Jimmy Kimmel vs Ellen DeGeneres Nice Off

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  • @minacarolina9751
    @minacarolina9751 10 лет назад +4536

    Both of you would lose to me I'm Canadian

  • @gabbylaustin
    @gabbylaustin 8 лет назад +4718

    Haha when talk show hosts have other talk show hosts on their talk shows....

  • @dieselsmoker2425
    @dieselsmoker2425 5 лет назад +3147

    Without Guillermo that show wouldn't be the same.

  • @jamirimaj6880
    @jamirimaj6880 4 года назад +2420

    Well it took us almost 9 years... but I guess Kimmel won at the end.

  • @salmax4889
    @salmax4889 8 лет назад +4180

    " that's why you don't fu*k with Ellen" best line ever!

  • @hellraiser338
    @hellraiser338 8 лет назад +2827

    Kimmel has the best skits. Conan has the best remotes. Fallon has the best games

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 8 лет назад +28

      Jacob Vidrine Remotes? What remotes?

    • @emilio1316
      @emilio1316 8 лет назад +195

      Lori Wolfcat Its when the host goes to locations around the world and interacts with normal people. Conan is great at squeezing comedy out of these interactions on "remote" locations.

    • @suubierex9396
      @suubierex9396 8 лет назад +5

      Jacob Vidrine | I totally agree with you

    • @Tyc9909
      @Tyc9909 8 лет назад +11

      Jacob Vidrine how, bout Ellen?

    • @emilyaguirre8492
      @emilyaguirre8492 8 лет назад +94

      Ellen has the best jokes

  • @STAY_hey_yeah
    @STAY_hey_yeah 6 лет назад +3149

    "And I love that scarf"
    *Crowd goes crazy*

  • @ztc33
    @ztc33 4 года назад +401

    Looks like Jimmy won the long game

    • @simgroz4118
      @simgroz4118 4 года назад +34

      Ellen won the battle but jimmy won the war

    • @leyroy1980
      @leyroy1980 3 года назад +2

      They both lost
      Practice what you preach

  • @aramhovsepyan3085
    @aramhovsepyan3085 7 лет назад +4382

    PLOT TWIST: It's just a sketch and Jimmy has let the writers to make Ellen win in it, so he's nicer.

  • @BarbaricToast1502
    @BarbaricToast1502 8 лет назад +264

    Jimmy: when I look at your eyes its like im looking though two circles of heaven
    Crowd: meh
    Jimmy: also I love that scarf
    Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @lookherenow2
    @lookherenow2 9 лет назад +1178

    At 5:16 when Ellen says: "Okay someone give me some water!"
    Jimmy should have said: "You forgot to say please."
    Then the crowd would have gone like: OHHHHHHH!!!

    • @alfriesmacdonalds5879
      @alfriesmacdonalds5879 9 лет назад +10

      Siham HADDI Exactly, tell him.

    • @xeezoca
      @xeezoca 9 лет назад

      Siham HADDI hahahah nice

    • @lookherenow2
      @lookherenow2 9 лет назад +2

      Yeah, but still it would have been funny XD

    • @allenl9214
      @allenl9214 7 лет назад +7

      lookherenow2 that wouldve defeated the purpose of a nice off. only douchebags try to be a smartass and point out such things to others to make themselves look nice xD

    • @xenublood505
      @xenublood505 7 лет назад +42

      H2OHHHHHHHH!

  • @zimuf
    @zimuf 5 лет назад +1221

    Ellen and Jimmy...
    *Andy and Guillermo?*

  • @michaelmargono
    @michaelmargono 8 лет назад +1789

    dory will swim in his tears

  • @elizd1440
    @elizd1440 7 лет назад +194

    "I am volunteering at a homeless shelter, I am helping them shelt." I'M DEAD 😂😂

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 8 лет назад +3159

    Is this how Canadians fight?

  • @bunbundont_care8762
    @bunbundont_care8762 4 года назад +1688

    This aged like milk left in the sun.

  • @puzzlbite7438
    @puzzlbite7438 8 лет назад +2602

    This just proves that Ellen is the generous.

    • @xxunknownkingxx3917
      @xxunknownkingxx3917 7 лет назад +14

      JACubed I can just imagine the sienfield theme song after this 😂

    • @xxunknownkingxx3917
      @xxunknownkingxx3917 7 лет назад +2

      JACubed I can just imagine the sienfield theme song after this 😂

    • @Aliejha
      @Aliejha 7 лет назад +1

      JACubed ikr

    • @factos4621
      @factos4621 7 лет назад +2

      JACubed Damn teach me the ways of good puns sensei

    • @emem3k312
      @emem3k312 6 лет назад +1

      JACubed ssssssssssssss

  • @kroganoperator
    @kroganoperator 4 года назад +1110

    The employees of Ellen must have been rolling their eyes hard after this stunt...

    • @naz_car2135
      @naz_car2135 3 года назад +9

      @Emma bolter tell that to ellen

    • @ahbengj
      @ahbengj 3 года назад

      True

    • @mariyastoyanova31
      @mariyastoyanova31 3 года назад

      why what happened?

    • @pongnakalohan887
      @pongnakalohan887 3 года назад

      @@mariyastoyanova31 ellen lost the nice off battle at the end.

    • @mariyastoyanova31
      @mariyastoyanova31 3 года назад

      @@pongnakalohan887 what happened to the employees though??

  • @christopherramsey7027
    @christopherramsey7027 3 года назад +334

    The fact that Kimmel and his writers and crew actually made a full skit to show how Ellen is nicer than Jimmy shows that Jimmy is nicer than Ellen irl.

    • @Samijowubsu
      @Samijowubsu 2 года назад +4

      Her mistreating her workers doesn’t help either

  • @Akelfir
    @Akelfir 4 года назад +1112

    Guess Kimmel won that nice off.

    • @jacksbob8746
      @jacksbob8746 4 года назад +11

      Nobody won they are both not nice.

    • @rafaelfactor120
      @rafaelfactor120 4 года назад +14

      Jimmy's not that bad

    • @namelesscreature8843
      @namelesscreature8843 4 года назад +2

      Jacks Bob *FACTS*

    • @tejaysingh1729
      @tejaysingh1729 4 года назад +1

      @@jacksbob8746 ayeeee my boy is right here

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 года назад +8

      Kimmel maybe is an asshole in the show and always say something controversial with dry humor. But, I've never heard the news about him threating his employees badly.

  • @ArsonBjork
    @ArsonBjork 10 лет назад +4772

    This should be Canadian national sport, we can call it White Rap Battle

    • @patrick0uch
      @patrick0uch 10 лет назад +151

      naw, the canadian national sport should be sorry rap battle

    • @andiniaulia5674
      @andiniaulia5674 9 лет назад +9

      patrick0uch yes omg

    • @ashikra
      @ashikra 7 лет назад +1

      Arson Bjork 😂

    • @Jacob_frye
      @Jacob_frye 7 лет назад +4

      I toytaly agree with u man it would be one hell of a competition 😂😂

    • @Jacob_frye
      @Jacob_frye 7 лет назад +1

      patrick0uch I agree with u too😂

  • @poppoppop802
    @poppoppop802 9 лет назад +1913

    ok guys let's appreciate the genius behind ellen giving water to jimmy:
    if jimmy were to accept it and drink, he would admit ellen IS being nice to him which would make him lose the "nice off", and if he was to refuse the water then he would be the not nice guy by rejecting ellen's offer. therefore it's a lose-lose situation for jimmy.

    • @vyomikapandya3113
      @vyomikapandya3113 9 лет назад +68

      Danny Z Or he could accept it and compliment her at the same time like "Thank you. You are always so caring" or something like that

    • @denissecortes4118
      @denissecortes4118 9 лет назад +107

      Vyomika Pandya Which makes her seem NICER

    • @summersprossli4031
      @summersprossli4031 9 лет назад +17

      I would've just sat on the floor and say: "I just can't handle how nice, caring and beautiful you are." Doesn't that seem like i am a nice person? (Sorry for my bad English)

    • @LittleBigTazbio
      @LittleBigTazbio 9 лет назад +132

      "I'll save it for the homeless shelter later when I give them food and drink"

    • @himmatulaufa9744
      @himmatulaufa9744 9 лет назад +1

      +LittleBigTazbio good answer!!

  • @veronicamathers8287
    @veronicamathers8287 9 лет назад +298

    I *just* had the epiphany at 4:08 that Ellen DeGeneres was the voice of Dory. I can't believe I never noticed. What is wrong with me?

    • @thepeep2236
      @thepeep2236 9 лет назад +1

      Lol yeah she announced on her show "finding dory"

    • @laughaholic13
      @laughaholic13 9 лет назад

      +Veronica Mathers I only found out because of that one serious interview she did with Taylor Swift and Taylor said that she was dory and I was mind blown.

    • @SHUX-A7-13
      @SHUX-A7-13 8 лет назад

      +Veronica Mathers RIGHT???

    • @Steve01ification
      @Steve01ification 8 лет назад +1

      +Veronica Mathers Finding Dory !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lucayanation3337
      @lucayanation3337 8 лет назад +2

      Veronica Mathers you just noticed

  • @theradiatoraffect50
    @theradiatoraffect50 4 года назад +384

    'I wish I worked for you Ellen'
    YEAH RIGHT

  • @sydsjk
    @sydsjk 7 лет назад +1739

    Hard to beat Ellen thegenerous:)

    • @thelearner873
      @thelearner873 5 лет назад +27

      I can't believe that pun got just this much likes.

    • @thelearner873
      @thelearner873 5 лет назад +3

      'cause it was cheated...duh...I was feeling bad for you.

    • @muggedinmadrid
      @muggedinmadrid 5 лет назад

      i love that

    • @DwnGoz
      @DwnGoz 5 лет назад +16

      More like Ellen Degenerate

    • @ninjane8599
      @ninjane8599 5 лет назад +19

      I'm still waiting for that one guy to say "but it's spelled degeneres!!1!!1!

  • @autumnskye180
    @autumnskye180 8 лет назад +213

    Instead of roasting ppl we should just have nice offs the world would be a better place

    • @manuelvalladares8088
      @manuelvalladares8088 5 лет назад +2

      Autumn Skye I rather not lol

    • @user-nb8ro1oq5n
      @user-nb8ro1oq5n 5 лет назад +3

      Nah Im good, I love a good roast sometimes

    • @miriamtufino6835
      @miriamtufino6835 5 лет назад

      yea same but like people would get mad at each other for trying to be nicer and the other would just compete to be better going back and fourth; therefore, an argument.

  • @jayloveanimatingart1792
    @jayloveanimatingart1792 9 лет назад +2992

    I lost it at "That's why you don't f*ck with Ellen XD"

    • @DeeckyRizzo
      @DeeckyRizzo 9 лет назад +12

      +JayLove AnimatingArt Tell that to Portia!

    • @cherrycokeontop
      @cherrycokeontop 9 лет назад +2

      Me too 😂😂😂

    • @yoop4322
      @yoop4322 9 лет назад

      Same!!😂

    • @hildielle5863
      @hildielle5863 9 лет назад

      +JayLove AnimatingArt Omg same!!

    • @TwoPointInfinity
      @TwoPointInfinity 9 лет назад +1

      if you havnt finished the video this guy just spoiled the entire thing.

  • @hellennxumalo9057
    @hellennxumalo9057 5 лет назад +841

    Wow i cant believe jimmy is 52 and ellen is 61 ,they look so young

    • @nienkeh301
      @nienkeh301 5 лет назад +49

      Hellen Nxumalo to be fair this is a skit from 2011

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 5 лет назад +6

      You really don't know when this video was uploaded dumbass?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 лет назад +19

      @@vn9574 not everyone pays a huge amount of attention to upload and comment dates. To quote the great Captain Kirk, "double dumbass on you!" 😄

    • @RazorsEdg3
      @RazorsEdg3 5 лет назад +1

      @@vn9574 Drop the mic 😂

    • @Itsdrax911
      @Itsdrax911 5 лет назад +2

      WHOA THAT'S NICE!

  • @UNKOWN-nk5wx
    @UNKOWN-nk5wx 10 лет назад +669

    Is it weird that I think that Gillermo is cute and funny

  • @Alex-mp4kl
    @Alex-mp4kl 8 лет назад +817

    Wish they could have had Tom Hanks come out, and just be like, "What are you guys doing?" And pay them both exquisite compliments and leave.

  • @jelai2000
    @jelai2000 8 лет назад +2124

    That's why she's called 'Ellen the Generous'

    • @davidboubion9500
      @davidboubion9500 8 лет назад +10

      LMAO!! That's a good one!! ;)

    • @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362
      @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362 8 лет назад +2

      +David Boubion (Davio2012) you haven't seen that one?

    • @davidboubion9500
      @davidboubion9500 8 лет назад +1

      +Punitha kaanthan veeraputhran No. I don't know even know what you mean by "that one".

    • @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362
      @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362 8 лет назад

      +David Boubion (Davio2012) by 'that one' I mean the joke

    • @mawahashi606
      @mawahashi606 8 лет назад

      +David Boubion (Davio2012) some people call her that because she's so nice. It's not new

  • @chinatarn
    @chinatarn 4 года назад +378

    This definetely hits different after that tweet that exposed Ellen as a mean person.

    • @lisaschenke1727
      @lisaschenke1727 4 года назад +24

      that makes the end of the sketch so great because it shows the truth

    • @valgots9425
      @valgots9425 4 года назад +2

      he posted something like that?wow,i didn`t expect it from jimmy

    • @helloyesitsme6554
      @helloyesitsme6554 4 года назад +8

      @@valgots9425 jimmy didn't tweet it someone else did

    • @shinshin2412
      @shinshin2412 4 года назад +7

      i checked and read some of the tweets, most of them are so fake. I do think she's kind of a karen tho.

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 4 года назад +13

      @@shinshin2412 I mean you even notice in her show how unfriendly vibes she gives off often xP

  • @HosseinHadian
    @HosseinHadian 6 лет назад +668

    I think Jimmy is nicer. In reality (i.e. behind the scenes), he agreed to lose the "nice off" match, so this makes him the nicer person! :)

  • @iamchris6033
    @iamchris6033 8 лет назад +834

    They should've had Matt Damon come in to really test Kimmel 😂

  • @LokiCorporations
    @LokiCorporations 10 лет назад +191

    Jimmy she literally has the word 'generous' in her name. It's like you wanted to be destroyed.

  • @MacJaxonManOfAction
    @MacJaxonManOfAction 4 года назад +371

    This aged about as well as the apple I forgot was in my backpack.

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 4 года назад +2

      I forgot chicken under my bed a few years ago. That was...fun. Fun, fun, fun.

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @dr.phylisphical9294
      @dr.phylisphical9294 3 года назад +1

      Or the milk i forgot.

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 2 года назад +2

      Or Clementine

    • @lucienoon7262
      @lucienoon7262 6 месяцев назад

      don't forget the bagel with cream cheese!

  • @jacobmcguire1051
    @jacobmcguire1051 10 лет назад +429

    I. Cannot. Believe. That for the 11 YEARS that Nemo has been out. I did not know. Ellen voiced Dory
    Mind=blown

    • @Bluemgwes
      @Bluemgwes 10 лет назад +12

      How could you not know since Ellen has an incredibly unique and very noticeable voice?

    • @kkaijo
      @kkaijo 10 лет назад +2

      Lol me too! I had no idea Dory was voiced by Ellen. Lol, sure shows what I know about Disney Movies.

    • @infinetlagster4409
      @infinetlagster4409 10 лет назад +2

      you know it doesnt hurt to read the credit

    • @seanw7694
      @seanw7694 10 лет назад

      haha same here

    • @charlottemckenzie-zx1cm
      @charlottemckenzie-zx1cm 10 лет назад +4

      I cannot believe it has been 11 years

  • @sk03t62
    @sk03t62 6 лет назад +355

    5:06 "and i love that scarf"
    everybody screams

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma 5 лет назад +2

      i dont get it

    • @JibzCastor
      @JibzCastor 5 лет назад +3

      @@Maheshrpsharma It's somewhat parody of a rap battle instead you need to be very nice.
      Saying "I love that scarf." probably means you are really nice to her. The audience scream is like Jimmy dropped a punchline.

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma 5 лет назад +2

      @@JibzCastor feeling like i need to do some Research on it.

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma 5 лет назад +2

      @@JibzCastor i think i finished my project, "fake blue eyes" is that it???

  • @Shachi.S
    @Shachi.S 4 года назад +53

    3:48 Shelter *noun* - "I'm volunteering at a homeless shelter"
    3:51 Shelter *verb* - "I'm helping them *shelt* "

  • @patrickpreston3904
    @patrickpreston3904 4 года назад +902

    So...who’s here after the Ellen drama?

    • @declanking8746
      @declanking8746 4 года назад +4

      yup

    • @pabloerickgonzalez224
      @pabloerickgonzalez224 4 года назад +54

      Well, she is nice... to famous people

    • @magickelfgirl
      @magickelfgirl 4 года назад +28

      When I started reading about the drama I couldn't stop thinking about this video. Gives a new perspective to things, especially the very end...

    • @Maxmarts
      @Maxmarts 4 года назад +9

      Well, well, well, how the Turntables...

    • @pedropascalDaddy
      @pedropascalDaddy 4 года назад +3

      What happened pls @patrick preston

  • @noelsartin
    @noelsartin 4 года назад +36

    2:07 Be careful what you wish for

  • @badboy4k8
    @badboy4k8 4 года назад +149

    This video has not aged well.

  • @oliviarabishaw6062
    @oliviarabishaw6062 9 лет назад +28

    This is how every fight in the world should be like battling it out for nice complaints instead of hating each other and saying rude complaints

  • @brianlong9936
    @brianlong9936 4 года назад +26

    This was the moment I knew. Any person who is actually nice would be mortified by doing this

  • @destineewhitener
    @destineewhitener 8 лет назад +326

    we need more nice offs in the world.

  • @RexTorres
    @RexTorres 11 лет назад +34

    I love these two!

  • @ValeriesGal
    @ValeriesGal 8 лет назад +389

    They need to do another nice off with more celebrities.

    • @hasanwith1s
      @hasanwith1s 8 лет назад +22

      Kanye vs. Donald Trump. On second thought nvm.

    • @lilliefaith1208
      @lilliefaith1208 6 лет назад +1

      @@hasanwith1s Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston

  • @GaltJohn2008
    @GaltJohn2008 4 года назад +79

    "That's why you don't f*ck with Ellen"
    So relevant now, lol

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 4 года назад +7

      One has to wonder if that was scripted or real...if Jimmy was quietly trying to tell us without tipping off Ellen.

  • @SunitaSingh-lm7hw
    @SunitaSingh-lm7hw 6 лет назад +816

    Ellen - Power
    Jimmy - Sarcasm
    James - Cute

  • @kingofmonra
    @kingofmonra 9 лет назад +429

    "I think we both know who the nicest is" that's not a nice thing to say.

    • @thefunkyJ
      @thefunkyJ 9 лет назад +10

      +kingofmonra Jimmy went there and Ellen was being honest. It's not nice to lie either.

    • @DCfCyay
      @DCfCyay 9 лет назад +18

      Humor

    • @mikaylac2047
      @mikaylac2047 9 лет назад +2

      +kingofmonra maybe they meant each other? lol

    • @mrxxbrian
      @mrxxbrian 9 лет назад +4

      +kingofmonra comedians making jokes at other comedians. What a sin

    • @sallyatwater2335
      @sallyatwater2335 9 лет назад +2

      +kingofmonra It's a bit they are doing. Don't you get that? They have a prerecorded bit they are doing.

  • @TheGamersGrotto
    @TheGamersGrotto 10 лет назад +235

    Okay.. I realize this is a scripted skit... but regardless of that fact.. I'm sorry Jimmy.. but Ellen is hands down 1000x nicer than you.. I've actually had the fortune of working with her in the past and she is a real sweetheart. :)

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 10 лет назад +10

      Yeah actually I did... and I honestly don't care that a 14 year old child calls me a faggot :p

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 10 лет назад +10

      Speak to me in proper English not broken up dialect and maybe I'll take you more seriously.. until then you are just a fucking troll and a child. :)

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 10 лет назад +5

      She was a celebrity voice coach at Voice Worx Recording School in Toronto, Ontario Canada for a year.. Essentially a teacher for students attending the school to learn the ins and outs of the Voice Over Industry... She gave us scripts, had us read the lines while using the recording studio and judged our performances.

    • @ericmoser3247
      @ericmoser3247 10 лет назад

      Still you've missed the point :-)

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 10 лет назад

      Jeremy Dziewurski Really? :O I seriously wish I lived in Canada, I have no idea where to find voice over schools here in the US as it is.

  • @Butterfly_Girl_3
    @Butterfly_Girl_3 6 лет назад +17

    *deep and heartfelt compliment*
    .crowd nods.
    *and I love that scarf.*
    .crowd goes crazy.

  • @jamescrud
    @jamescrud 9 лет назад +87

    Nobody commented on how Guillermo ran off and jumped over a bunch of stuff like it was nothing? That pudgy little dude's got some parkour skillz.

  • @stephtam535
    @stephtam535 4 года назад +324

    rewatching this after Ellen got exposed for bieng very rude .... the Ironyyy

  • @VIPeR010icoN
    @VIPeR010icoN 9 лет назад +1510

    This must be a Canadian thing

    • @mz576
      @mz576 8 лет назад +21

      Oh my god, stereotypes!!! Just because you're a canadian doesn't mean that you automatically are nice, say aboot and say "eh".

    • @mz576
      @mz576 8 лет назад +4

      +Kalie Bartlett thanks, someone finally agrees with me!

    • @Bentami
      @Bentami 8 лет назад +8

      I vouch for him. I see this happen at my school everyday.

    • @callysto_ii
      @callysto_ii 8 лет назад +23

      +Mashaal Zaidi I've been in rez in Canada for two and a half month. I have yet to find a Canadian who isn't absolutely adorable, sorry mate ;)

    • @lukaorevic7560
      @lukaorevic7560 8 лет назад +3

      +Mashaal Zaidi eh, it's aboot everything there is about being a Canadian, isn't it? Sorry, don't want to offend you. I apologize. I shouldn't have said anything...

  • @whitesimurgh6363
    @whitesimurgh6363 5 лет назад +195

    Ellen : I'm the best
    Jimmy : No, I'm the best
    *Conan laughing in the corner!

    • @shreyash2830
      @shreyash2830 5 лет назад +4

      True 😂😂😂

    • @6darren6
      @6darren6 4 года назад

      Foh

    • @ConnorRK-bt2lh
      @ConnorRK-bt2lh 4 года назад +9

      Keanu Reeves laughing at home infront of the TV

    • @frostytaco8598
      @frostytaco8598 4 года назад +1

      Grandma who makes cookies laughs next to Keanu.

    • @Alex-yg3nv
      @Alex-yg3nv 4 года назад

      Frosty Taco hahahahah

  • @lokken23
    @lokken23 10 лет назад +143

    ellen degeneres is dory??? OMG that's why I loved that movie.

    • @allycookie2009
      @allycookie2009 10 лет назад +107

      You're a little late :P lol

    • @Brasz
      @Brasz 9 лет назад +13

      I only just realized too, but now that I think about it, it all makes sense!

    • @ky-gp4sz
      @ky-gp4sz 9 лет назад +1

      Dory is based on ellen

    • @allycookie2009
      @allycookie2009 9 лет назад +3

      ky No, no. Ellen is the voice of Dory.

    • @ky-gp4sz
      @ky-gp4sz 9 лет назад +4

      Ellen is the voice because dory is based on her, and how she always changes the subject

  • @andrewkwasek1214
    @andrewkwasek1214 11 лет назад +144

    Wouldn't it have been more nice, to let Jimmy win? Ellen is a monster. A brilliant, hilarious, scheming monster.

    • @edwardrieck
      @edwardrieck 11 лет назад +22

      It's his show so it's probably appropriate that he let his guest win.

    • @BooBooBalaku
      @BooBooBalaku 11 лет назад +8

      Andrew Kwasek There's nothing wrong with Jimmy not winning, but if you have problems with Ellen winning, you shouldn't be here, i don't care if you call me a bitch, a hoe or whatever name it is, you shouldn't be here if you aren't okay with her winning

    • @andrewkwasek1214
      @andrewkwasek1214 11 лет назад

      kpop_mystyle there is *EVERYTHING* wrong with him not winning. If it happens too often i ail upset the natural order of the world and everything you love will fall into chaos.

    • @MynameisBrianZX
      @MynameisBrianZX 11 лет назад +3

      They both knew that letting the other person "win" really means that they themselves won. It was too obvious a strategy.

    • @j8ded
      @j8ded 11 лет назад +7

      Andrew Kwasek are you 12

  • @jackmanne6238
    @jackmanne6238 7 лет назад +127

    This was hurting my brain the whole time I kept expecting them to roast eachother but they kept saying nice things lol 😂😂

  • @mountainshost
    @mountainshost 4 года назад +51

    After all the negative headlines on papers , she is not nice at all, meanwhile Jimmy is paying his staff out of his own pocket while in quarantine. ( Great for Jimmy, if it is true )

  • @Toph.Beifong.
    @Toph.Beifong. 9 лет назад +483

    To everyone who didn't know Ellen was Dory in Finding Nemo, *FACEPALM* and yes, I would suck at a nice contest.

    • @vyomikapandya3113
      @vyomikapandya3113 9 лет назад +8

      Toph Beifong I love your username and profile picture

    • @sultandayel2036
      @sultandayel2036 9 лет назад +3

      @vmokio OHHHHH

    • @faenrir11
      @faenrir11 9 лет назад +2

      Toph Beifong like, everyone that watched the film as a kid dubbed in their native language? Duh.

    • @GarredHATES
      @GarredHATES 9 лет назад

      Toph Beifong Marry me

    • @vonaefect3097
      @vonaefect3097 9 лет назад +1

      Toph Beifong You know she might have been in the english version, but how would europeans know? lol

  • @creativeflame_
    @creativeflame_ 5 лет назад +138

    Ellen's eyes are gorgeous 💙💙

    • @joeylee6094
      @joeylee6094 5 лет назад +8

      They are. Something about blue eyes

    • @delciann9674
      @delciann9674 4 года назад

      Super Adobs😍😍

    • @davidm1277
      @davidm1277 4 года назад +1

      Shame the rest of her is ugly asf

  • @bamboozle3000
    @bamboozle3000 4 года назад +64

    This didn’t age well...

  • @rohanraga2228
    @rohanraga2228 5 лет назад +53

    *I met once Ellen on her show she is really nice and generous* 💓💓💓💓💓

    • @d4rren09
      @d4rren09 5 лет назад +4

      *I met Ellen once on her show and she is really nice and generous
      Sorry I... I am that person and I met once Ellen doesn't make sense so I... I'm sorry.

    • @rohanraga2228
      @rohanraga2228 5 лет назад +1

      So you like Kimmel

    • @delciann9674
      @delciann9674 4 года назад

      Super nice haters back off

    • @davidm1277
      @davidm1277 4 года назад +2

      Guess what mate it's called acting, you got duped.

  • @bluntedcorleone3628
    @bluntedcorleone3628 8 лет назад +182

    How did she get younger in 5 years...

    • @R7Romeo
      @R7Romeo 8 лет назад +1

      Blunted Corleone lol

    • @nobodysperfect7422
      @nobodysperfect7422 6 лет назад +5

      "In Hollywood everyone's age goes down" - Conan

    • @noname-nd6gi
      @noname-nd6gi 6 лет назад

      She is just beautiful

    • @Mitche23
      @Mitche23 6 лет назад

      Being nice does that to you

    • @headon434
      @headon434 6 лет назад

      @@TheOnlyGuzman ellens worth like 400 million lol money buys all

  • @kathrynhettinger1321
    @kathrynhettinger1321 10 лет назад +67

    Hey, everyone. Let's have a nice off!
    I'll start.
    You're all so literate! It makes me think you may have actually passed second grade.

    • @bin9396
      @bin9396 10 лет назад +10

      I heard you were in the top 0.01% in school

    • @winterlandboy
      @winterlandboy 10 лет назад +2

      Don't flatter them.2nd grade? Not likely

    • @babagooey7835
      @babagooey7835 10 лет назад +4

      You're so gorgeous! You should totally try modeling!

    • @siremitreppots
      @siremitreppots 10 лет назад +8

      **pours a barrel of feces over everyone's head and takes off running**

    • @vanng799
      @vanng799 9 лет назад +10

      @marc fitzhenry be careful dear, don't trip on your way, and have a nice day! *trying to clean the feces off the head*

  • @niruyasivanand8405
    @niruyasivanand8405 8 лет назад +67

    Guillermo is just so cute in that video

  • @IMPASHAEV
    @IMPASHAEV 5 лет назад +47

    I think Jimmy Kimmel should of call Matt Damon and tell him something very nice and invite to his show. He would win nice off

  • @ashleyleake3598
    @ashleyleake3598 9 лет назад +12

    THIS IS GOLD!!! Love Jimmy Kimmel

  • @STAY_hey_yeah
    @STAY_hey_yeah 6 лет назад +490

    I'm loving the response of the crowd to everything the two are saying 😂

    • @suf1728
      @suf1728 5 лет назад +2

      same

    • @Legends-of-Matty
      @Legends-of-Matty 5 лет назад

      Then thank the writers and producers that tell the the audience to make noise

  • @Sea_Lefebvre5191
    @Sea_Lefebvre5191 8 лет назад +80

    If only the world's countries, politicians and different societies could compete this way: with niceness as power not arms or violent policies and unjust laws/politics, this world and its generations to come will be a much much better place.

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 8 лет назад +2

      sounds like a fairy tale

    • @Sea_Lefebvre5191
      @Sea_Lefebvre5191 8 лет назад +2

      ***** sounds scary that you say that. Do you know that the world's original races lived as one without inter-mixing or having any construction of race or racism. That's where we're heading, back to racial unity within the human body. It may not happen now but it sure as heaven will happen.

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 8 лет назад

      Seanokeng Lefebvre oh okay
      um..

    • @claire7862
      @claire7862 8 лет назад

      greatly said!

  • @xoxsofakixox
    @xoxsofakixox 4 года назад +385

    Here after everyone is exposing Ellen to be super mean lmaoo

    • @SamGautreau7
      @SamGautreau7 4 года назад +14

      xoxsofakixox Yeah it’s so ironic😂 She wants everyone to think that she’s nice when she’s super mean

    • @Someonestoleyoursweetroll
      @Someonestoleyoursweetroll 4 года назад +10

      @Combat Mania Warner Media is investigating her show because so many people have complained that it's one of the most toxic environments to work in. They say that she ignores people when they say hi to her, she goes off on people if her hair and makeup isn't done in 5 minutes, and apparently there's racial harassment by producers at her studio.

    • @Thomas-pu2qw
      @Thomas-pu2qw 4 года назад

      Tom Hanks is the "nicest" guy in Hollywood

    • @maxaguilar3824
      @maxaguilar3824 4 года назад +3

      I'm hear from the future! She has been exposed!

    • @reeceburns8077
      @reeceburns8077 4 года назад +2

      @@Thomas-pu2qw yeah little rumour going around he's especially nice to kids

  • @faissaless8083
    @faissaless8083 11 лет назад +8

    You Jimmy are such a good talent, your show and all the ideas you apply are really something different than the others, keep it up

  • @marcuspfitness6120
    @marcuspfitness6120 8 лет назад +46

    "And I love that scarf" best line ever

  • @chris-xj7ql
    @chris-xj7ql 8 лет назад +622

    Ellen needs a Guillermo

    • @PedroRodriguez-dp6pv
      @PedroRodriguez-dp6pv 8 лет назад +1

      Chris Crosley I believe that you meant Guillermo

    • @chris-xj7ql
      @chris-xj7ql 8 лет назад +1

      Pedro Rodriguez I knew I spelt Guillermo wrong

    • @masjovi
      @masjovi 8 лет назад +21

      Andy faaaar more better than guillermo ;-p

    • @mariana1994
      @mariana1994 8 лет назад +14

      Chris Crosley Andy Lassner ahahha her producer. He's my spirit animal/patronus.

    • @uchechuwkuokere7566
      @uchechuwkuokere7566 7 лет назад +9

      Chris Crosley she does twitch

  • @mosub6546
    @mosub6546 4 года назад +64

    This hasn't aged well. Has it Ellen?

  • @ipshita154
    @ipshita154 6 лет назад +389

    "And that's why you don't fu*k with Ellen"
    O my God isn't she just the best, and the funniest, and the EveryComplementInTheWorld? Love her so so much.

  • @jaohel03
    @jaohel03 9 лет назад +497

    Ellen is a rolemodel.

    • @peonylee4773
      @peonylee4773 8 лет назад +4

      +Nick Simon Spitting hateful words to strangers jusr because he or she is different...At least we all know you are not a role model to follow. Lolz.

    • @HorseyGirlRides
      @HorseyGirlRides 8 лет назад +7

      +Nick Simon First off, you were being homophobic first not transphobic make your mind up.
      Second of all, your ability to be cishet doesn't mean Ellen isn't a role model.

    • @peonylee4773
      @peonylee4773 8 лет назад +3

      ***** Why don't you be a comedian too? Cause you are hilarious.

    • @electrongaming5227
      @electrongaming5227 8 лет назад +3

      +Nick Simon You are twelve aren't you?

    • @Hannah-iv9bj
      @Hannah-iv9bj 8 лет назад +1

      Ellen is awesome 🙂

  • @gabrielle916
    @gabrielle916 9 лет назад +50

    that's why u don't f with Ellen! lol

  • @mohijain5294
    @mohijain5294 4 года назад +37

    This is the first thing I did after hearing about ellen

  • @sakshi5173
    @sakshi5173 10 лет назад +10

    "I'm actually volunteering at the homeless shelter tonight; I'm helping them shelt." 😂😂

  • @baller9real
    @baller9real 9 лет назад +174

    That's why you don't fuck with ellen...haha lol...I love ellen.

  • @REIQ
    @REIQ 9 лет назад +655

    this is fun not like the crap Jimmy Fallon does....

    • @mgmvlogs9445
      @mgmvlogs9445 9 лет назад +106

      Jimmy Fallon is Funny.

    • @REIQ
      @REIQ 9 лет назад +49

      MGM Vlogs NO He is not. he depends on celebrities to be "funny" all the time

    • @patterje237
      @patterje237 9 лет назад +40

      Jimmy Fallon is good too

    • @mgmvlogs9445
      @mgmvlogs9445 9 лет назад +15

      Thats YOUR opinion and it takes alot of time to be a funny Tv Host on a talk show. You should actually try and see how it feels like for him giving him all this unwanted hate :(

    • @REIQ
      @REIQ 9 лет назад +1

      MGM Vlogs it doesn't takes time, everything is written for them

  • @eefsss4603
    @eefsss4603 5 лет назад +16

    Whoever wrote this sketch: A++++

  • @zoeytomlinson4556
    @zoeytomlinson4556 9 лет назад +42

    when she said "i'm so worried about you getting dehydrated" i grabbed my water and gulped it down for some reason....

  • @Mr.Goodkat
    @Mr.Goodkat 11 лет назад +26

    If I was in a nice off i would say "you know what? i want you the win the nice off because your just so awesome" & refuse to speak after that to sacrifice the win to them. Then as a result of my kindness for doing so, I would win the nice off.

  • @MrHousecup
    @MrHousecup 9 лет назад +146

    They're so mean about being nice...;)

  • @BlackVortex93
    @BlackVortex93 4 года назад +24

    Oh how the tables have turned.

  • @Merlinthehappypig
    @Merlinthehappypig 10 лет назад +81

    This competition was so fixed. That scarf compliment should have won it

    • @abdelkariml
      @abdelkariml 10 лет назад +17

      You must be the smartest kid in class

    • @ReptileeLoverr98
      @ReptileeLoverr98 10 лет назад

      Thank you Captain Obvious.

    • @Merlinthehappypig
      @Merlinthehappypig 10 лет назад +20

      Cory Akins You know i was joking, right?

    • @axcentrixx
      @axcentrixx 10 лет назад +3

      haha Abdelkarim L and Cory Akins didn't catch the sarcasm in the original comment.

    • @ReptileeLoverr98
      @ReptileeLoverr98 10 лет назад

      Apparently not.

  • @TheMotionnPicture
    @TheMotionnPicture 11 лет назад +17

    3:52... I'm actually volunteering at a homeless shelter, I'm helping them SHELT.

  • @teambellavsteamalice
    @teambellavsteamalice 8 лет назад +35

    Nice of Jimmy to let Ellen win... :-)

    • @darthvader538
      @darthvader538 8 лет назад +46

      +Bella Alice Swan Cullen nice of ellen to take it easy on jimmy

    • @pepsi001011
      @pepsi001011 8 лет назад +4

      +Darth Vader booom

  • @Chickenman91916
    @Chickenman91916 5 лет назад +41

    In reality I feel like Jimmy is the nicer one, although Ellen is a big giver

  • @ashleybrown6113
    @ashleybrown6113 8 лет назад +53

    The ultimate would've been one of them saying the other one is the winner lol

    • @lujorom9172
      @lujorom9172 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah I thought the same haha ;)

  • @wezanour4847
    @wezanour4847 8 лет назад +194

    I think that Ellen is nicer coz every time a guest is on her show she gives them a really nice gift and it's the same when sometimes she gives the audience a present

    • @alikhizer.1363
      @alikhizer.1363 6 лет назад

      But you all forgot that jimmy asked the writers to make the script so that Ellen would win....
      Damn jimmy .

  • @GenyaArikado
    @GenyaArikado 7 лет назад +16

    I just love this clip...seen it many times!

  • @AjaySensei
    @AjaySensei 4 года назад +37

    This didn't age well.

  • @dessicherr5873
    @dessicherr5873 10 лет назад +5

    Literally this is why they are my favorite talk show hosts ♡

  • @CesarMarin33
    @CesarMarin33 8 лет назад +872

    JIMMY ISN'T NICE! STOP BEING MEAN TO MATT DAMON!

    • @aixaaa_1117
      @aixaaa_1117 8 лет назад +3

      True,I was just thinking that

    • @marcomagistro4391
      @marcomagistro4391 8 лет назад +17

      its kinda funny i feel like their great freinds in real life

    • @iamchris6033
      @iamchris6033 8 лет назад +25

      +marco magistro They are its just a running gag

    • @aixaaa_1117
      @aixaaa_1117 8 лет назад +7

      +marco magistro jimmy,matt and Ben (affleck) are pretty close in real life

    • @CesarMarin33
      @CesarMarin33 8 лет назад +128

      Guys, I know this is a running gag. This was meant as a crack on that gag.

  • @AdrianGruszka
    @AdrianGruszka 10 лет назад +25

    I worked with Ellen before she's actually really nice and amazing to work with! As for Jimmy Kimmel.. Well, I went to 1 of his shows and he made me laugh so I guess he's alright too.

    • @Aaron_hi
      @Aaron_hi Год назад +5

      That didn't age too well did it🤪

    • @snakers716
      @snakers716 Год назад +4

      @@Aaron_hi Maybe she was actually nice to him. People can be nice at different times. People aren't always mean or always nice. It's not a black and white world.

    • @jamesriddle7198
      @jamesriddle7198 Год назад

      Did she talked about why her set looked a lot like Jeffrey Epstein's island ''temple''?? Kinda curious...

  • @TheFrostyrune
    @TheFrostyrune 4 года назад +26

    Alternate ending: Oprah walks in and gives everyone new teslas.