Every person who fought in endgame's final battle is an avenger because cap said avengers assemble and everyone fought even the wakanda people drstrange and more
That would have been great, but all the Black Panther-obsessed fanatics out there would rage and complain for not getting their predictable “Wakanda Forever”
I is for I am inevitable I am iron man I am Groot I am Steve Rogers I am Mary Poppins y 'all I have been falling for THIRTY MINUTES I can do this all day I ..I was ...I drifted . AND I LOVE YOU 3000
Random Quotes I Find Funny INFINITY WAR Quill: “I’m going to ask you one more time. Where is Gamora?” Tony: “I’ll do you one better. WHO is Gamora?” Drax: “I’ll do you one better. WHY is Gamora?” Tony: “He means get lost, Squidward!” Tony: “Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.” Thor: “Oh, by the way, this is my friend, Tree.” GROOT: “I am Groot!” Steve: “I am Steve Rogers.” Quill: “What Master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?” Okoye: “When you said we were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.” T’Challa: “What did you imagine?” Okoye: “The Olympics.. maybe even a Starbucks.” GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Drax: “Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.” IRON MAN 2 Fury: “Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the donut.” Tony: “Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we’re gonna get wet on this ride.” THOR Darcy: “Does he need CPR? Because I totally know CPR.” AVENGERS Tony: “Better clench up, Legolas.” Steve: “There’s only one God, ma’am, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” Tony: “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” Natasha: “He killed 80 people in 2 days.” Thor: “... He’s adopted.” WINTER SOLDIER Natasha: “Hey fellas, either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I’m here to pick up a fossil.” Sam: “I do what he does, just slower.” AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON Clint: “The city is flying. We’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.” Steve: “You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed, walk it off.” Vision: “Well, to be fair, I was born yesterday.” CIVIL WAR: Sam: “So you like cats?” Tony: “Underoos!” GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2 Yondu: “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!” Quill: “You shouldn’t have killed my mother and squished my Walkman.” SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING Tony: “Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.” Steve: “So. You got detention.” RAGNAROK Korg: “I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke for you!” This is obviously not all of them, but it’s a few. ;-;
G is for genius billionaire playboy philanthropist D is for doth mother know you wareth her drapes? I is for I don't feel so good / it means get lost squidward W is for where's Gamora? I'll do you one better who is Gamora? I'll do you one better.......WHY IS GAMORA?
I only like Korg xD Thor: I used to spin it really fast and it would pull me off th- Korg: Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off? Thor: no not like that! Korg: Eyy ey ey, take it chill maen.
E is for:
“Elevator’s not worthy...”
Ahhh there erase yassss
I WTCHED THAT YESTERDAY AND I AM STILL LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ABOUT IT
D
is for
Dude you're embarassing me infront of the wizard.
Yesss
And because star lord isn’t a avenger he’s a guardian
Nit Nite 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Oh hell ya
D
is for
Dorma-...
D should have been ''Dormammu,iVe cOmE tO bArGaiN'' 😂
What do you want?
@yoval keshet ohhhhhhh
@yoval keshet well Loki wasn't an avenger either but he was added so there is that too
@yoval keshet Zendaya either..
Every person who fought in endgame's final battle is an avenger because cap said avengers assemble and everyone fought even the wakanda people drstrange and more
G should be *"Get help! My brother is dying! Help!" Thor throws Loki*
hELp HiM
@@hey2775 nah I don't think I will after all he won't die from the mad Titan if you didn't met him again
Or could be genius billionaire playboy philanthropist
YES
Oml yes
I was hoping W would've been *"Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather"*
That would have been great, but all the Black Panther-obsessed fanatics out there would rage and complain for not getting their predictable “Wakanda Forever”
Or "We don't do that here"
I is for...
*I HAVE BEEN FALLING.... FOR 30 MINUTES*
O is for
OKEY BYE BYE
XD YES
I think i must be
I am Ironman
No, it’s for
I don’t feel so good. 😢
lol loki said it in Thor ragaranok
And what about the I= “I hAve BEen fALling fOR tHIrty MiNutes” ?!
....i should’ve done that
@Ahmed Memon Thor Ragnarok.
Ahmed Memon Loki - Thor Ragnarok :))
Now I is for I am ironman.
Tepsu *snaps*
A is for
America’s a**! Endgame, anyone? 😂
yessss
😂
That suit did nothing for your a**
😂😂😂😂
Endgame didn't come out at that point because it was uploaded in 2018
I is for I’m Mary poppins yall
HECK YA
W is for what the hell!
No "I don't feel so good" Is i
@@mysticgirl1015 no that was way over used
I is for:
I am Groot
I am Iron Man
I'm Mary Poppins y'all
I am Steve Rogers
“I” is for “i love you three thousand :’v
Yessss
Yes bruh.
U made me cry how dare you
Yes
I came back to this and now I think im finna cry:'(
G is for Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist
Lol
*exactly*
i is for i m iron man
Love u 3000
Mihail Pinte And al barat too soon man too sooonnnn😭😭😭😭😭😭
I is for
I am inevitable
I am iron man
I am Groot
I am Steve Rogers
I am Mary Poppins y 'all
I have been falling for THIRTY MINUTES
I can do this all day
I ..I was ...I drifted .
AND
I LOVE YOU 3000
Also
It means get lost squidward
I don't feel so good
Also I .. I got homework
You forgot “Im listening”
I have mastered the art of standing so incredibly still
I WENT FOR THE HEAD
D should be
*”Doth mother know you wearerth her drapes?”*
Exactly
S should be ‘Shakespeare in the park’
THISSSS GQHQGQGWHQGQHAGGAGA
hulk smiled at captain America when he said “hulk..... SMASH”
Hulk: *goes to black widow*
gotta keep it pg
I got that joke
why is that sadly funny
*things just went to 100 real frickin quick*
What if the Hulk just went up to Black Widow and said
*HULK SMASH NATASHA!!!!!!!*
W is for
Where is gamora
Who is gamora
I'll give you one better Why is Gamora
BlanketSumo0193 LMAO
omg i was waiting fir that
But never: HOW is Gamora
i`ll give you one better *WHAT IS GAMORA AND HOW MANY IS GAMORA*
That got me dying last year out of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Random Quotes I Find Funny
INFINITY WAR
Quill: “I’m going to ask you one more time. Where is Gamora?”
Tony: “I’ll do you one better. WHO is Gamora?”
Drax: “I’ll do you one better. WHY is Gamora?”
Tony: “He means get lost, Squidward!”
Tony: “Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”
Thor: “Oh, by the way, this is my friend, Tree.” GROOT: “I am Groot!”
Steve: “I am Steve Rogers.”
Quill: “What Master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?”
Okoye: “When you said we were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.”
T’Challa: “What did you imagine?”
Okoye: “The Olympics.. maybe even a Starbucks.”
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
Drax: “Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.”
IRON MAN 2
Fury: “Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the donut.”
Tony: “Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we’re gonna get wet on this ride.”
THOR
Darcy: “Does he need CPR? Because I totally know CPR.”
AVENGERS
Tony: “Better clench up, Legolas.”
Steve: “There’s only one God, ma’am, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.”
Tony: “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”
Natasha: “He killed 80 people in 2 days.”
Thor: “... He’s adopted.”
WINTER SOLDIER
Natasha: “Hey fellas, either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I’m here to pick up a fossil.”
Sam: “I do what he does, just slower.”
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON
Clint: “The city is flying. We’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.”
Steve: “You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed, walk it off.”
Vision: “Well, to be fair, I was born yesterday.”
CIVIL WAR:
Sam: “So you like cats?”
Tony: “Underoos!”
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2
Yondu: “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!”
Quill: “You shouldn’t have killed my mother and squished my Walkman.”
SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING
Tony: “Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”
Steve: “So. You got detention.”
RAGNAROK
Korg: “I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke for you!”
This is obviously not all of them, but it’s a few. ;-;
omg i love them too..
too hiGh FiiiiVeeee
tony’s are the best but my all time favourite is “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes”
Im not from earth im from missuri
-yEah thAts oN eaRth DiPShit
I love these thanks for making me laugh
love it
*A is for*
Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Natasha: AsSemB--
I was fan-girling when Steve said AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He is just so cute I love him so much
Where is that scene from??
Natasha is my moms name
Tony: AHAAHAHAHHHH
@@kuelenXD It's a blooper
to those who have watched endgame...
i is for "i love you 3000" :
Or i'm Iron Man, i'm crying.:(
Making me cry
han belle 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
or I am Inevitable
U bitch, I was so happy while reading the other comments and then u wrote this which made me sad as hell
Why isn’t B for “Bring me Thanos!”
@Emily P FORD 😂😂you'll see in Endgame
It's from Thor
Big idea!
Or also "T" - There was and idea...
@@-erinfritz Haha...but Thor😩
@@nimisha6584 shhhh don't spoil Endgame😂😂
I is for “ I.... am..... *IRON MAN*”
Y is for “you should’ve gone for the head”
W is for “We have a hulk”
Yee
W is for "Why is Gamora"
D is for "Doeth mother know you weareth her drapes?"
W should’ve been “WHY IS GAMORA?”
Bruh why would that offend you? Def a 9 year old
Idk I'm bored 😐
@@muhdnasriii5468 this reason is so dumb.
Muhd Nasri that conversation killed my braincells.
@@muhdnasriii5468 OH MY GOD, YOU DON'T HAVE PROOF!!!!
And it means that you are realized that your comments was dumb)
OH
MY
*G O D*
_The hemmer pulled you off?_
XD
it's 'hammer' not 'hemmer'
@임승재 It’s part of the joke, man.
임승재 you don’t get jokes do you?
no I understand the joke too
I thought P was going to be Piss off ghost
Meme guy omg I should’ve used that T-T
Or puny God.
Ainsley Harriott's Spicy Meat I thought it was going to be for puny god
Ainsley Harriott's Spicy 🥩 🍖
We are one in the same ((correct me if I'm wrong :)) dear friend
0:52 Steve: Language
Tony: fOr gOsH sAkE wHaT yOuR lAnGuAgE??
For god sake what ur language ot watch ur language
@@andrewtube5787 u know what he means 😐😐😐
For gosh sakes
A is for Aaaeehhh? Cap be like you think Imma say Assemble?
*How many movies later*
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
SumGood Tea just needed to wait till Endgame
Patience...he said!
I should be "I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES!"
P should've been for "Puny God".
Thor I haven't seen a single person with the name "Loki the god of mischief" Have you seen him??
@Thor The God of Thunder I haven't seen a single person with the name "Loki The God of Mischief" Have you seen him??
Thor Lord of Thunder
Wtf
I would like this but it has 420 likes and I don’t want to be That Person that ruins it
m should be
“Mr stark, we won, we won mr. Stark, we won”
no, that’s too sad 😞
@@eviepowell5051
Yea i agree
STOP
DON'T DO THAT ITS SAD LIKE UR LIFE OK SO DONT
Noooooooooo way too sad 😢😢
OH MY LOKI
why isn’t d for
“drop your socks and grab your crocs!”
“It’s about to get wet on this ride”
0:28 *LANGUAGE*
Peridot steve said a bad language word
0:52 LangUage
Kai haha I thought of that as soon as I saw the comment haha
LoKI!
ItzXreex you pronounced it wrong it’s LaNgUaGe
A: Avengers Assemble
M: Mr Stark i don’t feel so good
W: Where is Gamora ?
Who is Gamora ?
and WHY IS GAMORA.
I love that scene so much 😂😂
Hahahahaha
Oh my god the hemmer pulled you off?
I can hear the accent. xD
Lol hemmed
I love korg
The voice of Korg is the director himself in ragnarok
I was very upset that genius billionaire has playboy philanthropist wasn’t as G
TAKE THAT SUIT OF WHAT ARE U:
S is for Squidward you will find that funny if you saw avengers infinity war
@Emily P FORD yup
Sharma
C is for
“Come build my new LEGO Death Star” -Ned
D is for "Do you lay eggs?"
Wha nohohoho
Peter: *shakes head side to side*
I love how Peter is so annoyed by Tony at first, then he learns to see him and love him as a father figure
G is for genius billionaire playboy philanthropist
D is for doth mother know you wareth her drapes?
I is for I don't feel so good / it means get lost squidward
W is for where's Gamora? I'll do you one better who is Gamora? I'll do you one better.......WHY IS GAMORA?
I is for I have been falling for 30 minutes!!
cam tudo nononono i is for I love u 3000/ I hAvE beEn fAlliNg, f0r THIRTY MINUTES
As much as I try, I can't listen to Korg without cracking up laughing
Cap: LANGUAGE
Mr stark: is everyone just going to ignore the fact that cap said language?
Capture? Who's he?
I think you mean Captain
@@ellecullen3986
Ya sorry I didn't even notice my spelling error thanks
@@PeterParker-qu8tr that's ok
@@PeterParker-qu8tr no problem
h should have been “hi” when groot waves at gamora at the start of guardians of the galaxy 2
R killed me XD
Same 😂
Same!!
RaAaaaaAaaAaaAAAAaaaaAaaaAAAAAAaaaah
Izuki 101 same
Same dude
_Oh, my god. The hammer pulled you off?_
HAD ME IN TEARS.
Mew-mew What's mew-mew? XD
nick name for mjolnir
RONG wooooosh
@@Crilyte wooooooooosh
Out of all, my favorite is " Z is for *Zemo* "
I like how its supposed to be avengers alphabet but the D is with the guardians xD
they rpobably assumed theyre apart of avengers now after infinity war
All the heroes joined up to make a bigger group of Avengers in Infinity War so yeah the guardians are part of the avengers now
The guardians are avengers now, imo
Oh well
Yeah! This guy gets it!
(Also, D *TOTALLY* should have been "Doth Mother Know you weareth her drapes?" Like dude wtffffffffff?????????????)
1:08 why did i laugh so hard on this i don’t even understand why-
When Loki said “I beg your pardon” I thought it said “ I beg your potato” oh god
p should’ve been
‘ piss off ghost ‘
- korg
Thor ragnarok
1:15 no Loki for us
Ross Gladden oh my god
0:31 “YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH!
-Ninja
r should have been “ retired for what like 5 minutes and everything goes to shit”
Thor:mjolnir
Girl: mew mew? What is mew mew
Thor came out when I was 7 and I literally thought it was mew mew 😂 it took me about 3 yrs to understand that 😂
y is for "you should have gone for the head"
I just got in to this fandom and i already love everything about it
I think it'll be pretty hard to remember what "Y" stands for... 😂
Tauriel of Mirkwood YEET!!
You rode a hammer?
there...
OHH my God, the hammer PuLlEd YoU OfF????!!!
"Dance off"
Literally everyone : What the fook-
2:07 "OMG the hammer pulled you off??"
Thor: *face palms*
That "patience" really brought back the pain of those ten minutes waiting for the end scene
...
...
... why does everyone ignore my precious, underrated baby Edward Norton and The Incredible Hulk...
“Ewwww the hammer pulled you off?”
I swear Korg is the greatest thing Ragnorok ever brought us.
The first few times I watched CW, I thought Zemo's name was Emo. No lies.
Y should’ve been “You didn’t see that coming”
Why isn't M "Mission Report, December 16 1991"?
mew mew
Polar Bear from Jamaica naaahh mew mew its better
0:58 legit most awkward time in the movie, especially for a 13 year old I was just like "HeCk NaW wHyYyYyY"
*_steve we went over this._*
I is for “I have been falling for thirty minutes!”
The world is a circle. It ends where it starts. A sad example for this is
I AM THE IRON MAN.😢
(Marvel fans will understand)
#loveyou3000timestony
rock arif it's I Am Iron Man
Y is for 'You should've gone for the head'
B is for 'Bring me Thanos'
Nick Fury: "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
(1 year later)
Ninja:
*YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?!*
‘I’ should have been for ‘I don’t feel so good’ 😭😭😭 most heart breaking scene ever!
C is for
Cheeseburgers were Tony's favorite too.
Nonknononknknononinknoojek
I is for-
I have been falling...
FoR THiRtY MiNutES !!!!!!
Nice channel name you got there man, really impressive, I am a big fan of urs
loki laufyson thank you!! That means so much to me!
MJ: Too late it's already creepy
Peter: Oh My LoKi
By far my favourite
Oh my god... The hammer pulled you off!?
Lmao
Well, no F word, lemme try something else
*Enters N*
I only like Korg xD
Thor: I used to spin it really fast and it would pull me off th-
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?
Thor: no not like that!
Korg: Eyy ey ey, take it chill maen.
*I is for: “I am Thor god of beer”*
*W is for: “wE aRe VenOm”*
Oh my Loki, this is awesome XD
Bingo Bango thank you!!
I really don’t like Infinity War but “‘What master do I serve’- what am I supposed to say, JESUS?” GOT me 😂😂
LaNgUaGe
P= pointbreak
Like if you get it 😂😂
"W" was sad ;(
A real marvel fan would know all of these before the video started
I is for:I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR 30 MINUTES
@yoval keshet yeah, because the guardians of the galaxy are avengers.
“I is for” “is that the last red white and blue sprinkled doughnut”
"Bring me thanos"
"get this man a thanos"
"I" is for "I love you 3000" 😔
My favorite *"too late you guys are losers"* 😂💕
Mew mew wat is miau miau
Its a kitty
D is for"dormammu,i've come to bargain"
I is for "i've been falling for 30 minutes"
Oml this is epic-😂😂
I thought D would be "definitely Americas ass"
You probaly wont read this but You really made My day. All this COVID stuff is really making me sad but thank You for savning My mood for a bit
1:39 _Oh my Loki_
Thank God W was something with Wakanda, I would have cried if it wasn’t
0:30 whoever knows ninja from the pubg days knows what i mean
I should be
“I don’t wanna go, please Mr. Stark, I don’t wanna go, I don’t wanna go”
s should've been for squidward
Squidward and Barney are my favorite Avengers 👌🏼