Thank you all for gathering here today. I hope you enjoy watching me commit some crimes... Including the crime of misspelling the word "VANDALISM". Repeatedly. I added most of the text to this video last and during a period of sleep deprivation. I know it may be difficult, but please try to forgive me for this horrible transgression.
So sad eyezayar was found dead in his “bad grammar cell” hanging after stabbing himself 30 times and pulling his legs off while dipped in honey Fly high 🕊️
If you're interested in doing more Red Dead 2 style videos like this, I think we'd all love to see you figure out what the best rooftop parkour path is in Saint Denis, to avoid the corrupt Police Department or perhaps a Vampire who you have just disturbed...
I would like to mention the lemoyne raider encounter by catfish Jackson’s where you can acquire a wagon with a Gatling gun on the back. It works in chapter 3 lol.
I dang near shat myself with laughter when shooting the camp. Imagining Micah getting American horror storyed (the one with the chicken man, I think circus)
Someone lots of people that aren’t from here in Australia dont know is during the 1890s everyone had contests to due as many crimes as possible without being punished for them.
I know you mentioned that you can shoot in the gunsmith's, but you can also Rob the register and items after the event, which I've found to give quite a handy boost in chapter 3
Dude there’s so many gold bars money is no longer a factor after chap 2 free roam ability or the infinite gold bar glitch in new Austin in the epilogue when you no longer need money at all is available too. Also I saved the pig farm encounter til the very last chance so John can go back and retrieve Arthur’s cash.
Lemoyne is more of a parody on the southern US as a whole. Since parts of the state like Rhodes and Scarlett Meadows do resemble the geography found in Georgia especially, but also Mississippi, Alabama, and of course the non swamp parts of Louisiana
@lobaandrade7172 its a condensed representation of the east coast. And gulf of mexico. Appalachia is Roanoke ridge saint denis is new Orleans so rhodes would be georgia Alabama florida area
@@bjellison905not really. The Lanahechee river is supposed to be the Mississippi River, so Lemoyne is representation of New Orleans/ Arkansas area, with Roanoke representing the Ouichita mountains in Oklahoma.
As an 3xploiter at heart, this was an immediate discovery for me the moment Rhodes locked down, and I made it my focus for days, getting rich with absolutely no honor. First, you can eventually unalive civilians just by running into them enough times. But, of course, using a horse is much more efficient. Either way, they are lootable and generic civilians respawn indefinitely. That handy-dandy fence around the corner seems tailor-made for converting their baubles into cash. The Greys in town are always ready to go, so bumping them or taking their horses has fun consequences. If you get them chasing you with enough malice, the law will come to your aid, and one or the other will no longer be a problem. The deputy will summarily greet Arthur cordially -- but don't loot in front of him. You can also harvest the poor folks' pig on the edge of town, take the meat, and/or sell it to the butcher. Okay, so this process might seem too slow and risky after a bit. So, go to the North end of town right where that boundary exists with your trusty snIp3r boomstick. Wagon drivers and travelers on the road into and out of town are easy pickings. If you wind up wanted because someone made it outside the boundary, just step over the line again and the status is gone. Or wait for the law, deal with them how you do, and try to appropriate one of their neat horses before running back to Rhodes to shed that wanted status. Just let the bounty max out until you feel like moving on. Or don't, and head up to the top of Face Rock with that rifl3 to await the bounty hunters. They'll always come in from the road near Rhodes through the woods and across that big open prairie. Do that thing you do as they make a doomed rush on your position, loot, and repeat. Want more? Here's a really nice one: take a wagon and crash it over the bank onto the railroad tracks south of the Rhodes train station. Disconnect the horses (if they survived), leaving the wagon on the tracks. Keep your eye on that wagon or it may despawn, and wait for the next train, which will stop due to the obstruction. You can then take control of the train, without becoming wanted, and travel around the whole map, consequence-free. Park at stations and do some mayhem, then jump back aboard for a getaway over the border. (RUclips's auto-c3nsor is really annoying.)
Oh, and don't forget to loot horses (be careful if they're alive -- it allows you to get both sides, but they may kick). Gold nuggets are fairly common in saddlebags.
@@The_fortnite_guy1 depending on where you lived, individual states (and the federal government alike) didn't criminalize littering and similar negligence until after the old west had truly died out. New York around 1885 was one of, if not thee, first city in America to mass incinerate trash on the Governor's Island.
Next time you need info on the laws and legalities of the state of Georgia in 1899, you know who to call 😎 Also, "insult, assault, and pour salt" might just be the hardest line ever written
"If you're drunk, you're guaranteed to end up in the slammer" only as long as the police show up in less than 30 seconds when Arthur becomes sober again
Normally a random video with 3k views appearing on the side of my feed would be something I would vehemently ignore but I can personally confirm that your videos are well worth watching due to prior experience
Fun fact: Horse theft usually means a death sentence, as there werent many ways to call for help, and horses were usually the only way for some long distance travel, so stealing a horse means you basically left someone to die.
the hungry pep talk is edited, meh. but most of the video his way cool, mainly the creator's own lines of its atrocities with Arthur. the man does have some punch lines, literally
If you go to the side of the gun shop you will see a boy inprisoned and if you go inside you can aim your gun at the shop keeper and after the man is left in the basement you can steal the cash and the ammo.(Leave the Store buy somthing in the general store come back into the gun shop through the side door and the ammo and cash would respawned
Hitting me with that Wii U nostalgia with the music choices. 3:11 Albatross Prison from Lego City Undercover and 4:30 A-Mazing Post Pounding from Yoshi's Woolly World in the same video?
Everyone's talking about Arthur being hungry and glossing over "turn this dust bin into the ghost town you always knew it could be." Me every time I visit Van Horn
Littering wasn't a crime until the 1970's in America. There's an infamous scene from "Mad Men" where after a picnic they just dump all their trash into the wind.
"Ah, here we have the distinguished Arthur evilrunicus. We rides with his faithful companion through the lands. But these aren't his natural habitat. This is Rhodes, where violence should be quite impossible. Yet, the clever evilrunicus finds a way..."
I somehow managed to piss off the whole saloon the first day. I fought 3 Raiders, won. Then for some reason one AI started shooting at me, then the Sheriff came in and I knocked him out on accident lol
The thought of Arthur absolutely itching to shoot someone in Rhoads and when he finally gets to draw his weapon he just snaps and massacres the town is so funny to me
You can also still loot saddlebags, and sometimes if the horse kicks you while doing that, the surrounding townsfolk will start attacking the horse. Stabbing it over and over. A real horrid sight
just came off a video of a dude trying to beat the game without killing anyone, to a video of a dude trying to commit all possible crimes in a no crime one JUST TO REALIZE, their the same freaking person! this dude is a mad lad and deserves more subs!
Thank you all for gathering here today. I hope you enjoy watching me commit some crimes...
Including the crime of misspelling the word "VANDALISM". Repeatedly. I added most of the text to this video last and during a period of sleep deprivation. I know it may be difficult, but please try to forgive me for this horrible transgression.
So sad eyezayar was found dead in his “bad grammar cell” hanging after stabbing himself 30 times and pulling his legs off while dipped in honey
Fly high 🕊️
Micah's gonna have his way with you boah. He ain't a feller to let crimes go unpunished.
If you're interested in doing more Red Dead 2 style videos like this, I think we'd all love to see you figure out what the best rooftop parkour path is in Saint Denis, to avoid the corrupt Police Department or perhaps a Vampire who you have just disturbed...
what song is playing around 6:00?
Forgiven🙏
You're a good boah don't fret.
I would like to mention the lemoyne raider encounter by catfish Jackson’s where you can acquire a wagon with a Gatling gun on the back. It works in chapter 3 lol.
I also think u wont get a bounty
I never knew about this what
I dang near shat myself with laughter when shooting the camp. Imagining Micah getting American horror storyed (the one with the chicken man, I think circus)
Meaning all limbs hit badly
BADLY. it's what Micah gets for calling me "black lung" which is right after beaver hollow. Like the second we move there he starts with black lung
7:48 "that makes me real hungry" JESUS CHRIST.
Its edited in
-is Lord Amen, Hallelujah! Fr bro, don't use the Lord's name in vain, it ain't cool
@@WheatGaming i'm an atheist.
@@PurrTheFurry🤓
@@karlo1388 🤓
Someone lots of people that aren’t from here in Australia dont know is during the 1890s everyone had contests to due as many crimes as possible without being punished for them.
Those were the good old days
That sort of behaviour is why they got sent to Australia in the first place.
@@BananaWasTaken wrong country, and about 30 years after the english stopped exiling convicts there
@@clarkcant4818What do you mean by wrong country?
Had a stroke reading this
"Insult, assault and pour salt in the wounds of our enemies" loved that 😂
Those were BARS
Same
I got drunk after Saint Denis Bank Robbery, and Arthur yelled lenny to some random, so it just made it so much worse
You may still be drunk due to that spelling of denis
@@zroadrage. possibly 😂
god that's horrible
Lenny never really died everyone could be a Lenny to Arthur
There’s like a full chapter between then and the next time you can drunkenly shout at randoms 😂
7:22 "hardly touched ya" AWESOME ALIBI ARTHUR.
Yeah
445
i loved that
“I’m talking oranges. I’m talking oranges. I’m talking, like… oranges.” really made me laugh for some reason
"insult, assault and pour salt" was really good lmao, took me by surprise
At 7:50 arthur said "that makes me real hungry" and i got 2 food delvery adds imidatly after lol
Really?
@@monsterislandtales5788 yea and it was great timing for an ad
Tinder…..
@@mercy3106👁👁
Wat
Those ads were for Arthur, not you.
you can actually rob a train and then drive it back into rhodes during chapter 3 and then you get completely forgiven for your crimes
Holy moly. Not only does he consistently stream but also upload. 2024 is the year of the eyeman
The stream streak hasn’t been broken for almost a month now. We’re so back.
7:47
Woman: burning to death
Arthur: “That makes me real hungry”
Edit:
Mfs made me blow tf up thank you
That's dark dude! I was in awe when he said that.
I laughed so hard
I got a midroll ad for a pizza place right after that moment
yes we all saw the same video
He's just like me fr fr
It truly is magic anytime the man uploads. Only four months this time too!
He posted a video 2 weeks ago
@@mayohyundai1152yeah lmao
@@mayohyundai1152 yes but the last rdr2 vid was 4 months ago. Usually his goodest boy in the west run takes a super long time to upload.
7:45 that makes me real hungry 💀
7:50
7:49 Arthur is a cannibal confirmed
💀💀💀
I know you mentioned that you can shoot in the gunsmith's, but you can also Rob the register and items after the event, which I've found to give quite a handy boost in chapter 3
Dude there’s so many gold bars money is no longer a factor after chap 2 free roam ability or the infinite gold bar glitch in new Austin in the epilogue when you no longer need money at all is available too. Also I saved the pig farm encounter til the very last chance so John can go back and retrieve Arthur’s cash.
@@Just.A.T-Rex yh, but gun oil and ammo is always useful, especially earlier
“I’m not entirely versed on the laws and legalities for the state of Georgia” is in a state based on Louisiana
Lemoyne is more of a parody on the southern US as a whole. Since parts of the state like Rhodes and Scarlett Meadows do resemble the geography found in Georgia especially, but also Mississippi, Alabama, and of course the non swamp parts of Louisiana
I don't think the state being Louisiana makes him any better at the laws of Georgia though.
@lobaandrade7172 its a condensed representation of the east coast. And gulf of mexico. Appalachia is Roanoke ridge saint denis is new Orleans so rhodes would be georgia Alabama florida area
@@bjellison905you can even find a Florida Panther. 😅
@@bjellison905not really. The Lanahechee river is supposed to be the Mississippi River, so Lemoyne is representation of New Orleans/ Arkansas area, with Roanoke representing the Ouichita mountains in Oklahoma.
As an 3xploiter at heart, this was an immediate discovery for me the moment Rhodes locked down, and I made it my focus for days, getting rich with absolutely no honor.
First, you can eventually unalive civilians just by running into them enough times. But, of course, using a horse is much more efficient. Either way, they are lootable and generic civilians respawn indefinitely. That handy-dandy fence around the corner seems tailor-made for converting their baubles into cash.
The Greys in town are always ready to go, so bumping them or taking their horses has fun consequences. If you get them chasing you with enough malice, the law will come to your aid, and one or the other will no longer be a problem. The deputy will summarily greet Arthur cordially -- but don't loot in front of him.
You can also harvest the poor folks' pig on the edge of town, take the meat, and/or sell it to the butcher.
Okay, so this process might seem too slow and risky after a bit. So, go to the North end of town right where that boundary exists with your trusty snIp3r boomstick. Wagon drivers and travelers on the road into and out of town are easy pickings. If you wind up wanted because someone made it outside the boundary, just step over the line again and the status is gone. Or wait for the law, deal with them how you do, and try to appropriate one of their neat horses before running back to Rhodes to shed that wanted status. Just let the bounty max out until you feel like moving on.
Or don't, and head up to the top of Face Rock with that rifl3 to await the bounty hunters. They'll always come in from the road near Rhodes through the woods and across that big open prairie. Do that thing you do as they make a doomed rush on your position, loot, and repeat.
Want more? Here's a really nice one: take a wagon and crash it over the bank onto the railroad tracks south of the Rhodes train station. Disconnect the horses (if they survived), leaving the wagon on the tracks. Keep your eye on that wagon or it may despawn, and wait for the next train, which will stop due to the obstruction. You can then take control of the train, without becoming wanted, and travel around the whole map, consequence-free. Park at stations and do some mayhem, then jump back aboard for a getaway over the border.
(RUclips's auto-c3nsor is really annoying.)
Oh, and don't forget to loot horses (be careful if they're alive -- it allows you to get both sides, but they may kick). Gold nuggets are fairly common in saddlebags.
Dam how many hours do you have on RDR2 to know this shit 😂🤦♂️@@crimsonmask3819
littering didnt become a crime until 1972
Do you have a source???
@@The_fortnite_guy1 no what does that mean
@unoreversecard1442 It means do you have proof of this or are you just spouting nonsense
@@The_fortnite_guy1 google when did littering become a crime
@@The_fortnite_guy1 depending on where you lived, individual states (and the federal government alike) didn't criminalize littering and similar negligence until after the old west had truly died out. New York around 1885 was one of, if not thee, first city in America to mass incinerate trash on the Governor's Island.
Something you didnt include here is that you can break the glass in the general stores door by running into the store at full speed
true, but it may be considered an accident as you can't do it so often like riding over people with your horse or, better, a stolen horse.
Next time you need info on the laws and legalities of the state of Georgia in 1899, you know who to call 😎
Also, "insult, assault, and pour salt" might just be the hardest line ever written
You're on speed dial for the next one
Holy shit it's the guy that does rdr2 history
"If you're drunk, you're guaranteed to end up in the slammer" only as long as the police show up in less than 30 seconds when Arthur becomes sober again
Shrine of amana PTSD at 0:01
That's actually "Nameless song" the end credits for Dark Souls 1, close tho
@@Eclipse-kv1osthe women in the Shrine of Amana sing that same song, close tho
7:49 "that makes me real hungry"
"If we can't insult, assault and pour salt in the wounds of our enemies ..." must be my favorite line ever written
The lego city undercover music at 3:11 hit me with a wave of nostalgia
If you ride in with a wanted level you can stilll have a shootout and such
Woman: **Burning alive on a fire**
Arthur: "That makes me real hungry..."
Short answer: the game restricts being wanted at all in rodes but realistically yes you can commit a lot of crimes there
5:48 im so happy that a youtuber i know uses underrated tracks like this
Yes Hotline Miami… extremely niche and underrated
@@xannymanny9754I'm saying the track is underrated, not the game :/
@@danielaidenxavier1451 nah you ain’t wrong. It’s one of my favorite tracks in the game. That Evan’s, and the soldiers levels have my favorite tracks
Whats the name of that track ive tried to find it for 2 years@@danielaidenxavier1451
Normally a random video with 3k views appearing on the side of my feed would be something I would vehemently ignore but I can personally confirm that your videos are well worth watching due to prior experience
Fun fact: Horse theft usually means a death sentence, as there werent many ways to call for help, and horses were usually the only way for some long distance travel, so stealing a horse means you basically left someone to die.
Roasted woman on campfire "That makes me real hangry" my God Arthur is crazy xd
You added that right ?
the hungry pep talk is edited, meh. but most of the video his way cool, mainly the creator's own lines of its atrocities with Arthur. the man does have some punch lines, literally
First video I've seen from your channel. Your story telling and the way you structured and presented this video was excellent.
9:10 bro gave it a peek
5:33 that was VILE
The second coming of Christ is a lot better than what I thought it would be
Facts homie did nothing the first time
@@cohenparsons947 Bro literally died for our sins but go off I guess
@@korvo3427 oh please he was executed he didn't sacrifice himself or anything
@@cohenparsons947 Mf it's okay, media literacy isn't for everyone.
@@korvo3427 guy was just executed never read that books plot is garbage and the writing is just as bad
1:35 Bars. Straight up.
The Arkham streams are getting me through the long month of January brother don’t stop them!
6:35 the little grinnnnn lolololo
The fact that you can't even unholster your weapon as Sherriff is ridiculous
Game: you are unable to commit crimes in this city
Eyezayar: Lenny, hold my beer
You can also bring kidnapped people into rhodes and the people there will become hostile
Arthur really burned some black woman at the campfire and said "that made me hungry"
What does it matter that shes black? U couldnt just same “some woman”
Lady burning:
Arthur: *"that makes me real hungry."*
Eyezayar I love you're videos and you never fail to make laugh and be happy wish you a good day and a good life
Thanks a lot man, wishing you the same.
*your
7:48 “your a good man Arthur”
9:27
The explosion was a paid actor
pov: you see a man looking at a woman in a fire and he says ''That makes me real hungry.''
I LOVE THE LEGO UNDERCOVER SONG❤, Love the easter egg for true OG’S!
Albatross prison baby
Wait a minute is that my horsey chocolate milk? BRO STOLE MY COW LOOKING ASS HORSE 6:20
3:27
"LENNY! Oh... not again."
I'm dying 💀
It’s hilarious when Arthur sees a woman being cooked on the the fire and says “That makes me real hungry!”
7:50
Arthur: That makes me real hungry.
Woman: (disgusted) Ugh!!!
Arthur runs into someone whith the force to send them through a fence barley touched her
7:55 was wild tho💀
You can actually rob the gunstore in chapter 3 if you learn about the boy being held hostage in the basement
3:47 we're smoking that Merrietta Banks pack 🔥
Taken too soon
Also, you can steal stuff from the gunsmith and even rob him if you find the prisoner then confront him about it
1:20 you can rob the gunstore tho
Yeah you just need to have that kid in the basement
If you go to the side of the gun shop you will see a boy inprisoned and if you go inside you can aim your gun at the shop keeper and after the man is left in the basement you can steal the cash and the ammo.(Leave the Store buy somthing in the general store come back into the gun shop through the side door and the ammo and cash would respawned
3:33 ain’t no way bro added the og chase McCain prison song in the background
Hitting me with that Wii U nostalgia with the music choices. 3:11 Albatross Prison from Lego City Undercover and 4:30 A-Mazing Post Pounding from Yoshi's Woolly World in the same video?
0:57 I thought my device died
You are so talented with what you do, ideas, editing... etc, keep up the good work in keeping this game alive
Really appreciate that, thank you
Ah yes. The goodest boah's evil twin
The worstest git
Everyone's talking about Arthur being hungry and glossing over "turn this dust bin into the ghost town you always knew it could be." Me every time I visit Van Horn
Why did Arthur say "That makes me reall hungry" LMAO
Drinks two bottles of bourbon, jumps out of the window and falls from the second floor. Seems like normal drunken Saturday night 3:11
Does being criminally underrated count
7:46 Arthur saying "that makes me real hungry" is diabolical work
8:47 W music choice
What song is it
@@CalumWade It's from a game called Bully, it's from a mission called "the tenements" so the name of the song is "the tenements".
@@exclysia2383 thanks so much
@@CalumWade Not forcing u but try playin the game it's a masterpiece and has other good songs too, tenements being my personal favorite
7:44 "Makes me real hungry" 💀💀
5:59 hotline miami music?!
Littering wasn't a crime until the 1970's in America. There's an infamous scene from "Mad Men" where after a picnic they just dump all their trash into the wind.
Yep. "Dont mess with Texas" was an anti littering campaign from the 1980s
Can we all just appreciate the effort this guy puts into his videos
I believe during the grave vandalism part you can use your horse to crack the graves
HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
This was one of the most fun short videos I've watched in a while, cheers eyezayar.
5:07 I’m talking oranges
Don't forget the oranges
What about oranges, i think you forgot it
"that makes me real hungry" is CRAZY
Honestly considering you are meant to be acting like a deputy, I don't see anything unusual about most of this.
Ha ha get it because police bad
alternate timeline where arthur became a lawman in rhodes and genuinely does his best to enforce the law and keep the peace without committing crimes
I feel this is the national geographic of RDR2.
"Now lets move on to.... *THIEVERY*"
"Ah, here we have the distinguished Arthur evilrunicus. We rides with his faithful companion through the lands. But these aren't his natural habitat. This is Rhodes, where violence should be quite impossible. Yet, the clever evilrunicus finds a way..."
6:21 there are no cameras in 1899
Yes there were
Not like that, but there were cameras
🤓🤓☝️
The first camera was invented in 1816 but they were black and white
I stole a train that went through Rhodes and got the entire city on lockdown
you can rob the gunsmith while deputized if you just find the back room first, it’s another poker game like the valentine side business
I somehow managed to piss off the whole saloon the first day. I fought 3 Raiders, won. Then for some reason one AI started shooting at me, then the Sheriff came in and I knocked him out on accident lol
I think it should be noted that horse theft was an offense that was likely still punishable by hanging in 1899.
I got addicted to looting saddlebags for gold nuggets, for some reason.
How often did you get kicked to death by the horse?
The thought of Arthur absolutely itching to shoot someone in Rhoads and when he finally gets to draw his weapon he just snaps and massacres the town is so funny to me
"that makes me real hungry" DUDE. ITS A MADAM.
Red dead revolver music in the intro! :D
Nice Red Dead Revolver music, that's nostalgic.
You can also still loot saddlebags, and sometimes if the horse kicks you while doing that, the surrounding townsfolk will start attacking the horse. Stabbing it over and over. A real horrid sight
7:51 “that makes me real hungry”
OH-
The “hardly touched ya” after throwing a man 10 feet off a patio is the true criminal act bere
just came off a video of a dude trying to beat the game without killing anyone, to a video of a dude trying to commit all possible crimes in a no crime one
JUST TO REALIZE, their the same freaking person!
this dude is a mad lad and deserves more subs!
I can finally watch this because I finished that chapter
i just wanna let you know things are goina go down hill really quickly
@@lordofthefemboysI wasn’t ready for everything that happened next
@@realhadesreturn Me neither... me neither.