But the Coochie Slayer is on the loose and Divine Intervention can hold the Slayer back for so long before the monster with an unquenchable for destruction is able to run rampant again. His winds of destruction took all the coochie, all the booty, and this time he's definitely gonna take the anime titties out of existence. One can only wonder why such a beast can have that much power?!
@@kingisaac7784 It's Toki, one of Kenshiro's adopted older brothers. He WOULD have been our Lord and Savior but got hit with radiation poisoning. He's pretty kickass regardless.
Roshi.... you’re not alone. I fought to preserve your empire to the best of my ability but I failed you. I was the admiral of the COOCHIE armada. It was another day, another skirmish on the seas.... my parrot Salty was perched on my shoulder, as he’d always been throughout the war and my entire childhood beforehand. We were leading your navy to stop the rebels ally from creating the pasty and the “no touching” rule because it would limit the pleasure from boobs. This ally to the rebels.... was Adolf Titler. We had that bottle fed bastard cornered. My ship, the Latex Javelin was anchored and I swam to shore to confront him once and for all..... but it wouldn’t be the conclusion I hoped for. At the sound of snapping ropes, burning wood and screams, I turned around to see my ship set ablaze and all my crew condemned o the flames. As this horrid sight caused my heart to grow heavy, my shoulder grew light. It was Salty and he was then perched on his shoulder. My lifelong ally betrayed me for my greatest enemy.... the betrayal was maddening. Titler got away and strip clubs all over the multiverse enforces the no touching rule and performers also used the pasty. I was stranded for the rest of the war.... and I live forever regretful of my failure.... and my lack of opportunity for redemption......
The Coochie Wars Part 3 Cell: There"s no end to them. Kermit! How we doing on ammo! Kermit: Not good Cell. We're down to our last clip. Cell: So its come to this then. Juan! Quick! I need a melee weapon. Pika Juan: I got you amigo. Throws Sandal
Cell:" I still not believe you are that old to be with jesus christ" Jesus:* appears *" my son the power of sandals is the one who create the world" Cell: "holy god" Jesus: " yes, indeed "
Roshi mentioned that it was a Mexican guy named Jesus the first time he told the sandal story. Well, he mentioned that near the end of the story after letting us believe it was the other guy for a few minutes.
I CANT wait for episode two! So exhilarating...you contribute beautifully to our society closed down. Keep up the good work...AND MAY THE COOCHI WARS COMMENCE.
I feel after knowing this, things can never been the same. Is Android 21 the creation of Roshi to compensate for the coochie lost in the war? Who was Ox king in all of this? Was Ugandan Knuckle born through the rip in time and space when Roshi destroyed the Coochie cannon? Is "the way" the way to the Coochie? Was Nemesis, i mean Norman, a savior of the Coochi in the Coochi wars?
when you're watching a horror movie with your boys and it says based on a true story. me be like: Cathrin get my bible, cross and holy water ima crucify the devil tonight
You know. I was thinking. DevilArtemis calls us savages all the time. That should become the new official name for his fans. DevilArtemis’s SAVAGES BABY!!!
A spin off after this I wanna see is if Cell and Kermit( also Pika-Juan)go back in time to participate in the coochie war. Just a Thot( I tried to make a play on words on that last one)
Is devil artemis implying that Toki is Jesus? Because I can totally see that. Btw Artemis if your reading this please make a Kenshiro series. I know you got them models from Lost Paradise
simply amazing , Nothing can compare to the majestic form that is given life threw the words spoken by roshi , that sage has seen and heard things that some can only dream of
1:44 I know that's supposed to be Jesus, but is that based on a model for 'Bearded Kenshiro'? Either way, justice was done with the depiction of our Lord and Savior. ;D
You see people If y’all just subscribe and buy this mans’ merch, we’d be able to see Jesus and Roshi beat a thot to death with (tactical) desert sandals.
I was so not expecting this episode to come out yet. I especially wasn't expecting it to be this hilarious and awsome at the same time. Can't wait for part 2 of this awsome backstory.
Episode 2? Yes? No? DO YOU WANT MORE?
WE GOT THEM SHIRTS BOYS
teespring.com/stores/artemis-threads
All the more!
Hell yes Coochie Wars!!!
👍😭
Hell yeah
Yes!
Roshi: That belonged to Jesus Christ, yes.
Cell: * just stares *
Storm Graveheart and a Machine Gun
Some how that's the one part of his story that dosent make sense. Like everything else scans but why did master rochie have Jesus's sandal?
@@scorchercast8366 He threw it to him. Don't you remember?
Is that Toki from the fist of the northstar ?
@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim from across the orphanage
“I don’t get paid enough to animate that soooo”
*proceeds to animate it anyway*
Only a single flashback. Not the whole Coochie War.
TheDetonator42 ok first a joke, second he did say he might do a second episode
@@ARZ_201 I know. I was referring to this video in particular.
HE BETTER ANIMATE A 20PART SERIES! IM INVESTED
@I actually he in a way did.
I lost it at!
Cell: "and you killed her with a sandel?"
Roshi: "That belonged to Jesus Christ yes." 😂😂😂
@Alex Macmillan "Given to another, deemed Worthy". They say that the two will continue to seek each other out until the pair are made whole again.😂
Cell: I don’t get paid enough to animate this...
The fans: *whips out credit card* How much do you need?
Fity Cent.
DevilArtemis ight u take fity cent and I’ll take fifty cents deal or no deal?
That'll be about tree fitty
@@DevilArtemis You mean Fifty Cent the rapper or fifty actual cents?
@@emperorskulls nah you heard man's, he need fity cent
The toughest choices require the strongest of wills. Roshi sacrificed it all of the greater good of the world. I salute you King of Coochie
Bless the coochie king, he saved us all
But the Coochie Slayer is on the loose and Divine Intervention can hold the Slayer back for so long before the monster with an unquenchable for destruction is able to run rampant again. His winds of destruction took all the coochie, all the booty, and this time he's definitely gonna take the anime titties out of existence. One can only wonder why such a beast can have that much power?!
The coochie king well be back in the from of kermit
“The **tightest** choice” you mean
Perfect Cell: "I don't get paid enough to animate that."
DevilArtemis: "BUY MY MERCH!!!"
So if we buy his merch then we'll be able to see jesus
"It wasn't worth it, I can still hear the clapping of ass cheeks Cell" - Thirsty Roshi 2020
*"The sound she made when my powerpole popped out of her mouth"* that's too deep
IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGIAN!!!
Sounds like it wasn't deep enough. lol
Ohhhh myyy
This is the most deadly war in history
Dare I say... Worse than SMG4 anime war...
Not going to lie both were pretty brutal
The war that weakened shreks seal
I'm with you🤣🤣
"I don't get paid enough to do that"
*Animates it anyways*
Who was his favorite thot tho??
@Pinkel Wurst HENTAI HERE I COME
Thanks my nigga
@Pinkel Wurst
It could just be a stand in for the story since devilartemis did say he wasn't getting paid enough to animate it.
Don't get paid enough to animate this...
*_2 hours later_*
DevilArtemis: gets spammed notification *"WTF 1 mill donation"*
Boys want the thots.
XD
Forget the Clone Wars. Everybody wants to hear about the Coochie Wars
Edit: WOW over a thousand likes and DA noticed me
Cooche Wars Episode VII: Return of the Booty.
Who needs the Siege of Mandalore when you can have the Siege of Roshi’s house?
Sagen 06 yeah Boi
Luke Stoerger I think the Siege of the Kame House sounds better
"You fought in the coochie wars??"
"Let he who hath sandal, clap the first Thot." -Coochielations 7:62
TMoneyPlays correction 69:420
@@alphacentary yes lol
Where can I get this coochie Bible
@@possessedmisty9661 the Holy Thighble
TMoneyPlays good sir, where can I find The Holy Thighble? So I may read more on Our savior Grandmaster Pimp Roshi?
Rejoice, my brothers and sisters. The Coochie Wars Saga has arrived.
There he was back to back with Jesus
Indeed
Four months ago.
@@Wyrm30 when do you think I posted that comment?
@@CryptoJordanVR I meant that's how long we've been waiting for episode 2.
I saw Bakugo's mom.
And who is that Fist of the North Star character with Roshi? Is he supposed to be our lord and savior?
Kenshiro is always our lord and Savior
@@vinceunknown1935 agreed
I don't think that's Kenshiro?
@@kingisaac7784 It's Toki, one of Kenshiro's adopted older brothers. He WOULD have been our Lord and Savior but got hit with radiation poisoning. He's pretty kickass regardless.
So Toki was the "mexican" who threw his sandal to Roshi. Yes or No.
"Leave me alone you savages" im dead 😂😂😂
*Runs down the stairs*
*Sigh of relief*
IT'S TIME BOIS
I am -Mighty Keef- Devilartemis
Boi that's just crazy
Its marvel ba-
MvC: don't do it before i have to beat you're ass
Boy thats just crazy
Boi thats just crazy
"I don't get paid enough to animate that"
Looks like i'm buying some more merch
Roshi.... you’re not alone. I fought to preserve your empire to the best of my ability but I failed you. I was the admiral of the COOCHIE armada. It was another day, another skirmish on the seas.... my parrot Salty was perched on my shoulder, as he’d always been throughout the war and my entire childhood beforehand. We were leading your navy to stop the rebels ally from creating the pasty and the “no touching” rule because it would limit the pleasure from boobs. This ally to the rebels.... was Adolf Titler. We had that bottle fed bastard cornered. My ship, the Latex Javelin was anchored and I swam to shore to confront him once and for all..... but it wouldn’t be the conclusion I hoped for. At the sound of snapping ropes, burning wood and screams, I turned around to see my ship set ablaze and all my crew condemned o the flames. As this horrid sight caused my heart to grow heavy, my shoulder grew light. It was Salty and he was then perched on his shoulder. My lifelong ally betrayed me for my greatest enemy.... the betrayal was maddening. Titler got away and strip clubs all over the multiverse enforces the no touching rule and performers also used the pasty. I was stranded for the rest of the war.... and I live forever regretful of my failure.... and my lack of opportunity for redemption......
Damn you, Titler!
Gerardo Otero THAT BOTTLE FED BASTARD!!
So much coochie was lost almost gone forever...I could have never forgive myself if I didn’t do anything to stop it
Devil Artemis if you wanna make a video out of this monologue, feel free
You were not alone either my brother I was first one to die in that war by taking bullet for roshi
This was the saddest story I ever heard I cried...I to heard the claps of them ass checks 😭😭😭😭😭
Roshi: That Belonged to Jesus Christ, yes.
Me: ....Yeah, I believe it.
Cell: "I dont get paid enough to animate that so...."
Even though it clearly said Episode 1 I feel like we just got cucked lol.
This video better be the most liked video damn it. WE'VE WANTED THIS FOREVER AND IT'S HERE.
When you want more but you gotta wait so you come back for old episodes
Forget Vietnam flashbacks.
I have Coochie war flashbacks.
Kermit: "can you pass me my sandal?"
Roshi: Coochie war flashbacks intensify
WOW, This has to be an actual anime.
This. Yes. I would definitely watch this
Fubuki getting "double-teamed" by Roshi and Jesus. Only in DevilArtemis universe.
And maybe on rule34.
Definitely on Rule 34.
"The Coochie Wars, kid. Google it."
"Please don't."
And so here I am now.
this definitely need a part 2, I need to learn more about histories of the past 👍
Back to back with Jesus...
Ready to slay these unholy thots with the divine sauce
I was down to my last clip
Ready to bless these thots with divine sauce
@@jiiva1063 I yelled to Jesus and said "Jesus I Need a Melee Weapon!" Never have i seen a Mexican throw a sandal so goddamn fast.
Nice good
Everyone pay up so he can animate that in
"When my powerpole popped out of her mouth" 💀😅
Crazy thing is we still waiting on Episode 2
"So there I was, back to back with Jesus Christ himself..."
Soooo hold on, when does the part where hes back to back with Jesus happen? Also Jesus is Toki from Fist of The North Star lmfao
Yes
Episode 2
@@DevilArtemis to make it funnier make the reality be a paint ball tournament in which Roshi was just to high to notice what was going on
@@DevilArtemis Oh Artemis you sneaky you
DevilArtemis please for love of everything holy make episode 2 with Toki lol
The Coochie Wars Part 3
Cell: There"s no end to them. Kermit! How we doing on ammo!
Kermit: Not good Cell. We're down to our last clip.
Cell: So its come to this then. Juan! Quick! I need a melee weapon.
Pika Juan: I got you amigo.
Throws Sandal
Andrew Guffy Pika Juan: throws slipper
Pika Juan: Throws La chancla
".......Than belong to Jesus Christ,Yeah"
I'm so done hahahah
"… That belong to Jesus Christ, yeah."
There I fixed it for you
Cell:" I still not believe you are that old to be with jesus christ"
Jesus:* appears *" my son the power of sandals is the one who create the world"
Cell: "holy god"
Jesus: " yes, indeed "
Roshi mentioned that it was a Mexican guy named Jesus the first time he told the sandal story. Well, he mentioned that near the end of the story after letting us believe it was the other guy for a few minutes.
I CANT wait for episode two! So exhilarating...you contribute beautifully to our society closed down. Keep up the good work...AND MAY THE COOCHI WARS COMMENCE.
I've rewatched this episode like 20 times it never get old
A long time ago in a galaXy far, far away.... THE COOCHIE WARS
"Based on a true story"
Seems legit.
I hope 2020 gets better once april ends
Coochie war: yes
It has been 3 years and we still don’t have an episode 2
I feel after knowing this, things can never been the same. Is Android 21 the creation of Roshi to compensate for the coochie lost in the war? Who was Ox king in all of this? Was Ugandan Knuckle born through the rip in time and space when Roshi destroyed the Coochie cannon? Is "the way" the way to the Coochie? Was Nemesis, i mean Norman, a savior of the Coochi in the Coochi wars?
The way. Only the ones that have achieved SS4 know the way and Ugandan Knuckles.
Cell: I'm get enough to pay for that, soooo....
"To be continued"
Me: okay... Is okay save it for another time to finish that war.
We're gonna need more budget increases!
What!?
Here let me fix that for you.
Cell: I don't get paid enough to animate that, so…
Me/you: …it's okay save it for another time to finish the war
Swear to god put this on netflix and it will become a sensation
I re watch this so much. I want a while COOCHIE war series.
This is the best war story I’ve ever heard in my whole life! I agree that we need more! Can’t wait for the next one! Roshi: Break yourself fool!
Going to need "I survive the great coochie war" shirt now.
When Blizzard shows up and them asses will never clap the same
2:24 Facts that's tons of work 🤣🤣🤣🤣
STILL WAITING for this to get its own series
The wildest part is that this is based off a true story. DA lived quite the fascinating life.
*meanwhile with Kaggyflims*
Kaggy:finally this came out
For the first time, Shallot isn’t among a random body of corpses 😂
"I don't get paid enough to animate that"
Boys you know what we gotta do
*Proceeds to buy every piece of merch Artemis has*
and gals
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!! YOU SAVAGES!!!" This is why we love you DevilsArtemis
Love you work makes me feel like back in the good day
when you're watching a horror movie with your boys and it says based on a true story.
me be like: Cathrin get my bible, cross and holy water ima crucify the devil tonight
2:23 just casually forgets that people paid him a total of $340 for a Black Clover episode
Perfect cell: i dont get paid enough to animate that.
RUclips: you shouldn’t be getting paid at all.
10 months later. We're still waiting for the prequel to this vid
I got an A+ for using this in my history assignment
You know. I was thinking. DevilArtemis calls us savages all the time. That should become the new official name for his fans. DevilArtemis’s SAVAGES BABY!!!
"I don't get paid enough to animate that."
Would be a great stretch goal for the Patreon, wouldn't it?
“It’s 3 o’clock and I should go back to sleep” *goes to yt recommended* “Coochie war video, hell yes!”
Cell: I don’t get paid enough to animate this
New merchandise: allow us to introduce ourselves
I use that, "IT'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!" Line quite a bit. I just love the delivery
Cell: I don’t get paid enough to animate that soooo.
All the fans *glares intensifies*
Been waiting for the Coochie Wars my entire life...
Surprised twisted tornado S-Class 2 spot didn't come to her aid
1:46 Jesus JoJo Christ
wait a second. THAT'S TOKI FROM FIST OF THE NORTH STAR!
The synopsis of the whole story at the end killed me.
"That belonged to Jesus Christ, yes".
When you realize this is the prequel to the shrek arc
A spin off after this I wanna see is if Cell and Kermit( also Pika-Juan)go back in time to participate in the coochie war. Just a Thot( I tried to make a play on words on that last one)
Damnit roshni you killed my waifu's sister, now I have to go to her funeral.
“Okay seriously Devilartermis what drugs are you on?”
Yes
God, I love all of this randomness you do DevilArtemis keep up the awesome work.
Only part 1, and i'm already crying Major Armstrong style tears of how great it is.
YES FINALLY!!
Everyone:
Stocked up on tp & bleach
Me: Stocked up on lotion and tissue paper for THE WAR
The second Artemis begin the premiere
Fans: *The time has come*
Who else came here from googling The Coochie Wars from Cell junior's Flying Lesson?
Yeah
Dude, i hope there be a second episode of this. This seems really cool.
I don't even know how many times I watch this it'll never be the same again that's never going to get old
I almost cracked my screen clicking so fast.
THE COOCHIE WARS!!!!!
Is devil artemis implying that Toki is Jesus? Because I can totally see that. Btw Artemis if your reading this please make a Kenshiro series. I know you got them models from Lost Paradise
simply amazing , Nothing can compare to the majestic form that is given life threw the words spoken by roshi , that sage has seen and heard things that some can only dream of
The pain when u scroll down to find the comments but u remember that RUclips reverted it 😭
1:44 I know that's supposed to be Jesus, but is that based on a model for 'Bearded Kenshiro'? Either way, justice was done with the depiction of our Lord and Savior. ;D
It's actually Toki, the white-haired adoptive elder bro of kenshiro.
@@ahunkytortoise4560 Oh, I recognize him now. Still a great fit. ;)
I never clicked on anything so fast in my life
What I find hilarious is that Roshi hasn't aged the slightest from that Flashback to now.
This is where googling it took me...
This needs to be a feature film ASAP!!!
A moment of acknowledgement to the service of Master Roshi. Who defied the temptation of the Thots and retained his chad-hood. We salute you, Master.
You see people
If y’all just subscribe and buy this mans’ merch, we’d be able to see Jesus and Roshi beat a thot to death with (tactical) desert sandals.
Did roshi put his power pole in a corpse to test for the same popping sound?
I was so not expecting this episode to come out yet. I especially wasn't expecting it to be this hilarious and awsome at the same time. Can't wait for part 2 of this awsome backstory.
Looking forward to this new arc. Animate away!