Reacting To Straight Pride Memes

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  • Опубликовано: 4 июл 2020
  • Yay straight pride memes
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  • @Jammidodger
    @Jammidodger  3 года назад +4949

    Hope you liked the video! (Sorry to anyone born in January, I was just kidding 😝💛) Much love!

    • @NoraDG9000
      @NoraDG9000 3 года назад +135

      I was born in January :(

    • @nutkja
      @nutkja 3 года назад +120

      I was born in January and I agree that it is the worst month 😅

    • @miae5358
      @miae5358 3 года назад +28

      Thanks Jamie!

    • @TR-bk1ts
      @TR-bk1ts 3 года назад +24

      30th December so pretty close

    • @stardustlizzie
      @stardustlizzie 3 года назад +30

      I was born in January

  • @mgm9535
    @mgm9535 3 года назад +4039

    Idk why “you can’t have babies” is a big argument of being gay for homophobic people, like there are sooo many kids that need to be adopted

    • @gracevangundy9673
      @gracevangundy9673 3 года назад +377

      it seems St*aight People’s only goal in life is to have children and anyone who can’t or doesn’t have a child is bad😡

    • @user-wk2gi5cp9y
      @user-wk2gi5cp9y 3 года назад +171

      @@gracevangundy9673 not sure about that but this statement is more to religious ppl:
      Making kids makes their god happy
      for them, sxx is only for procreation n shouldnt be enjoyed

    • @user-wk2gi5cp9y
      @user-wk2gi5cp9y 3 года назад +95

      @@gracevangundy9673 i myself dont like to have kids. I guess im just bad

    • @undineskrastina9787
      @undineskrastina9787 3 года назад +230

      That way they're also attacking straight people who happen to be infertile...

    • @probablydeadidk1087
      @probablydeadidk1087 3 года назад +128

      Also lesbians/wlw can now have a child of their own without the donation of sperm and both women will be the biological mothers.

  • @bluesansball3707
    @bluesansball3707 3 года назад +2437

    “We’re straight because we can have children!”
    Infertile people: 🏳️‍🌈

    • @19Slim68
      @19Slim68 3 года назад +10

      Shaming infertile people makes you open-minded and tolerant. 😂

    • @bluesansball3707
      @bluesansball3707 3 года назад +265

      @@19Slim68 I’m not shaming infertile people, I’m making a joke about how the person who said that originally seemed to leave out infertile people from their dumbass statement

    • @oka5969
      @oka5969 3 года назад +133

      bi/pansexual ppl in a hetero relationship:
      overpopulation:

    • @crazydiamond156
      @crazydiamond156 3 года назад +136

      Oh, I didn't know when you're in menopause you're not straight anymore HHAHAHAH

    • @oka5969
      @oka5969 3 года назад +119

      @@crazydiamond156 whoops brb telling my mom shes gay now

  • @averythomas4024
    @averythomas4024 3 года назад +1898

    I was raised by two moms and the sperm donor was gay himself so the whole "you have straight people to thank for giving you life" is completely out of question for me

    • @sunnishinesky8709
      @sunnishinesky8709 3 года назад +230

      *they have no power here*

    • @masonhart4458
      @masonhart4458 3 года назад +6

      @@sunnishinesky8709 ?

    • @Gabriel-cg5ex
      @Gabriel-cg5ex 3 года назад +202

      In the homophobes logic I guess u were never born then, u just don't exist

    • @Tia-gy1ij
      @Tia-gy1ij 3 года назад +56

      Seeeee OMG this is like the best example!!!

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 3 года назад +32

      @@Gabriel-cg5ex they are a rumor

  • @stolasburrito74656
    @stolasburrito74656 3 года назад +1292

    “You exist because your parents were straight”
    Bisexuals: Are we a joke to you?

    • @stringcheese8936
      @stringcheese8936 3 года назад +123

      (Not to be that person, you seem cool) and pansexuals, polysexuals, omnisexuals, and trans/cus gay couples

    • @stringcheese8936
      @stringcheese8936 3 года назад +40

      *cis

    • @stolasburrito74656
      @stolasburrito74656 3 года назад +59

      @@stringcheese8936 you’re right, them too, sorry

    • @stringcheese8936
      @stringcheese8936 3 года назад +24

      @@stolasburrito74656 nah it's ok :)

    • @Buh-byee
      @Buh-byee 3 года назад +61

      Like bro-
      We're not even here we're just an hallucination

  • @forg_6127
    @forg_6127 3 года назад +2916

    Homophobes: kids deserve a mom and a dad 💫also homophobes :disowns and kicks out child for being LGBTQ+ so the child has neither a mom or a dad

    • @andrewhaywood3853
      @andrewhaywood3853 3 года назад +26

      Plankton _ yep quite 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @forg_6127
      @forg_6127 3 года назад +98

      Layla Brooks studies are HARVARD have literally said that theirs not a difference and that gay couples bring more happiness(not all times)

    • @LuckyLittleLoki
      @LuckyLittleLoki 3 года назад +46

      @@laylabrooks5505 Where I live (IN THE STATES), it IS illegal to adopt if youre gay :(

    • @adaon2282
      @adaon2282 3 года назад +92

      There was this one homophobic guy in a comment section who said that two women or two men can’t raise kids because a woman should take the role of the compassionate caregiver while the man cold and strict . made me reallly mad

    • @forg_6127
      @forg_6127 3 года назад +21

      UltimateLolita :3 why do homophobes smh

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer 3 года назад +2960

    This video is mainly comprised of a trans bisexual man complaining about the lack of aesthetically pleasing content and I’m living for it.

    • @scydot.1622
      @scydot.1622 3 года назад +38

      we all are

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 3 года назад +16

      This is true, which makes me happy

    • @sylviemartin5932
      @sylviemartin5932 3 года назад +26

      wait jamie's bi? i knew he was trans but i was a bit confused on his sexuality-

    • @taylor41
      @taylor41 3 года назад +7

      i cant like it’s at 666

    • @kryph1
      @kryph1 3 года назад +5

      I thought that this was going a whole diffrent direction

  • @littlekittymyew1079
    @littlekittymyew1079 3 года назад +1636

    Homophobes: Straight pride! Whoooo!
    Transgender human being: _I’m straight too!_
    Homophobes: *you weren’t supposed to do that*

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 3 года назад +31

      nice 👍🏻

    • @kobe4212
      @kobe4212 3 года назад +20

      Nah it's called being Super Straight, we're only attracted to real women

    • @masonhart4458
      @masonhart4458 3 года назад +166

      @@kobe4212 I really hope you're joking.

    • @HiHello-cw9vc
      @HiHello-cw9vc 3 года назад +74

      @@masonhart4458 I don’t think this is satire. I saw an actual channel that supported super straight and super gay. They have like 200 subs.

    • @HiHello-cw9vc
      @HiHello-cw9vc 3 года назад +122

      @@kobe4212 I believe it’s ok to have preferences and not want to date trans people, but making a fake sexuality, calling it super straight (which implies that you’re more straight than straight people who will date trans people. You’re not more straight because you won’t date trans people, because trans men and men and trans women and women.) You also imply that trans men aren’t men and trans women aren’t women.
      TLDR: I think it’s ok to have preferences, but it’s not ok to be transphobic.

  • @faithburt9809
    @faithburt9809 3 года назад +228

    “you exist because your parents were straight”
    me with a bisexual mom: i don’t exist, finally!!

    • @puffcatco
      @puffcatco 3 года назад +5

      _ruby does not exist_

    • @Taekaleaf
      @Taekaleaf Год назад +2

      Me with straight (pretty sure they are anyway) parents who both support the LGBTQIA+ community but one used to not support aroaces/asexuals and nonbinaries but now they do,and me,a questioning person who is currently a girl and also me giving to much info: GIVE ME A SIGNNNNNNN

  • @humanperson0798
    @humanperson0798 3 года назад +5484

    Sign: "hey gay people, thank a straight for your existence!
    My mom: *is bisexual*

    • @NaytGaming
      @NaytGaming 3 года назад +21

      But, she still had straight sex at the end of the day. (I presume)

    • @saltypork101
      @saltypork101 3 года назад +729

      ​@@NaytGaming Yes, but a bisexual person in a committed long-term monogamous relationship is still bisexual.

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 3 года назад +347

      @@NaytGaming
      Irrelevant

    • @khaxjc1
      @khaxjc1 3 года назад +230

      Gwen Cleveland works for a straight mom who had a sperm donor who wasn't a heterosexual cis male too and cases of using a surrogate opens up lots of options. So many options I don't feel like listing them all. Odds are at least a few straight couples have a member of the lgbtq+ community to thank for their kid. And that isn't even considering healthcare workers and so much more. This argument is just so stupid it couldn't hold marbles let alone water.

    • @benjaminbernard2942
      @benjaminbernard2942 3 года назад +205

      I know so many people whose parents have divorced after being married because one of the parents was gay and "thought they could make it work to be normal". Aka, not every straight person makes babies lol

  • @RandomNatureLover
    @RandomNatureLover 3 года назад +3564

    “Thank a straight person for your existence”
    My dad: is bisexual
    My other dad: is gay

    • @alinakutsenko6764
      @alinakutsenko6764 3 года назад +158

      Loved that one

    • @bandanasingh6034
      @bandanasingh6034 3 года назад +91

      @@firstnamelastname7783 they are bi

    • @alexreith4877
      @alexreith4877 3 года назад +216

      First Name Last Name bisexuals, pansexuals, asexuals, grey asexuals.... lots of orientations can be in straight appearing relationships.

    • @firstnamelastname7783
      @firstnamelastname7783 3 года назад +11

      @@alexreith4877
      Ok.

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 3 года назад +6

      I love that

  • @Lehmmi
    @Lehmmi 3 года назад +259

    As an Ace, we don’t get called slurs we are just told that we don’t exist :)

    • @egg_mittens
      @egg_mittens 3 года назад +57

      Aces and aros are hated by so many goshdarn people, but I think it's cuz you guys are called 'ace' and 'aro' like those are the best names they're just jealous
      Have a spectacular day :)

    • @Lehmmi
      @Lehmmi 2 года назад +11

      @LuqmanGamer asexual. Little to no sexual attraction to any gender

    • @randommeowthekitty6482
      @randommeowthekitty6482 2 года назад +11

      But why
      Why don't aces/aros exist
      I just can't-

    • @milkncookiesmoon
      @milkncookiesmoon 2 года назад +4

      @@randommeowthekitty6482 I’m sorry what

    • @randommeowthekitty6482
      @randommeowthekitty6482 2 года назад +13

      PiXen
      I was being confused as to why ace is the only sexuality that apparently doesn't exist

  • @nmalm2114
    @nmalm2114 3 года назад +55

    Jaime: "GAY IS OKAY"
    My ad: "TAKE BIBLE LESSONS"

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 года назад +10

      All the Bible says about it is don't cheat and be honest. Everything else is really vague so it can be safe to assume that they were referencing the don't-lie thing.

    • @nmalm2114
      @nmalm2114 3 года назад +6

      @@charliekahn4205 thats true, but it is associated with homophobia because it is used as a reason to be homophobic

  • @justasnakeperson
    @justasnakeperson 3 года назад +3402

    I love when people say being straight is natural, like tf didn't know gay was an artificial flavor

    • @scarletnxphilim2534
      @scarletnxphilim2534 3 года назад +133

      Underrated comment

    • @connoraugh1626
      @connoraugh1626 3 года назад +63

      PFFFTTTT LMAOOOOO-

    • @rat6848
      @rat6848 3 года назад +141

      Yes i am not even human, i was produced in a lab🤠

    • @tunasalad9693
      @tunasalad9693 3 года назад +134

      "Made up genders"
      Ah yes, apposed to freshly harvested genders that are shipped to your local elementary school and shoved down the kids throats.

    • @TeamFriendship8600
      @TeamFriendship8600 3 года назад +26

      *VACCINES MAKE YOU GAY*

  • @starrynightgacha2431
    @starrynightgacha2431 3 года назад +2817

    "iF yOu'Re GaY yOu CaN't HaVe KiDs"
    Adoption exists. There are millions of orphans in this world, they need someone to care about them

    • @fruityren
      @fruityren 3 года назад +263

      Also you can get sperm donated. And there is a new way for women to get pregnant without men tho it’s pretty dangerous and new

    • @lizziescott
      @lizziescott 3 года назад +234

      Also some trans people don't mind using their biological parts to help them produce a child, not all trans people get bottom surgery and if a gay dude got with a trans dude who doesn't mind that kind of thing they very well could produce a child together.
      Just depends on the couple. Lol.
      Also many straight people also cant have kids so like??

    • @weafurrybutabandoned
      @weafurrybutabandoned 3 года назад +89

      Neither can infertile woman or woman with other health conditions for example my sister has rh negative blood it runs in our family and skips every other generation so my grandma on my moms side had it my sister has it I might have it but we don't know if you don't know what rh- is basically a blood type where your well rh- (Its hard to explain) but basically if your rh- and your baby is rh positive basically a bunch of stuff can happen and the baby can die before it is born it doesn't always happen but it can so for that reason it would be harder for her to have a child. And that's just a mild example some women are completely infertile

    • @fruityren
      @fruityren 3 года назад +58

      @nobody luley why? Are you royalty?

    • @weafurrybutabandoned
      @weafurrybutabandoned 3 года назад +53

      @nobody luley ?? Im confused whats so important about that its not the stone age anymore its not like your families gonna go extinct what would you do if your child was straight but was infertile there's not really much you can do about that

  • @simplycharming123
    @simplycharming123 3 года назад +110

    A couple times when he said “straight pride“ the captions said “gay pride“ and I was just like *HOW IT SHOULD BE*

  • @brookepearson
    @brookepearson 3 года назад +63

    I swear, if they make a fricking Straight Month (or whatever they'd call it), I'm headed to The Moon

    • @shmoop6496
      @shmoop6496 3 года назад +6

      I'm moving to Pluto

    • @cassieneo
      @cassieneo 3 года назад +6

      @@shmoop6496 hun I'm moving to another galaxy not just pluto 😭

    • @cilanatroisbetterthanparsley
      @cilanatroisbetterthanparsley 3 года назад +6

      Straight month is every month of the year, not even excluding June

    • @milkncookiesmoon
      @milkncookiesmoon 2 года назад +1

      Can I join y’all?

    • @brookepearson
      @brookepearson 2 года назад +1

      @@milkncookiesmoon Yeah, you can come along too

  • @toyguy119
    @toyguy119 3 года назад +5017

    The irony is that all this “campaigning” for straight pride is making me anything but proud to be straight

    • @annoyingloudmicrowaveculti4373
      @annoyingloudmicrowaveculti4373 3 года назад +560

      oof i feel that. I’m not straight myself but I am white and cis and the amount of stupidity that white, cis people manage to commit is... embarrassing really. so much ignorance

    • @MystFox1314
      @MystFox1314 3 года назад +51

      ThatOneDragonKid ! Yup

    • @jake-lynndobos659
      @jake-lynndobos659 3 года назад +87

      @@annoyingloudmicrowaveculti4373 I'm white and trans. It's so embarrassing.

    • @DustyStarrs
      @DustyStarrs 3 года назад +156

      Exactly same - like I want to do everything I can to not be associated with straights because... um... Homophobia? Being abusive towards lgbt+ people?? Disowning them??? Excluding them???? Discriminating against them????? Killing?????? Just ??????????????

    • @casey414
      @casey414 3 года назад +59

      im pan and trans but i feel the same way about being white

  • @silenceofthesams
    @silenceofthesams 3 года назад +3365

    “remember you exist because your parents are straight”
    *looks at my lesbian mom*
    “do you have something to tell me??”

    • @thesillyyyy
      @thesillyyyy 3 года назад +430

      I think homophobes forget about bone marrow and sperm donation.

    • @deepsix2137
      @deepsix2137 3 года назад +55

      C0splayer in a Trash can ur mom gay sorry I not trying to be mean I just wanted to say it

    • @thischannelisabandonedyeah6644
      @thischannelisabandonedyeah6644 3 года назад +15

      Vivi literally it annoys me 😂

    • @doorknobsdoorknobs675
      @doorknobsdoorknobs675 3 года назад

      Vivi bone marrow should be banned and illegal the baby's feel immense pain till they inevitable die

    • @bridgegobby4108
      @bridgegobby4108 3 года назад +71

      Doorknobs Doorknobs what??

  • @bvnnyboikillz2319
    @bvnnyboikillz2319 3 года назад +30

    “You exist bc your parents were straight”
    My mom’s Pan and my dad was Bi

    • @sarahgoesvroom
      @sarahgoesvroom 3 года назад +7

      I want your parents mine are trans-homophobic

    • @randommeowthekitty6482
      @randommeowthekitty6482 2 года назад +3

      @Sarah Hilleke
      You can be gay and still be transphobic. (LGB community intensifies)
      But I'm sorry about your parents, I hope it gets better

    • @Phucky0u
      @Phucky0u Год назад

      I'm just thinking about the time they actually admitted they were anti trans

  • @Peikkey
    @Peikkey 3 года назад +8

    Straight pride is the equivalent of giving your dad a gift on mother’s day

  • @BongoKnees
    @BongoKnees 3 года назад +1983

    You’d think that all the cis-straight people making a huge deal of straight pride would actually put effort into making a good looking flag-

    • @Jammidodger
      @Jammidodger  3 года назад +490

      OMG

    • @scofieldvictoria
      @scofieldvictoria 3 года назад +303

      As a cis-het I approve this message and proudly wave the ally flag instead

    • @xdd560
      @xdd560 3 года назад +174

      What happened to the grey gradient one? That one was actually quite aesthetically pleasing, this one looks like a literal prison outfit

    • @VeginMatt
      @VeginMatt 3 года назад +36

      I dunno. After seeing the Bear flag a few years ago I give up. BEST FLAG EVER!

    • @yourlocaltherapistfriend5091
      @yourlocaltherapistfriend5091 3 года назад +5

      orz
      UNLIMITED POWER

  • @dmitrishostakovich1447
    @dmitrishostakovich1447 3 года назад +1478

    As the lesbian owner of a gay horse, can confirm that being gay happens in nature xD

    • @velocithea3678
      @velocithea3678 3 года назад +98

      That’s interesting, how did you find this out?

    • @eva1585
      @eva1585 3 года назад +42

      Yeah how did you find that out?

    • @ProfessorH
      @ProfessorH 3 года назад +46

      I would pay to see this remake of Mr Ed.

    • @dmitrishostakovich1447
      @dmitrishostakovich1447 3 года назад +94

      @@eva1585 heh how do you think

    • @deadaccount7303
      @deadaccount7303 3 года назад +128

      So, who's the lucky other male horse?

  • @pennyw2226
    @pennyw2226 3 года назад +71

    “You exist because your parents were straight”
    Bi, pan, Demi, (some) ace people: 👁👄👁

    • @teddybear9544
      @teddybear9544 3 года назад +15

      ADOPTED PEOPLE WITH GAY PARENTS 👁️👄👁️

    • @pennyw2226
      @pennyw2226 3 года назад +8

      @Esther Podolny asexuality is a spectrum and a lot of ace people enjoy intercourse, they just aren’t physically/sexually attracted to people.

    • @pennyw2226
      @pennyw2226 3 года назад +5

      @Esther Podolny no problem! I’m happy to help people with lgbtq topics

    • @randommeowthekitty6482
      @randommeowthekitty6482 2 года назад +2

      Well demi and ace people still have orientations and gender preferences, and therefore can be straight, but I get your point because technically they're LGBTQ+.

    • @orans_
      @orans_ 2 года назад

      I didn’t ask to be born tho

  • @audreyyyy6753
    @audreyyyy6753 3 года назад +7

    "We are straight because we like plugging plugs into sockets"
    Me: unplugs everything

  • @Coyotesarecool
    @Coyotesarecool 3 года назад +1654

    Straight Pride: "Remember, you exist because your parents were straight."
    Me: "What about pansexual and bisexual people tho?"

    • @LannasMissingLink
      @LannasMissingLink 3 года назад +193

      And trans people in relationships

    • @goodolmeplant5809
      @goodolmeplant5809 3 года назад +166

      Let's not even mention sperm donors, not even gonna try with that one 😌👋

    • @juni-san
      @juni-san 3 года назад +62

      And polysexual

    • @aliceswayer9979
      @aliceswayer9979 3 года назад +48

      And abrosexual

    • @t.martin51
      @t.martin51 3 года назад +52

      We can also remember that guaranteed, we all exist because at least one of our ancestors at some point were raped.

  • @brightoff
    @brightoff 3 года назад +853

    Remember kids, if you engage in a straight relationship you will meld hands with your partner.

    • @whatoof6604
      @whatoof6604 3 года назад +9

      Lmao.🤣🤣🤣

    • @carmelamaisano7820
      @carmelamaisano7820 3 года назад +35

      Yes it is true... I have had a few straight relationships and my hands had to be removed

    • @annaraewinchester7254
      @annaraewinchester7254 3 года назад +12

      Which is why even though I’m Pansexual, I do NOT date cis men.

    • @Chrryc0la
      @Chrryc0la 3 года назад +6

      @Anna Winchester PERIODT
      Lmao anyway hello fellow pansexual

    • @luvondarox
      @luvondarox 3 года назад +6

      I read that as "melt hands" and I was concerned.
      Then mah brain kicked in.

  • @FubblerCo.
    @FubblerCo. 3 года назад +13

    “You exist because your parents were straight”
    My bisexual mother: *Gone*

  • @djula2619
    @djula2619 3 года назад +4

    I JUST GOT A RELIGIOUS AD IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS, I CAN'T 💀

  • @Nicutime
    @Nicutime 3 года назад +440

    "Are you sick and tired of being called names, simply because you disagree with homosexuality?"
    "What names?"
    K a r e n

    • @dieinaholehoe
      @dieinaholehoe 3 года назад +57

      I love their logic. Tired of getting discriminated because of your discrimination towards other people? We feel you,must be so hard being so oppressed 😔😥

    • @feckethbalcony3666
      @feckethbalcony3666 3 года назад +25

      K Y L E

    • @feckethbalcony3666
      @feckethbalcony3666 3 года назад +20

      D E B O R A H

    • @rorolilred
      @rorolilred 3 года назад +27

      @@dieinaholehoe At my old job I had to analyse the results from a survey about extremism. We thought most of the responses would be about far right and Islamic extremism but we got spammed out by 200 homophobic Christians complaining that everyone else is an extremist for not letting them promote gay conversion therapy. They also compared themselves to slavery abolitionists for wanting to abolish gay marriage!!! This is in the UK which is supposed to be a progressive country regarding LGBT stuff...

    • @dieinaholehoe
      @dieinaholehoe 3 года назад +14

      @@rorolilred wow,those same people must live in the 1300's

  • @arisia8622
    @arisia8622 3 года назад +431

    "Being straight is great" Yeah it is. Me and my husband can go anywhere without ever being looked down on, getting jailed or bullied. I want it to be great to be gay too.

    • @dashayoung7402
      @dashayoung7402 3 года назад +15

      You're awesome :)

    • @tooth_butter9258
      @tooth_butter9258 3 года назад +17

      You.......I like you

    • @mysticknight1494
      @mysticknight1494 3 года назад +7

      Thank you!

    • @youdontneedtoknowthis.2031
      @youdontneedtoknowthis.2031 3 года назад +10

      I swear I want to give you a hug that's the best thing ever

    • @bluecannibaleyes
      @bluecannibaleyes 3 года назад +1

      It’s the exact same if you’re gay in my country. Plus you also have an entire month dedicated to celebrating you and are allowed to have vulgar parades that are basically illegal to criticize.

  • @comedicidiot
    @comedicidiot Год назад +3

    The four horsemen of "We can have babies, too."
    -Transmen
    -Bisexuals
    -Pansexuals
    -Lesbians

  • @elijahculper5522
    @elijahculper5522 3 года назад +3

    “You exist because your parents were straight”
    -“My parents also didn’t have indoor toilets until they were fully grown. But you don’t see me shitting in outhouses because it ‘worked for them.’”

  • @samfenney
    @samfenney 3 года назад +600

    I had a friend who insisted that it was heterophobic to not agree with the idea of straight pride

    • @nitrosophelin
      @nitrosophelin 3 года назад +86

      oh god...

    • @reall4839
      @reall4839 3 года назад +65

      Well that's a new one

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 года назад +38

      hate that 🤢

    • @AJT86
      @AJT86 3 года назад +10

      Good lord

    • @user-yq3wb9fd5w
      @user-yq3wb9fd5w 3 года назад +72

      Useless_Gay Same, I love starting sentences with “I’m not heterophobic, but..”

  • @tree7010
    @tree7010 3 года назад +946

    I just saw an add that said:
    “1-4 women get pregnant in their teens”
    “Women who are into women are 2-4 time more likely to get pregnant.”
    Uhm you don’t understand reproduction.

    • @julesis-dead6751
      @julesis-dead6751 3 года назад +97

      I saw that too and choked on my water

    • @MiniMarshmallo
      @MiniMarshmallo 3 года назад +69

      I got that one too! I''m so confused XD

    • @sarii_p1697
      @sarii_p1697 3 года назад +59

      That must be a joke..... Right?

    • @gentoopengoo
      @gentoopengoo 3 года назад +167

      I've read about this phenomenon - in order to hide their sexuality while living in a stifling homophobic area they engage in (often risky) hetero behaviour, thus teen pregnancy.

    • @hug_bug
      @hug_bug 3 года назад +64

      @@gentoopengoo oh, that kinda makes sense

  • @nyangatagaming903
    @nyangatagaming903 3 года назад +9

    "You wouldn't exist without straight people!"
    * Me who's adopted and has a pansexual mom *

  • @cherise4577
    @cherise4577 3 года назад +11

    "rememeber you exist because you're parents are straight"
    jokes on you my mothers bi actually 😌

  • @ejsuperstar
    @ejsuperstar 3 года назад +2082

    Jamie: "Nobody likes January"
    *Insert sad January birthday noises*

  • @lisasa6690
    @lisasa6690 3 года назад +283

    The straight flag looks like someone thought "hey, lets show everyone how boring we are"

    • @Saturinus
      @Saturinus 3 года назад +15

      The black and white one? I think it's a bit ironic. Like, usually people think that seeing things in just black and white is not a good thing...

    • @bonthebunnycat667
      @bonthebunnycat667 3 года назад +11

      @@Saturinus They stole it from the straight ally flag! The straight ally flag is white and black with a rainbow triangle in the center 😔

    • @warmarionette3292
      @warmarionette3292 3 года назад

      Orcas aren't boring. and neither are my black and white colored pets. But my friends colored pet parrots they use to have were very boring. And really annoying with all the screeching they made. So I cant blame them for not wanting them around anymore lol I guess people like you just try to do anything that makes straight people look like trash to everyone else. Just like that asshole in the vid ☻ gosh I bet it sucks to hear such a hateful opinion. Just like straight people dont like hearing all of y'alls hateful opinions

    • @parishingroses706
      @parishingroses706 3 года назад +7

      Lighty from light Were straight people ever extremely discriminated for their sexuality? No. That guy is not an asshole. He didn’t make all the memes poking fun at straight people, and he still had a good spirit about the ones offensive to the lgbtq+ community. Straight people don’t hear half as much hate as the lgbtq+ community has gotten and still gets.

    • @cabrinius
      @cabrinius 3 года назад +2

      It looks like something that would be used for a jail

  • @blackraven1515
    @blackraven1515 3 года назад +25

    Adrobs...
    Jamie: "I'm done"
    Also Jamie: *pulls up done t-shirt over his head....
    Me: Dies of squee and cuteness overload

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 2 года назад +1

      T-Shirt says "done"
      Yes, it's incredibly cute.

  • @thezestiestnugget3980
    @thezestiestnugget3980 3 года назад +8

    Jamie: Nobody likes January
    Me, who really likes January: *shrugs* Guess I’ll die.

  • @camrynmitchell4494
    @camrynmitchell4494 3 года назад +705

    For every person who says we need a straight pride month, we add another week for LGBTQ+

    • @piranhabanana3125
      @piranhabanana3125 3 года назад +62

      Good, now it's almost the whole year

    • @Detective_Grav
      @Detective_Grav 3 года назад +50

      @@piranhabanana3125 more like 5 years

    • @lumagik799
      @lumagik799 3 года назад +72

      Pride month more like pride decade

    • @ebomai2
      @ebomai2 3 года назад +49

      It’s just pride month forever now it never stops 😂

    • @insertnamehere1983
      @insertnamehere1983 3 года назад +32

      Eternal pride

  • @auxerre8256
    @auxerre8256 3 года назад +952

    Sign: "hey gays, you exist because your parents were straight"
    Me, looking at all the babies who had sperm donors /egg donors and don't know the other parent:👀👀👀👀😳😳😳

    • @SorenHamby
      @SorenHamby 3 года назад +28

      Frankie Brett E X A C T L Y

    • @scarb5256
      @scarb5256 3 года назад +34

      Also me, finding out my mom is bi and was GIRL CRAZY in middle and early high school, after I came out.
      WhY dIdNt YoU sAy AnYtHiNg EaRlIEr

    • @jaleria489
      @jaleria489 3 года назад +3

      You realize half the planet IS born cuz of the straights-

    • @Moshstop1702
      @Moshstop1702 3 года назад

      Like 👁👄👁

    • @markazain8996
      @markazain8996 3 года назад

      Gay people depend on straight people to make more gay people.

  • @angeladunnangiedraws
    @angeladunnangiedraws 3 года назад

    Ohmygosh Jammi your voice is PERFECT for those "Oh no" comics! I couldn't stop giggling!

  • @HyperNovva
    @HyperNovva Год назад +3

    "Thank a straight person for your existence"
    My mom: *bisexual*

  • @loveheartsx170
    @loveheartsx170 3 года назад +1381

    The argument against straight pride reminds me of a joke my parents used to say on Father’s/Mother’s Day: “Do you know why there isn’t a children’s day? Because it’s children’s day everyday.”
    We don’t need a straight pride month because every day of every week of every month is already straight pride.
    Edit: I’m really sorry, I didn’t know there was a children’s day so in hindsight this comment’s pretty stupid... oh well 😅

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 3 года назад +38

      Imma steal that quote, do you want me to credit it? Lol

    • @user-hf9kh5sq8v
      @user-hf9kh5sq8v 3 года назад +123

      There is a childrens day

    • @sabrinas2896
      @sabrinas2896 3 года назад +63

      I celebrated children’s day when I was younger, parents would take me to the water park or to do something fun. Even though US doesn’t have it I think it’s a nice addition

    • @lisandepuredream9056
      @lisandepuredream9056 3 года назад +65

      In my country there is a children's day

    • @aceatlasska4343
      @aceatlasska4343 3 года назад +56

      Actually in Poland there's a children's day and I used to get presents on that day when I was younger. My Scottish friends were surprised and somewhat jealous when they found out :)

  • @gracielawray8092
    @gracielawray8092 3 года назад +1683

    me: a lesbian child being constantly reminded how my parents would never condone a gay kid, sending me so far into the closet I'm in Narnia while I research ways to move out at fifteen so I don't have to keep looking them in the eye and know they don't know who I am while I keep lying about my sexuality in order to have a roof over my head and food to eat, but knowing I will have to eventually tell them and potentially never speak with them again
    straights: let's celebrate heterosexuality for a month because we also exist 😁
    me:

    • @BethJoan
      @BethJoan 3 года назад +154

      Graciela Wray I’m so sorry that you are going through that. I wish I could scoop you up and bring you home to my family.

    • @guccicupcakeandsunshineboo6315
      @guccicupcakeandsunshineboo6315 3 года назад +107

      Hey if you ever wanna get out just hop on a plane and come to my house. I have three roomates so you might not have your own room but we make awesome chicken and we have plenty of rainbow flags. Also my mom will make you some soup and my grandparents will knit you sweaters.

    • @fallout7769
      @fallout7769 3 года назад +66

      i cant really help you but i say good luck to you, you seem to be an absolute trooper and i feel sorry for you. stay strong friend ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @arat838
      @arat838 3 года назад +57

      @@guccicupcakeandsunshineboo6315 * cries in bisexual* whAT a FaMiLY-

    • @tired_artist69
      @tired_artist69 3 года назад +45

      My mom says that nonbinary doesn’t exist.. and I’m pretty sure she doesn’t support me being bisexual. But yeah they want to be oppressed so badly

  • @hadesogg7531
    @hadesogg7531 3 года назад +2

    “Does the color of my t-shirt match my hair? I really don’t know”
    You and me both

  • @allencassidy3970
    @allencassidy3970 3 года назад +4

    gays: *have a gay pride month*
    straights: wait we want a straight pride month too!
    gays: _oh was _*_twelve_*_ not enough for you_

  • @reiniar
    @reiniar 3 года назад +179

    90% of the straight pride arguments: ThAnK yOuR sTrAiGhT pArEnTs FoR yOuR eXiStEnCe
    Pansexual/bisexual people: Guess I'll -die- not exist

    • @pennilessdeity2198
      @pennilessdeity2198 3 года назад +5

      @@nadiantix1882 wow i just witnessed another dumb human

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 3 года назад +3

      @@nadiantix1882 And those straight people by bisexuals and the rest. Boo hoo.

  • @friendofstars
    @friendofstars 3 года назад +1820

    Here's a list of all countries where heterosexual love is illegal 😔:
    Thanks to all cis-het allies! We love you!

    • @nicole-rb4iw
      @nicole-rb4iw 3 года назад +168

      this is unreal 😔 so sad
      (as a cishet person...if u think we need a straight pride...i don't even know what to say to u. if u don't realise on ur own how ridiculous that sounds then i can't even help u. lol)

    • @sb-gy1jz
      @sb-gy1jz 3 года назад +86

      Omg this is sooo sad I can’t believe this.
      (Ppl who believe we need straight pride are stupid)

    • @minalh715
      @minalh715 3 года назад +79

      Man, I feel for them. Last time I saw a straight couple *holding hands* in public. It was sad that no one was giving them bad looks 😩

    • @paayton_2981
      @paayton_2981 3 года назад +19

      We should definitely change that😸

    • @moonbook12
      @moonbook12 3 года назад +13

      I just wonder if in different universe those countries are in places where being lgbtqia+ is illegal also will have hetrosexul being illegal as well

  • @beggles1151
    @beggles1151 3 года назад +2

    "Oh its the wrong you're....."
    Lol, I love how that's one of his first reactions to that sentence

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood624 3 года назад +15

    This boi generates precious bean energy.
    I say we protect him at all costs.

  • @xuchain
    @xuchain 3 года назад +254

    Pansexual mom here, married to a man for 16 years. We both check out chicks. It's all good, because we can point them out to each other. 👍

    • @himalipatel2738
      @himalipatel2738 3 года назад +26

      This is beautiful

    • @idolistic
      @idolistic 3 года назад +25

      Be my mum please? 🥺

    • @peachcandie
      @peachcandie 3 года назад +20

      Can I adopt you guys as my parents?

    • @jamay613
      @jamay613 3 года назад +19

      I’m a lesbian, and I love hanging out with the guys and being like damn she’s hot. We we all just talk about hot girls and yea. It’s fun. Sometimes the guys laugh cuz they love that they can literally have that convo with me

    • @doomsins
      @doomsins 3 года назад +1

      Honestly made my day as horrible as it’s been lol

  • @softfairy_xo_
    @softfairy_xo_ 3 года назад +2344

    On the sign that said "and you can make babies" - ummmm theres a way for lesbian couples to have biological children. So, nice try, mate. :)

    • @darksentinel082
      @darksentinel082 3 года назад +58

      really? i didn't know that! i'll have to look up more about it

    • @myra0224
      @myra0224 3 года назад +459

      And they're acting as if there aren't enough babies already. World = overpopulated. We should praise the people who don't want/can't get children for dealing with that or for those who adopt those kiddos. They deserve the most praise out of everyone 🤷‍♀️

    • @sainoshua-angel
      @sainoshua-angel 3 года назад +265

      Plus bisexual people in relationships with the opposite sex.

    • @silas2932
      @silas2932 3 года назад +95

      It was proven to be very difficult, expensive, and it has a very low success rate. Which is sad, don't get me wrong, but ye

    • @Detective_Grav
      @Detective_Grav 3 года назад +30

      That's gonna be me when I'm older with my wife and where making the babies

  • @matildareese4435
    @matildareese4435 3 года назад +35

    Your parents don’t have to be straight. They can literally be homosexual if one of them is trans. They can be anything (Pan, Bi, Omni ......)

    • @imkingnoobuwu4326
      @imkingnoobuwu4326 2 года назад +2

      For trans. Thata asuming they dont have bottom surgury

  • @Luenysgo
    @Luenysgo 3 года назад +2

    “It’s great to be straight” lmaoo imagine! 🤣🤣 imma wear that as a shirt

  • @kenthejanitor3134
    @kenthejanitor3134 3 года назад +140

    “Stand up for traditional marriage!”
    Um...which tradition? There have been several.

    • @jennifermccarthy6733
      @jennifermccarthy6733 3 года назад +3

      :D so true!

    • @jessicasparkles1619
      @jessicasparkles1619 3 года назад +6

      Yeah look at how half of "traditional" relationships works out..... I don't. Lol.

    • @user-wk2gi5cp9y
      @user-wk2gi5cp9y 3 года назад

      @C. K. Anne bonny and mary read were women pirates, doe they disguised themselves as men

    • @user-wk2gi5cp9y
      @user-wk2gi5cp9y 3 года назад

      @Kim Yo Jong's Sandwich i'd say its christian tradition

  • @Caeble
    @Caeble 3 года назад +205

    “Remember, you exist because your parents were straight”.
    Sooo.. my mum is lying about being bi then?
    Damn

    • @Rei-tm3so
      @Rei-tm3so 3 года назад +20

      Damn i never knew my mom lied about being trans

  • @starssluver_
    @starssluver_ 3 года назад +3

    Pleaaaaseee! Why is Jamie, like, the most nice and wholesome person in the world?

  • @qeshetanimals
    @qeshetanimals 3 года назад +4

    “Thank a straight person for your existence” my grandma and her wife are lesbians. 🤔

  • @helenatoro
    @helenatoro 3 года назад +191

    *me, a heterosexual cis woman:* is never more EMBARASSED about being straight than whenever "straight pride" is mentioned

    • @maisierose654
      @maisierose654 3 года назад +3

      Haha I'm sorry ah

    • @jaleria489
      @jaleria489 3 года назад

      Straight pride

    • @pikakirbyyy
      @pikakirbyyy 3 года назад +1

      *_same_*

    • @lays9402
      @lays9402 3 года назад

      @@jaleria489 If you're gonna lie about being bi (In a different comment reply section) do a better job and don't spew your homophobic garbage literally on the same video. RUclips has a neat feature where you can see everyone's comments on a channel, so don't even try saying "Oh that wasn't me"

  • @ali-wf8lp
    @ali-wf8lp 3 года назад +472

    Ok, but like as a straight person I don’t really know why everyone wants a parade or flag? Like we aren’t oppressed, and there isn’t really anything to celebrate...

    • @peachcandie
      @peachcandie 3 года назад +58

      Exactly, and if you really do want a flag, there is something called the 'ally' flag.

    • @shakthianand6863
      @shakthianand6863 3 года назад +39

      yeah. i also don't understand, and i am straight. they're the ones who deserve to be able to show pride, because they couldn't for so long.

    • @Crumplxx
      @Crumplxx 3 года назад +15

      e l m o Speaking of the whole ‘ally’ thing, just because I have questions, I feel like I read somewhere that if you just support you aren’t really an ally. Is this true? (I actually have no idea- like there aren’t qualifications for this are there :l)

    • @laworder5861
      @laworder5861 3 года назад +34

      Glaiqu ;3 Wh..what? No, you’re an ally if you support the LGBT community and allies are awesome! o_o

    • @Crumplxx
      @Crumplxx 3 года назад +10

      seeing red Thx, and I don’t even know where I saw that. Maybe it’s just in my head lol

  • @dustedgirl101
    @dustedgirl101 3 года назад

    Jamie is so wholesome and he always brightens up my day

  • @ariannaseguin5929
    @ariannaseguin5929 3 года назад

    You are very funny Jammi! I love your videos. Thank you for making this video!

  • @whisper3856
    @whisper3856 3 года назад +112

    I told my dad about straight pride
    His only response was "But why?"

    • @4492
      @4492 3 года назад +15

      Aww! Can I share your dad instead of having mine?

    • @bonthebunnycat667
      @bonthebunnycat667 3 года назад +2

      Same energy as "But why?, why would you do that?"

  • @FloofDog
    @FloofDog 3 года назад +646

    “You’re a girl. You shouldn’t be dressing like a boy” - mum after me telling her about dad not letting me get the clothes I wanted.. it’s like she sometimes doesn’t mind and sometimes she gets annoyed.. it hurts so badly and nobody can see my pain.. I just.. don’t wanna be here anymore..

    • @CapCochCosplay
      @CapCochCosplay 3 года назад +133

      Things will get better, it's hard and it's difficult but you are loved and you are valued and you are valid
      Theres everyone in the community and we support you

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 года назад +91

      I hope you’re able to hold out until you are old enough to live your own independent life. You’ll be able to meet some many wonderful and supportive people in the future. It takes time, but parents don’t have to be in your life forever if you don’t want them too.

    • @slightlyemodallon36
      @slightlyemodallon36 3 года назад +49

      I can relate, i hope it gets better

    • @klydeoscope8329
      @klydeoscope8329 3 года назад +60

      HEY! I LOVE U AND YOU ARE VALID SO DON’T LET THEM UPSET YOU!!! It might suck right now, but things will get better. Don’t forget that you are important and loved

    • @HellPastel77
      @HellPastel77 3 года назад +43

      You will get through this. Soon you will be able to buy your own clothes and be true to yourself. Your parents can't control you forever.

  • @xXnoodlezXx
    @xXnoodlezXx 3 года назад

    I love Jamie’s videos there like a little safe space for myself 🥰

  • @honey_jeanne5565
    @honey_jeanne5565 3 года назад +6

    The thing is, when you said Beetlejuice I was just kinda like:
    Wait Beetlejuice (in the Musical) is definitely not straight. He is literally hitting on every character 😅

  • @a.a.mcbride5415
    @a.a.mcbride5415 3 года назад +200

    Okay, I think heterosexual awareness is the funniest defence I have ever heard. I mean, really??

    • @t.martin51
      @t.martin51 3 года назад +31

      And here I thought "heterosexual awareness" was simply sex-ed in schools but they probably don't like that either.

    • @rorolilred
      @rorolilred 3 года назад +17

      Lol exactly what are they raising awareness for?!

    • @dashayoung7402
      @dashayoung7402 3 года назад +10

      Ikr, we're aware of you all the time, you're the social norm 🙄

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 3 года назад +3

      honestly we are TOO aware

  • @nixiethepixie
    @nixiethepixie 3 года назад +331

    Straight pride/transphobes brigade: "only people who can have babies are straight women"
    Me, an infertile cisfemale: "... guess I'm a gay man then"
    Seriously, that 'argument' is so weird and offensive on so many grounds it's unreal. And also I've made that "when have straight people been oppressed for being straight?" comment when a work colleague said that we should have a straight pride.... And it actually worked as she clicked that's what gay pride is about.

    • @smallsheep9460
      @smallsheep9460 3 года назад +25

      Me, an ace woman: welp, guess i'm not a real woman

    • @gentoopengoo
      @gentoopengoo 3 года назад +20

      As an infertile ciswoman I had the same thought! You gotta have babies to be straight? Cue rainbow flag, I guess

    • @jaleria489
      @jaleria489 3 года назад

      Not homophobic or a transphobe, but bi. I do believe there should be straight pride, sorrow

    • @maliciousqueefer3427
      @maliciousqueefer3427 3 года назад +15

      @@jaleria489 I'm so sorry you got brainwashed.

    • @bewilderment8735
      @bewilderment8735 3 года назад +4

      @@jaleria489 why?

  • @linavikstrom1523
    @linavikstrom1523 3 года назад +2

    6:32
    Me:*Knowing that you can have 2 moms*

  • @Tyler0nF1re
    @Tyler0nF1re 3 года назад +6

    homophobes: stop shoving your gender and sexuality in our faces
    also homophobes: we need a straight pride!!

  • @ihaveno_bones4297
    @ihaveno_bones4297 3 года назад +124

    “You were born because of straight people”
    Me looking at my moms across the living room: 👁👄👁

    • @toxicg8604
      @toxicg8604 3 года назад +1

      By using male sperm donors, so its not really a girl making another girl pregnant

    • @toxicg8604
      @toxicg8604 3 года назад +1

      @@t0ri_happyface890 my bad, just cause one isn't the biological mother/ father Doesn't mean they can't be great parents

    • @ajensen8366
      @ajensen8366 3 года назад +1

      @@toxicg8604 there is also a way to take an egg cell and take the center and inject into another egg cell then put them into the Uterus and then It'll be a girl getting another girl pregenant, preganant, progant, pregante

  • @Bambibol
    @Bambibol 3 года назад +93

    As a designer it just makes me so happy that all those images are SO ugly. Like "straight pride" in comic sans just makes so much sense

    • @circuitthefur8596
      @circuitthefur8596 3 года назад +2

      These graphics are worse than the slideshows I made in 4th grade, and I put yellow text on a white background. (I’ve moved past my old ways tho, and I use light grey text on black backgrounds so no one burns their eyes out trying to read what’s on the slides.)

  • @cristinas1234
    @cristinas1234 3 года назад +1

    The "done" shirt explains exactly how I felt with all those people at the end of the video 😂

  • @roseevans1860
    @roseevans1860 2 года назад +5

    I love that "thank the straight people for your existence" because I have two moms and both of my biological parents are gay as fuck and so am I, so yeah.

  • @jaidengindin2325
    @jaidengindin2325 3 года назад +107

    "You exist thanks to straight peoole"
    *me being a test tube baby*😶
    *my asexual parents*😶

  • @teacub5986
    @teacub5986 3 года назад +716

    As a straight person these are the reasons we need straight pride:
    We don’t❤️

    • @bangchanIover
      @bangchanIover 3 года назад +98

      @@SGXDA Straight people have never struggled for their acceptance by society. It wasn't normal to be LGBTQ+ for a long time. Its similar to the "all lives matter" thing. Yes, they do matter, but colored lives are more in danger than white lives. Same with LGBTQ+ people. I hope I explained this well.

    • @bangchanIover
      @bangchanIover 3 года назад +32

      @@SGXDA I mean, it is possible and I know that

    • @bangchanIover
      @bangchanIover 3 года назад +36

      @@SGXDA I've seen some people make fun of cishet people on many social medias. When I didn't know what I was (I just went as straight), my Bi friend kind of teased me about it too. But its also possible for anyone to get discriminated against. Just know that whoever you like doesn't matter, love is love :)

    • @bangchanIover
      @bangchanIover 3 года назад +43

      @@SGXDA It definitely does. Just because a group of people are getting bullied doesn't mean they don't have privileges anymore. This applies to TikTokkers (🤢) as well. Charli has pretty privilege, and she also has many people who don't like her. That doesn't mean she lost all her followers or anything.

    • @maddie28
      @maddie28 3 года назад +28

      ​@@SGXDA I think ppl just mean that people that are straight don't have any less rights or freedom than people in the LGBTQ+ community. Straight people and people in the LGBTQ+ can most certainly be discriminated against, hated, and harassed.

  • @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888
    @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 3 года назад +6

    Me, a straight demigirl:
    The rest of the LGBTQ+ community:
    There is 1 imposter among us

  • @press.st_art.production4757
    @press.st_art.production4757 3 года назад +13

    "Thank a straight person for being alive"
    Me: thank you for birthing me into a world i don't want to be in

  • @jdkdnehdbdjdj442
    @jdkdnehdbdjdj442 3 года назад +112

    Short story
    X: Today I will make a party cause I don't have breast cancer anymore
    Y: But what about me? I want a party cause I don't have breast cancer too
    X: But that's doesn't make sense, you didn't have to overcome this and your life was never threatened by cancer
    Y: So you are the only one allowed to be happy to not have cancer? This is dumb I will make a party too
    Now
    X: June I will celebrate pride month cause I'm finally proud to be gay
    Y: But what about me? I want a month cause I'm proud to be straight too
    X: But that doesn't make sense, you were always proud and your life was never threatened for your sexual orientation
    Y: So you are the only one allowed to be proud for your sexual orientation? This is dumb I'm getting a month too
    This may be not the best metaphor but I tried

    • @sleepieste
      @sleepieste 3 года назад +14

      it's a great metaphor. wlw and mlm in certain countries have their lives threatened if outed. this is a good metaphor for those in that situation.

    • @shakthianand6863
      @shakthianand6863 3 года назад +7

      this is a great metaphor!

  • @mjdxp5688
    @mjdxp5688 3 года назад +249

    Straight people already have 11 months all to themselves, please, just leave us alone

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 3 года назад +11

      12 months*

    • @salcdaniel4240
      @salcdaniel4240 3 года назад +4

      @@lovelykitty42 But June is pride month lol

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 3 года назад +36

      @@salcdaniel4240 that only makes them stronger because they (the Straights тм) spend the whole month bitching about Straight Pride

    • @salcdaniel4240
      @salcdaniel4240 3 года назад

      @@bugbear2357 Okay that is true

    • @rorolilred
      @rorolilred 3 года назад +3

      Don't forget about LGBT+ history month! (Feb in the UK, not sure about other countries)

  • @kawaiiPASTA
    @kawaiiPASTA 3 года назад +2

    People that want straight pride are like that one cousin that came to your birthday party and whined about not getting your presents.

  • @dicentra985
    @dicentra985 3 года назад +1

    "Straight pride"
    *insert image of a fork and an outlet*

  • @brainfood8971
    @brainfood8971 3 года назад +202

    These People: We want our own pride month.
    Also these people: Kids shouldn't be given participation trophies.

    • @heavyglamrocker1987
      @heavyglamrocker1987 3 года назад +15

      The same people who cling on to their confederate and Nazi flags aka the flags of the 2 biggest sore losers of all time.

    • @-Solidwater
      @-Solidwater 3 года назад +8

      I remember being told that a race had participation medals and that was the only reason I accepted to do it. Turned out there were only 1°, 2°, and 3° place medals and I got nothing :(

    • @spacebar7238
      @spacebar7238 3 года назад

      Okay, but kids shouldn’t be given participation trophies. Like why do they exist? “Hey kid, you exist, have a trophy.”

    • @TypicalUkraine_
      @TypicalUkraine_ 3 года назад +7

      @@spacebar7238 to make them feel better about not winning? It's basically saying "Hey bud, you didn't win, but you gave it your all, so here's a prize for trying your best!"

  • @kayleigharnold
    @kayleigharnold 3 года назад +1582

    As a straight person, I do not accept the “straight pride” like y’all 😑 we don’t need straight pride month like we’ve never struggled

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 3 года назад +159

      the straight pride people arent straight... atleast not in the head.

    • @kayleigharnold
      @kayleigharnold 3 года назад +28

      swiggity swooty im chargin at that booty good point

    • @kayleigharnold
      @kayleigharnold 3 года назад +18

      @@ratemisia exactly! Like y’all cmon

    • @allisontrouten6891
      @allisontrouten6891 3 года назад +60

      Here we have an Ally. You are a blessing

    • @kayleigharnold
      @kayleigharnold 3 года назад +25

      @@allisontrouten6891 hahah thank you

  • @AutumnFreeman
    @AutumnFreeman 3 года назад +16

    “You exist cause your parents are straight”
    I’m a pansexual woman and I am pregnant right now... awkward.

    • @LilCatDude
      @LilCatDude 2 года назад

      Hope that went well, and you’re good

  • @Purp1eM0nstaTMT
    @Purp1eM0nstaTMT 3 года назад +188

    “Remember, you were born because a man and a women came together and had a child, we have no idea if they were straight or gay, we have no idea if it was even consensual, now please take your damn food and leave ma’am” -the person who served you at mc Donald’s

  • @loveemily1589
    @loveemily1589 3 года назад +125

    Things these people need to learn about: artificial insemination, surrogates and adoption

  • @josephpitman1850
    @josephpitman1850 Год назад +1

    I love how you show it all but don’t mean to offend anyone and the way you say it and also how you don’t pressure people to follow you is awesome

  • @jonasgrill1155
    @jonasgrill1155 3 года назад +7

    I just hope the world becomes a place where people aren't terrified to come out like I am. It's sad that it's actually a risk to your safety just to come out.

  • @existbruv3171
    @existbruv3171 3 года назад +219

    My dad told me that I was straight shaming him when I said not to say “I’m straight” when a trans women tries to flirt. He also called me a hypocrite when I said “straight pride shouldn’t exist but gay pride needs to exist”.

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 3 года назад +36

      im sorry for u dude

    • @NO-cu3lf
      @NO-cu3lf 3 года назад +35

      Sell ur dad on eBay and get a new one.

    • @jaleria489
      @jaleria489 3 года назад +1

      You’re dad is a lil rude, about the trans lady but if I was a male I wouldn’t date trans women- sorry but your dad is kinda smart

    • @kuriko1684
      @kuriko1684 3 года назад +35

      @@jaleria489 it's fine to not be attracted to trans women, but don't say "i'm straight" because that is transphobia and discrimination by not accepting that she's a woman.

    • @existbruv3171
      @existbruv3171 3 года назад +23

      @@jaleria489 I understand not wanting to date a trans woman. Nothing was wrong about that statement. But, you are not supposed to say that you're straight because it highlights the fact that you still see her as male. It is disrespectful and causes a deal of dysphoria due to you misgendering them even tho they pass and you still thinking and acting like she is still her birth assigned sex. Thank you for your input tho.g.
      EDIT: i hope what i said makes sense. Sometimes i make mistakes while writing. Please let me know if there is anything you are confused about.

  • @weewooyeet9246
    @weewooyeet9246 3 года назад +165

    An oppressed minority: "Hey uhh,, can I have some rights?"
    The people in power who have oppressed minorities for years: "hEY! Where is our rights?!?! We deserve rights as well!"

  • @squarohedron0664
    @squarohedron0664 2 года назад +1

    "Thank a straight person for your existence"
    Pan is a thing

  • @6_635
    @6_635 3 года назад +1

    The fact that his shirt says ‘done’ honestly just explains how everyone feels while seeing this subreddit.

  • @boywcurtains7355
    @boywcurtains7355 3 года назад +297

    i REALLY hate that the straight flag looks like beetlejuice, like why did the straights have to ruin one of my favourite movies/musicals 😬😂

    • @YakitoriQueen
      @YakitoriQueen 3 года назад +19

      agreed, i say we reclaim it, straight pride ppl move over the black and white stripes belong to beetlejuice the disaster pan icon

    • @boywcurtains7355
      @boywcurtains7355 3 года назад +14

      YakitoriQueen their flag can just be two miserable people with a static background

    • @mj81000
      @mj81000 3 года назад +6

      He wears it because it's the scariest thing he can think of

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 3 года назад +2

      Straight flag should be plain White and thats it

  • @zaynab-to-a
    @zaynab-to-a 3 года назад +253

    "You can only exist with straight parents"
    Cis/trans gay couples: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @Temudhun
      @Temudhun 3 года назад +6

      Well... According to the kind of persons who say that, they are probably either a joke or a myth.

    • @zaynab-to-a
      @zaynab-to-a 3 года назад +2

      @@Temudhun I mean, you're not wrong (your pfp is splendid)

    • @Temudhun
      @Temudhun 3 года назад +3

      @@zaynab-to-a (haha, thx ^^)

    • @t.9055
      @t.9055 3 года назад

      If it is before hormones

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 3 года назад

      @@t.9055 well children shouldn't reproduce if they are like 9 (yes I know it's happened before)

  • @totallyahuman1645
    @totallyahuman1645 2 года назад +1

    “The Heteros are upseteros” had me dying

  • @jeremywallace2400
    @jeremywallace2400 3 года назад

    His face right as it switches to 5:28 is gold if you cant get it to stop the go to 5:27 and pause quickly. I love it, it made me giggle so much lol