I Dont Know You.. But I Want To!

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @GreatDomski
    @GreatDomski 5 лет назад +10158

    Buddy is studying Landscape Engineering at every school in Ontario, what a legend

  • @AngelQuiroz
    @AngelQuiroz 5 лет назад +6352

    Jack: gives fake name and major.
    Girls: omg you’re so honest

  • @peytoncody4680
    @peytoncody4680 5 лет назад +4522

    Jack: “I’m studying grass engineering.”
    Girl: “What’s that?”
    Jack: “Yea.....did you just get outta the shower?”

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +911

      I like to call that the Switcheroo

    • @snyggmikael
      @snyggmikael 5 лет назад +59

      @@JackDenmo genius

    • @phozi2807
      @phozi2807 5 лет назад +31

      @@JackDenmo Im fakin dead!!! hahah

    • @markneversleeps2915
      @markneversleeps2915 5 лет назад +11

      Peyton Cody I laughed at this😂😭😭

    • @StepwaveMusic
      @StepwaveMusic 4 года назад +17

      Before she said she's from Amsterdam I was like 'SHE'S DUTCH SHE'S DUTCH' lol
      Didn't expect Dutch people in his videos

  • @isaiah8770
    @isaiah8770 4 года назад +2007

    3:58 I’m not sure who’s face you’re trying to hide here. 😂

    • @nuclear_legacy8689
      @nuclear_legacy8689 4 года назад +63

      The tracking messed up on the blur its not manual. Notice how it was blurring random people in the background

    • @purplerain69
      @purplerain69 4 года назад +62

      She has a bf ..poor guy

    • @crigeg6307
      @crigeg6307 4 года назад +2

      Saikrishna.A how the fluck u know that

    • @TheCommandant-wb9tv
      @TheCommandant-wb9tv 4 года назад +16

      @@crigeg6307 Said it at the end of the video

    • @Anonymous_UserOrNot
      @Anonymous_UserOrNot 3 года назад

      For real 😂

  • @sweetblesso355
    @sweetblesso355 4 года назад +1647

    Jack: "do u know me?"
    Girl: nope
    Jack: "do u want to?"
    Girl: no
    ... DAT was savage😂

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  4 года назад +305

      that was hilarious, love the harsh rejections lmao

    • @dalegreer3095
      @dalegreer3095 4 года назад +40

      She really enjoyed crushing his soul too.

    • @fellowweeb3716
      @fellowweeb3716 4 года назад +15

      Jack Denmo she has a big nose

    • @hafismyiaddle5560
      @hafismyiaddle5560 4 года назад

      hi howareyoumydossyouhelpilikeigotyourcountryGarmentfaetory lamanall.rounderoperatorfsswing.overlock.plain.fatlock.kancha.fitofthetorrent.allrounderoperatorintne.hi.microdrivertruckdriver.vnderstands okLeabnon+96171188132mdrazu hafis0995@gmail.com

    • @aartisawant4049
      @aartisawant4049 4 года назад +5

      To be very Frank I think those are the ones that are wifey material😄😄

  • @MrSahillalani
    @MrSahillalani 5 лет назад +673

    Tried this line yesterday at a grocery store, worked like a CHARM. Got them digits right away. Thanks to Jack.

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +250

      respect if your telling the truth Sahil

    • @arftrooper44
      @arftrooper44 4 года назад +88

      I really hope you don't mean them digits you had to pay

    • @DowntownDon
      @DowntownDon 4 года назад +3

      @@arftrooper44 😂😂😂

    • @jaydutta7711
      @jaydutta7711 3 года назад +3

      @@arftrooper44 He doesn't have money enough to pay... So I bet he got em digits right away.

    • @JayLupe
      @JayLupe 3 года назад +12

      He's talking about them 911 digits😂

  • @rafaelvega5878
    @rafaelvega5878 5 лет назад +2899

    next time a girl says "I have a boyfriend"
    Respond with 'Thats not the position I applied for."

  • @alexbenzler5327
    @alexbenzler5327 5 лет назад +908

    SHE: also clumsy
    JACK: most women are😎
    SHE: 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @AFA111
    @AFA111 5 лет назад +1593

    Girl: I'm from Amsterdam.
    Jack: Ah! There's a lots of prostitution down there.
    CRINGY AF 😂😂😂😂

    • @wadisanaa
      @wadisanaa 4 года назад +41

      ambrose, i dont know you , but i want to.

    • @tolleyt8270
      @tolleyt8270 4 года назад +22

      @@wadisanaa thanks for feeding me when I ran out of money for food last week, really saved my ass

    • @thomasgrabowski2202
      @thomasgrabowski2202 4 года назад +16

      LMFAO well she didn't find it awkward and just went with it so....win for Jack Dynamo

    • @damian7980
      @damian7980 4 года назад +4

      lol and i know the girl

    • @vitaligvarliani3455
      @vitaligvarliani3455 4 года назад +7

      wadi gaji duudee, arent u the guy that donated his kidney to me for free?!

  • @nimigeorge8089
    @nimigeorge8089 4 года назад +190

    2:36 best rejection I've seen. The rejection was so pure. Almost feels like you guys could be good friends in the future

    • @Makkuvideos
      @Makkuvideos 4 года назад +30

      she was pretty damn funny

    • @napoleondynamite4148
      @napoleondynamite4148 2 года назад

      @@Makkuvideos yea…right.😐

    • @marco13mag
      @marco13mag Год назад +1

      Hahaha fr that would be my reaction to like dang!!!

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam 6 месяцев назад

      😎 "No, no, no."

  • @RalphHenryxx
    @RalphHenryxx 5 лет назад +1680

    “There’s alot of prostitution out there...it’s kind of cool”
    -Jack 2019

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +147

      should I rip over to Amsterdam fellas?

    • @MinoG3030
      @MinoG3030 5 лет назад +3

      @@JackDenmo why not that's like 5 hours away from me

    • @marrowilms2350
      @marrowilms2350 5 лет назад +3

      Jack Denmo broo I dare you to go to amsterdam

    • @ikjman1
      @ikjman1 5 лет назад +1

      @@JackDenmo Yesss! And can I join in? I live an hour drive away. I'd like to try one of those challenges.

    • @RaffyUkon
      @RaffyUkon 5 лет назад +1

      Jack Denmo Let me know mate. I live in Amsterdam. I can show you some beautiful things here ;)

  • @dylanthomas3310
    @dylanthomas3310 5 лет назад +373

    This guys confidence is on a whole different level!

    • @Unknown-zn8cg
      @Unknown-zn8cg 5 лет назад

      Dylan Thomas or maybe the video is fake

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +51

      I'll teach you how to be confident one day Dylan

    • @nervousboy1111
      @nervousboy1111 5 лет назад +10

      @@JackDenmo i love you bro, but the only reason you're successful with girls like this is because you're tall. Guarantee if you were 5 foot 5 doing this you'd get zero numbers.

    • @Aerophage1771
      @Aerophage1771 5 лет назад +5

      nervousboy1111 Press X to Doubt. It’s harder but short guys get laid too

    • @shodak9445
      @shodak9445 5 лет назад +7

      @@nervousboy1111 crying about it won't help you

  • @kyosukechan
    @kyosukechan 5 лет назад +759

    Jack: "I want her number but I want to make her jealous first."
    The king strikes again

    • @Kappa-vf9iy
      @Kappa-vf9iy 5 лет назад +28

      Alpha male john denmo lmao

    • @nmespooks2241
      @nmespooks2241 5 лет назад +3

      SCRIPTED

    • @hwdjit17
      @hwdjit17 5 лет назад +2

      Tried this the other night. The second girl walked off 🤨 lol

    • @mi2kami2ka67
      @mi2kami2ka67 5 лет назад +2

      @@hwdjit17 try again bro it will work :D

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +22

      I've done this in 2-3 of my next few uploads, I call it the Switcheroonie

  • @smipletv
    @smipletv 4 года назад +2091

    Robber: “give me your wallet”
    Jack: “give me your number”
    Robber: “okay”

  • @RogueSanta
    @RogueSanta 5 лет назад +659

    Him: What's your name?
    Her: Danny
    Him: that's a guys name
    Her: ...its short for Danniell, what's your name?
    Him: Alexa
    Her: ...
    Him: it's short for Alexander

  • @ThePsychicFish
    @ThePsychicFish 5 лет назад +1023

    Plot twist: Jack is the virgin

    • @Shaaan
      @Shaaan 5 лет назад +26

      "There's a lot of prostitution there, It's kind of cool"
      So I don't think he is

    • @oLuii
      @oLuii 5 лет назад +5

      @@Shaaan whoosh

    • @Shaaan
      @Shaaan 5 лет назад +8

      @@oLuii sarcasm bish, woosh you bacc

    • @therandomgamer5473
      @therandomgamer5473 5 лет назад +8

      @@oLuii frick away, get in the boat! and paddle to your reddit

    • @oLuii
      @oLuii 5 лет назад +7

      @@therandomgamer5473 The random white knight appears

  • @user-ux9nh2wl2x
    @user-ux9nh2wl2x 5 лет назад +428

    4:34 best face blurring I've seen

  • @Akapulko
    @Akapulko 2 года назад +65

    4:32
    Jack: "what was your name again"
    girl: "if you can't figure out my name, thats the last text you'll get"
    cameraman: "its my time to shine"

  • @sebastienhoareau1765
    @sebastienhoareau1765 4 года назад +6

    This guys confidence is out of this world I aspire to be him when I grow up!

  • @Jcaps77
    @Jcaps77 5 лет назад +566

    Jack: "Hi my name's Ja-"
    Every Canadian Girl: "WHATPROGRAMAREYOUIN?"

    • @Boristien405
      @Boristien405 5 лет назад +7

      "PROGRAMME"

    • @sharvin0161
      @sharvin0161 5 лет назад +33

      Jack: "LANDSCAPEENGINEERING!"

    • @resphantom
      @resphantom 5 лет назад +1

      It's the same as asking: "HOWAREYOU?", but you can actually answer the Programme one

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +29

      comment your fake program ideas below LOL

    • @ThePsychicFish
      @ThePsychicFish 5 лет назад +27

      @@JackDenmo Men's Studies would be jokes

  • @matressi6843
    @matressi6843 5 лет назад +259

    "im getting piped down on a daily basis"
    also, i really hope you and Maddie get together

  • @funkblack
    @funkblack 5 лет назад +295

    3:59 His editor needs a raise.

  • @jky1771
    @jky1771 4 года назад +637

    "I dont use Instagram."
    *puts instagram tag on screen*

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  4 года назад +74

      LOL trolling hard

    • @jky1771
      @jky1771 4 года назад +6

      @@JackDenmo number is always better

    • @m1stern00by
      @m1stern00by 4 года назад +3

      @@JackDenmo That made me laugh so hard

    • @TheMaan2008
      @TheMaan2008 4 года назад +2

      The irony

    • @vdrill6059
      @vdrill6059 4 года назад +2

      You said I dont use Instagram, and a damn Instagram ad came up

  • @javaquickscope7300
    @javaquickscope7300 4 года назад +13

    How does this lad not have a few million subscribers, he’s an absolute legend. Come on guys, support the guy.

  • @brianrodriguez3921
    @brianrodriguez3921 5 лет назад +509

    “Danny”
    “That’s a guys name” lmao dead af 💀

    • @maitland9868
      @maitland9868 5 лет назад +2

      Brian Rodriguez had me weak as hell 🤣🤣

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +18

      when I think Danny, I think man

    • @lojfiojo4725
      @lojfiojo4725 5 лет назад +5

      I was like dis dude is just straight up disrespectful 😂🤣🤣😭😭😂😂😂
      Had me dying 😂

    • @ameersuhail463
      @ameersuhail463 5 лет назад +1

      Wen I think #Danny and here am #Danny'd 😁😁

    • @mohammadafaneh8595
      @mohammadafaneh8595 5 лет назад

      @@JackDenmo DANI DANIELS BRUH

  • @alexmeza3594
    @alexmeza3594 5 лет назад +195

    7:27 the way he avoided that grass engendering question LMAO

  • @abhishekbajaj5877
    @abhishekbajaj5877 5 лет назад +565

    Nobody:
    Jack: "Fawk"

  • @davidkorn1849
    @davidkorn1849 4 года назад +138

    4:00 the video editor basically had one job but failed so damn hard

  • @nostudion1037
    @nostudion1037 4 года назад +38

    Girl with the purple hair is pretty without even trying. You should've definitely pursued her if you aren't/ weren't taken.

    • @okbuddy8421
      @okbuddy8421 8 месяцев назад

      Ima have to disagree she isn’t my type

    • @A-man-in-the-box
      @A-man-in-the-box 4 месяца назад

      @@okbuddy8421who asking you 😂

  • @arpitroy627
    @arpitroy627 5 лет назад +538

    Other Guys: Can I have your number?
    Jack Denmo: You should take my number.

    • @jdj8168
      @jdj8168 5 лет назад +45

      This is the best way to get a number its shows confidence

    • @TiZxGaming
      @TiZxGaming 5 лет назад +8

      @@jdj8168 and not to get a text from the girl, that's why puas don't encourage to give your number out but get the girl's instead

    • @jdj8168
      @jdj8168 5 лет назад +4

      @@TiZxGaming Yeah I know this is not a good way because you have to build a connection with the girl first before you get the number.

    • @RoiiVlogss
      @RoiiVlogss 5 лет назад +1

      guess i should try this some other time. it might work lol

    • @TiZxGaming
      @TiZxGaming 5 лет назад +3

      @@jdj8168 exactly

  • @Shaaan
    @Shaaan 5 лет назад +564

    Girl : "so what prog.."
    Jack : "Laindscaipe Eigeenearing"
    Girl : "heres my number"

    • @ThePsychicFish
      @ThePsychicFish 5 лет назад +37

      This guy fucks.

    • @tonynautajr
      @tonynautajr 5 лет назад +8

      @@ThePsychicFish J: "how hard do you fuck?"
      G: "VERY HARD"
      J: "I FUCK!"

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +72

      Landscape Engineering floods the basement every time

    • @thiagowill26
      @thiagowill26 4 года назад +1

      @@ThePsychicFish *FAWKS

    • @hafismyiaddle5560
      @hafismyiaddle5560 4 года назад

      hi howareyoumydossyouhelpilikeigotyourcountryGarmentfaetory lamanall.rounderoperatorfsswing.overlock.plain.fatlock.kancha.fitofthetorrent.allrounderoperatorintne.hi.microdrivertruckdriver.vnderstands okLeabnon+96171188132mdrazu hafis0995@gmail.com

  • @romanciadandu1509
    @romanciadandu1509 5 лет назад +345

    I’m not trying to brag but I’m in hotdogs engineering

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +24

      thats my program bro

    • @romanciadandu1509
      @romanciadandu1509 5 лет назад +5

      Jack Denmo I thought you were in Grass engineering..😂😂

    • @davidkariu
      @davidkariu 5 лет назад +1

      @@romanciadandu1509 what's the difference?

    • @romanciadandu1509
      @romanciadandu1509 5 лет назад +1

      David Kariu what do you mean?

    • @davidkariu
      @davidkariu 5 лет назад

      @@romanciadandu1509 🤦‍♂️

  • @user-oc5gg4tn7d
    @user-oc5gg4tn7d 5 лет назад +1136

    This 26 year old dude has the confidence to talk to 18 year old girls...wow

    • @siddharthnandi8567
      @siddharthnandi8567 5 лет назад +147

      doesn't make a difference honestly

    • @hydragons
      @hydragons 5 лет назад +89

      That is how it usually is... That is the norm.

    • @GoldenBoyDims
      @GoldenBoyDims 5 лет назад +56

      @Frenchy yeeesh

    • @peterkariuki5140
      @peterkariuki5140 5 лет назад +53

      Why are you so salty?

    • @tb-eo3xj
      @tb-eo3xj 5 лет назад +12

      K I see you everywhere dude. Like I saw you commenting on the Australian shoots gun for the first time wtf dude

  • @jaddenmp
    @jaddenmp 4 года назад +91

    The girl with the blur face.. wow that’s a girl version of Jack

  • @codiene_503
    @codiene_503 5 лет назад +121

    7:28 “grass engineering” I lost it 😂😂

  • @prnprods_3837
    @prnprods_3837 5 лет назад +200

    One day Jack will say "Landscape Engineering" to a girl thats in engineering.

  • @MilesHoppus
    @MilesHoppus 5 лет назад +210

    "Landscape Engineering" that is golden lmao

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +42

      best program in the world no cap

    • @MintBerryCrunchhh
      @MintBerryCrunchhh 5 лет назад +6

      @@JackDenmo Best program besides Smashology...

  • @elvisdaygame4686
    @elvisdaygame4686 3 года назад +3

    Love the way he gives different names everytime.

  • @Louderboy.
    @Louderboy. 4 года назад +21

    7:30 thats actually a good way to switch theme when you're talk to a girl

  • @MikhailFederov
    @MikhailFederov 5 лет назад +65

    “No one ever talks to me!”
    Yeah because no one wants to get in trouble for harassment these days

  • @raziel0729
    @raziel0729 5 лет назад +32

    I'm going through depression but you still manage to crack me up...thanks Jack :)

  • @dreamydata1111
    @dreamydata1111 5 лет назад +150

    Steven! Like as Steven Schapiro!

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +10

      Steven is a beauty

    • @dreamydata1111
      @dreamydata1111 5 лет назад +1

      @@JackDenmo You should get a Mustache just like him. Its almost November anyways

  • @marco13mag
    @marco13mag Год назад +1

    It’s crazy how easy and chill you make it but I’ve realized it really is just go for it and don’t think to much. Also practicing small talk helps I’ve seen.

  • @thebubulibo2269
    @thebubulibo2269 4 года назад +22

    3:35 turned around like he gonna murder her lol

  • @stevieb931
    @stevieb931 5 лет назад +54

    "Be careful who you date guys, girls are sketchy" LMFAO!!!! You just got a new sub

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +12

      welcome to the best channel on youtube John

  • @brettstock3284
    @brettstock3284 5 лет назад +122

    “I’m uh, Steven”

    • @Ayush_BP10
      @Ayush_BP10 5 лет назад +10

      Brett Stock he should introduce himself as different youtubers when talking to girls

    • @Shaaan
      @Shaaan 5 лет назад +2

      @@Ayush_BP10 he did once he used Steven schapiros name

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 5 лет назад

      @@Shaaan I was just watching his new vid. Do you remember which video?

    • @Shaaan
      @Shaaan 5 лет назад +1

      @@WakeNBakeBro unfortunately no bro, I mean this guy is a beast he posts quality content everyday, It'll be hard to find..

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 5 лет назад

      @@Shaaan understandable

  • @trejaymusic
    @trejaymusic 5 лет назад +126

    3:02 that flow sounded like a scripted video game conversation

  • @jbrandomclips6175
    @jbrandomclips6175 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro imagine if all the girls he just talked to got together and found out he did this experiment😂😂

  • @kingcon9973
    @kingcon9973 6 месяцев назад +1

    Grass engineering has to be the funniest major

  • @rishabbharti8077
    @rishabbharti8077 5 лет назад +57

    6:31 that girl is so freakin cute. Dressed so decently. Like her.

    • @paynetreyvon1261
      @paynetreyvon1261 5 лет назад +33

      Stop beating ur chicken Tikka ranjeet

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 4 года назад +4

      Nigward Testicles squigga

    • @CA-gk6ss
      @CA-gk6ss 4 года назад

      She picks her nose

    • @mercpindi5522
      @mercpindi5522 4 года назад +3

      I tried picking one girl in University today it did work. It took alot of balls to do it but it worked. Guess these videos are somewhat true. I will keep practicing probably my confidence level will go up.

    • @USMCLP
      @USMCLP 4 года назад

      @Merc puktun Good luck my dude! Just be yourself and don’t be creepy.

  • @yimiload
    @yimiload 5 лет назад +76

    -Its a lot of prostitution on threre
    -I know
    -its kinda cool
    -YEA (Pretending to not hearing that)
    LMAO

  • @peteraw
    @peteraw 5 лет назад +102

    "Trudeaus watching" hooooooly smokes that was funny lol

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад

      sadly that clip had to be removed boys :(

  • @LensofAlex
    @LensofAlex 4 года назад +3

    He has a great attitude, chill, confident. I wonder what's his success ratio?

  • @Anthony-sp7re
    @Anthony-sp7re 4 года назад +20

    2:31 "Oh my god, i can't believe this is happening"

  • @predator92gr
    @predator92gr 5 лет назад +535

    The purpled haired one : "no one talks to me"
    Why ? How come ?

    • @PyroVarkFr
      @PyroVarkFr 4 года назад +28

      predator92gr it’s called a serve lack of confidence many mates suffer from it

    • @purplitooelfideo9732
      @purplitooelfideo9732 4 года назад +14

      Anyone one knows her @ lads', asking for a good personal friend of mine just 👀

    • @johanjumbo4927
      @johanjumbo4927 4 года назад +2

      Purplitóo El Fideo bro you find it yet 😅

    • @edennewsome
      @edennewsome 4 года назад +2

      Does anyone have her @!?

    • @purplitooelfideo9732
      @purplitooelfideo9732 4 года назад +13

      @@johanjumbo4927 not yet the investigation is still ongoing 😬

  • @michaelbrush299
    @michaelbrush299 5 лет назад +5

    Damn you are so confident and charismatic! I'm looking forward to taking your course. Keep it up my man.

  • @oni5909
    @oni5909 5 лет назад +188

    6:48 she’s sooo innocently cute

    • @Tom-ts5qd
      @Tom-ts5qd 4 года назад

      wasn't she in an other video already?

    • @oni5909
      @oni5909 4 года назад

      Tom Einhaus idk

    • @Tom-ts5qd
      @Tom-ts5qd 4 года назад

      @@oni5909 she was sitting on a bench and stated she has two girlfriends, i can really remember that. unfortunately not the video. i will look it up

    • @oni5909
      @oni5909 4 года назад

      Tom Einhaus lmkkk

    • @Tom-ts5qd
      @Tom-ts5qd 4 года назад +2

      @@oni5909 lol check "she didn't see that coming..." from thatwasepic. right the first girl in the beginning.
      i mixed some things up it's not her but damn same energy I swear

  • @victormercado9726
    @victormercado9726 5 лет назад +72

    First girl is one of the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. My god

    • @david_ce
      @david_ce 5 лет назад +5

      On God

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 4 года назад +5

      Victor Mercado meh

    • @SH0907
      @SH0907 4 года назад +12

      Pretty good looking for a black girl, I agree.

    • @kingdrift1136
      @kingdrift1136 4 года назад +2

      I’m not into blackeys but she was cute

    • @Kamanda010
      @Kamanda010 4 года назад +1

      “Black eyes” what are you in the 1st grade?

  • @TheJohnnystockman
    @TheJohnnystockman 4 года назад +16

    I can’t believe how many girls just give out their digits.

    • @fzprof1756
      @fzprof1756 3 года назад +2

      It is kinda low risk. She can just ignore him later anyway or give a fake number.

    • @surpriseimblack
      @surpriseimblack 4 месяца назад

      It's attention and options

  • @theexplosivegamer7954
    @theexplosivegamer7954 5 лет назад +98

    Nobody:
    Jack: “I don’t know you, but I want to”

  • @odai11
    @odai11 5 лет назад +141

    Him: What’s your name ?
    Her: danny
    Him: that’s a guy’s name
    Her: what’s your name
    Him: Sarah

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax 5 лет назад +9

      When she said it's short for Danielle, I was hoping he'd say "Daniel is still a guy's name."

  • @BillerKean47
    @BillerKean47 5 лет назад +152

    Why’d you have to do Elma like that 😂😂

    • @just_simply_alive1130
      @just_simply_alive1130 5 лет назад

      I just really like your name and that you flipped your photo

    • @BillerKean47
      @BillerKean47 5 лет назад +1

      Just_Simply _Alive what do you mean I’m just an Australian bloke

  • @qendrim875
    @qendrim875 4 года назад +19

    The first one damn man. Get her and leave others lol.

  • @Meloncholymadness
    @Meloncholymadness 4 года назад +61

    3:20 girl has smoking legs!

    • @Meloncholymadness
      @Meloncholymadness 4 года назад +6

      @Kinky Pyro Not really into feet myself, though I'm a leg man. I'd fuck the shit out of her. Lol..

  • @Kappa-vf9iy
    @Kappa-vf9iy 5 лет назад +62

    "My name's Pagrino.." i died 6:31

  • @aaquib608
    @aaquib608 5 лет назад +11

    Dude I love the fact you are planning to do something new which could actually help us the homies to come out of our home!
    And loved this video. Can't wait to see more 👊😌

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +2

      Lots of people are introverted nowadays- we can change that

    • @aaquib608
      @aaquib608 5 лет назад

      @@JackDenmo Thanks bro. I'm too one of them. You, be our savior! 🙏

  • @QHouston2
    @QHouston2 5 лет назад +80

    The hands on the hips is absolutely comedy!

  • @ArlenMoulton2
    @ArlenMoulton2 3 месяца назад

    Maddie was an absolute bombshell, and the way she was holding her phone and smiling when she walked off makes it look like she was genuinely into you!

  • @darkreckoning9596
    @darkreckoning9596 4 года назад +27

    Jack: "I'm in grass engineering"
    Girl: "What's that?"
    Jack *changing the topic eh *

  • @michaelg4258
    @michaelg4258 5 лет назад +19

    7:50 nice you lied at the very start of a relationship Lmaoo classic

    • @stopnow8409
      @stopnow8409 5 лет назад

      Snake Eyes he does not other people run it for him

  • @makavelistone
    @makavelistone 5 лет назад +115

    5:51 this guy clearly watches alpha male strategies

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +43

      the clap and purpose

  • @tavanoferguson5285
    @tavanoferguson5285 5 лет назад +20

    Purple hair was excited for that number

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад

      purple hair GOAT nickname

  • @JorgeEscobarMX
    @JorgeEscobarMX 3 года назад +1

    This dude have some serious game. Amazing to watch.

  • @onurozcollu3751
    @onurozcollu3751 5 лет назад +27

    4:40 good thing this was all recorded

    • @Kipplz
      @Kipplz 4 года назад +1

      she thought she was the shit for making that move but he probably gave no fucks about her after making this video lmao

  • @choomingsiong5684
    @choomingsiong5684 5 лет назад +46

    5:38 again, savage moment from Jack the Denmo

    • @slickrik
      @slickrik 5 лет назад

      This whole videos fake btw

    • @domino3554
      @domino3554 3 года назад

      @@slickrik wdym lol 🤦‍♂️

  • @HASHIM2409
    @HASHIM2409 5 лет назад +20

    5:15 “Elizabeth... fawk” 😂😂😂

  • @nayraa6820
    @nayraa6820 3 года назад +214

    “I have a boyfriend”
    “Well I have 2 boyfriends”
    I gotta use that next time

  • @idusam6134
    @idusam6134 5 лет назад +68

    7:17 when she started to talk I instantly knew she was dutch hahaha

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +35

      Dutch people are great, big respect to all my dutchies

    • @Tom-ts5qd
      @Tom-ts5qd 4 года назад

      wasn't she in a video already?

    • @BecauseImBaum
      @BecauseImBaum 4 года назад

      @@Tom-ts5qd In which video?

    • @ultralinguistics3083
      @ultralinguistics3083 4 года назад +1

      @@BecauseImBaum this video

    • @damian7980
      @damian7980 4 года назад

      @@JackDenmo thanks tho XD

  • @shrimpysquad5821
    @shrimpysquad5821 4 года назад

    Don't mistake envy and jealousy for thinking you're doing something wrong!! Those kinds of people only wish they were you!! Stay on top of your game!! 💯💗💞

  • @christophervannel3140
    @christophervannel3140 4 года назад +18

    "So what programe are you in?"
    "Grass Engineering"
    "oh...whats that?"
    ....
    ....
    ....
    "Ya,so anyway..."
    🤣🤣

  • @ayooayo4932
    @ayooayo4932 5 лет назад +84

    Grass engineering 😂😂

    • @themystery5537
      @themystery5537 5 лет назад +1

      Is that a thing 😂😂

    • @Boristien405
      @Boristien405 5 лет назад +1

      @@themystery5537 Nope. But definitely sounds like a special field of study mixing lawn mowing and marijuana lmao

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад

      lawn mowing and cannabis smoking

  • @stablemasterinokripperino2975
    @stablemasterinokripperino2975 5 лет назад +34

    "What year are you in?"
    "I don't go here"
    "Oh really?"
    "Yeah, I fawk, so..."

  • @BARAKABLESSING
    @BARAKABLESSING 5 лет назад +35

    A: Where are u from?
    B: Amsterdam
    A:ohh, there are alot of prostitutions outs there, but kind of cool!
    B: I KNOW
    Lmao😅😅😅😅

  • @SP-tx4mp
    @SP-tx4mp 4 года назад +14

    Such a character. By the way, giving girls your number is like basically doing nothing. They will likely forget who you are within 5 minutes and never text.

    • @djwitdaheat9750
      @djwitdaheat9750 3 года назад

      No shit Sherlock

    • @djwitdaheat9750
      @djwitdaheat9750 3 года назад

      Thank for pointing the obvious out

    • @JayVicky007
      @JayVicky007 3 года назад

      @Siemore Pekker, that's not always true. I tried it a long time ago and she actually called... And no she wasn't ugly.

  • @sarthakbolt
    @sarthakbolt 5 лет назад +25

    2:31 she says "Perfect Timing"😂

    • @shashwatsinha5291
      @shashwatsinha5291 4 года назад +5

      Shit she was hoping something. Maybe she just had breakup.

    • @CaliBoiiTV
      @CaliBoiiTV 4 года назад +6

      i thought she said "what just happened"

    • @sarthakbolt
      @sarthakbolt 4 года назад +2

      @@shashwatsinha5291 Yeah maybe

    • @sarthakbolt
      @sarthakbolt 4 года назад +1

      @@CaliBoiiTV Well it could be that as well

    • @baioskonst
      @baioskonst 4 года назад +4

      "My boyfriend just snapped me"

  • @carloshinojosa4351
    @carloshinojosa4351 5 лет назад +38

    2:32 looked like she said “ omg my boyfriend just snapped me” jack my guy

  • @Ayushh_Ap
    @Ayushh_Ap 5 лет назад +67

    “I don’t use instagram” what a legend

  • @r2shed_q872
    @r2shed_q872 5 лет назад +44

    - I do grass engineering
    - what is that?!
    - did you just have a shower you hair is wet
    - yes i was in the gym .....
    Great jump Jacky 👍🏻

    • @tonynautajr
      @tonynautajr 5 лет назад +1

      this is why Jack is so good, fkin king of segues! lol

    • @r2shed_q872
      @r2shed_q872 5 лет назад +1

      Tony Nauta he isss 😆👌🏻

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +2

      the ole switcheroo boys

  • @claudiuselaru6016
    @claudiuselaru6016 4 года назад +1

    Cool I never thought about that slide in. Soo genuine. Thanks bro!

  • @RockGuitarist1
    @RockGuitarist1 4 года назад +2

    I've been binge watching all these videos for the past week and every time I hear "Landscape Engineering" I crack up.

  • @kindofart9369
    @kindofart9369 5 лет назад +5

    9:41 dude i love how you turn it to a funny situation here ..

  • @gabe_hansen_
    @gabe_hansen_ 5 лет назад +43

    I made a hotdog omelette one time, it was actually pretty good

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +15

      Science thanks you Gabe

  • @Thekinghakeen
    @Thekinghakeen 5 лет назад +6

    “Do you bowl? You’re built for it” my jaw dropped😂😂😂

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +3

      bruh I dont even know what made me say that lmao

  • @naoremmusic3680
    @naoremmusic3680 4 года назад +1

    6:42 Danny looks so calm & innocent

  • @sverrewilson870
    @sverrewilson870 4 года назад +9

    We often do stuff like this out on the town haha. Either you fix yourself a bootycall or your buddies get a laugh! Win either way. Just found this channel, but Jack is a savage! As long as you are confident and laidback you can say whatever :)

  • @SOSolacex
    @SOSolacex 5 лет назад +76

    When you instantly go into stalking mode after getting a girl's number. 3:31

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +11

      that is when I run back to tell them its a video, get consent .etc

    • @SOSolacex
      @SOSolacex 5 лет назад

      @@JackDenmo Yeah lol

    • @shaanm5939
      @shaanm5939 5 лет назад +1

      Jack Denmo consent ;)

  • @dragonballzboy187
    @dragonballzboy187 5 лет назад +12

    “Its kinda cool in a weird way” 😂

  • @evs9404
    @evs9404 5 лет назад +34

    “I’m getting piped on a daily basis” broooo

    • @JackDenmo
      @JackDenmo  5 лет назад +7

      all about that pipe homie

  • @armandbireaud9281
    @armandbireaud9281 5 лет назад +22

    Damn the girl at 2:43 just did you dirty ! Dare I say she fawked you properly. Savage !
    You have to step your remembering name game up brother !

  • @Exitwounds666
    @Exitwounds666 5 лет назад +2

    Love the blurring her face but deliberately failing lmao 😂👌