I swear, Jonk and Gobby are just Dumb & Dumber irl. The two of them are just a pair of disasters and dumbassery, on top of just being odd, odd people. How they have both survived to adulthood is one of life's great mysteries.
0:00 "I'm not taking responsibility for my actions" -Jonk 0:20 Jonk the bad Labrador 0:47 Hardcore Parkour 0:52 Sus Statue 1:13 What in god's name was that noise lol 1:27 I shudder to think about what would happen if you could change difficulty IRL now 1:41 WPE's Rule of Three 2:17 Disney's Saladin 2:31 Magic Users in the Early Game summarized 2:42 Y'know I believe the Jonkglish has infected Gobby 3:09 Dirty Italian Restaurant Names 3:37 Cath is Secretly Smeagol 4:03 Peak WPE Communication (seriously this is superbly hilarious and painful to watch) 5:10 WPE Impatience 5:20 Gobby's Pen Clicking 5:52 I refuse to describe this so let's move on 6:01 Alex's Birthday Wish 6:45 Goddarn Clods 6:59 Mosquitoes 7:24 Jonk the Queef 7:45 Ellis in Bird Form and in Train Conductor Form 8:33 FirstSalmon 8:50 Sniff my Ass 9:21 Alex as the Hulk 9:40 Classic Jonk incompetency 9:57 Gobby's really elaborate story (Seriously just listen to it) 14:21 Man mustard 14:41 Singing Happy Birthday while eating ice
Omg, by the time you got to your dog in that story I was laughing so hard I had to take a break and wait for the tears to stop. It legit took a couple minutes. Thank you for sharing.
This video really helped me today, my dog passed away today and I was crying for a few hours but your videos helped me laughs and smile, thank you again so much!
That story is the perfect thing to listen to first thing in the morning while eating lasts nights sushi. Good thing my gag reflex is really weak first thing in the morning tough luck gabby
10:00 The whole story is beautiful because my older Labradoodle catches moles, birds and voles and sometimes eats them, ranging from lightly chewed to mush. and its a pain to deal with. but at least its always outside. My only concern is when the puppy we got more recently sees this, is him acting like one of those feeder birds and licking the inside of his mouth for food scraps.
I've been choking on my food for 15 minutes straight, because I can't stop laughing xD Gabby's story, the dry heaving, the slurpy "Happy Birthday" song, I'm in f*cking tears :D thank you for existing guys, I don't have depression but you'd have cured it if I had.
...When will I ever learn to not eat while watching WPE videos? I had JUST made myself a nice cheese sandwich, and as I took the first bite of it, Gabby got to the part of her story where she explained what the dog did...
Made the mistake of watching with my Beagel name Smeagel beside me, he thought they were talking to him but couldnt understand that they werent telling him what to do lol
Jonk pronounces Saladin correctly.....gets made fun of by others who don't realise Saladin was a real and significant figure in history during the crusades (admittedly pretty sure Jonk didn't either but still)
"I'm like a Labrador that wants to get into the bathroom with you."
Never let it be said that Jonk has no self-awareness.
I swear, Jonk and Gobby are just Dumb & Dumber irl. The two of them are just a pair of disasters and dumbassery, on top of just being odd, odd people.
How they have both survived to adulthood is one of life's great mysteries.
0:00 "I'm not taking responsibility for my actions" -Jonk
0:20 Jonk the bad Labrador
0:47 Hardcore Parkour
0:52 Sus Statue
1:13 What in god's name was that noise lol
1:27 I shudder to think about what would happen if you could change difficulty IRL now
1:41 WPE's Rule of Three
2:17 Disney's Saladin
2:31 Magic Users in the Early Game summarized
2:42 Y'know I believe the Jonkglish has infected Gobby
3:09 Dirty Italian Restaurant Names
3:37 Cath is Secretly Smeagol
4:03 Peak WPE Communication (seriously this is superbly hilarious and painful to watch)
5:10 WPE Impatience
5:20 Gobby's Pen Clicking
5:52 I refuse to describe this so let's move on
6:01 Alex's Birthday Wish
6:45 Goddarn Clods
6:59 Mosquitoes
7:24 Jonk the Queef
7:45 Ellis in Bird Form and in Train Conductor Form
8:33 FirstSalmon
8:50 Sniff my Ass
9:21 Alex as the Hulk
9:40 Classic Jonk incompetency
9:57 Gobby's really elaborate story (Seriously just listen to it)
14:21 Man mustard
14:41 Singing Happy Birthday while eating ice
MVP
God's work
When Gabby gets quiet it means Jake is in massive trouble.
G o d between Alex’s Elden Ring creeper character and Gabby’s morning story, I’m absolutely losing it 😂😂
That story is insane
Yup. And the damn end... I am NOT getting a dog. At least my cat doesn't slosh the birds she murks into mush 😭
Get me a dog she says, I’ll name it Mingus she said
Omg, by the time you got to your dog in that story I was laughing so hard I had to take a break and wait for the tears to stop. It legit took a couple minutes. Thank you for sharing.
2:20 "From the studio that brought you Avengers and the director of Dictator..."
5:38
I love that the second after jonk asked who was clicking the pen you can hear Gabby yeet it to the other side of the room
This video really helped me today, my dog passed away today and I was crying for a few hours but your videos helped me laughs and smile, thank you again so much!
I believe Cath has the personality of a Niffler.
The silence of disappointment from Gabby 😂 Jonk definitely got in trouble off stream
The "poo and bird" story is so relatable as a pet owner lol. I laughed so hard that I started to retch hahaha
Never thought I'd relate to Alex, but mosquitos are the worst.
I'm with you there Cath, shiny things for the win!
7:56 TF2 Scout Ellis
To be fair, the Aladdin pun should have been Saladdin
Prince Salaed.
“Let chaos take the world!”
Ellis, probably: “Well, the world ain’t that bad. But ever since WE came here…
Okay, I’m sold.”
That story is the perfect thing to listen to first thing in the morning while eating lasts nights sushi. Good thing my gag reflex is really weak first thing in the morning tough luck gabby
Jonk does 500 damage. He's a tank
Most of it is friendly fire.
@@henrywilson2136 +500 damage to allies, +5 damage to enemies, -50 to grammar
By any chance is his nickname Thomas?
And is he a tank with an engine? :P
He's a Tonk
"My precious baaaaaaat!!!!"
10:00
The whole story is beautiful because my older Labradoodle catches moles, birds and voles and sometimes eats them, ranging from lightly chewed to mush. and its a pain to deal with. but at least its always outside. My only concern is when the puppy we got more recently sees this, is him acting like one of those feeder birds and licking the inside of his mouth for food scraps.
I like seeing the extra channel being used
It looked like you guys were doing the Dutch Rudder on 5:58 🤣
Thank you for that story😶😶😶, i was on my lunch break and im lucky i have a diamond stomach.
I laughrd too hard at the end, now i am light headed. Thanks
Omg Alex's character looks like a mix of Lou Ferrigno as Hulk and handsome Squidward
I've been choking on my food for 15 minutes straight, because I can't stop laughing xD
Gabby's story, the dry heaving, the slurpy "Happy Birthday" song, I'm in f*cking tears :D
thank you for existing guys, I don't have depression but you'd have cured it if I had.
I love these compilations with all of you
...When will I ever learn to not eat while watching WPE videos? I had JUST made myself a nice cheese sandwich, and as I took the first bite of it, Gabby got to the part of her story where she explained what the dog did...
6:44 Peridot monent
That was some story...
The best rendition of Happy Birthday
Omg these stories are such a treat 😂😂😂
Gabby singing with ice and sucking the water made me choke on my drink
happy birthday alex, i am suprised you didnt bring a knife on stream
For Gabby. Plate up recently added pasta to their menu!!
3:28 Adoro quando parlate in italiano, i love when the group talk italian :3
Absolute god tier editing!!
13:32 this honestly made me laugh 🤣
The most cursed part of this video is playing Elden Ring with Mouse and Keyboard.
Sperma means sperm in Polsih as well and I was so surprised when Gabby articulated it the way she did xD
Elise with his seagull laugh, haha.
Helldivers 2 with this crew would be insane
I can't wait to see you do Helldivers 2.
14:41 that was horrendous
There needs to be a game combining elements from trine, dark souls and plate up
14:13 I knew it was a mistake, eating breakfast while watching, but I did so none the less. Brave? Foolhardy? Newfangled fad diet? Who knows...
i need more WPE going airsofting
I didn't expect to hear the word sperma in this video 😂
I wonder how WPE would fair against Radahn, Malenia, Maliketh, Godfrey, Placidusax, Mohg, and Radagon?
Not very well I'd guess
If those bosses were all blindfolded and half as fast? They'd have a 40% chance at victory together against maybe Godfrey.
@@doctorsnakeeater1997 I think Godfrey is a stretch, they could maybe get through the first phase of rennala
10:00 DO NOT listen while you're eating! Trust...
lol the tea is crazy
Made the mistake of watching with my Beagel name Smeagel beside me, he thought they were talking to him but couldnt understand that they werent telling him what to do lol
my precious BAT ! that tickled me
GAABBY GOT A DOG!!!!!
More sensitive to smells in the morning...what?. Also Elis doing airsoft he looks like a school bus driver you don't completely trust lol
Gabby is SO lucky Ellis wasn't playing Trine instead of Alex, he would have had a field day with Gabby's arbitrary labeling of what's back vs forward
your guys make me choke on my coffee damn you!!!
Reminder to self: Dont get dogs, especially whatever hellhound chihuahua breed that Jonk and Gabby have
Randomizer run WHEN?!?!?!
(love ya)
The sheer lack of competence is breathtaking.
I like Ellis' hat
Funfact the 3:19 is original a Greek word
South wales has seagulls
7:24 so that wasn't jakes fault. that was 100% gabby, granted jake would have whiffed but still, not his fault.
0:01 “you do 500 damage” um actually he only dealt 193 damage so it wasn’t his fault
More Elden ring yay
Passion fruit causes gastric distress for dogs...
Hence the shite...
Sperma is also Dutch, funny how it is exactly the same whit the same meaning
So it was a euphemism.
How does jonk actually function in day to day life?
How do they play elden ring together like that? Cause it's not the normal co-op. PS I know it's MODS but which ones
Mods
the mods is called seamless coop
Spermalicious Video, Gratz from 🇮🇹
Ice, huh?
Omfg. New here, fucking love it. Lmfao!!!
I'm eating ffs...
Wait. They finally got Gabby her dog?
I know they dont do vlogs anymore but airsoft would have been great
Jonk pronounces Saladin correctly.....gets made fun of by others who don't realise Saladin was a real and significant figure in history during the crusades (admittedly pretty sure Jonk didn't either but still)
Within half an hour gang.
I click on this video and the first thing i hear is Ow my junk (Ow jonk)
Ma ghe sboro
I feel like worst pre-made ever extras is a bit much. What if you replaced ever with extra?
That would be the smart thing to do, so not on brand.
Fun
Yo
Fcking hate elden ring.
First!
14:00 From experience, don't watch this bit while eating lunch....
Well that was a long morning