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  • @lisaaaa437
    @lisaaaa437 9 лет назад +73

    Omg! Tamera's tone when she said "LOOK! Now I peed on myself!" *falls off the bed in hysterics*

  • @TonyTurner
    @TonyTurner 9 лет назад +266

    One of the first time I laughed at one of Loni's jokes. That was a funny reenactment.

    • @SameOlHim
      @SameOlHim 9 лет назад +7

      You know I'm TeamTony I usually agree with everything u say, lol I WAS DYING from laughter from Loni as well as Tamera. 😂

    • @TonyTurner
      @TonyTurner 9 лет назад +26

      CianoXoC Yes !!! Tamera had me laughing too, I hope no cops are watching. Lol

  • @321330078
    @321330078 9 лет назад +137

    Tamara, I am shocked, you should be ashamed of yourself!....imma use that tip tho ;-) THNKS TAM TAM!

  • @xixxixxi
    @xixxixxi 9 лет назад +46

    0:30 caught Adrienne's face in disbelief. That's crazy Loni lol

  • @glowingmyway
    @glowingmyway 9 лет назад +46

    Tamera is so cute!! She was like "See? look!" 😂😂

  • @chuckie102883
    @chuckie102883 9 лет назад +41

    Ain't no body buying that story long, take several seats!

  • @sarahbear24394
    @sarahbear24394 9 лет назад +348

    I believed Loni until she said the nurse was my cousin 😴😴 still funny tho

    • @tasha3185
      @tasha3185 9 лет назад +7

      I know right? Kray

  • @JRob594
    @JRob594 9 лет назад +38

    Thank you Tamera for the advice I'm going to try that... Lol

  • @imebie
    @imebie 9 лет назад +63

    Y'all do remember Loni is a comedian, right? They don't always tell true stories.

    • @youaintneverlied
      @youaintneverlied 9 лет назад

      nah but I thought I heard her say "true story" in there somewhere. I could be wrong.

    • @megantiffany1225
      @megantiffany1225 9 лет назад +11

      ohmigoshitzerin lol yeah i agree. If you're over here believing everything these comedians say then you are dumb! lol A baby did not try to sell Dave Chapelle crack on the street!! lol

  • @mundaneamazing
    @mundaneamazing 9 лет назад +28

    Why doesn't Tamar ever say "Lies!" when Loni is actually lying??

  • @gentlestormwyatt
    @gentlestormwyatt 9 лет назад +3

    I'm in tears. This is hilarious!

  • @riademi7507
    @riademi7507 8 лет назад +22

    When Loni said "I had a soda and I threw it all around the car" Jeannie and Adrianne's faces: 😲 Tamar and Tamera's faces: 😑

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 9 лет назад +17

    Loni kills me 😂

  • @PCD1st
    @PCD1st 9 лет назад +122

    Ok now I'm inspired lol. I've got to try Tamera's trick next time i get pulled over haha.

    • @koovidsrcool
      @koovidsrcool 9 лет назад +4

      Trinz79 XOXO $40? for a moving violation? damn man you definitely don't live in California.

    • @PCD1st
      @PCD1st 9 лет назад

      Trinz79 XOXO well, at least its a lesson learnt lol.

    • @nicolenunya984
      @nicolenunya984 9 лет назад +2

      koovidsrcool seriously I live in Florida and have never seen a ticket that is lead than 120. ..even the seat belt tickets (last I ckecked) were close to 100

    • @mjccfungames4207
      @mjccfungames4207 8 лет назад

      +Nicole Nunya 5 over in Michigan is $20

  • @stephaniei.3424
    @stephaniei.3424 9 лет назад +37

    Loni is such a liar

  • @aliyalangley
    @aliyalangley 9 лет назад +3

    The minute she said she threw her soda all around the car I died. lmao.

  • @TylerMauga
    @TylerMauga 9 лет назад +162

    Loni story was faker than the weave she got on LMAO

  • @KING090589
    @KING090589 9 лет назад +3

    LONI IS A FOOOOOOL!!

  • @_Tie
    @_Tie 9 лет назад +3

    I love Tam Tam! 😩

  • @MsBrooklyn11232
    @MsBrooklyn11232 9 лет назад +3

    Loni's story was funny, LOL. I like Tamera's advice on how to get out of a ticket and I think I may use that sometime in the future.

  • @danielle23999
    @danielle23999 9 лет назад +64

    Smh I can't with Loni. I remember a time where my dad was gonna falsely get a ticket for speeding. He rented like a BMW and was taking us somewhere and got stopped for a ticket. But my dad told the officer straight up that he only stopped him because he's a black man driving a nice car. Lol the guy felt so waste after that and let us be

    • @cupcake30001
      @cupcake30001 9 лет назад +31

      I love your profile pic

    • @youaintneverlied
      @youaintneverlied 9 лет назад +7

      At least he had a lil' bit of shame. Most would have given the ticket. SMH

    • @lucecita19
      @lucecita19 9 лет назад +1

      hahahaah using the race card XD

  • @bisexualchris19
    @bisexualchris19 9 лет назад +3

    Omg lol I hope those cops are not watching lol

  • @Dupe23
    @Dupe23 9 лет назад +28

    If she had an important gig to be at. But she let the cop drive her to the hospital and her cousin was the nurse. Girl bye.

  • @babyfaceree
    @babyfaceree 8 лет назад +12

    the trick Tamera said does work

  • @tamarhonnah2809
    @tamarhonnah2809 9 лет назад

    Aww Tamera is soo beautiful and i can see her little freckles coming through!

  • @plw8414
    @plw8414 9 лет назад +8

    If you pull that trick loni did they'll probably put you in a mental hospital lol

  • @TaeandDes4L
    @TaeandDes4L 9 лет назад +4

    Lol Loni is a fool! 😂😂 I think Loni's stories are true she just over exaggerates sometimes which makes them even more funny! I love Loni ❤️

  • @madamq12
    @madamq12 9 лет назад +1

    hahaha Tamar and Tamara's face at Loni's story..lol

  • @NuroMusic77
    @NuroMusic77 9 лет назад +1

    loni and tamera ....talk casino gangsta with it ...lol

  • @littleprincesszz
    @littleprincesszz 9 лет назад +2

    O Tam Tam, I love u hahaha

  • @alexaisaac4111
    @alexaisaac4111 9 лет назад

    OMG where was this advice last week !!!!!!! Thanks Tamera !!!

  • @Prettygirlcn5
    @Prettygirlcn5 9 лет назад +47

    I would be afraid to share this info cuz now some police might know😳

    • @SameOlHim
      @SameOlHim 9 лет назад +12

      Exactly! I was just thinking this! What if u spill the water next time and the cop says "let me smell it" lmaooo which that might not happen but u never know....

    • @already8use
      @already8use 9 лет назад +10

      CianoXoC
      that would be disgusting and outrageous

    • @madmann1000
      @madmann1000 9 лет назад +5

      CianoXoC Urine doesn't always smell. If you're healthy, it's normally clear with little to no smell.

    • @Prettygirlcn5
      @Prettygirlcn5 9 лет назад +3

      madmann1000 Wow, we're getting real here ;)

    • @madmann1000
      @madmann1000 9 лет назад

      Prettygirlcn5 OK, so I've had a couple of people pee on me. Don't judge me! :(

  • @MervKamuanya
    @MervKamuanya 9 лет назад +57

    LIES YOU TELL LONIE! That story was fake! Lool

  • @daron0188
    @daron0188 9 лет назад +4

    For some reason people seem to forget Loni is a comedian. Based on the stories she's able to produce off the top of the dome, she's a damn good one.

  • @ChastityBTheEntrepreneur
    @ChastityBTheEntrepreneur 9 лет назад +4

    Lol idc if Loni made it up Lmaoo still funny. She's a comedian she can't help it lol let her be.

  • @afrosymphony8207
    @afrosymphony8207 9 лет назад +1

    loool i love that tamera is perfect but also not so perfect

  • @angelj8795
    @angelj8795 9 лет назад +4

    Loni cracks me up

  • @briandafrancies9811
    @briandafrancies9811 4 года назад

    Love jeanies hair color! 😍

  • @harajukubarbie64
    @harajukubarbie64 9 лет назад +1

    Tamera made me crack up!

  • @cmlee3143
    @cmlee3143 9 лет назад +7

    I couldn't continue to fake laugh at Loni's stories. My cheeks would start burning and hurting from forcing it. Like enough already. Even Tamar is over it. Let's get this petition going!

  • @zulyreyes01
    @zulyreyes01 8 лет назад +1

    lmfaooooo 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I can't even!!!

  • @xixxixxi
    @xixxixxi 9 лет назад +20

    These Loni stories........

  • @dominiquelarue6756
    @dominiquelarue6756 9 лет назад +7

    One day people will realize Loni is only joking lol

    • @austinfrombustop
      @austinfrombustop 9 лет назад +3

      Lol and maybe be will stop calling her a liar.

  • @tasha3185
    @tasha3185 9 лет назад +9

    Lona's stories be getting ridiculous

  • @SeniorLife2012
    @SeniorLife2012 9 лет назад +1

    Lmao. They play too much

  • @angelj8795
    @angelj8795 9 лет назад

    The Real is the best show ever!!!

  • @phillieagles5704
    @phillieagles5704 9 лет назад

    I'll never get another ticket ever again. I've gotta find my water bottles.

  • @Drfeelinu
    @Drfeelinu 9 лет назад +2

    Jeanie: r u being serious right now ? 😂😂4real cause we all know loni lies about these stories😑

  • @Cheezfuz92
    @Cheezfuz92 9 лет назад +7

    LOL did adrienne say, "bitch what happened?"

    • @cmlee3143
      @cmlee3143 9 лет назад +1

      Steven Toro hahaha I'm sure of it!! lol

  • @heyitstori3672
    @heyitstori3672 8 лет назад +4

    Honestly though tameras is genius

  • @leomougot1066
    @leomougot1066 9 лет назад

    THAT was Tamera's OG moment lmao

  • @lisaaaa437
    @lisaaaa437 6 лет назад +1

    Cops in NYC will see you have pissy pants and give you ticket to go along with it 😂😂😂 they could give a good goddamn

  • @purplesassygirl
    @purplesassygirl 9 лет назад +2

    Lol loni loni have me dying laughing

  • @adversetoconverse
    @adversetoconverse 9 лет назад +5

    Everyone knows that the best way to get out of a ticket is to ask to play with his "gun"...if you know what I mean. ;-) Ooop.

    • @adversetoconverse
      @adversetoconverse 9 лет назад +3

      ***** I don't see how what I said is a detriment to the gays, but ok.

  • @d.h.6151
    @d.h.6151 9 лет назад +1

    Some of you guys really forget the fact that Loni is a comedian!

    • @JackGeezy
      @JackGeezy 9 лет назад +2

      Everybody knows that, you dont have to be funny all the time

  • @michellewestin5202
    @michellewestin5202 7 лет назад

    I have Crohn's disease and having a clean bathroom is a must. Well, they started giving cards from the Crohn's and colitis foundation that you show in order to use the bathroom anywhere. Well, I used mine once to get out of a ticket and it worked. He even told me where the closest clean bathroom was. Lol, so yeah. Those work too. I do use it properly though because it's no joke when anyone has to go to the bathroom but when WE have to go.... It's bad, lol

  • @mashkakiska005
    @mashkakiska005 9 лет назад +4

    Fake or not, that story had me weak. Haha

  • @KristieBach
    @KristieBach 9 лет назад

    Loni is such a good story teller.

  • @xokawaiiliciousxo
    @xokawaiiliciousxo 7 лет назад

    It might of worked at that the time but after they tell it on here, this might not work anymore. Lol

  • @OneLoveRSR
    @OneLoveRSR 9 лет назад +5

    You can tell jokes and make up funny scenarios without the lying part. It's the lying that takes the fun out of it because, now, you're trying to deceive someone into actually thinking this happened to you.

    • @livelove7475
      @livelove7475 9 лет назад +3

      OneLoveRSR I think Loni's afraid to draw on her real experiences. The few true stories she told showed that she's had a tough life.

    • @youaintneverlied
      @youaintneverlied 9 лет назад +3

      Uhm hmm playing on peoples' intelligence and what not

    • @OneLoveRSR
      @OneLoveRSR 9 лет назад +2

      youaintneverlied EXACTLY! No one likes to come away with that feeling of: "Oh, you think I'm stupid, don't you?"

    • @LisaIrby
      @LisaIrby 9 лет назад +2

      OneLoveRSR Riiiight! And it's like she feeds off the audience's laughter so she just keeps exaggerating. I just don't find her stories funny. I know she's a comedian but for whatever reason her "comedy" has gotten old. I don't know what it is because I know that other comedians lie, but I find many of them funny. Maybe because every story just seems too over the top to be real. But what really kills me is the co-hosts act as if they really believe her. "OMG Loni! Are you seeeerious????" And I'm sitting here like "Really ladies?" Glad I'm not on the panel 'cause I would be sitting there with a straight face. lol

  • @YCFernandes
    @YCFernandes 9 лет назад +1

    Jeannie sometimes exaggerates SOO much 'OMGG ARE YOU SERIOUS ' bish shhhhh let her finish

  • @sbana51
    @sbana51 9 лет назад +2

    tamera actually looked like she was about to pee her pants

  • @Ayeshazaheer444
    @Ayeshazaheer444 3 года назад

    Is loni wearing that dress that either looks blue or yellow??😱😱😱

  • @JasonB95
    @JasonB95 9 лет назад +1

    Lol they can't fake those anymore. Everybody know cops be watching the real.

  • @Karamelkissiz23
    @Karamelkissiz23 9 лет назад

    LMBO Loni is somethin' else smh

  • @1me1life1love
    @1me1life1love 9 лет назад +5

    But how do you use the pee trick if you're a woman. Like, if i "peed", it wouldn't end up ON TOP of my clothes lol. That only works for men

  • @JackGeezy
    @JackGeezy 9 лет назад +3

    Loni and her made up stories Smh, you can tell because she says this is true story

  • @nickinick5219
    @nickinick5219 9 лет назад

    but the nurse was my cousin .. LMAOOOO omg

  • @MelKokiri
    @MelKokiri 9 лет назад +1

    Jeannie overreacts a LOT. Girl calm down! We know this was rehearsed.

  • @lexxtorres1019
    @lexxtorres1019 9 лет назад +2

    I'm so done with Loni's fake stories, enough with that bullshit isn't this suppose to be the REAL

  • @lilygal24u
    @lilygal24u 9 лет назад +2

    Why they always playin' along with Loni lies?

  • @palepinkdaisy
    @palepinkdaisy 9 лет назад +4

    I've seriously tried liking Jeannie but I just can't stand her. Love everyone else though! Great show :D

  • @peterlim5144
    @peterlim5144 9 лет назад +1

    Loni and the lies she tell

  • @sandyboo2
    @sandyboo2 9 лет назад +2

    Loni lies!!!!!!!!!lol

  • @annettepulliam3930
    @annettepulliam3930 5 лет назад +1

    Loni is lying as usual!

  • @ericaspeare2175
    @ericaspeare2175 7 лет назад

    That's funny

  • @KristieBach
    @KristieBach 9 лет назад

    Perks of being plus size. 😭

  • @darleneramdin532
    @darleneramdin532 9 лет назад +2

    Loni, the lying is getting old. please stop. and Jeannie lol.. jeannie tryin to see where her lie going lol

  • @xoxo7x7
    @xoxo7x7 9 лет назад +2

    i cant tell if Loni really wants us to believe her stories. They are so obviously not true but her and the other girls act like it actually happened....Love your jokes Loni, but dont make up stuff just to have a story on the panel.

  • @Kameaux
    @Kameaux 9 лет назад +2

    I always feel like Loni's stories are bullshit.

  • @shukriabdirashid1592
    @shukriabdirashid1592 7 лет назад

    I miss tamar

  • @michellebeal708
    @michellebeal708 9 лет назад

    Lmao

  • @LoveTheMusic765
    @LoveTheMusic765 9 лет назад

    Lolllllll

  • @ivannadiaz4944
    @ivannadiaz4944 9 лет назад

    Jeannie needs to stop yelling it's annoying

  • @blueangeloftheseas
    @blueangeloftheseas 9 лет назад

    lmaaaoooooooo Loniiiiii

  • @shniabond1099
    @shniabond1099 8 лет назад

    haha

  • @ajike4024
    @ajike4024 9 лет назад +2

    😭😭😭😭😭😝

  • @tonyanthony1527
    @tonyanthony1527 9 лет назад +1

    She said it was an important show but if it was an important show how would you have time to do all that it just doesn't add up to me but it was still funny though

  • @allisonthomas8099
    @allisonthomas8099 9 лет назад

    hi teannie ,you always look lovely,i need to look like you ,i need for you to send me some cosmetics please ,include a loud fushcia lipstick ,avon loose flawless face powders medium and medium deep i have to mix so i can get my shade.

  • @stylishmoment6716
    @stylishmoment6716 9 лет назад

    Loni be lying out her behind! I dont believe none of her stories! Shes funny as hell tho

  • @allisongrace3375
    @allisongrace3375 9 лет назад +23

    All hail queen Loni.