【ENG Sub】Oozora Subaru - Doctor Poked my Butt

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @3amsleep
    @3amsleep 4 года назад +1302

    2 things:
    - chiropractors aren't doctors
    - she should have gone to a vet instead

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate 4 года назад +68

      Both excellent points

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 4 года назад +88

      She should've gone to a LICENSED massage therapist instead, because lower back muscle pain is often due to stiff muscles, due to SITTING TOO MUCH! Plus stiff musculature is something I suffer from from head to toe. It's really annoying, and as such I always have back pain.

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate 4 года назад +93

      @Andrew Phillips in what sense are you referring? Chiropractors are not medical doctors because they do not have M.D.s. They can by doctors of chiropractic care, but many are not. But the claim "chiropractors are doctors by definition" is false.
      The definition of Chiropractor is as follows: a practitioner of the system of integrative medicine based on the diagnosis and manipulative treatment of misalignments of the joints.

    • @Miryn
      @Miryn 4 года назад +4

      @@Good_Hot_Chocolate Isn't the definition of doctor a practitioner of medicine

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate 4 года назад +56

      @@Miryn Doctor - a person who holds a doctorate.
      For the most part you are not considered a doctor unless you have a doctorate. The title doctor is not exclusive to medicine and is available for many fields. Such as: Psychology, Law, Engineering, etc.

  • @Steel_Prophet
    @Steel_Prophet 4 года назад +1622

    Well, I guess we can add "electro therapy to the cheeks" to the list of strange things that's happened to the duck.

    • @Steel_Prophet
      @Steel_Prophet 4 года назад +19

      jeans don't forget that they're super soft. :^ )

    • @the2379
      @the2379 4 года назад +36

      Subaru's bizzare adventure

    • @GunRunner106
      @GunRunner106 4 года назад +18

      ame and duck should collab
      and exchange suffering stories to each other
      semi anonymous trauma meeting

    • @kingstrongsad7454
      @kingstrongsad7454 4 года назад +35

      @@Madhattersinjeans I've had physiotherapists refer me to chiropractors. It really depends on what needs to happen. If it really is your bones being out of alignment, it can be significantly cheaper to have a chiropractor fix it. That being said, you have to make sure the chiropractor actually has schooling AND training.

    • @BaritoneMonkey
      @BaritoneMonkey 4 года назад +11

      @@Madhattersinjeans I can vouch for the medical effectiveness of acupuncture. I've got close family that is a physical therapist in one of our city's premiere state hospitals, and they were taught to "dry needle" (western medical term for acupuncture) by the hospital itself. From experience it works really well at releasing intense muscle spasms. Also, I've witnessed or experienced pain in the lower back being resolved by getting the glutes (butt muscles) to relax on multiple occasions.
      (Haven't heard about the electroshock portion of it so I can't comment on that. But it lines up pretty well with what little scientific knowledge I've got on muscle tension so I wouldn't be surprised if it were legitimate.)

  • @tsgikxrfrfchhkoo7556
    @tsgikxrfrfchhkoo7556 4 года назад +1265

    Don't lewd the duck

    • @dann7505
      @dann7505 4 года назад +128

      The horny that’s inside of people is inevitable

    • @MichaelAruba
      @MichaelAruba 4 года назад +88

      YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

    • @kasureashtadoke1604
      @kasureashtadoke1604 4 года назад +60

      TOO LATE!!!!

    • @tsgikxrfrfchhkoo7556
      @tsgikxrfrfchhkoo7556 4 года назад +27

      @@MichaelAruba she's too pure

    • @tsgikxrfrfchhkoo7556
      @tsgikxrfrfchhkoo7556 4 года назад +62

      @@kasureashtadoke1604 Stop! You have violated the Law!
      Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
      Your stolen goods are now forfeit

  • @HauntingShock
    @HauntingShock 4 года назад +605

    Ok, so Subaru has a really soft butt. Got it.

  • @edwardhaybell1938
    @edwardhaybell1938 4 года назад +253

    R34 Artists: The story basically writes itself! Now all I need to do is to _illustrate it_

  • @jesuscoria5675
    @jesuscoria5675 4 года назад +296

    I did not want this story to end. She never did say if her butt was fixed after that.

    • @VTengoku
      @VTengoku  4 года назад +273

      Sorry for cutting it off there, she did say her butt was saved afterwards

    • @VBandit47
      @VBandit47 4 года назад +68

      @@VTengoku Thank god

    • @theghosttm8245
      @theghosttm8245 4 года назад +65

      @@VBandit47 The duck b00ty is safe and sound boys.

    • @McDudes
      @McDudes 4 года назад +1

      oh so it did work

    • @BaritoneMonkey
      @BaritoneMonkey 4 года назад +7

      I mean dry needing (medical term for acupuncture) is really effective. I haven't heard anything about the electric shock portion but the science is solid. I have a family member that's a physical therapist at one of the best hospitals in our city and they've been teaching them to use that technique the past couple years

  • @gremcilia_immermurin
    @gremcilia_immermurin 4 года назад +670

    In retrospect I should've finished my medical degree.

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 4 года назад +42

      If you're a guy, you're still not getting them.

    • @gremcilia_immermurin
      @gremcilia_immermurin 4 года назад +161

      @@TheRibbonRed Delete pp

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 4 года назад +41

      @@gremcilia_immermurin biggu brainu right there 🧠

    • @aerith7856
      @aerith7856 4 года назад +42

      you dont need a medical degree to be one. they arent evne considered medical doctors. its not a proven form of medicine so dont give up hope if u reallyyyy want that :^)

    • @Kooties
      @Kooties 4 года назад +90

      Finished mine, and still don't have cute duck idols knocking on my door ready to get their butt poked. Only crusty old men who think they have blood in their stool.
      Smh, big scam.

  • @DarkestVampire92
    @DarkestVampire92 4 года назад +559

    "This was so embarrassing, it was a female doctor but still they touched my butt"
    "Damn, what was their name, i'm never going there"
    "Yuzuki Choco i think"

    • @kuratowakiru
      @kuratowakiru 4 года назад +28

      I was gonna say Ame because of all the needles and stuff lol.

    • @DarkestVampire92
      @DarkestVampire92 4 года назад +84

      @@kuratowakiru Nah Ame wouldnt be interested, not when Subaru has a perfectly good mother to ground pound

    • @uw63926
      @uw63926 4 года назад +46

      @@DarkestVampire92 Yeah, Ame would be more interested in Ui

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium 4 года назад +50

      @@uw63926 And Ui would roast Ame like how Ui roasted her viewers.

    • @hakurou8960
      @hakurou8960 4 года назад +6

      @@Meonium you mean like Ame roasted her viewers?

  • @garchompelago
    @garchompelago 4 года назад +1151

    You know the doctor is waiting for her salary when she is stuffing ducks instead of stuffing a turkey in Thanksgiving.

    • @garchompelago
      @garchompelago 4 года назад +10

      @Anak Melayu Bermasalah ok, edited.

    • @somedude2468
      @somedude2468 4 года назад +8

      She be making Peking duck instead of turkey on Thanksgiving lol

    • @arifhakimi8735
      @arifhakimi8735 4 года назад

      @Anak Melayu Bermasalah ade jugak weeb kat sini kan

    • @LANSl0t
      @LANSl0t 4 года назад

      hilarious thank you

    • @internetloser5606
      @internetloser5606 4 года назад

      @@arifhakimi8735 degenerate gang assemble

  • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
    @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 4 года назад +720

    Everyday these girls seem more and more relatable to me. Having been -probed- poked by the doctor before. I can attest to this being an intimately uncomfortable situation, by every stretch of the term.

    • @popenieafantome9527
      @popenieafantome9527 4 года назад +95

      A doctor is kind of there to know more about you physically than you do yourself. Not that it makes it any less weird.

    • @AlexGonzalez-ys9uc
      @AlexGonzalez-ys9uc 4 года назад +33

      I got poked in the ass 2 once. was strange that a female docter did it and not a male one but i wasnt about to complain

    • @rthan1996
      @rthan1996 4 года назад +6

      yeah, for 20+ years I myself haven't seen my own asshole and then some stranger doctor poked it. I could imagine the real experience will be worse.

    • @popenieafantome9527
      @popenieafantome9527 4 года назад +19

      @@rthan1996 by real experience do you mean like a prostate exam? Because I’d image that is one of the weirdest things a doctor would do with you awake. I think surgeons are also a tad weird, but in a different way. Some opens another person, look around, fix what needs to be fixed and you may come out with fewer or more parts than you entered.

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 4 года назад

      Can any doctors confirm this?

  • @DCBiscuit
    @DCBiscuit 4 года назад +110

    "The worst pain in life is knowing someone else is living your dream while you do nothing but hear about it."

    • @w4term3lon93
      @w4term3lon93 4 года назад +26

      You want electric butt acupuncture?

    • @DCBiscuit
      @DCBiscuit 4 года назад +21

      @@w4term3lon93
      I can’t knock it if I don’t try it. But money’s tight.

  • @anhh1723
    @anhh1723 4 года назад +378

    Officially confirmed to be the most relatable girl to me. Casually telling stories about her daily life,being opened up to everyone, especially the pants got pulled down by doctors Lol

    • @kaikart123
      @kaikart123 4 года назад +33

      She's the normiest of them all afterall.

    • @wlinn8422
      @wlinn8422 4 года назад +8

      Imagine the doctor is watching this

    • @NoNameRei
      @NoNameRei 4 года назад +14

      @@wlinn8422 doctor : wow I poke a famous vtuber ass

    • @YuSooKey
      @YuSooKey 4 года назад +4

      I still think Marine's stories are more entertaining but Subaru's are most relatable.

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 4 года назад +3

      @@kaikart123 the only real extrovert, i guess fubuki and korone is as well,
      the rest like aqua miko coco are all introverts

  • @adrikbert
    @adrikbert 4 года назад +274

    Subaru's embarrassing stories really give me joy.

    • @YTshashmeera
      @YTshashmeera 4 года назад +3

      And the dark side gives me inspiration

  • @ASMR_Junkie
    @ASMR_Junkie 4 года назад +54

    This is much more harmless than I was expecting.
    "you all should try it sometime"
    No thank you Subaru, I don't think I will.

    • @129das
      @129das 4 года назад +1

      Idk thast doctor sounds really forceful.

    • @violetraven9440
      @violetraven9440 3 года назад

      dry needling can help a lot sometimes

  • @MrFForger
    @MrFForger 4 года назад +57

    "Do you guys understand the pain of electricity coursing into your butt?"
    *I'll take "sentences I thought I would never hear" for two hundred dollars, please.*

  • @-EchoesIntoEternity-
    @-EchoesIntoEternity- 4 года назад +174

    that was an interesting Duck Tales

  • @heavenseatemperor3628
    @heavenseatemperor3628 4 года назад +119

    Subaru is one of the V-tuber who's not embarrassed to tell this story

    • @R9000
      @R9000 4 года назад +20

      Eh.. I mean Coco would definitely tell it, for sure.

    • @R9000
      @R9000 4 года назад +9

      ​@@sheepherd2210 "Guess what guys?! The doctor poked a needle in mah AHYSS! 'Course, I had to unplug mah tail first."
      For sure she would say it without a hint of shame - but that's a big part of why we love her.

    • @jamesjason8471
      @jamesjason8471 4 года назад +3

      Are you sure after watching Sencho's reaction video?

  • @ItsHaoHere
    @ItsHaoHere 4 года назад +39

    2:00 going in the "Hololive without context" lmao
    4:38 this too

  • @Soryuhaa
    @Soryuhaa 4 года назад +511

    aight imma be a doctor now

    • @TI84p
      @TI84p 4 года назад +50

      a vet specifically for ducks

    • @basileulord
      @basileulord 4 года назад +23

      ye, gonna be doing that for old men

    • @richter1934
      @richter1934 4 года назад +15

      be in charge of prostate exams.

    • @chaocobojun2098
      @chaocobojun2098 4 года назад +4

      @@richter1934 but but but girls don’t have prostates! :0!!

    • @ravenous-wolf3115
      @ravenous-wolf3115 4 года назад +5

      See you in a decade then

  • @yohann1252
    @yohann1252 4 года назад +296

    Our duck is *EXTRA T H I C C*

    • @JoDaEpicGuy
      @JoDaEpicGuy 4 года назад +17

      Important information

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 4 года назад +1

      Have you ever seen a duck before of course she is
      (yeah look up "Our pet call duck is swayed slightly, life changing video)

  • @chaocobojun2098
    @chaocobojun2098 4 года назад +65

    All I can think of watching this is “imagine learning Japanese so you can listen to anime girls talk about getting their butt shocked.”

    • @nightsky9118
      @nightsky9118 4 года назад +18

      Well.. imagine learning Japanese to hear a cheerleader girl(god) talk about wearing bandaids ,instead of bra, to school.

    • @jonanjohahn1680
      @jonanjohahn1680 4 года назад +6

      Worth it.

    • @akoiya6300
      @akoiya6300 4 года назад +3

      Is this from experience

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 4 года назад

      me rn

  • @gcseinnn4309
    @gcseinnn4309 4 года назад +29

    Subaru's new doctor sounds like a quack

  • @Mecks089
    @Mecks089 4 года назад +70

    If a Duck told you how awkward it's Doctor visit was, and the things they did to it's Butt, you'd feel like you were in the weirdest AFLAC Commercial ever.

  • @didavi_1442
    @didavi_1442 4 года назад +12

    Thank you for translating this part. I was wondering the whole stream why she kept mentioning "oshiri" 😂

  • @danielcordero4070
    @danielcordero4070 4 года назад +101

    Why is nobody talking at the fact that Subaru confirmed that she has a Duck tail at 5:32?

    • @spongebobfan78
      @spongebobfan78 4 года назад +11

      There's no need to focus on the things people already know

    • @PandaXs1
      @PandaXs1 4 года назад +7

      uh I think that might just be translator embellishment

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium 4 года назад +2

      Uh... People already know she's a duck so of course she have duck tail... There's nothing new.

    • @pipilong4663
      @pipilong4663 4 года назад +1

      Shes talking about her butt, but the translator picked the word "duck tail" instead. Quote: 「スバルのお尻が.....」

    • @danielcordero4070
      @danielcordero4070 4 года назад

      @@pipilong4663 oh ok, thank u!

  • @TheNeCafe
    @TheNeCafe 4 года назад +7

    I like to put her morning Suba talk shows in the background while I play some random games, I randomly picked up "my butt is soft" and lost my focus in the game, and died

  • @crazynoob159
    @crazynoob159 4 года назад +16

    Ah, the power of my imagination is to be tested

  • @touchm3
    @touchm3 4 года назад +6

    I experience that pain Subaru is having. Apparently it's because your posture is bad and muscles in your butt are in pain due to being weak. It can also be fixed by doing specific exercises

  • @jellydratatocorn5997
    @jellydratatocorn5997 4 года назад +18

    Breaking news: Subaru is too thicc for her own good.

  • @yagoovirus2751
    @yagoovirus2751 4 года назад +200

    Doujins/Rule 34: WRITE THAT DOWN!!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

    • @mikael7084
      @mikael7084 4 года назад +15

      cringe unoriginal comment

    • @BrokenSIMGlasses
      @BrokenSIMGlasses 4 года назад +8

      sht I can imagine a hentai between Subaru and a doctor similar to 248363

    • @twotothehalf3725
      @twotothehalf3725 4 года назад +7

      @@BrokenSIMGlasses Do you just have those numbers memorised to reference in occasions like this, or...?

    • @nightsky9118
      @nightsky9118 4 года назад +2

      Bookmarked saved and downloaded🤔

    • @Pucacable
      @Pucacable 4 года назад

      @@nightsky9118 hahaah

  • @somecleverthing
    @somecleverthing 4 года назад +5

    I feel like Subaru is definitely going to check out her translated youtube clips and find this one. Konnichiwa Subaru-san!

  • @playmaker7910
    @playmaker7910 3 года назад +2

    I’m shocked no one has made any art of this

  • @Ltp1305
    @Ltp1305 4 года назад +31

    "Do you understand the feeling of electricity going through your butt?"
    Me: ... No?

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +67

    _Good grief, that's one lucky doctor_

  • @Methuselah71
    @Methuselah71 4 года назад +51

    Just a friendly public health PSA: chiropractors are not doctors. They don't need medical degrees and there is a lack of evidence-based science behind chiropraction; please see a physical therapist instead. I highly recommend reading the wikipedia article on chiropractic if you are curious about this topic.

    • @twotothehalf3725
      @twotothehalf3725 4 года назад +1

      +

    • @h3lblad3
      @h3lblad3 4 года назад +12

      To continue with this, as of 2012 there were over 20,000 chiropractors in Japan. Only 800 of them met the World Health Organization's educational standard. Japan has even fewer regulations on it than many other countries.
      That said, chiropractors in the US aren't any more "real" a doctor than those in Japan. It's a doctor in the same way as someone might be a doctor of language arts.

    • @namvo3013
      @namvo3013 4 года назад +1

      The method chiropractor used on Subaru seem like creating new pain in the butt so Subaru forget her pain in lower back. Duck made the right choice not coming back. The chiropractor Peko met is better.

    • @-Kerstin
      @-Kerstin 4 года назад +4

      @@h3lblad3 You can't become a doctor of pseudoscience

    • @violetraven9440
      @violetraven9440 3 года назад

      @@h3lblad3 yeah if you know a good one and have problems with your bones they can help a bit but a physical therapist is better most of the time

  • @SorenNido
    @SorenNido 4 года назад +37

    Subaru: "I think my butt is actually really soft but...."
    Subatomos: "WRITE THAT DOWN!!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"

  • @dani-310
    @dani-310 4 года назад +1

    Thanks to this channel I came to love Subaru a lot! If her streams are just her talking to the people, narrating stories and giving her opinion and reactions to the overseas fans I wouldn't mind suscribing to her and watching all her streams.

  • @fikriazka3826
    @fikriazka3826 4 года назад +36

    Wait i thought duck usually go to the vet if something is wrong with it's body

    • @jika8895
      @jika8895 4 года назад +2

      Not this duck.

  • @GetPoopedOn111
    @GetPoopedOn111 4 года назад +6

    Was going say my age, but like Okayu says, "there could be enemies listening"

  • @TheReal4th
    @TheReal4th 4 года назад +2

    Thanks for the upload! This video made me realize my dream to become a Doctor in Japan.

  • @garlic.breadw.cheese8127
    @garlic.breadw.cheese8127 4 года назад +11

    Imma take the doctor's yubi and put it in a box for my collection

    • @yesstephen1854
      @yesstephen1854 4 года назад

      *OUR* box, establish communism comrade.

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 4 года назад +63

    Doctor:well done.
    Subaru:what?
    Doctor:I mean all clear.
    Subaru:is that a duck thermometer?

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 4 года назад +6

      Other Roasted Ducks: "It do be like that sometimes"

    • @ivanbluecool
      @ivanbluecool 4 года назад +10

      @@TheRibbonRed Subaru:what kind of doctor are you?
      Doctor:I'm an animal doctor. Your friend sent you here.
      Subaru: who?
      Pekora: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
      Narrator:duck season vs rabbit season round 2

    • @twotothehalf3725
      @twotothehalf3725 4 года назад +2

      @@ivanbluecool I mean, that might just be the animal doctor Pekora herself frequent, that she recommends because they're good at their job at treating fellow animals.

    • @ivanbluecool
      @ivanbluecool 4 года назад +3

      @@twotothehalf3725 pekora: surprisingly they fix all forms of Explosion damage.
      Doctor:pekora is all clear. Just wish she stopped making chickens and moons fight.
      Pekora:no promises HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
      Subaru:any other patients?
      Doctor:we got a sheep that is high all the time. A angle and Devil who don't act how they should. a dog who trapped a cat in her house. A dragon drug dealer, a fox who thinks she is a whale a wolf who laughs like a hyena and for some reason a "Hachama" is listed here.
      Subaru:.....
      (Human lab)
      Human doctor:ok for the last time. How old are you?
      Marine:I'm 17 years old.
      Doctor:clearly mental issues. Meanwhile Luna is forever 0 years old.
      Luna: NANORA

    • @twotothehalf3725
      @twotothehalf3725 4 года назад +2

      @@ivanbluecool
      Subaru: Any other patients?
      Doctor: Well, I've a high sheep, an angel and a devil, a dog who's trapped a cat i-
      Subaru: Wait, "an angel and a devil"? I thought you're an animal doctor?
      Doctor: I did 4 years of seminary on the side.
      Subaru: On top of veterinary? You're a hell of a hardworker; sweet Jesus!
      Doctor: No taking the Lord's name in vain now, or you'll be early Christmas dinner otherwise.
      Subaru: Not the worst thing I've been through in a Christmas party, I'll be honest.

  • @lekhakaananta5864
    @lekhakaananta5864 4 года назад +2

    So basically, Subaru encountered an alternative-medicine practitioner who uses electric needles in the butt to treat back pain.
    The duck met a quack.

  • @Jonathan-tg7eo
    @Jonathan-tg7eo 4 года назад +14

    YURIFICTION
    YURIFICTION
    YURIFICTION

  • @KanoValentine
    @KanoValentine 4 года назад

    1:47 I love that face transition. SHE KNOWS.

  • @Sku11z47
    @Sku11z47 4 года назад +1

    Subaru has cake, this is something else gamer

  • @liquidation2279
    @liquidation2279 4 года назад +1

    The doctor was matsuri in her upcoming nurse outfit

  • @YTraveler
    @YTraveler 4 года назад +4

    Nobody:
    Nhentai artists: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*

  • @jellydonut4206
    @jellydonut4206 4 года назад +15

    lmaoo I had a similar experience when I went to get cupping therapy. I thought they were only gonna do my back but apparently they were gonna do my butt as well. They pulled my pants down and tried to put the cups, and then I just heard "Doctor, his cheeks are to small, the cups are not sticking." and it was so akward and embarassing, I didn't go there ever again lol

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium 4 года назад +3

      Kusa moment

    • @NeoSaturos123
      @NeoSaturos123 4 года назад +12

      That feel when a nurse is criticizing you for not being thicc enough...

    • @SenseiBrute
      @SenseiBrute 4 года назад +4

      Idk if you have to be grateful not getting cupped on the butt or getting your cheeks criticized by the them

  • @toommylee3362
    @toommylee3362 4 года назад +2

    I was the Needle if yall were wondering.

    • @GrassKusa
      @GrassKusa 4 года назад

      And i'm calling PETA rn

    • @toommylee3362
      @toommylee3362 4 года назад

      @@GrassKusa Plot twist: I am PETA

  • @gt-hoverclown3338
    @gt-hoverclown3338 3 года назад +3

    “My butt is really soft” I’m tryna see for myself

  • @autocon2002
    @autocon2002 4 года назад +1

    That was no acupuncture needle... that was a meat thermometer. It is important to ensure that the meat is cooked thoroughly prior to serving!

  • @czeddelta2128
    @czeddelta2128 4 года назад +1

    The thumbnail pulled me in😂
    1:57 we need a fanart of this now🤣🤣

  • @heinz8271
    @heinz8271 4 года назад +1

    This probably motivated so many dudes to be a doctor

  • @smexy_mudkip974
    @smexy_mudkip974 4 года назад +1

    *I'm going to become a doctor*

  • @Max-lv4xi
    @Max-lv4xi 4 года назад +1

    Time to change my course, i guess

  • @SuviTuuliAllan
    @SuviTuuliAllan 4 года назад +149

    The title says "doctor" but Subaru is talking about a chiropractor. I'm confused.

    • @Slugbunny
      @Slugbunny 4 года назад +15

      Guess they see the profession differently in different places.

    • @kaikart123
      @kaikart123 4 года назад +29

      Maybe because they both use "sensei" to refer to one doing the practice.

    • @BaritoneMonkey
      @BaritoneMonkey 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, not a comment on the practice itself but chiropractors aren't doctors.

    • @shyguy1932
      @shyguy1932 4 года назад +1

      "chiropractor" is not as attractive for the title as a simple "doctor".

    • @desuvult15
      @desuvult15 4 года назад +4

      @@Slugbunny or the TL just doesn’t know that chiropractors aren’t medically trained

  • @sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250
    @sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250 4 года назад +86

    Well,I guess this means that the Doctor needs an Ambulance this time.
    edit:
    Ah,I think the doctor's safe this time cause Subaru's butt is at fault,but still we're keeping an eye on you Number.9,234,562 doctor

    • @PurG.
      @PurG. 4 года назад +3

      lol youre too fast to comment thats why yt limits your comment sometimes XD

    • @Takanashi_Hoshino69
      @Takanashi_Hoshino69 4 года назад +2

      "Every comments I go"
      *I see you*

    • @boringpanda2713
      @boringpanda2713 4 года назад +1

      I see this guy in every vid/clip I see

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 4 года назад +1

      What if that doctor is Choco or Watson

    • @Versage.27
      @Versage.27 4 года назад +1

      Hey now u wear christms hat, noice

  • @shaeee5660
    @shaeee5660 4 года назад +1

    Is it just me or does Subaru always have some interesting experiences

  • @VBandit47
    @VBandit47 4 года назад +1

    "I usually thought my ass was really REALLY soft!"
    Artists/fanfiction writers: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

  • @andrewlatourette428
    @andrewlatourette428 Год назад

    I absolutely love these chats Subaru has, I wish there were more of them that had Subtitles.

  • @Fubukio
    @Fubukio 4 года назад +1

    HENTAI ARTISTS, TAKE NOTES!

  • @winster32
    @winster32 3 года назад +1

    Alternative Title: Duck gets lewded by chiropractor

  • @caffeecup5319
    @caffeecup5319 4 года назад +4

    "Doctor poked Subaru's Butt"
    My Brain: Subarude...

  • @thatonestudent8626
    @thatonestudent8626 4 года назад +1

    I found my dream career

  • @sloboy
    @sloboy 4 года назад +2

    You know we're living in a weird world when animals start visiting the doctor to see if their butts are still functional or not.

  • @jkubed95
    @jkubed95 4 года назад +2

    oh, to be a female chiropractor in Japan on that specific day

  • @sigilofgremory9671
    @sigilofgremory9671 4 года назад +1

    This sounds like a quack doctor

  • @mechapoleon2528
    @mechapoleon2528 4 года назад +1

    subaru has the best stories. everything about this is hilarious.

  • @unowho4439
    @unowho4439 3 года назад +1

    I can imagine chat spaming "LEWD"

  • @xendurr8180
    @xendurr8180 3 года назад +1

    I have a feeling that the chat at that time were making a shit ton of butt puns.

  • @cornedbeef19ch
    @cornedbeef19ch 3 года назад +1

    The doctor poked my butt.
    The Doctor is Shirogane Noel.

  • @metalraptor-palsa
    @metalraptor-palsa 4 года назад +2

    Subaru: "The doctor probed me in the butt, I'm never going back there!"
    Marine: ". . . Where did you say this place was?"

  • @KazumaTheKloud
    @KazumaTheKloud 4 года назад

    Subaru should go back to that clinic. That Doctor clearly knew what she was talking about. A lot of people who spend a lot of their time sitting end up with tightness in their Glute med and Glute Min. These 2 muscles, when they tighten, pull down on your back muscles which then causes back pain. A lot of shady chiropractors will just crack your back and collect a check. But this lady was actually trying to fix the underlying issue so that Subaru wouldn't have to keep coming back. Always make sure you get up and stretch folks.

  • @BGcam
    @BGcam 4 года назад

    The chiropractor is like “I’m going to perform this very advanced therapy called Kancho...”

  • @ANDREW-nf6go
    @ANDREW-nf6go 4 года назад +2

    Shuba is the best story teller

  • @ilymelodyy
    @ilymelodyy Год назад +1

    i feel like I'm listening to a story I shouldn't be listening to.

  • @davidmccarthy3573
    @davidmccarthy3573 4 года назад

    Subaru always has some interesting stories that’s for sure. Best Girl =Best Stories

  • @Lysanders
    @Lysanders 4 года назад +31

    Probably the only reason to get a scam "chiropractic degree" shady Af.

    • @kidn00b1
      @kidn00b1 4 года назад +5

      It’s not a scam, you just need to do more research regarding what office you attend and who treats you. They work well for those looking for non-invasive treatment and wanting to avoid medicine, potnentially saving them thousands in the future regarding chronic musculoskeletal pain and diseases for generally cheaper. You also do need to understand that what you pay is what you get, so it may not be holistic treatment but it can work for many people who are smart with their health and need to save. Highly reputable chiropractors do well overall for a reason. I mean, you’re probably just as likely to find or work with a doctor who would be shady in their treatment and analysis, potentially up charging by recommending unnecessary simple procedures or advocating for dubious prescriptions. Obviously a chiropractor is not a replacement for a medical professional, but they can work just fine as supplementary treatment.

    • @WhiteWolf0212
      @WhiteWolf0212 4 года назад

      Helpful to know about.

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 4 года назад

      OP has clearly never had their back seize up while lifting something

  • @AmadeuszKlodawski
    @AmadeuszKlodawski 4 года назад

    Really keeping up that clean and proper "idol"-image, eh. Not that I'm complaining.

  • @Slayerthecrow
    @Slayerthecrow 4 года назад +1

    Yagoo must be rolling on his grave by this point... he's still alive but he's dead inside

  • @radnellith6606
    @radnellith6606 3 года назад

    CAN NOT RESIST, THIS IS WITHOUT NO DOUBT, A REAL & PROBABLE DOUJIN SCENARIO.

  • @genericweeb7300
    @genericweeb7300 4 года назад

    Yabai plot twist:
    The doctor knew.
    And she relished every moment of it.

  • @holotori_senior_admin_teno
    @holotori_senior_admin_teno 3 года назад

    "Let's make this so awkward, you won't even be thinking about your back pain."

  • @dzaqwanamir
    @dzaqwanamir 4 года назад +3

    the doctor : Wait, I knew this voice

  • @maxbeast8834
    @maxbeast8834 4 года назад

    It's phrases like this - "Your back hurts because your butt is too stiff." that people think doctors are just making shit up for more money.

  • @Weaver_Games
    @Weaver_Games 4 года назад +2

    Acupuncture is bunk

  • @eiras_1999
    @eiras_1999 3 года назад +2

    Naruhodo

  • @BoostStreams
    @BoostStreams 2 года назад

    Please never let someone who isn't a doctor penetrate your skin with a needle.

  • @axbenitez68
    @axbenitez68 4 года назад

    I am a simply man, i readed subaru on the title and i came in. That what i call "high quality content"

  • @lordcrimson913
    @lordcrimson913 4 года назад

    As soon as she said "suddenly they pulled my pants down" John Mulaney's bit where he said "Whatever, this might as well happen, adult life is already so fucking weird" came to mind.

  • @axlessr55
    @axlessr55 4 года назад

    Is it just me or is Subaru really cute here?

  • @daniidoy335
    @daniidoy335 3 года назад +1

    From now i decide to be a doctor....

  • @MagnusBellatorr
    @MagnusBellatorr 4 года назад

    I want to see a comic of this. Like one panel the doctor is barely in view while she pulls Subaru's pants down and it has the pink sparkly background to over emphasise Subaru with a cute slightly blushing surprised face with her butt exposed to the viewer. Then the second one shows a view looking up at the doctor lady who is holding a needle with a drooling pervert looking face, the background dark purple to emphasise her being a creep. In the corner of that shot you would be able to see Subaru in a small yellow duck form looking back at the doctor with very shocked/a little scared reaction.

  • @suteebaid130
    @suteebaid130 4 года назад

    Yes, Subaru, obviously we've all been butt shocked before. It is a problem, really.

  • @MrShadic999
    @MrShadic999 3 года назад

    This might be my favorite episode of Duck Tales

  • @玉兔-q4i
    @玉兔-q4i 4 года назад

    The veterinarian will never expect one of their duck customer is a online idol

  • @AndreB23
    @AndreB23 3 года назад +1

    Sounds like that doctor was a real quack.

  • @tsunderefan6072
    @tsunderefan6072 4 года назад +4

    Who remembers iron buns from SpongeBob.

  • @phuoc-toannguyen7288
    @phuoc-toannguyen7288 3 года назад

    Meanwhile, one of Subaru's viewer was that female doctor's husband.