The time I did a project last minute

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024

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  • @kellan_9174
    @kellan_9174 2 года назад +2640

    I can’t with this guy. He always has me dying of laughter

    • @DylanZitkus
      @DylanZitkus  2 года назад +469

      Appreciate that hommie 🤣

    • @ganyu3629
      @ganyu3629 2 года назад +48

      @@DylanZitkus dam 2 cm, I've got a challenge

    • @duncanvanhoose5450
      @duncanvanhoose5450 2 года назад +22

      @@ganyu3629 nah it's a full on compitetion now

    • @TheLayonel321
      @TheLayonel321 2 года назад +13

      @@ganyu3629 facts mine is literally 4 milimeters how is 2cm even possible

    • @Noeditshere
      @Noeditshere 2 года назад +7

      @@TheLayonel321 how i have 0.01 mm down here

  • @Jadooooo13
    @Jadooooo13 2 года назад +1456

    I gOt TwO cEnTiMeTeRs DoWn ThErE!!! That got me🤣🤣🤣

    • @Joey7Z7Horror
      @Joey7Z7Horror 2 года назад +25

      “And like that’s average! That is- that’s even above average-“

    • @its_lucky252
      @its_lucky252 2 года назад +7

      "Second of all, i need the 1.7 Mil for my physics project"

    • @shatter8716
      @shatter8716 2 года назад +7

      Damn that’s impressive I’m jealous of those 2 centimeters

    • @literallysubbingtoeveryone8676
      @literallysubbingtoeveryone8676 2 года назад +2

      Read my name

    • @despro_
      @despro_ 2 года назад +5

      It is above average for nine year olds according to surveys

  • @Al-kz2cf
    @Al-kz2cf 2 года назад +580

    And when he needed him most, he vanished.

    • @HiHi-eh4mi
      @HiHi-eh4mi 2 года назад +12

      Ik milks hard to find my dad was looking for it for 23 years but yester day i saw it at the store

    • @nagitokomaeda8721
      @nagitokomaeda8721 2 года назад +1

      @@HiHi-eh4mi mines been looking for it since I was 3

  • @scisorval
    @scisorval 2 года назад +201

    "Imma go get milk" The most relatable thing ever 😂

  • @mally5972
    @mally5972 2 года назад +1276

    he gets his "length" from his father 🤷🏽

  • @kingzyxc4568
    @kingzyxc4568 2 года назад +51

    Dad: "I'ma go get milk"
    Dylan: Can you get the poster boards too?!

  • @bkgames2
    @bkgames2 2 года назад +6

    Accidentally refreshed my subscription page and then this popped up ”3 seconds ago”

  • @henry.122
    @henry.122 2 года назад +26

    “I got 2cm down there and that’s average” bro I can’t 💀🤣

    • @henry.122
      @henry.122 2 года назад +1

      @Legendz scoped 💀🤣💀

    • @itsasonicfanyt8075
      @itsasonicfanyt8075 2 года назад

      @Legendz scoped oh u don't understand do u

  • @Jack-kz4nb
    @Jack-kz4nb 2 года назад +70

    *Someone* Imagine doing your project in last minute.
    *Me* This video:

    • @dominatedbyjason9664
      @dominatedbyjason9664 2 года назад

      Bot get out of here

    • @pupil3953
      @pupil3953 2 года назад

      I think you misplaced a :, lemme fix it
      "Someone *:* Imagine doing your project last minute."
      "Me *:* This video"
      much better

  • @xcypto_9108
    @xcypto_9108 Год назад +2

    I keep dying of laughter from this dude. The necklace filter has me dead

  • @Sh1isu1i
    @Sh1isu1i 2 года назад +8

    The 2 mil is above avenge, That line made me split my water out!

    • @Bodewastaken
      @Bodewastaken 2 года назад

      autocorrect?

    • @jakehowel7009
      @jakehowel7009 2 года назад

      Remember he spilled water out

    • @skullsvapor2157
      @skullsvapor2157 2 года назад

      I got more than 2 mil so let’s goo they be sucking footlongs lol

  • @visionary3111
    @visionary3111 2 года назад +2

    man I can’t go a day without this dude he makes me laugh “last minute”

  • @potato_rotten
    @potato_rotten 2 года назад +14

    “I tried asking mom even she’s to busy wrestling in bed with Jaquarius “
    “Imma go get milk” 🤣🤣

  • @zqlod309
    @zqlod309 2 года назад +2

    When the guy said “4 poster boards, 12 cans of spray paint, and a small loan of 5.7 million dollars” got me laughing so hard 😂😂

  • @arlenerosado5576
    @arlenerosado5576 2 года назад +78

    "ima go get milk" so funny

    • @disco_oofer
      @disco_oofer 2 года назад +1

      @@queenmerieska___458 didn’t ask + ratio

  • @elicameron8921
    @elicameron8921 2 года назад

    I can’t stop watching this guy, he has me cracking up every time 😂

  • @Levitationable
    @Levitationable 2 года назад +31

    "I got two centimeters down there and that's average"
    😂😂

  • @gethinduggan5940
    @gethinduggan5940 2 года назад +1

    This man makes my day better all the time the best you tuber by far

  • @robloxguybluedimond7802
    @robloxguybluedimond7802 2 года назад +6

    When the kid is talking to the father, the kid mentions about his mom wrestling a lot 🤼‍♀️

  • @lolkiddo2947
    @lolkiddo2947 2 года назад +2

    9 year old Dylan you deserve a world record for that size, congrats

  • @thatguydylan314
    @thatguydylan314 2 года назад +12

    "Imma go get milk"
    Holy crap I can't-

  • @flexy555
    @flexy555 2 года назад

    This guy is just the funniest person I’ve heard in probably a few weeks! 🤣🤣🤣 “ ima go get milk”

  • @natsu_fujiwara69
    @natsu_fujiwara69 2 года назад +5

    "I'm gonna go get milk"
    A few years later
    -Son gets a million dollar check-
    "I'm back with the milk!"

  • @Owen_XD
    @Owen_XD 2 года назад

    You are such a good RUclipsr you deserve everything you have and always make me laugh

  • @quasmo2818
    @quasmo2818 2 года назад +11

    "Legend says he's still getting the milk"

  • @alianimations4955
    @alianimations4955 2 года назад +2

    you are one of my favorite youtubers!!

  • @DeANeedsToHit2k
    @DeANeedsToHit2k 2 года назад +452

    The jaquarius got me laughin and “I’m building a atomic bomb.” And when he said I don’t think you know how that works
    (Edit he didn’t heart this😢)

    • @solstice1657
      @solstice1657 2 года назад +3

      I don’t see anything wrong with a bomb but alright

    • @noahramey9593
      @noahramey9593 2 года назад

      @@solstice1657 what’s wrong is that he easily could have just stole one from the government by simply REDACTED

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 2 года назад +2

      @@solstice1657 but replace the bomb parts with pinball machines and steal the plutonium

    • @jasygamer
      @jasygamer 2 года назад

      Cool I can bomb the school and get at least a 1 year holiday

    • @DeANeedsToHit2k
      @DeANeedsToHit2k 2 года назад +4

      @@queenmerieska___458 get off my comment nobody go to that website

  • @calebhouser5837
    @calebhouser5837 2 года назад +1

    I press like during the ad before i watch the video bc i know it will always be an amazing hilarious video.

  • @elannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    @elannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 2 года назад +16

    I just obsess over the project when you first have to do it.

    • @grzyb11
      @grzyb11 2 года назад +1

      Sometiems same

  • @layaelmajzoub
    @layaelmajzoub 2 года назад

    This guy literally makes my day. 😂😂😂

  • @cpasket122
    @cpasket122 2 года назад +3

    “Imma go get milk” 😂

  • @ClayGojo
    @ClayGojo 2 года назад +1

    Dylan when I’m sad and I watch ur vids ur vids are so funny u always have me dying of laughter

  • @qlhf4328
    @qlhf4328 2 года назад +12

    “I’m going to go get milk.”

  • @gghaha7787
    @gghaha7787 Год назад +1

    “I’m building a atomic bomb!🤣had me rolling on the floor

  • @cordoin184
    @cordoin184 2 года назад +22

    This was me with every assigment

    • @Nx3ne101
      @Nx3ne101 2 года назад

      Same tho. 😭😭

  • @jhavrocker6781
    @jhavrocker6781 2 года назад

    Ur vids put a smile on my fave tahnk you they are hilarious

  • @JBXO69
    @JBXO69 2 года назад +3

    “A small loan of $1.5M” yeah sounds pretty small

  • @Nonononono12-y3x
    @Nonononono12-y3x 2 года назад

    i havent watched a single one of your videos without bursting out in laughter lol
    the "small loan of 1.7M" to buy uranium was so funny

  • @elhamplayzyt5171
    @elhamplayzyt5171 2 года назад +3

    "I am gonna build an atomic bomb for my physics class ."
    The FBI:" knock knock "

  • @benryt
    @benryt 2 года назад

    Bro I died 🤣 You are too good at what you do, keep it up👍

  • @sam_is_a_foot4626
    @sam_is_a_foot4626 2 года назад +3

    Hi

  • @CapalotIsBetter
    @CapalotIsBetter 2 года назад

    This is so true man great work.
    "A small loan"

  • @TalkingDonut
    @TalkingDonut 2 года назад +3

    Hey Dad I need a million dollars
    Dad: I just realised we don't have milk sorry, be back

  • @Tinnerito
    @Tinnerito 2 года назад +2

    I like how you make a new name for each person with the mom, like requeif, Tyrese, and jecuarius! Lol

  • @izuku8145
    @izuku8145 2 года назад +4

    if i did this, my mom would run at me with a belt

  • @dude.5506
    @dude.5506 2 года назад +1

    I am in love with the 9 year old me series
    Please upload more of these 🔥♥️

  • @shark5728
    @shark5728 2 года назад +3

    he grew a size from two millimeters to two centimeters

  • @germillergaming2610
    @germillergaming2610 2 года назад

    "And i need a small loan of 1.7 million dollars by tonight" that had me dying 😂

  • @JexBattles
    @JexBattles 2 года назад +4

    "Ima buy milk"
    7 minutes hurry
    Oh and while your there buy me my stuff

  • @randomasianperson_
    @randomasianperson_ 2 года назад +1

    "I got two centimeters down there!" lmao

  • @mych3m1c4lr4v3n
    @mych3m1c4lr4v3n 2 года назад +3

    Start a “ dad went to get the milk” chain

  • @JUJU98347
    @JUJU98347 2 года назад +1

    The end always kills me with thus guy haha

  • @TESTICLETERRORISER
    @TESTICLETERRORISER 2 года назад +5

    That moment when there is 36 likes and 13 views

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 2 года назад +1

    Jaquarius. I'm dying of laughter

  • @wyndrix
    @wyndrix 2 года назад +6

    No way he posted one minute Ago I’m one of the forst

    • @b4ast
      @b4ast 2 года назад

      I was also me of the forst

    • @thing2237
      @thing2237 2 года назад

      No way I didn't ask!
      PS: extremley sorry for saying that I just felt like it.

  • @thegenius9513
    @thegenius9513 2 года назад

    Man this guy is pretty underrated how funny his jokers are

  • @caiftftfctt71
    @caiftftfctt71 2 года назад +1

    IM SORRY I LOVE THIS I NEED THIS MORE IN MY LIFE

  • @laketajones9203
    @laketajones9203 2 года назад

    This guy is so funny he should be a comedian I'm just be dying with laughter

  • @FormidablePlayz
    @FormidablePlayz 2 года назад

    ‘I’ve got 2 centimetres down there.’ Got me.

  • @RashidBros
    @RashidBros 2 года назад +1

    I got two centimeters down there and that's even above average 😂😂😂 This guy always has me laughing

  • @malachisweeny5759
    @malachisweeny5759 2 года назад

    I'm this guys biggest fan and he is the most funniest person in the world 🌍

  • @AngrySonicBros
    @AngrySonicBros 2 года назад +1

    The Dad can’t get spray paint but he can get the milk no problem LMFAO 😂🤣

  • @crimsoncutie80
    @crimsoncutie80 2 года назад

    “Radioactive uranium” had wheezing o the floor😂💀

  • @fantiscious
    @fantiscious 2 года назад +1

    " _The_ time I did a project last minute "? You've only done that ONE time?
    He's an alien

  • @aagamingbros9602
    @aagamingbros9602 2 года назад

    He has never got me not laughing😂 like Nice work

  • @remiounpuu5455
    @remiounpuu5455 2 года назад

    Can't get any of the stuff, but can get the milk.🤣

  • @girumlai5000
    @girumlai5000 2 года назад

    and that is average ok, HAHAHAHHAHA dylan you are by far the funniest guy i have ever watched/met/seen

  • @The.That.One.356
    @The.That.One.356 2 года назад +1

    “Radioactive Uranium” how redundant.

  • @dei123
    @dei123 2 года назад +1

    So nostalgic thanks bro

  • @EvAn-kp6vo
    @EvAn-kp6vo 2 года назад

    As soon as he said “let me redifine small for you” I knew exactly what he bouta say

  • @bamb4647
    @bamb4647 2 года назад

    “Being above above average is better then being above average and just average in general!” Basically what he was saying

  • @text2005
    @text2005 2 года назад

    finally, a relatable short about the problems of building a nuke
    even if it's a bit inaccurate

  • @jimmycrystal5267
    @jimmycrystal5267 2 года назад

    Omg this guy is so funny that's why his my favorite tiktoker I'm dying rn

  • @seker6074
    @seker6074 2 года назад

    I GOT 2 CENTIMETERS DOWN THERE
    Love the video keep up the good work

  • @glitch8030
    @glitch8030 2 года назад +1

    "Ima go get milk"
    "MAKE SURE YOU GET SOME POSTER BOARDS"

  • @dylanknowles7143
    @dylanknowles7143 2 года назад

    We might be young, but our minds are beyond it's year's...

  • @MarciaWilliams331
    @MarciaWilliams331 2 года назад

    It's 12:05 and you already got me cracking up with this

  • @RefleX9191
    @RefleX9191 2 года назад

    Your making a great channel!

  • @Zach.2
    @Zach.2 2 года назад

    Your so funny my boy I love your videos ❤️❤️❤️

  • @flumflumchicken2511
    @flumflumchicken2511 2 года назад

    I am passing my pants laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sportsprodz6036
    @sportsprodz6036 2 года назад +1

    The two centimeters is above average!😂😭💀

  • @BostYT
    @BostYT 2 года назад

    Dad be like "No I won't get you anything."
    "...Except for some milk"

  • @draegenkane9611
    @draegenkane9611 2 года назад +1

    I once read a whole book and did a 40 question math homework last day of a break

  • @clashroyaleisretarded
    @clashroyaleisretarded 2 года назад

    bro is the 🐐 of making ppl laugh

  • @mohamedalnbash6988
    @mohamedalnbash6988 2 года назад +1

    Waaw, you got the hole squad laughing

  • @andrewmalooley6728
    @andrewmalooley6728 2 года назад

    Thank you Mr. Zitkus for having original content 🙏

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong 2 года назад +1

    *Making an atomic bomb for the physic project seems like an interesting idea.*

  • @star_fall_1
    @star_fall_1 2 года назад +1

    "I need 1.7mil to buy radioactive uranium for my physics project, I'm building an atomic bomb"

  • @SaturnsHalo7734
    @SaturnsHalo7734 2 года назад +1

    "Yo, while your out getting milk go get me the ingredients, b-"

  • @franzwagnermagic
    @franzwagnermagic 2 года назад

    This dude deserves more subs

  • @Tuff_09
    @Tuff_09 2 года назад +1

    Love your videos Dylan😹🤣😆

  • @Soulwraith74
    @Soulwraith74 2 года назад

    lmaooo this describes me every project but in partner projects i let them do it and say i have a fever

  • @LM-dr3di
    @LM-dr3di 2 года назад +1

    This guy always has me laughing

  • @Zayveon5297
    @Zayveon5297 2 года назад

    Ah, the classic "I gotta go get milk" by the dad

  • @Ale_jandra333
    @Ale_jandra333 2 года назад

    Bro I can’t this guy real funny

  • @DaRock69
    @DaRock69 2 года назад

    Hahhaha never disappoints like always

  • @Ssm_Gaming135
    @Ssm_Gaming135 2 года назад +2

    *"imma go get milk"*
    also him: *_hits the wall_*

  • @NoahIsBrick
    @NoahIsBrick 2 года назад +1

    Nice video

  • @ixdolliest
    @ixdolliest 2 года назад +1

    This man can make anything unfunny, funny.

  • @SNIPER.2384
    @SNIPER.2384 2 года назад

    You have my dying I can't with you 😅