
Me: please don’t kill me🥺😩
Ramengod11 ok
@@jeremyguantonbingleberry8546 ok
Den the diesel productions ok
olive garden
Ah yes, Mt. Olives. Olive Mountain. Olive Peak.
This has got to be the most realistic and educational-ish Every Blank Ever, and I honestly love it because of that.
Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)Jste borci.
Damien is literally the best actor in the whole crew, that man needs to have a movie already
Ehh Hell no
@@alexanderpi9393 Yeah. Damien is not the best actor, but he is a good one.
@@ZucchiniAT Very well explained. It's perfect!
3:09 Imagine Rhett and Link come in looking so confused.
Shayne: *AH... AHHHHH!!!*
Link: _I don't know about you but smella that._
“I’m On A dIeT”
*ests every junk food ever with the most sweetest drink ever*
I miss old Smosh with Ian and Anthony but I watched the older vids and it brings back so much memories 😭😭
“Digesting HURTS” omg I’m in anorexia recovery and I FELT THAT
Oh been there done that, trust me it'll get better
ASL (American Sign Language): This happened to me with the Sprite soda at camp. I quitted it cold turkey with my family except Ginger ale only.
literally me rn
@SunOnShine no
Me We yes
“Hey brother come back dude”
That sounds like something Shane would say a lot lol
SunOnShine really bro, this is not the comment to protest. But yes I do agree blm
Courtney should be a voice actor. The way she can transform her voice and dialect is 👌
this mom could’ve gotten arrested for that and police could’ve telled mom to drop the knife now
dad could’ve called the police on your mom
Anyone else hear Damien pause when Ian says “only things that are pale” and responds under his breath with “pale peopllleee”
Shane with a mouśtache: Fancy Keto
Shane without a mouśtache: your average white guy
Bruh why do you copies
@@oneinthechamber7616 so true bruv.
Shayne with a mustache: Gus Johnson
"Every Eating Disorder Ever"
I-
Are u ok?😅
That’s all I thought when I watched this
@Gacha_Jazzy *
What do u mean
I was literally about to comment something similar
I have an eating disorder... its serious
Smosh can still make me lol after all these years 😁
Shane can make amazing faces. In fact, he’s just amazing.
Whenever I see Shayne I keep thinking Gus is here 🤣
"So what did you do at work today?"
Shane: "I screamed at a steak for 10 minutes"
shayne
LOL the first part was me towards my family during my diet
Shayne voice and that whole Leto diet scene 👌perfection 😂😂
Have ever heard of God diet?
It's a diet where you eat whatever you want and then pray to God not to get fat
SunOnShine the hell does that have to do with the joke
This is why the reliable way to lose weight through changing your diet is just to eat fewer calories. I lost weight last year without any exercise and while eating what I normally eat, but keeping track of how many calories everything was and making sure I stayed under a certain limit. (And then lockdown started and now I keep stress-baking cheesecakes. Argh.)
Calorie restriction only works so far and only lasts as far as your will power can stretch and isn't great if you're prone to disordered eating. What worked for me personally is trial and error finding healthy things I actually like and enjoy and then slowly eating the unhealthy things I like less and the healthy things I like more. That way because I'm still enjoying my food I don't have to feel restricted which is what makes many diets hard to stick with.
@@mgomez6480 Thats because you're looking at it the wrong way. It's not supposed to be calorie restriction, you're supposed to get used to healthy portion sizes (as most people's portions are more than they should be). Find out the recommended portion sizes for your height/recommended body weight etc (there are online calculators), and then slowly just reduce your portions by 5/10% at a time until you have a healthy eating habit.
I've been doing this for 5 years and I went from 120kg now down to 76kg. If you do it slow, its maintainable, and willpower Isn't even a factor, it just becomes what you're used to.
of course, this should be in conjunction with what you mentioned, replacing unhealthy foods with healthy alternatives, like drinking tea instead of soda, or non-sugar variants of soda, or fruit juice, and things like fruit instead of baked goods/candy, etc. both of these changes together result in a solid overall lifestyle change.
Ben Terrell this helped a lot thanks man
@@Protocol15 to be fair, for a lot of people wanting to diet, they are overweight, so losing weight in general for them is a simple marker for "improved health". I think anyone who embarks on the journey of "weight loss" long enough eventually learns there's definitely more to it than just being skinnier. Muscle mass, nutrition, muscular /skeletal health and developing healthy habits are all important. All of these will have an effect on your mental and emotional health simply by way of feeling better, regular endorphin release, and of course improved self image/confidence. Of course it's completely different for every individual, but these are pretty common for most people undergoing this journey.
i got 2 baby mamas and 3 other girls on the DL.
Lol so relatable 🤣 the" we need to not eat bread forever "part 🤣🤣🤣
Shayne makes every scene better
My Mom: *Vegetarian*
My Dad: *Keto*
Me: ...
FOOD!!!
IS FOOD
Why not vegan
Homeless Jesus ... XD watch the video
GalaxyGAMING_xox your mum eats vegetarian people!?
maybe
my mom:vegetarian
my dad:keto
me:...
food
Nobody:
Gordon Ramsay when he sees anything raw: 3:59
Nobody:
Gordon Ramsay when people says his name is Gordon ramsey
3:59
Lpl
@@sgmartin3473 What I spelled it right I'm not an idiot (pls ignore that it says edited)
More Shane scream sequences please! I’m not sure why but it’s the only thing that hits my sense of humor right in the face
It’s nice to know smosh got on trending for the first time in ages.
Anyone else just binge watch like every old smosh vid when u already watched the lastest vids from smosh?
Or is it just me?
Ye I do to
I watch random videos from them
woow, an intro without thr merch ads.
iNtErEsTiNg
@Ruby Gee is it wrong that I sand the "merch in the store" part of that sentence?
Dustin Jenkins what.?..
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHATS HAPPENING
@@Alex-ms1xr mi bran badt nut toodAy
3:22 you can see how hard he’s trying not to laugh 😂 😂
Totally caught Shane almost bursting into laughter during that steak scene😂😂😂
4:44 I feel like all that was a little improvised and now in the scrips at All XD
Mother: what are you doing
Me: my online classes going on
Mother: who is your teacher
Me: smosh
@Bendy! not in all places
@bendy! Not in Britain and most other countries if u have heard there’s different countries
Its summer for me in america
You can tell shayne smiles when he’s doing skits it funny
Shayne spreading the word of keto, might be the best thing ive ever seen
I got this a day after I started dieting, is Damien "the psychic" Haas up to something again🤨
Paul Kazan no u
Paul Kazan no u
Me too omg
@ if you don't like the content leave. You're the only loser here and your losing your time.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
Shane: I can eat anything i want as long as it is liquid?
I love how Olivia still took the tiniest bite of the Cheeto😂😂
The mom diet is SO RELATABLE
When your body haven’t digested meat when it’s used to it thinks you’re in danger which is why it hurts so much
There's literally special enzymes your body has to produce to help you digest meat. Your body doesn't bother producing them if you don't need them, so there's a painful adjustment period while your body catches up.
Can you improve your grammar I literally don’t even know what your saying...
I’m just like Courtney with my olives.
Finally Smosh making content like they used to back when they started 🤩
I have a ulcer in rl but shanes way of describing internal pain is what a ulcer legit feels like, right now im typing its like burning pretty bad.
I'm on the diet for gods:
Nesqwick and Wotsits every meal, every day!
Matt and Ros homemade videos the only bad thing about wotsits is the packs are too small
Did something similar but for breakfast only, a pack of oreos in a bow of milk.
@@douglasgraham9549 Agreed I go through 18 a day
@@Kluneberg That's solid nutrition right there!
“I like the pain
*the pain is good”!*
Me every day of my life
You guys should do every bar ever
Shane you are now my favorite Nutella on bread or toast is perfect
Day 5 of trying to get:Every “every blank ever” Ever
Tim the Tat man Taylor there is a playlist
Thing S no he means every every [blank] ever
4:02 The new version of the 'What are those!!' meme
"I like the pain. The pain is good" is my new message alert.
The keto part is too funny 😅