i watched a video about why it sucks being born as a house centipede few days ago, then this randomly pops up, not a crossover i expected, great vids keep it up, could we get why it sucks being born as a brit or a seal next? keep it up, great vids
@@MB-jr3smye, i saw these videos too. it's where i took inspiration from. decided to make about twitch streamers because it will confuse ppl. they dont understand if i am a fan or a hater haha
Callin' it right now: The rat body is one of several horcruxes belonging to Asmon. Clearly, he doesn't throw things away to keep it from being obvious which items in the house beyond the rat are his remaining horcruxes. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Asmon reminds me of a childhood friend that few people have where he might live in filth and not take care of himself but is always a good person in a good mood. Does what he does and genuinely doesnt care what people think.
The guy was born with great advantages, two educated parents who graduated from college and had good jobs (eventually only his dad had a job), his parents were very kind to him and did their best to raise him well. Compared to my childhood where it was a nightmare how my parents traumatizedme from constant yelling, horriblefights, they barely had a job, it was just awvful and embarrassing. I lived next to a basketball court and when I would be out there playing basketball they would be yelling and fighting and people I would be playing bball with would ask "is everything okay in there?" So yeah, compared to me and others, asmon grew up in a sweet dream compared to my nightmare that has heavily contributed to my mental illnesses .
@@DBailey94 Thanks, amd I'm not like them, I would be a way better parent in terms of kindness and goodness but due to my mental struggles I won't be havingkids since I am held back from being completely functional by my mental health issues .
Due to women always chasing guys that are 6'0+ i often forget to appreciate that being 5'9 isn't actually THAT bad considering there are people who are even shorter.
@@Henri-e4c im below 18, im almost 17 but hey, altough im 6'5 and feet size 46 so i wish i wouldn't grow anymore, im literally bigfoot or his son (imma do research on his size rq) OH MY... IM NOT TALLER THAN HIM BUT I HAVE BIGGER FEET THAN HIM...
@TheCourierGaming I don't think that is it. Brazil is as much, if not more of a cultural "melting pot" than the US and height is not nearly as discussed here 😆
@Azhrei2000 oh sorry if I hurt your feelings with the obvious misgendering I know some ppl are extra sensitive about that, sorry 🙏 also I meant Asmon❤️
I know Vegans who switched to veganism just to eat Pizza every day. Legit, some people have actually 0 clue about nutrition. He said it as a joke but some would believe that
Even before he became a streamer, his life was still top 10% globally. Most people have no perspective on how bad life is in 3rd world countries. Even if you're on food stamps, if you can play WoW you're winning at life.
Top 1% I’m pretty sure even the poorest of the poor in the United States are still better off than 99% of poor anywhere else in the world… that’s why they all keep coming here through Mexico.
True, even when I was a teenager living on the streets for a while, I gotta admit the US has the best dumpster-diving. No one starves here, and that's better than the vast majority of human history.
Spanish watcher here, mainly from youtube because time zones suck, gotta say that I love your content, the way you say the truthful things that nobody wants to hear and then they rage at you with clearly illogical stuff is such good content
Gotta hand it to Asmon, he takes disses like a champ and he doesn’t mind being made fun of. Although I’m not sure sometimes if he does understand how he’s being dissed or if he’s just ignoring it. Still I think he has a good attitude towards this, laughing about it and even liking the video.
I'm a research pharmacist, in a really summarized way, clinical trials usually go like this: simple organism (bacteria) --> small complex organism (rat/rabbit) --> cat/dog --> monkey --> security trials (healthy human) --> human with only the problem/illness you're researching --> human with problem/illness and other health problems --> general population
Greetings from one of the people who do Phase 2 trials, and once even a Phase 1! I was a healthy 20-something woman with zero risk of pregnancy, and we get paid well because we're a difficult demographic to find and recruit. I've never regretted any study I've done, and because Informed Consent has been mandatory since 1979, I've never worried about ending up in anything nefarious like some of the studies that used to be done on humans. I got some awesome free health care whenever I was enrolled too.
I really love mmorpg games before. I even wake up super early just to play. But now, I dont have the time, the energy and the money and it haunts me everyday
I'm 35 and get complimented on my teeth by the dentist. Just brush twice a day and no sugar between 6pm and 10am. Other than that, I eat and drink whatever I want.
@@doreilly7689 Cool story. You’re leaving out how genetic factors are 60% of the risks for tooth decay, though. Doesn’t matter how much some of them take care of their teeth - one can brush and floss often and do their best to take care of their oral health, but often times decay can still happen. Notably when you factor in enamel strength, gum disease, timing and sequence of teeth coming in for their size (overcrowding, for example), the amount of teeth one has naturally, etc. Genetics has to be factored when discussing this type of stuff - you’ve been someone that’s lucky with their genetics. Will brushing and flossing help? Yes, but it’s not an end-all type of thing, it’ll just slow the decay down because … again … it’s everything else that we have to factor in that contributes heavily. OP could have had straight, perfect teeth, brushed every day and flossed, never bothered with Dr Pepper and still have tooth issues because they could’ve had genetics that caused them to have very weak tooth enamel or maybe when their wisdom teeth came in it overcrowded their teeth putting pressure and causing them to weaken and one eventually chipping. It happens often.
I quit wow way before all the nonsense went down. I am glad I wasn't invested in it up to the shit hitting the fan point. Although being able to use a gamepad is neat. I was out WAYYY before you could play with a gamepad.
This is me and pokemon, after silver/gold, i lost the interest. Prob spent a thousand hours on red/blue back in the day. I farmed for and made pikachu my bitch in viridian fucking forrest!
I was born into Gen 1 & 2. Eventually I got a GBA and randomly saw Gen 3 at the store and was like "🤯 Mom! Can I please get this?!?!" BLEW MY MIND to have NEW Pokemon on my NEW system. As much as I love Gen 1 & 2, Gen 3 is the one engraved in my heart. I completely understand being broken after Gen 2, as the games shifted to become soft reboots and such instead of how Gen 2 was more or less an actual sequel to Gen 1, not to mention the new graphics and such. Gen 2 is seriously one of the best generations
He isn't that old. The body is INSANELY resilient generally. This isn't a he's gonna die or get sick comment. I never wish that upon anyone. Take me for example. I can eat 20 eggs a day for years and years and the docs are amazed when doing my bloodwork.
Kids make fun of older gamers but when they turn 35 with no family they suddenly realize we were right all along :D times have changed. Birth rates are super low.
@@robertmusil1107 Oh I'm not making fun of Asmon, I know how he feels, 15 years ago feels like an eternity. I was 10, now I'm 25 but it feels like 50 years have gone in a blink of an eye. Work seems to stretch to eternity like what the f is going on?
@@Kopie0830 Oh, you’re still a young kid in my eyes lol. I’d do anything to be even just 25 again. You’ve got plenty of time ahead of you for things. Believe me - wasn’t until I was 35 before I finally had good credit and could get property in my name along with a home. When I was 25 15 years ago, I worried about similar things, thinking “noooo I’m old, my life is stuck in a rut….” You’re in the prime of your life. You’ve still got so much ahead of you. It’s when you’re about to hit 40 when what he said really starts to resonate and the ticks on that clock get louder.
@ When I got covid and gasping for dear air, my eyesight darkening, nothing mattered except survival. Then I realize everyday is a gift. Doesn't matter what age you are, the reaper may come knocking and you just have to prepared. I envy those who reached 80 years old truly. World is so uncertain right now with fires, aliens, planes falling, 2 new viruses coming from Chyna, threat of nuclear war from Russia and if we can somehow get thru with those in the next 50 years, climate change would get us lol.
I don't think Asmon reads these, but you're not alone bro. Vanilla Wow was peak LIFE, real life sucked compared to it, a lot of people neglected their jobs or even job interviews, that's how awesome it was. A lot of (older) people can relate.
100% agree I miss the days of waking up playing games and playing games all night with friends and not feeling like I was wasting my life. Was counter strike that started it for me.
Some people are born into greatness, some people achieve... While others simply have greatness thrust upon them! Haters gonna hate A man, keep on fighting the good fight
Asmond did something here we should all strive for. He took it all on the chin: the brutal, the joking, the real. He was completely honest with himself and to us. The one part of the video he pushed to correct was an error when describing how he got WoW.
I still have that, with no man's sky actually. And somehow it grew with me, and yeah the game has evolved to an insane degree, and the update from two days ago has made the game go past what everyone was expecting...
14:49 From a medical standpoint, Asmon is not only just right but also pretty smart. There were mistakes on animal trials being considered valid for humans without prior tests.
True. I was a MRVS ("mervs", medical research volunteer subject) and that's why human trials are so important. And they also have to make sure any women subjects won't get pregnant during the trial, because they don't know whether it's teratogenic.
The other thing many people don't know about is that rats used in research are bred to have certain genetics that make them more or less vulnerable to certain diseases. Sprague-Dawley rats, for example, are very vulnerable to cancer and are therefore used in cancer studies. Long-Evans rats are used in toxicology and neurological studies. It's important to have some understanding of these things before we move onto the next subject (s), like a larger mammal and eventually humans.
This is the type of content that got baldie where is today. Not politics, videos like this where he has a laugh with the community. Back then we had the mail muncher saga, bald memes, fan art and transmog competitions. Now... 😢
Yes he drinks a lot of soda, eats poorly and probably doesn't get much exercise. However, he isn't fat, he doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. It could be much worse. His lifestyle is similar to most accountants in America 😂 Edit: on second thought, the dead rat fumes might cause some sort of lung fungus
On the lab rat thing. They can be bred to have certain human genes depending on what’s needs testing. Of course it’s no full substitute for the real deal but if something is gonna go badly wrong you’re certain to pick it up in the lab rat test.
It’s more about how much he eats than what he eats. I wouldn’t be surprised if he eats one meal a day, then just drinks soda to get him through the rest of the day
me and my friends all are gym addicts and live in belgium, except for the gym we have one thing in common, we all watch you. funny thing is, my algorithm gives a video as suggestion i really want to see, but i wait because i'm a 100% sure you will react to it
It is crazy. How does it feel to know you are so loved, that people think about you all day, everyday, and spend countless hours making media in honor of your greatness (not kidding about the greatness). Thank you for every reaction video you make on this topic.
"Isn't a Pizza a vegetable" XD Duuude. I mean there are some awesome deep fried Pizzas in the supermarket. Dunno if you have those in the USA, but you have now LIDL and ALDI too, right? Look out for Pizz'ah Fantasia, Milanese, Mediterranea & Tricolore. Those four Pizzas from Aldi are 10/10.
Hi asmon not sure if you’ll see this I expect you won’t but I’m from the Middle East in uae . And a lot of your advice really helped me move my life in a positive direction. I used to be negative and blame everything around me. After listening to your advice I realized the only person I should blame is me since I’m the only person who has the most power to change my life . I’m still not perfect, far from it but I know I’ve taken a big step forward to improve my life by working hard the past 6 years . I wish you the best & thank you.
Brooo thanks for reacting to my video!!! Ps: i'm not a hater, i love asmon.
i watched a video about why it sucks being born as a house centipede few days ago, then this randomly pops up, not a crossover i expected, great vids keep it up, could we get why it sucks being born as a brit or a seal next? keep it up, great vids
This was excellent. Funny thing is, his life is relatable to so many but he just turned it into success. Haters are just jealous.
Congrats on being featured :)
@@MB-jr3smye, i saw these videos too. it's where i took inspiration from. decided to make about twitch streamers because it will confuse ppl. they dont understand if i am a fan or a hater haha
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Asmon, as a person, evolved to the point where lore is made up for him.
......wtf, you are right. 😃 lore is made up for him
What? But this has gotta be true, it's on the internet
i need this... if lore is made up about me nobody will know that all the embarrassing things ive done actually happened
Rumplebaldscalp thinks pizza is a vegetable. True made-up lore.
That's how myth and legends start
Tired of people slandering asmon, saying he only eats fast food and completely ignoring his $2 steak + microwave baked potato efficiency meal
It angers me. For shame! 😡🤬
Don't forget the pizza
that $2 steak consists mostly of 50% antibiotics and pumped with hormones. The potato has more nutrients.
Exactly, and even that disgusting $2 steak is better than living off fast food!!
Don't forget he doesn't clean the potatoes. Building up some nature resistance so he doesn't get de-buffed from playing outside in the dirt.
Asmon slowly making his transformation into Trevor from GTAV
Doesn’t have the racism or balls to be as ruthless as Trevor
If Asmon stomped on someone, he would break his foot. Game ending injury.
But without that r3t4rd m3th h34d strength
Bro...
If Trump lost, he would have become Trevor.
Asmon: that is not my birthday.
Everyone: IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY
The Audacity to think he gets to decides his bday is shocking
Lisan al gaib, in short
The majority has spoken
I love democracy
THE SHOE IS A SIGN
Lord Baldemort lore is the best lore.
The Lore of the Roach King is the best I've ever heard
Callin' it right now:
The rat body is one of several horcruxes belonging to Asmon.
Clearly, he doesn't throw things away to keep it from being obvious which items in the house beyond the rat are his remaining horcruxes.
It's the only thing that makes sense.
Asmon reminds me of a childhood friend that few people have where he might live in filth and not take care of himself but is always a good person in a good mood. Does what he does and genuinely doesnt care what people think.
He very much reminds me of that friend you'd go over to who's mom made snacks while you sat there with your buddy playing halo or magic the gathering.
The guy was born with great advantages, two educated parents who graduated from college and had good jobs (eventually only his dad had a job), his parents were very kind to him and did their best to raise him well. Compared to my childhood where it was a nightmare how my parents traumatizedme from constant yelling, horriblefights, they barely had a job, it was just awvful and embarrassing. I lived next to a basketball court and when I would be out there playing basketball they would be yelling and fighting and people I would be playing bball with would ask "is everything okay in there?" So yeah, compared to me and others, asmon grew up in a sweet dream compared to my nightmare that has heavily contributed to my mental illnesses .
@@PokepoppinTV absolutely and their moms always made the best food and had the best snacks 😂
@@FrawgfithAmblose I hope it picks up for you broski. You don't have to be your parents. Don't forget that! 🙏
@@DBailey94 Thanks, amd I'm not like them, I would be a way better parent in terms of kindness and goodness but due to my mental struggles I won't be havingkids since I am held back from being completely functional by my mental health issues .
If you were a boss in elden ring you would spew Dr Pepper as an attack, alongside a horde of dead rats.
Scarlet pepper.
Tornado of Rats from poe2
Lol!
5’6 - “thats bad”
Me at 5’3 - 🤡
if u r below 18 u still have time to grow 2-3 inches
@@PrashasyaGautamnone of us are anymore 😢
Due to women always chasing guys that are 6'0+ i often forget to appreciate that being 5'9 isn't actually THAT bad considering there are people who are even shorter.
@@Henri-e4c im below 18, im almost 17 but hey, altough im 6'5 and feet size 46 so i wish i wouldn't grow anymore, im literally bigfoot or his son (imma do research on his size rq) OH MY... IM NOT TALLER THAN HIM BUT I HAVE BIGGER FEET THAN HIM...
Well, you're a girl, that's not as bad
1:42 the guy who sold asmon a copy of WoW at the time had no idea what crazy empire he created by proxy. Bro deserves a royalty payment.
Damn so that's why he goes by 'Bobby' Kotick; you need to be at least 5'7 to use the name 'Robert'
and 9'4" to use the name Roboute
Nurgle accepts you no matter your height.
After 6'11 you can call yourself Rob
My father just went by "Bob". 😁
@@robertmusil1107 That's Bob terrority. I would know. Im a Robert.
Nurgle the Grey ascended into Asmonurg The White
Asmonsperg
The Great Unclean One
Why the hell is everyone doing drive-bys on the 5"6 crowd. Leave us alone yo we already playing with a debuff 😂😂😂
Because you ask us with over buffs to reach the top shelf. Now you must be told you're short forever
Never understood this fascination US people have with height. Even "taller nations" than the US don't talk this much about it lol
@@CopperKnight027 probably because the whole melting pot thing we are known for. Makes a wide range of shapes and sizes!🤣
@TheCourierGaming I don't think that is it. Brazil is as much, if not more of a cultural "melting pot" than the US and height is not nearly as discussed here 😆
Chill shaaaawtyyy. Its just one of Muricans base insults. Height, weight. Because everything else was forbidden by internet companies...
The Legend of Asmon.
Breath of the wild 💀
Asmon is my favourite goblin
Is he a jew?
All of my 5'6 and under brothers assemble!
WE DESERVE BETTER.
WE DESERVE +2 RESPECT.
You guys can combine like the zords on Power Rangers lol
Stop being greedy, you imp. You already have +2 in mining.
I had to convert 5'6 to cm, since I am not American.
My most sincere sympathies, I was last that height in the 8th grade.
First reach it
Bah, try being 5'3, then you'll stop complaining
THIS MAN HAS IT FIGURED OUT..... ASMON IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE ONE LIFE HE GETS..... YEP
9:15 - you now finally drink water
*proceeds to sip a drink other than water*
Today I realised that I have the same birthdate as Hitler , not only that he was 1889 and Im 20th of April 1989
So you are exactly 100 years younger then him.
@julianbrabsche728
I know what he has to do, but I don't know if he has the strength to do it...
Remember who you are
Are you an artist? Do you still have the same fate?
He has returned!!!
That losing the virtual life because Activision killed WoW hit hard man.
God that drawing was hard to look at. But gotta love the positive twist at the end, you go girl!!
I think you need your ears checked it's obviously a guy that did this....
@Azhrei2000 oh sorry if I hurt your feelings with the obvious misgendering I know some ppl are extra sensitive about that, sorry 🙏 also I meant Asmon❤️
It was later in life, that Asmongold ascended to Chaos Champion of Nurgle
I love how asmond looks over at the dead rat as soon as its mentioned.
"Isn't Pizza a vegetable." omg.
I know Vegans who switched to veganism just to eat Pizza every day. Legit, some people have actually 0 clue about nutrition. He said it as a joke but some would believe that
Fr Senator Amy Klobuchar said french fries with ketchup should count as "two servings of vegetables" for the school lunch program.
7:19 OG chatters posting literally the exact same stuff as the current chatters. The more things change the more they stay the same.
same people probably 🤣
Even before he became a streamer, his life was still top 10% globally. Most people have no perspective on how bad life is in 3rd world countries. Even if you're on food stamps, if you can play WoW you're winning at life.
Yeah, it's easily top5% tbh. If you dont get abused by family and already are born in a rich country.
That's right, eat ze bugs and be happy owning nothing because your life is still 100x better than if you didn't have ze bugs to eat.
Top 1% I’m pretty sure even the poorest of the poor in the United States are still better off than 99% of poor anywhere else in the world… that’s why they all keep coming here through Mexico.
People in the west have NO IDEA how the world is, otherwise they would instantly stop saying things like "one village get rid of borders" etc.
True, even when I was a teenager living on the streets for a while, I gotta admit the US has the best dumpster-diving. No one starves here, and that's better than the vast majority of human history.
0:51 THIS IS SOOOO GOOOOD😂
Spanish watcher here, mainly from youtube because time zones suck, gotta say that I love your content, the way you say the truthful things that nobody wants to hear and then they rage at you with clearly illogical stuff is such good content
Gotta hand it to Asmon, he takes disses like a champ and he doesn’t mind being made fun of. Although I’m not sure sometimes if he does understand how he’s being dissed or if he’s just ignoring it. Still I think he has a good attitude towards this, laughing about it and even liking the video.
The definitive documentary on Asmongold
I'm a research pharmacist, in a really summarized way, clinical trials usually go like this: simple organism (bacteria) --> small complex organism (rat/rabbit) --> cat/dog --> monkey --> security trials (healthy human) --> human with only the problem/illness you're researching --> human with problem/illness and other health problems --> general population
Greetings from one of the people who do Phase 2 trials, and once even a Phase 1! I was a healthy 20-something woman with zero risk of pregnancy, and we get paid well because we're a difficult demographic to find and recruit.
I've never regretted any study I've done, and because Informed Consent has been mandatory since 1979, I've never worried about ending up in anything nefarious like some of the studies that used to be done on humans. I got some awesome free health care whenever I was enrolled too.
It’s my birthday. As someone who doesn’t smoke weed or support Hilter, it’s a fun one.
You want a cookie, chief? I make really good cookies. I use protein powder, eggs, natty peanut butter.
I really love mmorpg games before. I even wake up super early just to play. But now, I dont have the time, the energy and the money and it haunts me everyday
Everything you loved about mmorpgs doesn't exist anymore.
@richardgibson2158 You're right dude.
I’m 70 years old Canadian
Watch Asmon every day👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I have not watched CBC Canada in the last 25 years🇨🇦🇨🇦
2:22 Haha at the age of 16 I also drank around 5 cans of Dr. Pepper, at the age of 19 I worked a whole summer to pay my $ 2.000 tooth repair bill.
I'm 35 and get complimented on my teeth by the dentist.
Just brush twice a day and no sugar between 6pm and 10am.
Other than that, I eat and drink whatever I want.
That room looks cleaner than his real one looked
@@doreilly7689 Cool story. You’re leaving out how genetic factors are 60% of the risks for tooth decay, though. Doesn’t matter how much some of them take care of their teeth - one can brush and floss often and do their best to take care of their oral health, but often times decay can still happen. Notably when you factor in enamel strength, gum disease, timing and sequence of teeth coming in for their size (overcrowding, for example), the amount of teeth one has naturally, etc. Genetics has to be factored when discussing this type of stuff - you’ve been someone that’s lucky with their genetics.
Will brushing and flossing help? Yes, but it’s not an end-all type of thing, it’ll just slow the decay down because … again … it’s everything else that we have to factor in that contributes heavily.
OP could have had straight, perfect teeth, brushed every day and flossed, never bothered with Dr Pepper and still have tooth issues because they could’ve had genetics that caused them to have very weak tooth enamel or maybe when their wisdom teeth came in it overcrowded their teeth putting pressure and causing them to weaken and one eventually chipping. It happens often.
@@TwoBs tldr: you have shitty teeth and you’re triggered
@TwoBs youre right I have very soft teeth. For 10 years now I mostly drink water and all problems are gone.
New viewer from Finland over here
I quit wow way before all the nonsense went down. I am glad I wasn't invested in it up to the shit hitting the fan point. Although being able to use a gamepad is neat. I was out WAYYY before you could play with a gamepad.
I would very much love to be Asmon. Bro has won in life. Just commenting on current events and being a millionaire? I don’t see the downside.
Money is not everything having a family and kids is
@@justinsteinbach2174 Smoking copium with that divorced wife and kids you don't get to see
Thats according to your beliefs though. Not the same for everyone @@justinsteinbach2174
@justinsteinbach2174 not everyone wants the burden of having kids.
@@justinsteinbach2174 Bro is already happy without family and kids i think he does not need it.
11:00 I'm from Brazil!
I just realized that Zach being friends with Cody just throws me back to the old Disney Days and the Suite Life 😂
I lost it by just seeing Asmon as an animated character on the thumbnail. 😂
This is me and pokemon, after silver/gold, i lost the interest. Prob spent a thousand hours on red/blue back in the day. I farmed for and made pikachu my bitch in viridian fucking forrest!
I was born into Gen 1 & 2. Eventually I got a GBA and randomly saw Gen 3 at the store and was like "🤯 Mom! Can I please get this?!?!"
BLEW MY MIND to have NEW Pokemon on my NEW system. As much as I love Gen 1 & 2, Gen 3 is the one engraved in my heart.
I completely understand being broken after Gen 2, as the games shifted to become soft reboots and such instead of how Gen 2 was more or less an actual sequel to Gen 1, not to mention the new graphics and such. Gen 2 is seriously one of the best generations
400g of sugar every day and he is still alive. This guy is a statistical fluke.
He isn't that old. The body is INSANELY resilient generally. This isn't a he's gonna die or get sick comment. I never wish that upon anyone. Take me for example. I can eat 20 eggs a day for years and years and the docs are amazed when doing my bloodwork.
Asmon: 15 years ago, Wow was awesome, gone are the days
35 is the new 60
Me too grandpa, me too 😂
Kids make fun of older gamers but when they turn 35 with no family they suddenly realize we were right all along :D times have changed. Birth rates are super low.
@@robertmusil1107 Oh I'm not making fun of Asmon, I know how he feels, 15 years ago feels like an eternity. I was 10, now I'm 25 but it feels like 50 years have gone in a blink of an eye. Work seems to stretch to eternity like what the f is going on?
@@Kopie0830 Oh, you’re still a young kid in my eyes lol. I’d do anything to be even just 25 again.
You’ve got plenty of time ahead of you for things. Believe me - wasn’t until I was 35 before I finally had good credit and could get property in my name along with a home. When I was 25 15 years ago, I worried about similar things, thinking “noooo I’m old, my life is stuck in a rut….”
You’re in the prime of your life. You’ve still got so much ahead of you.
It’s when you’re about to hit 40 when what he said really starts to resonate and the ticks on that clock get louder.
@ When I got covid and gasping for dear air, my eyesight darkening, nothing mattered except survival. Then I realize everyday is a gift. Doesn't matter what age you are, the reaper may come knocking and you just have to prepared. I envy those who reached 80 years old truly. World is so uncertain right now with fires, aliens, planes falling, 2 new viruses coming from Chyna, threat of nuclear war from Russia and if we can somehow get thru with those in the next 50 years, climate change would get us lol.
I would love to see an update of this of Asmon going to Comic con, steak and eggs, and the few other times he's gotten out of the house lately.
sack is pure florida and texan
Makes sense, as a floridian I resonate with half of sack
Is that why I like him? Don't tell me he's from Tampa as well. 😅
I don't think Asmon reads these, but you're not alone bro. Vanilla Wow was peak LIFE, real life sucked compared to it, a lot of people neglected their jobs or even job interviews, that's how awesome it was. A lot of (older) people can relate.
Ты ещё и в России достаточно популярен, но мы смотрим через ВПН...
Прикольно!
(I don't know if that still means "Cool!" in 2025?)
100% agree I miss the days of waking up playing games and playing games all night with friends and not feeling like I was wasting my life. Was counter strike that started it for me.
I thought Asmon is in his early 40s. Is he really just 34?
By 50 he'll look like undead
Tbf he's probably looked like 40 since he was 16
Lore with more poison swamps and dead rats than Myazaki.
Asmon's official documentary
Asmond is the chilliest guy ever he don’t ever be bothered by shit these people say I gotta take notes 📝
Some people are born into greatness, some people achieve... While others simply have greatness thrust upon them!
Haters gonna hate A man, keep on fighting the good fight
Asmond did something here we should all strive for. He took it all on the chin: the brutal, the joking, the real. He was completely honest with himself and to us. The one part of the video he pushed to correct was an error when describing how he got WoW.
The internet really was a mistake, they mythologised thus guy!😂
I still have that, with no man's sky actually.
And somehow it grew with me, and yeah the game has evolved to an insane degree, and the update from two days ago has made the game go past what everyone was expecting...
9:36 from a Nurgle cultist to a Great Unclean one.
Garden of Nurgle ahh room
240g sugar daily - baldie is speedrunning to grave omg
Honestly I think asmongold is doing just fine.
7:38 Bro even knew where Asmons Facecam would be 😭🙏
Xbox just killed their platform
As a forza fanboy I’m extremely pissed and feel betrayed
@@CertifiedForzaDrifter canceled my gamepass , boycott time
What happened?
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From a medical standpoint, Asmon is not only just right but also pretty smart. There were mistakes on animal trials being considered valid for humans without prior tests.
True. I was a MRVS ("mervs", medical research volunteer subject) and that's why human trials are so important. And they also have to make sure any women subjects won't get pregnant during the trial, because they don't know whether it's teratogenic.
Asmon should just take all his money and fund a video game studio
man I only in the last six months got into you as a channel and your funny as hell. this shit is great
2:45 bro knows the Sekiro sugar but hasn't beat Sekiro yet, go back to Sekiro Asmon we're all waiting
Asmon beating Jon Jones in an MMA match is more likely to happen than him beating Sekiro.
The other thing many people don't know about is that rats used in research are bred to have certain genetics that make them more or less vulnerable to certain diseases. Sprague-Dawley rats, for example, are very vulnerable to cancer and are therefore used in cancer studies. Long-Evans rats are used in toxicology and neurological studies. It's important to have some understanding of these things before we move onto the next subject (s), like a larger mammal and eventually humans.
Literally dudes been mythologized lmao
woooo! Malaysia mentioned 😆
this looks and sounds like a beavis n butthead sketch
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why are there 2 facecams
8:03 This is the truth, and it's what I miss most of my youth.
Nothing will replace wasting hours upon hours of worthless grinding in RuneScape as a child
Just imagine somehow this is one of the few remnants of humanity after the apocalypse and the aliens come see this
I would suck to be asmongold
Sounds good can I be first?
I would suck to be with asmongold
I would suck asmongold
I would suck Asmongold
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This is the type of content that got baldie where is today. Not politics, videos like this where he has a laugh with the community. Back then we had the mail muncher saga, bald memes, fan art and transmog competitions. Now... 😢
Yoooo we are both from 1990 😂 I didn't know that, mine is July thou...oh, no one asked? K my bad
Me too pal.
1990 is goated
1990s were the best decade ever
That's how you know you've reached peak twitch streamer. When viewers are making animated videos of you.
fun fact : that famous Austrian painter was for sure not born in 1990.
Ever heard of reincarnation?
My birthday is 1990 😈
Yes he drinks a lot of soda, eats poorly and probably doesn't get much exercise.
However, he isn't fat, he doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. It could be much worse. His lifestyle is similar to most accountants in America 😂
Edit: on second thought, the dead rat fumes might cause some sort of lung fungus
I don't know about ''European'' but I'm British! 😉😂🤣
On the lab rat thing. They can be bred to have certain human genes depending on what’s needs testing. Of course it’s no full substitute for the real deal but if something is gonna go badly wrong you’re certain to pick it up in the lab rat test.
All that dr pper and fast food and not getting any fat? Man I'm jealous
no shit right?? i even run 3 times a week and im fatter than this guy. But i still like the dude so hopefully he stays in the game and healthy
it's all about how much you eat
he did notice himself gaining weight at some point, so he is watching how much he eats
It’s more about how much he eats than what he eats. I wouldn’t be surprised if he eats one meal a day, then just drinks soda to get him through the rest of the day
Probably does what I do when told I need to drink more water, I put more ice cubes in my soda.
me and my friends all are gym addicts and live in belgium, except for the gym we have one thing in common, we all watch you. funny thing is, my algorithm gives a video as suggestion i really want to see, but i wait because i'm a 100% sure you will react to it
this is true! I usually for the asmon version
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Let make this guy wish come true people
Originality isn't the internet's strong suit
It is crazy.
How does it feel to know you are so loved, that people think about you all day, everyday, and spend countless hours making media in honor of your greatness (not kidding about the greatness).
Thank you for every reaction video you make on this topic.
I wanna see Asmongold pull a spite-fuelled looksmax arc.
"Isn't a Pizza a vegetable" XD Duuude.
I mean there are some awesome deep fried Pizzas in the supermarket. Dunno if you have those in the USA, but you have now LIDL and ALDI too, right? Look out for Pizz'ah Fantasia, Milanese, Mediterranea & Tricolore. Those four Pizzas from Aldi are 10/10.
Has anyone noticed ASMON doesn’t have one wrinkle or eye bags or creases on his forehead and is nice and lean?
He seems stringy though. Maybe he's sleeper build like critical but I need him to flash the guns to know for sure
It's good to be stress-free. Find a lifestyle that allows that. Who cares how much money you make if you're stressed all day every day.
He's made of styrofoam bro. I love the guy but he's unhealthy
@@battlemage5420nah he doesn’t go outside or do any physical activities that would warrant a sleeper build.
He is NOT nice and lean, he’s skinny fat. If he started working out, built some muscle, and did a little cardio then he’d look pretty good.
Imagine trying to convince everyone including yourself you know everything about everything and everyone when you never leave your house.
Hi asmon not sure if you’ll see this I expect you won’t but I’m from the Middle East in uae . And a lot of your advice really helped me move my life in a positive direction. I used to be negative and blame everything around me. After listening to your advice I realized the only person I should blame is me since I’m the only person who has the most power to change my life . I’m still not perfect, far from it but I know I’ve taken a big step forward to improve my life by working hard the past 6 years . I wish you the best & thank you.
Zack actually has a full head of hair, he wraps his ponytail around his head to cover the bald spots
Love the comb over in the pic 😂
hate your picture dude :D
jokes on you my entire pc and phone are in dark mode
@NotNotTristanMine too but there's someone whose pic is a white mite on a black background and that one fooled me at first
Bro that fanart belongs in Metalocalypse
Surprisingly Accurate, extremely good animation talent.
"WoW used to be a game you'd ruin your life over, and you'd do it all over again." - Asmongold on the WoW Doomin' by Pint video.
Lore of the rat king
SIM Asmongold has more hair then real Asmongold
Truly accended modern storytelling
I like bro but i wouldn't want to be him even with all the money he has. He's cool but arrogant.