"No Turkey!?": The Best of Mark and Jez: Part 2 | One Hour Compilation | Peep Show

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  • @parkerhughes434
    @parkerhughes434 Год назад +412

    I don't know why, but the line "It was a christmas joke." gets me everytime.
    He's so devastated by Marks outburst.

    • @harrisonhaine1199
      @harrisonhaine1199 Год назад +30

      It gets me because it’s a joke that isn’t really christmasy at all and isn’t really even a joke

    • @vonum7530
      @vonum7530 Год назад

      YOU CRETIN,!!! @@harrisonhaine1199

    • @NalesnikZdrzemem
      @NalesnikZdrzemem Месяц назад +3

      @@harrisonhaine1199 calm down Mark

  • @mccallosone4903
    @mccallosone4903 Год назад +527

    the turkey scene is top 5 All Time Peep Show moments

    • @luufia
      @luufia Год назад +43

      of the top of my head ,
      1 pissing in the church ,
      2 mark getting the win vs the bookclub snob ,
      3 Superhans getting his crack back with a bat ,
      4 4 naaan ? thats insane,
      5 moroccan cuisine for awesome dinner guests
      god i need a rewatch !!

    • @BH-98
      @BH-98 Год назад +5

      @@luufiamoments 2 & 3 are in the same scene

    • @lolnickfox
      @lolnickfox Год назад +9

      @@luufiaI hope 6 is Mummy the hairy turkey. It could easily be.

    • @ljones2087
      @ljones2087 Год назад +3

      @@lolnickfox I rate it higher than the others there

    • @joel-strohmeier
      @joel-strohmeier Год назад

      @@luufiathat’s a great list

  • @619wisey
    @619wisey Год назад +491

    So much respect to the admin still running this channel.
    Props to you soldier 🙏🏾 🫡

    • @philcorrigan5641
      @philcorrigan5641 Год назад +17

      They must have uploaded about 80 per cent of the entire series at this point

    • @iloveass8851
      @iloveass8851 Год назад +4

      ​@@philcorrigan5641I think there's all of it here on this channel,yeah.

    • @AndreMonthy
      @AndreMonthy Год назад +5

      At some point they will have made a thumbnail with every frame of the show

  • @893loses
    @893loses Год назад +64

    I never realized how mark sounds exactly like his father when jeremy pranks him about the turkey

  • @PeaceDweller
    @PeaceDweller 11 месяцев назад +40

    Jeremy taking the "wank bullet" for Mark and confessing to Jan is still one of the funniest scenes in British comedy for the past 30 years. Absolutely roaring with laughter when I first saw it.

    • @JonahChickering-j9n
      @JonahChickering-j9n 10 месяцев назад +3

      I have a disease, a walking disease 😂

    • @VikiJohnson1975
      @VikiJohnson1975 9 месяцев назад

      "I did the downloading, and I did the wank"

  • @rhythmandblues_alibi
    @rhythmandblues_alibi 5 месяцев назад +6

    Super Hans looks, unironically, absolutely stunning wearing black eyeliner.

  • @thejordanchronicles6715
    @thejordanchronicles6715 9 месяцев назад +17

    ‘I’m eating a fruit corner, Jeremy’ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @antzooma
    @antzooma Год назад +54

    irony is Jez is useless and would've normally forgotten to do whatever it was, it's just that he really likes Christmas

  • @str0kedj
    @str0kedj Год назад +20

    Hans is just the best

  • @mrror8933
    @mrror8933 9 месяцев назад +9

    Need a coke, a tuna sandwich, and just mong out to some snow patrol.

  • @ericbana5508
    @ericbana5508 Год назад +18

    If txt kisses were real kisses the world would be an orgy 😂😂

  • @adils786
    @adils786 Год назад +79

    I love this show so much - the fact that all this shit is available on youtube is a treasure

  • @_ATW_
    @_ATW_ 9 месяцев назад +6

    NGL I think it's awesome on the rare moments when Mark loses it and lays into people. It's like his repressed demons finally come out lol.

  • @maartenvandam344
    @maartenvandam344 11 месяцев назад +12

    29:54 The look of uttere hatred and disgust on Mark's face and the anger in his voice when he hears the third possible father might be Jeff.
    Jeff!? You did it with Jeff?! Priceless.

  • @kitpalmer1583
    @kitpalmer1583 11 месяцев назад +10

    "The Untalented Mr Ripley"

  • @katagirl3000
    @katagirl3000 Год назад +10

    haven't laughed out loud like that since the last time i watched a peep show ep

  • @foreverhungry84
    @foreverhungry84 Год назад +10

    crack!, but you love crack. best line ever

  • @Wandering_Chemist
    @Wandering_Chemist Год назад +30

    23:39 I will quote this at my wedding and go even lower than Mark: “You would rape me but you wouldn’t make love to me…” lol 😂 Priceless…

  • @mitchkroener
    @mitchkroener Год назад +9

    The Kenneth dildo speech is one of David Mitchell’s finest bits of acting

  • @humblebean957
    @humblebean957 Год назад +12

    Mental posho 😂 fucking gold

  • @brho0ome1000
    @brho0ome1000 10 месяцев назад +4

    We want new season these guys are the funniest people I ever watched

  • @pji1979
    @pji1979 Год назад +11

    "What is this? Farty Guantanamo?"

  • @shirty2
    @shirty2 11 месяцев назад +5

    I’m going to sprint to Londis.

  • @mrsilly6155
    @mrsilly6155 Год назад +9

    I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy

  • @charleycurls_
    @charleycurls_ 4 месяца назад +1

    Probably off to get him a complementary fare dodgers colouring book.😂😂

  • @maartenvandam344
    @maartenvandam344 Год назад +3

    That's very sensible, abeit hallucinatory advice.

  • @alexdelacotte9031
    @alexdelacotte9031 4 месяца назад

    Always loved the bit where Hans asks Mark to look after his Casey pipe for him!!

  • @NorthWalesKid
    @NorthWalesKid Год назад +22

    Men with ven

  • @tig_229
    @tig_229 Год назад +10

    1:05:07 Hans’ glare is brilliant

  • @grug7650
    @grug7650 Год назад +11

    Got a men with ven tattoo last week!!

  • @maartenvandam344
    @maartenvandam344 4 месяца назад +1

    A naan and a half each? That's insane! Even with an incredibly creamy lamb passander.

  • @noka1979
    @noka1979 Год назад +7

    I love watching clips from my favourite shows, its lol stuff

  • @jrb1802uk
    @jrb1802uk Год назад +2

    Yay! We're out , and not in the Wank flannel 🤣🤣🤣

  • @michelangelo3617
    @michelangelo3617 11 месяцев назад +1

    52:00 legend

  • @QIKUGAMES-QIKU
    @QIKUGAMES-QIKU Год назад +2

    If i see TOFURKEY its On ! 😂

  • @Sickofdrawingcowboys717
    @Sickofdrawingcowboys717 26 дней назад +1

    Sorry. Snake.

  • @septicwomb4394
    @septicwomb4394 10 месяцев назад +2

    Ticket lady is the blind date from The Office.

    • @Philosoph-ali
      @Philosoph-ali 2 месяца назад

      Sophie is also in The Office

  • @1ukjunglednbraver
    @1ukjunglednbraver 11 месяцев назад +2

    The curry bit is so funny,

  • @calvinmarkpayne
    @calvinmarkpayne Год назад +2

    Four lasagne? Four?

  • @martinlaver007
    @martinlaver007 Месяц назад

    Men with ven 😂

  • @Kyle-cb6yl
    @Kyle-cb6yl 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm still annoyed we didn't get to see dobbys reaction to the truth

  • @gordonlekfors2708
    @gordonlekfors2708 Год назад +3

    57:30: I never understood why Hans is sitting outside the party if he hated it so godawful much

    • @Hi-Fitxt
      @Hi-Fitxt Год назад +5

      Fairly certain it's his place

    • @JJ-iq8mi
      @JJ-iq8mi 11 месяцев назад

      It's his own flat.

  • @alenparker3056
    @alenparker3056 Год назад +30

    We need a new peep show.. I'm sure viewership will surge.

    • @PeaceDweller
      @PeaceDweller 10 месяцев назад +2

      The cult following has steadily grown since the series ended so I am sure in the future we will get something. Not a series but I can see an hour special on the horizon.

  • @FianMatkin
    @FianMatkin Год назад +15

    Why they don't make any more British comedies like this is beyond me. 😂

    • @str0kedj
      @str0kedj Год назад +17

      They can't the woke crowd hate it. Same with inbetweeners

    • @drewwhy5541
      @drewwhy5541 Год назад +9

      It’s not diverse enough. I not even joking.

    • @masonharvath-gerrans832
      @masonharvath-gerrans832 Год назад

      @@str0kedjcould you piss off? Seriously, just do us all a favour and stop spewing your right wing bile everywhere?

    • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
      @Elrond_Hubbard_1 Год назад +5

      Because there's a straight white man in the show. It's illegal because it's anti-woke. OMFG we're such victims 😢😢

    • @JJ-iq8mi
      @JJ-iq8mi 11 месяцев назад +1

      Woke.

  • @gewhiz1494
    @gewhiz1494 Год назад +3

    He didn’t deserve that!
    Wellll…

  • @WilliamLucas-hy8mx
    @WilliamLucas-hy8mx Год назад +10

    David Mitchell is pretty AF in the purple pyjamas

    • @619wisey
      @619wisey Год назад +4

      That's sick.. why is that sick?

  • @JamesRyanChapelow
    @JamesRyanChapelow Год назад +11

    I love the peep show! “5 garlic bread! That’s mad!”

    • @isaacmanning4418
      @isaacmanning4418 Год назад +9

      4 Naans Jeremy? 4? That’s insane!

    • @davidz3879
      @davidz3879 Год назад +10

      I assume you've deliberately written that quote badly wrong.

    • @isaacmanning4418
      @isaacmanning4418 Год назад +4

      @@davidz3879 id hope so

    • @mehmetdemir4858
      @mehmetdemir4858 Год назад +2

      @@davidz3879 whoosh

    • @davidz3879
      @davidz3879 Год назад +1

      @@mehmetdemir4858 Not at all - like I said, he's deliberately misquoting Mark. It only has one like, so very few people like his lame attempt at a joke.

  • @harrythomas1252
    @harrythomas1252 Год назад +2

    23:00

  • @glowing571
    @glowing571 Год назад +18

    Mark and Jez are characters in Peep Show.

  • @CedrickTudge
    @CedrickTudge Год назад +3

    Great job on the volume levels.... Not

    • @jonathangriffin7042
      @jonathangriffin7042 Год назад +2

      Agree, all the work to find the clips and yet they couldn’t be bothered to play it through and find that the volumes were all over the place.

    • @CedrickTudge
      @CedrickTudge Год назад

      @@jonathangriffin7042 its a shame

  • @TheDive99
    @TheDive99 11 месяцев назад

    Is Superhans thinks its bad ...

  • @Amanda-cd6dm
    @Amanda-cd6dm 9 месяцев назад

    I ran one time. One fucking time

  • @chrismcdonald7713
    @chrismcdonald7713 11 месяцев назад

    Fancy Guantameno

  • @chiefcheeser
    @chiefcheeser Год назад +7

    That episode where they're stuck in the flat is the worst.

    • @mccallosone4903
      @mccallosone4903 Год назад +8

      if by "worst" you mean "best", then you are correct

    • @davidz3879
      @davidz3879 Год назад +13

      What?! It's great! S7 e4, Nether Zone, is the best ep of s7.

    • @Magboy1010
      @Magboy1010 Год назад +5

      "What if a squirrel fancies a sausage?" got a laugh from me

    • @davidz3879
      @davidz3879 Год назад +3

      @@Magboy1010 It's a great bottle episode.

  • @DavieLad85
    @DavieLad85 Год назад +8

    This was possibly the most shockingly hilarious scene in the entire show, I couldn’t breathe for a full two minutes after seeing it for the first time.

    • @olafgustav6810
      @olafgustav6810 Год назад +20

      Mate theres about 400 clips here

    • @t3hpenguinofd00m
      @t3hpenguinofd00m Год назад +4

      Which scene?

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 Год назад

      Yes, that scene was particularly hilarious. Much better than the other although it was entertaining.

  • @martinmills135
    @martinmills135 Год назад +127

    “an unpaid extra in the climactic scene of someone else’s rom-com.”
    -so accurate.

  • @liamreid5407
    @liamreid5407 Год назад +78

    Mark’s reaction to Jez joking about not getting the turkey is how I imagine Jeremy Clarkson reacted when Oisin Tymon told him he couldn’t have a steak at the Simonstone Hall Hotel

  • @elsiemarina2572
    @elsiemarina2572 9 месяцев назад +30

    Mark's eyes when subjecting Jez to that 2nd big curry are something else lol.

  • @JoeWedgwood-ik9zo
    @JoeWedgwood-ik9zo Год назад +42

    That wasn’t very Christmasy…

    • @skywolfx76
      @skywolfx76 Год назад +6

      No, it wasn't... I apologize....

  • @saladfingers.
    @saladfingers. Год назад +25

    Two words: mental posho 😂😂 still gets me!

  • @Muzza2023
    @Muzza2023 Год назад +25

    Can’t believe Mark got a Nann and a half each but getting 4 Nann would be Insane

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +61

    The most anticipated sequel since Quantocking II.

  • @NatS3703
    @NatS3703 8 месяцев назад +12

    6:50 i love that delivery , you can hear how much he loves mark and can see how sad mark is for what he just said

  • @str0kedj
    @str0kedj Год назад +11

    Men with ven

  • @buddythewonderdog8065
    @buddythewonderdog8065 Год назад +15

    "Homeless Ball Pit Witch." The way he says it so casually...kills me everytime.

  • @overlook237
    @overlook237 Год назад +22

    Ive got every episode on dvd and they show it on All 4 but i love these complilations.

    • @SuperRedVeg
      @SuperRedVeg 4 месяца назад

      Same here. Peep show is the greatest

  • @Mine4062
    @Mine4062 7 месяцев назад +8

    10:46 One of the best moments is the rope on the balcony scene. "Yean, I could pull you up using my muscles!" 😂😂

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 4 месяца назад +5

    That's your punishment of last recourse? Free travel?!

  • @893loses
    @893loses Год назад +9

    If the men came, with their guns

  • @PJR29787
    @PJR29787 Год назад +7

    You really forget how good peep show was until it pops back up on yt!

  • @sijiadegoke
    @sijiadegoke 7 месяцев назад +6

    that turkey scene man, every second, every expression, everything was just pure gold

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe 6 месяцев назад +4

    i wonder if they could pull off jeeves & wooster. suspect may be good

  • @QIKUGAMES-QIKU
    @QIKUGAMES-QIKU Год назад +8

    Hans and his Crack habit

  • @Muzza2023
    @Muzza2023 Год назад +6

    He opened the fridge so surely he must’ve saw the big massive turkeyy

  • @obroni
    @obroni Месяц назад +2

    Brand-name Pop Tarts, but economy vodka? I approve of these shopping choices!

  • @MTG77177
    @MTG77177 6 месяцев назад +3

    This train is running on time! This is unprecedent.

  • @santiagogallego8695
    @santiagogallego8695 Год назад +3

    "you louve crack! its your faaaavorite!"

  • @caseysu7988
    @caseysu7988 4 месяца назад +1

    Men with ven

  • @noticiasinmundicias
    @noticiasinmundicias Год назад +6

    Normalize the volumes please, sound levels jump from one sequence to another

  • @thebenevolentsun6575
    @thebenevolentsun6575 Месяц назад +1

    Alan steals marks money then punches jez in the bollocks all for free

  • @morganjohnson4332
    @morganjohnson4332 11 месяцев назад +1

    Why wouldn’t you break a window 😂

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 Год назад +1

    Ian James Chapman.

    • @mrror8933
      @mrror8933 9 месяцев назад +1

      Plot twist: it's actually Jeff's baby.

  • @Philosoph-ali
    @Philosoph-ali 2 месяца назад

    Shes in MENSA for gods sake

  • @ccoe4
    @ccoe4 Год назад

    Loving these videos! Is there any way you can sort the audio so I don't have to keep turning the sound up and down?!

  • @Catonius
    @Catonius Год назад +9

    audio levels are up and down.

  • @brho0ome1000
    @brho0ome1000 10 месяцев назад

    Peep show must have new seasosn

  • @Troll_the_Trolls
    @Troll_the_Trolls 11 месяцев назад

    Eccieo

  • @victorymansions
    @victorymansions Год назад +2

    18:32 Probably a dead bolt, basically a rectangular shape that doesn't slide onto a catch. It is completely possible to open a sliding catch mechanism with a piece of flexible plastic to open a locked door. I know this because I locked myself out and fortunately my landlord kept a bunch of filing wallets on the ground floor (health and safety kinda stuff for the tenants to refer to, fire alarm codes etc). Ever since I did that and have moved to a different accommodation, I always change the lock to a deadbolt. If you don't have one, your door is never truly locked.

  • @TinPanAlleh
    @TinPanAlleh 7 месяцев назад

    11:52

  • @Amanda-cd6dm
    @Amanda-cd6dm 9 месяцев назад

    I want to talk about John Webb and Robert Mitchell, in Reader's Digest

  • @gordoncampbell100
    @gordoncampbell100 Год назад +13

    The ink shortage in Denmark still makes me laugh like a maniac all these years later.

  • @FuckinJay
    @FuckinJay Год назад +2

    Jeremy detector van