Every. Shower Thought. Ever. (to date) | [Mega Binge Compilation]
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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Dude get out of the shower, you just wasting water at this point.
Flight Arrowbear yeah ik he’s been in the shower for ONE HOUR
Earthdog360 almost 2 hours. And I thought I took a long time in the shower lol
Flight Arrowbear same
Noice
*369 comments*
“This blows”, and “this sucks”, are the opposite and identical at the same time.
Vaporized Hollow bruh
BRUHHHHH
*[This can be both a dirty joke, and not.]*
...
I was today years old when I found this out
This is no longer shower thoughts...
This is heavy rainfall toughts.
'tis monsoon season.
Coincidentally, it is raining here on Brazil right now.
@@numbuh1507 so you could probably swim to you nabour right now??
It's flood thoughts
Mafia Cat
No. This is heavy rainfall existential crises.
Ya’ll fingers are getting wrinkly, get out of the shower.
How we adapt by having more grip
Ugh, my hands felt this comment :(
Man, that's a long time to be in the shower.
Thats my average time tho
just got out and my point still stands
my average time is 2.5 hours tho...
You leave once the water gets cold
If it gets cold suffer for a bit
you stole that
"Never laugh at your partner's choices. You are one of them."
Me, laughing at myself.
Hahaha!!
I actually laughed perry hard at this.
@@i_am_sketchy I laughed Perry hard too lmao just messin 💁♀️
(Laughs in asexual)
@@HTFFanOfFlaky (Laughs in Single)
(Laughs in dating two ppl)
I don't think my brain can take this many random and occasionally scary facts at once.
Me neither
(Also I see you have a Sanders Sides profile picture)
IcyHot I also saw that and excitedly squealed a fander ages ago
*Fellow Fanders!!*
Why is my brain heating up
Guys help theres smoke
@@icyhot5409 @Teena Verrall f a n d e r s r i s e u p
shower thought:
if water tastes like nothing, then it tastes like something, nothing.
@paper tastes like cardboard Nothing tastes like what your elbow tastes
paper tastes like cardboard or maybe nothing tastes like cardboard
Really cold water tastes like metal.
And so does blood.
@@DemonicEngineer my blood tastes sweet
@@stoneracing1778 I'm such an idiot I tried to lick my elbow.
4:45 there is a reason! Sneezing was originally thought of as expelling deamons from the body so we said "bless you"
Since some people don't understand, before we knew about how disease worked and long before the black plague people said bless you to a sneeze because it was thought to be your body expelling demons and saying "bless you" would prevent them from returning. Religion was around long before any understanding of disease
DatGuy Miller yup!
I thought it was because your heart stopped every time you sneeze and people were scared it wouldn't start again
@@charlene9896 no it's cuz satan
Demons*
@@datguymiller accualy it's because of the black plauge 🤗
1:18 "your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes"
me: *CHALLANGE ACCEPTED*
The shinigami don’t tell me you did what I think you did.
Oh no he's to powerful
Are you still aligned
Alive*
@@thescottishgiant855 certainly not aligned anymore
The kind of content we don't want but all need. That's a hella long shower.
Matthew Koller SAMEE
we need a update whos with me
That’s just a regular length shower wdym
Shower thought: *when we live on mars, parents will have to explain to their children what earth was*
Oh my god you are right
Wow
not a shower thought but true
Watch this whole video and your mind will be so clean it reboots
YOU HAVE THE SAME PROFILE PIC THAT I USED TO HAVE
I LOVE YOUR NAME-
Mushrooms will do this much more reliably
House Cat wait-
DEku
Cheese out here acting like it isn't a loaf of milk
Please. . .what possessed you to share this strangely true and mindbending information?
What can I say except delete this?
This made my year. Thank you
Its butter actually. Cheese is a milk photo
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!?
GARY THE SEA SNAIL
What? No it's- wait... oh... ok... that is acceptable... ok...
Yes
Can somebody find one that says "Crying is just peeing, but from your eyes"
^
Found one.
Lmao
Technically crying is applying ointment. SWEATING is peeing
Oh, I lick my tears....
@@futureivygirl uhh…
I get the feeling the Late Night Mega Binge might potentially break him…
or his computer
It luckily didnt
@@canine8284q🥺🥺🥺
I love how i wrote all these lovely comments while asleep. And the worse thing is that i wouldn't even notice it if someone didn't like my comment...
Bwbebebebee
"Every disaster movie starts with everyone ignoring a scientist."
Well, 2020 just made those movies accurate
At this point, your house is flooded.
“Mint is just cold spicy” I’m speechless
I know from experience that being in the shower for this long will definitely make you run out of hot water.
"Laughs in gas heater"
I was only in for 20 minutes and ran out hot water
I was in for 10
(Walks out of shower) good thing its raining(proceeds to walk outside naked
Frick u cold is better
I swear to god i'm hearing a faint Kazoo in the background.
SAME
It's someone scatting in the background lol
Shower thought
They say that money doesn't grow on trees, but if money is paper, then it does.
Money isn’t made of paper it’s made of cotton and other materials
@@camchc5563 It is also made with paper...
@@tucalyrics8761 not in the USA.
@@DepFromDiscord Well most money is made with paper, not all, srry lol. Also Majick Starchild said IF money is paper, not that money IS paper
I thought it was made from cotton or something
shower thought:
if somebody just randomly came up to you and said these, you would think their crazy, but if you watch a recording of some random stranger you're never going to meet saying them, their normal.
Well you would think the person coming up to you and saying that is crazy because you are wondering why they would waste their precious time explaining that much and they will get nothing out of it, it's considered weird or irregular to do that nowadays, and watching this video is normal because we know that he made it for entertainment purposes. Although this video is kind of long.... but that makes me wonder there are videos on youtube that people think the youtuber is crazy, hmmm...
SAND IS JUST RAW GLASS
TheAnimationGamers than if glass is cooked sand and you can eat sand then can’t you eat glass
*Stop, you're violating the law*
@@aharrypotterfan5951 eating glass just to stay pure
HOW DARE YOU BE RIGHT
@@aharrypotterfan5951 crunchy.
RUclips recommendations: EVERY SHOWER THOUGHT EVER. People who watch Cowbelly: Ah shit, here we go again
*starts the video* “I’m gonna have a great time”
*sees the end time stamp*
... why?
Edit: 4:21 basically how I see political ads/debates every now and then
“‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, but ‘YEET’ is for distance.”
So, can I say “KOBEET” (“Koyeet”?) for both accuracy and distance?
You should probably just say “Look at Curry man...”
He’s too dangerous to be left alive
Didn't age well, did it?
For neither, I use "yoink!" Chucking something in no particular direction and not really for distance either? That's a yoink.
Now we should call thighs “foreshadowing”
FAM
Wrong video but yes. :-)
I don't get it
@@mordi9286 wait i meant. to this. LOL
"If I die a virgin I'll be the first person in my family to do so"
At least I'll be accomplishing something in my life
You'll be the first, and _last._
Is this technically a movie length feature, Dormammu? *snap*
I’ve come to bargain.
If you die a kid, you’ve been a kid your whole life.
You start dying as soon as you’re born.
Everyone’s had the pain of that ripped nail catch on something.
Most of the memes say the person making the meme is depressed. That’s why they’re on the internet at all.
Edit: Aquamarine= water water
Edit 2: btw, if any of these are later, I haven’t seen them yet and thought of them on my own.
Actually you are not dying when born. Dying is when your organs are failing or shutting down. You are wrong. Leave
@@HTFFanOfFlaky dying is the state of getting closer to death, the only way to avoid being born a dying person is to die before you are born
“Someday someone will be the last person to think about you and you will ultimately cease to exist.”
Not true. There are always people thinking about people in the past, just as archeologists do. They just can’t remember the specific details.
But fact is someone someday will probably think about YOU for the last time
Well, humanity won't exist forever anyway, so eventually this will be true.
You, personally, might end up with a day where people will stop thinking about you at all. That is when you cease to exist. Historically important people might be remembered far into the future, but the vast majority of people are just along for the ride. No one thinks of Tutankhamen’s third chambermaid at all, or if he even had one. She no longer exists.
It’s a hard truth, but many of us will cease to exist in any capacity far before humanity takes its final breath. That will also end our existence as well, for no one will be around to care.
But not you specifically. You are wrong. Leave
@Hunter Hare this guy has a plan that they just need to put into action
20:13 “Someday, someone will be the last person to ever think about you, and you will ultimately cease to exist.” That one hurt more than it should have-
It can hurt you if you feel people thinking of you is important
I feel it comforting as it also means everything you did is also forgotten, every embarassing or stupid mistake? Gone
@@BrokenRazorButterfly people forget everything except the mistakes. Then they invent new ones and claim you made those. This is because people dont want to remember people. They want an excuse to believe they are better. But they arent. There are no good people
That one's been haunting my "staring at the stars" moments. I've had the thought that in 150 years, nobody will know I ever existed. Going outside the solar system, it won't matter if we and all of humanity live or die. We are utterly insignificant in the grand scheme of things.
Liking just for the sheer ambition of compiling all of those Shower Thoughts
If someone with asthma ever asks me why I'm so depressed I would simply reply with, "I would ask why you have asthma when there's so much air, but there's just as much air pollution." Bam, now they have an answer.
Mind.Blown.And I haven’t even watched it yet.
This will be the only Shower Thoughts video where the "O" will actually be "O"
0 views, 19 likes, 0 dislikes perfectly balanced as all things should be.
33:28 blasphemy! there was no pineapple on that pizza.
Lucifer S. Morningstar good
I made your comment at 100 likes so it can be perfectly balenced too 🙂
at 2:05 he kinda sounds like deadpool like he has the sarcasm tone and his voice down 😂
My brain cannot take all these thoughts. I'm not smart enough...
With the whole cats and keys thing, it’s because cats see their loved ones doing something and copy you, sometimes wanting to feel included
I leave my fully charged phone on the charger because I stay in bed even though I’m awake.
We just like your voice, that's why we like to have hour long videos of you saying random shit
Shower thought
If you don't eat anything on thanksgiving day to save up room for dinner, you're really just saving up room for breakfast.
39:33 nothing in particular, just needed to hold my place while I start my shower. Like, literally, a real shower lol
17:36 I guess you could say the Sun is the STAR of every movie
Not in movies set at night, such as die hard, or the warriors
listening to this eyes closed for a while makes it sound like i'm having a schizophrenic voice in my head with obsession on tumblr
Pat is really out here doing god’s work
"Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades". And then there are college students, who are terrified of both
Pat is an amazing human. He does such amazing content and has such a calming voice for this. I watched Aphmau when I was younger and subsequently found him. Pat, doubt you'll see this, but thank you for all you do lovely 💜
My usual shower thoughts besides crippling memories of work regrets are "We can trick our brain. . . but, we are our brain. . ." and "We are just a bean-shaped ball of mass" and "We are self-puppeteers. . ."
11:31
There is one month left of the 2010s
SCHIST
JESUS FREAKING CHRI-
@@Mr_Snek 2 hrs 20 min for me
2010s is completely gone😭
Bejebus
*achievement get!!
How did we get here?*
Me: watches the whole 1 hour and 47 minutes of this video
Also me: only remembers 5 or 6 shower thoughts
Same bro
“Music is to decorate time” fook off it’s to decorate sound ya git
For about 4 minutes at a time
thats exactly what i that
No music IS the sound
I thought I had a stroke for a sec💀
Its technically to decorate air, right?
35:35 my mom has a toe that pops and I know if she's going to my room or the one next to me by how fast her footsteps are........ my grandfather has heavy feet and it sounds like he's always stomping and pissed off and my grandmother shuffles.... my brother.... I don't even know how to explain that
And I just got out of the shower. Amazing.
26:29 I've been thinking about that for almost my whole life.
People who say YOLO can never be 100% sure that what they have stated is true until they die
And we say "cleanse your mind with shower thoughts" yet reading all these fills our minds more than it cleanses them
At this point I'm only 20 minutes in and my brain is struggling to process this.
SEYMOUR, NO! YOU'RE GONNA DROWN US ALL IN THIS SHOWER WATER!
Going to sleep and never waking up is like a dramatic cliffhanger at the end of your favorite movie
I’m about to go in the shower, so this seemed the most appropriate.
Have you taken a shower yet?
9:20
They said it was only a few more. Little did they know that there would be over an hour and a half left.
Happy Thanksgiving P.M. Hope your turkey is good and your day is full of fun.
This is how many times he said "clens your mind"
I
V
My goal is to now listen to all of this as soon as possible. I'm gonna be a couch potato for almost 2 hours
I just thought; Replacing batteries is just heart transplant for devices :o
Make me happy my thought hurts, got my tonsils removed
...what?
@@iogdavhd4icafhvnonsense540 ooooohh... I see, that would make sense 😅
The best thing I love about this is that it's a compilation that's not edited, so each little compilation is only a few minutes long which makes up another compilation altogether that's a few hours long. This is definitely the best video for people that overanalyze everything
thunderstorm thoughts
Flood thoughts
I fell asleep while listening to this, and I partially woke up just long enough to hear "fist bumps are more hygienic than handshakes" (or whatever it was. I was half asleep, give me a break), think "yeah, we went over this forever ago" and fall immediately back to sleep.
By the time I woke up again, the video was over and it was 3 a.m.
I showered in this for so long I used up all the hot water...
Michael Offor whoops
Fin fact!: most tarantula's can actually hiss and will when threatened, or when they are attacking
That’s a lot of thoughts...
2:30: If you’re in college you’re an adult who’s almost certainly afraid to check both your bank account AND your grades.
I refuse to listen to your warnings! I will dig out my bluetooth speaker and blast shower thoughts while I'm in the shower!
How did that go
I can hear someone humming in the background
Okay, is it just me or did "Joe Swanson" actually sound more like Kronk from The Emperors New Groove?
Or flynn from skylanders
Same same, that's why
Theyre literally the same voice actor
Same guy fool
Me: let me just watch this before I do my homework...
*realises it's one hour long*
Me: Oop-
I’m gonna take a shower
There was a time no one knew you would exist and there will be a time no one will know you ever existed.
The longest vid I've seen but loves it so much thank u so much pat for this
I love how the intros progressively just got weirder and weirder..
13:22
that's the sans dilemma
"The sans delimma" *lmfaooo*
Usually, depressed people dont want to be Happy. They dont really feel sad, they feel empty.
finally, a video expressing the amount of time im in the shower
@@druid_zephyrus do you eat in the shower
Nobody:
Me at 3 am watching this video:
It’s actually 2:50am for me XD
This is now not shower thoughts this is but a rainforest of thoughts
ah yes.
i love listening to 1 hour 47 minutes of shower thoughts at night
It begins
The soil we may be stepping on may just be our countless ancestor's decomposed corpses.
This video : turns up in my inbox.
Me : It's time to binge your mind with these shoowa thoots.
what i find most funny about this is that as i listened to this, you kept setting off my corenta as i played the sims, never had it been harder or funnier to build a house
yeah I’m gonna hear your voice for an hour 💗😄
Simp
the "congrats listener, yo mama's a location" really caught me off guard.
P.M seymour, Cyana, and Kevin is yes.
bro i put this on and put my phone down to try and sleep (insomnia got me feelin some type of way y'know) 💗
i like tøø many bands tø put in my name I did the same thing
People have been asking me what am I gonna do in 2 months, like c'mon guys, I dont have 2020 vision
Sooooooo? How was your year??? It was good, right? 🙃🙃🙃
Sadly, it had to end eventually.
We need a part two for 2020.