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To all Human Club Afterlife fans, I recommend the drinks. Especially from the Batarian bartender. That man is skilled!
Seriously, his drinks are so good it makes you roll around on the floor.
Some even say it's...to die for
@@Nobody-sh4pu ayeee
Real fans would know his name is Forvan.
@@Nobody-sh4pu does he actually poison you? Lol
As a Garrus fan, I approve.
Same
Same
Thanks, you are a chad
Gigachad Garrus!
He should have a dating sim game based on him 😩🙏
As a Geth fan, I have reached a consensus that this is accurate
> I
*we*
We are achieving this consensus also.
This platform has reached a similar consensus.
Intrested in how geth reach consensus, would research if possible?
Jack fans finding out that sleeping with her when she asks you the first time locks you out of the romance
Huh, that I didn't know.
I'm a strong believer in Femshep, so missed out this kind of stuff.
Chambers was a great wingman for me on my furst playthrough. she said Jack's flirtatiousness was a defense mechanism so to reject her advances. followed her advice. Jack and Shepard ended up dating for the rest of the last two games lol. thanks kelly.
@@thenovicewhisperskelly best wingman
ME1 credits song is simply an absolute banger
100%
"AND I NEED U TO RECOVER
BECAUSE I CAN'T MAKE IT, ON MY OOOOOOOOOoOoOWN"
sometimes i start singing it casually and want to replay the ending just to hear it as the normandy flies off into the horizon, wish mass effect 3's had lyrics too.
Did you know there's a Part 1 to that song called M4, Pt1 by Faunts
@@12LoLproductions what is called?
2 should've had a credits song.
As a geth fan, I can confirm legion is still forming a consensus
Samara fans when they learn they can't sleep with hot justicar: 😭😭😭
Her and aria are tragedies.
I wanted to do a playthrough being an asari fiend but you only get liara
Geth fans: Acknowledged
Playing as Male Shep: Do I go with Liara or Tali?
Playing as Fem Shep: Garrus. Always Garrus
Or Liara
@@МаксБурый-р2ю Yeah but, Garrus is only available to Fem Shep so I gotta go for it.
Jacob :)
@@pilotero3898 Romancing Jacob is the worst thing you could do on a ME2 playthrough
@@influx999 I remember how some 'people' complained about it years later because it was a stereotype situation, because of certain... reasons.
As a Garrus Vakarian fan, I can confirm that we all look like that.
On behalf of all the Garrus fans including myself, thank you
Also mass effect 1 credits slap hard
The Quarian fan one got me lmao
Most EDI fans wants her and Joker to be together
nah man seeing that robot had me feral i was willing execute joker on sight
Everything for my boy joker he Is the goat
No i don't
@@marinatedweasel5424 cope and seethe. Joker won.
@@marinatedweasel5424nah you actually can't do our boy like that tho *points gun*
*Renegade option appears*
I was gonna argue that Liara having a doctorate probably disqualifies her from being a child by human standards. Then I remembered the anime "really a 900 years old dragon" excuse is basically the same thing.
i think it’s a little different if the “900 year old dragon” has a degree in archaeology
Ok but Liara doesn't look like a child lmao
@@Homer___Simpson As much as I don't find Liara very... _aesthetically pleasing_ due to the lack of hair, or hair substitute, I have to agree. Pedophilia is the attraction to the preadolescent form, so unless Asari lolis come out with fat tits, it's closer to ephebophilia than anything, if even that.
As a Garrus fan, can confirm, we are giga chads.
Garrus fans: "He's a God! We are not worthy!"
Me: "He just farted. Calm the fuck down! Jeez..."
Smells like roses…. Palavan roses, but still.
My fans, are the real gods but i am definitely up there
Those are calibrated farts damnit!!
It's because he ate too much turian chocolate
Ashley fans being racist towards any and all aliens:
She is always my romance option when I do a pure Renegade run!
@@stuffmcstuff399 lol
I don't know if she's racist, she tolerates all species. Even the bad ones.
@@chrisspiker5422 bro wdym she criticizes Shepard for being friends with non-humans
@@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl at least she gets over it. Galaxy will die if we don’t learn to stick together Williams!
As a quarian fan, I-
*starts having a seizure *
There was no reason for the ME1 credits to slap so hard, but it did
Geth fans when. When this unit has a soul 🕺🕺🕺💃💃💃
As an andromeda fan add one person to that chair png
Jacob fans and Mass effect Andromeda fans:
*Not existing* 🤜🤛
0:33 That cat is me. Everytime i play ME1.
I feel called out, good job
Mass Effect 1's credit music is an absolute classic and a banger, got me in to Faunts (the performers of the song) and now they're legit one of my favorite bands
M4, Pt II is how I wish a good portion of the trilogy's music sounded, ngl
The band that made the end credits song is called Faunts! I've listened to some of their other stuff. Mainly their first album, "high expectations/Low Results" and their ep "M4" which is where the credits song resides. Their music is usually instrumentals like the first and last track off of "HE/LR" and there's this one that has a super French title that I really like that's also an instrumental and has a Halo ODST vibe to it and I say that cause a sax comes in about half way through. However when there are lyrics they're rather sad like in the 12 minute song "Gone with the Day", there's not many lyrics in there but the whole vibe of the song is extremely depressing. Then there's "Memories of Places we've never been", catchy but again the lyrics are sad with the chorus saying "who will it hurt? I am free to go. What will move me? I dont really know." I will say just like the end credits i didn't really know what the singer was saying half the time but looking up the lyrics really helps but in the song "Twenty three" I tried looking up the lyrics but even they didn't know. "M4" takes a better tone of lyrics starting off with "M4 Part 2" being the credits track and the last track "Of Nature" which I think pushes their sound towards what was on "Feel Love Thinking Of" (released 2009) which has Mass Effect 3s ending song "Das Malefitz" but that's the only one I've heard on that album so I can't really speak much on it. They don't release much music anymore unfortunately with their last single called "There Will Be Blood" (really good one I recommend that) being released in 2019 and before that 3 other singles "Ostalgia vol. 1" and "Mountains" being released in 2019 and Left Here Alone in 2012.
I am certainly not more fond of ME:A than ME trilogy, but ME:A could've been so dope😭 forever disappointed but forever holding that game close to my heart
Andromeda wasn't all bad. The story? Adequate. The dialogue? Wanting. Facial animations? Atrocious. The combat gameplay? *Excellent.* I played my first playthrough recently, and as a Vanguard, I felt like a human meteor. It was a blast.
Director Addison? Worthless
Everyone else? Fine
@Samar3n Parts of it sucked, other parts didn't. It just turns out the sucky parts were really, really important, *to no one's surprise.*
@Samar3n it did back when it released, but now? it's totally enjoyable.
It's a good game now. Not as good as the trilogy, but it's still distinctively Mass Effect.
Andromeda is a very good game. The things that it does poorly are really not that significant. I swear the only reason it gets such a bad rap is that the original trilogy was superb and Andromeda fell short of its expectations.
okay but the ME1 credits song goes hard
With that thumbnail, I was expecting a "why isn't it possible, you stupid bastard"
There’s only one inaccuracy with this video.
The asari fans dont deny that its pedophilia, we simply dont care that it is
honestly true
EDI fans: Why isn't it possible?
Illusive Man fans when he was turned from a mysterious anti-hero into generic bad guy:
EDI fans when they realize Joker loves her: True love is wanting them to be happy even if you're not.
Damn I think joker and edi are cute together
@@Spartan-127 they’re hilarious
I am that one Mass Effect 1 credits fan, that stuff hit harder than my house collapse.
Missed oportunity to call it Gartus enjoyers
There should have been an optiom to romance Edi, and if you didnt, then Joker would, like the Tali Garrus romance.
As a Garrus fan this is 100% accurate
As an unironical ME1 credits song enjoyer, I feel so represented.
I love how you used the afterlife music instead of the usual "slander" music
Me, a salarian, krogan, and Geth fan:
ME1 Menu made me cry, however, Garrus Vakarian makes me happy. (:
The Turian bias is real
Which is good because they're the best
I am also biased and I do not care :)
Based and Turian pilled
Definitely, the Upper Afterlife song slaps. Had it in my playlist for a long time.
Broooooooooooo
Faunts M4 Part II is one of the best credit songs ever!!!!
Average Ashley simps VS Average Kaiden enjoyers
Finally some M4 pt2 appreciation
This is my favorite video in the internet
criminally underrated
Why is this so smooth
One of the better once so far brother, hahaha damn.
As a Geth fan, ✋︎ ✌︎🏱︎🏱︎☼︎⚐︎✞︎☜︎
The me1 credits is where it’s at
Hey, if I can't get with the robot at least my boy Joker got her
As an Andromeda fan, I got stuck in traffic.
Bought Andromeda 2 years after the relase for 15€ on steam solds, most of the bugs have been fixed. Adding mods was really easy, fixing the last bugs, adding more ennemy and changing some cosmetics aspects
I really enjoy it, not as much as the OG trilogy but it's in the 10 best games i've ever play
Edi fans: IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME NOT HIM
Of course we can't bang the robot, joker already is doing that and I don't want shep to vrolik's disease
As a huge Krogan fans ,yes and i'm eating a salarian egg right now.
I should go
M4 Part 2 is a fucking banger and i will die on this hill.
Actually I was hoping I could set EDI up with Traynor 😩
The last one should actually be for the council
bruh 0:23 is volus when they breathe
On word, they’re literally the same as quarians
@@superbobcat8997 yea pretty much ig but quarians look cooler and breathe oxygen
I actually thought it was cool that Shepard was like an older sibling to EDI and she'd come to you for advice
Andromeda fans be like: *No data available*
As a mass effect andrimeda fan i confirm
0:32 fuck yeah
Thank you for pointing out the asari one. My old buddy insisted that Liara is best despite her being a literal child
Robot can be MOD
IHTA Quarians were lit
So I suppose that now isn't the best time to say that ME:A if my fave game in the series...?
we are just invisible.
Out the airlock you go
@@IceyFireFox Javik would be proud
To each their own. Don’t be afraid of sharing your opinions. Just don’t be an ass about it.
@@ShawndaPrawn I understood that reference
You forgot the Tali Zorah fans come on the brother can't have all the fun
As a Turian fan i can confirm that its cringe not to bring Garrus on every mission
One of these is inaccurate, I am The Andromeda Fan™ and that room is empty. I don't host this convention every year to be slandered like this.
It's me, I'm Garrus and Turian fans
As well as Legion and Geth fans, the Geth are just silly lil guys
Reaper fan here. Guys, indoctrination isn't so awful, I suggest you try it!
0:04 wtf?? i never thougth about that but here we go... aren't they're grown adults when they're 80? liara looks like 20-25 but she's 106yo.
As an Andromeda Fan....
I'm joking
Should have ended the compilation with the Mass Effect 1 End Song Fans and not Turian Fans Joke as thats a pretty weak one to leave off at
Cool
I'm a Quarian fan.
Nice meme
Krogans 👍
As an Andromeda fan, I'm not
As an Andromeda fan, this is inaccurate
She still has a mouth....😁
BATARIAN FANS WHERE YOU AT
We don’t talk about the batarian fans
they dont exist 1 because no one likes batarians and 2 because if anyone likes them we give them the death penalty
@@bruhgod123 dude what? No
0:28 lol They wish. That ain't Garrus fans.
Reaper fans on the other hand...
Thane fans 💚
Wait…paedophilia…? Bruh, I’m over 18
Andromeda fans😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For Mass Effect Andromeda fans, you should had put r/masseffect.
Seriously, you can't critizise Andromeda by any means there without getting crucified and burned alive. I speak by personal experience.
Wait, what? There are people defending that borefest? Amazing. Well, the Internet is big, everything is bound to be liked at least by someone.
Andromeda fans should also be gigachad.
but they’re not
geth fans lmao
Yes you can stop spreading lies 😎👍
I tried Andromeda pretty recently after giving it the benefit of the doubt and trying it unbiased. It was alright for a bit, took forever to get into free roam. The gameplay was decent but after ai while I just got bored, the game was just unable to keep me interested and ai drifted away from it.
Garrus is the best. I promise I'm not just saying that because people keep saying he reminds them of me.