12 Things Teachers Say vs What They Actually Mean
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- Our teachers say many things. But what do they really mean? [Titan Academy Ep.40]
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Which one of these things do your teachers often say to you?
Hi
the one where the thing does thing
M
Hi
Idk
Madam Soot Beng's last scene was so touching... Atleast we now know that she is actually there to save/help the students, from the imminent disaster....
True
SPOILERS
wow
Agrer
Agree
"the bell doesnt dismiss you"
"i dismiss you"
THAT MADE MY DAYYY BECAUSE OGS WOULD REMEMBER 🤧
"i AM the bell"
Actually I also said “I dismiss you" unintentionally.... But found out that whole T1T5 was also saying it... 😂😂
I really thought it's gonna be the "I am the bell" again🤣
ruclips.net/video/fL0NySP4amo/видео.html
I aM tHE bEll
Miss Sherly's most famous dialogue:
"What the heck is wrong with you huh? Such a stoooopid question" 🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
“The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I dismiss YOU.” Such a great quote😂
“Then why have we got a bell then”
@@lukesgamingworld9672 “to go home”
Debbie: I'am the bell🤓🔔
😂
That happens everywhere
"Other class is better"
"Is this a class or fish market?"
Every teacher's iconic line
So very true
Lol relatable-
@ S Manna ♪ yep-
i think Miss Sofia is Russian, cuz she speaks Russian and her name is Sofia
but actually im wondering how russian guy can get in here lol
Teachers: “There are no dumb questions”
Me: “Reality is often disappointing”
There's fun questions.
Hm
Lol
Hmmmm
Yes
3:00 is my favorite part. The way Ms. Sherly said "stupid" made me rolling on the floor 😆
The bell dosent dismiss u i dismiss u is the most iconic line in achool
I love how madam Soot Beng says
“The bell does not dismiss you”
then students said
“I dismiss you”
I am the bell
~ debbie
Not madam soot beng it was mr. Lakosh
ruclips.net/video/fL0NySP4amo/видео.html
Debbie-im da bell
'Is this a classroom?' Or ' Is this a fish market' This is the most used sentence in a school
ESPECIALLY in Indian Schools.
- An Indian
@@shreberry5164 correct I can relate
@@joshplays3472 same
Xd
Yea you remind me of my teacher saying,
This is a zoo or something,everyone be quiet
“The bell doesn’t dismiss,I dismiss you!”
The most used line by teachers.
When my teacher says "Do you want to come up and teach", I say sure, and then I tell the class, "Class Dismissed!"
The four horsemen of teaching:
"It's 'may' I go the the toilet."
"Is this a class or a fish market?"
"The other class is so much better."
"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you."
my brain can't stop noticing the 2 "the" in the first horseman
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My teachers favorites are the "it's 'may' I go to the toilet" and the "is this a classroom or a market"
You missed
“I don’t want to phone your parents.”
And I experienced all of this in elementary school😅😆I miss those moments... In person school....
Mr p lips scolding was rather hilarious and funny. Watched this part over and over again😊
He have 30 years of experience of comedy and movie drama in Singapore. Same group with Jack Neo and Mark Lee.
Fun fact: parents and teachers are really strict because they want the best for us, for us to learn for our mistakes.
Not when your grandmother is strict. But i still love her
@@brooklyn.Q yeah
no shit sherlock
My grandma isnt strict neither are my parents
exept some
Looking at this, I feel like every asian teacher has stated: "Is this a class or fish market?" at least once in their lives 😂
Huh my old teacher has said that at least 25 times xD
Omg same
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And is it your house?! And I vomit blood
My teacher says or is this aZoo
"Is this a classroom, or is this a fish market?"
I'm glad they used our ideas.
Ignore the two annoyances above me.
@@someone7805 yes
Lol in art class my teacher says that like a billion times even tho we're a class full of girls we're the loudest class in our section 😂💅🏼
@@someone7805 I just clicked the links-🙀
@@someone7805 those are just random bots
Teacher : who knows what photosynthesis is
Debbie : photosynthesis is when u synthesis a photo
Bro when they showed the wild boars 💀
I cried laughing when Debbie said:
"Photosynthesis is when you synthesize a photo" lol 😆😆😆
Lol same
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my class and me said the same thing when we were young😭😭
and the teacher used so say the exact thing as Miss Sherly lmaoooo-
I just read this and Debbie said it right timing
Lol
these teachers and i are very much alike. we never reveal the complete truth
Cries
Relatable , very very absurdly overly relatable
U hv 2 read d username 2 get it
I have seen you around the internet
omg don't kill me impostor from among us
When madam soot began said to Vincent "I don't see you go at lunch recess or at home" I be like you aren't aloud to stalk Vincent when he's at home
I just started to get back to watching this series, I'm currently watching this one. My hope is that Madam Soot Beng is just acting strict while in reality, she's not just saving her class, but the entire Academy
"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you"
"The bell doesn't dismisses me, it dismisses you!"
"I don't dismiss the bell, you dismiss the bell"
"I don't dismiss you, I dismiss the bell"
*"I am the bell"*
No Mr. Lakosh!
"The bell does not dismiss me, it dismisses you!"
"You do not dismiss the bell, I dismiss the bell!"
"I don't dismiss you. I dismiss the bell."
*"I am the bell."*
AHSHAHSHAHAHHSAHAHH
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch why are you like this. This is the third time this week now-
"The bell doesnt dismiss you, I dismiss you."
"I am the bell"
Wise words
You mean like Debbie in this video? ruclips.net/video/GdxciZzxJQQ/видео.html
lol
2:21 Photosynthesis is how ETC is activated by light to excite the electron at P680+ to oxidize water to make ATP. In photosystem I, water is oxidized and NADP+ becomes NADPH. In photosystem II, P780 reduces NADPH back to NADP+, creating 5 ATPs.
Nerd
Bravo!!!👏🤯
@@aaravprogameingff8036 I am one.
That "what is photosynthesis?" Questions reminds me if the time during chemistry class the teacher asked us what would be the charge of atom if it loses electron answer was positive but majority if the class said negative so the teacher gave the whole class punishment of writing "if atom loses electron it bears positive charge" 1000 times my hands still hurt rememebering that
Every teacher in the world doesn't leave the dialogue "is this a class or a fish market" literally our every class teacher used to say this
im in Russia and our teachers never say this
@@kapustka0035 In India, teachers do.
When i saw this comment i went to the part it says that
Well I'm sorry I'm in india
Theory: Madam Soot beng is being strict because she doesn't want to leave her favourite class, she actually came to save the class
and she is vicky’s mom
Woah, 35 likes in just 8 mins!
Its Madam Soot Beng, not Madan *Shoot* Beng
let’s have mr Dan do this 6:15 to mr Alan
@@littlemark7154 Madan is gonna shoot Beng what should we do
I’m years late, but this shows how much patience a teacher has without blurting what they actually wanted to say
1:32 is literally my teacher acting like I'm not forgetful at all and expect me to have photographic memory💀
I can’t believe it. This is just too much. Jian Hao’s videos are just getting better and better every single episode. It’s like a Netflix Series, where they post an episode every Sunday. Keep it up Jian Hao! ❤️
I agree strongly!
Jian hao: my goal beyond your understanding
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This video spit out facts
G TV
“Is this a fish market?” “Is this a Zoo?”
Literally every teacher uses this
Ikr our teacher always says ARE YOU IN THE MOUNTAIN
ARE WE IN A CARNIVAL?!?
This is the reason why the world is out of fish
Bruh no one says that
In India they do people say its common
Mr.Phillip : goes to use the bathroom, proceeds to leave with out washing hands 🤣
Bruh moment 😂❤
0:07 it was the first time i saw hao being late lol
"Photosynthesis is when you synthesize a photo."
I love Debbie.
ruclips.net/video/fL0NySP4amo/видео.html.,
@@Memecious
Stop sending links!
@Amelia Kamel🌹 F
She said it with the most innocent face it felt genuine
@@ngankhayseng7905 why he funny with rick roll and among (amog) us
“ the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I dismiss you”
Ahh yes only the OG’s will remember 😌
I'm the bell
@Ríft_JosëpF21 why are you depressed
its said in nearly every school-
"No Mr Lakosh the bell does not dismiss me it dismisses you"
"I dont dismis the bell you dismiss the bell"
😂
Yeah old days🥲
Vicky: " The study of cameras is photosynthesis"
My one friend: writes the same in exams
Best parts:
1. Laughing at the teacher (main)
2. Scolding
"I need a ride back home mom"
**Literally any student with one of their parents as their teachers**
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch so?
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch when same pfp, and btw, why are you spamming "blm is anti Asian" in every video
My dad is the principal 😭😭😭😭
Madam Soot Beng: " I'm glad you guys are still here "
Vicky: " I need a ride home, Mom "
Madam Soot Beng:
" So you have chosen, *death?* "
info: this is a joke!!
Nope
@a child has Born اللة اكبر
She smiles though
She doesn’t say that blind
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Main: Coming late (making excuses)
Partial: Correcting the teacher (blame others)
Main parts [Real Friends]:
1. Coming late (top)
(For Madam Soot Beng hates)
2. Correcting the teacher (partial)
(For Madam Soot Beng hates)
Watching videos
Running in a hallway
Laughing at the teacher (by Mr Phillip)
Extra part: Going to the toilet (for Madam Soot Beng hates)
They mean after saying:
Asking questions
*Priority [Fake Friends] (by Miss Sherly):
Results
Answering questions
Mental* (by Mr Dan):
Playing games
Getting caught
Recess
Priority before main:
Extensions
Scolding (by Mrs Nancy)
Mainly after priority:
Pop quiz
The bell (school ends)
The Titan Academy series is just getting more suspenseful! After the ending of last week’s video with Madam Soot Beng’s return, I was hooked to keep watching the same scene over and over. I find that this school series is amazing and unlike any other ones I have seen before. A massive congratulation to the Titan team.
ruclips.net/video/fL0NySP4amo/видео.html. ..
no
bruh u legit copied the top comment -_-
Omg, in the short film, i then thought madam soot bang took the children easy Remember she said that teachers put to much pressure on kids. I love the series!
@@skrxes yeah and he doesn’t even care
"Is this a classroom, or a fish market?!"
That's so relatable..
YESSSS
In India teacher use sabzi bazar ( vegetable market )
@@blank3.0 some still use fish market lol
Our teacher once said *is this a fish room or a class market?* all the class was like tf !?
@@Rit6 she was so frustrated she mixed up the words common for teachers
Can we just appreciate that Miss Sherly’s “What they actually mean” was still as kind as anyones...
4:13 Miss Sophia:Gives an entire lecture about the class
Ren Yi Xiang:Does than mean an extension
"I need a ride home mom!" lol that gives me happiness
When you call your teacher mom when she is not your mom
@@dannycastillo9579 Lol but Vicky is madam soot bengs’s mom in Titan so-
@@MissedDrawzx daughter*
@@takethisl873 I-
Where did I say daughter??
And eat carefully
I said “*Vicky* is *madam soot-bengs’s* *mom* ”
@@MissedDrawzx I was correcting you btw
WHO LOVES THE TITAN ACADEMY SERIES AND MADAM SOOT BENG IS BACK!!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
@@AmanderSings NGL, THAT SHADE OF LIPSTICK LOOKS CRAZY GOOD ON U :) AND I CAN'T CONTROLL MY HAPPINESS AFTER SEEING U AGAIN
We missed madam soot beng and everyone who watches Jianhaotan loves the Titan academy series
@@AmanderSings ayeee hi amander
I love how just before the video ends, we get a shot of Madam SootBeng looking exasperated but you can notice she's trying not to smile. I don't know if that's just the actor or on purpose but I love it.
"is this a class or a FISH MARKET?!" my teachers always say this!
Every Personality in Class T1T5 (At the Moment):-
JianHao: The Leader
Denise: The Genius
Vincent: The Class Clown
Debbie: The Doormat (The Bell 😁)
Nicole: The Latecomer
Ren Yi Xiang: The Changed
Kevin: The Half-Bully, Half-Bullied (The 'Buff')
Trev: The Crybaby
Jasmine: The Influencer (The Fashionista)
Vicky: The Snacker
Cherylene: The Loud One (The Selfless 😢)
Abbey: The Crush
Tasha: The Researcher
Ben: The Athlete
Naomi: The Disappeared (Probably on Maternity Leave... again.)
Pei Shi: The Beauty
Hakim: The Dumped
Juhi: The TikToker (The Model)
Hamza: The Flexer
Terry: The Stranger (The Villain)
I love these characters! I hope to make a list for N4T1 soon too! ❤️
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Important:
Debbie: the bell
@@vivien9085
Lemme just... much better. Thanks!
I am the bell!!!
I only hope mdm soot beng teaches n4t1
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME AMANDER USED THAT SHADE OF LIPSTICK, IT LOOKS FABULOUS ON HER AND I WAS WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR SO LONG :)
Same after the end of the last video when madam soot beng came back I was so excited!!
ye
5:18 really made me do “they see me rollin, they hatin”
Gave me the "I'm the bell" flashbacks
JianHao must get an award for being the most relatable person ever
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Agreed
very true
ugh another bot
@@nemzie8273 that’s disrespectful I’m not a bot!
Teacher: "Ask questions, there is no such thing as a bad question."
Student: *asks a question*
Teacher: "The answer is in your textbook, all you have to do is look!"
This happens almost everyday in my class😂😂
Or they say "I'd already answered that one in one of my previous classes. Weren't you attentive?"
@@sahil-06-11 Yeah
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One time in my class my teacher got so mad that she yelled SHUP UP😂
Well,as a student in Macao,China. I can say that our teacher says what they actually mean DIRECTLY instead of just saying.
Anyone else remember "The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you!"
"I am the Bell!" From way back?....
I remember
I do!
Oh yeah! Debbie lol
Debbie said that
Jianhao , you should do a video about “their teacher vs our teacher” where N4T1 gets the nice teacher while T1T5 get the one who shout at the class throughout the whole lesson
They already made that one but that was when soot Beng left
N4T1 Gets Miss Sherly
A
N
D
T1T5 gets mdm soot beng
Hahahaah nice idea
Yeah that would be a cool video
Ayyy JianHao hows it going?
The thing is in my school teachers actual say the “what they mean part” to us out loud lol
The "what they actually mean" is legit my History Teacher when I was in elementary.
MDM soot beng: At least you guys are still here
Vicky: I need a ride home mom 😅
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@@esintaklamatl2065 uhhh nice I guess?
i didn’t even know they were related lol
@@a1ther306 madam soot beng is vickys mother in the ‘i am a teacher’ video
@@mikhaelakolis_ yeah i just watched the i am a teacher video and that actually made me cry
It is so funny when Vicky said that she need a ride to home!!!!!!!
Denise is the only one who cares about the lessons.
Actually most of our teachers are like they don't wanna teach us.
@💋kimi💋 YA haha
Ya
I like how Vicky says I need a ride home mom lol
Madam Soot Beng is like Snowball (BFDI).
Mr. Philip is like Fanny (BFDI).
Teacher: “Don’t be afraid to ask any questions.”
The teacher 10 minutes later: *screaming at the class for asking a dumb question*
Ikr
Fish market LOL I rather say it as Chicken market
TRUE!!!!
so TRUE
yeah thats true
Lol I love how Denise literally brings out her pen immediately while everyone is complaining
Time stamp???
Thanks
Madam sootbang:”ok we’re gonna learn about friction”
Me:* “learned friction in grade 3😳” *
Jianhao: good looking heroes
Shows Gigachad Squidward
Mdm soot Beng: “the bell does not dismiss you”
Students: “I dismiss you”
BLM is anti Asian
Stolen from friends xd
@Abir Arivan Alex Arul I reported him 😊
We know
Am am the bell
I would love to see Madam Soot Beng and Vicky interact more in class. That would be so much fun to watch.
yeah me too
7:48 is so funny when mr.p lip saying chinese and i know what did he say is so funny😂
5:18 I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE😵💫😵💫😵💫
If I was a teacher and Mr Dan I will be like: " At least the students are exercising "
Jasmine crystalbel Kevin hakim and sunny will do exercise lol 🤣
Sorry I was to addicted to people do work out video by team titan because Ths people are doing work out or exercise are Jasmine madam soot beng mr Dan Crystalbel Kevin hakim sunny and the team titan directors yup That's why I am thinking ;)
Theory: Mr Muthu raja comes back with the infinity gauntlet, and saves Titan academy, after snapping The new organisation away
no he wont. i heard he actually left titan to start his own channel; unless he decides to come back.
@@bhanvi953 what no they are both different people ridwaan is in this series go to the part of where she says about the extension
@@bhanvi953 no they arent lmao. you might be confusing him with the indian prata guy. im talking about the old class t1t5 teacher
@@Wayne2. The actor left Titan yes. Only way they can get him back is as freelancer lorh. Unlike Mr Lakosh's actor
Dude this is my favourite part when the teacher or the student's soul jumped out their body 😂😂😂
madam soot bang: “i said sit!”
me: **puts bag down and sits down on the floor**
"Is this a classroom or a fish market" every teachers iconic line 🤣🤣🤣 my teacher always said tht especially my sst teacher in 6th 🤣
my teacher always do that
S
I am hearing this since my nursery.
ruclips.net/video/fL0NySP4amo/видео.html
I've actually never heard a teacher say that somehow. And I've already had 13 years of school and during those years I've been in several chaotic classes😂. I would almost say that some of them were almost worse than t1t5
This Titan academy series is getting better and better every time so proud of you jianhao keep making my life better ❤️
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"Have I been talking to the wall or something?!" *Imagines her talking to the wall* Lol
I realizes that miss sherly say to Trev is " As long as you " like Song As Long As You Huat . Wow is crazy detail that i found at titan acedemy 😊
“I need a ride home mom”
“WELL THEN AT LEAST DENISE IS STILL HERE”
“Um madam soot beng, I already learned this myself a year ago, but I want to revise”
“OH MY GOD IM GOING TO WATCH ENDGAME NOW”
Btw I think mdm soot beng did actually come back to help the class
Yep!,she totally did
her behavior definitely says that she is here to save the class
Vicky: I need a ride home mom
Madam Soot Beng: Is this seriously my child..? 👁👄👁🖐🏻
Lol
You know what could be awesome for video? Types of Student's Parents. We already had Jianhao's, Vicky's, Trev's (though missing atm), Debbie's, and at least Ren Yi Xiang's mom is mentioned. Would be curious in what Denise's or Vincent's parents are like.
@@ChrisX_212 ooh that’s a good idea!
@@ChrisX_212 Truee I'm very curious what Denise's parent(s) are like though.. O>O
Mr Dan: Look there's even a character with my face on it!!!
Students: UGHHHHHHH
"I need a ride home mom" made me laugh cuz I thought she'll stay😭
"I need a right home mom."
Madam Soot Beng is back and so is the old Vicky.
Man the look of sheer dissapointment on Soot Beng's face is real.
at least she still has denise ig XD
"What a stoooopid question?"- Miss Sherly
Loved the line so much that i had to watch it at least 3 times
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Blm is anti asian
I'm happy that I wasn't the only one.
StooOOOpid question
Jianhao:”i was stuck in traffic”
When theres no traffic in Singapore
3:03
“What the *H E K K* is wrong with you 啊?”
“What a *STOOOOPID* questiÖn!”
“Everything is in your textbook, all you gotta do is just to look down and *✨R E A D .✨”*
I love miss Sherly XD
The “fish market” is the most use word from teacher at any school.
Also the “zoo” XD
In mine too. But that wasn't used for nearly 2 years cuz of online classes
So now it became 'the other class is much better than yours!'
@@death_devil037 ah yes this is just always the most common one in secondary. But in primary is always market or zoo
@@-DR3A- yeah
"just because a teacher from another class gives you homework doesnt make this class any less important"
just because you have other students homework to mark doesnt make my homework any less important
PFFT-I CHOCKED ON THIS COMMENT-
LOL
شكرا
شكرا
LMAOO
I dont understand a single thing😑
2:17 "It's when you synthesize a photo!" 😂
Madam soot beng:the bell does not dismiss you- class:I dismiss you😩
I just love the way he advertises his sponsors, so creative, like just another part of the skit!!!
Yups, that's where the money comes from
Students while coming to school after online classes for a year be like:
"Ma'am I'm sorry I had network issues..."
"OH SHOOT-"
ma man congratulationsyou got reply bots
omg hii we meet again :3
Everyone report the second reply
@@sparkle1336 Haiii
@@imgonnaputsomedirtinureyedabs I did
“At least you guys are still here 😌”
“I need a ride home mom 😃”
Principal:you’re fired.teacher:oh i know why:principal:GET OUT NOW!!!!!